#obviously gay wdym

[dzhfaer]

Hashimada-week-2023 #5

@hashimada-week

Day five - Rikkudo

i think i activate my own sage mode while drawing this

[57sfinest]

pov you walk into the precinct 41 break room and the heterosexual life partners are discussing a case

[morally-earl-gray]

aroace culture is liking romantic songs and coming up with wildly different interpretations for them in your head

[cosmic-d1ce]

youre telling me ppl actually see q!Forever & q!Phil's interactions and go "mm yes this is definitely platonic" are you serious

[chiefnooniensingh]

also if at all possible i want a strange new worlds episode like that one in ENT where they're in the Bad Place and everyone is evil

i think i would very much enjoy the evil trio of Erica, Christine and La'an

[hp-hcs]

Can maybe request some slytherin boys with gay awakeing trope? Maybe headcanons or shorts

gay awakening headcanons — mlm! slytherin boys x male! reader

hella short cause of some ✨personal stuff✨ going on, but i just wanted to get something out 🤷‍♂️

me? blame my shitty writing skills on my current health problems? what no never

❕not proofread❕

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mattheo

immediately has a mental breakdown

identity crisis anyone?

i feel like he would have that panicky gay moment where he realizes that his friend is actually his More Than Friend, ykwim?

like, you just do something innocuous like sling your arm over his shoulders while walking to class and babyboy just FREEZES

the second that happens, he immediately drops out of your life while he freaks out gets his shit together

like, homeboy just deadass vanishes

doesn’t show up to any of his classes

doesn't show up to quidditch practice (draco threatens to kill him for that, cousin or not)

meanwhile you’re just there like 🧍 “what did i do?”

because my lil darlin mattheo cannot healthily express any emotion ever, he would “solve” his problem by just like, purposefully running into you in the halls and kissing your cheek, then just full-on 🏃💨 SPRINTING 🏃💨 away without a word

theo

also has an identity crisis, he’s just better at hiding it

gotta save face, amirite?

but anyways-

you weren’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, you were just hanging out with him in his room and ended up lighting his cigarette for him

that’s it. homeboy is already whipped for ya.

like, straight up simp.

i feel like theo’s a “i’m definitely going to have a panic attack over this at two in the morning, but for now i’m just going to not think and enjoy 😌💅” kind of mentality

just flat out says it

“you know, you look really hot today.”

y/n: 😳😏………..💏💋😘

draco

have you ever had a friend that was so clearly Not Straight but they just kept denying it for years before finally coming out?

well that’s draco <3

you were at a party and agreed to join some kind of kissing game

like, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, post office…

(does anybody actually still play post office?)

and obviously, you both end up having to kiss each other duh

homeboy is not doing well

but not in a “what?? i don’t know what’s going on!!” kind of way

in a “ah shit my friends were right every time they called me gay, fuck” kind of way <3

immediately start dating after the party and everyone’s like 🤨👀

blaise

i feel like blaise already knew/suspected, but just didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his sexuality, ykwim?

i’m getting pansexual vibes frfr

could not give less of a fuck

is just like “shit alright, d'you wanna make out then?”

i mean……..it’s not like you’re gonna say no

this man. tHIS MAN. he’d be such a gentleman omfg

also i’m not gonna say sugar daddy but sugar daddy

would absolutely buy you anything you even looked at. you looked at a ten thousand galleon wristwatch in a luxury store? it’ll be on your bed waiting for you by the time you get home

if anyone was homophobic or wtv, he wouldn’t beat them up per se, but he would do something unnecessarily extra, like wear a dress and makeup just to be like “wdym? we’re a straight couple, obviously”

(he would tell his friends about the homophobe though, and they wouldn’t be quite as composed and respectful as him 👊😠🩸😵😵‍💫)

enzo

this man seriously does not care

like, he’s just like “oh i’m queer? hahah that’s crazy”

this man has no qualms about asking you out in the middle of class in front of everyone

like, in the middle of potions or smth he’d just be like “y/n, wanna go get dinner sometime?”

and you’re like “…aren’t you straight?” 🧍

enzo: “who knows? not me! does saturday at eight work?”

he’s so silly goofy i just love him sm

this boy would be a hella fine kisser, i just know it

WOULD ASK YOU TO THE YULE BALL 🕺🕺

AND WOULD GET YOU GUYS MATCHING BOUTONNIÈRES 💐

regulus

“ah shit i owe the boys twenty galleons, fuck”

resigned, more than anything

he can’t even come out, either cause like, what would that even be?

