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[lemongrass-and-buttercups]

shout out to my favourite little angel,,,,

[didderd]

👀 👀 👀 dayum

this's rly good <333

Day 5 - Lazy

U3U they had a long night

Snaps belongs to @didderd

[silurisanguine]

Sensory prompt #3!

Serene x Pirate au Sam(you can ignore it if you want but you know how I love himb)

The whistle of a tea-kettle

Frozen in fear

Oh this is good and um may have helped me write a section of the Pirate verse . And since it's Sunday, i'm killing two birds with one stone...

"So...You want us to go to Akila...cos you think something is there? I’m guessing one of them artifacts ?" "Bingo. In every universe there is an artifact in the Empty Nest." Sam's eyes narrowed at the mention of that place. He rubbed his hand over his beard, deep in thought. "I vaguely recollect a place called that. Something ol' Solomon mentioned in his journals that dad kept locked up tight from me. But I remember taking a peak once. There was something weird about the place...bout how no Ashta would go within a mile of it, I think." "Exactly, the artifact's energy keeps all animals away" Seren replied with a nod. "and Terrormorphs are animals too, so I'm thinking it will be one place we'll be able to land." "Well I'll be. Thing is darlin, Terrormorphs may be animals, but they ain't natural and the ones down there will be with the Bonded." Sam shuddered at the mention of something she'd never heard of, which made Seren wonder what the hell he was on about. The digital whistle of the kettle made Sam jump, almost spilling his whisky and he inwardly swore as he got up to make Seren the tea she'd asked for. "Bonded?" Seren asked confused as Sam brought the tea over to her. "Only once have I ever been frozen in fear and that was when I saw one of those freaks look right at me when I was scouting out a abandoned building on Kreet and legged it when I saw them. Dead in the eyes, souless...Wait? You don't know what a Bonded is?"

Since it's snippet sunday, tagging the Coemancer crew as always. Plus anyone else who'd like to share their WIP.

[eating-plastic]

I'd love to know more about your f/o Ricky!! I love reading your replies to the prompts but I don't know who Ricky is tbh lol this is an invitation to gush about him :3 <3 <3

Ay, I absolutely ain't got no problems talking about Ricky so thank you for the invitation 🥰!

Roller Ricky is a side character from the game Killer Frequency. He's a sweet and fun loving guy who runs a roller rink in the fictional small town of Gallows Creek(hence the nickname). He's very chill, down to Earth, and friendly. He also has an emotional support dog named Max who he absolutely loves (which it's sooo fucking cute how much he loves him oh my God).

Despite being certified sweet boi in my books (calls him "certified sweet boi" even tho he's literally a grown ass man in his late 30s lol), he has no problems with scaring off someone with his rifle if they threaten him or those he loves (this is literally canon, and I love that it's canon).

Annnnnnd what's a certified sweet boi without a traumatic backstory. Without spoiling the game too much, Ricky went through this fucked up prank in high school where he literally thought his friends were fucking murdered and one of them actually fucking dying (I'm not kidding you, shit's fucked up). Turns out it was a stupid hazing ritual that his football team was doing to the new players, and he didn't know that because he can't keep secrets well and would've spoiled it. Yeah that's not a good fucking excuse because he developed really bad survivor's guilt that caused him to become an alcoholic to deal with the trauma (and my poor bby I wanna wrap him up in a blanket now 😭).

Fortunately, he found a support group and got actual therapy for his trauma. Now he encourages others to push through tough times.

Yeah I love this man soooo much it's not even funny lol.

What's sad tho is Killer Frequency is kinda niche(?) I think, so there isn't too much content out there for him, despite being relatively well liked by fans. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has written any x reader things for him. That's so me tho, I've always fallen in love with characters that are unknown or unpopular, it's my curse. Anyways, my first ever full length fanfic I wrote, Heart Shaped Roller Rink (been thinking about making that our ship name, I think it's cute) was a Roller Ricky x reader fic. I've thought about revamping it too with it being my first fanfic; just kinda clean up the wacky formatting and fix the grammatical errors (I feel like with him being my f/o now, it's what he deserves lol). Then I literally wrote some headcanons for him the day after I posted that fic. Finally, not too long after that, I wrote another fic with him where the reader was pregnant because I feel it in my bones that he'd be such a sweet dad.

Also, like a fool I said that that was going to be the last I would write for him. God, what a funny joke because I have another idea for a fic (now if only I had the time and motivation). I didn't really plan on having him as my f/o, but after realizing I had written three things for him back to back to back, I was like "yeah, this is more than loving a character a normal amount." Soooo yeah, that's how he became my f/o. Don't get me wrong, I've always loved x reader fics and shit(still do btw), but I've never felt this strongly for a character before.

Now, I am happy to be a part of the wonderful world of self shipping with him ❤️

Bonus:

Hehe himb 🥰🥰❤️

[chaotic-on-main]

jkjk

uhhh tell me a story about you!!!

what are ur top 5 reasons for thirsting for levi 👀

Top 5 reasons why I'm a Levi slut first and a person second (your words not mine):

1. Himbs eyes, I love his eyes. They're so aljdksjf yanno. I always describe them as hooded lmao, but I really love them. And the color of them too. might collect them and put them in a jar

2. His ARMS OH MY GOD. They're so toned. I just want him to choke me, maybe kill me a little. As a treat.

3. His voice (yes I am talking about his English dub fight me in a Walmart parking lot IDC) Matthew Mercer as Levi just does things to me okay? Okay cool.

