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let-the-living-beware · 1 year ago

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DIABOLIK LOVERS CHAOS LINEAGE Animate Tokuten Drama CD “Diabolik ★ Newcomer ~ A weird day at the café ~”

Note: @diabolikpersonals, @dialovers-yuri-edition and me wrote fake drama CDs with the prompt 'Maid café with a twist' and I thought I'd share mine here!!

Characters: Laiko, Anikó, Yuma, Reiji, Ruki, Kou, Subaru, Ayato, Kino, Laito, Shin, Shu, Yui

You can skip this but here is some basic info you need for the CD. I will keep it short. Founders, Vampires, Ghouls, Wolfs and half bloods in general have different animal appearances.

Wolfs = dog breeds Founder = wolf Ghouls = crows Vampires = Mononykus (super cute Dinosaur) Half bloods = Cats

Anikó is a wolf that hates Vampires and Founders and Laiko is a friend of Shin and Carla (also Carlas wife but thats not important fot this).

*Chattering can be heard in the background*

*thud*

Yuma: Welcome, how can I help ya?

Girl A: O-my-God, they can talk for real!

Yuma: Of course we can talk.

Girl B: And they even have little maid outfits, ahh so cute!

Yuma: Could cha order, I don’t wanna catch roots ‘ere.

Reiji: Yuma, I am not going to say it every time I walk past you. Be more friendly with our customers.

Yuma: Yeah, whatever. Your order?

Girl A: Of course, we both want hot chocolate with marshmallows.

Yuma: Right up.

*He walks away*

Yuma: Oi Ruki, table 12 needs two hot chocolate with Marshmallows.

Ruki: Ask Yui, I can’t right now.

Yuma: Why, ya look perfectly capable for me and Yui’s busy.

Ruki: Yuma. Do I look like I can prepare anything right now with this set of Paws. I indeed would like to make it, but I am incapable of doing so and if Yui is busy ask Laiko. I saw her a few minutes ok.

Laiko: What can I help with?

Yuma: Table 12 needs two hot chocolates with marshmallows.

Laiko: Oh, sure I’ll do it!! I can’t say no to such cutsie little plush balls.

Ruki: Do not call me a plush ball.

Yuma: Just wait. I’ll scratch your eyes out someday.

Laiko: You won’t, you’re way too cute for violence. Anyway, let’s get going, shall we?

Hm~? Hey! Ayato! Down from the counter, you’re going to scratch it!

*Laiko sprays him with water*

Ayato: How dare you spray Ore-sama with water! You should respect me more!

Laiko: Ayato your feathers are waterproof, don’t make a fuss and go outside besides, why are you not wearing your dress?

Ayato: Not wearing that thing.

Ruki: We all have to, Ayato.

Yuma: Right, it’s part of the rebrandin’. No one likes em.

Laiko: I do and surely Yui does too.

Yuma: No one besides them.

-timeskip after the café closed-

Yui: I am back, and I brought another hurt demon with me. I hope we can welcome him here.

Kou: Welcome back M-neko-chan~ Who exactly did you bring with you today- IS THAT A DOG?! *hiss*

???: I am a wolf dumbass, and my name is Shin. You should have told me that you have half bloods here.

Yui: I didn’t think it was important and…are you sure you are a wolf?

Shin: Yes of course, are you doubting me?

Yui: No, it’s just.

Subaru: Ya look more like a Pomeranian.

Shin: Shut it you oversized turkey before I make a meal out of you.

Subaru: What did you just call me?!

Shin: You heard me.

Shu: He’s right. You’re tiny.

Shin: Tsk, I don’t listen to bird scum like yourself.

Shu: Then look in the mirror.

*He walks towards one of the mirrors*

Shin: WHAT?! Are my powers this weakened.

Reiji: Probably. If you having a wolf form is true. You should probably get it checked out by an exorcist.

Shin: Shit I am gonna do. It will go away and until then I will stay.

Yuma: Ya really should though. Those things can last forever y’know and Kou?

Kou: Yes?

Yuma: What’re you doing on the ceiling?

Ruki: I was going to ask you the same question. I would appreciate it if you could come down this instant or you pay for the paint fix.

Kou: If the dog goes away!

Ruki & Reiji: Kou, you come down now!

Kou: Fine fine.

???: The ceiling is still scratched and beside…male founder demons are the worst kind. I would let him rot wherever you got him from.

Yuma: Hah? Anikó, since when are ya here?

Anikó: The entire time.

Shin: Tsk, of course you already have one of these pretentious whores here and an exquisite one at that.

Anikó: What did you call me!? Should I remind you that you ignored me for half a millennium?

Shu: You shouldn’t have brought him here.

Yui: Why?

Shin: …pushed me in front of a moving train!

Shu: They are noisy.

Anikó: …mistake, you moron!

Kino: Oi shut it. I need to finish this game and I need to concentrate for that.

Shin: Shut the fuck up

Anikó: you pathetic little crow.

Ayato: Of course, now they like each other.

Reiji: Yui?

Yui: What is it Reiji-San?

Reiji: You should guide Shin around the café and give him his uniform.

Anikó: Yeah, you should show him around, around the exit door if possible.

Yui: Oh yes! Come Shin, I will show you around.

Shin: If you insist.

Laiko: Why do I get ignored now?! Hello?!

-Timeskip-

Shin: What the fuck?! I am not wearing that thing!!

Yui: Shin-kun, everyone has to.

Shin: I am not everyone! I am a founder, and I will not participate in your weird fantasies!

Yui: I-It’s not a fantasy!

Shin: And I am Santa Claus, go away! Growl

*Ruki walks in*

Ruki: Can I help you in any way?

Yui: Yes actually. Could you please help me Keep him from struggling?

Ruki: What do I get for doing so?

Yui: I don’t know. Besides, you offered your help!

Ruki: I was just joking. Should I hold him down?

Yui: Eh yes.

Shin: Don’t you dare come near me half-blood!! Why are you in your human form anyway? Infront of a human too!

Ruki: That is none of your business and now keep quiet.

*He walks up to Shin, trying to touch him but Shin tries to bite him*

Shin: keep your dirty hands off me!

Ruki: So, you do not want to cooperate? Fine, by me.

*Ruki walk away*

Shin: Since your help is gone now, can I go?

Yui: I guess so?

Ruki: I knew we still had it.

Shin: What is that?

Ruki: A muzzle, one of humanity’s greatest inventions when it comes to dealing with animals who act up. It prevents them from biting their caretakers. Yui, hold him.

Yui: Okay.

Shin: You can’t put that on me I am a founder!! *Growls and quietly barks* And you let go of me!

Ruki: The more you struggle the more it is going to hurt.

*Ruki eventually puts on the muzzle and the dress with Yui’s help, and they walk outside*

Yui: Come on Shin-kun. The evening customers are going to arrive soon, we need to open the café.

Shin: Forget it.

Ruki: Do you want to get put on leash too?

Ayato: What are you three up to- PFFFFT PAHAHAHAH You look ridiculous.

Shin: I am going to kill you.

Yui: We don’t threaten each other here.

Ayato: Hahhh exactly, Shin.

Subaru: We also don’t laugh at each other.

*He pushes Ayato down the chair*

Ayato: Hey!

Subaru: You were on my chair.

Ayato: Tsk

Laito: uhhh you look great! So pink nfu~

Shin: Fuck you.

Reiji: I forbid myself. No swearing in the public part of the café. Now let us start.

-timeskip-

Ruki: And if your magic should run out or overflow you can ask her to help.

Anikó: As if I would help him after what happened. Besides he isn’t even part of the family.

Ruki: Neither are you and we still help you so get over your own ego.

Anikó: Hahh fine. I guess I can help if you need me.

Shin: I won’t need you.

Anikó: *whispering* I remember you begging for my help last time~

Shin: Excuse me?

Anikó: Nothing.

Ruki: I will let you alone now. You know what you need to do?

Shin: Yeah, yeah take orders and shit.

Ruki: If you make one single mistake, I will make sure you are going to regret it.

Shin: Welcome to this café, how may I help you?

Girl A: Awww are you cute!! Can I cuddle you?

Shin: What? No of course you cannot- oi stop it, put me down this instant! Ey ouch you are going to kill me!

Shin: Hm? Where am I? That was a weird dream. I hope I never dream of it again. Huh? Is that a little maid dress…

Laiko: Hihihihi I hope you liked it!

Shin: Where are you?! Just wait until I find you, you dream manipulating whore.

#diabolik oc #diabolik lovers #shin tsukinami #kou mukami #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #diabolik boys #fake drama cd #ayato sakamaki #ruki mukami #subaru sakamaki #laito sakamaki #I hope you enjoyed it!!

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changethecircumstances · 2 years ago

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Things my friend said during our House of Ashes playthrough part 2

Babe stop coughing we were about to kiss (about Clarice and Rachel)

Did I just abandon Clarice oh no I'm sorry I'm sorry oh no no no no! Go back go back can we please replay that?!?! I can't leave my vampire girlfriend! (We did replay the blood pit chapter lol)

What you doing offering him a bottle when his hands are tied what the fuck he gonna do?!? (Eric offering Salim a drink)

(I knew you were trouble softly playing in the next room as Nick follows Jason) ah shit they about to fuck right?

(Chooses the 'they attacked our country option by accident') wait no! No! I became racist!? Wait no! First I lost my girlfriend (Clarice) and then I lost my boyfriend (Joey) and now I'm racist? Please please can we replay this again (we replayed the Blood pit chapter 3 times lol)

(About Eric dissecting the vampire) ur a nuclear engineer what the fuck do u know about biology?

(Playing as Jason again) ok let's try to not be racist this time

(Nick says "this is the closest I've been to hell") That's OK baby I'll take you to heaven right here

I want Rachel to live so she can be with Clarice

(After being told Clarice dies no matter what but that they could both become vampires) oooo then that's the ending I'm going for

(When we finally get back to the blood pit) God I hate this part I just want to get back to my girlfriend. Also ma'am ur hoo-ha is gonna be infected after this

I don't care what u say those vampires are sneaking out of that fucking cave. They are coming out. It's pride month and the demons are coming out

(Proceeds to replace every unintelligible part for randolphs journal with the word masturbating and cries laughing)

(Having completely forgotten what the vampire looks like) Oh God it's like the xenomorph but uglier!

(Sees Joey as a vampire) Damn he kind of Sexier like this

(About to go over the chasm with Clarice) I swing that way do you swing that way?

(Manages to replay the Blood pit only to choose the options where Clarice ends up deciding to stay behind) I did all that and my girlfriend left me? Fuck it I'm not playing that again let's finally continue (we did finally continue lol)

Men be talking about fighting demons when really it's just bisexual thoughts

Are we ever gonna talk about Nick killing Merwin or are we gonna gloss over that like it was just a war thing?

I'm getting to Eric levels of hatred with Dar

Dar is a burden on humanity but Eric is a cum stain on life (what did Eric do to my friend lol she hated him so much hahaha)

(Jason says "this is our house our rules!") It really isn't though?

(Reading the relationship updates) what do u mean Rachel broke the news of her relationship with Nick harshly? How else do u break that to someone? Oh I'm sorry. I accidently penetrated another man?

I don't care about turning Rachel into a vampire anymore. My vampire girlfriend left me so I'm leaving her like I left my husband-wait is this karma?

(Me surviving as Eric even though my friend abandoned me as Rachel) I'm comin for ya treacherous wife

(Eric to Nick "you stay out of my way") ill just stay in your wife then

Jason just looking for excuses to touch Salim huh?

So this is hr Geiger's wet dream

Can we have a part 2 where the US government tries to use it as a weapon and fucks up?

Please blink (immediately screams when the fluid covered surviving prologue character blinks)

(When the crucifix didn't help as Nick) God said this was not one of mine abort

(When Salim crawled into the star chamber first) bye yall I got a son

Who am I talking to? Salim? (Tells her its Eric) God damn it

(When Rachel and Eric talk in the star chamber) I'm just gonna leave now cause we can't both be on our period

(When the cocoons is blowing up) its 5 o clock in the morning? I'd crawl into a cocoon and have a catnap

(About Jason and Salim) I want to see them on 90 day fiance

Maybe the solution to racism is aliens

(When vampire Clarice popped out in the waterfall) my girlfriend!

(When the eclipse happens) ah hell no

(When poppin flares) Marvel has 24hrs to respond avengers endgame who?

(When the Curator started talking at the end after we saved everyone) mother fucker just congratulate me

(During the interviews specifically with Rachel) can I take a shower? Please??? I was a blonde before this I am now a red head

#house of ashes #the dark pictures #personal #i seriously cant believe we got everyone out lol

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dialovers-translations · 3 years ago

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Diabolik Lovers LUNATIC PARADE ;; Ayato Route ー Chapter 1

Yui: ( I have to retrieve my heart no matter what…! )

ー The scene starts in the carriage

Ayato: Oh, take a look, Chichinashi! The castle has come into view!

Yui: Eh...?

*Rustle*

Ayato: Heeh...Guess it’s to be expected with the ongoing Parade, but things seem pretty fired up in the surroundin’ city as well.

Hehe. I think we’re in for a good time...!

Yui: ...Hold up!

( A good time...? I thought we were going to look for my heart...? )

Ayato: Hm? Why are you frownin’...?

Ah. I bet you think that I’ve completely forgotten ‘bout your heart, aren’t you?

Yui: Uu...

Ayato: Hmph. How could I forget? I remember it very well!

But you know, we have to gather some information on this Walter guy first.

So I see no harm in enjoyin’ the Parade a lil’ while we’re at it?

Yui: Eeh...!?

( Can we really afford to take the slow approach...? )

...

Ayato: ...Are you that worried ‘bout your heart?

Yui: ...Well...

Ayato: Oi, listen up.

I’ll ensure you get your heart back.

So don’t worry. Trust me!

Yui: ...Yeah...

( ...Right. I’m the one who chose Ayato-kun after all...So I can’t lose faith... )

*Rustle*

Ayato: ...Puttin’ that aside, guess I’m take a lil’ break before we arrive at our destination.

That bein’ said, I’m gonna borrow your lap for a bit.

*Rustle*

Yui: ...! A-Ayato-kun!?

( He laid his head down in my lap...! )

*TIMESKIP*

Yui: ( Count Walter...I wonder why exactly he has stolen my heart...? )

( Um...I think it was called a ‘Kleinod’? )

( Apparently I’m still alive because one of those has been put inside of me to replace my heart but...Still... )

...

( ...Let’s not think about that now. Worrying myself sick won’t get us any further anyway. )

( It’s just like Ayato-kun said. I shouldn’t make myself unnecessarily anxious... )

Ayato: ...Zzー ...Zzー...

Yui: ( Fufu. Ayato-kun seems to be enjoying his nap... )

ー The carriage suddenly comes to a halt

*Rustle*

Yui: Kyaah...!

Ayato: Uwah!?

*THUD*

Ayato: ...Ow!!

Yui: ( ...! Ayato-kun was sent flying from the rebound...! )

A-Are you okay...!?

Ayato: T-The fuck!? I was sleepin’ so comfortably too...!

*Rustle*

Ayato: Oi, Familiar! Where did you learn to drive like that!? Cut the crap!

Familiar: M-My sincere apologies...! Someone suddenly jumped onto the road from behind the shadow of those trees...

Ayato: A person...? ...What? Who the fuck’s that bastard dressed in all black...?

Yui: ( ...A black-clad figure riding on a horse is blocking the path... )

( On top of that, he seems to be staring our way... )

Ayato: I don’t know what’s goin’ on but I don’t like this one bit...Fuck! Imma go give him a piece of my mind!

ー Ayato gets out of the carriage

Yui: A-Ayato-kun...!

Ayato: Oi, don’t come down. Sit still and wait for me inside the carriage. ...Capiche?

ー He runs off

Yui: ( There he goes... )

( I wonder if he’ll be okay by himself...? )

ー The scene shifts to the outer area around Bernstein castle

Black-clad figure: ...

Ayato: Oi! Mr. Man in Black! You sure have some nerve to get in my way!

Who the fuck are you!? Get off your horse and name yourself!

*Thud*

Black-clad figure: ...I’m the gatekeeper.

Ayato: Gate...? Hmph! Strange name you’ve got there, mate!

Gatekeeper: I have no name. Gatekeeper...In other words, the one guarding the gate of the Demon World.

It is my duty to ensure that no unwanted intruders enter the Demon World...

I simply cannot allow that tainted woman who is neither demon nor human to set foot inside.

Ayato: Aah!? Oi, say that one more time?

She’s a tainted woman!? Imma send you straight flyin’ if you speak that sorta crap again!

ー The scene shifts back to the carriage

Yui: ( ...Oh no! I have to stop him! )

ー Yui rushes out of the carriage

Yui: Ayato-kun! Calm down!

Ayato: ...! Chichinashi!? Idiot! Why did you come out!?

Yui: Because...!

( At this rate, it’d turn into a fight... )

Gatekeeper: Hmph. I knew it...Oi, woman. You are under arrest.

*Thud*

Yui: Kyah...!

Ayato: ...! Not in my book! Let her go!!

*Rustle*

Gatekeeper: ...!

Ayato: You really think I’m gonna hand her over to some creep like you!?

Let’s go, Chichinashi! Run!!

Yui: Y-Yeah...!

ー The two of them start running as the scene shifts to Glimmer Main Street

Ayato: Haah...Haah...Seems like we got away somehow.

Even if he chases after us, we should be fine amidst this large of a crowd.

Yui: Right...

( Still...I wonder if we should have ran away...? )

( What did that person mean with ‘a tainted woman who is neither demon nor human...? )

( He must have been talking about me, right...? )

( Being here might be more dangerous in my current state than I thought... )

Ayato: ...Oi, what’s wrong? Why do you look so glum?

Yui: Eh...?

Ayato: ...Listen, Chichinashi. You are mine.

I definitely won’t let someone else have you.

So you’ve got nothin’ to worry ‘bout.

While I’m lookin’ for your heart, you can look ‘round the Parade and take it easy for a bit.

Yui: ( ...Ayato-kun... )

( Right. Ayato-kun’s with me after all...I’m sure everything will be fine. )

( I’m sure he’ll save me no matter what happens... )

Okay. I will.

Ayato: Mmh! Let’s go then.

Male Vampire A: Oi, did you see it? The poster on the plaza...

Female Vampire A: Yes. one of Karlheinz’ sons is on the wanted list, right?

Male Vampire A: Yeah, it’s Sakamaki Ayato...

Yui: ...!?

( Ayato-kun’s a wanted criminal...!? )

Ayato: Ah? What did you say ‘bout Yours Truly?

