#nyooom talks

[yanderu-deredere]

IM ALIVE.

hey, sorry i've been really inactive lately. i was preparing for finals and my chronic illness bullshit was really kicking my ass so i couldn't get out of bed for a lot of things, much less do stuff i loved doing.

but i'm here and im back and i'm hopefully going to get to writing!

my to-do list will be as follows:

finish up the yan!cannibals and the yan!wolf pack chapters

finish up the 'm is for marriage' series i started even though it's not may anymore

i wanted to do a mermay thing for may but it's not may anymore but im still going to do it

do the follower thing i promised you guys!!

whittle down the fat list of requests in my inbox

that's listed in importance so do with that as you will! i havent written in what feels like forever so i'll hopefully get back into the swing of things soon!

also UGH! the follower thing! i blinked and now there's 300 of you! i'll get that started soon after my to-do list is all done, i promise! i'm really sorry i'm so behind on everything

thanks for understanding!

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I like to think that Jon sings to animals when he's petting them. He doesn't do it consciously, but it just happens.

I hope tomorrow is kinder to you.

Omg that's adorable. I hope that ends up in the podcast one day.

Thank you, you're a valued part of this fandom and a good person. <3 I'm glad I got to really know you, and hopefully today will be better. So far, it has been nice aside from Scarecrow the cat going to time out (a fancy crate that's basically a hotel) for attacking my other kitty, Smudge. He's a lot like his namesake, except when it storms. Then he's a bit of a coward.

[mellybabbles]

As the Dift!Dust creator

Yes you can

It's canon now

OMG??? FUCK YEAH GOT DUS TZOOMEISSSSSSS

[orangelovesyou]

I know the idv stage play isn't canon but GOD stageplay naib is how I imagine naib behaves in the manor,, like he'll be kiting and then just

[unxpctedlygreat]

Me, making the Deer gifs:

[whumpshaped]

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tw institutional/systemic pet whump, second person pov (and you're the pet!)

For a brief moment, the urge to lie and secure your position as the victim feels unbearable. Then, you think, you can't possibly lie about something like this.

In the end, you say nothing. If you just don't correct him, that's not really lying, is it?

Rayan's face becomes even sadder. "I don't expect you to... talk about it with me. It's alright. Um... I'm really sorry."

He nods towards the end of the alley, in the direction you saw him go when he rushed home. It's dark enough that you don't think anyone will question your ragged clothes or appearance, and Rayan seems to think so as well.

"I don't have a lot of space, but I'm sure we can make it work."

You grab the half-eaten bag of crackers and the apple, and follow him home. His home — maybe yours, too? Soon?

No. No, that's not what you want. That's just the conditioning. You don't want the pet life, you don't. You just need help getting back to your old life.

Rayan wasn't lying. He leads you into an apartment building, to the third floor and into a cramped little flat. There's a huge mess as well, but it's certainly better than the alley. It's warm.

"I, uh... I only have one bedroom. I have a queen bed, but I don't imagine you'd wanna sleep with me." He doesn't say it, but you can tell he also has reservations about it. Who wouldn't? But at least the fact he sees you as less than a person is to your advantage; you imagine he'd be way more wary of accepting an unknown person into his home. "I can make your bed on the couch. Is that alright? I can pull it out and all, it's pretty comfortable."

The front door leads directly into the living room. If anyone steps in, they'll see you. It makes you nervous.

~

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Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 4

This’ll be another quick reaction ‘cause I have a desk to clean!

-Oooh!  Starting with the opening!

Previously on TGCF…

-Dim Sum night @ Paradise Manor!

-Man they didn’t even get a sip in

-He reassured Lang Ying

-Dude it was in a really small glass, so maybe it could’ve been to his liking if it wasn’t alcoholic

-Man that expression and tone made it seem like Hua Cheng made a really grave error

That noise when Qingxuan tilted their head

-Qingxuan is the wingman/woman

-For those of you who think he said, “Some sex allow indulgences” in the dub,  it’s actually “Some sects allow indulgences” which references the sects that practice cultivation, and I manage to catch that detail

-Licentious means related to promiscuous and sexual activity.

-A flashback to Ep 2

-That’s the advice on staying balance is basically what every patron ignores in Vegas

-He’s tricking him into getting the information for the dice portal

-“Enough San Lang!  Please stop teasing me.”  *In a sing-song voice*  No he will not~!  And XL said it so gently!!!!