4. His thighs. Like guys COME ON. ALDJKSJD I AM BITING. I AM CHOMPING. RIGHT INTO THEM.

5. His personality overall. This should actually be the top of the list but I just needed to get the feral thoughts out of the way. I love how cold and aloof his exterior is but on the inside is actually very caring and compassionate for others. He will protect those at the cost of his own life. Too bad for them, this stubborn idiot refuses to die.

A story about me huh? Hmm.

Tw/cw: alcohol, sexual soliciting (?), underage drinking, illegal affairs

I'll tell you about one of my favorite memories: Accidentally getting drunk then having to chase my friend's dog back into the house at 7 in the morning lmao.

This was the summer after I graduated high school. My best friend, S, and I decided to throw this little party for our just turned seniors friends. So we decided to all go bowling and then have a sleepover at said junior's house, J. Unfortunately our other friend, B, couldn't make it because he was grounded (this is important to note) so it was just the 3 of us. Everything is fine, we all suck at bowling, cool. We all start to drive over to our friend's house for the night.

EXCEPT WE WERE MISSING OUR FRIEND B SO WE DRIVE OVER TO HIS HOUSE (who lives in the same neighborhood as the friend we were staying over with) AND SNEAK HIM OUT OF HIS HOUSE. IT IS 11PM AT THIS POINT. HE BREAKS HIS WINDOW SCREEN TO ESCAPE AND JUMPS IN OUR CAR AND WE JUST DRIVE OFF.

Once settled, J (the one who we're staying with who by the way of course still lives with her parents since she's 17) then pulls out 3 half filled WATER BOTTLES (yes those plastic disposable ones) of liquor. I don't even know what was in them but it's all horrible. Anyways, I - being the mom of the group - barely have any why these two girls and one guy down it. And we're vibing. But we realize quickly that we're RUNNING OUT OF LIQUOR.

So we're coming up with a game plan to get more. Long story short (because I don't remember how it happened exactly) B says he has a contact that can get us more alcohol but we'd have to drive over to get it. Well this is a conundrum because two friends (S and J) are wasted and one doesn't know how to drive, which left me. BUT I ONLY HAD MY DRIVERS PERMIT AT THE TIME (this is a whole different story of why I couldn't legally drive until I was 18, not important right now) but I am their only option so I was like fine.

We sneak outside to S's car and try to leave but for some reason her car won't start? Like it kept stalling and then I accidentally triggered her car alarm so it was going off for a couple minutes before we were finally able to shut it off. We sit there for a couple minutes in silence, afraid we just woke up J's parents.

We didn't.

But now we're out A CAR. then our other friend B mentions we can just use his car. Which is great BUT WE HAD TO WALK 10 MINUTES TO HIS HOUSE TO GET IT. We forgot to put shoes on S's feet too apparently, I don't remember that but she does. We get to his car finally and drive off. This is my FIRST TIME DRIVING AT NIGHT. I WAS SO SCARED. BUT WE MADE IT TO THIS RANDOM STRANGER'S CONDO

So B handles it, he goes in to grab the liquor. But he's in there for a VERY LONG TIME. He finally comes back with a bottle of skyy vodka and we're like "B what the fuck too you so long." YALL. HE GAVE THIS CONTACT A BLOWJOB IN ORDER TO GET THE LIQUOR AND THATS WHY HE WAS GONE FOR SO LONG. anyways.

So we're back, we're all drinking and having fun. Might have made out with each other idk. After a while, S needs to go potty and the bathroom was actually right next to the bedroom so when you open the door, you can look into it. So she goes, she takes a while to come back. I'm like what the fuck. I'm periodically opening and closing the door to make sure she's okay and she's just throwing up in the toilet. Mind you I'm drunk, so everything is kinda running slow for me. She said she's fine when I ask so I keep checking in on her

At one point, the next time I open the door, J's mom is STANDING IN THE DOOR WAY STARING DOWN AT ME AND WHAT DO I DO?! I FUCKING CLOSE THE DOOR IN HER FACE AND LOOK OVER TO J WHILE LAUGHING AND SAYING "DUUUUDE YOUR MOM IS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR" IN THE MOST FUCKED UP SLURRED VOICE.

anyways panic ensues, mother mode takes over. S is sobbing as she usually does when she's too drunk to handle and I'm stripping her and putting her into the shower because she's a fucking mess okay? And J is drunk off her ass and her mom is trying to damage control her by making her shower too. I'm pretty sure she threw up on herself and at one point ran down the stares ass naked? I don't know. B is passed out on the bed by the way.

There's also this point in time but idk where it lines up but J's dog got out and we had to chase it through the neighborhood while being drunk off our asses at 7am. A running couple came by and asked if we needed help and I was like "nah we're good" but I'm pretty sure they could tell we were drunk. Like we probably looked like a fucking mess. This happened before J's mom found us tho. The sun was fucking out y'all.

We didn't get home until maybe 3pm because we slept in. our cover up story of why we felt and looked sick to our parents was because of food poisoning from the bowling alley.

Anyways. Long story short kids, drink responsibly. I wanna note I am no longer this person, btw.

I uh. A lot has happened to me before the age of 21.