“guys, i have to tell you something……i’m gay”

“yep. what do you have to tell us??”

you asked him out cause you thought he was gay

and he was just like 😳🤨🤷‍♂️🙂👍

you guys went to fortescue’s!!! 🍦🍨🍧

(he’s def a mint chocolate chip kind of guy i’m just saying)

y’all end up being like, the it couple at hogwarts i don’t make the rules

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Which Toxic Yaoi is the best

Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda

Propaganda under the cut!

BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)

they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane

Flash/Reverse Flash

"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time

SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)

Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.

Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)

They’re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”

Lawlight (Light/L)

"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝

Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.

Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...

and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler

Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them

[artsyannierose]

Talk to me about how Angel always being scared of ruining his first healthy relationship (with Husk) so he tries to be as “easy to love” as possible but Husk loves him flaws and all:3.

(Btw I cherish your doodles)

Huskerdust doodle just for you anon <3

I COULD TALK ABOUT HUSKERDUST ALL DAY ANYDAY YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PERSON

Well let’s see hm Angel has had little to no experience in relationships

Like bro was a closeted gay when he was alive and presumably had no proper “relationships” with anyone other than Valentino and…well we know how that turned out

So he probably is going to have a hard time even comprehending the fact that Husk even loves him for who he is as a person and not to bed him like literally everyone else has

Like honestly when was the last time ANYONE gave Anthony/Angel Dust aftercare??? I’m willing to bet never. Everyone he’s ever slept with never stayed till morning or let him get even maybe a glass of water, he was just kicked out after business was done and done. Then he would just cope with all of it with drugs and Valentino I assume

Now he’s got a man who already made it clear that he doesn’t want this fake Angel Dust persona that everyone else wants to sleep with because of what they see on their TV screen, but is rather interested in getting to know this broken boy behind the facade. Nevermind the fact that they are together, Husk is first and foremost his best friend (aside from Cherri but like Cherri is his bestie to get into shit with yk) and the kind of understanding they share is way beyond “yeah you’re hot let’s fuck” like Husk is no fuckbuddy if hes fucking Angel then obviously he’s there to stay (which i love about him)

So Angel’s automatic response because of the derogatory way Valentino has treated him would be “omg I can’t mess this up i canNOT mess this up” and he would do everything in his power to make sure Husk is thoroughly comfortable and never shows any signs of disgust or such if ykwim. Husk is a bit too flustered at Angel flirting a bit too much? He’ll dial it back tenfold. Husk pins his ears back at listening to Angel vent about Valentino doing something shitty to him? Angel will change the subject. He’d probably be so overly cautious about Husk’s little reactions that Husk probably isn’t even aware of himself

Because the problem now is Angel thinks Husk loves him for how Angel makes him feel rather than Husk loving him for who he is. He’s just. In denial man. So he tries to basically “pay him back” by being the perfect boyfriend, and i say this assuming they HAVENT slept with each other yet because if they haven’t figured this out Husk would probably say its too early lmaooo. So when I say being the perfect boyfriend, i mean like cuddles and kisses and helping each other out, venting, all that cute stufffff

I’m sure Angel is just trying to doeverything he can without like alerting Valentino to the two of them because BOY that would end badly.

Anyway one day Husk asks him why he’s not really being himself (because of course Husk can read him because why couldn’t he) and Angel’s like “wdym” and Husk just prompts him like “you hide all the bad parts from me much more now than before (like before they got together) and maybe Angel isn’t even aware of this until Husk points it out. It’s gonna take him a second to open up just because he’s not used to it but Husk just makes him comfortable, he’d total all put Angel in his lap and just purr until he’s comfortable nskdnfssfiwvagfjnderhgr

Angel finally pours out his insecurities like a tide and hides his face in Husk’s chest while everything just comes out once he’s started. After hes done he would say something like “I didn’t want you to see me like this…im so sorry” but just bury himself further into Husk while Husk is just taking a second to process everything he just said.

