#obiclones

[lucidlikesthings]

More vampire au! The clones are playing hooky by napping with Obi-Wan while he gets his usual daytime sleepin' in 8) I haven't decided who is looking for them, either Cody or Fox maybe, but in any case........ these lads will probably live to regret this lmao

[teddybarebones]

There is little I love more than when Obi-wan gets to date the 212th, and Anakin remains incredibly oblivious to the most obvious of things. (Partially due to the fact that he thinks his master would NEVER form attachments for another person, let alone a whole battalion)

It goes like this:

Anakin is on call with Obi-wan, it’s nearing the night cycle and Anakin can hear another voice over the comm.

“Come to bed, General.” Anakin assumes it’s Cody, and he’s just worried about Obi-wan’s sleep schedule (not that the others were waiting for him to join the pile).

Then Anakin visits the Negotiator and trains with Obi-wan, noticing how a large audience of troops have gathered to watch. He thinks nothing of it, they’re looking for a show (not that they find Obi-wan’s duelling abilities extremely attractive, especially when they don’t have to worry about his safety).

Next comes from his own men, some seem nervous around the man, he’s heard a sigh or two when Obi-wan leaves after a joint mission, where Anakin assumes they’re a bit scared of his master (not that they are longing to be loved by the man like he loves the 212th).

He’s seen Obi-wan linking arms with a number of his men as they traverse the ship, each happy to chat with their General about anything and everything, but Anakin thinks of it as nothing more than a close friendship (like the one Obi-wan shared with Bail Organa).

It is Rex who spells it out to him, Anakin had complained that none of his men ever picked flowers to place in his hair, or collected pretty rocks for him to keep, or slept next to him when he was stuck in medical. It was then that he noticed Rex giving him an odd look.

“What?” He asked, feeling judged.

“Sir, you’re married.” Rex stated, as if that had anything to do with the conversation.

“So?”

Clearing his throat, Rex continued, confused.

“Sir, you’re not the type to cheat…”

Anakin was now equally confused as the Captain.

“It’s not romantic or anything, it’s just friendly gestures.” He struggled his shoulders, not liking even the implication that he was interested in cheating on Padmé.

Rex stared at the General a moment longer, before it clicked in his head. His General is really not the most observant person.

“Sir,” he began, “The 212th is dating General Kenobi, those gestures are done out of love.” He said as clearly as possible, speaking a bit slower than necessary.

Anakin’s bafflement was obvious on his face, eyes wide, facial muscles frozen in place. Rex gave him some time to digest the information.

His master’s flirty nature was well known, but Anakin had never really imagined him in a real relationship, being the code-abiding Jedi that he is…It was…mind blowing.

“Umm,” began the General, “How is he— uh…all of them?”

Rex was already beginning to feel awkward.

“I don’t know exactly how, sir, but it works for them.” He said with finality, he knew General Skywalker loved his men, but Rex was not so sure how he’d feel about so many clones dating his master.

“Oh.” Was the only response from the man.

Seconds passed in silence, before the knight spoke up again.

“The—uh, the attraction to Obi-wan, is it—uh,” the General waved his hand around vaguely, searching for the words. “Is the attraction like a clone thing?” He asked, confused, but being careful trying to not cause offence.

Sighing internally, Rex was forced to answer.

“It is not biological, sir, but we were raised to value good tacticians, the Jedi, and competence in general. So it is really no surprise why so many of us find him attractive.”

As he said it, he realized his mistake.

Anakin whipped his head to look at the blonde, incredulous once more.

“So many of us?”

Whoops.

He was really not looking forward to explaining this chaos to Cody, but it would provide a good opening for inquiring about General Kenobi’s availability.

[subobi]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: 212th Attack Battalion/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: Original Clone Trooper Character(s), Obi-Wan Kenobi Additional Tags: Non-Consensual Drug Use, Non-consenual breeding, Bad Medical Ethics, Breeding, Breeding Bench, Non-Consensual Somnophilia, Intersex Obi-Wan Kenobi, intersex stewjoni, Gangbang, but with an orderly line, Manipulation, Forced Pregnancy Summary:

As a little more of Obi-Wan's medical information becomes available to the 212th, they decide on a treatment plan without double checking their sources. On Kamino it had never mattered if you agreed with the decisions made to optimise performance. But since giving him what he needs is enjoyable enough to compromise professionalism, it's up to a medic to keep things running slick and tight.

[ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing]

WIP Game

Rules: Make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner received.

Oh lord how many slots do you get for these polls? Someone save my soul. These are the ones that I haven't finished yet (or rather 10 of them as I recently learned). XD

Thanks for the tag @bluemaskedkarma

[anonself]

Am I losing my mind or are like half of the Obiclones fics on ao3 gone? It says 111 but I could have sworn there was at least 300..

[anonself]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SOFT

The 212th and their General

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[padawansuggest]

Waxer: *comes frantically screeching out of the break room* Oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY FUCK CODY HELP-

Cody: *pulling a blaster* What’s up?

Waxer: The lights went out in the break room! And there was this CREATURE in the corner when I looked over it was the size of a man and had glowing eyes and was staring right at me!

Cody: *helping Waxer over to be calmed down by Boil and go back to the room’s breaker next to the panel* I’ll get the lights back up, you men get ready to figure out what’s in there. *gets lights back on*

Boil: *opens door to see empty break room except General Kenobi standing where Waxer said the creature was* General? Did you see the creature too?

Cody: *pokes his head in too* General? Did… did you see something in here?

Obi-Wan: *blushing super hard* Um. Okay. That… that was me… I’m sorry I forget other humans don’t know Stewjoni do that-

Waxer: YOUR EYES WERE GLOWING!!! LIKE A TOOKAS!!!

Obi-Wan: sorry

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA

Obi-Wan: I veto that one

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA WHO GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Obi-Wan: my bad

Cody: Boil turn off the lights I need to see!

Obi-Wan: *big sigh* Is this gonna be like that time you guys found out I have fangs and you boxed me in and made me show you them?

Cody: *leering* Which happened to also be the time we found out you like being manhandled and can purr? Yes. We are going to figure things out.

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA!!!!

[lucidlikesthings]

more vamp obiclones! i asked for a clone to draw and Bacara was suggested, lucky him!

[jessepinwheel]

tell us about all your obiclones?

all the obi-clones? but there's 2000 of them 🤔

nah, just kidding. the obi-clones are definitely main characters of parex, and we meet a good handful of them. this one is longer so I will tuck it under a read more

for quick background, all the obi-clones were raised in kamino. obi-wan taught them most of their morals and ways to use the force via psychic skype and also by possessing one of the obi-clones to teach them in a more hands-on manner, while mandalorian trainers taught the obi-clones stuff like speaking the language, combat, and technical skills. of course among these mandalorian trainers was cin drallig, a mandalorian jedi who was supposed to teach the obi-clones some stuff about the force, but obviously obi-wan's knowledge far outstrips cin's, and also cin was so depressed and lonely that a bunch of obi-clone children decided to make him feel better by forming a psychic connection with him that, uh, ended up absorbing him into their hive mind along with the entire contents of his brain. so if you want to be technical, he did teach them everything he knew about the force!

the obi-clones were created in batches of 100, numbered sequentially going from 0000 to 1999, but within each batch of 100 the ID number doesn't correspond to order in which they were decanted, so 0000 isn't necessarily the oldest out of the 0 batch. the obi-clones all have names, with the early batches were named by the mandalorians (and so tend to have mandalorian names) while later batches were named by obi-wan or the older obi-clones (and so do not have mandalorian names)

while I'm going to refer to all the obi-clones as 'he', they're gender neutral by default because they didn't really inherit any kind of gender identity from obi-wan, who is very apathetic about his own gender identity. some obi-clones do end up identifying specifically as male or female or something else as time goes on (especially after they absorbed cin into the hive mind and learned about the concept of being male), but that's kind of beyond the scope of what parex is actually about, which is kicking jango's ass for being the worst father of all time and destroying the mandalorian empire

all obi-clones have been made to wear collars pretty much from birth. the collars are different from the mandalorian jedi ranking collars in that they are made specifically to control the obi-clones--they track the obi-clones vitals, with visible light pips on the outside that are synced with their heartbeat and which change color when they're using the force, and they are fitted with electroshock and location tracking capabilities. the only way to remove a collar is with a special device, or by cutting through it with a lightsaber. the obi-clone uniform is all white, and includes a tunic, surcoat, and full-face mask much in the style of old jedi temple guards. customizing the uniform isn't something that the obi-clones do very much, because physical individuality isn't really something they value, all being part of a psychic hive mind and everything. they do sometimes customize the masks, though, and each obi-clone has their own preferences of whether they like wearing the mask. they're not required to wear the mask at all times though because the mandalorian trainers were creeped the fuck out by a bunch of kids wearing faceless masks.

