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Started doing laundry (it's in the machine now). Pray for me (i.e. my clothes)
#oh god i hate this#i also obviously didn't translate anything first and just saw 30 degrees and hoped for the best#now if all goes well in there#we have to dry it somehow (((:#i do not feel comfortable hanging them just in the shared areas#but i can't hang them in my room#and i do not want to use the dryer#do you feel my pain#i collected 9 1000 won bills though#30 minutes drying are 1000 won#so i have the option of the dryer#but I'm also very repelled by the thought of people being there#i already met someone there and i have avoided meeting Anyone since i arrived here#of course he's german#of course HE'S AT MY UNIVERSITY#of course he lives right next to me#i hate life#void screams
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I'm so sorry but could you imagine your friend Johan being all touchy and fond with you again, cupping your face and kissing both of your cheeks, and nuzzling you all over. When you try to point it out and question him about it, he doesn't even hesitate for second before saying the lamest most half-baked excuse on earth without blinking.
"I'm European."
then happily goes back to squishing and biting you.
#he's gonna use stereotypes as an excuse. but ignoring the fact that stereotype-wise he's german. like BRO#he knows it's actually a no effort excuse and it's downright factually false. but does he even care? of course not.#the excuse is more for you than him anyways. he actually doesn't care to justify himself.#c.johan liebert#johan liebert x reader#johan x reader#yandere johan liebert x reader#yandere johan x reader#yandere johan liebert#yandere johan
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I got the latest issue of the "GameStar" magazine (the article itself was already published online two months ago apparently, but the hard copy came out three weeks ago), which had a few pages about Veilguard (and a review of the whole series), and while it didn't include any new information, I thought the final "personal opinion" piece by the author was really sweet, so I wanted to share it on here, too. (The author is this magazine's editor-in-chief, who was one of the journalists who got to see the full one-hour presentation of Veilguard at Summer Game Fest. I tried to translate it as best as I could. :3)
"Dragon Age means the world to a lot of my colleagues. To my co-worker Alex Schneider, the artbooks are pretty much part of his office equipment, Heiko's boss Rae can basically quote the prequel novels from memory — backwards —, and my co-worker Steffi rushes through the hallways like a vacuum cleaner every time there is the tiniest new piece of rumor about Dragon Age to "absorb". I am more lukewarm about it. Yes, I've played Dragon Age Origins multiple times and enjoyed it very much, but Thedas was always too theatrical and not believable enough of a world for me to really get immersed in it. So the fact that even I walked out after the one-hour presentation thinking: "Damn, when is my flight back home, I need to (re)play the whole trilogy again!" - that's saying something. Again: The Veilguard still has a lot to prove. That it knows how to fill its world in a meaningful way, that its mechanics offer enough depth and most of all: That it tells a good story. But during my conversation with Corinne, every second felt like I was talking with people that understand exactly what made Dragon Age so good. The kick-off to Veilguard is as brilliant as it is intense, sparks curiosity for its world and amidst all the action, it doesn't forget to show a bit of heart. Whatever comes out of it after its release: For years Bioware hasn't looked as promising as it does now."
I also got the "PC Games" magazine, but that one had even less information than GameStar, even though they put it on the cover? :/ (Had to buy it anyway of course, because it has Dragon Age on it 🤡❤️)
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv#datv spoilers#da4#gamestar#the same journalist was also on a German gaming podcast where he basically re-emphasized how positively surprised he was by what he saw :D#they're being very dramatic in the title though 😂 calling it a ''Game of Fate''#''BioWare's last chance to change course (and save their reputation)''#fun fact.. there might be an ancient GameStar article floating around somewhere about yours truly lol#my one minute of fame lmao
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Kidd and Law lying on the couch watching TV and out of nowhere Law says, "Say 'purple burglar alarm'." Kidd (Scotsman) seethes, looks at Law (German) , and says with an unwarrented amount of vitriol, "Squirrel."
#zombie thoughts#kidlaw#eustass kidd#trafalgar law#(biting him)#writing fanfic like...#my silly little modern AU#the joke of course being that Germans can't say squirrel for the life of them. like. they just can't.#a wholeass fight breaks out after this. they only stop because killer is sitting on one of the other couches and watching their shenanigans#makes him have an eipisode. then of course kidd is like this is your fault trafalgar and trafalgar is like i am going to remove your bones#in your sleep and then they make out so it's fine#it takes a while for law to get comfortable enough to be a little shit but when he does. WHEN HE DOES#they're cuddling on the couch when this happens too#law is fully comf on his boyfriend just lounging there with Kidd's arm over him
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#[🌪️]:#tx#yes i loved this show back in 2019. yes it got me again. stop looking at me.#initially i thought of Krampus for klaus bc you know damn well when he was named klaus he decided to go wild on#learning about stuff from germany. and also trying to learn german#(spoilers: he is not fluent)#die hard was originally my pick for five and then i remembered diego's entire character and had to course-correct#also don't look at my tagwh0ring either i need to get my vision out into the public's mindspace#can you tell i'm trying to spam up so it's less noticeable#the umbrella academy#tua#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!
Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.