-Man he fell for that favor all too quickly

-Just like transferring spiritual energy

-It’s a 12!

-It’s the music from EP 6 when they were both caught in the sandstorm!!!!

-He offered his dice!!!

-Man, hook line and sinker for XL

-“A few more rounds?” We all know what he was referring to~! ;3

-NYOOOM

-“San Lang, will you ever stop spoiling me?” *In a sing-song voice again*  No he will not~!

-Aww he doesn’t want to take advantage of his Ghost King

-Hi Qingxuan

-This is like removing your belt and getting into comfier clothes after going to town at a fancy restaurant with your folks

-No thoughts just Buff!Qingxuan, and he’s got great fashion sense

-Details~!  That’s literally all of us watching this!

-Yep told ya he’s got great fashion sense and imagine the montage Windmaster did just to sneak in

-This has the energy of seeing your roommate just pass out in your room of the flat

-Salacious means arousing to appeal to sexual imagination

-“I mean he called you his honored guest in front of everyone” “Jealous~?” - Jake the Dog, Burning Low, Adventure Time

-He didn’t forget at all

-They were talking about luck~

-Man that transition with the dice toss

-A really temporary gift

-Another 12

-That’s a lot of stairs

-Firebending

-No need to be savage Qingxuan

-Just like The dragon of the west, the Martial god of the west somehow has that energy and more foreshadowing for the series

-It looks like a Mayan mural

-No earthbending allowed

-The dice and tunnel are confusing them

-He rolled a 7!  Somebody go get Miguel and Tulio!

-It’s the iconic floor trap pitfall

-They made two craters like Wile E. Coyote!

-Oooh right on the skull!

-It’s a narrow tunnel!

-Cave in!

-LEECH WORMS!  

-Another animal hybrid the people in ATLA will get scared sh*tless over

-More firebending!

-Fire beats bug!

-Well those dice tiles were convenient

-Another 7!

-Another trap door!

-It’s a 4!

-The downside of partnering with Xie Lian everyone

-And he just effortlessly helps up Buff!Qingxuan

-I like how he doesn’t badmouth Hua Cheng’s trickery

I’m gonna to skip this next part of the EP because it’s offensive!  (You know the part I’m talking ‘bout)

-That’s gonna be another visit to the exfoliating facial masks

-Welcome to XL’s pain dude

-Dude, you didn’t bring him bad luck at all, he didn’t realize and it’s out of both of your control

-One man can’t sway the Windmaster’s luck, that gonna be another iconic quote

-Get yourself a friend like Qingxuan

-Yay another conveniently placed dice tile!

-Another 12

-Man the whiplash Qingxuan has going from saying ‘San Lang’ to ‘Hua Cheng’ when he got exasperated

-This took place in a time before the Step counter was invented

-*hears Ming Yi speak*  OH NO HE’S HOT!!!

-He melted the metal shackles

-This has the energy of the cheerleader being close with the goth girl but masculine

-From EP 11

-Yep it’s exactly like the popular girl trying to befriend the goth

-And he already knows they’re close!

-And Ming Yi just sleeps to not talk to anyone, valid

-What was the number he just rolled

-Another floor trap

-He didn’t land in his lap like in the novel and man Hua Cheng

-Boo Chinese Censorship! BOO!!! (Rotten tomatoes)

*Hua Cheng gasps in demi* *wink wink*

That’s all for the reaction post, I gotta get back to cleaning me and my sister’s room

[everettswritings]

What would shadow milk be like as a caregiver? would be a very silly caregiver who would always make his little laugh because he loves the sound of their laughter and wants them to be as happy and playful as they can be?

Yes. (NO NSFW INTERACTION, THIS IS SFW!)

You thought Royal Margarine was silly? No, no, no, no! Our favorite trickster is far more silly. And I mean SILLY

Loves constantly making funny faces at you, especially whenever you copy him. It already makes his heart melt when you laugh, but when you copy him? He’s just a puddle at that point!

Feeding time is always fun. Expect to be spoon fed and expect them to say something like:

”Here comes the airplane! Nyooom!”

“Here comes the choo-choo train! Open the tunnel!”

”Here comes the Race car! Zoom zoom! It’s gonna crash, open the garage!”

They mix it up every time, but what’s most funny is when they struggle to come up with something and their mind blanks a bit. Do you have any IDEA how hard it is to come up with new material? How dare you laugh at him?!