also for the purposes of parex, obi-wan and his clones are played by toshiro mifune but with lighter hair because I said so.

moving on to the obi-clones themselves...

the first obi-clone we meet is Kote (#0066). he was chosen by jango, possibly because of his name, which as most people reading this know means 'glory'. as part of the 0 batch, he has a strong sense of self and is seen as a sort of leader within the obi-clones. he's very competent and very good at keeping his emotions under control, which is good because if he didn't he would have murdered jango so many times. kote acts as jango's personal aide, with increasing duties as time goes on, until he's helping jango don his armor, sparring with him, advising on imperial affairs, and becoming all but the emperor consort. of all the obi-clones, kote is the only one who sees obi-wan in person and is able to confirm that obi-wan is a real person who is still alive. which is great except for the fact that obi-wan is in jango's torture basement after 11 years of solitary confinement and torture and looks like shit. kote is so angry at jango for the entirety of this story that kicking jango's ass on live television is probably the best day of his life. after the coup he changes his name to Six

the next clone we meet is Kenobi (#0212). his actual name is gratika, which means 'little revenge' and he hates that name, so he tells everyone else to call him Kenobi, while his brothers refer to him as Ori. kenobi is assigned to cody's squad, which is specifically a jedi hunting special forces team. kenobi is one of the most proficient force users of all his brothers, and he wears his hair in a braid that goes down across the scalp behind his right ear--because he's heard of jedi padawans and the braids they used to wear, but the practice died after the mandalorians destroyed the jedi and he doesn't actually know what the braid is supposed to look like. kenobi is polite, but at the core he's ruthless and a bit mean. he ends up forcibly absorbing ventress into the obi-collective to stop her from leaking information and destroying at least one other person's mind. cody ends up infatuated with him because kenobi offers emotional support that cody needs so badly it's not even funny but kenobi isn't even a little bit interested in cody

after that is Surau (#0501). his name means 'light eyes', so named because he has a mutation which gives him gold eyes. he is assigned to rex, probably because jango is an asshole and thinks it would be funny to remind rex of that time anakin went full darkside and rex had to put him down. surau is mild-tempered and diligent, but rex hates interacting with him because rex has huge hangups about both jedi and clones. rex's squad is mostly law enforcement and suppression of rebellion forces, so surau ends up incidentally coming into contact with multiple rebel forces, who see his gold eyes and are like uhhh is he evil? do we need to worry about that?

next on the list is Azar (#916). here we get into the clones that don't have mandalorian names. azar is assigned to work under ursa wren, whose squad also includes padme and ahsoka, which is primarily an intimidation and enforcement squad to keep citizens in line. azar is probably the most obi-wan of the obi-clones, with a tendency towards teaching and watching over others. he ends up being a sort of mentor figure to ahsoka, helping her through her anger issues and teaching her things like mindfulness and how maybe murder is bad, actually. this leads to a huge clusterfuck where azar has to fucking book it and is on the run from the empire with a literal tracking beacon attached to his neck. this does not end well for him.

then we have Ben (#1555). sometimes called fives by his brothers, he is assigned to the kryzes to effectively monitor them (and death watch, who hate jango's guts) for rebellious activity. he's got more of a soft personality, and doesn't really like confrontation. for some reason satine really likes the look of ben and dresses him up and takes him out to parties, which ben finds extremely uncomfortable, while bo-katan hates the fact that satine is getting sweet on a clone. he spends time around mandalorian high society and generally gets treated like shit or like a pet, because clones are not really thought of as people, since most of them are just purchased to be on standby as spare parts and are chipped or otherwise lobotomized. anyways, ben snoops around and overhears the fact that death watch does, in fact, have a plan to murder jango and obliterate all of keldabe, and he gets found out and murdered by bo-katan for it