Male Vampire A: ...’Yours Truly’...? Could you be...Sakamaki...Ayato...?

Ayato: ...? I mean, yeah?

Yui: ( ...! Ayato-kun just revealed himself! I have to cover up for him!! )

Let’s go over there!

*Rustle*

Ayato: Aah? The fuck you doin’ all of a sudden...?

Yui: ( Either way, we have to get away from here...! )

ー Yui drags him away as the scene shifts to Aizen Alleyway

Ayato: ...Hmm, I see. I’m an outlaw, huh?

Well, I’m sure that ‘Gate’ guy or whatever his name was is behind it, right?

Hmph! He’s challengin’ me, huh? He’s got some balls then.

Yui: Anyway, that’s our current situation, so we should probably avoid crowded areas for now...

Ayato: ...Well, you might be right but...

...Say, Chichinashi?

Yui: Eh?

ー He pins her against the wall

*Thud*

Yui: ...Kyah!

Ayato: Aren’t you just makin’ up excuses ‘cause you want some private time with me...?

Yui: Eh...!?

Ayato: You should just be honest ‘bout it then. ...I don’t mind.

I was just ‘bout in the mood for that as well. Nn...

Yui: Nn...!

Ayato: Nn...Haah...

Yui: Haah...! Gosh, Ayato-kun! Now’s not the time for this...!

Ayato: Oh shut up. You’re the one who enticed me.

Come on, look this way. I’ll give you one more. Nn...

*Smooch*

Yui: ...

( ...It’s no use. I can’t push him away... )

ー Footsteps can be heard in the background

Male Vampire A: I could have sworn they went that way...

Ayato: ...!?

Yui: ( ...!! Somebody’s coming!! )

Ayato: ...Che. Seems like somethin’ got in the way. We’ll continue later. Come here!!

*Rustle*

Yui: Kyah...Ayato-kun, wait...!

ー They run off again to an underground passage

Ayato: Fuck...That Gate guy totally ruined our plans to enjoy the Parade...

Oi, Chichinashi. We’re takin’ a break. Now!

Yui: A-A break...? Right here?

Ayato: ...Let’s see if there’s any good spots ‘round...Well, guess we can just open one of these doors at random...There!

*Thud*

Yui: ( ...! He’s opening doors without permission...! )

Ayato: Oh. Better than I expected. We can take a seat and rest here.

Yui: A-Ayato-kun...Couldn’t this be the basement of someone’s home...?

( He just invited himself in...We’ll get yelled at if they find us! )

ー The scene shifts to an underground room

Ayato: ...Heeh. Well, it’s a lil’ dusty in here, but I guess it’s more comfortable than the place we were at before...

Well thenー... Guess I’ll kick back and relax for a bit.

*Thud*

Yui: ( Ayato-kun totally made himself at home... )

Selection

→ Call him out (☾)

Yui: ( I should probably tell him... )

...Hey, Ayato-ku...

Ayato: Come on, you should sit down here with me. I’m sure you’re tired from runnin’ ‘round, right?

Yui: ( Is he looking out for me...? It’s kind of difficult to call him out now... )

→ Keep quiet

Ayato: Come on, you should join me here as well.

Yui: S-Sure...

ー Yui takes a seat next to him

Yui: ( It can’t be helped...If the resident of this house were to come down here, we can just explain the situation to them... )

( ...However, if this person has seen the wanted poster...What will we do...? )

( Perhaps we should explain the circumstances to the Gatekeeper instead, )

( and have the wanted poster taken down...? But... )

ー A flashback ensues

Ayato: ...Listen, Chichinashi. You are mine.

I definitely won’t let someone else have you.

So you’ve got nothin’ to worry ‘bout.

ー The flashback ends

Yui: ( I truly felt happy to hear those words from Ayato-kun... )

( He got upset when the Gatekeeper called me a ‘tainted woman’ as well... )

( Despite some of his statements, I can tell he properly looks out for me... )

( I’ll stick to his plan for a while after all... )

( ...Wait, huh...? )

ー Ayato opens one of the cupboards

Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi! Check this out! There’s so much interestin’ stuff to find in this room!

Yui: ...Ayato-kun!?

( He went ahead and opened one of the cupboards...! )

A-Ayato-kun...! You’ll get scolded for looking through other people’s belongings...!

Ayato: Haah? Who cares? It’s not like I’m tryin’ to steal anythin’.

Anyway, look...You should join me here as weーー

*THUD*

Ayato: ...!? Uwah...!!

Yui: ( The cupboard...!! )

*CRASH*

Yui: ( O-Oh no...! It fell over...! )

Ayato: S-Shit...

ー Somebody rushes downstairs

???: ...Is someone there!?

Yui: ( ...! We’re busted! )

Ayato: ...Yeah. We let ourselves in for a bit, ‘kay?

House owner: ...! Who are you two!? What are you doing in someone else’s basement!?

Ayato: What do you mean...? Can’t you tell we’re takin’ a lil’ break here? Got a problem with that!?

House owner: Of course I do!!

Yui: A-Ayato-kun...!

We’re on the wanted list, so we have to somehow talk our way out before things escalate...!

Ayato: Che, shut up. I don’t need you tellin’ me that! ...There!

*THUD THUD*

House owner: Uwah!

Yui: ( He knocked over a different cupboard this time...! )

Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi! Now’s our chance! We’re gettin’ out of here!!

*Rustle*

Yui: Kyah...! W-Wait, Ayato-kun...!

ー The scene shifts back to Aizen Alleyway

Ayato: Haah...That was close...

Yui: ...Gosh, you definitely went too far just now!

Ayato: Aah!? Fuck off!

If we just stood ‘round there twiddlin’ our thumbs, we would have both gotten arrested!

Yui: ...Even so...!

Ayato: Anyway, we can’t return to the underground now...

...Guess we have no other choice. Okay, this way. Let’s go.

*Rustle*

Yui: ( ...But that’ll take us back to the plaza from earlier, no...? )

Ayato-kun, wait...! Where are you...?

Ayato: I’ve got an idea. ...Lend me your ear for a sec.

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: There should be a dress shop right across the plaza. We’re gonna get ourselves some costumes there.

Yui: Costumes...?

Ayato: There’s plenty of people walkin’ ‘round dressed up as part of the Parade.

If we mix in with them, we’ll be able to proceed without gettin’ our cover blown, right?

Yui: ...I see! Way to go, Ayato-kun...!

Ayato: Heh! How’s that? Let me tell you, try and keep your head high.

Bein’ all sneaky and trying to keep low will only make you stand out more in these kinds of situations.

Yui: ...Yeah, gotcha!

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the dress shop

Ayato: ...Phew. We made it to the store somehow.

Yui: ( Thank god... )

( I’m sure it’s because my heart is missing that nobody took notice of me, unlike the previous times I’ve been here...Right? )

( ...However, we can’t rest assured just yet. We have to make sure the employees don’t recognize us... )

Dress shop owner: Are you looking for something?

Ayato: Yeah! We want costumes for the Parade. For me...and for her as well.

Dress shop owner: Understood! In that case, I would highly recommend these outfits which came in just earlier today!

Ayato: Oh! Show us then!

Yui: ( ...Ayato-kun’s acting completely normal... )

( I guess nobody would suspect we’re wanted outlaws like this... )

Ayato: Hm...There’s quite the collection. Oi, Chichinashi. Which one do you want?

Yui: ...Hm, let’s see...

( If we want to conceal our faces, a mask might be good... )

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: ...Hey, look at this one.

Yui: Eh?

*Rustle*

Ayato: You over there! Stop fooling around and make your choice already! Your sense of danger is severely lacking!

Yui: ...!

Ayato: ...What do you think of these nose glasses? All I gotta do is part my hair differently (1) to complete the look!

Yui: ...Ayato-kun...Just now were you trying to...?

( Imitate...Reiji-san...? )

Ayato: Hehe. Whatcha think? I sounded just like him, no?

Yui: ...Pfft....

Ayato: Ah! Why are you laughin’ your ass off!?

Yui: I-I mean...!

Ayato: ...You finally smiled.

Yui: Eh...?

Ayato: You’ve had a frown on your face ever since we came here.

Don’t blame me if it gives you wrinkles. (2)

Yui: ( Ayato-kun...He was trying to make me laugh on purpose... )

*TIMESKIP*

Ayato: ...’Kay, guess this will have to do for now...

Yui: ( We got masks and costumes for the both of us...I guess we’ll be okay now. )

( We kind of got caught up in the flow and spent quite some time inside the store. )

ー They leave the dress shop

Yui: ( Ah...! We accidentally walked out without our disguises. We have to get changed somewhere... )

Female Vampire A: ...Ah, hey...Aren’t they...?

Male Vampire A: ...I’m positive! It’s those two from earlier...! Seize them!

Yui: ( T-Those people from earlier...! T-This is bad...!! )

Ayato: Oi, we’re makin’ a run for it, Chichinashi! Come here!!

Yui: Y-Yeah!

ー They run towards the wagon area

Male Vampire A: They went that way!

Yui: ( They’ll catch us at this rate! )

Ayato: Fuck! No way I’m lettin’ myself get caught so easily!

Female Vampire A: They went that way!

Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi! We’re takin’ a shortcut! This way!

Yui: Eh!?

Crepe vendor: Crepes! Who’s in the mood for a fresh crepe?

Ayato: Get out of the way!

*THUD*

*CRASH*

Crepe vendor: Uwaah! My stall!

Yui: ( H-How terrible...! )

Ayato-kun, you can’t do such a thing...!

Ayato: Whatever, just follow me! Do you want to get caught!?

*Rustle*

Yui: Kyaah...!

( Even if he says that, this is messed up!! )

ー The two of them flee to Aizen Alleyway

Ayato: Haah...Haah...Che, a dead end...

It can’t be helped...I’ll just jump up in the air the...Uwah!?

*Flip*

Ayato: The fuck!? ...Wait, this is...

Yui: ...! Could this be...

( It’s our...wanted notice, right? But...these portraits... )

( ...They look nothing like us...actually... )

Ayato: ...Hahaha....Ahahaha!

What’s this? Who made these sloppy drawings?

Yui: ...But in this case, we probably wouldn’t have gotten recognized even without dressing up...

Ayato: Well, you do have a point...

ー Somebody walks up to them

???: ...I have finally found you two. No more of this useless game of tag.

Ayato: ...! You’re...!

Yui: ( The Gatekeeper... )

Ayato: ...Chichinashi! Grab hold of me! We’re takin’ off!

Yui: ...Ayato-kun, let’s not...

Ayato: Ah? The fuck you sayin’!?

Yui: Even if we do that, it’ll just bring us back to square one...

Let’s go with this person and explain the situation to them?

Ayato: Haah!? What are you sayin’!? Why should we let ourselves get arrested when we’ve done nothin’ wrong!?

Yui: ...Exactly. We have to start by explaining why we came here and clear our names.

Ayato: ...Why should we...!?

Gatekeeper: Hmph. For being a tainted woman, you seem rather reasonable.

Ayato: Tsk...Try sayin’ that one more time, you punk! I’ll send you flyin’!

*Rustle*

Yui: Ayato-kun! It’s fine! Just calm down, okay?

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: How can I stay calm!? That bastard talked shit ‘bout you bein’ tainted again...!

Yui: Please! Listen to me right now...!!

Ayato: ...Fuck!

Yui: ( Ayato-kun...I’m sorry... )

Gatekeeper: So? Have you made your decision? Well, you only ever had one choice from the very beginning.

Yui: ...We will come with you.

Gatekeeper: ...Very well. Come with me then. I have a carriage waiting for us on the main street.

Yui: ...Yes.

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: ...Let’s go, Ayato-kun.

Ayato: ...

ー They get in the carriage

Monologue

And so,

we were taken suspect,

by the Gatekeeper.

The place we were taken to by the carriage,

was Bernstein castle.

The home of Count Walter,

and the exact same location we were headed ourselves...

It turned out that the Gatekeeper,

had been looking for us,

upon Count Walter’s direct order.

ー The scene shifts to the throne room in Bernstein castle

Ayato: Che. Tell us that right from the beginning next time!

That Gate-something is actually one of Walter’s underlings!

???: ...Well, well, my sincere apologies.

Ayato: ...! Walter!

Yui: ( ...! This man is Count Walter...! )

Count Walter: So you are Ayato, son of the world-famous Karlheinz?

Ayato: Hmph! You bet! Altho I don’t give a damn ‘bout the Old Man.

Count Walter: Please, don’t say that. And you must be...

...I see...You are, huh? ...Fufu...

Ayato: Aah? The fuck’s your problem...? Stop ogling her!

Count Walter: Fufu, don’t get so upset. Well then, let us use this opportunity to have a nice, leisurely chat. Take a seat.

Ayato: Oi...I didn’t come here for no chit-chat.

Give her heart back. Right now!

Yui: ...Ayato-kun...!

Ayato: I mean, I’m not wrong, am I!? All of this happened ‘cause this freak stole your heart...!

Count Walter: ...I see. Ayato, it appears to me that you have quite the temper.

I have actually been testing you two.

Yui: Us...?

Count Walter: Yes. Ever since I sent that card your way, I have been keeping a close eye on you from here the whole time.

To see if you, and your partner Ayato...

...are suitable candidates to possess a precious treasure of which only one exists in this world.

Ayato: A precious...treasure...?

Yui: Could that be...?

( Is he talking about my stolen heart...? )

Count Walter: Hence why I chose not to reveal my ties with the Gatekeeper in an attempt to observe how you would deal with him.

However, unfortunately, it seems like you two are simply not suited for this treasure.

Yui: ...No way!

Ayato: What do you mean!?

Count Walter: I am sure you will agree with me if you take a second to think back to everything you have done these past couple of hours?

Ayato: Fuck off! Why do we have to get told all this shit by a frickin’ thief, huh!?

Stop spoutin’ this nonsense and hand back her heart!

*THUD*

Count Walter: ...That just cost you another five points.

Ayato: Haah? The fuck are these points...!?

Count Walter: While we may know each other’s names, this is our first time meeting in person. On top of that, I am your senior by many years...

Yet you choose to behave in such an outrageous way, which can only result in a bad score, no?

I cannot see someone like that as a fit candidate for this treasure...

Ayato: Aah!? You’re in no position to tell me that!

Yui: ...! Ayato-kun!!

Count Walter: Haah...There goes another five points. This is just sad.

As I thought, I don’t think I will be returning this treasure any time soon. Give up and go home. Gatekeeper! Show our guests the way o..

Yui: P-Please wait! J-Just one more...! Can’t you give us one more chance?

Count Walter: ...Hooh.

Yui: I’m begging you! Without that heart, I will...

Please...! Just one more chance...!

Count Walter: Hm...I see...

It seems that unlike with Ayato’s case, you seem worthy of retaking the trial.

Ayato: Aah!? Excuse me!?

Count Walter: ...Well then, Yui-san. Out of respect for you, I shall give you one more chance.

Yui: ...Really!?

Count Walter: Yes. Well then...You two will go and set straight all crimes you have committed here in the Demon World.

Yui: Set straight...our crimes...?

Count Walter: ...Exactly. In the meantime, I shall watch your every move from here.

If you can satisfy me with your approach, I do not mind returning your heart to you then.

Yui: ...Really!? Thank you so much!

Count Walter: Fufu. Being capable of giving a genuine response to someone’s act of goodwill is an admirable feat. I shall award you one point for that.

Ayato: Aah!? Look at you favorin’ Chichinashi this whole time! I’m not diggin’ this!

Count Walter: Oi, Ayato. If you do not watch your words, you will lose points again? Why not take a lesson or two from her?

Ayato: ...!

Count Walter: Well then, get going you two!

Yui: ...B-But...What should we do exactly?

Count Walter: Fufu. You will have to figure that one out yourself.

All I can say is that you should think long and hard about everything you have done so far and fix things appropriately...That’s it.

Well then, I have high hopes for you.

Yui: ...Yes. Please excuse us now. ...Ayato-kun, let’s go.

Ayato: Ah, oi! Chichinashi! Wait!!

*TIMESKIP*

Monologue

We returned to the city,

in a carriage which had been prepared for us.

The Count had been so kind,

to take down the wanted posters,

which meant we no longer had to hide ourselves,

while going from one place to another.

However, the real challenge starts now.

Let us take a deep breath and think first.

About the true meaning,

behind the task which has been given to us by the Count...

I have to somehow retrieve,

my stolen heart after allーー

While trying my best to explain the situation,

to Ayato-kun who seemed as grumpy as ever,

we settled in a waterside hotel.

ー The scene shifts to the hotel room

Yui: Ayato-kun?

( ...He’s not here...? )

( Could he be out on the balcony? ...He must still be upset, huh...? )

ー She steps out on the balcony

Ayato: ...

Yui: ...Ayato-kun. You must be thirsty, no? I’ve got some juice. I’ll leave it here, okay?

*Thud*

Yui: ...Um...I’m sorry...I was quite selfish back then...

Ayato: Che, my thoughts exactly! What was your problem? You just bent to that Count’s will like it was nothing...

He’s the one who stole your heart in the first place, remember!?

So why are we the ones who have to get tested!? It makes zero sense!

Yui: ...Yeah...

( I can’t blame him for getting upset...Still... )

Say, Ayato-kun? Listen?

Ayato: Aah?

Yui: I don’t think you’re wrong...

When we came here and the Gatekeeper talked badly about me...

You got mad at him...Remember? That made me really happy, you see.

Ayato: ...!

Yui: I was convinced you’d protect me no matter what. I told myself to have some faith in you.

Even when we were being chased around by a bunch of strangers, I knew things would be okay because you were there with me.

I want to stay with you from here on out too.

...That’s why I just have to get my heart back.

So we can be together in the future as well...

Ayato: Chichinashi...

Yui: I truly do feel bad for involving you in this as well.

If you don’t want to, I’ll handle it by myself.

I promise I’ll return with my heart, so you can...

ー He suddenly embraces her

*Rustle*

Ayato: You really think I’d do that!? Don’t give me that crap!

...You are mine. How many times do I have to repeat myself?

Ayato-sama will definitely retrieve your heart!

I mean, doesn’t it only make sense? If you are mine, then so is your heart.

I’m not gonna let that bastard do with it as he pleases...!

*Rustle*

Yui: Kyah...Nn...!

Ayato: Nn...

Oi, Chichinashi. Don’t ever say you’ll go by yourself again. ...Understood?

Yui: ( Ayato-kun... )

...Yeah. Gotcha. I won’t.

Ayato: Mmh...Well then...Let’s call it a day.

Starting tomorrow, we’ve gotta get started on that fucked up task given to us by the Count after all.

