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He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
#if you ever thought he was just a smidge clever no he's not#he's on deuce level#two braincells only and they are used exclusively to mess with others#of course it backfires 100% of the times#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#pomefiore oc#vil schoenheit#epel felmier#rook hunt#art#my art#twst hayeli#Maelstrom AU
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Dc x dp idea 100
John likes to trick beings to getting himself a good deal and screwing the entities over. So he does this with the new ghost king.
He somehow worded the deal to keep the king in his home realm. You know to keep Danny in the infinite realm unable to attack the earthly realm.
This backfires. And backfires hard. Danny’s home realm is still the earthly one. All John did was not let him back into the realm.
Danny is thrilled. And living his best life. No more council meetings, the paperwork is stuck in the keep, the Observants can’t force him to do kingly duties and above all else. He is passing all of his classes. Scheduled fights with his rogues help as well.
John. Well he’s not having a good time. The Observants are screaming at him, the new king is stuck in earth who knows what he is up to, and he’s had visits from all of Danny’s ghost guardians to yell at him.
John has to break the deal.
Danny doesn’t want to.
When Danny eventually agrees to discuss it. He shows up with a ghost lawyer, sam, and Jazz all in order to secure Danny a good deal. Maybe tucker as well.
Danny wants at least rated M and movie tickets for him and his friends for life, and of course Martian manhunters autograph.
Jazz wants him to get a guarantee that they would leave him alone.
Sam wants them to guarantee ghost protection and end the Giw.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dcxdp#dpxdc#John messes up#he didn’t know the kind was still human#Danny loves the arrangement#if he had to break it#well he better get a good severance#his grades are gonna drop again#maybe get tutors lined up#definitely gets in the leagues watch list#pandora showed up sword wielded to threaten John#how dare he take away her ghost child#frostbite just showed up and glares at him#clockwork just made an appearance#him alone was a threat#the eyeballs hate John even more#out of princibal the council refuses to meet on earth#that place is a landfill in thier opion#they would rather just wage war without clearance from the king#danny phantom
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I know Halloween is VERY far, but I thought this was too funny not to tell you (Especially since it’s based around my 2 Husbands!)
Reader dresses as the Ghost Bride (Princess Eliza) and sneaks into Ignihyde/Diasomnia with the help of Ortho/Lilia to prank their Housewarden
She sneaks into their rooms and wakes them up asking them to ‘Marry me’
You know what Idia will do (Scream and run away, only to later realize his crush basically ASKED him for marriage, but his charisma/social bar is too low for him to say yes!)
…But it just backfires on Malleus as he’s just smiling in pure joy as he takes out a little checklist VOLUME BOOKS on his ideas for the perfect wedding but he’s very flexible to talk about compromises to make a perfect wedding! 🤣
Why do you think?
No worrys <3 No worrys <3 You aren't late at all~~ just little early ;3
Malleus Draconia
You and Malleus were good "friends".
You really wanted more.
And you thought this would be the best way to tell him.
You thought it really wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Because Malleus teleported to your room at random times for reasons that were a complete mystery to you.
The plan was perfect.
But you'd have to ask Lilia for help.
Because otherwise a loud crocodile could ruin your plan.
Lilia would help you into the Diasomnia dormitory.
And he would also tell you where the Malleus room is.
You kept waiting for Sebek to jump around the corner and start yelling something.
However, that doesn't happen.
You finally made it safely to the Malleus room.
He would look hot AF when he was asleep.
You almost feel bad waking him up for this.
ALMOST
Malleus would be really confused at first.
It would take him a moment to register what you were saying.
But when he did…
Malleus would be really happy.
He would have waited a very long time for this.
Malleus would surely have whole novels written about your wedding plans
Btw you guys are getting married now.
Oooh was that just a joke?
Yeaaaaah too bad.
You asked and Malleus answered in the affirmative.
" Oh Mc I'm so happy. I say yes. We will get married as soon as possible. Oh Mc I love you so much. * takes out the 1000-page Novel * So I've already made some wedding plans. "
Idia Shourd
You and Idia were friends.
You had met through the internet.
And your friendship was going well.
But you wanted a little more.
You really wouldn't know how to confess your feelings to Idia.
It felt like you were too shy and boring.
So you decided to talk to Ortho about it.
And together you came up with this idea.
Because that would be a little fun.
Ortho helped you get into the dorm.
And finding his room wasn't difficult.
Of course, Idia wouldn't be sleeping.
Even if it's 1:00 AM.
Sleep rhythm pfffffffft who needs that?
Idia is surprisingly moody
Most likely, Idia would be watching anime or playing something when you sneaked into his room.
He would 100% have a heart attack if he thought you were Eliza…
When he realizes that you are not Eliza he would calm down.
Just so you could have another heart attack because you're in his room.
And did you just ask him to marry you?
Idia wouldn't really know how to handle this information.
Idia.exe has stopped working.
He really doesn't know what to say.
Maybe in a couple of hours he will get his thoughts in order.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst x you#twisted wonderland x you#Malleus Draconia#malleus draconia x reader#twst malleus#malleus x reader#idia shroud#idia shroud x reader#twst Idia#idia x reader#twst imagines#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst headcanons#twst hcs#twisted wonderland hcs
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Witchy Ways 🕸️
The long awaited part 3?
Reader is gender neutral, referred to as Prefect, Y/N,
Henchhuman(by Grim)
Warnings!:
Swearing
Half proof read
Part 3: “Impending Warnings.”
Previous part here <3
Next part here <3
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Part 3: Impending Warnings
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After having a reasonable and very justifiable crash out session before getting into bed, caused by all that happened within one days time, all because you were just trying to be nice to your friends and help them out and now it’s started up this whole ordeal you don’t even know if you can reverse because the loquacious guys won’t leave you the hell alone and it’s really just eating away at you because they won’t stop asking for the stupid little fucking jar that’s filled with answers to all their problems and hopes and dreams apparently— ok, ok, calm down. You’re fine. Everything is fine. TOTALLY FINE, YESSSS!! As if you weren’t already stressed enough!
You sigh and you roll over on your side, dreading the day ahead as you look at the clock.
2:27 AM
Yesterday was…Monday, and you had to do this for four more days, well, most likely more if the idea stayed around long enough? Interacting with people all because they heard the little birdies(first years) chirp about how they passed the exams and the others didn’t because of the little object. If you could do a freezer spell to stop all this chit chat about you and what you did, you would, it’s sadly, and annoyingly, getting to that point. The game plan is to just ignore it until the thought of it around the school desiccates into just a little something that, hopefully, will be considered a coincidence by most. After all, if the others knew about what you did, about this otherworldly concept of magic, how the hell would they begin to perceive you then?
You didn’t exactly want to out yourself, you were used to keeping it a secret, hidden away from others in fear of, say, ridiculing from some religious groups, hence why not everyone freely admits they do whitchcraft back home. Plus, you were already viewed as awkward and weird anyways for your title of “Magicless Prefect,” and of course, being the “non-magic” user, at least to their standards, in a school specifically for mages is just a completely ironic situation on its own. Anyways, you didn’t need a new label… “Half Magic Prefect that Practices in Weird Magic and is Still not at our Level, Thereofre Still Weird and Not truly a Magic User so is Still Magicless.” You could see it happening…or it could take an opposite turn and they can end up exalting your alien abilities and deem you more powerful, which would be interesting to see happen, but you don’t want to think about that or deal with it. It just sounds like more stress, and you definitely don’t want that. Only fate can really tell at this point.
One thing you do know is that your intentions here are awkwardly much stronger and quicker to act. It’s different, and in all honestly, just slightly concerning. More than just slightly, actually. What, your magic acting effectively and efficiently being concerning? Yes. Yes, 100 times, and that’s for some obvious reasons. What if you mess up a spell and then it happens to backfire on you and now you’re stuck with negative effects of whatever you were trying to do! Now you had to be cautious, extremely cautious, like walking on eggshells around your own practice type of cautious, which keep in mind, you shouldn’t be doing! it’s frightening to think about, and just how much would you have to up your game here?