[susiehunsecker-remade]

your fav cold boy is jirv??? tell me about ur fav jirv thoughts blease!!!! 🥰 🤲 loved the little drawing u did of himb.. /wllipt 🌟

FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU HE AND HIS CAT IN ME AND EVAS FAKE AU IS SO DEAR TO ME im so glad you enjoyed my drawing of him :3 ok so i have a lot of irving thoughts but a lot of them are largely disjointed because i'm terrible at elaborating on things cohesively. off the top of my head i am just always thinking about how irving views hickey as a representative of his own desires and how i feel like he projects a lot of his feelings regarding said desire onto hickey especially as a means to punish himself. like the big example that comes to mind is one of the few scenes where irving lets himself look at hickey without visibly struggling, which is hickey's lashing. like. there's irving with his gaze fixed on hickey being lashed for dirtiness with this mix of voyeuristic discomfort and penitent obligation in his eyes. like irving's thinking *this* is what happens to people who are unashamed of pleasure, who lack the dignity to deny themselves— it's setting an example to everyone, of course, but especially to himself. it's a vindication and a reminder but it only works as a reminder because irving feels a degree of empathy towards hickey as someone who, say it with me now, is sucking (thinking of sucking, in irving's case) absolute dick and cock on that ship. idk where i'm going with this anymore i had like 3 more paragraphs but they were all incoherent so i'm just throwing this here first. he makes me crazy idk. btw isn't it fun that it's only in situations where one of them is completely powerless that irving lets himself watch hickey (hickeys lashing on one hand irvings death on the other). i think thats fun and not at all making me feel weird ! oh my god i love this little evangelical freak i want to keep him in a cage beside my bed. whatever

[characterworkshoppe]

Just felt like simping over some of my beloved pokemon characters! :3

My first ever crush in the pokemon series games was Colress from black and white 2! I am such a sucker for his character development! And he's smart and pretty and wears a lab coat and is good at pokemon battling! :D

He's so cute :3

Smart guy make brain melt into happy goo

I have so many things I'm thinking about that I wanna write about him but idk stupid anxiety is like super preventing me from doing anything about it ;-;

Anyways, I wub himb! :3

Next up is Rika from Scarlet and Violet! Such a beautiful butch lesbian! :3 no you can't convince me otherwise! She's so capable working as an elite four member and conducting interviews for the league! Not to mention she does a lot of free babysitting for Poppy! She's strong and caring!

And weirdly I love how she's got the advantage over my Scarlet and Violet oc Andromeda! Andy mainly trains Fire and Electric pokemon which are weak to ground! Rika is just so strong and capable and it makes me melt into happy goo all over again

Pretty woman! :3

She's strong and caring and amazing! And I wanna write something more domme about Rika but brain is being mean and not letting me ;-;

Anyways,

Crushing on Jacq a little too! He's a little cute :3 it's just since he's a teacher it feels a little bit like weirdly uncomfy territory for me because it reminds me that it's my future job and that thought naggs at me too much ;-;

But he's cute in his white coat and sweet caring personality!

I wanna make an oc to ship him with!

Working on it! Since that's fun!

Oh! Might talk about ocs too actually for pokemon!

My Paldea oc is Andromeda who's Rika's lover! Andy is such a bottom pillow princess and Rika is her domme! Andy is an alternative fashion model so like Harajuku fashion, Gothic styles, masc clothing, stuff like that! She models a lot with shiny pokemon!

She has a Skeledirge, a Pawmot, a shiny Pawmot, and a Shiny Luxray!

...

Then I have Satomi who was my first ever oc! I had her since Unova to Alola and she's the lover of Kiawe in Alola! :3

She's an Elite four member in Alola after someone doesn't wanna do elite four stuff!

She has an Emboar, Incineroar, and Houndoom, and Alolan Marowak!

She likes fire and dark types!

...

Then I have Kyrene who's my Galar oc!

She's the lover of Riley from Iron Island in Sinnoh and Malva from Kalos! :3

She mainly stays on Iron Island with Riley and his aura guardian stuff! Haven't thought of a job for her...

Her team is Cinderace, Sizzlepede, Lucario, and Steelix!

Fire and steel!

...

The oc I wanna make as a lover for Jacq is a name I keep using when I wanna play as a guy! Icarus! He's a water type user! Feraligatr, Intelleon, Quaquaval, and rapid strike Urshifu!

I haven't thought up much of his story honestly so I'm still workshopping him 😅

...

Anyways! Yay! Glad I gotta chat!

Oh right! I technically don't have a lover for Colress...

None of them felt right with him honestly...I kinda see him as a casual bf with all the ocs that the other lovers are cool with and know about! :3

He's sort of "home base" when everyone gets together! He takes care of everyone and is always there for him, they're always welcome in his lab!...but he never becomes anything beyond just a boyfriend to all of them whereas my ocs marry thier lovers...Colress is pretty cool with this arrangement in my universe here! All the ocs are low key gf/bf with eachother too! But just casually!

In a way Colress is head of the big family!

Anyways that's just my weird pokemon thoughts!

I'd love to hear about other people's ocs and thoughts too!

[natduskfall]

Been feeling pretty miserable lately. Existential dread kicking my ass. So instead of applying for jobs or doing something to solve my situation, i managed to get hold of Darko's voice files.... sent them to my bestie

Their reaction:

Me:

öjbhsvjdfkhjbOJPQE#

when he went "iddetewhinedetehmm"

I really felt that

okay

these are hysterical

but my headphones were *startinlgy* loud

I love this

Imagine telling him a joke

like a really funny one

like reaaally funny

and it's

gui_bubble_Darko_laugh_01.wav

(btw I don't think he sounds *weird* weird, but he definitely sounds *growlier* than he *looks*)

His voice too big for himb aideendamned him

Them:

exactly. his voice sounds like he has chainsmoked nasty cigarettes for 30 years

(((bro. what oif that's why he's always outside on the platform???)))

alternatively: what if he has chronic laryngitis and his throat sore?