Expect him to get super involved with playtime, especially whenever it’s something like “house” or “doctor”. For example: as a patient in the game “doctor”, he is going to come up with the wildest scenarios imaginable.

”Oh, doctor! It’s terrible! A car drove into my mouth and now it’s stuck in my throat! I can’t breathe! Help me, doc!”

How is that physically possible? No clue! But who cares? So long as you’re entertained, that’s all that matters!

Oh yeah, tickling is a must. Just sayin’

Same with any other physical affection.

Reads books with you and goes all in, making funny sounds and giving all the characters distinct voices.

If we’re being honest with ourselves here, what DOESN’T he go all in on? They may treat everything else like a joke, but caring for their little is serious.

They just want their little to be happy! Why wouldn’t they? That smile of yours of so sweet and that laughter is like an angel singing

Speaking of their little(🫵), you definitely get a lot of nicknames. Some generic ones like “baby”, “cutie pie”, and “little one”; but also some more specific ones. His favorite to call you being “jingle bell”/“little bell”

Oh, do you babble? That’s okay, he’s still gonna talk to you! It doesn’t matter how much you sound like you’re just speaking gibberish, he’ll carry a conversation!

”Oh my goodness! Is that so? Wow!”

“I never thought of it like that! Jingle bell, you’re a genius!”

What can I say? He just loves entertaining his little.

Actually, he just loves his little :)

And that’s about it! Caregiver Shadow Milk never crossed my mind, but I’m so glad for this ask because it’s such a cute concept. I genuinely love this so much! Have a good one 🫶

[crystaltoa]

So we all agree Pohatu has a patoot, but other than that, interpretations vary pretty wildly. Some like to imagine him as lean and fast even without the mask of speed, others like the idea of a big bulky guy who naturally isn’t all that fast getting the mask of nyooom. The wording was hard on this one. I thought about saying ‘tanky’ but some people associate that more with muscles and others with bulk of any kind, so decided to get more specific.

“Heavyset” because describing a biomech character as fat or chubby is a little weird to some when they don’t really have actual literal body fat as far as I can tell, and ‘cuddly’ could just be talking about personality (also some people are going to see fat/chubby as derogatory or mean, though I’m intending it as a neutral descriptor).

Tall/Short is in relation to the other Toa on his team, since all Toa are tall by human standards.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Jade Leech Broom Birthday Personal Story: Part 3

"Happy Birthday"

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[Octavinelle Dorm – Birthday Party Venue]

Kalim: Oh, the next one's the last question. Okay, I'll finish this strong…

Kalim: “How do you spend your days off?”

Jade: My days off, hm… Well, the way I spend it may differ depending on the day, so I'm not sure what exactly I should start with.

Kalim: Are you really always doing something different?

Jade: Why, yes. There are so many things here on land that captures my attention… There's not enough time in the world to experience everything.

Kalim: Cool, so, what did you do during your last day off?

Jade: During the most recent weekend… Oh yes, I blended some tea.

Kalim: Oh! That's neat, I do that sometimes, too. It's pretty fun!

Jade: Indeed. Even if I were to blend the same ingredients, by changing the quantity of the ingredients, the aroma, flavor, and color can differ when pouring the tea…

Jade: Oftentimes the result is not what I was expecting. I find that blending tea leaves is rather profound.

Kalim: I totally get it! Whenever I throw in the wrong amount of tea leaves, sometimes it gets really bitter, or it's not as fragrant.

Jade: Just so. Of course, I do find it entertaining that it doesn't necessarily come out as I was hoping.

Kalim: What kind of tea leaves do you use for your blends?

Jade: I don't particularly care as to where or when they were harvested, or even the grade of the leaves. The adventure itself is the key to success, I believe.

Jade: I've used some unusual flora that I've collected during my Mountain Lover's Club activities before, as well.

Jade: Even those flora that are considered weeds can be used as ingredients once dried and roasted.

Kalim: Eh, you use weeds!?

Jade: Fufu, surprising, isn't it? Moreover, I've found that the same weeds can have different flavors depending on where they were harvested.

Jade: Only by preparing my own ingredients am I able to enjoy such subtle differences.

Kalim: Woow, that sounds fun! Maybe next time I'll start with collecting the ingredients, too.

Jade: Yes, please do so. When it comes to flora available on campus, I would recommend trying thyme or cleavers.

Jade: Recently, just those flavors haven't been enough for me, so I've been cultivating my own plants for my tea.

Jade: The flowers I collected a few days ago looks as though it will bloom soon, so I am hoping to add them for fragrance.