Grim lays on his back, his belly up as he continues to snooze away, not greatly affected by the increase of attention and popularity, in fact he was eating it up! In his mind people were seeing you and him as powerful now, and damn does that feed his ego. How lucky he is to just…worry about nothing. And that’s exactly what he’s doing, and thankfully so. At least he’s not trying to look too much into what you’re doing.
You roll on to your back again and stare up at the ceiling, your arms crossed as you chew on the inside of your cheek thoughtfully. Bringing back the subject of good luck, you definitely needed some. What was the symbol for that? Horseshoes…
Huh
With the question answered and no other subject for your brain to overthink on at the moment, your mind can finally shut off for the night.
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Morning rolls around sooner than what you had wanted, the sun not even up to greet you as you sit up, rubbing your eyes and rolling your shoulders to alleviate the stiffness you gained over the night of tossing and turning.
You do your usual routine again, having to pry Grim off of the sheets this time, him mumbling obscenities as he’s still in a half dazed and asleep state. Great, now there’s claw marks on your sheets, thanks, Grim!
Breakfast is an easy feat and soon enough you’re out the door, walking along the path again up to the school.
“Henchhuman…” Grim looks over at you, his eyes narrowed in on you as you two walk up.
“Huh?” You spare him a quick glance before your eyes go back to looking at the patterns of the tiles along the path.
“Im glad you didn’t sell off whatever you did to Azul, now we can keep that for ourselves.” He sneers happily at the air, imagining it was Azul their himself.
“I’m glad you think that…” you nod.
“Since I’m like…family, you should let me in on the secret on whatever are in those little jar thingys.” He adds on, putting emphasis on the family part to sway your favor.
You didn’t exactly see why you shouldn’t give it to him, it wasn’t that big of a deal, again, however, the thought and fear of people finding out about what you do still gnawed away at the back of your mind. Right, it’s not that big of deal, who cares if they find out! No…actually, you don’t want them to. What if they try and abuse these powers out of you. It’s better just to ignore it at this point and maybe double down on how often you practice…that seems the better option. Too many negative things can come out of the positive thing you posses. It’s not worth the risk!
“Henchhuman!” Grim snaps as he continues to eye you.
“Sorry, got lost in thought. I guess I could, I’ll write it down when we get to class and you can try and make one yourself…don’t use all of our money to buy ingredients, Grim.”
“You spoil fun…” he mutters as he pouts and looks up ahead, his ears flattening and his tail lazily swishing behind him.
“I’m just trying to be the reasonable one, here. If your intention is to create and sell them, then we might as well have handed over the whole thing to Azul. And, making them to sell isn’t the purpose, at that point your just being greedy”
“I—“
“Exactly, Grim. Now, we should have what you need, anyways. Now don’t talk about it anymore, it’s starting to get too repetitive.” You sigh and adjust the books in your arms.
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So, the thought didn’t leave you the rest of the day, the thought of spells gone wrong and their heightened effects, thoughts of what could happen to you if this little secret you were withholding got out. Yea…you’re not in a great mindset, and the idea of anything wrong or going wrong won’t ease up.
You drop Grim off at Heartslabyul, leaving him with Ace and telling him some half-assed reason about needing to go do this and then go do that and some other things and that Grim just couldn’t come, which had some truth behind it, but most of it was a conjured up lie on the spot to get rid of him for a bit.
You walk around campus, deep in thought as your shoes click against the ground.
Protection spells needed to be doubled, but wait! Didn’t you just say you’d stop practicing as much so people wouldn’t suspect anything and to draw less of a gaze from everyone. Shit, you did, ok…well you can’t just not practice, cause what if negative energy fills up again and really fucks things over? Ok, you have to practice then, protection spells, warding items, you needed it— but you can’t draw attention! This is proving to be more difficult than you had ever even intended. Protection, luck, you just needed it all at this moment.
You shouldn’t be scared anyways, but you didn’t quite know social standards here besides just inside of NRC. Luckily the guys here liked you to a certain extent so you were accepted in enough ways. Say they find out and it does happen to be socially acceptable here, then you have nothing to worry about. But what if your version of magic isn’t socially acceptable, and it’s maybe even against the law? What if they like…execute you or something for it? Great, get your mind off of the Salem Witch Trial thought here. That wouldn’t happen. Magic, in any type of way, shouldn’t be illegal since they’re quite literally practicing their own versions freely at a damn school.
But what if— drop the idea now, it’s not worth it to overthink it. It’s just not! You’ll be fine, everyone will be fine…you just needed some luck here, and look where you ended up.
The stables on campus.
You walk over to one of the fenced off areas, some horses grazing within the grassy fields, their soft neighs and trills moving across the small plain. One comes over to the edge and looks at you, tilting its head curiously as you gaze right back. You walk over to the edge of the fence and you lean against it.
“You animals have it easy sometimes…I wonder what you guys even think of.” You sigh as you put your hand out to the horse. Its coat was in perfect condition and its tail flicked behind it with interest.
It took a big sniff of your hand before it let out a small grunt and pushed its muzzle against your hand, giving you the go ahead to pet away. You do just that and sigh again.
“And you don’t have to pay any taxes…I think that’s a win on its own—“
“HUAMN!” Someone screeches from behind you, causing the horse to get spooked and bolt away. You turn around to the culprit, already suspecting who it was since only one person you were close with refereed to you with that choice of name.
“Do not touch those animals! That one especially, its attitude is not one of kindness, that’s why he is separated into the outer pens.” Sebek states sternly.
“It didn’t seem mean—“
“It is indeed!” His eyes widen and he shakes his head.
“I think you only say that, Sebek, is because the horses don’t like you that much.” Silver also approaches you two, a small smile on his face which is directed to you only. Sebek crosses his arms and lets out an annoyed puff of air before he narrows back in on you.
“Why are you here? Last time I recalled you’re not apart of this club. You should go before Riddle—“
“He wouldn’t kick me out.”
“You say that with too much confidence, Human…”
“Me and him are chill.” You nod.
“You…’chill?’ Odd words to use. Be formal when addressing someone in a higher class than you.” He gripes.
“We’re on good terms…” you correct yourself
“What are you here for, Prefect?” Silver chimes in, taking over the situation.
“I…I have an odd request, I suppose. I mean, it may seem odd.” You shrug.
“Nothing is too odd.” Silver gently reassures, moving his hair out of his face, nodding as to encourage you to speak.
“I need a horseshoe.”
…
…
“Come again?” He questions.
“A horseshoe.” You say again, prolonging the vowels and looking at him like he was the one to say something wrong.
“Why?”
“Um…You know…erm…aesthetic reasons.”
“Human, you are quite weird.” Sebek interjects, the words sounding judging enough—
“But I suppose we shall not pry into your decorative matters…we may have some old ones.” He sighs
“Oh! No, that’s perfect, actually! Thanks Sebby!” You beam overjoyed…maybe a little too much. He grimaces at the nickname and looks about ready to correct you yet again, but he refrains just this once. You got…lucky.
They go quiet at your excitement for the object and they look back at each other, conveying some sort of silent message between the two before Sebek nods and motions for you to follow him over to the barn.
The barn is well kept but it does have that natural barn smell of wood and of the animal inhabitants. Dried hay is scattered around on the ground and it crunches beneath both of your feet as you walk to, presumably, the tack room of the stable, which holds all of the materials they could need for proper animal care.
“We tend to change out our horses horseshoes every five or six weeks. We just changed some out this past week so we should have a few extra…though I can’t guarantee they’d be in the condition you’re hoping for.”
“That’s fine…it doesn’t matter to me. I just want one, no matter the, uh…appearance. The older the look the better, you know? Adds character?” You awkwardly carry on the conversation.
“I…see. Anyhow, here,” Sebek peers into a rack on the wall and pulls out the item you’ve been looking for. “This one should do…if it meets your standards.”
It’s not exactly pretty, but you are getting it for free, so there’s no real reason to complain. “It’s perfect. Thank you, again…really. Helps me out some”
He crosses his arms and nods. “Off now, Human.”
“Yea, yea, later Sebek. Thanks.” You give a small wave before you walk out and back along the path.
