#oat asks

[hongtiddiez]

give me three niche alanjeff headcanons 👀

niiiche huh

I think jeff gets supremely pissed if alan ever brings up his age during a disagreement and alan has to spend some time apologizing

I think alan focuses a lot more on getting jeff off than getting himself off

jeff has seen everything about alan's life and their future, alan never asks and jeff never offers but sometimes alan catches jeff smiling to himself when he thinks he isn't looking and he knows he's found his home

[becca-e-barnes]

I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him

Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao

It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.

It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.

"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.

"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.

You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.

You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.

It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.

You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.

"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.

"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.

"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.

"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.

"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.

He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."

[chubunited]

Can we expect to see Morel in more fun shapes and sizes?

i will admit, most of those shapes will be round

[kingkatsuki]

One of my absolute favorite “cliche” tropes is amnesia fics where reader has been dating character for years, but they forget and then they can only remember dating their ex. So it’s like they go back to the ex because it’s all they’ve ever known, and their current love has to cope with seeing the love of their life in the arms of another guy.

I could read that trope a million times over and never get bored or think it’s too repetitive.

[mercisnm]

doodles of modern AU! Tissaia and Yennefer with their bikes, Yennefer has also bought a drink for herself, and one for Tissaia

[yandere-daydreams]

I know people complained about there not being that much of an age gap in Idolification, but tbh that kinda made it better? I think it's a bit more sad that he latched onto the only person who was the closest to a stable figure in his life like a mother figure in a kind of incest-but-not-incest romantic way. Or maybe I'm just looking too much into it Idk.

tbf i do think most of the complaints are just people enjoying a running joke in the comment section, but i did want their dynamic to be kinda like,,, two people fundamentally misunderstanding what their responsibilities to each other are to a disastrous effect, if that makes any sense. yuuji latched onto the only stable person in his life before immediately being thrown into an extended period of turmoil, and the reader was essentially handed a child and told to take care of it for a solid two or three years while also having a shitty teenage relationship with that kid's older brother who is specifically not around often enough to be someone yuuji can rely on. he's subconsciously decided that they're the only person who can love him unconditionally and they've been conditioned to feel like his happiness and well-being is there responsibility, no matter how old he gets/who should be stepping up for him. also i think an age gap counts for more if one of you was literally the other one's babysitter and that other one has a really poorly repressed mommy kink.

[kai-the-mad]

"Where do they get the milk in Redwall?"

"It's plant milk."

"But they don't have cows?"

"It's from plants."

"SO IS IT MADE FROM MOUSE MILK???"

"IT'S MADE FROM PLANTS!!"

[dnangelic]

omg i sat myself down to write then got pulled away 💥 i feel kinda bad i haven’t been able to be too active despite the muse(tm) so how about an inbox call!!

[monstersandmaw]

if lycanthropy was genetic instead of being passed on by a bite: imagine a werewolf dad trying to comfort and reassure his kid during their first transformation during a full moon.

"it's alright. i was there too once, and it was scary the first time the fur started growing."

I definitely headcanon that lycanthropy is both hereditary and transmissible by bite, so this idea tracks for me :)

Also, if you like this situation, you might like Oats' upcoming story (Tumblr info post on Oats here by the way). Even though he's a kelpie and not a werewolf, there's definitely a moment like this in his story with his young daughter (she's 7yrs old), who is also a kelpie and goes through a rough moment where she loses control and starts to shift, and it freaks her out a lot. Dad Mode: Activated

[ponysongbracket]

Now do a worst song competition i want war

That is on the agenda. In fact

Submissions for it are open right now!

[hongtiddiez]

Just saw your new url…. Seek help

there is no cure for my particular brand of illness, sorry friend

[irlwakko]

Zoey: it’s been forever since i sent that photo! are they okay? did something happen? oh no, what if they decided they don’t LIKE me anymore?

Vito: *trying to spell gorjus. gorges. gurgis. georgeas*

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

*materializes into existence*

Hey there, Erudite :D

Mayhaps I ask about your thoughts and headcanons on the twins? Them being brothers and such.

I love those two dorks.

Anyway, have fun :D

OH HO HO HO CREATIVITWINS!!!

Alright so there’s gonna be some wholesome stuff, some angsty stuff, the whole shabang!

- I really like the whole “singular (king?) creativity split in two during Thomas’ childhood” thing :3

- After the split they both felt like they were missing an integral piece of themselves, because they were! The feeling never really went away but they got more used to it/it got more null and distant.

- Roman, contrary to popular belief, doesn’t hate Remus. He’s scared. He wants to be there for Remus but doesn’t know how. And it doesn’t help that the belief that Remus is “bad” and “evil” is so imbued into him.

- The twins were really close for a little while after the split, and it was one of the few things that eased the feeling of missing a piece of themselves.

- Remus is taller.

- Roman green eyes, Remus red eyes.

- Remus still cares a lot about Roman but would never nope never let anyone know.

- Their first altercation was about a year after the split, and it was mostly brought on by Patton’s influence on Roman. Not in a “Patton was just trying to get rid of remus” way, more just the thinking that Patton, being morality, would then believe that Remus = Bad and Roman = Good, and Good and Bad don’t go together. (I don’t support this, but Pat gets better in my mind)

- Scheduled fights in the Imagination every few weeks. They don’t say much they just beat each other up (no maiming). It’s one of their ways to blow off steam and also see each other. No one else really knows (Janus might, but other than that no one says anything).

- They both have equal power over the Imagination.

- Said Imagination is basically the sandbox world in the Mindscape, where the twins can create and explore to their hearts’ content.

BONUS! My creativitwins playlist (very barren but still ! )

[yugiohz]

do u ever drink regular drip coffee or just espresso

idk what regular drip is (caffe crema?), but yeah i drink espresso :D but funny that you ask because this morning i was thinking about they should invent an espresso that feels like a silly drink and not just an energy shot like it should be more and fancier but i don't like adding things to my coffee i just want to taste the coffee hmmmm

[acti-veg]

Would giving up almond milk be the most responsible option then?

Well oat milk is far more sustainable than almond milk is, it uses much less water, results in less emissions and can easily be grown in temperate climates which are not associated with deforestation or loss of biodiversity.

Keep in mind, all plant milks are significantly more sustainable than dairy milk is by any available metric, so replacing dairy with almond milk is still a big step up.

[rickybaby]

Sorry I just needed this on my blog for posterity