#occupational hazard

[tinylightningfics]

This scene never fails to make me laugh

Beyond Evil | Episode 15

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

hey so uh about your boyfriend. yeah i accidentally whumped him too hard and he regenerated. sorry

[boxwinebaddie]

my favorite raven of crimson dawn thing is that most celebrities are assholes who don't care about regular people and act like they're above them, but ravenstan is genuinely like...Gods Sweet Angel?

like istg he's in the cvs and he looks all scary and intimidating because he's wearing all black and has all the edgy boy piercings, but a thirteen year old boy will finally muster up the courage to approach him and tell him his ring looks cool, and ravenstan will immediately melt and be like “ugh, you know something? it's really heavy and hurts my hand actually. :/ but you look a lot stronger than me, guerrero! would you mind holding onto it for me? you'd be doing me a Huge favor." :)

and gives him like a $500 dollar ring, heeeelp.

or some girl at a cd concert starts crying and ravenstan stops the entire show like "why are you crying, mama? what's going on?" and she explains that her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and won't stop calling her/harrassing her, so he's like "y’know, my mom used to say, 'cuervo, don't be his pain...be his peace.’ and usually, i'm a pacifist, but fuuuck that, be his PAIN. okay, no more crying, muñeca, give me your phone. let me talk to him. dámelo.”

and fucking facetimes him On Stage, puts him on the jumbo and is like “'oh, who is this?’ you're looking for sally? well, Stop Looking, PENDEJO. because this is raven of crimson dawn, sally's New boyfriend. breathe near her again and it will be your last. besos.” <3

totally gives her a lil kiss on the cheek and everythin :*

LIKE SKHLKDSD the man at the checkout counter is all shook seeing him like “RAVEN OF CRIMSON DAWN?" and he's like *loud dramatic gasp and heart clutch* "kEVIN FROM IKEA??!?!!" and like falls to his fucking knees and begs him for his autograph....LEGEND.

[failedmyturingtest]

(shaking, crying, trying not to bite through my tongue) the fact that someone used staples and glue to put this book back together means that they LOVED it and CARED so dearly that they attempted their own repair using what they HAD and I should not curse their ENTIRE BLOODLINE

[deadbeatdadjokes]

“He would not fuckiNg say that !!!” what if I had a gun to his head what then

[inniave]

cat is putting yarn in her mouth and making it soggy

[gotankgo]

Unsane “Scam”

• Occupational Hazard (1998)

[gradientdescent-does-it-all]

You would not BELIEVE how much blood this three-edged sumbitch can draw

[adhdo5]

What's your most Fucked Up Ambassador Fact?

Many of them are fucked up ! But maybe one that is most straightforwardly fucked is that he has several missing nails from decidedly not natural causes

[notetaeker]

I wanted to buy stamps for some of my fellow science/math teachers as gifts pls help! D: this is all I could come up with so pls suggest other stuff too if possible (the subjects they teach are chem physics geometry and algebra)

the choices are: 1. Units! 2. Read Carefully! 3.Almost! 4. Right Idea- Wrong Math!

[leninisms]

well. i just spilled milk directly into my shoe

[millys-magical-misadventures]

[drgmissioncontrol]

why are you green

All screens and no natural light.

[heymrsamerica]

"I shot that b**** dead," according to newly unsealed redacted search warrants.”

A public school teacher was purposely shot by one of her SIX year old students. It’s being called a “workplace injury,” and that the shooting was a hazard of the job.

….so school shootings are an epidemic?

[thunderingstatic]

Five Nights at Freddy's: Occupational Hazard

We’re so glad to have you back. Follow the game here! https://gamejolt.com/games/occupationalhazard/826181 Watch the reveal trailer here! https://youtu.be/MIWw6reqHHw

[rastronomicals]

7:17 AM EDT March 30, 2023:

Unsane - "Smells Like Rain" From the album Occupational Hazard (January 27, 1998)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Noise