You scored what you wanted to get, so it worked out. All you had to do was red it up a bit, maybe clean it then polish it if you could find any stuff to do that, then it’ll look basically brand new. Voilà!And the most important thing, it should bring some luck in when you hang it above your door with the ends facing up. It’s a small detail, barely noticeable, and could only be deciphered if you really focused your eyes above the door.
Now, just time to get Grim—
Your phone buzzes in your pocket, you slip it out and see Aces profile picture and his caller ID. With a small click of the green button you put the phone up to your ear.
“PREFECT!”
You wince and pull the phone away from your ear for a second to allow him to throw his little temper tantrum before you push it back against you
“Dude…”
“Prefect! Come get Grim, he’s threatening to eat all the tarts that Trey’s making…say maybe I pissed Grim off and that’s why he’s doing that, BUT LISTEN, come get him! He’s gonna push the blame on me! Don’t you like me? Don’t let me suffer….” You could basically hear him pouting on the other side of the phone.
“I’m on my way…tell him he won’t get tuna if he does anything…”
“Awweee, you do care—“
“I only care enough for Grim’s sake.” You cut him off.
“You’re rude, really rude…anyways, Riddle wants to know if you wanna pop by for the unbirthday party.”
You consider and weigh the options in your head. For one, free food to satiate you and most importantly, Grim, and two, a much needed distraction, so the idea sounded plausible.
“I don’t see why not, I shouldn’t have much to do…”
“Niceeee, you help make Riddle a little less irritable so yea, saving me and Deuce here. K, later, and come get Grim.”
With that, he hangs up the phone.
Ok, then…it was a bit redundant to be told to get Grim then basically come back just a few minutes later, but whatever.
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“Hahaaaa! Tarts, tarts, tarts!” Grim chirps almost too enthusiastically. He dashes over to the table and pulls the plate up from his assigned seat, but he��s quickly stopped by Deuce who reminds him of tea party etiquette, which he manages to forget with each unbirthday party you two attend. He’s very disappointed to find out that there’s quite literally an order to everything. He’ll get over it.
You go take your seat next to Riddle, quietly watching as he goes about checking everything over one last time before he nod and welcomes everyone. He takes the tea pot and pours you a cup of tea first, then Grim’s, and then the rest around the table. The tea steamed and you added in whatever you wanted to your cup and stirred quietly, noticing it was loose leaf tea.
The unbirthday party began, and of course it wasn’t a true experience without the scolding of some other students who decided not to follow the rules, but it was all in good fun. You slowly drank your tea down, sipping quietly and enjoying the arrangements of food all meticulously prepared by Trey, and Grim did exactly the same with his usual fervor.
Your tea cup became empty, and you kindly refused another cup. Barely any eyes were on you so maybe you could pull off a tea reading, but was it really worth the risk?
It wouldn’t be such a bad idea to do one, it’d be useful and provide some insight on some things…fuck it, you’ll do it anyways. Let’s just hope it’s not against a rule or something…
Everyone chats away and you pick up your cup, swirling the small bit of tea and the leaves around before you place it back down and grab the saucer, placing it over the cup. What do you really want to know? Well, obviously what’s to happen in the near future…especially with the discovery of your high tented abilities…good or bad things, that mainly what you wanted, no, needed to know.
By now Riddle was side eyeing you and watching your every move, silently judging. This wasn’t proper…
“Prefect.”
Shit.
“Riddle…” you smile bashfully, pausing in your movements.
“What are you doing?”
“Erm…something?” This is just amazing. You should have stuck with what you set earlier, not drawing attention. You can maybe twist the situation around, no? No, you can.
“I’m just doing something everyone does back in my world after drinking their tea, yeah…called tea reading! It’s really cool…if you’d want to try. You know, I’ve just been missing home and stuff so I decided I’d try to do it a little…but I get it if I can’t, I understand completely.” And perfect, guilt tripping at its finest there….
“No…that’s fine. It sounds peculiar, but I don’t have any disagreements to it, so long as you don’t damage the ceramics…” he sighs.
Ok! This is good…
“Ok…so, first you have to make sure you have a little bit of liquid in your cup, then you swirl it around a bit, place the saucer overtop the cup and then flip your cup over,” Riddle follows along simply out of curiosity, watching your every move to make sure he doesn’t mess up anything. “After that spin the cup clockwise three times…I mean, or counter clockwise, it doesn’t particularly matter, I do clockwise, then make sure the handle faces you again…”
You pivot the cup one last time to the handle is angled towards you, then you give three taps on the top of the cup.
“Tap three times, then lift the cup up. What do you see in yours?”
He peers into the cup and inspects it.
“I see…tea leaves. I don’t understand, what’s the purpose of this.” He huffs.
“You have to…ok, think of it this way, you have to see what images are made with the tea leaves, for instance, mine—“
You look into your cup and see various little symbols, the few standing out the most being a wheel, knots, a cat, and an umbrella.
The wheel for inevitable change and progress, the knot for stress and anxiety…fucking fantastic, the cat for gossip, great because that’s exactly what you need, and, the more concerning one of the symbols, an umbrella, signifying difficulty. It’s a good thing you got the damn horseshoe earlier…with this info, your future could be something else you aren’t prepared for based on this reading.
“Well?” Riddles voice pulls you from your thoughts and you give him a small nod.
“Sorry…yea, so, you see this?” You move your cup and saucer in his direction. “The symbols closest to the handle should signify the things sooner to happen—“
“Most of your…’symbols,’ are near the handle.” He notes.
“Yea, this one here kinda looks like a cat, and this one a wheel…this one here looks like a knot and then that one looks like an umbrella.”
“I can vaguely see it. Do they all mean something?” He questions as he gazes even more at the leaves.
“Yea. They all have their own, but let’s look at yours…what shapes can you make out?”
He tilts his cup towards you and points at the symbols, you can make out some to look like stars and a few squares.
“Don’t overthink it…what do you see?”
“Those look like squares, what’s the meaning? Assuming you know…” he hums, interested in the whole thing now.
“They can mean comfort and peace…have you been feeling that more often?”
“In a way, I suppose…it has been a little less stressful around here for once. I see…this is quite interesting, Prefect, I like the idea…how does this work?”
“That’s a question for another time—“
“It has to work a certain way, correct?” He questions again. “It almost seems like something to be done with magic…”
“Yea, no…it’s just, uh, you know, I guess it’s just like, the tea leaves…resonate?” Good one…
“I…guess.” He nods along. “It’s still quite interesting. Thank you for showing me a ritual from your world.” He smiles softly.
“Of course…”
The Unbirthday party carries on, celebrating, then like all things, eventually coming to an end. You and Grim leave, Trey kindly giving you leftovers which will and can not be rationed around Grim, but you take them anyways.
That tea reading is gonna bug you even more…so much for the unbirthday party being a distraction like you had hoped…
Hey…how yall doing…I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR HOW RUSHED THIS WAS, but I did it! Also, I’m doing a tag list on this now so if u want me to tag u on the next part just comment <3
THANKS FOR READING AND I LOVE U GUYS TYYYY KISSES TO ALL OF U 💋😘
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peach u should absolutely 100% share that nanami thought
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➳ tags: single dad nanami; porn with little plot; nipple play; pussy drunk nanamin; oral (female receiving); overstimulation; squirting; mentions of cum; dirty talk ➳ n: don't ask about my mental state when I wrote this.
nanami hasn't been intimate with a woman in two and half years. so, of course, he can’t help but be in a constant state of heat when he’s around you in such close quarters. his last relationship was serious enough for him to invest in an engagement ring, but a surprise pregnancy ultimately turned his life upside down. one minute he was ready to start a family, and the next he found himself abandoned by his partner who left him to raise his son all by himself.
nanami didn't have time to process the devastation of that experience with a toddler to worry about. instead, he buried himself in his work and channeled all his focus on raising yuji. he absolutely adored being a father to his bubbly little boy, but he knew that he couldn't keep relying on his parents to take on the extra pressure as he juggled between his very successful career and fatherhood.
you were a part time babysitter, but a godsend to nanami.
hiring you proved to be the best kind of luxury he could afford, and the man was finally able to acknowledge that he was spreading himself far too thin. with you around, he managed to catch his breath for the first time in two years and the cherry on top was that yuji absolutely adored you.
