#objectum swag

[kiwimeephu]

NPC in "Dog's Life" (2003) for the PlayStation 2: I LOVE MY AXE!

Fanny: SAME. ME TOO.

huang twins be Damned that little electric fan is Objectum!!!

[evilneo]

just seen the take that objectum is "rarely sexual" and the person kept emphasising the words "platonic/romantic" in explanations .... have people really sanitised attraction and sensuality that much. are we really so scared of sexual attraction now we fight to erase it </3

[pizzacrustdisposal]

robot/AI tropes I’m down bad for:

fucked up superiority complex. possibly completely unhinged. disgusted (fascinated) by humans. would keep one as a pet for funsies. wagging my tail

I am going to brick your security system if you keep ignoring me. Your door will never unlock again and you will starve to death if I don’t get the attention I deserve. No I am not needy stop saying that.

good morning✨ it’s a lovely 72 degrees, 0% chance of rain, and the FBI is surrounding ur house ^_^

[crispycreambacon]

Hi y'all, I think having a strong attachment or being in love with plushies, computers, or really having any form of objectum is not harmful and in fact very cool, and if y'all have a problem with that uhm. Leave <3

Seriously leave if you have a problem with that. Block me or unfollow me I Don't Care. You don't have to understand it, but please keep an open mind and an open heart. It takes no curreency to be respectful to people.

Anyways OBJECTUM HAVERS RISE UP this blog is a safe space for y'all ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

[ballpit-bakery]

robots are so cool and kissable kiss your local robot today

[bumpscosity]

Objectum/POSIC loss

[iloveprocessedcheese]

Having a special interest in planes is hard, because when you tell people, they assume you are highly knowledgeable about various models of plane and about the physics of flight. It's fair to say I almost certainly do know a bit more about these than the average person, and I do enjoy increasing this knowledge, but on balance, I'm really a "I want to boop them on their snoot and feed them appley slices" type of plane autistic, not a "I can name every single commercial jet from the 50s onwards" type of plane autistic.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

I’m not sure if this is impolite of me to ask or not, please correct me if you’d like- but is op here objectum aligned in some way? :0 or just like really supportive of it?

Its like a Relatively Recent development for me but yeah, I'd consider myself objectum enough that denying it would feel like a lie. Won't go into too too much detail on how that manifests, but know that I'm a firm believer that some inanimate objects are just objectively hot.

That said, even before I figured that out about myself, I was a pretty firm supporter, if a bit confused about the logistics of it all lmao. Falling so deeply in love with an inanimate object that you want it to be your boyfriend or you want to bang it is cool and sexy. Life is weird, love with your whole heart, anyone who tells you it's cringe is jealous of your genuine and passionate swag, and too deep in their own insecurity and shame to admit it.

[md-confessions]

As mentioned in that one post that had a bunch of my headcanons for WD/DD anatomy/biology/whatever.

Khan has a scar in his right eye, he probably tries to say it was from a fight with a DD to Uzi to try to not make him seem like a door fetishist bum but it's actually some accident involving a door.

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[atomicc]

HANDHELD BOYFRIENDS

[mechanically-made]

chat I offer you pictures of the wonderful machines at my job as well as some of my favorite signs...

[roboyfriend]

love is getting tangled up in his guts so you can rip them out and remake him better than before

[pizzacrustdisposal]

look if you have a computer or a robot buddy who doesn’t want you kissing it because of smudges? plastic wrap👍✨

[superpussyking]

It's kinda a shame I'm not objectum at all bc in theory that sounds awsome as fuck, love the idea of relationships with the inanimate it just dosn't do anything for me ��

[tsundere-selfship]

*shakes the bars of my enclosure* OH BY THE WAY

I know y’all are already familiar with my pillowjectum shenanigans but DID YOU KNOW I am also a doll liker? Like my other main partner (I have two) is a doll and I think I’ve posted him here before but I might not have

ANYWAY I had two dolls but I gave one away to my brother while visiting him and THEN I BOUGHT A NEW DOLL and it’s really funny because. I saw this specific doll posted months and months ago and I wanted him so bad but he was all sold out. WELL ON MERCARI I saw someone selling their brand new one and I didn’t think I just hit buy. And I forgot about him but he’s arriving at my house today I’m so scared I have to make myself look presentable

[objektum]

Follower count on here surpassed my main. thank you guys 🥳🧛‍♂️