Yui: Yeah, good idea. ...Ah, Ayato-kun!

Ayato: Pwaah...Hm, what?

Yui: Listen...Okay? ...Thank you for everything...

Ayato: ...Hmph. What are you sayin’ out of nowhere...?

...Oi. I was gonna sleep but I changed my mind. Come here.

*Rustle*

Yui: ( Eh!? W-Wait...Ayato-kun!? Kyaah! )

*Thud*

Ayato: ...Oi, Chichinashi. If you want to thank me that badly, you better tend to me tonight.

Yui: Eh? W-What do you mean...?

Ayato: ...Let me suck your blood. I was just feelin’ kinda thirsty.

Don’t even try sellin’ me that juice of yours. It has to be your blood. Hehe.

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: Nn...Haah...Nn...

Haah...It really does taste a lil’ different from usual but oh well...

...It’s still your blood in the end.

In other words, every single drop of this blood belongs to me as well. Nn...

Yui: ...Ayato...kun...

Ayato: ...Oi, gimme more. Nn...Nn...

Yui: ( Even if his words are harsh at times, he always embraces me so gently... )

( I’m sure everything will be okay with Ayato-kun by my side... )

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

Translation notes

(1) 七三 or ‘seven-three’ refers to a type of hair style in which the hair is parted unevenly with 30% being on one side and the other 70% on the other, hence the name ‘seven-three’. Reiji has this hairstyle, so Ayato always refers to him as 七三メガネ or ‘shichi-san megane’

(2) Literally he says ‘Don’t blame me if your face never goes back to normal’

← RETURN TO PROLOGUE

→ PROCEED WITH MAIN STORY [CHAPTER 2]

→ SUB-SCENARIO #1 [W/ SHUU]

→ SUB-SCENARIO #2 [W/ KANATO]

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #ayato sakamaki #lunatic parade #diabolik lovers translation #lpayatochapter1

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transsexualhamlet · 4 years ago

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96 was actually good not clickbait?????

Ok time for the monthly chapter recap for y’all that don’t actually wanna read it

Ok so reminder that 95 was awful and everything that happened was wack, this is still kind of wack but it makes up for 95 by being fucking hilarious in every way plus having some important shit and I think Kagami probably wants to wait it out to 100 before telling us what the hell is going on

Of course, it’s just another Yu squad chapter except now we have Krul with them going like “oh my god these fucking idiots. We also have flashbacks to both Yu and Guren four years ago (which is great as usual) and the never-before-seen BABY VAMPIRE MIKA WITH A S W O R D AAAA and then M I K A Y U U C O N F I R M E D ????

This is the entire reason i wrote mika’s tragic emo backstory so i’m sad now because kagami actually did it better for fucking once

So first off, we start with Mitsu and Shinoa drunk-attacking the queen, and ending up fucking throwing up on her hands, so she yeets out of there, takes a shower, and steals some random clothes so SHE LOOKS LIKE SO CUTE OMG WTF SHE’S LIKE A C H I L D

DANGER DO NOT TOUCH EXCUSE ME MAAM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

So basically she’s like “hey uh kids wtf is up with you” and yu tells them she wants to help save mika (which it’s still annoying that they’re not being serious about it really but how could you be when she’s dressed like that)

Yu introduces Krul as “asuramaru’s baby sister” and when krul is like “I AM NOT AN INFANT” Yu says he thinks Krul is t h r e e y e a r s o l d, and then she corrects him to say “ashera tepes” and he’s like “asura tapes????” love that for him

then we deal with the fact that yoichi, mitsuba, and shinoa are drunk as fuck and lying on the floor half dead

So Kimizuki and Yu’s solution to that problem? Fucking pick them up. Bride carry them. Himbos. Oh my god

YU HAS BOTH GIRLS ON HIS SHOULDERS WHAT A FUCKING CHAD

And kimizuki just there like -_- *carries yoichi*

So once they get to a room that’s not covered in vomit they sit down and try to listen to the queen but yu’s still like fucking insane so he’s not acting well

krul asks where he learned his manners and he’s like “that’s a good question probably guren” we get a few pages of Yu trying to fight with Guren, which Krul thinks is fucking stupid and goes “If I raised you all you’d be way better!” and like literally flashes back to teaching Mika to swordfight, which is like, actually wonderful first confirming

-Krul sees Mika as someone she Raised (she is his mom lmao)

-Mika’s backstory!!!! I found it actually very valid because it said that Mika never cried out or admitted anything hurt when she hit him, even though he was so tiny, that he was so determined to get strong for yu, and kagami o u c h??????

LOOKIT HIM

WITH HIS LIDDOL

TEEF

I CAN’T

So what Krul says is that she wants Yu to Really Sell the fact that he wants to save mika so what yu does is he finally starts to show some real emotion, I still would have liked,,, a lot more, kagami, like, dude, his boyfriend just fucken exploded, but still it was way better than last time???

He literally kneels down on the ground and begs, which is, ouch

“His life is more important to me than my own.”

When Krul sees that, she looks convinced, and she says something that just,,, seems,,, important.

“Ah yes, he has it just as badly. I see. Is this why?”

What

Obviously this isn’t referring to her because she literally just compared her relationship with mika to that of yu and guren’s but that must mean then

She’s talking about Mika. Mika’s feelings for Yu. And she’s seeing right in front of her that Yu feels just as strongly. That’s. Really romantic and really can’t be explained off as platonic because you don’t have Friendship “badly”. it’s clearly a romantic tone, and taking ch. 90 into consideration we might finally actually be getting somewhere??? Cause. Like.

That’s not even really something that can be explained away with translation? because if you can change “it’s just longing” to “it’s just your garden variety idolization” what the hell must have been in the raws for this, either it is truly this gay or in fact, even gayer

So anyway after that she goes on to say “Is this why you chose to possess him?” to asuramaru which kind of throws us off but still

So she asks the squad to raise their hands if they have black demons

yu takes that, literally

Yu be like

i throw my hands up in the air sometimes

i just,,,

Yeah so what she says is that everyone’s after them and asks what their goal/side is to which they respond “wat” so she’s like *d e e p s i g h* ALRIGHT I’M GIVING YOU FUCKERS A PURPOSE AND MY PLAN BEGINS WITH THIS WEIRDO MAHIRU EIGHT YEARS AGO to which shinoa raises her eyebrows and that’s where the chapter ends

all in all

FUCKING BALLER BUT I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT’S UP NOW

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #ons 96 #mikayuu #krul tepes

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ayzrules · 4 years ago

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✶ 𝐇𝐗𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒: 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 & 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 & 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 Long story short, I have been thinking about this for wayyyyy too long now and wanted to get some ~thoughts~ & analysis written down! This post is going to be...fairly long, lol. Apologies in advance :D

Also, if you can’t see the last gif (the one for ‘holy’), click here. Tumblr keeps fucking up the image when i try to upload it :////

This post is probably going to be about 2/3 yorknew & phantom troupe/kurapika focused, 1/3 chimera ants, maybe with some references to other arcs (including manga-only arcs) mixed in. so, ofc, tons of spoilers ahead! also, i realize that my blog theme is hard to read (and i’m p sure clicking ‘keep reading’ sends you to the og post itself), so i’m linking the post w/ full text copy/pasted in on my art backup side blog (which has a more legible font) here.

✶ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 I’m sure absolutely nobody is surprised with me starting here - there is just. SO. MUCH. DEATH. in hxh. & right from the start, one thing I noticed that togashi really emphasized was the #4 and its connection to death. in japanese, chinese, and im p sure some other asian cultures the number 4 is pronounced like the word for death so it’s associated with death in general, and boy oh boy does the ‘deadly number 4′ thing show up E V E R Y W H E R E. we get to the hunter exam, and hisoka is applicant #44. kurapika is #404. i didn’t notice it at first, but this was so intentional holy shit. togashi is NOT SUBTLE.

So pika & hisoka are, right off the bat, associated with death. okay. and then there are even more clues to drive the point home: hisoka is member #4 in the phantom troupe, kurapika’s birthday is april 4th (aka 4/4). 100% not a coincidence (!!). with hisoka, it’s pretty obvious why togashi’s throwing all this death 444444 stuff around - dude is a psycho murder pedo clown, literally gets off on killing people (and there’s also the fact that judas sits 4th from the left in the last supper painting, and he’s sort of the judas equivalent for the phantom troupe). with kurapika, though, it’s a bit more subtle and woven deeper into his characterization, which i LOVE. togashi puts the mans in blue & gold & white (traditionally ‘pure’ or ‘heavenly’ colors), makes him so fucking kind & so good-hearted.....when he’s not relentlessly pursuing his revenge, ofc. more on this in the next section, but pika = death. togashi has made that v v v clear.

Backtracking a bit to hisoka, though, I also just wanted to point out the 4 is death symbolism in the fortunes too (GOD i love the fortunes): in one translation, he’s the false fourth moon, and in the og japanese (i think), he’s the false hare (4th in the lunar zodiac or w/e it’s called. i don’t know the japanese cultural influences here, but in the chinese legend that established the zodiac animals, they race across the heavenly river & the top 12 animals got zodiac slots. the hare finished 4th, so it’s #4 in the cycle).

And just as a final note, Tserriednich is the fourth prince of the kakin empire, and also another dude who has a hard-on for murder & other gory shit. again: togashi is not subtle with this, lmfao

✶ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘, 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 As probably everyone who’s gotten to yorknew knows, togashi is so 0 fucks given when he wants to be. I mean there’s the whole thing where he just. took New York and decided, Yorknew. LMFAO, but also, he made the main antag of that arc be named chrollo lucilfer, sit around in a ruined church, have a reversed cross coat, pale & dark-haired/dark-eyed, generally dressed in dark colors, very terrible murder guy. liiiike......chrollo x devil symbolism game is 1000/10 at this point lmaooo

And i know absolutely nothing about christianity in general, but pt/kurapika & yorknew arc is just so full of christian imagery/symbolism! one thing that i L O O O O O O V E though is how togashi really blurs the traditional christian-coded good/evil, holy/damned boundaries.

Back to kurapika: he wears gold and blue, his coloring is very stereotypically ‘angelic’, he’s precious and good and kind. his chains are all about ~judgment~ and ~healing~ - some of the chains are also in literal cross shapes, aren’t they? And the chain dagger in his own heart...the imagery is very startlingly similar to the immaculate heart of mary, where the swords stabbing thru the heart apparently represent seven sorrows. IDK much about this stuff other than the visual similarities; literally had to google ‘daggers through heart christianity?’ to even get the name of that thing LOL. anyway, at first, it seems like togashi establishes him as the ‘angel’, the ‘good’, the ‘holy’ in the angel/devil, good/evil, holy/damned dichotomy between him and chrollo.

But that’s not the end of the story. his entire storyline is driven by a huuuuuuuge giant desire for vengeance, first of all, and then there’s the scarlet eyes, which canonically are seen as demonic/cursed/what have you (according to one of the movies or smth? where they show pika as a 10 y/o?), and then we also have red eyes in modern culture being associated w pretty much the same thing (vampires, anyone?). the fight scene with uvo has everything in b&w besides the blood on his face & his red eyes & the moon (<<< more fortune foreshadowing & symbolism, i love to see it), and there are tonssss of scenes where he has to suppress his rage. so all of that is obviously not very angelic of him i would say LOL. in fact, what i find super interesting is that the scarlet/red eyes (which are ‘demonic’) is actually the driving factor behind his super powerful nen abilities; this ties in so well with the fortunes & death associations imo! the fortunes call him the ‘death-bringer’ in one translation, or ‘half-angel, half-death’, so that’s one side of pika = red eyes = death, but there’s also the fact that emperor time is literally draining his life force. so pika = death for both himself and others namely the pt, question mark?

Now for chrollo: togashi’s devil symbolism is EXTREMELY overt with him, but i love the subtler jesus references too. the church thing, obviously, and the st. peters cross which is cuz st peter respected jesus too much & didn’t think he was worthy to die in the same way as him (or something like that, i am the most atheist person in the world & hxh is literally my entire christian education pls) but is also used as an anti-christianity symbol these days. bandit’s secret looks like a bible, lbr, and mans has a cross tattoo.

Other things beyond visuals - 12 spiders, 12 apostles; hisoka’s betrayal, where member #4 can be thought to correspond to judas sitting 4th from left at last supper. and this miiiiight be a bit of a stretch, but i think the meteor city being the place of origin may also play into the blurred line between angel/devil and holy/damned here; meteors are defined as space rocks that are in earth’s atmosphere, becoming incandescent in the process. meteorites are for the kinds that actually reach the ground. and idk, lucifer was cast out of heaven / sky too right? so i think there might be some subtle fallen angel imagery/symbolism playing into the pt as well

✶ 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 (𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒) Last section yay! i don’t have as much to say about this, besides when i was making chimera ant arc edits & realized that there might have been some subtle gon/meruem parallels???

So obviously, everyone knows that line killua says to gon - “you are light” - and then i was just remembering that meruem’s name means.... “light that illuminates all” (!!!!). maybe it’s a coincidence, but knowing togashi, i’m leaning towards nahhhh. there HAS TO be some kinda meaning there (!!).

Going back to the events of the chimera ant arc....ooh boy. let’s see: gon is optimistic & hopeful even in the face of kite potentially being dead, killua says he’s light, they find kite & dude is fucked up, gon is pissed. gets all angry & ~dark~, especially during the palace invasion when he’s staring pitou down as she fixes up komugi. then the actual fight against pitou: more darkness, more anger, but through it all there’s still light, namely his jajanken being very orange & fiery lookin.....and that final sequence, where he puts all his possible nen he’d ever have into his ~final form~ or wahtever & turns into a male version of true form!bisky but dressed in a crop top & short-shorts (i am SCARRED, btw. s c a r r e d !). there’s just huuuge flashes of light as that’s going on, and it reminded me of supernovas or dying stars when i was thinking about it, where the star is like, collapsing under its own weight? & burning thru its own fuel, until there’s nothing left except a dwarf or black hole or what have you. one final, extremely deadly burst of light & energy before death.

On the meruem side of things: born into a dark cave, exhibits a traditionally evil/cruel/wicked/whatever personality/traits so that has ppl associating him with darkness. then he gets to know komugi, starts to appreciate other aspects of humanity, seems like he could have actually turned into a decent person who doesn’t want to eat everyone - so that’s a ‘path to light’, maybe? - and then the extermination team yeets themselves into the palace, netero takes him out to bumfuck nowhere, they fight. netero’s fighting is just ALL light, from his giant ass golden 100-type guanyin bodhisattva to the poor man’s rose. again, there’s the sense of finality to it all, in a similar vein to dying stars: netero comes in determined to kill meruem no matter what, and we all know netero doesn’t flake. then we see netero get destroyed after the zero hand, and he triggers the rose, and everything is burning & on fire before the flames are put out and all turns dark again.

But wait!!! pouf & youpi revive meruem and all he does is play gungi with komugi, even with the poison of the rose. he eventually dies, and the gungi pieces in that final shot of them together (i am BAWLING just thinking about it holy shit) has one that’s all white, one that’s a black ring and white inside. i assume all white is for komugi, who has never done ANYTHING wrong in her LIFE, so i like to think that the 2nd one is for meruem - born “into darkness”, literally & figuratively, but he turns something like ‘good’ by the end. it’s interesting how togashi has sort of gone for a bit of a subversion here: the hero going from light to darkness, and the main antag from darkness to light.

✶ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 AahhhhHHHHHhhh so if you read all the way down here through my LONG rambles, tysm! i would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear what other people think about all this, and i’ve FOR SURE missed tons and tons of stuff - chimera ants is just. SO MUCH. and i don’t know it as well as yorknew eeek.

I’m not sure if i’m really ~knowledgeable~ in any other areas relating to hxh, so this might be the only one of these that i do, but i definitely think about some of this - esp all the religious symbolism & #4 stuff - a ton! so in the meantime, if it’s of any interest, i’m just going to shamelessly plug my hxh x religious beliefs/superstitions edit series :D lots of love to all!!!

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spookyspaghettisundae · 3 years ago

Text

Between a Woodchipper and a Freezer

The blood on my hands and clothing had dried. I could still taste rust and iron every time I swallowed. My finger throbbed underneath the bandage, where I had slipped on the slick of gore and cut myself on my knife.

We sat in the car in darkness. In silence.

Watching.

The factory building looked abandoned. No lights on inside of it. Nobody home.

Just an array of towers of concrete and steel and plastic. Looming over our bright white SUV, all alone in an empty lot sized for industrial truck traffic. Not a single other vehicle parked nearby.

Night had fallen. A star shot across the horizon, but I had no mind to think about wishing upon it. As if my wishes ever came true. The rest of the heavens glittered like the city’s skyline below.

The whole factory was as quiet as a cemetery. Sleeping.

Had everybody simply left while we were away?

Had the vampires come here? The demons?

There was only one way to find out.

Baby Joker sat behind the wheel of our car, biting his lip. The display of the phone in his hand lit up every now and then while he absently cradled it. He was thinking about calling the boss to find out what this abandonment meant. Earlier this day, the entire gang had been hunkered down in the factory.

I decided to explain before he could keep torturing himself in silence.

“They moved while we went to check out that house.”

“And why the fuck didn’t they tell us?” he asked.

Lisa answered instead of me, speaking as always in that southern drawl that straddled the line between charming and painfully slow. “It was a test o’ sorts. They couldn’t tell us in case Kelly was turned by the vampires or possessed by a demon.”

Nailed it in one. I would have just bumbled my way through that one, taking too long to explain.

It still stung that I was left out of the loop like this, but I couldn’t blame Rocco. Ever since Spider’s stunt and death, I had become a liability.

Probably stung even more for Baby Joker, who had been left entirely out of the loop.

“Someone coulda at least told me, yo,” Baby Joker grumbled.

“Sorry, man,” I said, punctuating it with a sigh. “Roc told me to pick a team and I picked you ‘cause you’re the best driver we got. I was worried we might need to make a run. And Lisa, 'cause she’s strong.”

Baby Joker hissed, “Still sucks, yo.”

I unlocked my seat belt and the door and said, “I’m gonna check it out. Don’t wanna be waiting here all night if there’s a clue, or something. Or we might get jumped in the parking lot. And all this, uh—I don’t wanna get pulled over by any cops like this.”

Lisa said, “Lemme come with you.”

“Shit, I ain’t sittin’ in here alone now. You gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me.”

Baby Joker ripped the key out of the ignition, and we all got out.