which leads us to Ira (#1565), who is brought in as ben's replacement after ben was 'killed by an unknown attacker' but which ira knows is bullshit because he is in the hivemind and saw bo-katan strangle ben to death. ira is forced by bo-katan to pretend he is ben, and satine doesn't even notice that he's a different clone. ira and ben were very close brothers, so ira is very angry about this whole situation and he is just biding his time so that he can turn bo-katan and satine against each other

then we have our last main obi-clone, which is Boga (#1977). as one of the youngest clones, he really doesn't have a very strong sense of self or individuality, instead deferring heavily to the collective consciousness. he's assigned to pre viszla, who is leading a bunch of soldiers who are basically cleaning up at the end of mandalore's successful conquest of zygerria. he ends up befriending another soldier, who turns out to be fox, the third jango clone (after cody and rex) who has been brainwashed into oblivion and is being used as a soldier and on standby as spare parts. boga stands up to pre about how he treats fox like shit, and pre ends sending boga off a cliff. boga, however, is able to send out a psychic distress call and is rescued by the jedi order, which allows the obi-collective to finally touch base with the jedi and coordinate their efforts

there are of course many other obi-clones. the ones who aren't deployed across the military are stationed in keldabe to work with myles and dooku as intelligence officers, and also cin ends up adopting one of the obi-clones as his son, who helps him manage his disability and also keeps him psychic connected to the hive mind

at the start of the story, about 1800 of the clones are alive, with the remainder being killed in kamino mostly from unethical research into force suppression methods, and by the end of the story about 1000 of the clones are still alive, with many having been killed by neglectful or malicious squads, or during the coup where they do a mass assassination of major mandalorian commanders and leaders and the mandalorians are not really into that for some reason

there are a lot of characters in parex :)

ask me questions about parasitic extraction, the role reversal mandalorian empire au that I have

[subobi]

SubObi Week #7 - Masterlist

Our AO3 Collection • Previous Weeks’ Masterlists

If your submission isn’t included here, please let me know!

**Note that warnings and ratings are not included on this list. Please take time to read the tags on the work itself.**

Submissions:

Day 1 - Virgin Obi-Wan

1 - Virgin Obi-Wan by Bittodeath - JangObi, JastObi

Better Relations by Siderea - JangObi

cold dark earth by inasinara - Codywan, Obi-Wan/OMC

Take Away My Braid by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

Day 2 - Hades & Persephone AU

hold your breath, dim the lights by Sidrea - Obidala

Truly Appeal by wanderingjedihistorian - AlphObiCody

Day 3 - Dubious Consent

3 - Dubious Consent by Bittodeath - Obikin

here for your entertainment by Siderea - Codywan

Like Natured Intended by TheShinyLizard, wanderingjedihistorian - Codywan, ObiClones

what the body needs by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - QuinObi

Day 4 - Bondage/Restraints/Spreader Bars

4 - Restraints/Spreader Bars by Bittodeath - Group

An Exercise in Patience by wanderingjedihistorian - Codywan

loosen these knots by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - QuinObi

no light, no light by wrennette - ObiDooku

play him like a violin by Siderea - RexObi

Day 5 - Soulmates AU

5 - Soulmates by Bittodeath - ObiVizsla

dream to me (feeling it even more) by Siderea - JastObi

So Loyal by wanderingjedihistorian - JangObi

Day 6 - Lingerie/Jewelry/Leia Slave Outfit

6 - Lingerie/Jewelry by Bittodeath - Codywan

Attention by wanderingjedihistorian - JangObi

bad (but i'm perfectly good at it) by Siderea - JangObi

most precious possession by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - JangObi

The Lingerie Approval Board by kartaylirnaak - ObiClones, Codywan

Treasure Is In The Eye Of The Beholder by FearMy Pencil - One Piece Crossover Pairing

When You Desire Me Most by TheShinyLizard -JangObi

Day 7 - Soft Cock/Small Cock

7 - Small cock / Dry Humping by Bittodeath - KalObi

body, betrayal by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - JangObi

filling by wrennette - BailObiBreha

in the palm of his hand by Siderea - WolffeObi

Day 8 - Bonus Free Day/Floating Prompts

2 - Stuck in a wall by Bittodeath - Group

Finding His Gold Oasis by TheShinyLizard - Codywan, ObiClones

no way out by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - Obi-Wan/OMC

satiated by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - DexObi

swallow the sound (it swallows me whole) by Siderea - JangObi

sweeter than heaven / hotter than hell by Siderea - JangObi

[theshinylizard]

Thanks to Wander I wrote a free use ObiClones fic

I’m hoping to post it tomorrow or sometime this weekend

[yomawari]

It's not the Empire's rabid attack dogs you need to worry about--it's the one holding their leash.