Hed probably do something sappy like tilt Angel’s chin up and peck his lips before telling him “What makes you think I wouldn’t love you past your fears and flaws?” (IDC I WANT SAPPY IM. HERE FOR SAPPSYYPYYPY)

Hold on holy shit creativewriting burst right here SHORT DRABBLE YALL I WILL REBLOG THIS WITH A SMALL FICLET

ANYWAY YES HUSKERDUST ANGEL PROBABLY WILL STYART CRYING AND HUSK WILL JUST CUDDLE HIM CLOSER AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS WHILE ANGEL CRIES ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HUSK

GOSHHHHHHH I love them sm I’ll shut up now ok bye

why can I write an essay for Huskerdust for free and not write one to save my English grade-

[pheroyyay]

it makes me insane how dan and phil is synonymous with forever. wdym over a decade a go dan replied to 'do you think you and phil will be best friends forever?' with 'that's the plan', and made phil a special calm place in his own brain in gay and not proud, and made phil a skeleton so they could stay together in his apocalypse scenario, and wrote the urge, and now are talking about who'll die first because obviously they're going to grow old together

[thatnerdygemini]

Welcome to my Valgrace agenda

okayy first post rahh, ive just put together my general headcannons of what a valgrace relationship would have looked like throughout HoO and ToA so hope you enjoy!

When Jason pops up at wilderness school instantly he is like Wtf why am I dating this girl I want him 

Bro is just very confused

Leo is having his own crisis because this is my best friend who's dating my other best friend why do I feel like this pls send help

Anyways they get to camp and are sent on that quest and oh the underlying tension is wild

Piper realizing she might not even like men, Jason panicking because why do I like Leo more than my own girlfriend, and poor Leo I fell in love with my best friend Valdez

Jason being so jealous whenever Leo so much as looks at a girl

Like “Look at me not her wtf bro”

And Leo's just over here trying to hit up a goddess since the guy he likes is taken 

Anyways they get back to camp and Piper's siblings are like girlie what are you doing break up with him so Piper and Jason break up

Now cut to MONTHS of Leo and Jason being cluelessly in love each one not wanting to make things weird or ruin their friendship

Jason freaking the fuck out when Leo gets possessed and babying him wanting to make sure he's okay

Leo in turn worrying about Jason who's suffered two concussions within the week and who really should sit down and stay there

All of the crew is like why tf aren't they dating wdym their not dating this is fruity as fuck

Poor Piper is actually on her last straw

Any time Leo or Jason is in danger the other one is actually losing their shit

Leo being all proud of himself after swooping in on the Agro to help Jason when Percy and Jason are fighting Ephialtes and Otis

Also once Jason is back on the Argo Jason picking up Leo in one of those spinny hugs and Leo actually stopping working 

Leo in Jason's arms when the crew re-convinces after Percy and Annabeth fall into Tartarus

Jason going off with Nico and then having an actual crisis after giving Nico a whole talk about why it's okay to be gay and then suddenly it clicks 

Jason going to Piper for advice and she points out his obvious feelings for Leo

Leo finding Jason flying in the sky that night and they end up kissing 

The two are all super cute and coupley and then Khione punts Leo's ass out of there

Jason is obviously freaking the fuck out because I miss my boyfriend and he is desperately trying to find a way to get Leo back

Meanwhile after spending a few days fighting with Calypso Leo and her actually get to talking and the two realize they make really good friends

Finally, the raft appears cuz shocking love can be platonic too.

Leo vows to come back for her horrified that they would abandon her there

Leo and Jason are reunited and our fav gays are back rah

As the underlying issue of the prophecy starts to cause concern Leo decides that he's got to be the one to die thinking that Jason is better than him

Jason is having a similar crisis but is trying to imagine a way for both of them to survive thinking they could find a loophole in the prophecy 

The crew still comes up with the plan to find the physician's cure 

Leo gets Hazel to make the mist copy and makes her promise to not tell Jason

Jason and Leo sit on deck the night before the final battle and Jason admits to being afraid that something is going to happen to them 

Leo knowing that he's going to die tells Jason to focus on the present and that if anyone can prove the prophets wrong it's them

They go into the battle and Leo kisses Jason on Festus before pushing him out of the way as Octavian and his fireball come toward them

Leo wakes up back in Ogygia and he and Calypso set off since Leo wants to get back to Jason as soon as possible feeling horrible for leaving him like that 

Meanwhile, Jason is absolutely heartbroken after seeing Leo die and is lost 

Piper stays by his side and the two end up going to California due to Jason finding it hard to be at Camp Half-Blood without Leo due to the amount of reminders of him everywhere 

Jason and Piper go into the maze and Jason hears the prophecy about him dying and sees it as his chance to get reunited with Leo 

Leo meanwhile touches down in Camp Half-Blood and is very upset to not see Jason 

He is recruited by Apollo and agrees to go along planning to leave to go to Jason as soon as he gets the chance 

