#of course it isn't perfect

[kdramaxoxo]

The thing about King The Land is sure, the plots with the trope-y sister is annoying and yeah, the writing is a little baggy and drawn out but dude. Give me a healthy main with lots of SOFT and I’m here for it! Legit these two doing it in a fluffy non-slice-of-life rom com?? YES PLEASE!

[old-danmei-fan]

Late night LiuShen horny thought before bed.

Shen Qingqiu loves making Liu Qingge whimper and flush by calling him a good boy or good shidi.

Imagine a peak lord meeting where they are discussing the peak budgets or something and it's mentioned Bai Zhan isn't causing as much destruction (the peak lord is too busy getting bent over his shixiong's desk on the daily) so their budget is getting upped a little bit.

Shen Qingqiu is just leisurely fanning himself and drops a "What a good Shidi, taking care of his duties" or something like that while smirking and Liu Qingge just loses it.

Immediately turns beat red, yells SHEN QINGQIU and bolts out of the meeting. By the time Shen Qingqiu gets back to the bamboo house, Qingge is there and already naked in Shen Qingqiu's bed because he's got a raging hard on and his shixiong needs to take responsibility since he caused it.

[psychologicalwarclaire]

Wu trained Morro at the same time that Garmadon was training with Chen which MEANS that Misako was around to see what the pressure of wanting and training to be the Green Ninja could lead to.

So later when she had Lloyd and KNEW that he would be the legendary Green Ninja, do you think she thought of the child Wu had once trained? The kid who became so obsessed with proving himself that he put himself in danger time and time again? The little boy who ran off into the night and never came back?

After seeing that, is it any wonder why she didn't want to leave her son-- the actual Green Ninja-- to be trained by Wu at such a young age?

Maybe a boarding school for bad boys would never make him want to be a hero. Maybe it would keep him safe from the destructive power of destiny. Maybe Darkley's was the only way to save her beloved son, Lloyd Garmadon, from himself.

Maybe Misako remembered Morro. And maybe, just maybe, she knew it would be best if her son never turned into someone like that.

[crimeronan]

another Vital AU hunter-and-camila thought from this morning was a thought of, like. camila very very very gently and carefully explaining that she'd like luz to get a basic physical done by a doctor in the human realm, because luz has not been seen by a human doctor since she was four and is overdue for ten million vaccines and desperately needs bloodwork to check her vitamin and thyroid levels, etc, etc, etc, and hunter is like. visibly freaked out and upset by this. bc he is SO afraid of strangers hurting luz.

anyway. that's all pretty much expected, on account of The Horrors.

what got me in my feelings was the thought of camila telling hunter that she has a lot of the same worries, and that she Knows not all human healers have good intentions, and that she Promises she'll take that into account when finding one for luz. because she does not want luz to get hurt.

hunter, naturally, is like "how.... do you know that....?" and camila is like ay dios mio. HOW do i explain medical racism or the united states..... to a boy.... with no concept of racism or the united states.....

[narcissusneverknewme]

they wouldn't let me write the live action Disney adaptions because I would have had the best Ping you have ever seen. He and Shang would have had chemistry that took your breath away. They would be Yearning. the audience would be Yearning. it would be electric and terrifying and by marika would Mulan/Ping be hot. Shang is obsessed, the audience is obsessed. there would be hardly be a person in the attendance that doesn't Get where Shang is coming from. who wouldn't rend their clothes and scream to the heavens over Mulan/Ping. she takes no prisoners.

and yes, Shang kisses him in the snow as he cradles Ping's injured, dying body.

and yes, from the opening scene to the rolling credits he's going slowly mad.

and the first time you see Mulan she's dressed in the most feminine, floaty, light-colored dressy robes, with bone white makeup and painted lips and you fall in love with her. and there's something underneath, too. and it's so intriguing.

and then she shows up as Ping, and it takes a while to get used to, and it's kind of funny and awkward. but then it looks better and better to you. and soon you find you can hardly bear it when the camera turns away from him for even a second. and Ping isn't awkward to be around at all, he's stunning and brave and resilient and determined to be kind and you're desperately in love with him and you decide he looks incredible in the warriors' robes, actually. and his smile makes you want to kiss him. it makes Shang want to scream. and to kiss him.

and then comes the last leg. and she's got the gender-neutral robes, the "neutral" stage makeup. the loose updo. and you've never been as attracted to anyone in your life as Shang is to her. and you get it. you really, really get it. and wow the way the cuff of her sleeves and the silhouette of her robes make your heart clench. and the way her posture, her gait, make a new kind of sense. you can feel this is It. this is The Costume. you're obsessed and Shang is obsessed.