#🫠#dude#european musicals#broadway#musicals#guess who is rewatching the german version of ‘a musical’ from something rotten#and of course#hamilton hamburg#that production that must not be named#the exception is herbert kretzmer as always#he is legit#tanz der vampire#dance of the vampires#romeo et juliette#retj#notre dame de paris#rebecca das musical
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A little comparison of Lieutenant Lyste's voice in the English and German dub (+ a little bit of Kallus too); because I find languages interesting and this made me really think about how a voice actor can influence how a character is perceived.
First of all, I've watched Rebels primarily in German so far (though I've seen a good amount of scenes in English as well), partly for nostalgia reasons (I was in my teens, probably around 14 when I first watched the series and my English wasn't that good at the time to just casually watch an entire series, plus I was watching it with my younger sister), but also because I think the voice actors especially for the main and recurring characters are genuinely doing a really good job. Heck, for some characters I might actually prefer their German voice because it is that good! Kallus might actually be a good example for this if he's already here, I think he has such a pleasant roughness in his voice. For Thrawn it's also a pretty close match, he sounds wonderful in both variants but I might prefer his German voice just by a teeny tiny bit.
Who I actually wanted to talk about is Lieutenant Lyste though. I'm mainly familiar with his German voice, and as he's a fictional crush of mine, this is also the voice of his that I've fallen in love with. When I imagine him talking - regardless in which language - the sound is that of his German voice. Personally, I feel like that voice makes him seem a little younger and more naive compared to his English voice. I've always headcanoned him to be fairly young, in his early to mid twenties, and that by the start of the series he had just completed his military training recently (his position as supply master might have been the first one where he had to bear more responsibility). I've always seen him as a guy who's motivated and just trying his best, but at the same time he's lacking experience, plus, if we're being honest, when it comes to his military career he's a pretty average guy. I think he'd learn and improve over the years, but he isn't the "best of his academy year" or "promising young talent with innovative ideas" kind of guy, and he's far from a mastermind like Thrawn. He's literally Just A Guy, and personally, that's actually something I really like about him and that makes him endearing to me.
In contrast, I think his voice in the English dub makes his age a bit more ambiguous (I still wouldn't guess him older than 30, also based on his appearance but I feel he seems less "boyish" than in the German dub). I think it also gives him a bit more of an arrogant tinge and less of the playfulness that at least I hear in his German voice. He still conveys that dutifulness, but he seems a bit more uptight as well. I wouldn't go so far to say that that's bad, and I still like his English voice as well, but I think for me it won't come close to the charm that his German voice has to me.
Towards the end I want to point out though, that the voice, while being an important aspect, is not everything that makes a character. Appearance, behaviour, body language, actions and decisions contribute to that as well. What I found interesting is that most headcanons that I read about Lyste actually still overlap closely with my own as well, even though I heavily assume that not all people who wrote them are familiar with his German voice. I would say that this is a good thing, because his core personality is still conveyed across language barriers, even though the way that different actors voice him may emphasise different aspects of his character more or less.
#oh yess the Star Wars obsession keeps going as it seems#and as he's an f/o and blorbo of mine even more so and because I love rambling about languages why not combine the two#but seriously I find his German voice so adorable💕#also I feel like he's one of the *very* few f/os of mine who's actually around my age lol#that's unusual so I think he deserves the spotlight for being able to make me fall for him regardless xD#also the episode this clips is from (S3E17) is legit probably my all-time favourite from Rebels#like it has Kallus? Lyste?! THRAWN of course??! like the whole episode I get to look at characters I really enjoy looking at :DD#<- Kallus is not an f/o of mine btw but I still like him a lot#also thought about swapping the subtitles for the German version but there weren't any available and I was too lazy to add them manually#star wars#star wars rebels#lieutenant lyste#yogar lyste#agent kallus#alexsandr kallus#voice acting#fictional other#fictional crush#self ship#selniaspost
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The guys are trending too
Just above Käärijä lmao
And Bojan got back to Joker Out
#just because we are talking about their misadventures in the german snow#and yes of course about their gig#for käärijä we all know why he's trending no explanation needed#joker out#käärijä
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contemplating renaming dr savory to dr krankenstein
#ITS SUCH A PERFECT NAME#the kranken comes from krankenhaus (hospital in german)#and the stein frankenstein of course#could even have kranx as a nickname#HOWEVER i'm 1. too attatched to “dr. something savory” and 2. i feel like krankenstein is too grand of a name for a loser like savory#tho it would make sense if it's a name he gave himself because of his superiority-inferiority complex........#what does chat think of this
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Andis English sounds different?? Like better than usual? Did he used the off season to work on his pronunciation?
#I mean from the german team his English definitely was one of the best anyway#only hille is better I think#but his accent was always so strong because the Bavarian is coming through#he also called Hille Philipp and that was weird too#of course named Stephan first like the good boyfriend he is#ski jumping
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toni.kr8s:
Leute, kurz und schmerzlos: Ich werde ab März wieder für Deutschland spielen. Warum? Weil ich vom Bundestrainer gefragt wurde, Bock drauf habe und sicher bin, dass mit der Mannschaft bei der EM viel mehr möglich ist, als die meisten gerade glauben!