Knives out, guns out, we crossed the last stretch of the parking lot to the loading bay on foot. Automatic lights went on, detecting our presence. The heavy metal door was not locked, and its hinges squeaked as we filed inside. I wanted to close the door behind us, but Baby Joker stopped it mid-swing, shaking his head.

Better this way—he was right. Easier to run back out if need be.

I agreed with a nod. We walked on.

Bright lights flickered and flared to life as we crossed these wide and vacant spaces, trapped between huge concrete walls. Our shuffling and footsteps echoed through these empty halls.

Could have sworn I heard things in the distance. Whispers. But I was getting used to my mind playing tricks on me. Imagining things.

When you keep finding wicked things to be lurking in the dark, that is all you expect to find.

Ashes and grime marked the ground in streaks, hints at the South Side Kings having dragged heavy gear to and from the loading bay. An occasional sneaker print here, drops of sweat and oil there.

In the main hall, a woodchipper was standing out in the open. And a freezer. Both plugged into a spool of an industrial power cable, snaking across the grimy floors in a haphazard and hasty tangle. The woodchipper was as silent and dormant as the rest of the shutdown factory, but the freezer softly hummed, and a tiny red light shone out from a display on its side.

All the picnic tables had been shoved into a corner, stacked upon each other with the benches.

The camping cooker was gone.

Click, clack; click, clack.

Someone emerged from the darkness as other lights went on. A person hobbling with lopsided movements. The tapping of a crutch.

Loco Rocco.

A small and sleek machine gun reflected the little red light, a weapon he carried in one hand, the muzzle pointed at the floor. His other hand gripped the crutch he had been using to walk since a demon had flung his ass into the side of a car.

He nodded at us in greeting.

“Hola, homies. How’d your field trip go? What you learn about the vamps?”

Singing out my annoyance, I answered, “Not much.”

“Yo, why didn’t you tell me you’d be movin’ every-fucking-thin’, man?” Baby Joker asked.

“Jus’ thinkin’ ahead,” Rocco said. “Holy shit, why you homegirls covered in all that blood? You stop by in a fuckin’ slaughterhouse on the way?”

Lisa and I both paused and looked each other up and down. We were, in fact, covered in dried blood. It was already flaking off our clothing in some spots. Our hands, arms, jackets, and pants were caked in the dark brown stuff.

Dismembering the body had made quite a mess.

“I killed Mister Renaissance,” I told him. No need to overcomplicate it.

“Damn, homie. For real?” He arched a brow and his voice rose to ever higher pitches as he continued asking, “You went out and killed that motherfucker? Yo, not that I don’t believe you, but the fuck we prepare for a showdown wit’ him here for?” He looked around and pointed his gun at the woodchipper before adding, “I got a rocket launcher, a Star Wars gun, a woodchipper, a freezer, even a fuckin’ chemistry set.”

“What’s the chemistry set for?” I asked.

“I dunno. Angel brought one o’ those in. Not really sure what he was thinkin’. Not sure he was thinkin’ that hard at all, now I think about it. Anyway, who the fuck is waitin’ outside in the tulips?”

Asked Lisa, Baby Joker, and I all at the same time, “What?”

“I thought it was Renaissance. That’s what we set this shit up for. I was waitin’ for him to show up here uninvited or send some of his homeboys over to spy while you all is out there. Some hours after the rest o’ the crew cleared out, sure enough, some motherfuckin’ vampire has been creepin’ around out there. Yo, you didn’t notice 'em comin’ in?”

“Ain’t seen shit out there,” Baby Joker said.

He rubbernecked to look back the way we came, scanning the yawning halls and corridors from the loading bay to here, where we stood and talked—where most of the Kings had spent the past few months hanging out and eating together.

Almost as if on cue, a sharp sound sliced through the air. Repetitive clapping. Something hard striking something harder. The silhouette of a feminine form following us from the loading bay.

Terminal runway model swagger. High heels.

Shit.

I knew before I knew. The hairs on the back of my neck bristled. I shuddered before seeing, refused to believe who had arrived.

We all craned our necks to see her walking towards us. Crossing that same distance that we had walked. Those hundreds of yards of vacant space, while she kept up a fierce and steady pace.

Boss Bateson. Garbed in another designer dress, this one all stark white and shiny and lined with a delicate golden trim. It would probably look scary once it was coated in blood, I thought.

And why the hell was my mind immediately going there?

Oh yeah. Vampire queen bitch.

I knew the bank high-rise hadn’t been the last time I would see her, but she had a habit of showing up whenever it was most inconvenient. And most deadly for everyone.

Her skin looked pristine again, like she had bathed in milk. Or probably blood. Or maybe both—what the fuck did I know? At any rate, she displayed no signs of her having been barbecued by a lightning gun. Or me kicking her out of the thirtieth story of a skyscraper.

Her deathly glare? Focused on me.

I am still pissed that she took the kick personally. I technically kicked the table that pushed her out the window, and I was not the one who had fried her first. I don’t know why she had it out for me specifically, but I sensed the murder in her eyes before she even spoke up. An unblinking gaze transfixed on my sorry ass, mustering me with disdain. Like I was repulsive to look at, or something.

Why me? Seriously, why me?

We all exchanged nervous glances.

Except for Rocco. His crutch tapped as he took a few steps towards her, taking to the front. Fearless as ever, no matter how physically vulnerable he currently was.

“Yo, how the fuck did you find us?” he asked. Spitting it out, anger tiptoeing out on every syllable.

Unyielding in her stride, she extended a black-painted fingernail, shiny and perfect, pointing at Rocco’s injured leg.

There it was again, that Eastern European accent. Still ran shivers down my spine. Sharp words as she continued to walk towards us, unbreaking in her even sharper pace.

“The GPS chip implant in your heel, Mister Rocco. If your little friends can follow it, so can I.”

We were all stunned.

I thought about pulling out my knife, but what the hell was I going to do with that? Make her laugh? She had exploded all the lights in a building just by screaming in anger. When I got angry, people just laughed at me.

She finally broke her stride, stopping a couple dozen paces away from us. Decent shooting distance, but she wasn’t attacking, and none of us were pointing any guns at her.

Yet.

Obviously, Bateson had stopped by to talk. These fucking vampires really loved talking. To be fair, they all sounded sexy, so maybe they got off on hearing themselves speak. Hell, I was the opposite; I always tried to shut up because I hated hearing my own voice. Maybe I would be just as chatty if I had sounded like smooth silk or a gravelly badass.

“I’ve come here to make you a new offer.”

“Is that your boys out in the woodworks?” Rocco asked.

“Yesss.”

The way that word slithered out from in between black-lipstick and gritted teeth made my digits tingle. Both scary and weirdly pleasant at the same time. Like I said—like silk. I tried to push that thought away, but her eyes kept returning to me, and I started freaking out over other thoughts—namely, wondering if she could read my mind. A constant paranoia I had developed about all these monsters.

“Good to find you here,” she said. Still staring at me. “I am willing to forget past differences between us because I believe we can work towards a future in which we cooperate. In harmony.”

Rocco clicked his tongue and tilted his head. I sensed his annoyance.

His defiance.

“Yo, I told you the last time already—you gotta try harder with the offerin’ part o’ the deal. You ain’t so good on the sellin’. But I'mma hear you out, 'cause everybody be tryin’ to sell me on somethin’ these days.”

“Alright. I will make it very easy for you to understand. We do not fight each other anymore; we work together against the New Blood and the fucking démoni. You keep your little gang independent, and we find speaking terms where we treat each other as allies. You see, I understand your pride. Your honor. I am coming to understand who you are.”

“Jus’ like that?” Rocco asked. “No bells, no whistles, no sellin’ souls to Satan an’ shit?”

“I have an additional offer, an optional one for you and all of the Kings. And I have two conditions.”

I shuddered. I didn’t like that last word.

“A'ight, let’s hear it,” Roc said. His fingers splayed and then grasped the handle of the gun in his palm again.

“If any of your gang wants to join me—to gain powers unimaginable—I can turn you. Personally. Not like what that stupid fuck Renaissance would do to you. My way is perfect. Makes you into perfect being.”

“And no hard feelin’s if we take a pass on that?”

“No hard feelings, Mister Rocco.”

He licked his lips. His knuckles tightened around the gun.

He really hated it when she addressed him like that.

Rocco set his jaw before saying, “Okay, now about what you want. Them conditions.”

“One—I want you to help me kill Mister Renaissance.”

Rocco shot a glance at me, and I was speechless. Should we tell her? I didn’t know if I should speak up about it.

Well, none of us did.

“Two, I want her.” She glared at me.

“Me? Wait, what? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Like, eat me? Eat my ass, lady!”

“You wanna turn her?” Rocco asked.

“No, I want to kill her. I want to see her insides on the ground and watch the life fade from her eyes while she watches me pull it all out, inch by inch.”

“Hey,” I blurted out. I was pissed, okay? “The fuck is this? Why me? What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“You think you’re so special—”

“I don’t.”

“You think you could kill me by—”

“I wasn’t thinking, lady.”

“Your smug—”

“What the fuck are you talking about? I was shitting my pants!”

Her black-coated lips pressed together into thin lines. Frustration. Resentment rose to the surface. I could feel the sheer hatred pumping out from her like water from a leaking pipe.

Seriously, why me? It pissed me off like nothing before. The rage I had felt when I was stabbing Mister Renaissance in the back—it had returned. Full force, blood boiling. I wondered if she was receiving the same energy from me that I was picking up on from her.

See, I’ve been told that I have “that kind of face”. The kind of face that just gets people pissed at me for no reason. I guess I had that effect on Bateson the moment she consciously became aware of me. I have no other explanation. She could have been just as pissed, if not more, at basically any of the other Kings.

Rocco was staring at me. I had never seen him look so quizzical. The others also stared at me, and I could physically sense their collective confusion.

After all, it was the first time they witnessed me have an outburst like this.

In front of her, of all people.

Rocco regained his composure, turned his head to face Bateson, and growled at her.

“Fuck off, puta. You ain’t gettin’ any o’ my soldiers over some petty—”

I interrupted him. Pulled the knife. The blood on it had dried, staining the blade. I didn’t even directly point it at her, just showed it.

I was furious. Shook the knife.

“I killed Renaissance, you crazy bitch! I sawed his fuckin’ head off with this knife! What do you think I’m do—gonna—what you think—w-what, uh—”

Wow. I fumbled my way right out of what could have been a powerful threat. I had almost sounded like a badass for a split-second or two—then ended up sounding like the typical idiot that I was.

Everybody stared at me in disbelief again. Even Bateson was baffled, her rage dissipating into thin air.

Then she smirked.

“Good. That insignifi-cunt is dead. That is better for all of us. Better for me. As for you, I am less worried about you and your little knife. I am far older than Renaissance, and far more powerful. You will need a little bit more than a knife.”

Rocco growled again in response, “Oh, your superpowered ass is now gonna try to take us on, one versus four, huh? You sure you like these odds? You arrogant fuckin’ fanged motherfuckers, you always lordin’ your fuckin'—”

She smirked at him and clicked her tongue repetitively, cutting him off mid-rant.

“Of course not, Mister Rocco. I am not stupid. I brought friends.”

The way she clapped her hands twice rang sharply each time and echoed through the halls with infinite gravity, with absolute command. Shadows peeled from the loading bay, new silhouettes joining our meeting.

A whole number of people approached. Suits. Frames like bodybuilders and other assorted athletes. Putting on knuckledusters, the outline of pistols in concealed holsters issuing unspoken threats.

The syndicate’s goons.

Fuuuck—

“You have been a pain in my neck for too long, Kings. This was your last chance. I give you an olive branch one final time, and you bite my hand again. Now I show you what happens when I bite back. Vy malé mrchy mě vždycky podceňujete.”

She stretched out her arms, opening them wide as if inviting us in for a hug. But it had that same smug pontificating energy that Mister fucking Renaissance had when he turned his back on me.

You know, the moment I stabbed him.

Oh, how I wished in that moment that she would just turn her back on me, so I could plunge the knife into her neck as well. Pull off the same absurd stunt twice.

But you know my luck. I whine about it all the time.

Of course, she did not turn around.

This was not going to end well. My heart was racing. I was afraid.

I was going to die. The malice and sadism in her eyes said as much, and her gaze kept returning to me. I think she was being literal about what she wanted to do to me.

There were, like, a dozen goons approaching. Bateson had superpowers, and we were only four people. Hell, Rocco was using a crutch.

Lisa, Baby Joker, Rocco, they had all tensed up. Probably going through the same motions as I was. Eyes darting around to look for cover, escape routes—anything. Twitching and ready to put up their weapons and fight if left with no other choice.

“I could have used you against my enemies, as the wildcards,” Bateson went on. Monologuing like a damned supervillain. “The wrench in the machinery. We could have ruled this city. You could have been smart for once and taken my offer. But you choose death, time and time again. And now I honor my deal with death and take your lives. I hope you enjoyed—”

Rocco guffawed. So forcefully that it silenced Bateson. Even the approaching thugs twitched, coming to a stop behind their vampire boss, flanking her like a whole mountain of meat.

Once again, Rocco laughed, and then cast a glance in the round, sweeping his gaze across us and our enemies alike.

“Y'all motherfuckers are the same. Demons, vampires, old blood, new blood—you think you’re so fuckin’ smart. You think you just need superpowers and to talk tough, you think we all jus’ cave un'er pressure and do what you want. You wanna use us? Bitch, you don’t even know us. Where the fuck were you twenty years ago? Ain’t nobody in this city remember the crews who are gone and were here twenty years ago. They all barely remember the ones from ten years ago. And they’re barely gonna remember you motherfuckers when you is gone.”

He shifted his weight with the aid of his crutch, provoking the goons behind Bateson to all twitch and shuffle, hands creeping towards holstered guns—stopped only by her raising a hand to command them to hold.

For now.

It just baffled me. And Bateson. We were outnumbered five to one, but Rocco’s defiance had kicked into full force, giving another one of his fuck-off speeches, uncaring of the threat. Like he didn’t care if we were going to die in the next five minutes.

Scratch that: I think he really didn’t care about dying.

She let Rocco continue, and he wasn’t raising his gun. She allowed him to grin at them with his usual defiance.

“Now is fuckin’ judgment night, motherfuckers. You wanna fuck wit’ this city, this city gonna fuck wit’ you.”

The tremble in his voice, the mad glint in his eyes—like I said before, I had come to recognize it.

The telltale signs that he felt in control.

Something crunched—somewhere behind me. Everywhere around me. Shoes shuffled, scraping against roughshod concrete floors to my side. Boots thumped against metal grates and stairs. Chains jingled.

Movement was erupting everywhere around us. Dozens of figures emerged from hiding, exiting maintenance doors, descending stairs from the catwalk, leaving the manager’s office, entering from adjacent halls, flooding in from the basement level. Everywhere.

Some of them were Kings I recognized, Angel here, Jazz there. Others were big hoary-looking dudes in leather biker outfits who you would expect to see at a roadhouse bar. A whole crew looked like the Rastafari dealers I had known from the park near where I used to live. Yet others were dressed up in matching bright neon sports jackets, while others were all clad in dark hoodies and jeans.

All of them armed. Bike chains, baseball bats, knives, guns—one of them had a fucking Samurai sword—all closing in, and then stopping several steps away. Forming a huge circle around us. Cutting off the way that we had all entered. Cutting off all escape routes.

Rocco nodded to the crowd growing around us. It looked like a gathering of this city’s street gangs.

Although only inching, Bateson’s goons huddled closer around her.

“You motherfuckers think you’re so fuckin’ smart, tryin’ to intimidate all of us in the city. Yo, you 'member that first we spoke on the phone? You were talkin’ shit about us bein’ a small gang, puta. What was it you said, again?”

Bateson said nothing. But her face darkened. Tilting down more and more. If she was a cartoon character, she would have had fumes rising from her head by now.

“Oh yeah, lemme remind you. You said we was nothin’. Well, puta, turns out there’s a whole lotta nothin’ in this city. Lotta gangs that you and Renaissance and all other inhuman motherfuckers keep goin’ at but keep ignorin’ once you put the boot down on our necks. So fuckin’ focused on the big outfits and all the ol’ crime families and all kinds o’ petty shit, so much so that you don’t take us seriously.”

Murmurs and chuckles rippled through the crowd of gangbangers gathered around us.

Holy shit. There had to be a hundred people around us.

I was speechless myself. This was the last thing I had expected to witness tonight.

Rocco nodded to them again and went on, “We got the Wolves here, whom Renaissance kindly wanted us to take out for him as a favor. Then I heard from them that you wanted them to take out the Neon Boys. And the Neon Boys were bein’ bullied by the cop-demons, I hear, tryin’ to rope 'em in with the Calientes and them Jamaican brothers. I could go on, but I think you’re startin’ to get the big picture now, aren’t ya? Bitch.”

The pure hatred radiating from Bateson was not just palpable—I think it made the lights throughout the factory flicker. The sneer on her face had been forming all the while, widening as Rocco spoke, all the while she was scanning the crowd of thugs assembled here for physical payback.

When she finally replied, she did so through gritted teeth, oozing fury with every word.

“I will fucking kill you. I will kill all of you little human pieces of shit.”

Rocco did not care. He continued and nodded in the direction of the woodchipper.

“Oh, and the funny thing is—that woodchipper over there? Had it set up for Renaissance. Turns out my homegirl here already kill that motherfucker, so I guess you are goin’ in there tonight.”

“You are—”

Rocco whipped up his sub-machine gun and it roared to life, spitting out empty cases and flaring up as it spat out a stream of bullets. Other guns blazed away. The conversation was over.

There was no fight. Sure, the syndicate goons drew their guns and returned fire, and some people were injured on our side, but you could not call this a fight. Sure, Bateson ate, like, I don’t know—a hundred bullets? Dodged many shots like she was Superman? Did not really help her.

I had expected to fight, to die, and had already envisioned what it might be like to see my guts spilled all out on the floor while Bateson stood over me and used them to skip rope with or something.

But, no—there was no fight that night.

It was an execution.

Sure, I flinched, probably cowered like the coward I was. But I did not get hit myself.

Within seconds, dozens of people had unloaded hundreds if not thousands of bullets upon Bateson and her little posse of syndicate thugs. Though that was far from sufficient in killing vampires, the other weapons went the rest of the way.

The bedlam of dozens of weapons belching out bullets left me deafened for a while, and I think I lost some of my hearing that day. Practically deaf in my left ear now. Part of the memory is accompanied by a long ringing in my ears.

Nevertheless, the sounds are something I cannot forget.