of course, the arrangement worked out both ways.
you were strapped for cash after paying off your loans, and with the cost of living skyrocketing in the last couple of years, you knew you needed to take on a second job just to make ends meet. not only was nanami the sweetest employer, but he offered you a very generous salary.
the man isn't shy to admit that you brought a little light back into his life, as well as some peace and much needed quiet.
he found himself having more alone time during the weekends, especially on saturdays when yuji would stay by his grandparents and you were off from work.
that's when it dawned on him just how lonely he'd been all these years. he shouldn’t have been surprised that his dormant sexual appetite emerged once you came into the picture, and that he regularly began touching himself with the thought of fucking you in every position imaginable.
after one of his solo sessions, when your name escaped him in a broken grunt as he came all over his palm, a bold proposition crossed his mind…
…you've been doing such an amazing job with yuji, why not help fulfill his needs to?
he knew how much this could backfire if things turned sour, but nanami was also aware of your financial circumstances and decided that the risk was worth taking.
he treated the conversation professionally; along with a monthly salary, he offered to cover any and all of your expenses in exchange for you quitting your job and working exclusively for him.
he had "new terms" in regards to your position. you would continue taking care of yuji as usual, but every saturday would be dedicated to having scheduled "dates" with nanami. he was expecting a companionship, preferably one that was physical, but he wasn’t going to force you with anything you were uncomfortable with. you were to join him on any work or family trips, but he reassured you that you were allowed to take any personal breaks and holidays as you saw fit. he would be flexible with you just as long as you stick to the demands of the contract he drafted.
“can I think about it?” you asked him a little breathlessly, your cheeks scorching hot as you clenched your thighs tightly together in your seat.
“take whatever time you need,” he politely replied. “I want you to think it through”
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this pretty cupless corset top with the matching lace thong is the most expensive present you’ve ever received. the detail on the set itself is stunning, molding around your body like a piece of art. your skin is the canvas beneath the see through material, showing off the printed panels and lacy embroidered detailing.
nanami handed you the present just the night before as he walked you out the door.
“wear this tomorrow,” he whispered in your ear, smirking with amusement and anticipation.
you feel so exposed with your tits exposed out like this, hard nipples poking against the air as you watch your employer wrap his mouth over one of the tender buds.
you hiss as he swipes his tongue along the peak, nipping at the tip with his teeth before sucking gently. your thighs were still trembling from the orgasm he just delivered from this act alone, and you can feel your arousal stick to your inner thighs as it soaked through your underwear.
“ah-ah!” you whine, your lashes fluttering close as you arch your hips lightly against his pelvis. “nanami-san…”
it’s strange hearing yourself call out his name this way, the tone unfamiliar and foreign to your ears.
those strong, beautiful hands leave your waist and travel to your breasts. nanami squeezes your tits and drags his thumbs over the taut peaks as he places a kiss along the boning of your corset.
“I'd rather be inside you, but I haven’t tasted pussy in ages…” he admits shyly against your ribs, his mouth traveling further down to the space between your legs.
your thighs nearly snap close, but he sternly pinches your nipples to keep them spread.
“Such a pretty thing, I bet you taste like heaven ...” he contemplates, nuzzling his nose into your clothed crotch and breathing in the scent of your arousal. he swipes his tongue over the soaked material, his brown eyes turning hazy as he glances up at you from between your legs, "mmm, you really fucking do..."
your spine quivers from the vibration of his deep voice, and his vulgar choice of words. nanami releases his hands from your chest and proceeds to tug your underwear to the side while keeping one thigh nice and open for him.
he licks his lips at the dewy wet mess and groans.
"fuck, I could cum just looking you."
he places featherlight kisses over your clit, one after the other, until you sigh dreamily as your head fall backs against the pillow. he keeps you spread while his tongue massages over the sensitive button and parts your folds. he slurps, nips, and kisses to his heart's content - the tension knitting the front of his brows together from how your pussy intoxicates him.
he draws out another orgasm, his hand kneading your shaking thigh as your essence coats the lower have of his face. he can feel himself leaking through his boxers, so he ruts against the mattress to give himself some relief.
he moves to focus on just your clit, making noises as he lewdly sucks on the bud. his other hand finds your dripping hole, and he manages to slip two fingers inside with ease. he brushes his digits upward, the pads stroking over your gummy walls and turning your sensual moans into desperate little whimpers.
the pressure is unbearable; the tight coil around abandon an ache that you can't even stand. your hand threads between his golden strands, your manicured nails digging into his scalp which eggs him on even further. your eyes roll to the back of your head, your jaw goes slack when he touches just the right spot that has tears of relief falling down your cheeks.
your body spasms when your third orgasm trickles through you in an eruption, a gush squirting from between your legs and painting nanami's hand, forearm and neck.
"good girl," he grunts as he peppers kisses over your pubis and along your hip.
you're trembling as you readjust your position to sit up again. nanami finally shifts his body to sit upright, his knees on either side of your thighs. he pulls his dick out of his boxers and starts stroking his thick, veiny cock. you're panting to catch your breath, mouth slightly dry at the sight of the bulbous head.
"s-shit, I can't h-hold off any longer," he admits with a shaky voice, his heavy eyes locking on yours as he continues jacking off. "gonna have to cum on those beautiful tits, darling..."
you sheepishly reach one hand to tweak at your nipple to provoke him, "do whatever you want with me, I'm yours."
your sensual delivery tips him over the edge and with just a couple more strokes, he finally reaches his climax and shoots white ropes all over your chest.
you crawl up his body as he comes down from his high, wrapping your arms around his neck and pressing your tainted chest against his own strong torso. you brush your finger over his undercut, leaving a kiss along his jaw before murmuring against his lip: "was that good for you, nanami san?"
he grins as he reaches to grip the flesh of your rear, his lips closing the gap of space where he steals a messy, open mouthed kiss. "better than I expected, " he reassures as he nips at your bottom lip, careful not to confess that he's pined for this moment night after night.
#peach queues.🧡#nanami x reader#nanami x you#nanami x female reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#sugar daddy nanami#I can't stop thinking about this concept
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Do you get the impression CR has been subtly trying to tamp down speculation C3 is the last campaign lately?
No, I do not.
I'm guessing this was prompted by the WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED video but that just tells us that they have ongoing production plans going into 2025, which, we knew, because if nothing else the Mighty Nein animated series is still in production. They will still exist as a production company that puts out new stuff long after they stop running longform campaigns.
I want to stress that what I'm about to say is not directed specifically at you but at the fandom at large based on some patterns I've seen - this ask felt like a good opportunity to do so because it touches on some of those patterns but please understand I'm not holding you accountable for all of this; I just use anon asks as this sort of jumping off point sometimes.
I think the cast overall cares WAYYYYYYY less about what the fandom is doing and saying than much of the fandom thinks they do. I think most of them are barely aware of what the fandom is doing and saying. When they do know and care, they are not shy about saying when they think the fandom did something they think is obnoxious (Bowlgate freakouts, sharing Braius's original backstory, thinking Orym or Ashton should have stopped Laudna; or on a more serious level, Liam and Marisha both did a lot of damage control after Molly's death when people were being hostile towards Matt and Ashly Burch and told those people to cut it out and be nice to their guests.)
I've gotten a few questions about whether I think C3 is the last campaign, and my genuine answer is I feel less certain it is than I was before, but as I have zero insight into the CR cast's discussions or priorities or production plans, this means literally nothing, because I was guessing wildly then and I'm guessing wildly now. (I'm pretty solid on making narratively-based guesses but that goes out the window when it comes to production decisions). But also I saw a poll yesterday on whether this is the last campaign, and like. Look. Someone asked me towards the end of Campaign 2 if this was the end of Campaign 2 and I was like "Surely not! We still have Molaesmyr!" and then Campaign 2 ended like 3 episodes later. It's normal and understandable to try to say "but we'll get more, right? RIGHT?" and I've done so myself, but that poll could get a 100% response rate of "OF COURSE THERE'S A CAMPAIGN 4!" and then 5 months from now we could get an announcement that C3 was the last longform campaign, because no one answering that poll knows the answer. It's very normal to want an answer and to hope for more campaigns - I would be thrilled with a Campaign 4 - but literally we don't know. It's entirely possible the cast is still deciding; and if they have, this is probably information that only the company and like, their immediate circle of friends know, if that.
