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when you're organizing your platforms in a spreadsheet, and the queerness just pops up naturally after filling in the cells by their respective website colors.
#choibok blogs#obviously not exact#but i couldn't help laughing once i was done color coding each site#anyway off to sleep#much adulting was done today orz
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Belphie looks so handsome today
#Belphegor#I wonder if he’s ‘good’ by Devon Rex standards?#once at a cat show I showed an Oriental breeder a photo of pangur and she said ‘oh that cat is dogshit’#not in those exact words obviously#but that was the sentiment#ANYWAY I might be biased but I think my Belphie boy is a primo devon rex#he’d win every ribbon in the world
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what kind of show is gamechanger? what's the point? well-
#this is obviously incorrect bc gamechanger is not usually for Getting Sam. thats Breaking News.#dropout#gamechanger#game changer#brennan lee mulligan#sam reich#oscar montoya#ally beardsley#video#not cr#shitpost#the out of focus dancing really just. yeah.#finally saw the tag and realized someone else had alreadyclipped almost this exact portion. oops. valid though. excellent clip
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Remember when Duke referred to himself as Robin while talking to Batman and then everyone spent the next 8 years saying it's illegal to expect him to be included as a Robin in anything, ever.
#and batman called him his partner.....and gordon asked if he should call him robin bc that's obviously the role he has.....#and batman said not to bc he's trying something new because duke's version of robin has been so distinct from everyone else from the start#in that he started without a batman and eventually became batman's partner#not because duke isnt and has never been robin???#exact same energy as saying steph “wasnt really robin” despite her dying words being about how glad she is that she got to be robin#even if only for a little bit. FUCK#duke thomas
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[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔
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#drawing them again because I love them#you Will Look 🔫#/threat#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw oc#jttw sun wukong#jttw au#original character#for those not aware these are my swk children ocs#they’re powerful but obviously not as much as their dad#I imagine they just have high ranking roles in his monkey army and defend huaguoshan while he’s off journeying#shooting comet and frozen river#my son tomato and his brother turnip#tomato was born first#I’m torn between making them twins or half brothers born at the exact same time#tomato’s actually very nice but other monkeys find it a bit hard to read him cuz he’s always making the monkey#face equivalent of killing intent face#turnip was born without eyes so he has no problem just letting em bangs hang#I imagine they were like toddlers when swk left and when he comes back he gets like two full grown adult demon monkeys thrown at him like#welcome back father!!! and he’s just befuddled standing there like who are you people 🗿#they have so many other half siblings I think#don’t ask me who their mothers are#I hc swk as on the aroace spec now but back when I first started getting into jttw I imagined he would have a lot of concubines#or willing partners at least - of both genders of course I’m not stupid#his advisors looking for him like where is dasheng??! 😨#meanwhile there’s a pile of babies with a suspicious tail peaking out from under them
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I heart Until Dawn and it's collection of comically stupid characters. and I do mean all of them. and I do mean it affectionately. I just. god. the reason that anything can happen to these people At All is because, somehow, Every Single One Of Them decided that it was a good idea to accept an invite to the World's Most Suspicious Event at the World's Most Suspicious Place. "hmm!! I'm sure nothing strange or horrific is going to happen to us up on our rich friend's isolated mountain lodge; why would it?? I mean, sure, we Are going to be up there on the exact same date that we inadvertently triggered the events of his sisters' disappearance, but surely he's not upset with us about that or anything. let's go!!" seven separate people. nobody thought anything of it. it's incredible. impressive, even. I mean, I don't know. me personallyyyyy?? I probably would've received that invitation and thought, "oh, he's For Sure gonna do something to us up there, and he For Sure has the means to get away with it; I'm Not Gonna Go." but. hey. that's just me.
#like ofc there's the possibility that Josh is the best liar in the world#that he was able to keep his anger completely and totally choked down for a year#I imagine they didn't Talk Much during that year; I imagine that distance is conducive to conducting a good revenge plot#but jesus. the exactly anniversary?? and the exact location?? I need you guys to get it together for a sec.#how was NOBODIES first thought 'oh so he's gonna do first degree murder. that's what this is. obviously.'#like thank GOD he just decided to do a prank lmfao!!#until dawn#josh washington#emily davis#jessica riley#sam giddings#chris hartley#matt taylor#ashley brown#mike munroe#horror#video game#cloey talks games#mine
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Me :(
Nora: Andrew and Neil grow old together with their silly little cats and a healthy little relationship. Andrew and Aaron take turn hosting Christmas at the others house. The foxes heal. Not perfectly but they do.
