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yanderu-deredere · 2 years ago
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IM ALIVE.
hey, sorry i've been really inactive lately. i was preparing for finals and my chronic illness bullshit was really kicking my ass so i couldn't get out of bed for a lot of things, much less do stuff i loved doing.
but i'm here and im back and i'm hopefully going to get to writing!
my to-do list will be as follows:
finish up the yan!cannibals and the yan!wolf pack chapters
finish up the 'm is for marriage' series i started even though it's not may anymore
i wanted to do a mermay thing for may but it's not may anymore but im still going to do it
do the follower thing i promised you guys!!
whittle down the fat list of requests in my inbox
that's listed in importance so do with that as you will! i havent written in what feels like forever so i'll hopefully get back into the swing of things soon!
also UGH! the follower thing! i blinked and now there's 300 of you! i'll get that started soon after my to-do list is all done, i promise! i'm really sorry i'm so behind on everything
thanks for understanding!
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I like to think that Jon sings to animals when he's petting them. He doesn't do it consciously, but it just happens.
I hope tomorrow is kinder to you.
Omg that's adorable. I hope that ends up in the podcast one day.
Thank you, you're a valued part of this fandom and a good person. <3 I'm glad I got to really know you, and hopefully today will be better. So far, it has been nice aside from Scarecrow the cat going to time out (a fancy crate that's basically a hotel) for attacking my other kitty, Smudge. He's a lot like his namesake, except when it storms. Then he's a bit of a coward.
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mellybabbles · 1 year ago
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As the Dift!Dust creator
Yes you can
It's canon now
OMG??? FUCK YEAH GOT DUS TZOOMEISSSSSSS
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everettswritings · 1 year ago
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What would shadow milk be like as a caregiver? would be a very silly caregiver who would always make his little laugh because he loves the sound of their laughter and wants them to be as happy and playful as they can be?
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Yes. (NO NSFW INTERACTION, THIS IS SFW!)
You thought Royal Margarine was silly? No, no, no, no! Our favorite trickster is far more silly. And I mean SILLY
Loves constantly making funny faces at you, especially whenever you copy him. It already makes his heart melt when you laugh, but when you copy him? He’s just a puddle at that point!
Feeding time is always fun. Expect to be spoon fed and expect them to say something like:
”Here comes the airplane! Nyooom!”
“Here comes the choo-choo train! Open the tunnel!”
”Here comes the Race car! Zoom zoom! It’s gonna crash, open the garage!”
They mix it up every time, but what’s most funny is when they struggle to come up with something and their mind blanks a bit. Do you have any IDEA how hard it is to come up with new material? How dare you laugh at him?!
Expect him to get super involved with playtime, especially whenever it’s something like “house” or “doctor”. For example: as a patient in the game “doctor”, he is going to come up with the wildest scenarios imaginable.
”Oh, doctor! It’s terrible! A car drove into my mouth and now it’s stuck in my throat! I can’t breathe! Help me, doc!”
How is that physically possible? No clue! But who cares? So long as you’re entertained, that’s all that matters!
Oh yeah, tickling is a must. Just sayin’
Same with any other physical affection.
Reads books with you and goes all in, making funny sounds and giving all the characters distinct voices.
If we’re being honest with ourselves here, what DOESN’T he go all in on? They may treat everything else like a joke, but caring for their little is serious.
They just want their little to be happy! Why wouldn’t they? That smile of yours of so sweet and that laughter is like an angel singing
Speaking of their little(🫵), you definitely get a lot of nicknames. Some generic ones like “baby”, “cutie pie”, and “little one”; but also some more specific ones. His favorite to call you being “jingle bell”/“little bell”
Oh, do you babble? That’s okay, he’s still gonna talk to you! It doesn’t matter how much you sound like you’re just speaking gibberish, he’ll carry a conversation!
”Oh my goodness! Is that so? Wow!”
“I never thought of it like that! Jingle bell, you’re a genius!”
What can I say? He just loves entertaining his little.
Actually, he just loves his little :)
And that’s about it! Caregiver Shadow Milk never crossed my mind, but I’m so glad for this ask because it’s such a cute concept. I genuinely love this so much! Have a good one 🫶
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sidecharactersdomatter · 10 months ago
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Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 4
This’ll be another quick reaction ‘cause I have a desk to clean!
-Oooh!  Starting with the opening!
Previously on TGCF…
-Dim Sum night @ Paradise Manor!
-Man they didn’t even get a sip in
-He reassured Lang Ying
-Dude it was in a really small glass, so maybe it could’ve been to his liking if it wasn’t alcoholic
-Man that expression and tone made it seem like Hua Cheng made a really grave error
That noise when Qingxuan tilted their head
-Qingxuan is the wingman/woman
-For those of you who think he said, “Some sex allow indulgences” in the dub,  it’s actually “Some sects allow indulgences” which references the sects that practice cultivation, and I manage to catch that detail
-Licentious means related to promiscuous and sexual activity.
-A flashback to Ep 2
-That’s the advice on staying balance is basically what every patron ignores in Vegas
-He’s tricking him into getting the information for the dice portal
-“Enough San Lang!  Please stop teasing me.”  *In a sing-song voice*  No he will not~!  And XL said it so gently!!!!