While at the waystation he tells literally anyone who will listen about how much he misses his boyfriend and how he has to make it up to him for what happened 

After learning that Camp Jupiter is going to be in trouble Leo quickly gets ready to leave hoping that that's where he will find Jason

before he leaves Thalia gives him the don't hurt my little brother or else talk lmao

Jason meets Apollo when he arrives in California and is shocked to find out Leo is alive 

He has a breakdown with Apollo in his dorm room and tells him about the prophecy and how if he goes he won’t get to see Leo again

Jason finally comes to terms with not seeing Leo again thinking that he might give Leo a fighting chance at surviving and getting to have a normal life

He writes Leo a letter which he gives to Apollo to give to Leo whenever he sees Leo next

Later that day Jason was stabbed and killed saving Apollo and their friends 

Leo who had arrived at Camp Jupiter still crushed not to see his boyfriend helped them to fight the battle and was preparing to finally get back to Piper and Jason 

Hazel ran up to him and panicked tells Leo he needs to get to Jason as quick as possible since she feels that something bad was going to happen 

Leo gets to them in record time but he is too late and he meets them at the airport to see his boyfriend's coffin 

Leo goes with Apollo and Meg to Jaons funeral and he throws himself into helping create the temples for the gods that Jason had planned

Leo participates in the second battle and he stays with Apollo and Frank  to fight the emperors 

Leo stabs Caligula in revenge for his boyfriend before Frank blows up the tunnel with the emperor inside 

Leo survives the battle and is relieved to be reunited with Frank who was resurrected 

Apollo pulls Leo aside before leaving and gives Leo the letter from Jason 

Leo heads back to the waystation still very much heartbroken

he reads the letter and decides to try to live the normal life Jason had hopped for him

Anyway!! this has been too long but I love my tragic gay romance so oops

might make Jason's letter for Leo later

Also just might actually make a fic but not trying to get too delusional over here

[swiftfootedachilles]

honestly i was so mad when i watched that orgy scene in s11 and at the whole monogamy situation bc wdym they're not already monogamous without having to talk about it? as if they're not borderline obsessed with each other and also jealous asf and they constantly was being pulled apart from each other through the whole show, how can ian or mickey want somebody else after all shit they went through? i just hope that they didn't actually fuck anyone and just banged in the bathroom or smth😭also when i see fics with gallavich/omc? 💀 saw this from a popular writer and i was like hell nah im not reading ts

no for fucking real those 2 are the most jealous men to ever walk the planet

on one hand i get it. they both had insecurities that made them feel like the other wouldnt want to only sleep with them for the rest of their lives. ian is the only guy mickey canonically dates and has sex with multiple times. mickey felt like ian would eventually leave him like he had in the past also multiple times.

so in the first episode the monagamy conversation seemed normal to me. they literally both specifically say "i dont want you to fuck anyone else" and mickey was obviously just waiting to see ians answer because he wanted to do whatever ian wanted. if he did write down "open relationship," it wouldve been because he thought thats what ian wanted. personally i think he didnt write anything down because he was still trying to grasp the concept of him and ian being a "normal" married couple that communicated heathily and didnt run away and flirt with/fuck other people when they got scared.... plus he actually cant spell monogamy hes a dyslexic with an 8th grade education

so that episode was fine on its own. if they wouldve left it at that, it wouldve been a silly cute moment in their bumpy marriage. but then the writers had to make that stupid ass orgy episode. first of all why the shit would they NEED to be friends with other gay men, and WHY ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS TO EITHER BE THEIR FRIENDS OR FUCK THEM??? IT LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE. DID THEY NOT JUST DECIDE IN EPISODE ONE THAT THEY WERE GONNA BE MONOGAMOUS?

i actually cannot stand how the writers (and the fandom by extension) cant let gay characters have their boundaries and be left alone. why the fuck do they have to be open to straight sex and orgies and nonmonogamy and being verse WHY CANT GAY PEOPLE HAVE BOUNDARIES. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THERE WAS RANDOMLY A SCENE IN SEASON 11 WHERE TAMI ASKED LIP 'HOW DO YOU KNOW YOURE STRAIGHT IF YOUVE NEVER GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A GUY?' AND THEN HE ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND DID IT??? YOU CANT IMAGINE IT BECAUSE IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN THEY ONLY DO THIS SHIT WITH GAY CHARACTERS!!!!