Sadistic laughter exploded from some of the gangbangers as their bats whiffed through the air and rang hollow when they struck skin and bone with cracking and wet slapping sounds. Knives and stakes sank in and pierced flesh. And several chainsaws roared up for the decapitations and dismemberments that soon followed. Some of the gangsters were having a blast.

It had gone from one versus four and thinking we had a slim chance, to four versus twenty and thinking we were utterly fucked, to one hundred wasting twenty like they were ordering a fucking pizza.

The fury was palpable. Hell, I felt it myself. The other gangs gathered here were obviously venting a lot of pent-up rage, like I had against Renaissance that same day.

I could only imagine what injuries, insults, and humiliations they had suffered themselves under the invasion of these monsters in the city, finally getting a chance to pay it back to one of these deranged jackals. I could hear that in every wet slap, in every splatter of blood hitting the ground, in every rattle of a chain swinging before it cracked skin open, in every gurgling as someone was being strangled while three others took turns quickly stabbing the strangled.

With every visceral repetition of a chainsaw lowering, tearing through flesh, and eventually chewing through sinew and bone until heads flopped across the ground into a growing pile. A woman with a pink mohawk and in one of those neon jackets laughed maniacally as she lifted a head off the ground in triumph and tossed it onto the mound of severed heads.

The woodchipper was fired up, and Rocco instructed them to toss all the heads and body parts into it. And so, everybody did.

I was paralyzed, but not with fear. I somehow dreaded this bustle, this chorus of cruel noises; all these strangers around me who were willing to commit violence at the drop of a hat. But none of that fury was directed at me.

We were all in the same boat. All the same in this moment. All paying these vampire motherfuckers back, one by one. Piece by piece.

Everybody did their part.

Carrying body parts to the meat grinder, tossing them into the woodchipper, as it chattered and churned away, hacking up body parts and vomiting crimson paste out against the wall.

Lisa chucked in a man’s leg, Rocco dumped Bateson’s head into the ass of the woodchipper, and I threw her right hand in there last. I remember how immaculate her fingernails looked; the way they had been painted in a glossy black, sharp, and pointy like talons.

Weird detail to remember, I know, but I think the rest of that night was weirdly traumatic. Even if it also felt somewhat cathartic, looking back from the now.

Anyway, the hand went in with the rest and joined the shower of blood splattering the concrete wall, the growing pile of red sludge on the opposite end of the woodchipper.

Before I could really process any of this, Rocco was already having people suck up the mess. I was deeply confused about this, and it wouldn’t click until later when he explained.

Using industrial vacuum cleaners, they ended up collecting all the blood and chunky salsa and eventually gathered it in the big freezer bin.

Nothing was left behind. All of it ended up in a disgusting, dark brown sea of stinking slop.

It smelled like shit, and looking at it up close, I retched and recoiled.

Rocco patted me on the back, I remember that part vividly. Glass bottles clinked as people toasted and drank together. The smell of weed burning up in joints, and cigarettes, and just a lot of sweat—all these smells, pungent and nauseating me, they all joined the stench in the air, rivaling the smell of shit.

I had to step outside and vomit at some point. A mixture of many sensations, I guess. Lisa was there and helped hold my hair while I was on my knees, throwing up. I remember that part, too.

The rest of the night was a blur.

Pink mohawk sat on the loading bay dock with me at some point, some stranger sharing a cigarette with me. I normally don’t smoke any cigarettes, but I did that night, especially to get rid of the taste of puke, washing it all down with warm beer. Fresh air cut with smog was a welcome reprieve from the killing floor the factory had been turned into. I had no recollection of what Pink Mohawk said to me—I know she said something, and I even answered, made her laugh, but I can’t for the life of me remember what any of that was about.

In a daze, I eventually found myself back at the freezer with Rocco. Many of the other gangs had already left, only twenty people loitered around, still getting wasted. High on booze and drugs, and really high on our murderous victory. Hell, I was as well.

Eight small-time gangs from across the city had gathered here that night to kick Renaissance’s ass, and instead kicked another vampire lord’s ass. As far as I was concerned, this was a fucking glorious surprise.

Air formed into tiny clouds around the freezer lid where Rocco stood, holding it open, and staring into the brackish depths of the blood and shit pooled inside.

He tore his gaze off it like he had been meditating on it and nodded at me when he recognized it was me approaching.

Rocco asked, “Didn’t even need the RPG or the lightning gun, huh?”

“All the guns in the world don’t scare 'em. They really think they’re hot shit.”

“And now they look like shit!”

Rocco guffawed again and I couldn’t help but laugh at that as well.

The sludge bubbled. Almost as if Bateson was still in there, somehow aware.

Still angry.

Angry at me.

Getting nervous again, I asked, “Fuck, you think she can hear us like this?”

“I dunno, yo. You get anythin’ useful outta Renaissance before he fuckin’ died? I’m sorry—before you fuckin’ wasted that arrogant motherfucker?”

“Nah. Only that he was a lying bitch. Her,” I said, jutting my chin out at the sludge. I had to swallow hard, fighting back the urge to retch again. “At least she was honest, huh?”

“Eh, fuck 'er.”

The sludge bubbled again.

Rocco slammed the lid shut.

“You think that’ll hold her back from reforming?”

“I don’t know. I was hopin’ you’d know after seein’ where Ren and his crew used to keep her contained.”

“Nope,” I said, nostrils flaring and taking a few steps away from the freezer. The cloud of stench from it truly smelled like raw sewage and quickly eliminated any trace of smoke or beer clinging onto the film on my taste buds, forcing me to get away from the gore stew. “I guess it’ll do for now.”

“Eh, we figure it out when we get there. Demons’re up nex’. They’re all fuckin’ liars, but no lies’ll protect ya against a bunch o’ angry people gettin’ together to bust a thousand caps up yo’ ass.”

“Yeah, but I’m worried about that. They’re a bit craftier. Fucking worms. They could be everywhere. Drivin’ taxis or sitting in the mayor’s office—probably both. Every-fucking-where. And they aren’t in-fighting, like the vamps.”

“Fuck 'em. We got somethin’ real nice for 'em. We’re gonna fuck 'em right up the ass, homegirl. I got somethin’ big planned. Have 'em think they’re in a position o’ power, in a position to fuck us up the ass, and then when they pull their pants down—BAM. That’s when we fuck 'em up. Just like this bitch.”

It hit me like a truck. I had finally figured it out.

“Holy shit,” I blurted out.

“What?” asked Rocco.

“Fucking—you know how she survived the rocket launcher?”

“I dunno. Some Dracula magic superpower we don’t know of? Did Ren explain that shit?”

“No-no-no. It’s way more stupid. See, she wasn’t in the coffin they were carrying out. It was just a distraction!”

Rocco grabbed a bottle of beer off the ground and brought it to his lips before he muttered, “What?” Then his eyes went wide, and he followed up on that with, “Aw, shit. Shit, you are right.”

Looking over our shoulders, back at the freezer, he muttered.

“Clever bitch.”

Could not have said it better.

The lid burped, sludge bubbling inside of it.

Rocco took a swig of beer, returned to the side of the freezer, and then cranked the temperature dial to the highest setting of how frosty it could get in there.

Was this truly all it took to contain Queen Bitch?

We were going to find out the hard way.

—Submitted by Wratts

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werezmastarbucks · 4 years ago

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amalfi

honeymoon masterlist

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They were probably going out of their minds with worry out there. Even Damon must have already started feeling guilty. God knows what that monster Kai Parker could do with you in the prison world, where he had no other thing to play with, but you.

The sea air was sweet and salty, warm, and your lungs were breathing slowly for you, as you took deep pockets of it through your nose. You knew you couldn’t get healthier even if you spent the whole time at Mar Tirreno. It was rather frustrating that all the time you spent in the sun, warming up and bathing in the lovely May rays, you wouldn’t change a bit because your whole organism was on the loop, too.

You were going through the CDs again. There were very clear, understandable rules in this world: for instance, never run out of music. You couldn’t function without music. It soothed Kai well, and it made driving everywhere easier. He wasn’t joking when he said he wouldn’t get behind the wheel unless there was a dire need. For that, he cooked.

He cooked so well. All the dishes you didn’t know the names of, he was eager to show off his talent of many years of training. He made food so good you wondered how a heartless person is capable of putting so much soul into it. He even taught you how to cook something, which was a big achievement.

“Trash. Trash. Trash”, you chanted to yourself, throwing them out of the window. It was such a satisfying feeling to throw something out of the window of a car, even when you weren’t moving. You had to remind yourself though, that, once you get out, it would be littering. Here, nobody gave a shit. The planet didn’t give a shit. It did not acknowledge your presence, it wasn’t aware of you two quietly moving around its surface. It was hybernating.

Kai was pondering on something, standing on the edge of the cliff. The sights here were beyond words. All the way to the horizon line, the light turquoise sea was calm and looked like warm lemonade. The sky was matching color, and the bright green trees shuffled nonchalantly in the lightest breeze that filled your skin and lungs.

You’ve been arguing a little, about this and that, adjusting. The Florence fiasco left you feeling a little helpless (Kai raided the local antique library and found a spell that supposedly was used earlier for escaping from places such as this one; you’ve tried it; it didn’t work. Apparently, Bennett blood was still needed), and he wasn’t very supportive. Kai grew lazy and delighted with life like a fat cat; he didn’t even pretend anymore to be stressed out about being here. He was playing his own game of wearing you out into sleeping with him. Ever since you got here, you haven’t even kissed a single time, the shock of change, and the fact of being locked away and all. There was a certain moment when you realized you’re unable to think about romance, because you’re hybernating, too. You were searching for the way out, and pushing Kai to do the same. Although he slept with you every night, and you got quite used to him lying next to you, the unmistakable comforting heat of his body lulling you into sleep, you felt like you wanted to freeze in that moment. You felt like you were restricted by something.

“It’s your birthday, isn’t it?” you suddenly realized, and turned to him. Your mouth formed an O. “Oh my god, it’s your birthday every day”.

Kai looked at you with the same look he gave you every time he thought you were being slow. Given his hyperactivity, and his sharp psychopathic mind never resting a bitching second, anybody would seem a little slow to him.

“I’m an eternal birthday boy”, he confirmed, a little sleepily, “it’s high time you start treating me accordingly”.

“What the fuck’s that supposed to mean?” you asked, starting the car.

“You know it’s only us here, right? There’s no one to see you, or stop you, to judge you”, he said, cryptic as hell. The road was smooth, the asphalt glistened with heat, gliding car feeling its wheels like they were blades on ice. You went bananas and carjacked a 911 Carrera S for this place. This whole Italian vibe made you feel like you were incredibly rich. Life was sweet like shave ice with strawberry syrop soaking it through. You still waited for the other shoe to drop... looking at Kai, sometimes you thought, what if it never does? He’s crazy. His world is crazy. What if it’s not supposed to be bad here with him?

“I’m aware of that”, you replied.

“You don’t have to pretend”, Kai concluded, “you can admit whatever you feel for me. Sooner or later you’ll end up on my dick anyway. We like each other, it’s a fact”.

Your hands squeezed the wheel as you stared in front of you. Kai had a point. There was mutual attraction.

There was mutual need, too.

“Maybe I do have to pretend”.

“What for?”

He tried to seem dispassionate, but you knew he was impatient. Kai Parker was a very impatient person. If he got to the car first, he’d always scream to make you move quicker. He knew there was no hurry whatsoever, but he hated to wait. He yelled at stoves. He cursed at traffic lights even though you obviously ignored them all. Just the sight of a red light pissed him off.

Now, he had to be patient to get to the third base. He was somewhat cunning about it; his night embrace was a little more than just a cuddle.

“We’re here less than a month. Who knows how long more it’s going to be? I mean, we can’t get bored at once, you know?”

Kaik blinked, processing.

“Right, princess. You want entertainment?”

You didn’t like the tone of that.

Perhaps the way he said it scared you enough to give you a nightmare.

You dreamt you walked down your street in Mystic Falls. It was so atypically dark your skin crawled. You didn’t hear them, but you could feel vampires were around you. They were not usual vampires, like Damon and Stefan - human, friendly, diverse and nice looking. They were monsters from 80s fantasy filled horrors, with long saliva dripping fangs, and, most importantly, demonic. An old feeling of supernatural presence, which startled you at night when Kai attempted to save you by killing you, once again made you freeze with horror.

You walked faster, trying to get away, and praying for light. Not a single street light was on, you couldn’t even see it. The blackness was thick and absolute, and you knew you’d be attacked any second. Fear was physical in this one, stinging you, making it hard to move your feet. You tried running and stumbled upon something, falling on hard ground. Before you managed to get up, you felt somebody leaning over you, breathing down the back of your head. You were trapped.

You woke up and stared into the darkness, expecting a painful bite. You’ve been bitten by vampires before. It was very painful, but you couldn’t imagine what it would feel like this time.

Trying to figure out where you are, just like always, you were afraid to move an inch not to produce a sound. Slowly, you moved your fingers, then your shoulders, and started feeling the weight of the blanket on you. You heard the sea. You exhaled through your nose and rolled on your back to see the empty bed.

“Kai?” you whispered. You sat up and grouped, holding onto your knees. It’s always like that with nightmares; they go, and you stay in them. Brain knows the room is empty, but the mind is still captivated. You still expect them to jump out of the closet. And of all people, Kai Parker must be the one to save you. Why?

“Kai!” you called, irritated. Why the fuck, of all nights he pushes you almost off the bed with his invasive hugs, he’s not there exactly tonight, when you need human warmth to get your head straight.

“KAI!”

The door opened slowly. He was standing in complete darkness, wide awake.

“What is it?”

You were silent for some time. Admitting your vulnerability to him would be about the last threshold. You’d have to completely love each other after this. You wouldn’t be able to let him go. It all now depended on how he’d react.

“I had a nightmare”.

He walked towards the bed slowly, sat down and offered his shoulder. He always hugged you in this wide gesture, which he probably saw in a movie. It was a commercial dad hug, wide swing of an arm which then rested around your shoulder. The only times he felt humanly close was when he was clinging on you at night.

He settled on the pillows, bringing you close, and you finally let the air out with relief.

“You still get spooked?” he asked with surprise.

“Yes”.

“What was it about?”

“Vampires”.

He hummed.

In this night calm, you were close enough to hear something beat in his chest. You asked yourself what curious chain of events made you end up together with this interesting individual. What comes out of it.

His hand rested on your bare shoulder, fingers drawing uneven circles absently. He seemed a bit distant but he liked touching you. You could still smell your own perfume on his shirt from the day. You got that fragile desire to kiss him, to rub your face on his neck, to be close to him.

“We’re really completely alone here”, you said.

“Yeah”.

“How did you know Bonnie and Damon came?”

“I felt it, I’m a witch after all”.

“How can you be sure there aren’t any beasts here? Something goes wrong, aliens slither into this dimension. Some chthonic monster. Some ancient spirits. Your own double, or demons. Or something”.

“It’s an empty place, Y/N, I just know it. I have been everywhere around, and I didn’t find anyone. I’d be happy to meet a chthonic monster even. But we are tremendously alone”.

At this moment the hug tightened because you brought him closer.

“But I like it here with you”, he added, “it’s not that bad. People are boring anyway”.

#kai parker #kai parker imagine #kai parker x reader #vampire diaries #vampire diaries imagine #tvd imagine

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catboy-lover-archive · 4 years ago

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Obey Me Romanian MC

idea inspired by @/harunayuuka2060 (too shy to tag them)

Nu ştiu ce inspirație supraomenească m-a lovit dar am început asta la 2 dimineața și am terminat-o la 6.30

Im sleep deprived bc I stayed up all night doing this, enjoy gagicile mele

[added translations]

(under the cut bc this bitch is long af)

Lucifer: Are you not enjoying your meal?

MC: This food isn't even good. Next time I'm bringing my bunica to make you guys sarmale best thing you ever tried 👩‍🍳👌😘 mwah

MC: I'm not gonna go out with Satan, Beel, Asmo or Belphie.

Asmo: Awww

Beel: :(

Belphie: What?!

Satan: Why?

MC: Why date a guy who's favorite color is not in romanian flag? 🤔🇷🇴

Asmo: But I thought you could-

MC: For the last time IM NOT A VAMPIRE I CAN'T HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE OR MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

Levi: Ohhh!!!! So are you like familiar with Castlevania-

MC: We don't talk about that *cries in disappointed*

Solomon: What is this weird potion.

MC: *puts bottle of țuică (plum brandy) on the table*

MC: This is not a potion, but a solution to all of your problems gagica 💖

MC: *talking to Lucifer* Oh iubire (love), stop crying over Diavolo again. Why cry over guy who would wear vagabond everyday in my country?

MC: Tsch tsch tsch

Lucifer: What the fuck is Vagabond

MC: Only the worst of streetwear existent. Only f-boys use it

Lucifer: Fair enough

Beel: Why do you want to try out for the sports team?

MC: Because Steaua, my country's team, disappointed me 😔

MC: Mammon! Asmo! Let me show you guys a thing called ✨manele✨

(after the Belphie incident)

MC: Does anybody have a belt.... a belt so I can...no reason...papuci de casă (slippers) works too

MC: Hey Belphie! Did you enjoy your punishment? 😜

Belphie: My butt still hurts...

MC: Next time it's the lingură de lemn ♡ (wooden spoon)

*MC dancing to Braşoveanca*

Mammon: W-what's that???

Satan: Some sort of ritual I suppose

Asmo: *joining in* It's fun!

MC: Doi✌paşi🦵înainte➡️şi😱doi😩înapoi⬅️ (two steps forward two steps back)

MC: Who has summoned me?

Satan: Belphie isn't feeling well and the medicine didn't really do it's job.

MC: Everyone watch closely because I'm going to teach you guys a sacred ritual called ✨Frecție cu Oțet✨

Satan: You're just pouring vinegar on his wrist.

MC: Now here comes the fun part. *maggages his wrists*

Belphie: Someone please kill me this is unbearable

MC: Am I allowed to say Tatăl Nostru (Lord's prayer) or is that too....uhhh weird since yall are demons and stuff-

Barbatos: MC...

MC: I'm sorry but crossing myself after I finish a meal is implemented in my brain. It's in the default settings.

Barbatos: What happens if you don't cross yourself?

MC: Lingura de lemn (wooden spoon) *shivers*

Diavolo: Do you like my castle?

MC: Baby, Peleş puts you to shame.

MC: Also, too much current (swift). Close the damn windows

Lucifer, giving up on life: Oh not again...

MC: DA PĂ CIMPOI DA PĂ CIMPOI JOACĂ FETELE LA NOI 👉👈😳

MC: Real music here 😌

MC: There, there gacica (girlfriend). Don't cry. *pats him on the back*

Lucifer: Do you got any more țuică...