Another alternative headcanon: what if it has something to do with

Idk

Portal corruption?

Me:

Going in and out of pandoria all the time?

You could combine 2 and 3

Hecc you could combine all of those

But his bigass voice could make sense

Especially if it's not his original voice

(portals. Not even once)

Babygirl get off the coffee ye need some throat tea!

Maybe he uses a voicechanger like the dogs from UP xd

Them:

Later that day I found his voice sounds from the the quest with the tentacle race. Those voice sounds are very different.

Oh maybe! To appear more menacing

I like that

Darko: i need to use a voice changer! I have an image to uphold

The image: edge emo 15 going on 30

Also the image: voice doesn't fit the fucking image

Them:

okay. finally listened to the other darko voicelines (can't listen on phone) and yeah. that sounds much more like him. voice modulator headcanon it is. Idk if it sounds slimy? but it certainly sounds more fitting to how he looks lmao.

boo_2 has to be my favourite hahahahaha

long_2 sounds a little drunk XD

it also sounds like he has a slight lisp XD

soooo apparently darko has a lisp? and he thinks it's not menacing enough so he uses a voice modulator to cope, which... good idea, poor execution

pls somebody help that man

idea for your fic - getting him speech therapy so he learns to be at peace with his own voice at the very

least

(my love can fix him me telling himm his lisp is cute can fix him)

[tightjeansjavi]

HI LOVE! I just binge read Blue jeans n Texas dreams today & OH MY GOD I’M OBSESSED?? It tugs on the heartstrings in such a beautiful way and especially with how the most recent chapter ended?? I’m literally in shambles right now.

I’m curious as to when the next chapter might be?? And I don’t intend that to sound rushy at all - i know that question can get annoying. I truly mean it in a curious & genuine way <3

Again, I’m super fucking obsessed, I am so excited to see wh der re you take the rest of the series.

Lots & lots of love <3

AHHH hi nonnie!! I’m so happy to hear that you’re loving blue jeans 🥹🩷 the recent chapter seriously threw my emotions for a loop, but I’m so happy with how it turned out!!

I’m actually in the process of writing part 15! My goal is to hopefully have it out by the weekend! My parents are out of town this weekend so tonight I think I’m gonna get some serious writing done <3 (fingers crossed)

Thank you again for your kind words and genuine excitement! I love this story sooo much you have no idea 😫

Have a wonderful day,

-Gi 🩷

he’s so pookie look at himb

[iamnot-theboynextdoor]

GOOD OMENS EPISODE 1 (THE ARRIVAL) REACTION (updating as i go!)

ooooooh my god it's here

BEFORE THE BEGINNING this looks epic

LIL BABY ANGEL CROWLEY WITH HIS LIL PERFECT CURLS AND IS HE HOLDING PART OF THE BENTLEY?????

DSFLKHADKJGHADKJ AZIRAPHALE (i knew they met but i wasn't prepared)

angel!crowley's eyes are brown <3

AAAAA AZIRAPHALE DID HIS LITTLE MID-CONVERSATION "(i forgot to say hello) hello :D" shit boy i die!!!

we're not getting crowley's angel name, fair enough (NOT FAIR I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSS)

also angel!crowley clearly outranks aziraphale here. i never personally ascribed to the Crowley Is Raphael headcanon, but i might just have to eat my unspoken words there

"let there be light" and the galaxies explode and it's beautiful and angel!crowley's little facey and squeaks of delight, we are not even two minutes in and i can't handle it

are those the pillars of creation??

"look at you, you're gorgeous!" AND AZIRAPHALE THINKS HE MEANS HIM AND IS DISAPPOINTED. I FUCKING DIE

godddd aziraphale has such a crush on him. kill me

i love how aziraphale doesn't seem to understand a word of what angel!crowley's talking about. when ur crush has a really niche hobby and all u can do is smile and nod

oh no the record slowing down! :( poor baby angel crowley... only 6000 years of stars... he's so sad...

now aziraphale's talking about people and baby angel is just like WTF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M JUST MAKING WALLPAPER THAT THEY WON'T EVEN MOSTLY SEE!!!!!

"i don't suppose anyone could object to me putting a note in the suggestion box" someone's gonna smash cut that to "i only ever asked questions!" ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

aziraphale freaking out at the very idea of questioning authority. this angel can fit so much anxiety in it

"i'd hate to see you getting into any trouble" KILL ME!!!!

"how much trouble can i get into just for asking a few questions?" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND IT RAINS STARS AND ANGEL!CROWLEY PUTS HIS WING OVER AZIRAPHALE DSKJFHSGKAJSHGKJ IT'S BEEN SIX MINUTES AND I HAVE TO PAUSE IT TO GO RUN AROUND THE HOUSE

present day!

maggie and her record shop are one of aziraphale's tenants, and she can't pay the rent because of how covid affected her business - she's sobbing and saying she can pack up and leave and he's just like "well that's my fault for not collecting the rent. i'll take this nice record as payment" "you can't just forgive eight months of rent!" "i can, i'm very good at forgiveness :D" I LOVE HIMB

and there's crowley at the park! and shax! (it's the scene we saw)

"hell doesn't care how jobs get done" shax has taken over a+c's clandestine secret agent meeting place, she is full-on hinting at her own Arrangement (and probably thinks she came up with the idea!) and crowley cbf

i really like shax's voice - none of madam tracy's airy lightness, she's all business. she's also a lil baby demon-intern who is trying just as hard as crowley did to be Cool and Mysterious and James Bond-y and i love her. she wants her own spy network so badly

"what do you have for me?" "frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks." crowley says fuck your spy network

(maybe. as just a headcanon. crowley will let her borrow shadwell (i know he's not in it))

MAGGIE AND NINA!!!

