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Ballarat drivers are quite bad, for sure, but it's mostly just a general lack of interest or skill. The only real peculiarity to set them apart is the fact that, despite the overwhelming number of roundabouts in Ballarat, none of the drivers ever seem to have faced one before, rushing up to meet each one as if it were an intersection with Give Way signs at every other entrance, and only stopping if it becomes blindingly obvious that such a headlong rush will get them immediately obliterated.
Melbourne drivers, on the other hand, are bad in a way that demonstrates some level of skill. The thing is that they take any trace of hesitation or uncertainty as either a submissive act or a hostile one, depending on whether they can just blow past you, or are stuck waiting for you while you take a fraction of a second to check who has right of way here.
Drivers in New South Wales are right at the other end of the scale. Many of them seem like they've never seen a car before - certainly they have no familiarity with indicators, or lane markers, or speed limits. DEFINITELY not speed limits. And they really don't seem like they're having a good time.
This lack of skill is very slightly alleviated around Sydney, though, because Sydney drivers at least know about something - they know about tailgating. Unfortunately, they haven't heard that it's a bad thing, so given half a chance, a Sydney driver will rush right up behind you, tootling their horn and flashing their headlights to demonstrate all they've learned. Sweet, in its way.
Anyway, that's how my trip up the coast went. And if I never have to drive again, it'll be too soon.
#this doesn't even get into the more specific Driving Sins#like the lady who was resolutely driving 5-10 ks below the limit...except if anyone tried to overtake#at which point she would accelerate to the speed limit or just above in a desperate attempt not to be passed#obnoxious as hell
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Hi, yes, who decided when making humans that we should be able to accidentally move our ulnar nerve out of place?
#ya boy likely has cubital tunnel syndrome and it is#obnoxious as Hell#I need to go to a doctor to get it checked out but for now I just get to worry#I probably won't need to get surgery but afaik if i do it should be fine
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"UHM DO PEOPLE VOTING FOR ALISON BECHDEL'S ICONIC WORK NOT REALIZE HOW INFLUENTIAL HOMESTUCK WAS FOR TRANS PEOPLE???" i am not affiliated with you.
#the tmes who've never been outside and never actually engaged in historical gay art have logged in :|#im sorry but no the racist and creepy webcomic that threw around the r word like it owed it money didn't influence me at all#you know cis ppl are into that shit too right? and trans ppl who've literally never even heard of this fringe ass shit exist right. right?#obnoxious as hell#hades.txt
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in 2024 i want to see more songs sung in t voices, more grown-out t scruff, more hairy tits and top surgery scars, more gay sex involving t dicks and pussies, more cutting each other’s hair when the hairdressers can’t get it right, more helping each other with t shots and sharing extra bottles of t gel, more passing down binders and post-surgery pillows like family heirlooms, more crackly laughs and excited voices that don’t know how loud they are now, more proudly showing off phallo scars like we show off top surgery scars, more teaching each other how to shave and tie a tie and all the other things our dads didn’t teach us, more sheer shirts over post-op chests, more skirts and short shorts on hairy legs, more moving the fuck out instead of living with transphobic parents, more breaking up with partners that wanted girlfriends not boyfriends, more pregnant dads, more twinks turned into otters and bears by t, more scars and binders on the beach, more romanticization of t dicks and meta dicks and phallo dicks, more rage and resistance against anyone who would try to rob us of our history or our ancestors, more pride in complex manhoods and queer masculinities, more getting louder every time someone tells us to shut up about the things that are important to us, more searching for transmasculinity in every piece of media and injecting it into anything that failed to consider us, more cuntboys and boygirls and transfags and butch dudes and transsexual men, more jumping headfirst into masculinizing transitions, more delighted reactions to realizing “holy shit i think i’m actually a guy”, more trans manhood and transmasculinity as force of nature and fundamental truth and fact of life that cannot under any circumstances be ignored.