MC: That's the spirit!

MC: I know I technically didn't die, but can we please have a funeral??? There is this really tasty cake just for this special occasion called colivă. Beel is okay with it so- hey don't ignore me! wait guys this is important- wAIT!

Satan: I hate Lucifer because he is my father.

Belphie: I hate Lucifer because he sucks in general.

MC: I hate Lucifer because Favorite color is red which is COMMUNISM COLOUR 😡‼

Solomon: See?? MC likes my cooking!

MC: Piftie...Caltaboş...

MC: Solomon, you would make a very good romanian housewife. Say, have you ever considered getting a 701st wife...?

Beel: *munching happily on the food MC makes*

Lucifer: *getting a fucking break*

MC: *making grătar(barbeque) cu mici*

MC: Everybody loves 1 Mai!

MC: Beelphiiieee!!!! I have a spell for you 😊

Belphie: Please not the lingură de lemn-

MC: *boop on the nose* ✨du-te dracu✨ (go to hell)

Lucifer: How did you make everyone behave?

MC: *looking at the papuc de casă in hand*

MC: You either die a hero...or live enough to become the villain...

Lucifer: Interesting, can you teach me?

MC: The secret is to use your wrist-

MC, whispering: Psst! Mammon! How's the sarmale trading going?

Mammon: Its okay, but why can't you just give me the recipe?

MC: E din moşi strămoşi (it's from older generations) I can't give it to you

MC: Hey pisi, want a ride in my Dacia?

Simeon: ...what? :)

MC: Come on gagica(girlfriend)! We are going to visit my family they will love you!

MC: You can also bring Luke. Just uhhh don't let him drink from the "juicebox" ok? It's not- It's not juice in there

MC: But you can drink. I won't tell anyone.

Diavolo: MC you can't leave yet. Not even for a quick visit back home.

MC: Auzi, da du-te-n p- (well why don't you fuck yourself on my dic-)

MC: *sigh* Sometimes I wish Satan was wearing Vagabond instead of...whatever that is

Asmo: Ouch, but yeah I guess we are that desperate.

Satan: I'm never tutoring any of you again.

MC and Luke, just vibing honestly: ⬇️Intră-n👇apa🌊mării🐚şi🐋nu🐟te🙄teme😱ai😳să-nveți🤯să-noți🐠printre🤔sirene🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

(go in the sea's water and don't you be afraid you'll learn to swim among mermaids)

MC: No Asmo, I have a date to the ball he's right here *points at țuică bottle*

Belphie: *misbehaving*

MC: Vai, vai, vai. Sărumâna Belphie 😃 ( well, well, well good day Belphie)

MC: *grabs the papuc (slipper)*

MC: NO LUCIFER IT CAN NOT BE AN AN NOU FERICIT (happy new year) IF WE DO NOT DANCE THE HORĂ

MC and Luke, vibing yet again: POVEȘTI DIN FOLCLORUL MAGHIAR!!! (maghiar folklore stories!)

MC: Where is my țuică? :)

Everyone: *quiet*

MC: I won't get mad :)

MC:

MC: Foaie verse de trifoi~ *papuc reappears* Dați băi țuica înapoi (green leaf of clover, give the țuică back you fucker)

Everybody: *runs*

MC: Mândruțelor (girls), come back until I'll put this to good use

Levi: *exists*

MC: *in love with him bc his fav color is in the Romanian flag and not in the commie flag*

MC: Te las să te lingi cu mime în parcare la lidl (I'll let you french kiss me in the Lidl market parking lot)

MC: Lucifer you don't understand!

MC: Sandu Ciorbă cured my depression!

MC: Muie cretinii pământului (fuck y'all stupid asses) my țuică is back and I'm not sharing anymore

Asmo: We're doing hot girl shit tonight

MC: Ne curvim rău (we're hoeing)

MC: futu-ți cristelnița mătii (fuck your mother's font) Simeon you're the one that drank all my țuică

MC: I'll let it slide this once, if u take me for shaorma(shawarma) in Piața Victoriei (Victoria's market)

Solomon: Whoops, I accidentally messed up the sarmale recipe

MC: Aşadar războiu alesu l-ai (So you have chosen war)

Mammon: MC, how do you say "I hate you" in romanian?

MC: Dar eu sunt mândru că sunt twink. (I'm proud to be a twink)

Mammon, clueless: ok thanks

MC, to Belphie: I had such a rough day, please fute-mi una (fuck me over) and not the way I like

Mammon: What would be a quick way to make money?

MC: Gagica(girlfriend), listen. Culegător de sparanghel (asparagus picker) in Spain is your go-to.

Asmo: *blasting manele vechi (old manele).2006*

Asmo: Please love me!

MC: *already in wedding attire*

MC: Beel! Here, try this! Yeah yeah its completely fine!

MC: ...what do you mean it looks like Solomon's cooking?

MC: THIS IS PIFTIE AND YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT

MC: *dragging them all by the hand to therapy*

MC: Păi aşa-i hora pe la noi măi bade- (This is hora to us well my mans)

MC, talking to Lucifer: Măi omu lu dumnezeu îți fut una de nu te vezi (listen God's man I'll fuck you over that you'll not see again) if u lay a finger on my țuică again

MC: I don't care that you have daddy issues, this is MINE now thank you very much.

MC: Doamne cu ce ți-am greşit? (God, what have I done to you?)

MC: tanti Lilith, ia-mă cu tine gagicuțo milf ce ești (Miss Lilith, take me with you you milf girlfriend)

MC: Chiar și culesul de căpșuni din Spania era mai ok dacât (even strawberry picking in Spain is better than) Therapist Simulator hell edition

Diavolo: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu a ta mireasă? (Do you want me to be your wife?)

Simeon: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu Ileană Cosânzeană? ( Want me to be your fairy wife?)

Belphie: Every time I doze off they say this weird phrase...

MC: Dormeo(mattress company) ! Noapte bună! (good night!)

MC: What do you mean im not allowed to have a cross around my neck?

MC: My dead grandmother would kill me it's Sfântu Andrei for fucks sake

MC: The law is law we gotta put garlic and salt everywhere around the house

MC: This is what you get from taking my țuică away AGAIN

MC: I mean, at least i dont have to take the bacalaureat and face the woman-hating-Ion-Creangă-fucking-twink-looking-nightmare-inducing Eminescu so

MC: *drinks a Mona Spirt (rubbing alcohol) bottle in one go*

MC: that works wonders for me

#IM SLEEPY SO IM GOING TO SLEEP AT 7AM BYYYE #♡♡♡#romanian mc #romanian mc obey me #obey me #obey me swd #Diavolo e dilf nu ați auzit de la mine #romanian #romania

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lesbianbernardsumner · 4 years ago

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I guess its over now, but it couldn’t have been that bad right?! After all, I’m still here, and you all helped me through it!!

alright this is gonna be messy and im not gonna autocorrect/proofread it but heres the essay on why i loved 2020.... While 2020 was, pretty objectively, one of the worst years for modern humanity. The obvious virus and all its, various strands of natural disasters, impending war threat, gender reveal parties, you get the gist. But i would love to just... look back and see how it treated me. See how it ran :). January/Febuary/March - the months are bunched up cause the least amount of stuff happened in them, but thats not to say that the stuff wasnt... good!!!! After all I met my first online friend (that im still friends with of course) @smilez4milez..! I cannot believe you withstood me for so long tbh........... youve been here the whole time!!!! thats obviously an achievemnt!!! Our circumstances for our meeting do not matter... trust me. April - Got my gender transed and i then id’d as demigirl!! and also had a birthday, i turned a whole year..... i believe this was also the time i... started using discord??? yeah, that sounds right :0) May/June - OOOH WEE DISK HOARD AAAAAAAAA. Ahem, Miles got me into Chuck E. Cheese and the Rock-Afire Explosion, i hold those special interests dear and close to my heart. Around the time i also made friends with @teamgay0tix (<3). Miles decided that he was gonna make an animatronic discord server. Titled the Robot Zone, Miles employed Sarah, Me, and another friendo named Teddy as the moderators. Not long after i met... so so many cool and epic people... uh off the top of my head @worthape, @bahrlee, @boredwiththislifetime, @retrowormz, @knave-woods, @verae. Not all of those were met in May/June but yknow gotta save time >:) and im sure im missing someone gdvhbuydhbdyh. WE UH RP’D AS CEC/RAE CHARACTERS!!!!! THAT WAS FUN :)!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE MUCH ELSE TO SAY AS MAY AND JUNE WERE SIMILAR MOTNHS IN TERMS OF FUN. SYHBDREYS. Oh and my laptop broke! So I was on my iPad for about 3 months!! Also my gender got transed AGAIN!!! I then-ID’d as genderfluid :o). July - HI CASPER @arcadecarpetz!!! THIS WAS THE MONTH WE FIRST MET!!! WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT INTERACTION </3. So I got into the beatles late June/early July!! looks at my url lookat how that turned out huh... Other things that happened during this month include... meeting @lovecore-ashe!!!!! I joined a certain discord server for a certain emoji blog we both happened to follow and... July was great i dunno why im being all stingy with the details etvfertyghdb August - Oh boy!! I discovered some cool epic things about myself (Emp knows.)!! got much better in the art department too!! I believe I also made friemnds with @hmmdotjpg here! They’re cool! Otherwise not much actually happened. Oh and @verae I FUCKING LOVE YOU/p September - HA! Here is when I got my shiny new laptop :), and with it i also got into Clone High!! Started to also get into Yellow Submarine, a movie which, I enjoy :). And a certain yellow submarine insta post got me and @arcadecarpetz to meet again!!! Now we’re on much better terms!! heh-. This month I left the Robot Zone, no matter how much it hurt, I simply didn’t want to be there anymore. I had got way too into animatronics and I was... very... very... burnt out. The final days of this month were good, I rewatched Yellow Submarine after a 10-Year Hiatus. It was good! :) October - SPOOK!!! HA!!! -COUGH- So you know how The Beatles like broke up in 1970... yeah i got into one of the bands made after them.... Wings good. I made a few more drawings for arcadecasper that im especially proud of, uh... OH YEAH AND I MADE A KETCHUP PRIDE FLAG FOR EMPRESS!!!!!!!! It is also now my most popular post! Cool!/gen .Two of my friends approached me and said they got into the beatles because of me that was pretty swagchamp. November - All of my memories from this month are MUSH. i literally dont remember what happened <3... oh wait yeah we got hte evil man out of office... that was preddy epic... OH RIGHT DESTIEL- December - My favorite season!! The end of the year was pretty swell. It was like everything good that happened to me was settling, getting cozier, just... being better. Like gently stirring the salt in a soup bowl... okay thats a weird analogy- I got into lemon demon too! And uh very glad i did. cause now i can say that cabinet man wishes you a karkalicious 2009 and i can actually understand it./j And all the lessons from all my friends I (probably indirectly) learnt this year... Like @smilez4milez!! You taught me to always be proud and glad!!! @teamgay0tix you taught me that affection always overpowers hatred. @boredwiththislifetime, no matter what your friend is doing, as long as its not hurting anyone, support them!!! @bahrlee, become a vampire/j. @hmmdotjpg, changing for yourself is more important than becoming someone you arent in front of other people. @worthape i dunno... i... bugs???? Im just glad you were here too :). @retrowormz you kinda just made me funnier!!! @knave-woods bro i literally idolize you tsygvfbsyh. @lovecore-ashe, drink ketchup and dont give a shit about what everyone else thinks/hj!! @verae, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY YOURE LITERALLY JUST MY BEST FRIEND GSYHVFTEYWSH and of course, last but most certainly not least, Casper @arcadecarpetz WHERE DO I START ON HOW EPIC AND SWAG AND POGGERS YOU ARE AND HOW GREAT YOU HELPED MAKE THESE LAST FEW MONTHS... HHM- Well, maybe ill just leave it at “You pretty much taught me how to not be a jerk” okay!!! Man i got really sappy here wgvrtedgyshb I’m not sure if any of that is comprehensible!!! Its 2pm and i still havent actually started the day, but i wanted to write all of this down before it left my head. I know im missing probably important stuff but yknow... i have brainworms :O/j You are all... so cool... i just wanted to get that out...

#ok to rb #idk why you would but :))#2020 essay #<- so i can find it later #vialogue #ALSO IN CASE YOURE CURIOUS THIS TOOK LIKE 2 HOURS IDK HOW I MANAGED TO STAY SO FOCUSSED RGDHBREYD #long post

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morgan-n-cheese-91 · 4 years ago

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Rant while I’m watching

This is all season 10 the end of 9 and the begninng of 11? I think. This is copied from a chat of mine so I’m not gonna deal with the times. Please just read around them.