"dunno who buys records in this day and age" nina is such a crowley and maggie is such an aziraphale. they are so cute

UH OH HERE COMES THE NAKEY BOY

HOLDING UP TRAFFIC WITH HIS NAKEY SELF THERE'S HIS BUTT

aziraphale doing nothing but listening to his record and pretending to conduct sdfkdsgkjdshg

MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN ASSCHEEKS OUT PEOPLE SHOUT AND I'M HOMEBOUND

aziraphale's "ugh" at his conducting being interrupted lmao

GABRIEL HUGS AZIRAPHALE, FULLY NAKED. POOR AZIRAPHALE, ONLY GOT HALFWAY THROUGH HIS RECORD, NOW IT'S SUFFERING TIME

"oh and it would also be great to know where here is and also who you are and also who i am" "and also why you're naked!" "who told you i was naked" I AUDIBLY SCREAMED

"can i come in?" "no!" poor aziraphale looks terrified

maggie introduces herself to nina just like aziraphale introduced himself to angel!Crowley I SAW THAT

cut to heaven - michael is prepared to use Extreme Sanctions (what r those).

love the highlighter bestie

hot chocolate scene :)

of course he left the box outside. bet it's gone

no it's there!

"either call on the phone and talk or appear mysteriously, don't do both" aww. shax is SO baby.

"his royal smugness is in trouble? that's so sad >:3"

THE BOX IS FUCKIGN EMPTY

"you're funny. i love you." SKFHDSGKJDSHGKJSDGH GABRIEL IS DUG FROM UP

(if that's the first time someone has said "i love you" to aziraphale. and it's fuckign amnesiac naked gabriel i am goign to explode)

"what's gabriel?" "you are!" "cool. i love it. gaaaaaabriel."

"no- you're, um, jim!" "cool. i love it. jimmmmmm. short for gabriel." "no, short for james." "cool. i love it. jaaaaaaaaames. long for jim, short for gabriel." "JUST FORGET ABOUT GABRIEL"

"i find it hard to forget things" "then what was in the box" "what box" /aziraphalesuffering.gif

"hello, it's me. don't say anything. ...are you there?" "should i say something now?" AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY ARE INTERACTING AND FINALLY THE TRUE DUMBASSERY BEGINS

there's a fly hanging around gabriel. very suspicious

in heaven - a matchbox with "out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out, job 41:19" on it, and muriel very nervously picks it up!

"you have three reasons for calling me: you're bored, you need to tell someone about something clever you did before you pop, or something's wrong" "it's nice to tell someone about the good things you've done, now that i'm not reporting to heaven" poor aziraphale still wants a good grade in angel

the "naked man friend" scene LMAO

"he and i... go back a long time" YEAH LONGER THAN WE THOUGHT

crowley trying to get information out of aziraphale is just as hard as aziraphale trying to get information out of gabriel lmao

he chugs his six shots of espresso in one go and aziraphale takes the plate without realising GIVE NINA HER PLATE BACK

aziraphale hands crowley the plate so he can unlock the bookshop and crowley just looks at it like "why am i holding this"

aww maggie bringing nina an awkward present and then saying sorry for bringing it without asking...

nina is in a(n unhealthy) relationship NOOOOOOOOO

"you'll never guess who shax was asking me about" "i think perhaps i will" "go on then" "...jim" lmao

"do we know a jim- AAAAAA GABRIEL"

"ASK HIM PROPERLY!!! WHAT- ARE- YOU- DOING- IN- THIS- BOOK- SHOP-!!!!!" (calm down mr "grow better") (actually don't. last time he saw gabriel he was wearing aziraphale's face and gabriel called "aziraphale" stupid and told him to die. so this is justified actually)

gabriel like (oh is this how we're supposed to talk?) "I- AM- DUSTING."

"precious, peaceful, fragile existence" scene CRIES

"if you refuse to help me then you're at liberty to go" "to go? this is how you wanna do it?" "NO I WOULD LOVE YOU TO HELP ME! i'm asking you to help me take care of him"

(is this the first time aziraphale has directly asked crowley for help? i cry)

but the pouting doesn't work, crowley angrily storms out "just breathe, that's what humans do, then they count to ten before they do anything stupid... I CAN'T DO THIS I'M JUST SO ANGRY TEN!!" /redlightning.gif

and nina's security system activates and now her and maggie are locked in with dead phones >:3 oh no >:3

back in heaven - michael wants to be Acting Supreme Archangel, uriel isn't having it

"someone's gotta give the orders" "and that's you?" "it's... all of us" "ah." "...led by me" "mm." SO UNIMPRESSED.

HERE COMES SERAQUEL AND MURIEL

seraquel's floating wheelchair is so cool

i love michael and uriel and seraquel's matching sparkly highlighter, which has replaced the ostentatious gold fashions in heaven. i love that heaven has fashion trends and the archangels co-ordinate them.