Kalim: Wow, you go that far!? That's amazing, your tea blends are really intense.

Jade: Well, it does seem like once I gain an interest in something, I am the type to pursue it until the very end.

Jade: Ah, yes, and once I concoct a blend of leaves that I am satisfied with, I plan on making it available at the Mostro Lounge.

Jade: I would love it if you would come and drink some when that time comes, Kalim-san.

Kalim: I feel like I learned a ton about you today. Thanks for talking to me about everything!

Jade: Of course, thanks to you, I was able to have such an enjoyable time.

Jade: After the interview, I am to fly on the birthday road, yes?

Kalim: Yeah! Here you go, here's the broom that's been prepped for you.

Kalim: It looks so fabulous with all those blue and white flowers on the end of the broom. It suits you!

Jade: Fufufu, how nice of you to say.

Kalim: 'Kay, you gotta take this broom and go nyooom in front of everyone else! Time to get your celebration on!

Jade: Yes. I shall "go nyooom" and accept everyone's warmest sentiments.

Jade: I cannot say I would like to fly in front of so many people, but… I shall do my proper duty as the birthday boy.

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[yanderu-deredere]

IMPORTANT!

i've put up two polls and it would absolutely mean so much to me if you guys took the polls! i really really need as many of you guys to take it! thank you so much!

here it is! and the second one is just to figure out when most of you are on tumblr so i can change my posting time to the most popular answer

[kanene-yaaay]

Ya know what time is it

EXACTLY

❤️ RANDOM SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TICKLE HEADCANON'S TIME 💚

So let's go let's go:

I will forever fight for the idea that Mario is the biggest tickle monster when it comes to Luigi. Tickling him when he needs some cheering up, squeezing his sides when Luigi is feeling too nervous and need some encouraging to do a task or a little less ox anxious thoughts in his head, poking and poking and dodging from Luigi's protesting hands only to scribble on his tickle spots until he is ""convinced"" to join Mario in another adventure (he was already going to do it on the first place, but sometimes he can't help but pretend to put a bit of a grumpy fight), getting random tickle hugs just because Mario felt like a tickle monster today...

BUT

I think Luigi is the king of accidental tickles.

Sometimes he doesn't even know what he is doing! He is already very physically affectionate so it's only natural that when he pokes and prods Mario's stomach sometimes his hands will slip and hit a tickle spot without meaning to, or when he gives him a big hug and a nice squeeze his fingers will accidentally dig on his sides or he will try to give his bro an encouraging knee-squeeze it will just lay right on that place that makes Mario snort and etc etc

He doesn't even realize it, most of the time! He seems to have a hidden skill to find everyone's secret tickle spots because everyone swears that they weren't even that ticklish before knowing him the first place!

But, here is the thing: Luigi is playful, and quite determined too, especially when it comes to the people he cares about.

So he may get one or two unexpected giggles w his tickly accidents, but, the moment he realizes what is happening and why the person he is hugging is smiling and tittering? Ohhh, it's over! Rip rip

That only makes harder for Mario because the tickles are already the most unexpected as they could be and you add having to hid your surprised squeal to not activate your little bro's inner tickle monster? Good luck w that! Rip our dear Mario fr qgfwdwvwhvwfwc

Toad gives me the vibes of someone who would start tickle fight in the most unappropriate moments (like when Peach is in an important, royal meeting and can NOT start giggling non stop in the middle of it, EXCUSE me, Toad) and use his heigh and speed to NYOOOM his way out of trouble and hid behind Mario, who is more than ready to accept anyone's fight as his own and have like 50/50 of chance to help him to escape/tickle the person (especially if that person is Peach because.... her ... her giggles ♡) OR help to catch him. Toad is laughing like a gremlin the entire time XD

Anyway I can't stop thinking about them and tickles and giggles thank you for coming to my ted talk

(also.... a minute of your attention:

Mario and Luigi and cheer up tickles

that is it)

[whumpsday]

Choice of the Hunter #18

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: death wish, vampire whumpee, captivity, aftermath of torture

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You've killed more vampires than you can count in your 20+ years as a hunter. But for some reason, the first one to ask for death has you reluctant. This isn't a fair fight. This isn't protecting anyone. This is just... sad.

Still, you feel reluctant to outright refuse either, if this is what it really wants. But before you just jump straight to that...

"Is there anything I could do to change your mind?" you ask. "Let's think about this first before we get hasty."

