#obstagoon my beloved

[bleaksqueak]

my partner sent me this so I poked around at it while eating lunch and... you can't say I don't have a type. Not a pokemontype exactly, but a type nonetheless.

Moon phase lycanroc either wasn't in the dataset and was represented by sun phase or I imssed it, bc if it was there it would be in my top row. There's some others I must have either missed or were absent as well... it kept giving me sword dog too and even tho I don't care much one awy or the other about sword dog, I guess I cannot turn a puppy away.

[nwaht]

Caught in the fucking act

[re-thatrandomdude]

dark type miku....

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

Absolutely!! But not obstagoon

[ghostlightfic]

loop pokemon team? eyes? looking with my eyes loop pokemon team?

actually. whole gang pokemon team, thoughts?

hilariously enough i was already typing this but you had the misfortune to ask me directly. fucking get ready. if loop had a pokemon team they'd for sure have mimikyu. i don't think i have to explain mimikyu. honestly i think they'd mostly have ghost types. i like the idea of chandelure and yamask. again pretty self explanatory. also hisuian zoroark, for its batshit dex entry. they could have a gengar if AND ONLY IF siffrin has a clefable. for non-ghost types minior's an obvious option. maybe emolga i think they could vibe like hell with emolga. perhaps sharpedo? i do think it would be funny if sif and loop shared a pokemon but i don't know which one . maybe the emolga

the rest of my insanity going under a cut because oh dear god

i can believe in siffrin having a slightly more mixed team. clefable as mentioned to match loop's gengar (also because funny moon). perhaps pelipper (Island). also aforementioned potential shared emolga. they should have a cat. perhaps delcatty. i think it'd be fun to have a vivillon since the regional pattern would effectively be entirely unique to siffrin's assuming they got it on the island

mira's like fairy/grass to me. i think she should have a mega altaria or mega audino either work. funny whimsicott? i think she'd vibe like hell with a ribombee. she'd also vibe with meganium i think. perhaps lilligant or lurantis? her party's vibes are fucking Immaculate.

isa should get a leavanny i don't make the rules. i think he tends towards rock/ground/steel but the leavanny is key. he could hang out with an excadrill i believe this with my heart. shiny nidoking for trans rights? i believe in lycanroc but i don't know if it'd be midday or dusk. probably midday. i think he'd have the world's chillest ursaring

odile gets mainly psychic/ice it's just her energy to me. i feel like she'd roll with an aurorus. i think she could have a froslass and they would have girlboss solidarity. perhaps gothitelle i think they'd vibe. i think it'd be a little insanely funny if she had a hatterene because if that thing wasn't evolved it would've mauled siffrin and loop to death so quickly. i also think it'd be funny to throw something like an obstagoon or a krookodile in there just to really keep them guessing

Bonnie My Love... they'd have swirlix for sure. i think they should have some manner of cute little bug like a spinarak or a joltik. it just feels right. hisuian growlithe could be a slay. i could believe in something like a torchic. i know its basic but i think theyd have fun with a riolu. the puncher. i think it'd be fun if they had a pancham and nille had a pangoro

SURPRISE NILLE. nille has the aforementioned pangoro. i think it'd be wonderful if the pans were also siblings. she'd have primarily fighting i think. she would get along with breloom i believe this in my heart. i think it'd be pretty fitting for her to have a bewear. perhaps hakamo-o (she would not have high enough levels for a kommo-o LMAO). i think she'd like zangoose because she'd think it's fucking awesome (she's right). i think it'd be nice if she had like a minccino friend to help out with chores. i literally feel so bad for nille she can have a beloved rodent who helps keep the house clean

[fndmtrsh-artdump]

Really like how this one came out, it’s one i might redo to get the spiky-poison thing to be more realistic, but still, he’s a stingy butterfly-badger-thing and i love him.

I’m learning about a lot of new Pokemon through this, but Obstagoon is my beloved now. his name, his looks, omg

Anyway, Beautifly x Obstagoon

[zeraphiimm]

oh my god it’s sexatron my beloved sexatron. he’s back. anyways has sexatron ever had a relationship and if so how did that go

Such a good ask, thank you for asking. Sexatron is always here as he is an extension of me... he is a part of me, while also being his own guy. He's in all our hearts all the time. ❤

Well...hmmm... Sexatron does not have any canon lovers or relationships... right now. ☝️they're mostly nameless, one-off guys I think about one time and never again. Maybe an Obstagoon guy... maybe some Spectrier person... and that one Goodra who was his mcdonalds cashier exactly 1once... Who knows. Relationships with Sexatron are a Solar System of people coming into his life. Sometimes it's him dating someone new, going out with a long time boyfriend, some guy hes just hooking up with for the night, etc etc, and its all probably happening within about a week. Everyone knows about his non exclusivity so it's nothing shady. he just loves getting to love so many people n have them love back in their own little ways.