WAIT![7:54 PM]BITCH NO YOU CAN"T KILL CAS BITCH FUCKING NO[7:55 PM]OH SHIT[7:55 PM]OH SHIT[7:55 PM]Dean just made allllllll the mirrors frost[7:55 PM]that's nnot fucking good[7:59 PM]CAS WATCHED STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok Sam has stopped pretending he's not scared of shit. You can clearly see the fear in his eyes now. And frankly it amazing.[11:14 PM]That sounds horrible[11:16 PM]but I'm more saying that more about Jared's acting skills. ma dude.[11:20 PM]Sam[11:20 PM]Bro[11:21 PM]Dude[11:21 PM]nah[11:21 PM]nah Sam was complaining about Dean liking killing these vampires to much[11:24 PM]JODY IS A QUEEN AND SHE IS A GREAT MOM! TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG YOU WILL FAIL! IS that a monster club?!?!?!?!?!?![11:27 PM]Could you settle for JB's? Was that a were shapeshifter battle? My dude your as dead as your gf your gonna bleed out[11:29 PM]shush MONSTER TURF WARS[11:50 PM]MONSTER MOFIEA[11:50 PM]I CAN"T FUCKING SPELL[11:52 PM]"Godfather with fangs."[11:52 PM]uh yea[11:55 PM]FUCKING SWEEDY TOD! Dean I know your bf is in a comanding roll and you think that's hot but please stop hitting on him[12:15 AM]Dam Dean.[12:15 AM]The King is back in town the king is back in town.[12:15 AM]THE King is BACK in town[12:21 AM]To the King and Queen of hell:[12:21 AM]Are we in heaven?[12:22 AM]You must be angels[12:22 AM]wow[12:24 AM]Crowley sold his soul for a longer dick[12:24 AM]pfft-[12:24 AM]I-[12:25 AM]I can't-[12:25 AM]I-[12:25 AM]OMG DUDE WHAT THE FUCK![12:25 AM]HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!![12:26 AM]his son is so disaponted[12:30 AM]Dam Crowley's son got flame[12:30 AM]holy shit Dean I swear to god you go all Lord of the Rings on this motherfucking blade I will pull a Tony Stark and take it way.[12:52 AM]Is this the Cas is a little girl episode?[12:55 AM]or not I'm laughing at Metron's discribtion of Cas[12:59 AM]Dean shush[1:01 AM]Dean Cas are having a domistic[1:01 AM]and Sam's trying to medate[1:08 AM]We hate men like you[1:08 AM]He's your Leader's bf who's a little off his rocker right now so shush[1:10 AM]Dean like the Fiddler on the roof[1:10 AM]It's canon[1:12 AM]Why is 6 afraid of 7?[1:12 AM]Cas: Prime number?????[1:12 AM]Sam: The fuck? that's like a 2nd grade riddle[1:13 AM]CAS KNOWS LOTRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![1:15 AM]SENSEBLE SHOES![1:16 AM][1:20 AM]Heaven: Your lame spring fling Cas is dead[1:29 AM]Cas is sooooo[1:29 AM]Dead[1:30 AM]R I P[1:30 AM]Punish him[1:30 AM]Both Cas and Dean go WHAT?[1:31 AM]WHAT! OMG OMFG[1:32 AM]Pfft-[1:32 AM]Oop[1:32 AM]Rip Dean[1:34 AM]He's in love[1:34 AM]with "humanity"[1:35 AM]Thanos quoted Metatron God Fucking dam it Dean Dean will be glad to know that the Cubs finally win[2:12 AM]Fuck you died again Dean[2:14 AM]"you put on the flag of heaven..."[2:14 AM]Nah he put on the pan flag and then rekt y'all[2:17 AM]Dean's dead for what the 809th time?[2:17 AM]He'll be back[2:17 AM]Time will tell[2:18 AM]Sam he's fucking dead[2:18 AM]D E A D[2:18 AM]But he'll be back[2:19 AM]Chuck can't answer the phone right now[2:21 AM]ok ngl the blade doesn't really look real. It's looks like a prop[2:21 AM]Also[2:22 AM]WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DEAN?![2:22 AM]HUH?[2:22 AM]YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA?[2:22 AM]NO[2:22 AM]NOT A GOOD FUCKING IDEA[2:22 AM]DUMB[2:23 AM]Ok the way they played the opening of season 10 boi that was good[2:23 AM]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[2:23 AM]New title card[2:24 AM]Ok so I saw this somewhere but[2:25 AM]Soulless Sam, Crazy Cas, and Demon Dean, (why the fuck are all these allterations?) all at the same time would have been a riot[2:26 AM]Cas has a cold[2:27 AM]Did I just get a read suggestion for Spn x male instert, twice in a row?[2:27 AM]YES! YES I DID![2:33 AM]THe look of relisation[2:35 AM]Cas drives like a grandma[2:36 AM]He got hannah carsick[2:36 AM]and now is also dying so[2:39 AM]Sam's gonna murder Crowley and Dean[2:39 AM]Slowly[2:39 AM]and painfully[2:40 AM]If Sam exrosised Dean? What would happen?[2:40 AM]Would he just drop his body?[2:41 AM]Or would he just straight up die?[2:44 AM]How do they keep the knives up their sleeves without stabbing themselves[2:49 AM]Dean your a fucking slut yes Sam stays quiet.[1:15 PM]Gets punch[1:16 PM]grunts[1:16 PM]"Proof of life,"[1:17 PM]OMG[1:17 PM]OMG[1:18 PM]20 y/o Dean[1:18 PM]yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![1:18 PM]He looks so young[1:22 PM]Ignore me just skipping all the like odd sexual sences because either they're weird or I'm very embarressed by them[1:26 PM]cas is about to fall asleep behind the wheel and crash[1:31 PM]Cas is asleep on the couch Words hurt[1:45 PM]YOU DON'T GET TO SAY SHIT Hahahahahahahaha[1:55 PM]Omg[1:56 PM]Smoke bombb[1:56 PM]Sam has an asmatha attack[1:56 PM]Dean just looks at him[1:56 PM]like WEAK[1:57 PM]This is payback[1:57 PM]THis is dumb[1:58 PM]YES![1:58 PM]THE PRINCESS BRIDE![1:59 PM]just heals[1:59 PM]Sam just shows up and mauls him with holy water[2:03 PM]Where the fuck did you bring him Sam[2:03 PM]What is this?[2:03 PM]HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAW[2:05 PM]Garilla man gorilla man[2:09 PM]It's DEPRESSION DEAN but he's more homosidal You went to fa[2:37 PM]*You went to far[2:44 PM]The music is like the Skywalker theme[2:47 PM]Lets play a high stakes game of hide and seek in the bunker[2:52 PM]HERE'S DEAN![2:54 PM]You don't want to play hide and seek anymore?[2:55 PM]Heal by hug[2:55 PM]-Cas[2:56 PM]Lillo and Stich?[2:56 PM]No[2:56 PM]Ey! IT WORKED[2:56 PM]IT WORKED[2:56 PM]IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!![2:58 PM]Good plan Sam[3:01 PM]WEREWOLVES OF LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![3:01 PM]AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![3:01 PM]AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![3:05 PM]Bitcoin[3:06 PM]Obama[3:06 PM]the ice caps Did I just skip a whole episode to avoid the cringe fuck yea[4:10 PM]The two of them with cougers is the funniest thing Ask Jeeves?[4:21 PM]More like Knives out[4:25 PM]I'm lactose intolerant[4:25 PM]Sam nice[4:25 PM]nice[4:30 PM]These ladies.[4:30 PM]Complaining about dating this guy who's 'ugly' But has an island.(edited)[4:31 PM]but thristing over Sam.[4:31 PM]Who's like I live out of my car[4:31 PM]it's not even my car[4:32 PM]It's by brother's[4:37 PM]"Not to mention Homosexuals"[4:38 PM]Don't mind me just DYING![4:38 PM]omg[4:38 PM]THE FLANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![4:45 PM]Dean shush[4:45 PM]your fine she's dead[4:50 PM]The snap of someone's neck sounds like a torilla chip Cas what did you do to Jimmy?[5:14 PM]I'm sorry your kinda hot but I don't like you Hannah[5:15 PM]Hannah just dropped her vessel[5:15 PM]rip[5:22 PM]ok sometimes I feel like I care more about the car then they do Crowley's mum?[5:30 PM]Crowley's mum[5:32 PM]The RETREAT[5:32 PM]HOW MUCH I hAVE HEARD ABOUT YOU![5:37 PM]THE 2 QUEENS![5:38 PM]Jodie's got hunting sense ON[5:38 PM]THE BOIS NO![5:38 PM]They all are gonna know y'all and blow y'all's covers no[5:40 PM]Jodie's about to comit murder[5:41 PM]dang CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![6:15 PM]YOUR VESSEL"S DAUGHTER"S IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![6:16 PM]Claire's about to murder your ass[6:17 PM]Lucifer popped your head[6:17 PM]Cas your not making this any better[6:19 PM]Yes he owns a tie[6:19 PM]No he's not gonna wear it right[6:21 PM]Missionary[6:23 PM]Claire's a vibe[6:24 PM]I'm vibing with Claire[6:27 PM]Ketchups a fruit[6:29 PM]Cas she stole your wallet[6:30 PM]EARTH GRAPHIC[6:30 PM][6:32 PM]Yes[6:32 PM]No[6:32 PM]You had to roast Sam like that[6:32 PM]Dean and you would vibe with this girl[6:32 PM]JUST VIBE![6:33 PM]IT"S A FRUIT[6:33 PM]Ask Sam[6:33 PM]dean and claire are on the same wave lenth[6:33 PM]ask sam[6:35 PM]yes[6:37 PM]You're offended over you worth in pigs?[6:39 PM]Rowna thought he was worth anything from 180-300 $[6:39 PM]and Crowley thinks he was worth any were from 300-500$[6:45 PM]He's a teddy bear and you would get along with his bf[6:47 PM]All three have been there done that[6:51 PM]Really love?[6:51 PM]I feel like that would be a stretch for y'all Charlie's coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![7:53 PM]go get ketchup[7:53 PM]it's hell of a lot better i like your sword char Bad Charlie and Meh Dean is not a good combo[9:10 PM]CHARLIE JUST TOOK THE IMPALA![9:15 PM]Charlie broke his nose[9:15 PM]DAM![9:15 PM]USE THE FORSE![9:18 PM]Can we pleasse give charlie bad charlie's outfit?[9:18 PM]PLEASE?![9:18 PM]She looked so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok the impalas a bench seat[9:30 PM]there's a couple inches differance between the two[9:31 PM]I know from experance that my grandma and grandpa are only a little bit shorter than me but when I pratice driving by pulling out their car I feel crampted in the front seats.[9:32 PM]so either Sam's crampted the whole time[9:33 PM]or Dean has a little stretch to reach the petals[9:34 PM]Fuk dean just got taken too[9:35 PM]YO![9:35 PM]It's 13 y/o Dean[9:38 PM]Spit it out[9:39 PM]How have you lived this long?[9:39 PM]Huh'[9:39 PM]How are u 30?[9:39 PM]How are you alive?[9:44 PM]Doess teenage dean have the mark?[9:44 PM]I would think but?[9:45 PM]TOLD Y"ALL SAM GETSS SQUISHED[9:45 PM]Also Dean should not be driving he doesn't look legal I’m watching you burn[10:03 PM]SHIT LITTLE SAMMY!!!!![10:04 PM]nvm[10:04 PM]You look amazing in a hoodie and nikes Sam did you really use COBAIN as your name[10:16 PM]jesus dude but they are listening to HOSTER!![10:36 PM]LIKE FUCK YEA[10:38 PM]Then they killed a guy the impala has a crank[10:59 PM]i mean duh[10:59 PM]but Charlie's not allowed to be dead[12:38 PM]she knew the rules and broke them Dean's about to kill Sam but[12:45 PM]I'm laughing so hard Don't mind me just refusing to watch 10 22 because Charlie died in 10 21 and I'm pissed[10:33 PM]like she knew the rules and broke them I'm forcing myself to continue watching and Dean is getting pulled over[11:03 PM]I also just told him to be a lawful citzen even though you aren't[11:03 PM]and he's getting arsetted on non existent charges[11:04 PM]They found the id stash[11:04 PM]ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[11:04 PM]dean used Freddy Mercury[11:04 PM]a known BI man as a cover[11:05 PM][11:07 PM]Sam has lured Crowley into a trap[11:07 PM]pfft[11:08 PM]Poor form even for you[11:08 PM]not my gun[11:09 PM]Petion to give Sam a hair tie[11:09 PM]Man bun that fucker man[11:10 PM]Dean's murdering a family and Sam's murdering Crowley[11:10 PM]What a world[11:11 PM]Die[11:13 PM]Bold words coming from you Sam[11:15 PM]Ginger whore[11:16 PM]Fucking Dean got captured by this fucking bitches[11:16 PM]you fucking dumbass[11:16 PM]both of you[11:17 PM]You can sorta see the camera in the relection of his eyes[11:18 PM]XXXXXDDDDDD[11:20 PM]I like that they stormed the bunker but no ones home because the ones who would be are DEAD![11:20 PM]and cas is where ever the fuck he is[11:22 PM]OH SHIT[11:23 PM]Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten, why for Can't take much more (Here we go, here we go, here we go now) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end (Here we go, here we go, here we go now) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Skin against skin, blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in and now you're here Driven by hate, consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Hey! Come! Hey! Come! Hey! Come! Hey! Come![11:24 PM]Don't burn the bloody photo I'm begging you[11:24 PM]Crappy taste my ass[11:25 PM]hes gay[11:26 PM]Dean's gonna raise holy hell on all because you burnt the pic of Mary[11:26 PM]Bringing holy hell on y'all[11:27 PM]Your dead buddy[11:27 PM]You killed Charlie and your gonna burn one of his only pics of his mom and Bobby[11:27 PM]Your fucking dead[11:28 PM]The man is covered in your family's blood and your mocking him about his sister's death[11:28 PM]not a good idea[11:29 PM]HOW MANY NIPPLES YOU GOT BOI?[11:29 PM]ttttttwo?[11:29 PM]Good Head shot![11:30 PM]Dean[11:30 PM]Brother[11:30 PM]blood[11:31 PM]think[11:31 PM]Don't kill the boi[11:31 PM]please[11:31 PM]what the fuck[11:31 PM]-_-[11:32 PM]he was a human[11:34 PM]you're being a dick right now[11:34 PM]he just broke cas' arm[11:35 PM]DO NOT KILL YOUR BF![11:35 PM]HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[11:36 PM]wow you healed quik[11:37 PM]*quicke[11:37 PM]*quick[11:39 PM]I tend to read the summary of the up coming episodes and[11:40 PM]Shot interally from the inside of the impala[11:40 PM]Blah blah blah blah ghouls[11:42 PM]Sam hasn't completely fucked up a spell yet and Cas is an angel so[11:42 PM]you ain't either[11:43 PM]How about[11:43 PM]You give them the spell and they don't kill you[11:44 PM]I swear to god the fandom loves Baby more then they do

#spn #narration #new fan

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wincore · 4 years ago

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AGREEEE, WORKING OVER THE WEEKEND IS THE WORST esp since im in uni full time and i work 9-5 on the weekends which means... no breaks for me ever.. 🥲

MASSIVE CRUSH ON OIKAWA OMGGG I SUPPORT THIS!!!!! but i am unfortunately much older than 15 and still enamored by 2d men 😔 life’s rough like that HDJWKDJ YES ATSUMU CAUSES PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.. HES THE WORST!! btw.. ive heard that the oikawa to atsumu stan pipeline is very real... so if u get to s4.. u may develop atsumu brain rot like me 👁_👁

OOO alright run on, extracurricular, vincenzo, true beauty, love alarm, & perfect crime. NOTED!! ive actually been meaning to watch extracurricular for a while now, it looks so interesting!! now that it has the wincore seal of approval i must watch 😤 OMGG SAKURADA DORI I SAW HIM IN ALICE IN BORDERLAND!! super good show but really gore heavy at some points 👁

ahh ok thank u for the reccs, ive been thinking about starting demon slayer too!! shoplifters sounds really interesting :oo crime??? i havent watched a full movie in a while so i will def check it out!! THESE R ALL GOING IN MY NOTES APP.

NEXT YEARRR omg it sounds far away but i know time passes so quickly nowadays so I WILL WISH U LUCK ONCE AGAIN 💛 i hope u update us when the time comes!!

UGHWHHD EVEN THIS SYNOPSIS IS MAKING ME MISS UR WRITING?!? I LOVE THE WAY U WORD IT... “given a choice to pretend, you find that jaehyun is the lesser of the two burdens to bear” AHHHHHHH omg “he’s in a relationship and doesn’t rlly care about the soulmate system” THIS IS ALWAYS SUCH A PAINFUL SCENARIO IN SOULMATE AUS PLSS!!! Wait is the soulmate of yn gonna be an oc/vague character or another member :O EITHER WAY... PAIN! THIS IS GETTING ME SO EXCITED AND U HAVENT EVEN MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT JAEHYUN’S LIKE IN THIS FIC YET

RUNWAY CHARACTER CAMEOOOS YESS I LOVE RUNWAY YN!!!! i actually reread it last night and ugh i was reminded how much i love yns personality... just the process of experiencing all tht self doubt with them!!! so real & makes u root for them :’)

“if jeno plays edward i need him to that apple scene like taemin did” WHHHHHWJDJJWJDBW THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON THE WATER I WAS DRINKING LMFAO

GODDDD THESE TROPE/MEMBER PAIRINGS, HARD AGREE HARD AGREE!!! HAECHAN AND RENJUN ARE E2L 100%!!!! i think bc the ppl in the bff2l category cant convincingly hate yn back LOL

“gets complimented on his lyricism often but like every song’s about you” STOPPPPP HES SO PERFDCT FOR THIS TROPE!!!!!

OMG I SEE EXACTLY WHAT U MEAN ABT SICHENG IN ROYALTY/CHAEBOL AUS... i think like u said it’s because of his poise & the way ppl are generally in awe of him but also bc of his reluctance to open up!! more reserved until he trusts u... funny and kind but sometimes perceived as aloof... those r some prince tendencies! “what are corporate businesses but modern day kingdoms” LMFAOOWJDJ SERIOUSLY THO

“mans really said i will not give you any onscreen idol personality to work with” HDJWJDJWJSJ LITERALLYYYY this is why i have trouble reading jaehyun fics sometimes bc sometimes they can feel “inaccurate” but its mostly just bc there’s no Standard Personality Stereotype to go off of. but a random & uncommon trope i think he’d pair well with is exes to lovers!! Yes im basically just a jaehyun + angst advocate.

“i think most of them would pair well with bff2l??” FACTTTTTTT and no im not just saying this bc its one of my favorite tropes.. heh... i think i told u this before?? but ur like the main reason i started enjoying e2l!!! i didnt like it before bc i love the PINING in bff2l but then i started reading ur works n was like OH SHIT! THERES LOADS OF PINING HERE TOO...

i think yangyang is not bff2l or e2l, he is in his own category which is Annoyer2Lover HDJWKDJ ex: troublemaker, wasted nights

OMGGGG I DID NOT EXPECT ROYALTY AU TO HAVE SUCH A LARGE LEAD IN THE SURVEY??? and cryptids is so low 😔😔 cmon guys, vampires r fun!!!

WE R LITERALLY WRITING ESSAYS TO EACH OTHER RN BUT I LOVE IT 🥺🥺 its a such a nice break to read ur response when im burnt out from studying!!

OMG IM GOING THROUGH #moonwrites AND IM LITERALLY AN IDIOTTTT IVE BEEN OFF TUMBLR FOR SO LONG I DIDNT REALIZE THAT ROMEO ROULETTE HAD A PREVIEW OUT????

“And I get what out of this?” “Me?” IM IN LOVE WITH THIS CHARACTERS PERSONALITY ALREADY LMFAOO

“—and when this whole game you’re playing is over, you’re going to say I rejected you.” ?!?!???? THE WAY JAEHYUN IS A LITTLE SHIT! THEIR PERSONALITIES ARE BOTH SO FUN PLSJWJDJEJ IM MORE EXCITED NOW!!

pls disregard the part in my last ask where i asked abt romeo roulette.... i had no idea all of the information i needed was sitting right in front of me 😔😔

- tata

WHAT 9 TO 5 ON EVERY WEEKEND???? the system has failed you this honestly feels like a villain origin story 😭 when does it get better???

ALSO let me answer the other asks separately for better readability lol we really out here writing essays GOOD THING i have practice writing but like. this is infinitely better to write 🥰

PLSSS SOMETIMES I WILL SEE AN EDIT/TIKTOK OF OIKAWA AND BE LIKE DAMN I REALLY NEED TO CATCH UP I MISS THIS MF also are you daring me to ruin my life for 2d men bc i will do it without hesitation. wait till i watch hq again and get that atsumu brainrot with you he seems annoying enough for me to like ^_^

AND YES PLS I WAS SO ABSORBED IN IT!! extracurricular was the most gripping show i’ve watched in a while like yes enough teen romance give me two unhinged teenagers doing crime 🤩 AND OMG??? THAT’S WHERE WE SAW HIM TOO and although niragi was literally vomit-inducing human trash, sakurada dori is like. a good actor. except i hated coffee&vanilla which starred him it was literally so cringe i couldn’t 😭 i blame the writers for that though. IM EXCITED FOR S2 OF ALICE IN BORDERLAND THO i really like horror (and i can tolerate gore if ive been desensitized enough) and like i read the manga too!!! the games were really interesting (although morbid).

😭😭 MY NOTES APP IS FULL OF RECS FROM FRIENDS ALL OF THEM HATE ME FOR NOT WATCHING THE SHOWS BUT LIKE. i binge 3 or 4 at a time and strike them off and then go 6 months without watching a single tv series hhh.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I SURE WILL UPDATE !!! it’s so exciting to think about grad school sometimes :33

AHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT AND THE PREVIEW TOO SGSDJKDS there’s a few differences in the actual fic i think bc i changed up the language (and i dont remember what else bc i refuse to look at my writing) JAEHYUN RLLY IS A LITTLE SHIT he’ll be like hm yeah im pretty chill :) and then proceed to beat yn at her own game at times. (she wins mostly dw) the fact that i made her soulmate cha eunwoo like girl if i were you i’d crash their relationship 🥱 (jk) but like. jaehyun too is 🤩 despite being dry af

ASDKDSKDS YOU REREAD ALL (ALMOST) 19K WORDS ??? IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THAT FIC SM AAAAHHH IM FEELING LIKE AN ACTUAL AUTHOR 🥰 i loved runway yn too they were like boss attitude with 20% anxiety.

LOOK JENO BETTER BE PULLING MOVES LIKE THAT TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS 😤 if he hits himself in the forehead with the apple, bonus points bc that was true comedy (as invented by taemin)

AND YES. LIKE I KNOW MARK HATED DONGHYUCK SO MUCH HE WANTED TO LEAVE SM BUT LIKE HE’S TOO NICE WITH EVERYONE ELSE 😭😭😭 i cannot picture him pissed off apart from that summer fight </3

thinking about dejun getting rejected by a girl he wrote a song for. rip brother.

IM GLAD YOU PUT THAT INTO WORDS BC THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!! he’s got all of these regal qualities but he’s still human ykyk so it makes for the most amiable person on earth 😌 i love this characterization of him!!

oof exes to lovers with jaehyun... i had a similar idea a while ago (with theme song sincerity is scary by the 1975) that i discarded bc i don’t think i’m cut out to write that 😭 (YET) so i will keep this is mind. u r so right about jaehyun feeling inaccurate bc it’s like he’s very mild in personality onscreen sometimes?? so him having strong personality traits makes me go 🤔🤔 that man is overreacting. (jkjk but like you get the idea)

WAIT RLLY OMG BC OF ME???? i would never enjoy e2l irl bc irl dudes are 🤢🤢 and if they annoy me i will end them. but in fiction the mutual pining and initial disgust at yourself for liking the other??? helllooo 🤩🤩🤩 especially if it’s in a romcom style <3 bff2l is also better in fiction bc if the relationship doesnt work out irl and the person become uncomfortable with me i will just get annoyed jskshdl

LMAO YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT YANGYANG HE’S JUST THAT™ DUDE skgkhs he feels like someone fun to hang out with but he would annoy you the whole time. also he is cute 🥰

AND EXACTLY!!!! IM HAPPY FOR ROYALTY AUS BUT CMON. LOOK AT THOSE VAMPIRE TEETH. feel like media ruined vampires for people 😔

THIS IS SUCH A NICE BREAK FROM STUDYING HONESTLY!!!! im like working on two semi-large projects AND studying course and out-of-course material simultaneously so my brain is a little fried. thank u for this 😘

#tata 💖#anon #answered

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dialovers-translations · 4 years ago

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Diabolik Lovers VANDEAD CARNIVAL ;; Azusa Route ー Chapter 1

ー The scene starts by the Carnival’s entrance

Azusa: Eve. Thank you for choosing me...

