#octo asks

[octomint]

i am of the firm belief that heisenberg can't use a computer cause he'd brick it immediately with magnet powers

Considering his fucking ORGANS are what hold the magnetic field you might just be right

[squidthusiast]

“Tinkers with home appliances (bad habit)” Me too, Marina. Me too.

(I wonder if Pearl has ever walked in on Marina sitting in a pile of deconstructed toasters with an absolutely devastated expression.)

Oh you bet it has happened

[octo-hyacinth]

Hi! Are your request closed or open at the moment?

They’re open! You’re def free to send requests in if you want :)

My pinned post should say whether theyre open or not though?

but even though my own writing is sparse recently, i’ll still work on requests when i can <3

[splat-details]

Yo! Do you happen to have any interesting shots of the trains/train stations? Especially the one at the beginning of Sploon 3, I'd love to get a good look at it. (Are those flying rectangles in some Alterna levels meant to be trains? I can't tell.)

Thanks!!

for sure!! now that i think about it there are a lotta trains in splatoon, so i just took pics of a bunch of them lol

[octodrawn]

horses

[dr-spectre]

Found this on Twitter, sounds like you lol

omg send me the link of the tweet i wanna see the comments.

Also. TRUE!!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE BESTIE!!!!!!! Everyone gets Pearl, Marina, Shiver, Frye and Big Man correct but not them.

"Callie was kidnapped!"

*shows art of Callie walking towards Octavio's mark and an official relationship chart*

"Oh she was brainwashed!" *shows articles talking about hypnosis and how it's not anywhere near the same thing as brainwashing*

Literally took me five minutes to find sources to disprove it HAHAAHAAH!!!!!!

"Oh but Marie said this!"

Literally only in the English translation btw, not any other languages.

"But Octavio said he remixed her brain!" Not in the original Japanese script and in other scripts btw. Every other script aside from English and Dutch mention hypnosis. Plus he's a DJ, he says musical puns to describe actions. The remixing is implying he got her on his side via manipulation and not direct brain "washing". God.

People really don't care that much about Callie to even look at outside sources, they just see the English script and take it as is because "Callie is silly and Splatoon is silly." Fucking hell man. Not even people who deep dive into timelines, reviewers, NEARLY EVERYONE!

Why do you think people call her HYPNO Callie huh?! What do you think HYPNO stands for? Use the fleshy pink thing in your skull. GOD! DAMN! I know Inkipedia calls her brainwashed Callie and says she was kidnapped sometimes on some of the pages, but that's down to the site being run by multiple people who have different levels of engagement in different areas of Splatoon.

If i come across one more fucking person that calls Callie a dumbass or airheaded for putting the shades back on i will literally throw myself out off of the tallest floor on the god damn Burj Khalifa. Callie was suffering from an addiction and y'all laughed at it because the game poorly presented that idea due to time constraints.

You guys are so lucky I'm not also a massive Marie fan too... I would be doing DOUBLE the ranting.

[octonerd]

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Ask and you shall receive I LOVE THIS OLD WOMAN RAHHHH Here's Odile back at her restaurant in Ka Bue!

Also from the last ask Is Odile a part of the resistance mentioned in Ka Bue?

okay okay, other than the funny answer, she isn't directly. She has had body craft done on her while she lived in Ka Bue for medical reasons. On the other hand I'm sure plenty of resistance members have eaten at her place before (her doors are open for anyone including those who are less than legal in the country).

[its-sango-time]

[loolilyumm]

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR CAP 3 PLEASE MORE IF YOU WOULDNT MIND???

JUMPING UP AND DOWN IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED I WILL SO HAPPILY YAP ABOUT HIM

THIS IS AGENT THREE! Most of the people in the NSS call him “Three” or “Captain,” but his real name is Reese.

(SIDE NOTE- I really have to do proper character sheets for them. Please stay tuned for that!!)

He was 15 when he was hired by Cuttlefish and 17 during the events of octo expansion. Now he is a mature 20 year old inkling. So so mature.

He mains the E-liter and typically uses chargers or shooters.