My @codywankinkbingo A/B/O fill, featuring Sith Obi-wan and bonus implied 212th/Obi-wan. Inspired by the amazing For Safekeeping by glimmerglanger.

Alternate version and bingo card under the cut.

I made one without the bites, since I'm still not sold on how I drew them...

[hotenemyshape]

inspired by @levitatingbiscuits fic Naked and not paid on ao3

[badwolf36]

Have I managed to write 10K+ of Obiclones smut? Yes, the answer is yes. Enjoy and leave any comments you might have on AO3!

[padawansuggest]

I’m writing a fic where Obi-Wan gets bit by a feral cat (they have never seen a cat in Star Wars they think it’s just a really fucked up tooka) and instead of getting rabies shots, like a normal person, he’s on campaign with the 212th, and ends up mutantly growing cat ears and a tail. But wait, there’s more. Since he’s already got fangies and purrs super hard and has glow in the dark eyes, the 212th sorta just accepts it. He’s not much different than normal. Likes to crash in their cuddle puddles more, plays with feathers sometimes, accidentally dragged Dooku and Ventress back to the light side through purring hard and meowing at them till they followed him home, normal Kenobi stuff. So the clones are like ‘yeah, this is his new normal’ and accept it.

But then. One day, he’s laying on Cody’s chest and tummy, and maybe biting him a little, and suddenly he’s nursing on Cody’s chest…!!?! Okay??? So Cody, not wanting to get a rash, takes off his backs so his general can nurse in peace, like ‘yeah this isn’t normal or humanoid but at least he’s content and sleepy and DID YOU SEE THAT HE SLOW BLINKED AT ME WAXER IT WAS SO PRECIOUS- and he’s being a good boy yes he is yes he is he’s the goodest little orange boy in the whole world-!’ And so now that’s normal for them.

But then one day Cody is cleaning his blasters with The Boys (Rex and Fox and Wolffe are there this is sooooooo embarrassing he’s gonna kill someone) when one of them points out that his shirt is wet. Well, after some panicked (he was fine he just wanted the ground to open up and swallow him whole but getting sucked on was how we got into this mess in the first place so maaaaaaaybe no) checks with Kix and Helix (they are arguing and no one can figure out what about) it turns out he’s just a big milkie maker good lad so this is absolutely normal too.

Well, their precious No braincells orange cat General quickly realizes his normal nursing buddy is making special treats for him!!!! How kind!!! So obviously the others of Ghost company get hella jealous and start inducing lactation too so he’ll come cuddle up to them too. He will also take that.

At first the Jedi are like ‘wtf are they all doing’ till Bant frantically spreads the news that Kenobi gained four pounds and it’s not much but the numbers lately have been CONSISTENTLY down and she’s so excited she’s passing out lactation inducers like candy it’s so weird.

Anyways. Palpatine has a heart attack a month later (poor guy, someone shit on his headstone at the funeral, how sad) and now Obi-Wan lives in a big compound of happy Jedi and gets milkies whenever he wants. What a great ending. Have you seen his favorite toy spring??? He could have sworn he was playing with it in front of the refractory unit. He’ll go ask Alpha to help rescue it.

[wanderingjedihistorian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, 212th Attack Battalion/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), OC clone characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Clones are dragon shapeshifters, Stewjoni are shiny, mild possessive behavior, The clones are dragons and Obi-Wan is shiny, They can't help it, Voyeurism, Dirty Talk, Submissive Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dominant CC-2224 | Cody Series: Part 5 of SubObi 2022 Summary: “It’s such a shame you have to hide this,” Cody murmured. Obi-Wan hadn’t realized Cody followed him. He was suddenly just there. The hand that came to rest on his hip was possessive, there was no denying that, but it wasn’t demanding. Cody wasn’t trying to do anything. His dragon instincts just demanded he touch the shiny thing…the shiny thing that had willingly given itself to him. “You’re beautiful,” Cody whispered. The heat in Obi-Wan’s cheeks had nothing to do with the fire.

For @subobi Week Day 7 Prompt: Possessiveness