The vampire stares up at you, face still streaked with tears. "M-make it stop?" it whispers. "Please, sir. I'd do anything for this to stop. I don't care how. Whether it's death, or being left alone to rot, or still being hurt but less, or- or anything else. It hurts too much. I can't do this. Please, I just want it to end."

Its lip quivers, and it eyes the stake on your belt longingly.

taglist:

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@whumpzone

@whumpycries

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[whumpshaped]

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tw institutional/systemic pet whump, second person pov (and you're the pet!), dehumanisation, memory loss, lots of food talk

"Yeah," you mutter. "Thanks."

He smiles at you, clearly relieved. "Awesome. Dig in, then. It's all yours."

You don't need more encouragement. Honestly, you didn't even need as much as he gave. You start shoveling the noodles into your mouth at record speed, relishing the sensation of it sliding down your throat and warming your belly. It's something you haven't felt in all too long, and you barely care that it's a touch too hot to really pick out the flavour.

Once the cup is empty, you take the sandwich and attempt to pry open the packaging. You frantically try to free your prey, but you stand no chance against the sturdy plastic with your weak, frozen fingers.

From the corner of your eye, you see as the man takes the unopened pack of crackers, and you almost hiss at him. He must see the hostility on your face, because he gives you a placating sort of look. "I'll open this one for you, yeah? And I can open the sandwich while you munch on this."

Well... That is... Fine. Okay. You stop wrestling with the tasty-looking little demon and wait until he opens his bag. Giving good, uneaten food out of your hands feels harder than it ought to when you know you're receiving something equally edible in exchange, but you muster up all your rational thought and switch your sandwich for the crackers.

You take out two at once, shoving them into your mouth. Then another two, then another two. You eventually grab the sandwich as well, scarfing it down in less than five bites.

"My name's Rayan, by the way," the man says once he thinks you're finished. You glance up at him — you think he's expecting an introduction in return, judging from the way his curious brown eyes search your face.

~

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[herrscherofmagic]

"There's hope in the wide blue sky"

Let's combine Ace Combat* and Honkai, said no one ever- except me :)

I have so, so much to say about this art. But it's 4am, I'm tired, and I just spent half an hour writing something that all got deleted because doing Ctrl+Z on Tumblr apparently undoes everything instead of just going back a little bit. so I lot like 10+ paragraphs of shit I had written down and I'm not gonna go back over all of it right now T_T

*note, this isn't actually based on any Ace Combat story

anyways, here's the TL;DR of what I was gonna say:

Honkai characters, jet planes. that's it! except not really, I've actually put a ridiculous amount of thought into this. A bit too much. really, way too much.

I have a whole AU built around this idea and I've been developing it for a couple months now. This artwork is the first time I'm actually releasing something related to this story, but I want to do more. Maybe comic someday, but definitely more art and probably some written stories too.

I'm also going to put HoV as the protagonist of this, and instead of her being a Herrscher, she's a normal person alongside Kiana, Bianka, and the rest of the crew. In this AU there's no Herrschers, just larger Honkai beasts like Chiyou, so we have HoV as a Kaslana sibling alongside Kiana and Bianka.

After all, we've seen it before- in Honkai Quest, HoV and Kiana were sisters! And in the main story we see Kiana and Bianka consider each other sisters. So why not put all three of them together in one big happy Kaslana family~

The story would probably focus on HoV and her relationships with her sisters and the rest of the Schicksal valks, especially Rita- I'm thinking of pairing her with Rita in this story since they'd probably be in the same age group (since Rita is one of the older Valkyries, and I feel like HoV would fit neatly into that category too).

Each of the Kaslana siblings would have their own bit of trauma to deal with, and even though the story is about a bunch of girls with fighter jets, I've actually been putting a lot of effort into thinking about their interpersonal relationships and how they view the world. This isn't just "haha nyooom planes", I really want to make a serious story about this y'know x-x

So yeah. I'll probably make a post talking more about this someday, but I'm about to head on a trip so it'll probably be a few weeks before I have time for that.

Oh yeah and I'm pretty sure the image quality is a bit screwed up but again, it's 4am. I'm done. cy@

[noir-ish-bee]

okay seeing how hilarious rice is im gonna let her post ONE thing go ahead rice

Hey all rice here

Today im gonna talk to you about Pearl splatoon, shes so skrunkie skrungle and id love to lift her and spin her around like nyooom

actually rice is banned from my phone forever and ever. Have a good day