#obligatory edwin tag because i’m manifesting

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I’ve just made the realization that Dead Boy Detectives can’t be an infinitely long show because actors do, in fact, age and get older, and dead boys don’t.

It is a sad day

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I need people to write more fanfics for Edwin and the Cat King, there are not nearly enough and I am in love with them.

Only slightly obsessed

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Omg yes I love him 😭❤️❤️

As a massive cat person, I love how the Cat King is literally just the natural result of a cat taking human form. He's fickle. He's finicky. He changes his mind a lot. He's moody. He self sabotages almost immediately by putting the bracelet on Edwin when Edwin is clearly digging him, too. He correctly understands that he's cute and funny and will use it to get his way. He wants to terrorize the bird (Monty the Crow.) He's manipulative. He's dramatic. He has a weird but oddly consistent and charming sense of humor. He's a little problematic but in a fun, chill way. He likes one (1) person and all of the non-Edwins are just weird and unwanted. He hates trees. He's impulsive. I love him for being a cat.

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He’s so funny and iconic

still not over cat kings “142?? omg youre WAYYYY off HA 142 could you imagine lmao pls u might as well give up now pft” and it was literally just off by 4

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Choking is always sexy if you’re in the right mood

So he likes to be choked during sex??!!

[atitanbitch]

They don’t need a dog, they have a cat king

All that needs to happen is Edwin needs to accept it

PLEASE IM BEGGING

They are so mystery gang coded, someone get these kids a dog

[atitanbitch]

He would 😭

edwin would 100% die from reading niko's manga collection.

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(This except it’s a human cat and an actual human cat)

Im projecting, don’t mind me

dog energy + cat energy but with charles & edwin

{insp}

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Dad with the real questions!!!!

My dad is watching Dead Boy Detectives and he’s asking the real questions.

“What does the uptight guy have that is bringing all of those other guys to him? Is that rizz? Sabrina is that what rizz is? Does that kid have the rizz?”

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Absolutely lmaooo and they always win the haters over

(Please let the Cat King win Edwin over I want them so bad please please please)

Convinced the Cat King was so in to Edwin because cats always gravitate to the person least likely to pet them. You have crippling allergies and might die if I touch you? You’re my favorite. You’re a repressed little Victorian boy who flinches if I show you the slightest affection? Obsessed.

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I liked this after my first watch, but I’m on my first rewatch now and I had to go back to find this post so I could reblog

BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE 😭 IT REALLY TRULY DOES GET SLUTTIER EVERY TIME HE THINKS ABOUT HIM HAHAHA

It starts with just him leaning in and winking, then he adds a lip lick, then Edwin’s checking his whole body out. He’s so gay and it’s hilarious- I need them

Dead Boy Detectives | 1.02 - "The Case of the Dandelion Shrine"

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[atitanbitch]

Hahahaha what a loser, thinking he was good enough for Edwin when he has The Cat King chasing after him ahhahahah

[atitanbitch]

PLEASE WATCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES I NEED SEASON TWO

How to prevent Netflix from cancelling Dead boy detectives? I'm already attached to this series, it will be a pity if another good show just gonna be cancelled after first season

Tell everyone you know, in real life and online, to watch it. Word of mouth is incredibly effective. Be an evangelist for the show.

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PLEASE 😭

Niko : Do you want kiss the Cat King ?

Edwin : Absolutely not.

Also Edwin :

[atitanbitch]

Please :(

GO WATCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES!!!!!