-Man he fell for that favor all too quickly
-Just like transferring spiritual energy
-It’s a 12!
-It’s the music from EP 6 when they were both caught in the sandstorm!!!!
-He offered his dice!!!
-Man, hook line and sinker for XL
-“A few more rounds?” We all know what he was referring to~! ;3
-NYOOOM
-“San Lang, will you ever stop spoiling me?” *In a sing-song voice again*  No he will not~!
-Aww he doesn’t want to take advantage of his Ghost King
-Hi Qingxuan
-This is like removing your belt and getting into comfier clothes after going to town at a fancy restaurant with your folks
-No thoughts just Buff!Qingxuan, and he’s got great fashion sense
-Details~!  That’s literally all of us watching this!
-Yep told ya he’s got great fashion sense and imagine the montage Windmaster did just to sneak in
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-This has the energy of seeing your roommate just pass out in your room of the flat
-Salacious means arousing to appeal to sexual imagination
-“I mean he called you his honored guest in front of everyone” “Jealous~?” - Jake the Dog, Burning Low, Adventure Time
-He didn’t forget at all
-They were talking about luck~
-Man that transition with the dice toss
-A really temporary gift
-Another 12
-That’s a lot of stairs
-Firebending
-No need to be savage Qingxuan
-Just like The dragon of the west, the Martial god of the west somehow has that energy and more foreshadowing for the series
-It looks like a Mayan mural
-No earthbending allowed
-The dice and tunnel are confusing them
-He rolled a 7!  Somebody go get Miguel and Tulio!
-It’s the iconic floor trap pitfall
-They made two craters like Wile E. Coyote!
-Oooh right on the skull!
-It’s a narrow tunnel!
-Cave in!
-LEECH WORMS!  
-Another animal hybrid the people in ATLA will get scared sh*tless over
-More firebending!
-Fire beats bug!
-Well those dice tiles were convenient
-Another 7!
-Another trap door!
-It’s a 4!
-The downside of partnering with Xie Lian everyone
-And he just effortlessly helps up Buff!Qingxuan
-I like how he doesn’t badmouth Hua Cheng’s trickery
I’m gonna to skip this next part of the EP because it’s offensive!  (You know the part I’m talking ‘bout)
-That’s gonna be another visit to the exfoliating facial masks
-Welcome to XL’s pain dude
-Dude, you didn’t bring him bad luck at all, he didn’t realize and it’s out of both of your control
-One man can’t sway the Windmaster’s luck, that gonna be another iconic quote
-Get yourself a friend like Qingxuan
-Yay another conveniently placed dice tile!
-Another 12
-Man the whiplash Qingxuan has going from saying ‘San Lang’ to ‘Hua Cheng’ when he got exasperated
-This took place in a time before the Step counter was invented
-*hears Ming Yi speak*  OH NO HE’S HOT!!!
-He melted the metal shackles
-This has the energy of the cheerleader being close with the goth girl but masculine
-From EP 11
-Yep it’s exactly like the popular girl trying to befriend the goth
-And he already knows they’re close!
-And Ming Yi just sleeps to not talk to anyone, valid
-What was the number he just rolled
-Another floor trap
-He didn’t land in his lap like in the novel and man Hua Cheng
-Boo Chinese Censorship! BOO!!! (Rotten tomatoes)
*Hua Cheng gasps in demi* *wink wink*
That’s all for the reaction post, I gotta get back to cleaning me and my sister’s room
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crystaltoa · 1 year ago
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So we all agree Pohatu has a patoot, but other than that, interpretations vary pretty wildly. Some like to imagine him as lean and fast even without the mask of speed, others like the idea of a big bulky guy who naturally isn’t all that fast getting the mask of nyooom. The wording was hard on this one. I thought about saying ‘tanky’ but some people associate that more with muscles and others with bulk of any kind, so decided to get more specific.
“Heavyset” because describing a biomech character as fat or chubby is a little weird to some when they don’t really have actual literal body fat as far as I can tell, and ‘cuddly’ could just be talking about personality (also some people are going to see fat/chubby as derogatory or mean, though I’m intending it as a neutral descriptor).
Tall/Short is in relation to the other Toa on his team, since all Toa are tall by human standards.
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reggiellewellyn · 17 days ago
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Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.
"There used to be a really big hill not far from the house I grew up in in Wales and when my sister was about seven, I convinced her to roll down it with me. Except once we got to the top and we were about to throw ourselves down it, I just didn't. So Cynthia torpedos down it and I'm watching her pick up speed. Who do I see coming towards the hill? Griff. That's our big brother. He's yelling up at me, probably calling me a twat but I don't care because he hasn't realised that our baby sister is barrelling his way at full speed.
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Nyooom. She took him out like he was the last pin standing and she was a fucking bowling ball. He went flying arse over tit and I laughed so hard I accidentally slipped and ended up falling down the hill right into them both. I barely made it out of that puppy pile alive and I did get grounded for a week but it was worth it."
simple & soft asks. send me a number!