A romantic relationship with Sexatron would be so. Annoying. coming from him. Hes such a ditzy flirt and its all like.. a classic silly gothic vampire love story + cheesy retro diner trope. Ouughh my lover of EVIL please accept this rose from my mouth and we will ride in the moonlight with my 1969 black mustang convertible. Ok. let's listen to blondie on the radio now.

If someone were to just want to be his friend they'd have to withstand his idiocy and then you have a good chance of being besties. He gets along good with shy types of people and introverts. He's very huggy and personal with friends and very very loyal. You Have to be prepared to be friends with this guy forever if you ever talk to him.

[grimmssnarl]

** Pokémon Trading Card Game Deck List ** ##Pokémon - 23 * 1 Absol ASR 97 * 1 Galarian Zigzagoon SSH 117 * 1 Galarian Zigzagoon CPA 35 * 1 Galarian Zigzagoon FST 159 * 1 Grimmsnarl V PR-SW 57 * 1 Impidimp RCL 123 * 1 Impidimp FST 176 * 1 Impidimp BRS 92 * 2 Galarian Linoone SSH 118 * 1 Galarian Linoone CPA 36 * 3 Morgrem FST 177 * 1 Morgrem BRS 93 * 3 Galarian Obstagoon FST 161 * 1 Grimmsnarl RCL 125 * 2 Grimmsnarl FST 178 * 1 Grimmsnarl BRS 94 * 1 Grimmsnarl VMAX DAA 115 ##Trainer Cards - 24 * 4 Great Ball BKP 100 * 1 Dark Patch ASR 139 * 1 Evolution Incense SSH 163 * 1 Giovanni's Scheme BKT 138 * 1 Professor's Letter BKT 146 * 4 Piers CPA 58 * 1 Cheryl BST 123 * 1 Team Flare Grunt XY 129 * 2 Energy Retrieval PRC 126 * 1 Evosoda XY 116 * 1 Pokémon Center Lady FLF 93 * 1 Max Revive XY 120 * 2 Rocky Helmet BCR 133 * 1 Muscle Band XY 121 * 2 Level Ball NXD 89 ##Energy - 13 * 10 Darkness Energy SWSHEnergy 7 * 1 Darkness Energy UD 79 * 2 Hiding {D} Energy DAA 175 Total Cards - 60

whew. hi everyone this is my beloved grimmsnarl deck. im saving it here for when tcg live beomes a thing

[fountainihili]

FRIENDLOCKE VIOLET SPOILERS BELOW

i just. i need to talk about this.

fuck. what the fuck. mikey’s performances on friendlockes have been so fucking bombastic and show-stealing and this is no exception. annihilape is one of my favorite pokemon. they were one level away from evolving YOU HAD THE FUCKING RATE CANDIES WHATDBNFN and the squirrel got him. RHE SQUIRREL. BY C O U N T E R. here’s a fun fact- my first ever nuzlocke had my beloved heracross, truck, die to an obstagoon’s counter. that bastard lived on one hp and ripped my silly little beetle to shreds. my run barely made it after that, holy shit. fuck counter.

i don’t do these long posts like this but, holy shit! there are Many Emotions at play here and i need to get em outta here!

[leaderlynx-official]

#2 - nidoking

gym advice: Though nidoqueen and nidoking are my beloved, they are sent out early, depending on the gender of the opponent.

Just a generic doodle of my nidoking.

information: Easily one of the most rowdy Pokemon I have tried to study. Unlike nidoqueen, these males are socially solitary and aggressive. They are not completely alone, with a mix of nidos in various stages living in a top nidoking's territory. The social hierarchy is very complex.

While nidoking has established territory, nidoqueen without young (and her nidorina posse) are nomadic and spend time traveling between nidoking's territories. The nidoking will allow subordinant nidorinos to live in his territory, as they do not breed until they establish their own space. Something I find enjoyable is that a nidoking will often join nidorino in digging for moon stones, completely unnecessary for the individual and seemingly to help promote his subordinates.

The dominant males are often in conflict with each other, brawling repeatedly over years until their armor is shredded. This instinct is so strong they have been observed throwing down with any Pokemon in their size range. (Kanto observations: exeggutor, dragonite) (Galar observations : snorlax, conkeldurr, obstagoon)

Personally I find them a delightful challenge, training consists of taming and socializing over power building.

catching advice: PLEASE educate yourself on seasonal behaviors of nidoking in your region to avoid being harmed or catching an aggressive individual. Look for any area with damaged rocks and trees, and then follow flattened plants. Nidoqueen and nidorina nearby are a good sign. Do not try a quickball, it is going to charge when you move. Approach with a pokemon out and inflict a status effect like paralysis, sleep, or freezing and use your choice of pokeball.