#getting all my new years posting in now that the new years weekend from hell is over#i’ve had. a Time y’all. life always picks the worst moments to be like ‘think fast!’ and chuck something earth shattering in your face#but ANYWAY. let’s make 2024 the most aggressively obnoxiously joyfully transmasc year ever#trans man positivity#transmasc positivity#testosterone positivity#trans positivity#trans men#transmascs
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finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#the kids are here too but i aint taggin them vaeLKEVJKLJ#snap sketches#posting this now and not obsessing over the details i need to SLEEP#please click/tap and zoom to read anything im sorry theres so much dialogue#i thought i was gonna finish this sooner but i went grocery shopping with my bro today and that took longer than expected !!!!#ALSO CHAT. if youre up to date on My Lore via my tags ... my prof's lettin me submit my assignment ... life's so good...#speaking of life being good i was giggling like stupid while drawing this . i named it 'this is stupid' and i stand by that#this is so unserious im gonna make myself throw up ITS SO CORNY i make myself sick with what i draw <- will continue to do this#only god knows if this is even how that power of his works i just saw an opportunity and ran with it#the trick here is he doesnt even have to use any 'power' he can just do that to charles by default#however im making them be obnoxious about it. i am making them obnoxious over dramatic grandpas because i can#my only crime is loving the utter cheese and corniness of the 60s comics like God. anyways bye !!!!!!!#maybe one day ill finish that other comic i sketched for this weekend but i fear i wont have time to so next weekend me thinks ....#for now i hope you all enjoy this. goofy as hell nonsense jLAKJVEKLVJ
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SO 🙏 MUCH 🙏 FEELS 🙏 AND 🙏 YELLING 🙏
#twisted wonderland#twst chap 7 spoilers#twst spoilers#twisted wonderland spoilers#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#I yelled so much at MukiMukiEpel that I forgot to take a screen LOL#PomFam#Are we gonna go back through EACH PREVIOUS CHAPTER??#And wake up all the NRC people to beat the hell out of Malleus??#(and resolve Overblot therapy)#cause that would be FREAKING AWESOME#OMG THIS ONE WAS FABULOUS#POMFAM FTW#They’re truly the best dorm aaaaaaa#EPEL YOU GREW SO MUCH AND BEAUTIFULLY#I’M SO PROUD OF YOU LITTLE APPLE#ROOK#DAMN ROOK#WISHING FOR NEIGE AND VIL BEING BBF#DIIDFJFJDJD DUDE#WE SEE YOU#AND WHERE IS THAT OBNOXIOUS ACTOR VIL SSR?#I WANT HIM AAAAA#[inhales]#I need to lay on the cold floor and gather my scattered feelings
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Get Booped Idiots (lovingly) - with some Team Fortress 2 arts!
My Main Fellas Scout n' Solly + some doodles as I work to figure out how to draw these dudes simply.
#Im trying so hard to get better with demo cause I love him but it hasn't clicked yet#Scout's stupid dialogue:#DIDJA SEE THAT? A COURSE YA DID THAT WAS FRIKIN AMAZIN' I JUST CAME UP AND BOOM BLEW HIS FACE OFF - I'M A FRIKIN' FORCE-A-NATURE YOU GUYS S#BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH#god bless whatever the hell soldier has going on#I am the most obnoxious scout so sorry if you play with me#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 pyro#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#weevmo
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YOU'RE CHALLENGED BY.... some weirdo who's about to explain the entire fnaf lore to you.
Younger me's mask and outfit based loosely on sona from when i was like 14. Shuppet/Banette for my beloved stuffed animal I've had all my life and Porygon for me having very much grown up online, for better or worse!
#porygon#shuppet#banette#pokemon starter selfie#boxes sona#box art#the Current Me outfit is just supposed to look obnoxious as hell i put no further thought into it
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y'all have eventually got to realize that kunikida's temper and attentiveness to his schedule aren't callousness, they're coping mechanisms. right. y'all have to eventually figure out that much over seasons + tens of chapters of him being so tender it would snap him in two if not for the order he's constructed around himself. y'all will inevitably pick up on that with how he approaches dazai and kyouka, especially, right? surely.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd kunikida#part of why studio bones adapted osamu dazai's entrance exam the way they did was to contextualize kunikida ahead of his reaction to kyouka#which is why it's so obnoxious that y'all get so stuck on atsushi being there#when the point is that it's because kunikida cares so much for atsushi that he's so hard on him regarding kyouka#atsushi is a spectre in kunikida's would be past because kunikida's past is a spectre in his relationship with atsushi#multimedia storytelling is SO good for things like this#but this post isnt about that#it's about how i still cant understand how people think kunikida is callous towards dazai#when he adores dazai so much that he intensively drills into atsushi the protocol should dazai ever actually nearly succeed in his attempts#dazai scares the hell out of kunikida#but kunikida cant let himself be rendered ineffective because of that so he constructs a version of it he knows what to do with#without freezing up#idk i just love kunikida#that's my man
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familiar!au thoughts:
i've been mentally handwaving all of dipper's reincarnations having the same names, bc it would just be confusing to read, if they didn't (and bc tbh i feel like bill would just ignore it anyway, lmao. this is pine tree! that's all that matters. what, is bill supposed to remember whatever dumb new thing his mortal parents have named him every lifetime?)
HOWEVER, a funny alternative- do you think, after bill & dipper have gained enough notoriety for dipper to be recognized as a Big Heroic Demon Hunter, there's a sudden spike in people naming their kids "mason", and/or "dipper" becomes a new & notable given name?? are there magical families out there naming their baby boys mason or dipper, in the hope that they'll grow up to be powerful practitioners, or that they'll be especially resistant to demonic temptation? (lol. lmao, even.)
second: imagine familiar-verse's pop culture landscape once enough time has passed that bill & his mortal have passed into legend. 😭 what do you think it's like to be a teenager growing up in the Between Times, when there's mythologized history, daytime TV dramas, and bad historical romance novels about these two?
