#of course he's in a gallery
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Catching Soap taking pics of you in an airport terminal...
You try to ignore it. Maybe he was taking a picture of the airport in general, maybe it was a selfie- either way, you’re not about to confront a man that looks like bootcamp and protein powder incarnate in the case that he is.
Once boarded, you find yourself beside a kind-looking older woman that lets you have the window seat, the prior incident readily forgotten as you settle in. A flight attendant crouches beside her, but you pay it no mind, too busy prepping your in-flight comforts to watch on while the woman gathers her belongings and vacates the seat.
You lean back, waiting for take-off.
"-here you are, Sergeant- once again, we're deeply sorry about the seating mix-up with your partner- a-and thank you for your service, we hope you'll continue to fly with us."
That snaps you out of your thoughts.
Looking up, you find the man from earlier staring down at you with a pleased grin. After a beat, his head swings back around to the flight attendant.
"Dinnae worry 'bout tha'- just glad it got sorted."
He tosses his carry-on overhead, arms bulging with the movement before he plops himself down into the seat beside you, an exasperated grunt passing his lips. He lifts the seperating arm rest, thick legs spreading out so your thighs touch.
"-um?"
He clicks his tongue and jerks his knee into yours. "Saw ye' looking at me in the terminal, would be a shame t'leave ye' be, aye?"
#followed by a flight of him chatting your ear off#boasting about his achievements and swiping at the locked gallery in his phone dedicated to his nudes.#angling it just enough for you to see what he's working with of course.#he doesn't let you get up for the rest of the flight btw#then upon landing he only lets you out after you give him your number#john soap mactavish#john soap mactavish x reader#soap#x reader#cloth writes#tw manipulation
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Has anyone else done this yet?
Dw guys it'll work out this time trust me. No spamtenna divorce²
#rare tism art#spamtenna#deltarune#deltarune art#art gallery tag#moot don't look#spamton#tenna deltarune#artists on tumblr#the bride and the ugly ass groom#spamton x tenna#and all the other tenna tags ->#ant tenna#mr ant tenna#mr tenna#tenna#<- of course he has multiple name tags
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oh falspar pls come out and have dinner with dmk! what could go wrong? (except possibly everything)

as long as he sticks to the bare minimum of courtesy they just might pull it off
#post's rambles#mir falspar#kirby right back at ya#dark meta knight#galaxy soldier army#post's art gallery#mirror madness#pro tip number three: when dealing with opponents mirrorworlders love their courtesy battles#dmk is a terrible example of this mir Arthur never gave him a manners course#Mir Falspar isn't usually invited to that kind of thing so to be honest he's not doing much better#cmon guys I believe in you
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before dragons rising the closest jay got to looking like his mother, especially outfit wise was in season two (2) and season five (5) and only got further and further away from looking like her. until he became a villain.
#im going through the gallery on wiki cus i thought i was fucking cooking BUT DEAR GODS THIS IS A FULL COURSE MEAL AT THIS POINT#jay walker#libber gordon#*#ninjago#I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM LOOKING LESS AND LESS LIKE LIBBER GROWING UP UNTIL JOINING THE WOLVES#ANS THEN HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER!!!!!!!#aaa i fucked up i said posession was s4 not 5 😭😭😭 anyway no one cares bye
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mapicc can never get a win my god 😭
#lifesteal spoilers#peanut gallery#genuine loss after loss in s6#also yes im completely biased for him idc#like of course pangi of all people finds all of the duped maces. of course.#why wouldnt he ToT#luck is Nawt on mapiccs side i fear
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My phone was having me name important people in my gallery to make searching easier and look who came up as a commonly featured face
#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#phandom#amazingphil#dnp#gallery#of course he's a common face in my gallery#he's probably in there more than I am
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DAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIING !
Guess who's BACK FROM JAAAAAAiiiiiiLLLL🗣 ‼️‼️‼️‼️
#soundblaster#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#bcs itll piss him off#wavewave fucked up thing version#i think soundblaster should be allowed to lean into the apathetic abomination that even shockwave said was Too far#soundwave idw but he hypnotizes bee to bomb orphans and then makes him do it again bcs he thought it was funny watching heads pop#no reason he just wanna#like soundwave is already terrifying but now u have a soundwave with No loyalty to Anyone#he has a collection of cassettes some with human skin he doesnt give a fuck youre going in the listening gallery#all it plays are screams and cries and he twerks right to it#i love my emo wife . i wanna talk more abt her and give yall more info on him bcs i have headcanons but it's#i made this in a flurry at 330am#transformers idw#he practices old torture methods while dancing to 212#and singing along of course !#transformers fanart#transformers art
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I took some photos of Asra in a Mohgwyn Dynasty outfit, even though they usually wear the raging wolf set. They have Mohg's spear for OC Lore™️ reasons.
I've long had the idea that they take in Mohg's soul after killing his body in order to free him from Miquella's charm and travel to the land of shadow in order to revive him and uplift him into a god. They are changed by the omen curse as time goes on. Not estrogen or testosterone but a secret third thing (taking in the soul of your omen lord and growing scales and feathers and horns about it.)
Can't really do the scales, feathers, and horns in game, but hopefully I'll draw it one day.