[decepticon-nerd]

My problem with Pokémon right now is that most of these past generations (SwSh, BDSP, and now SV) have been hyped up to the degree of making you want to shell out between $60.00-$120.00 USD but have come out quite lackluster, but by the time you find that out, Pokémon, Game freak, Nintendo, whoever the hell owns it now. They've already made that money.

I'm gonna gripe about them and this is my personal opinion. I will state now that I am a long time fan of Pokémon; the first game I played was Gold and the first game I bought for myself was Diamond. I am old enough to remember when Black and White 1 had commercials on TV (which is saying something because my memory is atrocious) and I've played at least one game from every generation.

In other words my post is probably gonna be biased.

I had some fun playing Sword and Shield. The plot was decent enough to keep me interested, as were the cool designs of a handful of new Pokémon. Snom, Obstagoon, and Corviknight are my favorites from that generation, probably. The starters are all lackluster and I usually shove them in my box after catching something else. And in terms of designs, can someone please tell me what the fuck Pokémon was thinking when they made Swordward and Shieldbert?

The wild area we were promised wasn't as expansive as we thought, the weather feature was weird as heck, the render distance was abysmal. So they release a DLC for the Isle of Armor and the Crown Tundra. Genuinely love the DLC and how much more you can explore. I don't remember how much the DLC was, but it was like.. $30.00 USD or something to get both of them.

The DLC gave us back one beloved feature that the game devs have failed to provide since Gen 4. Pokémon could walk with us again. You could only walk with them on the Isle or in the Tundra, though. I essentially payed $30.00 for one of my favorite features and said feature ran like shit. My Golisopod walked at a treacherously low speed and I outpaced it by walking. Not to speak of your faster Pokémon that sprinted at you with malicious intent every five seconds if you didn't outpace it.

I don't remember if Let's Go Eevee/Pikachu came out before or after this, but the feature worked perfectly in those games (to my knowledge; it's been a while!) Unless your Pokémon got stuck on something.

The plot of Sword and Shield was kept hidden from us really until the very end. The "big bad team" we got were insignificant flies that tried to trip us up every step of the way. And the Team Yell admin was literally just another gym challenger. I love Marnie and I love Piers but I don't think Team Yell was plot relevant, just extremely annoying.

The games going oh here's this evil team leader BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE started in Sun and Moon but I think it worked there purely because that was new. It was new, it was unique, it was done well, and Guzma got to call us idiots. They keep trying to do that now in different ways and it just doesn't hit for me. I want to go back to one super bad team (or two, in an Aqua Magma scenario) where they try to bring back an ancient deity and everything goes to shit. That's what Pokémon was.

BDSP was literally a copy paste of the file data from DP because there's apparently a bug present in BDSP that was patched in Platinum. Also, it's apparently super easy to a void glitch now, and you can fly on a surfing bidoof. And you can soft lock yourself in the ice gym. There's so many other bugs but those are the ones I remember.

My biggest gripes about the game are the fact that I payed double now what I did for the originals in the past for what was essentially the exact same thing with a few extra bells and whistles (and bugs), and whatever the fuck this was supposed to be.

Garchomp is supposed to be intimidating, and I guess from an in game view that would be, but I just stared at it going what the fuck did they do to him. He's t-posing. At least he keeps up with the player I guess. Not to mention all the models are miniscule. Rayquaza looks like a worm following the player.

And speaking of intimidating, what in god's name did they do to Cyrus.

I'm supposed to be intimidated by this emotionless man but he looks like a chew toy.

I love Diamond and Pearl. I hate having to tear a remake of it down like this. My disappointment was immeasurable, to be sure. I waited so long for a remake and we got this joke. Nothing changed. Yeah the underground is bigger, but what about the special gimmicks? No mega evolution, no dynamax?

And I don't think anyone has really talked about it because we immediately got Legends Arceus out and I will say right now I have put an ungodly amount of hours into that game and still haven't beaten it because Munchlax fucking sucks to find. I know where to find it, it just hates me. Yeah the Pokémon don't follow you, but that's probably preferable to them not being able to keep up. My favorite things about the game were that Pokémon actually got near each other in battle to hit each other, and that to could spam Pokéballs and not fight. Pokémon felt like a proper threat. You had to dodge them to stay alive.

It felt like a proper Pokémon game again, with one bad guy (in this case Volo) trying to end the world just so he can see God because he's too much a fangirl. The game revamped old characters, brought back a familiar face (Ingo my beloved) and gave us a plot worth fighting for. I tell you I squealed when the player got exiled and I was immediately brought back to PMD. Sure there were the bandit sisters, and again, the devs led us to believe they were the bad guys in advertising but they were just stupid pests that had no idea what they were doing.