It's literally impossible to shut down speculation, and even subtle attempts to do so are likely to backfire. Without going on a rant about one of my most deeply felt subjects, while fandom is a great place in which I've met many wonderful people, it is also fertile breeding grounds for conspiracy theories, a thing I loathe with every fiber of my being. Again, I think that the cast could run a QA panel in which every single cast member said in unison "The canon ships in TLOVM are Vax and Keyleth; Vex and Percy; and Pike and Scanlan" and someone would be like "well, I saw Taliesin in the bathroom two hours later and he took precisely 47 seconds to wash his hands and from this I can conclude PERCY AND VAX REAL." And from what I understand regarding anime fandom it's about a million times worse, which is to say, I think the cast knows that and knows to just not bring up a Campaign 4 until they're good and ready and to let the fandom do what they will.
tl;dr the cast cares way less about what any of us think than many of us think; you will almost certainly not find out if there's a campaign 4 and what system it is in until the cast announces it; and the thing about wild speculation is that there exist people who will straight up ignore direct unambiguous statements in order to persist in their own personal alternate reality.
#answered#Anonymous#this did actually remind me of the person who leaked chetney's name ahead of time#i cannot express how much i hope their kneecaps spontaneously combust. what a loser. that's also a separat convo tho#critical role
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Halsin Gives a Five-Star Review
Soooooo... a while back I promised to write something relating to this interaction as a reward/punishment for getting 100 followers on this blog....

and after an exhausting couple of weeks at work I have FINALLY produced something! featuring two best boys (Halsin and Thaniel) discussing one best girl (my tav Kestrel, Selune's okayest soldier).
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It was probably wishful thinking on Halsin’s part, but the shadows seemed lesser somehow, as though they knew they would soon be gone. There was still much to do, but for the first time in countless years, he felt a glimmer of hope.
Beside him, a small not-quite-child stirred and stretched, awkwardly pulling himself up into a sitting position. Dark green eyes darted about the camp in suspicion.
“Am I awake?” Thaniel asked quietly.
“Awake, and in better health than I could have dreamed of. The Shadowfell is long behind you, I swear.” The boy still looked confused, and Halsin eyed him with concern. “What do you remember?”
Thaniel screwed up his eyes in concentration. “I remember…light. More light than I’d seen in a century. And then you, of course, and some woman with orangey hair, who cast a healing spell on us. Who was that?”
“Her name is Kestrel,” Halsin replied. Even saying her name sent a rush of warmth through his veins. “A cleric of Selûne, and a very brave soul. She and her friends risked their lives defending the portal I opened to save you.”
“Why?”
Why, indeed? The question had occurred to Halsin plenty of times, and he still wasn’t sure he had an answer. There were strategic reasons, of course–defeating Ketheric and ending the curse would make finding a cure that much easier–but none of them quite rang true.
“She helped,” he began slowly, “because she had to. Or rather, I don’t think she realized she could refuse. I’ve never seen her turn down a friend when they ask for help, no matter how badly it might backfire.”
A wry smile flickered across Thaniel’s face. “That reminds me of an old friend.”
“A flattering comparison, though perhaps giving me too much credit. She’s made more progress in a few days than I made in a hundred years, all while suffering from a deadly brain parasite.”
Thaniel tilted his head. “You love her,” he said simply.
Heat rushed to his cheeks, like some love-struck adolescent. “Well, of course I love her. She’s become a very dear friend.”
“That is not,” Thaniel said sternly, “what I meant.”
Halsin cast an instinctive glance toward the campfire, where Kestrel sat on a log next to Wyll, both of them giggling over a worn red-covered book. The firelight illuminated her autumn-leaf hair and lent a golden cast to her skin. Perhaps it was his desire-addled imagination, but she seemed to almost glow with warmth, like a living moon lantern.
“No,” he said at last. “I suppose you’re right.”
#i'm not done with the okayest soldier joke#i will never be done#halsin#thaniel#bg3 tav#bg3 fanfiction#my writing#kestrel macduff
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Getting pretty strong vibes that Lochlan has BPD, like his people pleasing goes so far past what is healthy or rational.
I consider Saxon Piper and Lochlan the children of addicts. Their mom is a pill popper and their dad is a workaholic (at least it's strongly implied). And look how they respond:
Saxon molds himself to be like his dad (his mom gives him unlimited affection freely, maybe he was the only child she actually wanted to have). He tries to emulate his dad's behavior and thinks this will bring him his dad's love. But the only time we see Tim praise Saxon was basically just to calm him down. He was lying to him.
Piper wants to leave her family altogether. She's the only girl in a Southern family, so it makes sense she feels restricted. Her only source of feminine influence is their judgmental mother who's barley lucid most days, who responds extremely negatively to criticism. She's tried to forge her own identity but is shut down at nearly every turn. She seems kind of like daddy's girl, but Tim has to be high out of his mind to show her genuine affection. Most of the time he's emotionally distant and rarely takes her side when she fights with Saxon. Just like Saxon, his agreeing to get rid of their phones is not genuine. He's lying to her there too.
Lochlan is severely emotionally neglected, and almost leans on his older siblings as replacement parents. HUGE child of addict(s) vibes there. But Saxon and Piper are not mature enough to be his parents. Sibling love is not like parental love. So Lochlan trying to replace parental love with sibling love will backfire every time, until the end of time. And what does he do when it backfires? He becomes avoidant in a matter of minutes, and seeks out the next source of affection and false hope. He is willing to do just about anything, even things that are insane, if it will get him this affection. And he basically restructures his whole personality and adapts incredibly quickly before he can spiral into depression when that affection is withheld.
Victoria and Tim also seem to be mostly dismissive to his curiosity or his attempts to connect with them. So Lochlan is both afraid that people will withhold their love if he doesn't do everything they could possibly want, but also afraid to ask what they want in the first place. Dangerous combination.
So looking at BPD, Lochlan does have a few major things. He definitly idealizes his siblings, has fear of abandonment, and with ep5 he shows drug use and impulsive actions (the first few kisses) and risky sex (incest and all). And he does seem to have some self-image issues. However, he doesn't 100% fit the bill in my head, so I'll have to keep thinking it over, but it's fun to think about.
I agree that Lochlan has just as many or more COA-type symptoms as the siblings. He's got the abandonment issues, some isolation issues, approval-seeking, low self esteem etc.
Saxon definitely tries to emulate his dad. I think he thinks his dad is happy and successful, and Saxon wants a happy life full of success. But it's probably also related, like you said, to getting praise from his father. But of course the father seems to manipulate his children with praise more than using it genuinely.
Piper does seem like a daddy's girl in a lot of ways, but she also went to her mother college, and I think that gave them a special connection too. Piper doesn't seem to consider that she will need to support herself one day. She plans to move to a monastery, and I'm not sure how she plans to have the money to live there for at least a year. Maybe I don't know enough about monastery's, but the plane ticket back to the states will at least const money, and it seems like she relies on her parents in a way that Saxon might not.
And poor Loch seems to reach out to his siblings in the attempt to get his needs filled by them. But like you said, they aren't really mature enough to be his replacement parents. And so he totally just swings back and forth between trying to get attention from Saxon and then Piper. I love all the little scenes where he's with them, and it feels like he's a whole different person. Like one of the small clips form ep 3 where he's just sitting on the couch reading with Piper, probably because that's what she wanted to do. And then all the scenes in ep 5 where he's at the full moon party with Saxon. He seems so different there, and I feel like a lot of that is a performance for Saxon's sake.
Yeah, that combination of needing to please people, but being afraid of trying to please them (fear of failure) is dangerous. He never wants to disappoint anyone, and I think the emotional stakes are really high. If he fails to make them happy and be who they want him to be, then he loses their love. And since he defines himself and his worth by their conditional love, he's constantly de-valuing himself and repeating these mental pathways that he's not enough when he's himself. And that is SO incredibly dangerous.
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Somehow I feel like Time/Mask is the kind of people that'll laugh at his traumatic/triggering stuff. I mean like, as a first response.