Me :)
#no but fr these books give me hope for the future#obviously not quoting her exact words#I’m sumerizing lol#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#the foxes#neil josten#all for the gay#aftg shitpost
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If Robin, Steve and Eddie were cats
#sorry I’ve been watching old Disney movies again lol#and yes in that exact order#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#Stobin#platonic obviously#Steddie#non platonic obviously#shitpost
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kitty colony au anybody?
#dont mind me just channeling my inner warrior cats fan#i tried so hard to make the patterning and colors realistic but still recognizable . btw#im not really a genetics nerd but i try Sometimes#yes ragatha and jax are siblings#half siblings to be exact (jax's father is a lynx while ragatha's is not)#first time ive ever drawn a monkey too! truly a learning experience#anyway i wouldnt nessesarily call this warrior cats? but it can be in the same universe. maybe#i wont tag it as warrior cats since they dont live by the same ideals obviously#theyr just kitties :3#and yes caine is a runaway circus monkey. howd you guess#i like to think im smart#the amazing digital circus#tadc au#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#tadc gangle#tadc caine#tadc bubble#tadc zooble#tadc kinger#the gangs all here :3#theres no rime or reason for this au to exist i just wanted to take a stab at drawing them all as cats#so take this how you will#tadc colony of cats au
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a surprise interaction at the local arcade
after an hour we handed off the card to some other kids. the circle of life
#I WAS JUST THERE FOR A COUPLE OF GAMES OF TAIKO IMAGINE MY SURPRISE........#immediately called my dad who drove me and was like 'hey we now have 2 free hours of games?'#would have stayed longer but it was late chores to do. also the card didnt cover taiko LMAO#art#it occurred to me also that he may have thought i was a teenager. oh well LMAO#no longer remember the exact words obviously i just remember being like ?? ARE YOU SURE.........#something to the effect of yea we gotta go now anyways#(kids with him)
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So annoying when people try to hold alternate-world fantasy to "historical accuracy" standards like. if I wanted historical accuracy I simply would have read/written historical fiction.
The only thing that should matter is if the alt world feels internally consistent/believable. Not "oh but back then" THERE IS NO BACK THEN. IT'S NOT REAL
and just because some aspects of the world (fashion, systems of government, levels of technology) feel consistent with a particular time period in our history doesn't mean that the author is obligated to stick to all other characteristics of that time period. The POINT of alt-world fantasy is to create a world in which the story they want to tell can work, and that's the metric I'm holding things to
#fantasy#high fantasy#worldbuilding#seriously sick of this#Obviously it's common and helpful to use historical research to enhance worldbuilding#but people aren't trying to write an exact representation of medieval europe except with dragons for example#don't you see how that's actually less ''realistic?''#the dragons would change things
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Jolene Robinson & robot daughters
#obviously the bots look..the exact same. LOL#JOLENE robinson…TAMMY servo…CROW…..#joel robinson#tom servo#crow t robot#mst3k#mystery science theater 3000#genderbend
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I'm sure Minkowski never forgot that Cutter was the first person ever to call her Commander. After recruiting her in Once in A Lifetime, he starts to call her Lieutenant, then breaks into laughter, before correcting himself: "What am I saying? Commander Minkowski." He draws attention to himself granting that title, stressing its significance. By initially calling her by a lower ranking, then conspicuously correcting himself, Cutter emphasises that he's the one granting her that title. Right at the beginning of Minkowski's employment with Goddard Futuristics, Cutter plants the seed for his line in the finale: "People cared about you because of what I made you: A soldier. A leader. A commander. I gave you that, and now? I taketh away."
And he does take it away. Cutter makes a point of calling her Commander in that first meeting, but he hardly ever calls Minkowski Commander after that. He almost always calls her Renée. He makes the point in that first interaction that he has the authority to grant her that title, and then in every subsequent interaction he tries to make the point that she doesn't have command over him. Having called her Commander once makes every time he doesn't call her by her title seem more deliberate. It's not that he never uses titles - it's that he uses them selectively. He gives her a taste of that sense of authority, but he doesn't want her to feel worthy of it.