the inability to understand that gay people can also have preferences and hard limits actually blows my mind. and if you dont like it youre somehow a prude or dont understand the characters. actually i fear i understand the characters more than the writers do.

and im okay with showing characters experiment! but its very telling that in Shameless, it only happens with queer characters who are pretty fucking firm in their sexual identity and boundaries. why did debbie have to fuck a gay guy in season 11. why do ian and mickey have to be verse why do ian and mickey have to be polyamorous. why did ian have to fuck a woman to "truly know" hes gay. why did svetlana have to all but announce shes a lesbian but still date kev instead of just date vee. why does this only happen to gay characters!!!

the trope of queer men specifically being easy and dtf is why the AIDS crisis was so deadly. because queer men are so open to sharing sex fantasies and sharing partners and sharing needles, right? its just a gay problem, and its better for all of us if theyre dead anyway, so lets ignore it until it goes away

maybe not every queer man needs to be written as a polyamorous verse switch bisexual-under-the-right-circumstances only-married-for-tax-reasons-not-because-they-love-their-life-partner idk! this is a haters only area so if you dont like me hating why are you here⁉️

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

”Wdym heteronormativity fucked you up?” I went for YEARS thinking that I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry wasn’t gay. Like, I wasn’t at all concerned that a girl kissed girls. I was like “Welp that’s a weird thing to make a song about?” and moved tf on and recently I was like “… wait Katy Perry is gay? WAIT SO YOU MEAN I KISSED A GIRL WAS AN ACTUAL GAY SONG AND NOT JUST A SONG ABOUT GIRLS KISSING GIRLS FOR FUN??” 💀

And don’t even get me started on how I realised I liked girls and my first thought was “oh I like both then” WHEN I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT LIKE BOYSBSHDJWHDJWHE

[weralika]

i would also love to hear your thoughts about kandreil being codependent and toxic please and thank you 🙏

SORRY I MISSED YOUR ASK SOMEHOW!!!

so lemme begin 🙂🙂

the most dependent one is kevin, obviously, because of raven's partner system and everything. when he transferred to psu, Andrew (whether he wanted that or not) became his partner and Kevin would be so broken when Andrew starts to spend time with Neil more than not.

Andrew is angry about that!! because yes, he wanted to save that stupid boy, but he didn't know Kevin would never learn to be by himself, Andrew would never treat him with that kind of caress (I dare say) if he knew Kevin would become addicted.

so yes, Kevin is addicted

there we can imagine Kevin leaving PSU and crying in his bed with dirty sheets because he misses them so much he can't even do the chores properly (same bro)

Neil is the smartest one 🙂 he quickly realised that they have a strange kind of friendship and he knows that their tension is mutual (somehow??? he was oblivious with Andrew I know, but he just knows they like each other)

he still feels some awe when talking to Kevin because wdym KEVIN DAY is training ME??? is that a dream? wtf

so he would never cross the line!! because of Andrew he learnt the concept of consent and now he's afraid to make a mistake (he is 99% sure that Kevin wants to kiss him but that 1%)

their relationship starts when Kevin gets so jealous he almost tells them to stop flirting and fuck already (bc he knows they do fuck. he has ears, unfortunately)

he only tells them to be quiet bc he has a lot of homework and Neil strikes with "I'm not your homework, but you can do me" like maaaan wtf is that (Kevin blushes, Andrew asks if they want him to go away and then long conversation about kevin not being gay and not being in love with them)

almost instantly they become a wreck!! because Kevin needs so much attention that sometimes he tries to ignore their boundaries!! he is stupid and wants to kiss!! he feels guilty as fuck after being scolded he almost cries (sorry is it too ooc???)

he learns how to be not that demanding (imagine having 2 boyfriends and still it's not enough) and Neil tries to help him (he hugs him actually)

when they are apart, Kevin is sad as fuck but when together he is a little nervous most of the time, because he is too afraid to ruin everything (like he checks if Neil really wants to kiss him)

also this post became just my rant about Kevin but he's really terrified of being a third wheel and tries to give them time alone even if he's so hungry for their attention he has to grit his teeth after saying "I'm going for a run alone because I don't want to interrupt your crazy chemistry"

Andrew is afraid of losing them!! he thinks he's not enough for Neil and Kevin, he's not even so interested in exy and they have so much in common and he is just stupid traumatized boy who can't show affection when Kevin needs it, he's so useless that they don't even ask him about going pro anymore, they do not imagine their future together like andrew does.

they do.