Despite his “cool guy” persona, agent 8 brings out a different side of him… the loser baby side…!!! In Splatoon 2 When the two of them fell underground, Reese was actually the one to find 8, and he had to rescue her from sanitization chambers (you know, the octoling selection screen at the beginning of octo expansion?) but couldn’t save her in time to restore her memory. But she was (relatively) okay! And since then he’s been really protective of her. 8 was registered as a test subject and Reese had to stay behind and watch as she went through rigorous testing.

At that point Reese was really descending into a dark place after realizing that he wasn’t really the big hero he thought that he was. But 8 helped him through it and they formed a really close bond deep in the underground. (Cuttlefish was also there third wheeling. LOL) Reese started to feel flustered and shy around her. He’d never felt that way before, and definitely didn’t expect it. And it CONFUSED HIM!! He was like wtf? Why is this happening to meeee waahwaahhhhh ueueueuee

And then y’know……the rest is history! The blender incident happened and it was the scariest moment of his life. Reese was about to lose the only two people he had ever cared about. He has a tendency to throw himself recklessly into dangerous situations, so he just THREW himself at the blender and well. It worked! In my version, he never got knocked out, and he travelled upwards with 8 and cuttlefish until about the 4th phase. Then he and cuttlefish got separated from 8 and attacked by Tartar - that’s how he was brainwashed.

The battle between agent 3 and agent 8 was BRUTAL. Reese harbors extreme amounts of guilt for what went down - he blames himself a lot and thinks he should have been stronger. 8 got really hurt but she managed to save him and THEN save the whole world. #girlboss! Period.

The two of them are working through the events of octo expansion together! If you want me to yap about 8 too I will gladly do that. (Also maybe I should write a fanfic about it. I am cringe but I am free.)

Cut to 3 years into the future - During splatoon 3, Reese becomes captain of the NSS. He doesn’t think he deserves the title but is honored to accept it.

The new agent 3 that they recruited reminds Reese a lot of himself. Her name is Margot. She’s the quiet kid that he used to be. He sort of takes her under his wing and teaches her how to defend herself and her comrades. She is like a younger sister to him. They bicker and bond just like siblings. I LOVE THEM.

I actually haven’t really thought through what happens during the events of splatoon 3. I’m running with the idea that agent 4 and agent 8 go missing during the events of side order. (I know it’s all virtual but like I might add other things to it IDK IDK) I don’t really know yet. But Reese is a good captain and he can find them ☺️☺️

BUT YEA. AFTER ALL THT IS SAID AND DONE - they’re the NSS! And they are all besties.

Thank u for coming to my ted talk.

[urautismdiagnosis]

do you think that shellington screams like he does when you step on his foot if you accidentally bump into him while in a hallway and such

He does a mini version of it actually 🤌

Instead of a full loud scream that goes into words, he does a yelp followed by a tiny extended scream that lasts at least 7 whole seconds and then goes "oh! Didn see you there!" And continues on like nothing happened.

He usually would trip on his own feet if he was startled by someone bumping into him unexpectedly tho. Sea otters being rather clumsy on land and all that... lmso

[sleipliir]

Vampire octo boi 🦇🐙❤️

&

Goth Vampire octo boi 🦇🐙🖤

Also.. Color refs for both cuz why not

[octomint]

hey your post about doge says march instead of may jsyk

this old asffffff but thank u sm

for correcting me

[pcktknife]

WAIT I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE TUPAC AND BIGGIE THING??? Ik their octo expansion clothes gave major black hip-hop/rap vibes but I never made the connection that’s so cool…albino black Pearl is real splatoon black lesbians are real <3

yep yep its never explicitly said but with off the hook being a rapper and dj, the producer(?) saying this, and their clothes its p obvious

[octo-hyacinth]

YOURE BAAAAACK YAYYYYYYYY HI HI HI HI HIIIII SQUEALS !! i missed seeing your writing it’s always so so incredibly CUTE !!

-🦐 yknow who this is

OH EM GEEEE HI SHRIMPY IM ALWAYS SO GLAD U LOVE MY WRITING JFLBDKGKFN

[splat-details]

The Reef

[commandertartarsmoocher]

I'm lining up to kiss the phone. Mwah

A lucrative business scheme...!