"who are you?" "no-one! well, technically, muriel!" i love themb

THE HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS MATCHBOX

michael: how do i click the matchbox

it says "the resurrectionist" on it... clues...

poor crowley in his car with his plants... and flies. "IN MY CAR! REALLY???" "hello traitor. i suppose you're wondering why i called you here" "YOU CAME TO ME!" cloud of flies!beezlebub looks equally horrific and cool. also what a terrible way to be kidnapped

"what if i said hell was willing to forget everything you did, that we were willing to accept you back, no questions asked, with a hefty promotion... if you found gabriel and handed him over to us, you could name your price...anyone found involved in this affair will be Dealt With" "...how?" "Extreme. Sanctions." oh i don't like any of this!

"that isn't actually a thing, that's just something we used to joke about to frighten the cherubs" "no, it exists. anyone found involved in gabriel's disappearance will be erased from the Book of Life. they won't just be gone, they will never have existed." WELL NOW THAT'S A PRETTY FUCKIGN SERIOUS THREAT JESUS

"someone could break into my record shop and i couldn't stop them" "if i had a record shop, i'd be more worried about people breaking in and leaving more records behind" nina is so fucking funny

"good old fashioned lover boy" playing as crowley GUNS IT for the bookshop

"oh, really? my bad" crowley rescues them and he full-on miracles the power back on right in front of them

nina's partner lindsay is a stage 5 clinger, girl DTMFA, you've got a nice maggie right there

crowley walks into the bookshop and aziraphale glances at him and Very Pointedly Ignores Him

"you want a big I Think I Said The Wrong Thing sort of apology, or can we take that as said?" "i'd like the apology, actually" sdfkjdshgksjdhksg

"...you were right" "not good enough. i want a proper apology." "no." "with the little dance." (SDFKGHDSGKJDSHGJ WHAT?????) "i don't do the dance." "i did the I Was Wrong Dance in 1650, in 1793, in 1941-" (I HAVE TO KEEP PAUSING TO SCREAM. that's both the french revolution and ww2 scenes, where crowley romantically saved aziraphale EXCEPT HE MADE HIM DO A LITTLE APOLOGY DANCE I'M DEAD)

THE DANCE. THE CURTSEY. I'M DEAD

"you were right, you were right, i was wrong, you were right" ("i'm crowley and i was wrong, i'm singing the crowley wrong song" "do the kicks!")

"together?" "yes, we do a little miracle" "i think heaven would notice if i performed even a very minor miracle" okay so aziraphale hasn't performed a miracle in FOUR YEARS (this angel can fit so much anxiety in him!!!!) and crowley just. doesn't give a fuck and does miracles in front of anybody

gabriel! "where did you come back from?" "outside" "is it big? can i see the outside?" GABRIEL YOU CAME HERE FROM OUTSIDE YOU GOLDFISH

"what if we each did half a miracle to hide him"

"...until we figure out what's actually going on." "i know what's going on! i don't go to the outside, and now i have two friends! :D" "I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND"

"no one will have noticed a thing!" and they're both so pleased with themselves so of course someone will notice

cut to FUCKING ALARM BELLS RINGING IN HEAVEN JESUS CHRIST

uriel's like michael you said you wanted to be in charge this one's for you and michael's immediately like UGGGGHHH I HAVE TO DO WORK???

there's FUCKING PURPLE SMOKE COMING OFF THE GLOBE WHERE AZIRAPHALE'S SHOP IS

VERY SUSPICIOUS!!!!

(end of episode one)

this was so fucking great!!!! i'm so happy to see everyone again!!!! god is not narrating... where is she? (she's eating popcorn)

ooh i like the end credits- choral version of the theme mixed with everyday

[fictionallyinparadise]

🧾💌🎀 C-C-CODSWORTH (unless you have a fixation you wanna talk about atm!!)

MY ORB MY LITTLE PONDERING ORB!!!!!!! MY SWEET PEA,,,,,,,

🧾 What’s your favorite headcanon someone else has made about your F/O?

I'm either really bad at finding headcanons relating to him or there isn't much content out there of that BUT-

-I think this is accurate <3 He would say that in the most proper voice ever and include bird chirp noises <3

💌 How did you/your F/O confess your feelings to one another?

So for me it went from "oh I think he's neat" to "oh I think he's neat" in terms of love! Which lead to a word vomit confession because god am I awkward around those I love.

Codsworth made cute lil error noises bc holy shit LOVE??? But was very elegant and absolutely quoted several poets or straight up recited the Mr. Darcy confession. Either way it was sweet <33

🎀 What’s your favorite thing about your F/O’s appearance?

His eyes <33 LIKE LOOK AT THEM!!! SO SWEET!!! HE LOOKS SO GENTOL COULD DO NO HARM!!!!