He absolutely do not to deal with it, and he won't have to if he can just laugh at it, right? No way it'll backfire. Besides what else is he gonna do, cry about it?
Of course, eventually comes a point where he can't laugh it off, then all the suppressed horror starts catching up with him and, yeah. Actions and consequences and horrors.
OH 100%. ABSOLUTELY AND FOR SURE. He absolutely makes jokes about shit as a way to cope
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resonant ch32 dvd commentary
This chapter I rushed to get out on Thursday as I juggled Thanksgiving preparations (four pies! bad idea! remind me not to do this again!) and obligations. I wasn't entirely pleased with it--I didn't having pacing concerns like I did the previous chapter, there were just some rough patches in terms of prose/transitions.
Fortunately, I was able to give it a smoothing pass today and I'm much happier now, so let the DVD commentary commence!
Favorite line(s):
There is a man whose honor lives between his legs, Jon thought, and some of the sentiment must have made its way onto his face, because Cole’s smile turned narrow-eyed frown when they crossed gazes.
Jon throwing shade/judgment is always a joy, and I love the phrasing of his contempt here. 😂 He really just said "man thinks with his dick" but in a fancy way, and...that's Cole in a nutshell (pun intended).
The inside of the sept was hazy with burning incense, the light of the sun hitting the crystals of the windows and then scattering into the faint smoke above, turning it bright with beams of color.
As much as Jon dislikes the sept (and as rough as it is on Rhaegar being there), it's such a striking building to write about. There's some commentary to be had, perhaps, on how evoking a feeling of awe goes into designing a place of worship, and you can't deny the Faith is good at that much!
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Crown Prince Rhaegar
Jon’s sole source of amusement that afternoon was the way every visiting lord and petitioner mistook Rhaegar for the king’s eldest son, rather than the bored, constantly whispering Aegon. The king did not bother to correct them, and Jon could see the growing clench in Hightower’s jaw.
IDK the hilarity of Viserys just going "well, don't mind if they do." It's a good thing Daemon wasn't there, or he'd be just as outraged as Otto, albeit for very different reasons. (How dare anyone compare his son to one of the Hightower spawn? How dare Viserys pretend that Rhaegar is his son?)
I didn't want to zoom in too deep for this comedic bit, but you can imagine Aegon being the most bored child of all time, wanting to be anywhere else, while Rhaegar listens attentively to each petitioner/lord, mentally quizzing himself on what they seek / their house alliances/interests, guessing the king's response, guessing Otto's response, thinking about how he would have responded, and then judging the final package. This was excellent enrichment for Rhaegar, who is usually quite bored in their morning lessons!
If Jon hadn't been so cranky about Rhaegar's manuevering, he probably would have found at least some of the petitions interesting!
Crown Prince Rhaegar pt2
Rhaegar giving Jon a tiny taste of how unpleasant it can be to make yourself his enemy. He knows exactly what leverage to apply, which pieces to move into play this time to thwart Jon's extracurricular activities. Jon's paranoia is well-founded: it was pretty much 100% his interference.
But just as Jon's secrecy is about protecting Rhaegar, this is also more about Rhaegar trying to force Jon's hand so that he does tell him. It's just...very subtle. If Rhaegar confronted Jon directly, that might actually be more effective. But he keeps dancing around it, partly because he fears to learn why Jon won't tell him--that it's because Jon doesn't trust him or doesn't think he's capable of being an asset and is only a liability.
So instead Rhaegar's playing 4D chess while Jon's playing checkers, and they just keep playing around one another. And of course the final ploy backfires on Rhaegar and his worst fears are confirmed.
Lord Commander Jon Targaryen
Rhaegar's not the only hypercompetent person this chapter, of course! Jon Little Lord Commanders the shit out of a solid chunk of the harbor records, and because Daemon thinks this shit is normal and Laenor isn't around to remind him that holy fuck Daemon an eight-year-old should be doodling in the margins of papers not producing an indexed summary of his findings after spending two hours sifting through poorly sanitized data, he just goes "aww, my little master of whisperers, so much better than Reyne 🥰."
(I mean, I'm sure Daemon thinks it's a little unusual, but again, his brain generally goes "well, my sons being supremely gifted is only logical," with a side of "they grew up trying to please that fucker Allard, and applied themselves too hard scholastically" and maybe even a dash of "they are like my father and uncle, who I never knew as children so presumably they were just like this.")
Dynamics
Rhaegar and his family
This little bean is going through a lot this chapter, and coping with it by going full crown prince, as mentioned earlier. He's hyperanalyzing Daemon, doing a thousand small tests to figure out how much influence he's under, how subtle the signs are, etc. Both times with the map, he's fishing to see if Daemon feels the pull in any particular direction, given how eagerly he dragged Rhaegar to Caraxes in ch31. He's building up his powerbase as quickly as he can behind the scenes, hoping to have the influence he needs to protect his family.
And with Jon, it's a mess. As I said, his greatest fear is that Jon doesn't trust him, doesn't view him as a peer, but as a burden. He views the bracelet Jon gave him for their name day as a sacred promise: we are in this together, your fight is my fight, we face our battles together. And what he keeps getting back from Jon is silence, deflection, stubborn determination not to tell him anything. He's not even given a chance to plead his case, or prove that he can be an asset! Jon has effectively written him off.
And Rhaegar lets himself believe that maybe it's the candle's influence, that it's distancing Jon from him, but at the very end of the chapter, that bubble is burst and it is as he feared: Jon doesn't trust him.
Jon and his trust issues
It's a doozy! You can even argue some of it is merited or at least reinforced by recent events. He was forced to trust Daemon to handle getting rid of the candle, and Daemon was ensnared by it, turned from the one adult they can trust to the one they can must question and protect. He relied on Viserys (and Daemon) to guard the candle, and it was left within easy reach and stolen. He has to beg Viserys to do things that seem obvious courses of action to Jon, like assigning a guard to protect Daemon. His Valyrian maester is useless. Cole is a petty bitch. Ser Steffon is negligence personified.
All of which reinforces to Jon that the one person he can truly rely on is himself. And his distrust of Rhaegar, such as it is, is more born of fear than actual distrust. Yes, there is the possibility that Rhaegar could become compromised like Daemon, but it hasn't happened yet. But Jon was so convinced that he was an aura of ultimate protection, only for Daemon's ensorcellment and his and Rhaegar's nightmares to shatter that illusion. (Is it a fair expectation that individuals with trauma like their family's won't have natural nightmares? Probably not, you can't guard against brain chemistry, Jon.)
And he's lost so much and so many people, especially siblings and father figures. And who is most at risk here? His brother and his father.
So it's all as perfectly understandable as it is frustrating to see Jon starting down along Viserys's path of deciding he knows what's best for everyone and is most qualified to handle matters, and that secrets must be kept from those who aren't qualified to know them.
Jon and Jon
Jon's barriers between himself and Jon Redfort have taken a beating in all the stress and trauma, and we've seen several signs of it over the past few chapters. Whereas before it was usually Jon Redfort's emotions heightening Jon's, this time Jon is actually experiencing Jon Redfort's emotions, even when they are unlike his. And whereas before, Jon had almost no memories of his childhood, several have been trickling into conscious thought recently.
What the end result will be, who can say...
(I wanted to do an Alicent section too, but I'm running out of steam! This is quite long already. 😅)
Quick hitters
As I've crowed before, we've had the biggest time passage since ch11: five whole days!
There was quite a bit of subtle setup this chapter that we'll see come into play later...
I have way too much fun figuring out how secret doorways might be constructed. I didn't do any research here, I just sort of put on my DM hat and sketched a few things until I had something I liked. I don't know if the prose makes it entirely clear how the panel doorway works, but I thought it was clever at least! 😂
There's one thread that people sort of picked up last chapter but less so this chapter (tho tbf I think only 2-3 people are avidly trying to puzzle out the candle business and willing to present their theories to me); it was subtler this time, but it's the Big Clue about how the candle's most diabolical influence works and is ITSELF a clue for something else. Sorry, sorry, this is vague as shit, I know.
Why hasn't Daemon let the boys swing Dark Sister before now? I think it's a combination of injuries, being distracted, and the initial sword trauma when he nearly bisected Rhaegar at Castle Cox.