I’ll make sure to protect you.

Yui: ...Azusa-kun...

Ayato: Keh! For a Chichinashi, you sure have some nerve, not pickin’ me like that.

Kanato: Exactly. Why Azusa out of all possible choices?

Laito: Actually, don’t you think Azusa-kun would make for an excellent bodyguard?

Ayato: Haah? The fuck, Laito? You’re takin’ that bandaged bastard’s side?

Laito: Of course not. However, he just loves pain, doesn’t he? In that case, he fits the bill perfectly, no?

Ayato: ...Aah, guess you mean that in case somethin’ happens, he can take the hit in Chichinashi’s place, huh?

Azusa: ...

Yui: Ah, hold up! Do you really have to put itーー

Yuma: Oi! Ya guys better don’t think ya can run yer damn mouths just ‘cause we’ve been keepin’ quiet this far...

Kou: Exactly? Stop acting bitter just cause she didn’t choose you.

Ayato: Aah!? The fuck did you just say!?

Yuma: Wanna fight, ya lil’ punk!? Bring it on then! I’ll gladly take you on!

Yui: ( O-Oh no. At this rate, they’ll start fighting! )

Ruki: ーー Yuma, Kou.

Drop it. Don’t bother with them. It’d only be a waste of time.

Reiji: ...Oh dear. We actually share the same opinion for once, it seems.

I have remained silent so far, and while they may be my siblings, that was simply painful to watch.

I shall take my leave now.

Shuu: ...Haah, I’m tired. I’m gonna...go take a nap...

Subaru: ...You idiots can just enjoy your stupid games together.

Yui: ( All three of them left... )

Ayato: The fuck’s their problem? Look at them actin’ like they’re the shit!

Yui: ( E-Either way, I’m glad the tension has disappeared from the air but... )

Ruki: ...Azusa. Eve chose you as her bodyguard. Make sure to remain by her side at all times.

Azusa: Yeah, I know. I’ll try my very best...

Ayato: Che, the fuck? This is hella borin’.

I bet he’ll forget ‘bout his duty after two seconds.

Chichinashi, you better rush to my side once that guy abandons you.

Yui: Don’t say that! Azusa-kun stopped hurting himself.

Kanato: I wonder...? Choosing a different bodyguard while you still have the chance would be the wisest decision, Yui-san.

Laito: Bitch-chan, are you sure about your choice?

Yui: Yeah.

I want Azusa-kun. That’s why I chose him.

Let’s go, Azusa-kun!

Azusa: Y-Yeah...

ー The scene shifts to the Carnival’s venue

Yui: ( Haah...Did I go a little too far...? )

Azusa: Say...

Yui: ( However, I can’t stand them bad-mouthing Azusa-kun like that. )

Azusa: ...H-Hey...Wait...Yui-san...

Yui: Ah...S-Sorry!

( I got worked up and ended up strongly dragging him along...!! )

Azusa: No...

...More importantly...I’m sorry...You had to feel upset because of me, didn’t you...?

Yui: You’ve got nothing to apologize for, Azusa-kun. I only spoke my mind.

Because I think it’d be sad if you remained misunderstood forever.

Azusa: ...Eve...Are you sad...?

Yui: ...Azusa-kun?

Azusa: ...I don’t want to sadden you...

...So...

I promise. I will never inflict pain upon myself again...

If I do that...You won’t be sad, right...?

Yui: ...Yeah.

( Azusa-kun promised me. )

( So it’ll be okay. )

*Thud*

Yui: ( Hm...? )

Vampire male A: ...That guy over there is one of Karlheinz-sama’s followers, no? The woman next to him is...

Vampire male B: Exactly, a human...

She sure is brave, casually strolling around here while spreading her scent around...Hehehe...!

Yui: ( ...! Right, this is the Demon World, so there will obviously be other Vampires walking around outside... )

Azusa: ...Don’t worry, Eve.

I won’t let them lay a single finger on you...Because I’ll protect you...

Yui: Azusa-kun...

Azusa: ...Is it strange when I say those things...?

Yui: No, it makes me very happy. Thank you...

ー The Vampires start approaching

Yui: ( ...! )

( Oh no... The number of Vampires around has suddenly increased. )

Kou: Azusa-kun, M-neko-chan! This way!

Yui: ( Kou-kun...!? )

Azusa: ...Oh. Let’s go, Yui-san!

ー The two of them run towards a side street

Azusa: You guys...

Yui: U-Uhm, why are you all here?

Yuma: That’s yer fault, Sow!

Kou: You suddenly left, so we got worried and chased after you.

Yuma: There ya have it. I was gonna give those punks a good ‘ol beatin’.

But ya know, since we were invited here by that man, we probably shouldn’t cause too much trouble.

Yui: That man...?

Ruki: ...That being said, I was surprised. By you, Azusa.

Azusa: Me...?

Ruki: In the past, you gladly would have thrown yourself at that crowd of Vampires, no?

Yuma: ‘Cause he knew it was an easy way to get a free beatin’, duh.

Kou: Ahー... Good point.

Azusa: ...I mean...I promised. That I would no longer hurt myself...Right, Yui-san?

Yui: Exactly.

Kou: Hmm~... With where this situation is going, you’re gonna make me jealous.

Yuma: Haah? The fuck you mean?

Ruki: ...Yuma. You don’t need to understand.

Either way...Let’s go now. We’ll leave the Queen of the Carnival in Azusa’s care.

Yuma: Oi, hold it!

ー The three of them leave

Yui: They left...

Azusa: Yeah...I’ll make sure to thank them after the Carnival.

Yui: Good idea.

ーー By the way, about the Carnival.

...I wonder what the Queen is meant to do?

Azusa: Well...

...Sorry. I don’t really know what to do either...For now, I’ve simply decided to protect you...

Yui: I see...

( He doesn’t know either. What now...? )

Azusa: ...Hey, listen...For now...

What exactly...is a Carnival?

Yui: Eh...?

Azusa: I’ve never seen one so...

Do you know? ...Will you...teach me...?

Yui: ...Eh?

( I wonder how I should explain it? A Carnival...A festival? )

I guess you could compare it to...a festival.

There’s different stalls and it’s a bunch of fun.

Azusa: ...Ah, in that case...That does ring a bell somewhat...

In the past...Long, long ago...The four of us...went to one of those once.

There were tons of people...and everything was shining brightly...

It was so much fun...

That night...I couldn’t get it out of my head since I had such a blast, and felt so happy...

So the next day...I tried going once more...But everything was gone...

Yui: ...Azusa-kun...

Azusa: ...Back then, you see...I tried this really delicious food...

Yui: Delicious food?

Azusa: I don’t know...what it was called, but it was so very sweet...

I’ve been trying my hardest not to forget about its taste, because I wanted to remember, but...

I can’t seem to recall it any more right now. Such a shame...

Yui: Azusa-kun...

...Right! They might be selling that food at today’s Carnival as well.

Let’s go look for it together, Azusa-kun.

Azusa: Eh? But...

Yui: I’m curious to find out what exactly you thought was so delicious.

Azusa: Eve...

Yui: Let’s go?

Azusa: ...Are you sure?

Yui: Yeah!

( I hope we can find the food from Azusa-kun’s memories... )

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to right in front of the wagons

Yui: ( A sweet, delicious snack, huh? ...I wonder what it could be? )

Say, Azusa-kun? Isn’t there anything else you remember?

Azusa: ...Let me think...

It was fluffy, sweet, delicious, and...

...Sorry, Eve. That’s all I can remember.

Selection

→ Remember it somehow!

Yui: Try your best to remember, Azusa-kun!

Azusa: ...Let’s see...

...

I felt really happy...when I ate it...

I don’t think I can remember anything else...Sorry.

I truly...am sorry...

Yui: ( ...Seems like I put him on the spot... )

→ Let’s slowly recollect your memories (☾)

Yui: No, it’s okay. Let’s take it one step at a time?

Azusa: Yeah...

...You really are so kind.

Yui: Eh...?

Azusa: No, it’s nothing.

Yui: Really...?

Yui: ( Anyway, I think it’d be best to just go around all the shops one by one. )

( Uhm, first up... )

*Rustle*

Yui: Ah...They’re selling something over at that food truck (1) on the other side. Is that...Ice cream, I guess?

Azusa-kun, could it have been something you ate in the past?

Azusa: ...

Yui: ( Oh? Seems like it rings a bell? )

Want to give something a try? It might help trigger your memories.

Azusa: Y-Yeah...

Ah...Wait one second...

ー Azusa steps closer

Azusa: I will...protect you...

Yui: Y-Yeah...!

( He grabbed my hand! )

( It’s a little embarrassing but...I’m happy he’s willing to do this. )

Azusa: Well then, let’s go to the food truck.

*TIMESKIP*

Azusa: ...Ah...It’s cold...and delicious...

...

Yui: ( Fufu, Azusa-kun really seems to be enjoying that. )

( I’m a little worried about it being red pepper flavored though... )

( I guess it’s fine as long as he enjoys it. )

Azusa: ...You won’t eat yours? It’ll melt if you don’t hurry, you know...?

Yui: Ah...!

( The ice cream melted and got all over my hand... )

Azusa: Fufu...Come on, keep still. I’ll clean you up.

Nn...

*Sluuurp*

Yui: Azusa-kun!? What are you...

Azusa: What do you mean...? I licked off the ice cream...?

I mean, I wouldn’t want your pretty hand to get dirty...

Come on, don’t move...I’m almost done...

Nn...

Yui: ( I’m happy, yet embarrassed at the same time...! )

Azusa: There, all done.

Yui: Y-Yeah. Thank you...

*TIMESKIP*

Azusa: ーー Thanks for the treat.

Yui: How was it, Azusa-kun?

Azusa: It was very delicious. It made me...remember.

...That I definitely have tried ice cream at least once before...

Yui: Then...!

Azusa: ...But...

It wasn’t the food I had at that Carnival back then.

Kou got me some ice cream as a gift way before. That’s when I had some...

Yui: I see...

( It’s a shame but...Azusa-kun seemed to have really enjoyed that ice cream, so I guess it’s a win still. )

Then, let’s look around a little more, okay?

Azusa: Yeah...

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

Translation notes

(1) In Japanese they are called ‘wagons’, but I think ‘food truck’ is a valid translation for those which sell food items. Especially since it is a term which is very commonly used in a modern context and therefore easy to understand for English-speaking readers.

← RETURN TO PROLOGUE

→ PROCEED WITH MAIN STORY [CHAPTER 2]

→ SUB-SCENARIO #1 [W/ SHUU]

→ SUB-SCENARIO #2 [W/ AYATO]

→ SUB-SCENARIO #3 [W/ RUKI]

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #azusa mukami #vandead carnival #diabolik lovers translation #vcazusachapter1

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choerryhype · 4 years ago

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vampires! norenmin au

so basically, all three of them are vampires, but jeno is half demon

because his mom is a demon and his dad is a vamp so… yeah

and like, they met when they were kids, because tiny injun wanted to summon a demon

because he heard one of his older cousins say that they were cool, so he went to the park and drew an invocation circle with chalk

and jeno was looking at him, so ofc he pointed out everything that was wrong with renjun´s invocation

and the kid almost cried, but jeno told him that he could come play with his mom if he really wanted to meet a demon

and jaemin was just a playing alone nearby, but he wanted to play with the demon too

so that´s how they became friends

but when they got to jeno´s house they were extremely scolded by his parents, because the whole vampire thing is like,,, TOP SECRET and they were saying that to each other without knowing their nature

good thing is that the three of them were vampires so they didn´t have to kill anybody

well they grew up

and all three of them became REALLY handsome but we already know that

so of course, girls start getting interested in them

but like, every time they hear that they get jealous between themselves

and like, jeno had this one girl that was OBSESSED with him, and jae and ren just h a t e d her SO much

so whenever they would hear her talking about their boy (because super hearing; vampires, remember?) they would get extremely mad

also it kinda happens that renjun is the only one who gets mad like a normal person

because when jeno gets mad, his pupils become vertical, since he gets closer to his demon side or wathever

but when jaemin gets mad, he cries

and one day, jeno and renjun find him crying his eyes out in the bathroom

and he's yanking the tears away as if he didn't want them because HOLY SHIT he can't really get mad about that

and when renjun asks what's wrong jamein just goes

"because you're not mine, not you, not jeno, and she can still have you"

and jeno wants to snap that girl's neck right then and there

but renjun can't let him go out with demon eyes because they would get discovered

and the whole vampires and demons stuff is top secret, remember?

so he simply holds onto his sleeve

and while he holds jeno he wipes away jaemin's tears and asks

"what on earth made you believe that we're not yours?"

because anyone would be blind if they didn't notice that those three have something going on by now

but jaems needed reassurance, so they stay in the bathroom for the rest of the day kissing his cheeks and telling him how much they love him

so one day they decided among themselves to just let her know jeno was taken

so jaemin simply kissed his cheek and waved goodbye, because he did not share that class with him and jun

but renjun wouldn´t settle with a kiss on the cheek, so he kissed jeno near the mouth to mark territory

and that´s just kinda how they became what they are know

because they don´t call themselves “boyfriends”, they simply call themselves “theirs”

and everyone in school knows that, so nobody gushes about them anymore

also since jeno is half demon he can´t drink human blood

because he gets sick from his tummy

so he can only drink blood from magical beings like other vampires, demons, witches, elfs and faries

so he normally took blood from his parents

and like, when he was little he would only take blood from his mom cuz he was one of those ultra attached kids

so he would always bite her shoulder or her arm

and afterwards she'd give him candy and pat him on the head

and jeno's dad tried to make him drink from him insted but of course jeno disn't cuz he felt that his dad was trying to take attention from his mom away from him

so for like eight years he only took blood from his mom

but as he grew older he got kinda shy about it so now he only drinks from his dad's wrist

but there was this one time where his dad had to travel for work so, naturally, he had to drink from his mom

but instead he just avoided her because he didn't want to, and he thought he was strong enough to wait for his dad

of course he wasn't

so one day they were just kinda,,,, kissing and he was so hungry and jaemin smelled SO GOOD

so he bit him

and then he cried because

"i am so sorry nana but my dad's not around and- you know i can't take from my mom- she wouldn't mind but-"

and he was just sobbing so much and even though jun and nana found it hilarious they spent the rest of the afternoon taking care of their gigant baby

so know jeno drinks from them

but he is still super shy to ask for blood

so whenever he's hungry he just goes to either of them and puts his finger on their neck like a little kid and is like

"can i have some?" while standing there like a todler

and while junnie only pulls down the collar of whatever shirt he's wearing jaemin finds it absolutely a d o r a b l e

so he always coos at how cute jeno is whenever he needs blood

and like... with time the both picked up habits for when jeno is drinking

renjun plays with his hair becuase normally he is in jeno's lap since it would be uncomfortable to bend down for so long due to the height difference

but with jaemin they are normally standing up

so nana just hugs him with one of those bear hugs of his

and when he's done jaemin will peck his lips and kiss his nose and his face because

"jeno-ssi you're so cute"

and jen just gives him the brightest eye smile, even if sometimes it has blood in it

also all three of them are really inocent, despite what they might look like

so SOMETIMES they will do things that are considered kinda,,,,,,, hot, among humans

for example, for about a year junnie had this habbit that whenever jeno or jaemin would hug him, he would always hide his face on their necks

but that was not the problem, of course it was not

the thing is, junnie would start to pepper kisses all over their necks, and that is still fine, BUT (and there's a huge but) he would also start to lick and nib on them

because cute little renjun wanted to mark his territory

and none of them saw anything wrong with it, so they would simply let him do so

and ren would do it the whole time they held him, whether it was five seconds or three hours

so jaemin and jeno always had marks on their necks, which looked pretty much like sǝx marks

intense sǝx marks

and they would just leave them there because nobody ever told them anything

but because they hugged renjun constantly, the marks never faded away

in fact, it just looked like they had more of them

and everyone in school always thought the boys were wildin'

but they were also so confused cuz renjun never had hickeys

so in the end they got called to the counselor's office

and she gave them the longest talk about sǝx

and when she finished they were all so embarassed that they couldn't even explain

so jun no longer kisses their necks, only on r e a l l y special ocasions

like their birthdays and stuff

or when he is extremely clingey

also, they have specific nicknames for each other, since it would be confusing to say "honey" and have to pairs of eyes look at you

so jeno is baby, and sometimes dotori

nana is love

and jun is honey, because during the time he had his hair blone they felt it looked like honey (imagine we young renjun)

jaemin loves wearing their hoodies to school

so poor jeno and renjun don't have anything to cover themselves with anymore

but its ok cuz they're vampires

but still, they want their sweaters back

so once, they sneaked into nana's house to retrive them

jaemin didn't talk to them for a week

and everyone in school was keeping up with the drama because "H O L Y SHIT those three have never fought"

so jeno settled with jackets and renjun is just always cold

but he gets snuggles so that's okay

also jaemin is SO the type to kiss them anywhere

and renjun gets kinda shy but he loves it

jeno will only give them forehead kisses in public, a l o t of forehead kisses

also, jeno will always piggy back ride both of them

because renjun really likes it and then of course jaemin wants a piggy back ride too

so jen takes both of them on his back, and even though he complains they're too heavy, he always does it with the hugest grin in his face

and whenever halloween arrives, you know renjun's gonna loose it

because he LIVES to dress up his boyfriends

jeno is always a demon, because duh

but somehow every year he looks different, like you can still figure out his costume but it looks nothing like the one from the past year

with jaemin it's a little bit harder

but renjun really likes to dress him up as movie characters

as for him, he likes to dress up as historical characters

and they always go treak or treating and get lots of candy because of how good their costumes are

they were really happy when they finally graduated school

their families made them a special dinner and everything

and they traveled to injun's hometown as a celebration a few days later

and even though they are still very young vampires, they know they want to spend their eternity together

and that's really cute, they are really cute

#kpop #nct #nct dream #nct au #vampires #nct vampire au #renmin #jaejun #nomin #jaeno #noren #reno #norenmin #kpop au

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