My favorite things were immediately taken away in Scarlet and Violet. Yeah it's an open world. It's expansive. It's fun. Pokémon still run at you. I can't jump out of the way anymore, I have hop on my bike god and drive away. You can sneak, but what's the point when you have to battle the Pokémon to catch it anyway? Pokémon are practicing social distancing again, apparently. The sprites don't get near each other to attack anymore.

And the designs oh God the designs.

Dunsparse can evolve! He just gets longer and gets a pointier chin. What's Pawmi evolve into? Oh, it just stands up and gets anime hair. Speaking of anime hair, Primape apparently cosplays Dragon Ball Z when it dies. Lechonk was cute, I bet it evolves into something cool. Nope, just a slightly bigger pig with mascara. The pseudo-legendary is a joke among Gods. Cetoddle is cute, and Cetitan would be cool if it's mouth wasn't above its eyes. Love the fact that we have a mimic now. You need 999 gold coins to evolve it into a Dammit Doll. Half the Pokémon have a plastic face glued on a round orb of a head with zero protruding facial features like, I don't know, a snout or a nose? There's a flamingo that's just a flamingo, nothing special about it. Also we apparently get to fight literal cars and engines now! Have we reached the point of Pokémon Gun?

Not to mention that Pokémon following is back! It sucks again. Lots of Pokémon can't keep up with the player or Miraidon (I have Violet.) Meowscarada apparently has the zoomies and might be the exception.

SV: How many technical issues do you want us to have

Game Devs: Yes

They're also doing the misleading bad guy plot again and I can't tell if I should trust Turo or not. I haven't even physically met him in game yet.

The game has potential. I am just so unbelievably disappointed that the devs hid the pathetic Pokémon they were creating until leaks came out. I didn't think half the leaks were real, they all looked so farfetched. My team has ended up comprised almost entirely of old Pokémon that I treasure. That being said, all of them were hard to find so I basically played the entire game with just Meowscarada (because I've found that I don't hate it that much in motion) and Talonflame. My favorite Pokémon Absol isn't even in the game. I doubt we're ever getting the Nat Dex back, which means I can't play with all my old Pokémon friends together anymore.

I don't know how many more new Pokémon games I'm going to play. I feel like I've been let down too many times recently. I'm almost done with Violet, I think, because I never do the dex anyway. I'll catch my version exclusives and give them to my friends but when I beat the game I can't say if I'll pick it up again or not. And if I do, it might be solely so I can watch what's his name heal his dog with herbs again.

[mothlover69]

☁️ 🎠 🍭 ~ rebeccaselfships

Hi Rebecca! Thanks for the ask! 💙💙 I’m gonna answer for my beloved Piers :3

☁️ - whats your nighttime routine? is it easy for you guys to fall asleep or does it take awhile? do you have anything you do before bed, like reading or journaling?

It’s another case where we both have insomnia and can have trouble sleeping. Luckily we’ve found a few things that can help us fall asleep, medication wise. Sometimes when he’s especially having trouble, he either goes to check on Marnie, or if she’s not there, he’ll send her a text checking up on her, because a lot of the times it’s his worries about her that keep him up. I try to remind him that she is a highly capable trainer and she’s gonna be just fine, but to be honest, I worry about her, too.

🎠- what do you do for leisure/entertainment? do you go places, play games together, or simply watch a movie nd cuddle?

Pokemon battles, training our pokemon together, or just spending time with our pokemon. My gengar and his obstagoon are the best of friends and we love watching them interact together. We like to find things to do around Spikemuth, or sometimes we’ll head to other places around Galar to hang out, maybe grab a bite to eat. Oh, and we play music together, of course. He sings, I scream, our pokemon got the instruments

🍭- who has the sweet tooth?

Me, I love sweets, especially chocolate. He likes them, too, but he usually reaches for a more salty snack

[ichigo-mxmomiya]

Ranboo Pokémon team! (Pt.2)

Galar team!

Shiny inteleon (starter)

Espeon (Ace)

Lowkey form Toxitricity

Meowstic (female)

Obstagoon

Drakloak

I tried to get pics from the anime (main problems were obv the shinies, Obstagoon, Drakloak and cofagrigus on the last post lol) also imo I don’t think Ranboo would battle with either of his teams but he def has some strong ones!

[oars]

i love trans pokemon

[golisopod-mutual]

My love for golisopod and my love for guzma are separate entities entirely but it IS very on-brand for someone w a golisopod url to be a big ol guzma fan lol

[leopardsealz-remaking]

ive never played any pkmn game ever but sometimes i get v emotional abt the pkmn themselves (n also the swsh humans)