Jon using puppy training tactics on Shadow 🥺. The ham treats, the yelping upon being bit...
This is the first time the boys have actually been alone in the Red Keep outer grounds. (I don't count the times in the holdfast, or when they were wandering the secret tunnels.) Daemon would 100% have a meltdown if he knew.
I had a lot of fun with the Valyrian children's book, at least coming up with one of the stories, because it involves thinking about what morals/lessons the dragonlords of Valyria would want to instill in their children. In a society where dragon bloodlines were just as important/guarded, stealing a dragon egg must have been a heavily punished crime, so that's reflected in the story. (The boy tries it, the boy dies.) We'll see what other stories show up there!
Writing Jaehaerys and Daemon subtly butting heads, even in mere recollection, never gets old
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one tiny lore detail that I really appreciate in Ocarina of Time is how the Triforce bearers were not chosen based on what they represent the most, but what they most believe in. I think it really tracks much better than if we base it on who they are as people. Of course Zelda would yearn for the Wisdom to protect her kingdom from her own really unfortunate ten-year-old bad plan that backfired horribly, and have the knowledge to never let anything like this ever happen again. Of course Ganon would believe in the value of Power the most --regardless of our reading on the character, he was forced to yield to someone mightier than he was, and even as a trick that was probably unbearable to him. And of course Link would believe in the virtue of Courage above all else, as it is basically all he can rely on and what he needs the most to face the challenges ahead. That's just a really smart way to contextualize it all, and removes an arbitrary aspect of essentialism that doesn't 100% match them otherwise in my opinion, and makes them more active characters.
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I like to think humans are p much the only beings in the whole universe to figure out contraceptions. Almost all other races have super low birth rates, dont experience pleasure in reproduction (so no recreational sex), and/or have regular harsh conditions that balance the population out. Cybertronians were only just getting to an overburdened population when the war started, but it's not till they get to earth they find out about birth control like
Spike: man its such a pain remembering a condom but smh what are u gonna do yknow im not ready to be a dad
The autobots, half who are trying to hide their pregnancies and the other half with part fried processors bc theyre overcharged by attempting abstinence: a what?
Which of course leads to typical g1 shenanigans as they try to figure out contraceptions for cybertronians (not helped by wheeljack's attempts often backfiring - spike now understanding the poor bastard has been limping along in his projects for centuries bc they cant spare wheeljack for maternity leave).
And of COURSE decepticons have to get involved with their own attempts at making their own and trying to sabotage the autobot's. Which leads to Spike having to tell the autobots the whole "nothing except abstinence is 100% guaranteed" and if the autobots had hair to pull out, they would.
It’s so funny to think that cybertronians never thought of creating their own contraceptives nor have they ever managed to encounter a species that had enough sex to bother with such things. Until Earth, of course. Also, did no one tell them about pulling out?
when they're on Earth, so many of them are already pregnant. They can’t afford more soldiers to go off duty because of their growing bellies, it’s a big rush to create protection that actually works and is comfortable to use, otherwise they’re all going to end up too pregnant to fight, autobots and decepticons alike.
Of course they fail miserably… spike-caps that choke the spike and cause chafing in the valve, gestation tank seals that are uncomfortable and rust, whatever the hell that Wheeljack comes up with, most of which exploded, thankfully not inside of any cybertronian, since no one was willing to actually try and test Wheeljack’s contraception.
… Part of me hopes that Nothing works. They are either bound to fizzle with charge until the end of time or keep on having babies. Another part of me wants them to figure it out and have full blown orgies for days on end. The war is put on the backburner bacause they’re all just fucking each other constantly.
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Celta, Big Fat Psychic on YouTube latest video says that the supposed German documentary that has Harry and Meghan shaking in their boots is more Sussex PR. she contacted through a third party a small documentary film maker to do it when they were in Germany for Invictus. She’s had this plan for over a year, ever since Spare flopped. And they cannot get out if it, even though they know now they’ve been played. They’re worried about slander, but they are bound by the contract to her. She says that Meghan (and Harry, the cuckold) will blame all his drug taking in Charles behaviour, and she will say that William and Catherine does drugs too. Harry know that it is slander and made up lies, yet he feels he has no choice but to go along.
It’s supposed to be coming out this summer, and THIS will finally close the door for Charles. Northy another YouTuber says that they will be coming big time for William this summer, and I believe this is it.
All I will say is I hope Harry has paid up his life insurance and it’s up to date. And I hope it comes out that they are 100% behind this documentary. What pieces of garbage.
Hi AnonymousRetired,
If this is something the Sussexes paid for, and it exposes things that they don't want exposed, then it is poetic justice imo.
On the other hand, if this is another hit piece on Charles, William, Catherine etc that the Sussexes have paid for, then I expect it to backfire spectacularly on them. In that case I also want the news to come out that the Sussexes paid for the documentary.
Harry is responsible for his own behaviour. Blaming others for his actions will get him nowhere. He is the one who took the drugs so the responsibility is his.
There are already a certain group of people who like to believe that Princess Catherine takes heroin to stay so slim, so any drug accusations will feed into their prejudices. Any normal person will know that neither Prince William or Princess Catherine take drugs, but there are always those driven by envy and spite who will seize on any lies about drug taking as it confirms the lies they tell themselves and makes them feel good.
The media, of course, will create another huge media storm about this, so be prepared for that. It is the last thing that The King, Prince William or Princess Catherine need but that is what the Sussexes thrive on - hurting people when they are down.
If any allegations in the documentary can be proven to be false than I hope those responsible for lying are sued and lose the case. The Sussexes can not go on lying about members of the BRF and not face any repercussions for it. Enough is enough.
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Why do you ship finn/fern? I want to know what you see in it. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I think rare ships and why people like them are interesting.
how can i not when the show literally
ok but forreal, this is long so I'm throwing it under a cut, my fern brainworm really got away from me here...
Finn and Fern's story at its most bare bones is: someone incredibly damaged by abandonment is torn in half and those halves abandon each other. Fern does it literally, Finn more so emotionally. Only when it's too late does one half try to rectify the situation, showing unending patience and unconditional love and being met with vitriol and avoidance. And then... acceptance, and with that acceptance is the ultimate abandonment: death. Tragic, hurts just right. Add onto that-- their relationship references The Green Knight and the Narcissus Myth. The Narcissus myth comes through loudly in CAWM especially. My fav of Ovid's Metamorphoses and all Greek mythology, so that's def a factor. My dad said I cried when he read it to me for the first time lmao.
I don't ship them during/in canon. In canon all I can see is something nebulous and one sided, and we don't need to read into subtext for that, we can just appreciate the show as it's written: Finn helps create this person that 100% gets him after being the odd one out his whole life, Fern's existence even soothes his abandonment issues with a curse that binds them together forever, but he clings too close and doesn't give Fern space, reminding him of how he falls short. Ultimately this want to be "even closer" (very smooth, Finn) is what drives them apart. It's good where it is, it's a great starting point for shipping.
Where I ship them is past canon, blowing subtext up into large print font to pull Fern out of plot device hell into his own character, piggy backing off what we know about the grass demon.
The grass demon/blade was not made to serve the powers of good, but it actively changes/curbs its behavior for the approval of its hero wielder. It helps Finn with anything that deeply emotionally moves him (holding on to Martin, building the tower) keeps him out of unneeded conflict (refusing to attack the vamp king) helps impress his romantic interest (flute spell) it even reverses his arm nullification twice. The grass demon keeps him safe but it goes above and beyond its purpose for Finn's happiness. It reluctantly joins the fight against Bandit Princess because that sword is still Finn, and when its blade pierces/breaks the quillion it even cocoons the Finn Sword's essence safely away. Though, no matter how much good it might do it is still a demon. It has no morals, and doesn't understand them, all it cares about is Finn's safety and well being. When one of Finn's loved ones hurts him it doesn't hesitate to protect him, but (of course) Finn retaliates-- and so it creates a Finn of its own, one that won't hurt it for trying to keep him safe and happy. (OOPS! that backfired.) I love the grass demon, I love what we can glean about it because of its actions through the show and what that could mean for Fern and Fern's feelings surrounding Finn. This is the foundations of the ship to me.