And then in the end, she's wearing pretty soft-colored robes and it makes you think for a moment that she looks like she did at the beginning. but then actually something makes her strength visible too. is it the cut of the costume? her posture? the framing of the shots? Yes it is. and you know, when Shang shows up, You know he can see it too. and he doesn't want to stop looking any more than you do. and he isn't going to even when you do.

every kid that ever watched my Mulan would recall it as Formative, like y'alls Danny Phantom but on the sickest steroids ever invented. She'd be irresistible. and so very gender.

[fallennumbskull]

I see a lot of people making kitty versions of the boys but I think we're all collectively sleeping on the potential of a singapura Lucifer. They're the smallest breed and don't have health issues like munchkins do while having a temperament that I think fits Lucifer really well.

Though I do like seeing maine coon Adam, I think that personality wise Adam is WAY more of a bengal cat. Maine coons are known for being gentle giants while bengal cats are a wildcat-domestic hybrid infamous for becoming bullies to normal domestic cats when they aren't given enough to do.

He practically screams 'expensive purebred who isn't getting the socialization or stimulation he needs because his owners just see him as a flex instead of an animal.' And bengal cats actually have a gene that causes their fur to have a 'glitter' effect that is perfect for the golden boy!

[ilkkawhat]

[realest-nilou-kinnie]

and while i'm on the subject, Leona is actually NOT lazy or arrogant or selfish at all but some of yall are not ready for that conversation lol

[meimi-haneoka]

Happy birthday Sakura & congratulations for the conclusion of Clear Card Arc!! ✨✨✨✨

[jordanswitches]

when people send me tummy pics i'm like. okay cool do you want me to fancy you bc that's how you get me to fancy you like tummy is just one of the most attractive part of the body objectively, please feel free to send me tummy photos rn to my asks and i will shower you in compliments

[random-autie-fangirl]

I drew another Chara- living with the Dreemurrs edition

"The King and Queen treated the human child as their own. The underground was filled with hope."

I don't like this as much as the last one but oh well... I ended up rambling a huge amount in the tag, so if you want details and headcanons about the actual drawing again, you'll have to look pretty far down this time, sorry (Also, I ran out of tags after a while. Tumblr is tired of me, lol. I might reblog this more tags later if I remember what I was going to say.)

[incesthemes]

"their relationship is romantic" "their relationship is familial" "their relationship is platonic" you're thinking too narrow. their relationship goes beyond labels. the family is inherently queer. their platonic love is romantic. the erotic is familial. each one is the other and the other is them

[ducktracy]

proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

This really goes along with the COD is a cult idea, but like cult leaders, Dark Enchantress is not a good parent.

Lets be honest, when your attempt at remaking your own success via making a new life (possibly even a breakthrough if you interpret Matcha being baked as an adult), but that new life literally cannot be the success you were because they lacked love in the process of their creation. You may not be the best person, especially if you proceed to treat that new being (basically your own child) as if they don't exist and are only a nuisance (are you getting my point here?).

Also, let's be honest, do you actually think she's was that good of a mother to Red Velvet? Considering how he has had no remorse in the amount of chaos and blood/jam-shed he's contributed to? The countless hounds that have been baked and died due to the war that was bound to start the day he was born? Plus, the fact that she seems to never visit or attempt to catch up with him, and may be trying to replace him with Butter Roll with the whole "Making the perfect cookie" thing? (No discrimination to RV fans who think the opposite btw)

Also, nobody can deny that she was neglectful with Matcha right out the gate. There's no amount of HCs that can save that parent-child bond without diving into AU.

Anyways, shitty parents, am I right? Also can we discuss how many kids she's indoctrinated into the COD because they were alone and vulnerable?

[circlesthatyoufind]

i completely understand the bisexual headcanons but there is something so 👌👏👍🤌 about gay and lesbian steve and nancy. like...the comphet is brain deadening.

[evie-doesnt-write]

I know this is a hot take but allowing Xie Lian to be a genuinely flawed character who makes mistakes and, in the past, has been (and can still be) wrong but still tries to be good, with his inherent goodness not dependant on these things, makes him a better and more sympathetic character, and actually enhances his goodness rather than taking away from it