#elden ring#fromsoft#my ocs#tarnished#screenshots#asra#thankfully they have crippling body dysphoria about being human so they kinda rock with this#i think they can hear mohg in their head which is *very* funny to me#you're trying to revive your lord and he's the peanut gallery in your head#I think they like#make a pact with the formless mother for all of this stuff#and of course varre is like....not happy about any of this and he's mad at them for a little bit
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ask meme: 4 for send to all 👀 (replace “dialogue” with “email” probably)
4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue email?
this would probably have to be “guess i’ll die 👍” but i also had a lot of fun coming up with tim’s chaotic email drafts to kon.
it’s funny reading through send to all because there’s so much i just want to tweak and change. a lot of the emails feel just slightly worded wrong, or at least would be funnier if they were worded a little differently. i also wish i could do some of the lists differently. kory should be first on dick’s list, and babs should have told dick to remove her from the list entirely instead of moved from the #1 spot (not that i don’t think babs wouldn’t fuck dick in a sex pollen situation; she absolutely would, but she doesn’t need a form to confirm that).
also side note but i get many comments wishing tim’s list was included in the fic and while i admit that it would be good for narrative symmetry, i purposefully didn’t include it because let’s be real. we already know who is on the list. it’s kon, steph, and bernard (inform of identity? NO.). i did make the list and then put it in the fic during my early drafts, but i felt it just wasn’t funny because tim’s whole deal is that he’s struggling to even find people to include in such a list. so the choices felt so obvious that i think they don’t even need to visually be represented
send me a number + one of my fic titles
#ask meme#like the core four are probably also on tim’s list#but again you would expect that. what i tried to do was be a little unpredictable with each list#dick’s is deeply unserious (if he ever got sex pollened which by god i hope he has he could handle it himself)#and the dolly parton is the punchline there#babs has poison ivy on her list#jason of course does have fuck or die options. but it’s funny because he would rather die probably#and bruce’s is funny because he should have the whole rogue’s gallery and justice league on there but it’s just superman twice#anyway.
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there is a story trying to form in my head that sounds like a perfect plot for one of those yaois you read once and never find again, which sucks because I am so bad at drawing comics bigger than one silly page
#youni originals#it feels like a yaoi i should be able to find. and yet. i doubt i will#so instead i must consider creating guys to star this in my head#they are fumblr (fake tumblr) enemies but irl acquaintances due to their 'friend of a friend' circles being pretty much the same#one of them accidentally sends the other dick pics one day and the other is like. initially annoyed. but then ends up using the#pics as art reference for a project. and ends up having to ask the guy for permission to submit the art to a contest since he's the model.#and then they have an art gallery 'date'. and well. yaoi happens. and of course they both swear that was a one time thing#and they will just go back to hating each other. and they kinda do. except new reasons to meet up keep coming up.#and then things get complicated and that's as far as i've got#it could end close to the art gallery thing for a short yaoi. or keep going with the extra entanglements for a long yaoi#one of the 'entanglements' is also a 'classic' romance plot (date each other for a month on a dare) so it would be a good end point#(it's not actually 'dating on a dare' but the full explanation is too convoluted to explain in tags)#and anywayes. idk why i'm even posting this. probably because it's been plaguing my mind.#i've been trying to think of pre-existing blorbos to put in this plot but it's very very doubtful that i will#owell. new modern weirdos i guess.#they could be wizard college students. vaguely related to the aurek and day plot#(which is also a classic fanfic plot that i did not have pre-existing blorbos to fit into so i made new blorbos for it)#(note: by blorbos i do not necessarily mean blorbos from my shows. it's blorbos from my brains as well)#merry christmas have some vague nonexistent yaoi#two likes and i will seriously consider making these guys a thing
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Yeah so I think I'm addicted. Combine my usual 💧 with a red blade 👀🔥
#cal kestis#jedi survivor#star wars jedi survivor#my screenshots#cal is photogenic#lightsaber#my obsession#who am I kidding of course I am addicted#he is my blog subject matter#my gallery is big
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zam is both surprised and incredibly unsurprised that ro is secretly working as an unofficial member of the empire LMFAO
#lifesteal#lifesteal spoilers#his reasoning for it being obvious is#well#bc its mapicc of course ro works w the empire#but also he thought ro would stick w his team this time#even tho he has every reason not to think that LOL#since ro is just not loyal to any team that doesnt include mapicc tbh#tho mapicc and minute defended ros choice bc jumper and rek dont login#which is funny bc they login more than him and have given him everything he has#tho idt ro is betraying the sticklers tbh i think hes doing whatever is interesting#i dont think hed go out of his way to betray or kill jumper or rek#Peanut Gallery
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Please look at this WIP of Nnoitra!!
#[ HE'S SO PRETTY I'M ??????????? ]#[ NEVER GONNA BE NORMAL ABOUT HIM ]#[ i wanted to draw but was feeling uninspired so i was like ?? what to draw ? ]#[ WHAT A STUPID QUESTION OF COURSE I'M GOING TO DRAW HIM ]#[gallery]#toby draws. ╱ mod's art.
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happy valentines! ♡
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– Jeff and I love each other, we're going to be married, and that's all there is to it. – It will be the greatest mistake of your life.
#i have watched this scene a normal amount of times dwbi :)#she's like a little pomeranian yapping at a tired weimaraner. leave him alone he is struggling to conceal don't feel vic#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#618.#➤ roger collins & victoria winters. ┊ pain sometimes precedes pleasure,miss winters.#he care her <3#but he would never want to interrupt her happiness and chance at love !!!#why would he be able to make her any happier than jeff when he's done so badly in marriage twice.#even if jeff is smooching frankenstein's bride on the patio. she loves him !!! (stupid though she may be for it)#<- preferred reading of course.#on top of the whole ''i had a prophetic dream about your imminent demise if you marry this guy'' and jeffpeter's cheating lying zombie ass
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