I like to ship them when Fern remembers all of this/what he is (a demon that basically consumed half of Finn's soul), has accepted himself and has integrated his two ego states. We don't need to do any legwork on Finn's end. Dude's already weird enough about Fern canonically, but I do like to build his guilt up until he's a mess on the floor, crying over his past mistake of assuming Fern needed saving in the first place (the thing that leads Finn to ignorantly prompting/assisting in his suicide), haunted by the words of Fern's time echo from the The Beginning of The End comic, never truly being able to trust if he's actually helping someone again.
I like to play in that space of au/hc: a demon and the man he's bound to/he shares a soul with who loves him unconditionally, reunited somehow (a wish, diverging from canon, Penelope and Fern's next incarnation finding one another, etc) and coming to terms with the baggage of all the shit they inflicted on one another. Then maybe Fern can finally hear Finn out without the cloud of festering insecurity when he tells him again how he'd still like to be "even closer".
At its simplest I like finn/fern because I love Fern, and finally accepting and seeing Finn as a completely different person (enough to engage in a relationship, whether sexual/romantic/queer platonic/something that no label fits because of what they are, whatever) speaks to an ultimate form of self actualization, and Fern really deserves to feel that level of "himself" imo.
Hope that was adequately interesting.
#the selfcest angle prob holds it back from being more popular despite them being two different people from the beginning which is a shame#i respect you if you hc them as brothers but if a relative tried to pull that “or even closer�� shit on me id get a restraining order tbh#finn/fern is like narusasu and symbrock mushed together if that helps you get it in simpler words lol#asks
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Me and Thee
(No spoilers)
It's a PondPhuwin story, 100%
After reading it twice, I can understand what the director, P'X, said about the characters choosing the actors. Thee and Peach's dynamics are very similar to Pond and Phuwin's dynamics in real life, and I'm really excited to see more of both of them in this universe.
Now, about the novel:
I loved it!
The novel is very series-y in how the story progresses. It's easy to understand why it was chosen to be adapted. It's a very light read. But it's lacking in the storytelling, with characters that appear and dissapear very quickly.
So, I hope that the series expands some of the subplots and characters' stories, like Peach and Wivit's beef and Aran and Tawan's relationship, but without taking the main couple screentime or development away.
(Based on the trailer, I can tell that very important things got changed and I really liked the changes that the director made. I'm really excited to see what more is going to be added.)
The relationship between Thee and Peach is what makes this story so special. The way Thee changes so he can be the perfect partner for Peach, and how he learns to put Peach's needs first, even if it's something that he doesn't like or agree with. For Peach, it's very touching how he learns to trust Thee and to accept his help.
Aside from the main couple, I really liked the other characters. Plub (Peach's younger sister) and Mok (Thee's bodyguard/secretary) are my favorites, of course, but I really enjoyed Tawan's story (even if he pissed me off so much).
Now, I'm going to talk about my favorite scenes from the novel with spoilers (stop reading if you don't want to be spoiled!)
I've decided to do a Top 5 of scenes and moments and it isn't in a particular order, because I can't decide wich one I like the mosThe chocolate confusion
The chocolate confusion
After meeting Aran and Peach, Thee decided to send some gifts to them through his secretary Mok.
To Aran, Thee sent a flower bouquet, but when Mok asked what type, Thee just said 'whatever'. But to Peach... Thee actually thought about the gift (dark chocolate, 90% cocoa). Mok was really surprised by this because Thee isn't a thoughful person when it comes to gifts, even whit his own family. With the chocolates, Thee sent a note (I'll leave it on you), but Peach got really confused (why would Thee send a gift to him?) and gave the chocolates to Aran
2. Chapter 15
After getting fired from Arseny's campaign, Peach isn't doing well, so Thee goes to check on him. Thee and Peach have a beautiful conversation about Peach allowing himself to accept help from Thee.
("I... I can really call you? If I do, you'll actually help me? I won't have to fight alone anymore? I won't have to be scared of that bastard's connections... I won't have to just take it?"
"You're mine. Isn't that connection enough?" His lips curled into a confident smirk, oozing authority as though he could command the world with just a flick of his fingers. "Even if the sky comes crashing down, I'Il help you carry it - or have my men do it instead.")
In this chapter, Peach allowed himself to be vulnerable for the first time in his life and ended up crying in front of Thee for 15 minutes. For me, Chapter 15 is really special and changes the relationship between Thee and Peach.
3. The plot between chapters 16-18
Everything that happens between these chapters is my favorite thing in the novel. Thee turns the lives of everybody in that company into a living hell to get Peach's back. And while Peach is at the beach, enjoying some deserved vccation, Thee is miserable and missing his favorite photographer.
The fact that he checks his phone all the time and sent 90 messages to Peach in two days drove crazy. It's important to note that they are not a couple here and not even friends!
4. The dinner
After the successfull campaign, Thee decided to surprise Peach with dinner to celebrate. But this backfires on him, because Peach already has plans.
It's really funny how all of this developed, because Peach doesn't want to cancel his plans, but in the end, he goes to have dinner with Thee. But he uses this whole dinner to teach Thee some things. And the way Thee does everything to make Peach not angry with him anymore... I laughed so much!
5. The drama
The drama doesn't appear for long in the story, but it was enough to make me anxious. It has a bit of miscommunication, with Peach listenning to a conversation between Aran and Thee about what Thee did to Tawan after he sent Peach to the hospital.
In the end, Thee and Peach talked about everything and started dating.
Whorthy mention:
Plub is a whole mood! I loved her and the way she was ready to sold his brother for free food.
Thee and Peach adopting two sibilings and having the most perfect family!
The whole Aran and Tawan's situation got me really sad. I liked their bittersweet ending.
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They managed to anger a very petty fae. How and what is their punishment?
For the 10 most likely to anger a fae, and Pop does not count.
Red: he probably flipped it off or called it a f*ckhead. The fae made it so all chocolate that red eats tastes like white chocolate. The fae has ruined reds favorite treat forever lol
Butch: he 100% got in a bar fight with the fae, and won. It’s only mad that a mere mortal managed to get the jump on it lol. So the fae curses butch to have hands of cement to slow his punches down. This backfired and now butch is even stronger
Hilda: she beat the fae in a sports bet. And her favorite soccer team is cursed to not win for the next decade. Hilda is gonna be devastated every game season for a while lol
Charm: he f*cked the faes mom. And while the fae did try to curse him for it, it’s mom reversed the curse cause charm is the first mortal to properly satisfy her in a long while. Charm has no idea all the drama is happening as he continues on with his life
Peaches: I don’t see him doing anything that would intentionally anger a fae, but he could step in a fairy circle by accident or something. He winds up being cursed with being a boar magnet. The orchid is under siege by wild boars now. It takes the combined effort of the family, several neighbors and their hunting dogs to drive them all off
Hook: he got in a bar fight with a fae, and lost, but he snatched off their wig in the process. A disrespect of the highest order of course. So hook is cursed with sea legs. He is now super uncoordinated on land. He keeps bumping into everything
Stitches: he told a fae that Mickey Mouse sucks and that bugs bunny is a way better cartoon character. The fae is a diehard Disney adult, so in order to right this terrible wrong, they delete all the shows that stitches had taped. He actually cries over it.
Thistle: he knows all the rules on how to deal with fae, not that he realizes it’s fae manners that his grandma and mother taught him. So if thistle gets cursed, it’s because the fae had beef with his grandma. The second she finds out, she’s reversing the curse, giving her beloved grandson a smooch on the forehead and a plate of cookies, and leaves to wage a 1000 year war with the guy she beat at bingo night. F*ck you Gerald
Wine: wine is perceptive enough to realize that he just picked a fight with a fae right before it starts to curse him, so he stalls and hashes out a deal instead. He promises to pay the fae back after a certain amount of time. But he did the math. In the fae realm, a year is several of wines lifetimes. By the time they return he’ll be dust. Hah!
#undertale imagines#undertale headcanons#underfell#grimmtale#seafell#drakeswap#baubletale#underlust#farmtale#fellswap gold#mafiafell
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