In the liveshow, he cuts her off by shouting "I AM SPEAKING, LIEUTENANT!". Minkowski is the Commander of the Hephaestus in official terms at this point and Cutter even refers to her as "a mission commander" later in the same episode. So there is a deliberate malice to Cutter calling Minkowski Lieutenant here. Not only does it emphasise the use of authority structures as a means for control and the abandonment of first-name-basis false friendliness, calling her by another title makes his choice not to call her Commander even more explicit, denying her that authority.
Apart from when he recruits her, the only other time I can think of when Cutter directly calls Minkowski Commander is in Ep60, when he lays out his offer to let Minkowski leave on the Sol: "How does that sound to you, Commander?" Again, calling her Commander is a kind of power play, an attempt at manipulation, highlighting the sense of responsibility that motivates so many of Minkowski's actions. Cutter is prompting her to ask the question she would be asking herself anyway: what choice would a good Commander make? Just as he did when he recruited her, Cutter offers Minkowski something she desperately wants, and the use of her title here only draws attention to the idea that Cutter is the one with the power, choosing what to give her.
#Digging this out of my drafts in an attempt to make a return to actually posting here#Rambling about Minkowski name / title symbolism is sufficiently on brand for a comeback 😅#Anyway. I think this is the exact kind of manipulation / power play that Minkowski is particularly vulnerable to#Even among the worry about having made such a big decision without consulting her husband#I have no doubt that she enjoyed being called Commander#The emphasis Cutter put on it felt right to her#It matched the significance she felt that new title held#It pleased the part of her that craves recognition of her authority from someone at the top of a hierarchy#The memory obviously holds a sour taste for her now#perhaps particularly the moment of Cutter calling her Commander for the first time (and one of the only times)#She feels sick now at the memory of how proud she felt to hear him call her that#Thinking about this alongside all of the other significance that people calling Minkowski Commander takes on:#Eiffel's insistence on it as a indicator of his increasing respect for her#the SI-5 calling her Lieutenant#Hera being prevented from calling her Commander...#Everything that all of that signifies#and all of it beginning with that laugh of Cutter's. that pointed emphasis#wolf 359#w359#the empty man posteth#wolf 359 spoilers#w359 spoilers#renee minkowski#renée minkowski#marcus cutter
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let’s be super clear: there is zero canon evidence that alden ever pressured or neglected any of his children. zero. if you want to make him that way for fic or fanon purposes, fine. you do you. but the second you try to use that in a serious anti alden argument, you lose credibility
#if you’re going to bring up alvar’s whining think about this: when fitz was born alvar was twelve years old#when biana was born alvar was fourteen#OBVIOUSLY the parents will pay more attention to the younger children than the teenager!!!! this is common parenting sense#there’s also no evidence alden prioritized fitz above alvar or biana#if you don’t believe me: think about this. when has BIANA ever complained about alden favoring fitz? she doesn’t#alvar does but that’s because alvar’s only personality trait is whining that he has to share (yes SHARE) the spotlight with fitz#he says he grew up under immense amounts of pressure but there’s no evidence that alden was the one putting that pressure on him#it reads more like a societal thing. like ohohoohoho look at the vacker boy over there we’ll see how he holds up#and if you don’t believe me on THAT just read biana’s registry file. it’s clear that she was put under a lot of pressure----#----not by alden but by her peers at foxfire. the council. other elves. there’s nothing from alden#alden is a good parent guys. you all forget that he grew up under these exact same conditions#he’s a good parent full stop. not “oh he’s trying” not “well he’s a little messed up but he’s doing what he sees as best”. good parent#i am still working on the sending his kids to search argument. just wait. that’s coming still#but god people act like he sent his kids to scope out murderous cults and not take short trips to watch random girls from a safe distance#kotlc#kotlc alden#pro alden vacker
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i misremembered the meme but what ever!!! anyways. long time no tragedy au shitpost. hope you missed them
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#chilaios#<- BY VIRTUE OF THE AU#[ tragedy au ]#tragedy comedy#does this actually happen? i dont remember#like. in a sense i guess. not in the exact way its pictured here obviously but still
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