They look like the way cat eyes go from "Big brain" to "no braincells, dumb of ass", yaknow??? I lobve himb,,,,

[tommyssupercoolblog]

OH EM GEE um Seán has this idea for a novel that's like, a twist on the horror trope of did villains where instead the system is the GOOD GUY(s) and protagonist(s) and "final girl"(s) who defeats the killer at the end, and he wanted to use some stuff like this to up tension- like "I need to hide but I can't remember the layout of this house" or "I need to do (task) but I don't know how and I need to figure out how to get (other alter) out here FAST or else" he told me about it it's sO COOL. i dont wanna share too much in case he ever actually publishes it but he's so cool and this idea is so cool and it's eppic and poggers :3 !!!!! I love himb. kicks my feet and gigles and blows a kiss at him in headspace

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

[mercuriiarts]

✨them✨

some Maulriah because i absolutely love them so much ckenckwndjsn they’re soulmates

Im really happy with how natural looking Riah’s markings look now <3 he’s so pretty it’s unfair

i used some references of a Native American model called Cherokee Jack for Mauls facial structure (let’s be honest, TCW animation is broken af) and just jfenjfjekcjer LOOK AT HIMB?!

i like to think Maul starts wearing nicer clothes after settling into the whole Crimson Dawn thing, and eventually starts wearing a little more colour - mostly because he prefers Galriah’s oversized jumpers when it’s cold and absolutely not because i love visual storytelling where a villain rejoins the light via colour symbolism oh no not at all

also anyone who thinks Maul is cishet and white is wrong <3 Maul is 100% POC and i will die on this hill

[sierracolorstheworldofwords]

I have an imagine request if that okay… I saw this video trend on Tik Tok and I was curious about what it would be like with the Iplier Egos…. So the Egos reaction to their significant other calling them by their first name instead of their usual term of endearment. Babe, baby, honey, sweetie, darling, etc… Please and thank you!

An: I’m alive! ALIVE! Anyway, this took a while because of mental health things, and with everything going on in the world! But I’m really happy u sent this request, and I hope you sent more! Pls? qwq anyway! Also I hope whoever requests this likes it! Enjoy! :3 Dark: Dark would just be like -_-?  Then he’d look up from his newspaper and go, “Yes, (Y/n)?”  Then he’d get grumpy because he loves your pet names! He loves you saying his name in that beautiful voice of yours, but still! He wants to be called darling, it’s so cute when you do it, and it always makes him smile, even though he doesn’t like to admit it. 

Wilford: Wilford would look at you with wide eyes, and then immediately get on his knees, “Pumpkin? Did I do somethin? You usually call me your cute gum drop! Ya haven’t called me that all day! You only use my name when I’m in trouble! Did Wilfy do somethin wrong?” he grabs your hand and gives you the sweetest puppy eyes, “I didn’t get out Mr. Shooty today, I swear!” 

The Googles: Prime: Would be sus. You usually greet him with pet names. He, being well… fucking google, googles it. He asks the internet why you aren’t calling him his pet names. When he finds out it could be because you’re mad, he goes to you and asks what’s wrong.  “You’re the only human I like, and I want to know if I made you angry.”  When you admit it was a little prank, you actually see him pout, and blush, “I actually missed your nicknames, don’t do that again, or I’ll be sad.”  Oliver: He picks up on it immediately.  “Honey– am I in trouble? I didn’t do anything, wrong, did I? Have I been putting too much pressure on the nicknames?” Then you tell him it’s a tik tok trend.  “A-ah..” he then pouts, and wraps himself around you, “Well! (Y/N!) I don’t mind you saying my name, it sounds so wonderful coming from your lips~” he winks at you as you turn a bright red.  Oxnard: He pretends it doesn’t affect him. He just looks towards you and asks, “What?”  “Oh nothing.”  On the inside he’s wondering where your sweet pet names went, and it’s only when you two are going to bed that he confronts you about it, pouting as he clings to you.  “You haven’t called me sweet heart or love all day!” He’s overheating now, “And I don’t like it. I love your pet names, please keep calling me them..”  You can’t help bit smirk a little, and tease him, cooing over him and smothering him in affection. Which, even though he doesn’t say it, he loves.  Omega: Gets pouty, not angry, just pouty. He wants you to call him darling, and sweet heart, and other nick names! Why’d you call his name? Everyone else uses that name! You use your special little nicknames, and he likes how only you can use them! So he just ignores you until you call him sweet heart. 

Bing: He gets anxious at first, before grinning like a fool.  “You saw that tik tok video, didn’t you?”  You give him a sheepish smile, “Yeah..”  He chuckles, laughing, “You almost got me dude! Nice try babe!”  He then ends up wrapping his arms around you and snuggling you, playfully scolding you for trying to prank the prankster!  

Eric: He thinks he’s in trouble.  “D-did I-I d-do some-something w-wrong?” he whimpers, looking at you with wide eyes, his heart pounding– oh god, is this when you finally dump him?  Seeing him so scared, you quickly climb into his lap, and shake your head, telling him about the video you saw on tik tok, and apologize for scaring him. You cuddle, kiss, and snuggle him for the rest of the day, calling him all the sweet adorable pet names he deserves. 

Illinois: He smirks, “Why, I love the way my name sounds when you say it~” he purrs, “Can you please say it more? You make it sound like a song from heaven, which makes sense, cause ya are an angel.”  He then winks at your flustered face, chuckling at how cute you look when blushing.  Yancy: “Youse okay– wait, am I in trouble? That’s what my ma would always do when I was in trouble! Did I do somethin to upset youse? I only beat up that guy cause he insulted ya!”  You look at him in shock, “Wait, what– you’re not in trouble? And what guy?”  He laughs, “N-no one! I didn’t say anythin about a guy, sweet heart, youse must be crazy bella!” He laughs even more, “I-I didn’t do anythin! I swear!”  You look skeptical as hell, but don’t push the issue any further. 