I’ll keep this short and sweet, everyone: I will play for Germany again in March. Why? Because I was asked by the coach, I'm in the mood, and I'm sure that with the national team at the Euros, much more is possible than most believe right now!
Some messages of support from current and former teammates:
#he’s so back 😁🎉🔥#toni kroos#die mannschaft#dfb team#german nt#germany nt#and a little bit of#vazkroos#because of course luqui commented ‘great news’ with heart eyes 😂
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Yuki and Daniel make a football team out of F1 drivers
from Red Bull Ring
#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo#f1#scuderia alphatauri#love how they put Carlos in his best position not bcos of his actual skills but bcos ‘he’s Spanish’ lmao have they seen his goals#Yuki calling fullback/wing back ‘side back’ ummm#Daniel wanting to be fullback just so he can run and tackle ppl#who told them Charles was good at football lmao. have fun face planting#of course George is the coach lmao#but also them saying they prefer German coaching to an English one is probably fair#sticking George in goal though lmao
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I’m thinking about Obnoxiously Married het brocedes from the babytrapping fic - that thing Lewis does in post race interviews where he fidgets with/holds his collar to show off all his accessories except it’s fem!Lewis flashing the huge diamond ring Nico bought her - Nico doing f1 punditry talking about “Lewis Hamilton (my wife btw)” - everyone would be Sick of them
They are insufferable to the world at large but also to each other (as foreplay). Constantly trying to one up each other by Performing their relationship. Lewis is like, ofc Nico is here today to support me [implying he doesn't have much else going on, that's her wag you know] and Nico is like, I will always support Lewis so she can race at her best [implying she needs him to win]
You know when Amy Dunne gone girl says “the only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be a man I would like”... that's it that's the vibe
#in the sequel that lives in my head there's a whole bit about#how Nico speaks to their daughter in German and Lewis speaks to her in English#and more often than not their kid defaults to German (which Lewis doesn't speak!)#bc of course she spends more time with Nico#and he's like. Ops#guess which one of us is winning at parenting#it's a bit toxic but u know. the usual#fic: like a knife in my throat#elle asks
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BTW even if you go on about how 'it's not enough to count' or 'I'm just white though' or whatever, it's still weird to bring up the 'cherokee blood' you think you have. Like. Why does it matter that you think you have distant cherokee ancestry if you aren't taking any action to learn about it. I see so many people seemingly recognizing how frustrating it is that so many people claim cherokee ancestry without learning abt it and think that as long as they say 'it's not enough to matter lol' then it's ok when they do it. I see people going 'well my great grandmother was fullblood cherokee but I mean I look white so whatever haha'
It's partially frustrating that it's almost always fake and completely wrong and even claiming it at all is kinda just annoying to see. But also just claiming it without making any effort to learn anything about us, why even mention it at allllll. It's like you think saying 'oh but I'm white' gets you off the hook and means you can claim it without putting any effort in to actually verify and learn abt it
#both of my crew leads at my conservation job claim to be native#one is from kentucky and claims cherokee [of course] and like. even has a fucking tomahawk and peace pipe tattooed on his arm#the other will bring up being native like. if people are talking about ancestry he will say he's 'mostly native'#which apparently comes from his dad who was... part of a group of Cree that moved to fucking georgia ?? hello?#like. idk whatever i guess#but can yall like.. stop treating native ancestry as if its the same as claiming german or scottish ancestry.#people seem to think that everyone surely has Some native ancestry Somewhere#like.... not really.. ? idk#i might delete this later its late and its been a long day#my friend just pointed out that this is a way to claim the ancestry without having to actually put the work in to learn about it#or deal with the consequences at all#like. 'oh i have cherokee ancestry but no im not Actually Claiming It lol so dont expect me to know anything about it at all haha'#makes me wonder what yall think of white or low bq or disconnected natives since yall think being white low bq and or disconnected means#you have no claim to the ancestry hmm.
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Excuse me, Richard?? When were you ever gonna tell us!?!? Also...Rüde!?
#They got married and didn't bother to tell us??#paulchard is cannon..I found this in a real german phone book#ok jokes aside though...#please don't try and find this person's number and harass them though#I just thought it was kinda cute that there is a legit person with this name#paulchard#now I am just wondering if Richard decided to rename himself from Sven to Richard simply because his bestie Paul was Paul Landers#and he saw someone else being named Richard Landers and thought...well... my guitar bestie is kinda cute so..#I am joking! I am joking!......unless?#I am of course tempted to try and call this person but I doubt it's actually RZK answering on the other end so I won't make the call...#And again: neither should anyone of you!!#I just thought that it was cute how the 'guitar husbands' trope is even cannon when it comes to their names
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Victor had visited the Britain a few times, but something tells me his French brain is not accustomed to British slang
#this was a low effort joke but I found it very funny#Although Victor's mother tongue is French I believe he's pretty good at formal German and English#and not at all familiar with casual talk#I think Griffin is usually pretty confident until it's about relationships#these are all headcanons of course#gothic literature#frankenstein or the modern prometheus#the invisible man
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