Neil is just a stray kitten in a warm house who thinks he would not spend another night there :D so he tries to make the most out of their relationship! he kisses Kevin 70% times he wants to be kissed, and other 30% is Andrew or no one because they're not in the mood

it turned out not toxic or even codependent I'm sorry ☠️☠️ but I tried to describe my vision or them close (as I can) to canon, not some ugly shit I have in my brain about andrew being (a little) abusive or Neil being a fucking cheater which I am guilty of thinking about!

[kittzuxp]

Me: Hey mom i’m lesbian

Mom : ok yeah i figured

Me: alr cool. (Wtf does that mean ) oh i’m also ace

Mom: huh what does that mean

Me : so basically the watered down version is: someone who doesn’t experience sexual attraction towards others and might not want to have sex. Like. Ever

Mom: what you cant be that

Me: huh wdym

Mom: well you’re obviously too young to know! Also you might want to have sex later in life ;)) you’re just saying that because you’re like 1X you wouldn’t know.

Mom: also you consume gay media all the time there’s bound to be sex in there

Mom: additionally it doesnt make sense since you’re a lesbian

Me:?? What does being lesbian have to do with any of that

Mom : well all lesbians have sex! You cant be in a relationship without it

Me:… mom gay relationships aren’t just sex

Mom: wait what really??

Me: yeah you can feel romantic love and sexual love and platonic love and all of those are different

Me: also i can never be too young to know i dont want to have sex. Like i think people have the rigjt to do whatever they want but i just personally dont want to participate in it.

Mom: ok whatever remember that in a few years when you’ll be put of X grade and say it to me again.

Me: ok whatever

[aidyaiden]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

so like i saw this article

and i OBVIOUSLY expected to see some shit but damn....

there was good thing obviously!! (elmax, ronance, byler ofc but i have a screenshot of this one because of the description...)

BUT

EXCUSE ME WILL IS CANONICALLY GAY AND THEYRE CANONICALLY SIBLINGS!???!?

....

do i even need to say anything???

like??? theyre basically saying a (straight) girl and a (straight) boy cant be friends?? and just because steve liked robin doesnt mean she'd like him back, even if she was straight??

moving onnn.....

BYLER!!!

but obviously they had to say shit

WDYM MIGHT BE GAY AND MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON MIKE???? ITS GODDAMN CONFIRMED HE'S GAY AND IN FUCKING LOVE WITH MIKE?????

yeah cishets really fucking annoy me.

[moliathh]

i feel like we are skirting around hellsing being very obviously a fiction surrounding monsters, surrounding VAMPIRES at that! 😔 Fantasy monsters in fictions, many of times, are metaphor for marginalized groups, especially queer people.

It was not even subtle metaphors it was literally on the nose that Alucard is a genderfluid shapeshifter, you dont get any character in Hellsing more visibly queerer than that. Brought this up because i have seen people argued about the queer coding of Hellsing mostly in regards to Integra. (mostly to speak against Alucard x Integra as a ship) Why we collectively forgetting about Alucard? In many arguments I had seen many people regard Alucard as a cishet man when he is put into a relationship with Integra. There is at least at the minimum of one confirmed and canonically trans character in Hellsing and it's not even Integra. It's Alucard.

I'm not saying headcanons are wrong on the contrary i love headcanons that deviate far away from canon. But if you insist we "have to abide by canon" you should do what you practice. If you too enjoy non-canon headcanons, might as well leave other people alone with their headcanons. And if you want to take a go at "metaphors" and "undertones"? Alucard and Integra is the opposite of heteronormative, their relationship have much overlaps with queer experience. The forbidden aspect and frowned upon by society, by their own upbringings and religious institutions? Checked! Unconventional dynamic/kinks? Checked! Criticized by Christianity especially the old school Catholics? Check!!!!! 🥳🥳 I haven't even started on how monsters in fiction especially vampires are inherently queer, as they're outcasts of the community whose attraction and expression are deemed deviant and perverted, which is an experience many queer people could relate with. I know a large number of Alucard x Integra fans are queer people, because the ship itself challenged and subverted social norms. It is something we are familiar with, that's why we liked the ship. At least it was for me!

In conclusionnn! Even if you want to police other people's headcanons, you have to at the very least makes some sense! If your headcanons are just your own and even misunderstand definitions of real queer labels you cannot go around talking on us like we are enforcing the patriarchy or something 👎💔 we are gay too wdym