do you think there's like, tiktoks about how to tell if you're regaining past memories in dreams, of your time as bill's mortal? IG reels of kids who have Wildly misunderstood the situation, w/ captions like "13th bday, i think my birthmark is finally starting to come in?!! 🤯😱 #ChosenMortal #BeastWithOneEye #WelcomeBackDipper" and the comments are full of people going "bestie that is a rash, please go to the doctor 🙏😭"
Thank you for accepting my handwaving of Dipper's name in the reincarnations! A majority is of course the readability and understanding it's the same guy, but bit of it is 'I don't wanna come up with new names for each one'. I also agree with 'Mason' and 'Dipper' becoming much more common after Dipper's first life! Turns out he made quite the impression. That'll happen when you're a clever guy with the full power of Bill Cipher behind your spellcraft. God, though. The cultural phenomenon behind this weird Demon Bond. With how little information the public has on how things went down, imagine all the fictional interpretations. Dramas, of course. Soap operas, even! Horror movies! Tons of different versions of what happened! Of course there's tweens daydreaming about being next, it's a Pretty Cool Thing to happen to someone - if you don't know Bill very well. I will also take your rash story and invite another possibility - A Dipper who thinks he's totally gotten away scot-free from any involvement with Bill. After all, he doesn't have the birthmark.
Only to wake up one day, wash his face at the sink, and look up to see the damn birthmark plastered right on his forehead.
#answers#People don't look past looks I'm afraid#So when they see a very handsome man who is also a demon they'll immediately leap to So Cool#Bill's voted a total hottie hearthrob in all the teen mags#But as we all know. In truth Bill is obnoxious.#Canonically too annoying for Hell#Only Dipper knows the truth and god help him he loves this evil bastard anyway#Sometimes he wonders how he got such terrible taste in men#But it's much too late. Got a red string of fate and it's tied to a triangle#He'll never escape now and he doesn't even want to
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i'm glad that the leaker is currently refusing to give any information on future projects. game freak taking so long to give us this information is an incredibly good sign and it would suck so much if when they finally did choose to reveal it, this guy stole their thunder. i don't trust this guy not to spread it closer to release, or for the info to not fall into the hands of people without the same reservations, but for now this is the one thing i'll give the hacker.
#“oh boy that asshole khu is so annoying can we please have a leak cycle without him”#*monkey's paw curls*#*malicious hacker with questionable morals appears*#it is gonna get obnoxious as HELL in a few months let me tell you#and i am scared as hell how the gaia and synapse stuff is gonna play out now#uggh#pokemon#pokemon leak#pokemon leaks#pokemon teraleak#koolmathgames.com
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#my art#project moon#limbus company#lcb dongbaek#style mimicry is hard and simple styles are even more deceptively difficult to replicate#i like how these turned out and it was fun in the end though#shading the hair is the hardest part i just kind of put shadows where ever and hoped it looked good enough#edit: it's kind of late but... new watermarks because im moderately paranoid#sorry to obnoxiously watermark these in a kind of ugly way + the noise filter but also at the same time im not#reminder to always visibly credit your icon art and ask permission if the artist asks you to#i hope anyone who uses uncredited art goes to hell no matter what#fanart
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A grumpy lil guy! Where's he being grumpy today?
#someone take the lasso tool away from me#i jst thought this one really was perfect to just. stick him in images#also obsessed with his stupid lil ties. theyre so obnoxious here. his thighhhhh. HIS THIGH#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#transparent#as ever: im makin these for fun but feel free to use him if u want! take my guy on an adventure#if you want the original quality one just drop me a message! i had to compress this to high hell to get tumblr to take it#even though this started out smaller than the last one did#but its a known issue apparently :/
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"still havent slept yet but thats alright thats for another day!" the man says about to fall off his feet from sleep deprivation
folks this is what peak tboy swag is you may run from it you may hide from it you may even scream but thems the breaks
the tuck, swipe and the readjust hes preforming at a level quite frankly unheard of. fear him.
WPLG Local 10 | 6.25.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#return of visual ccs because there isnt an obnoxious banner obscuring the bottom that makes it hard to read 🫡#you know i cant say matthew tkachuk causing me gender envy is a thing i could have forseen and yet#happy pride month?#yeah i dont know either i cant control the gender it does what it wants to do#and if that means whatever the hell is on my screen then yeah it tracks#anyways calling south florida home OH GOD#WELLED UP THE TEARS IN ME
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it's hard being a special that naturally fleshes out yata's character from ok to absolutely wonderful, gives all 5 of the core cast something to do and each their own fair chance to shine, has 'it's called a strategic retreat' and 'kill him and he still won't die,' AND has the sandwich arc, and yet prison of the past doesn't even stop there, because it also has
#LET'S GO JOE! LET'S GO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sorry other jigen exes. you just aren't joe. except that p3 guy i liked him too BUT HE STILL WAS NOT QUITE JOE!!#HE'S VERY MUCH THE FRIENDLIEST JIGEN EX HIS ONLY CRIME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AS HELL AND ANNOYING. WHICH IS A WIN BC IT MAKES HIM FUN TO WATCH#lupin iii#cherry talk
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The absolute slay David is serving at every turn...
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#evening standard theatre awards 2023#god i wish Michael was there#obnoxiously showing off David on his arm#and David preening vigorously in response#he would wouldn't he#holy fucking hell this is A Look#seriously the amount of Bi Energy he exudes in this#far too much attractiveness in one person#the entire lack of heterosexuality in that blazer is killing me#amazing#the androgynous beauty of David Tennant
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