Magnum: He tilts his head, before perking up, “Yes sweet heart? The siren who stole me heart? The love of me life? Is there somethin you need me to do, or did ya just need to call me over for some cuddles? Ye know what, lemme go cuddle you, cause now I’m in a cuddlin mood!”  You’re too flustered to even respond to if you need help, because him calling you the love of his life melted you into a shy puddle. He ends up cuddling you and calling you more cute nicknames, loving how he can tease you.  Bim: He is all about pet names. He loves pet names. He loves knowing that there’s a name just for him. So, when you call him Bim, he can’t help but pout. Since he’s so used to being called darling, and pouts.  “Oh everyone calls me Bim! Since I am Bim Trimmer, and while I do love my name, since, well, you know, I am Bim Trimmer, I like it when you call me your darling much better, because only you get the privilege to call me that!” 

Silver: “How do you know my secret identity?!”  You dead pan, “We’re literally dating!”  “Oh! Right! I mean– what are you talking about random civilian?!”  You purse your lips, crossing your arms, and he chuckles nervously.  “You never know where there might be spies! I’m just saying!”  You turn away in a huff, and he immediately asks for your forgiveness, saying that evil is everywhere, and he has to protect you! 

Host: He just looks at you, before saying, “Host knows that this is about tik tok. And he wants to say, that you tried, but also, he wants you to know that while it was a very good try, he still loves you.”  You pout, and he just chuckles.  “Host loves how cute you are, my darling. I can indulge you, this once.”  You sigh, “It’s too late! The opportunity is already gone!”  He chuckles at your antics, before going to cuddle you, laughing at how pouty you are. 

Dr. Iplier: He acts similarly to Dark, taking a sip of his coffee before going.  “(Y/n).” You look at him in surprise, not expecting that.  “Bing showed me the tik tok video.” he grins, “It was cute.”  Then he goes back to drinking his coffee and reading his book, chuckling, before saying, “Maybe next time.”  Yan: (I saved my boi for last leave me alone! >^< I love himb..)  He just perks up, his heart fluttering– you called his name? You called his name! He smiles, swooning, leaning his cheek on his hand, “Yes senpai? Is there anything you need, my love? Or did you just want me to notice you? Because I already have! Let me show you!”  Then he realizes– the tik tok! Bing showed him that tik tok! But he decides that he wants to hold you more than play along with the tik tok, so he wraps himself around you like an octopus and showers you in love. 

[stupidlittledoodles]

Hello! How are you doing?

I haven't seen you in a while, hope you are okay!

Also here is a cute frog for you 🙂

Oh my gosh thank you I love himb :D

I'm still around but brain is not releasing the ideas at the mo. Thanks for checking up on me _sob_ <3

[nompunhere]

Whose your top 5 buggos you like to have as your roommate? Can even be supporting ones too!

Okay, gonna have to think about this. Actual order is uncertain, as I'm mainly just "who would be a good roommate" rather than "who would be the best roommate"

1. Q/uirrel. he- h-himbs mah boi. Need I say more? okay but in all seriousness, he's a scholar and an archivist. his hobbies are probably quiet and wouldn't take up too much of the house, plus he probably has at least some sense of organization, since he worked somewhere akin to a library

Hmm.. that's cleaning covered, how about cooking (hdkahfafsd I do care more about them than just what they bring to the table lol)

2. H/ive K/night? Access to a lifetime supply of honey, heheh. I don't know that he'd know how to make food with anything other than honey, though. Aside from that, he has many, many soft fuzzy friends. Definitely a plus. House full of bees, but who cares? They're cuddly.

3. Mmmm.. M/atoooooo! I honestly would not mind living in a house full of pillows. And I've seen some interpretations of him where he loves to cook. Just wish he was a bit more organized with his stuff. That's one thing O/ro's got over him. He would be very nice to just hang out with, though. Meditate a while and such.

Trying to think of more people/bugs I could relate to. Like, not L/emm. Too much of his stuff, not enough room for mine. Probably not H/ornet. She's cool and would likely insist on making sure the housework gets done, but honestly I might be a little too intimidated by her. That, and I think her household is full enough as is with her siblings. In happy endings, anyway

4. Oh! How about M/yla? She's a cute little bean, and I feel like it'd be fun to help her find ways to use all the crystals she mined. Jewelry, décor, mosaics maybe? So long as you don't lose yourself to their entrancing glow.. Having a roommate to draw your attention away when they start to be too much might be beneficial. And she sings!

who else who else who else who else-

T/iso can have Q/uirrel for a roommate honestly. It's hard to picture him living with anyone else. and then B/retta is.. relatable, but also a bit much? I wouldn't want to impose on S/heo and his husband, the H/unter has his own distinct, solitary lifestyle, there are a bunch of others that are either a heCK no or a respectfully, no.. I love O/grim, but he is a stinky smelli boi and I cannot live like that, hmm...

5. Maybe the S/eer? Drinking tea and tending graves, sounds like a peaceful life. I wouldn't mind it. And I think she could really use the company, being one of the last (if not the last) members of her tribe and all.

Honorable mentions: L/urien and/or his butler, That One M/oss K/night, the little mushie people, the grUBS, B/ardoon (he IS the room), B/rumm, M/onomon, C//ornifer and I/selda, C/loth, several non-warrior ghosts (M/arissa, the whole S/pirit's G/lade, J/oni)

listen, why does this game have so many heckin characters. too many to choose from. many I forgot. and a bunch of unnecessary unspoken limitations I've set on myself