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aneenasevla · 4 months ago
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Red Velvet - Chapter 11 part 1
MasterList / Akane’s profile / Last chapter here
Chapter 11 - Intervention (part 1)
EggHead: 
heya guys
have any of you seen rihito?
or heard of him idk
I’m even thinking of going after him on his job
it’s been almost three days for fuck’s sake
we didn’t even get a “hi” or something
Kelpthullu: 
Cannibal called Kanami yesterday and said he’s fine
but only because tomori and her insisted a lot, since they saw him hurt and all
other than that, nothing
GiantKiller: 
I’m getting worried
he never disappeared like that before
not in the chat, at least
Gigolo_Master: 
yeah, that's the thing
that fucker visualized the texts
I can see it
but he hasn't answered since that day
EggHead: 
man wtf
he isn't even answering DMs
only seeing them
he's never let us down 
but he's letting HIMSELF down
I think it's intervention time, guys
GiantKiller: 
I second that
I didn't want things to get to this point
But he didn't give us a choice
Gigolo_Master: 
I’m so fucking pissed rn
rihito is a lot of things, but a coward isn't one of em
seeing this dumbass running away is driving me insane
I'm about to break down his door with a flying kick
Kelpthullu: 
Oh, we’re gonna have a brawl then? Cool
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question, and the answer is always "yes" 😎
GiantKiller: 
Wow, slow down, guys
Let's not resort to that until we're sure there's no other way 
We want to carry out an intervention, not a lynching
EggHead: 
I'll agree with kaneda this time
and not because rihito's my best friend
I know him, he's one insecure mf
this is new stuff, even for him
I mean, I didn't run away when I was going through that. I was just too embarrassed to speak
maybe that's what's going on with him
or maybe he's just confused
Gigolo_Master: 
that's what's pissing me off so much
he knows we'd roast him, but just a little
and we'd help him afterwards, like we did with you
what is he so afraid of?
doesn't he trust us??
Kelpthullu: 
the thing is, this must be really new to him
just like it was to me
and all of it came to me at once!
in a matter of weeks
well, I'm down for anything you want to do
talking to him or kicking his ass, whatever it works
GiantKiller: 
Let’s try talking before anything else, please
And it’s still weird, Ohma
I mean, it was all new for Okubo too
And he accepted it pretty quickly 
I don’t know, something’s fishy 
I feel that Rihito isn’t telling us everything
EggHead: 
well...
I've had a few crushes before, so I had an idea of what's going on
Gigolo_Master: 
lol bullshit
you may have had your crushes in the past
but I'm pretty sure none of them made you run through a supermarket like a fucking lunatic
GiantKiller: 
I have to agree
you have me and a shopping cart as proof
EggHead: 
c’mon man
I was having a hard time accepting the fact lmao
Kelpthullu: 
(answering to @GiantKiller) Nyoooommm 😎
Gigolo_Master: 
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
FFS TOKITA 
you triggered the stickiest memory possible!
Kelpthullu: 
I still want to go "Nyoom" in a shopping cart
no one let me do it
EggHead: 
maybe cause you're a GROWN ASS MAN ON HIS THIRTIES who weighs 185 lbs, is 6 feet tall and has a scary, “I’m gonna murder you if you come any closer” face?
GiantKiller: 
(answering to @Kelpthullu) 🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽 
Yeah, man, Nyooom
Gigolo_Master: 
wtf kaneda
that’s a wheelchair emoji 
🤣
GiantKiller: 
It’s not my fault!
There’s no shopping cart emoji! 
EggHead: 
alright that was fun
Now let’s poke that ass 
Wait… this sounded wrong af
Kelpthullu: 
Let’s call Saw Paing 
Then we’ll poke that ass and ensure screams and chaos 😎
Gigolo_Master: 
FUCK MAN
STOP MAKING ME SCREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIFT
EggHead: 
LMAO
man I didn't know you could be such a troll
now I know why you eat like you're about to starve
you ran away from a cage and there was a plaque warning people not to feed you lol
Kelpthullu: 
I don’t remember any of that
but it's likely, since I don't remember shit before I meet Niko
anyway, let’s focus on ichiro now
EggHead:
Yep
alright, everyone, how about some takoyaki at his place?
it’s an excuse for us to talk his ears out
and it has to be before my trip to osaka
I still have to win my public match
Kelpthullu: 
Oh yes, the one tomori is talking non stop about. 
She’s going with you, isn’t she?
It’s going to be two weeks from now, so we need to go to ichiro’s place as soon as possible. How about this weekend? 
Giant Killer: all fine with me
And It’s a great idea, Okubo!
going there with food, as a peace offering
things don’t need to resume to beating
Kelpthullu: You got me at “food”
What do I bring?
Gigolo Master: anything edible is fine
go figures what that asshole is doing rn
possible he turned that pigsty into something worse
anyway, I’m in too
Egghead: I’ll settle the rest
see ya.
Okubo leaves the group chat, and soon arrives at a private person he knew very well. He smiled as he was greeting his sweetheart, but he needed her help if he wanted this to work.
Naoh💖: 
Honey ❤️❤️❤️
I need you to do something 4 me.
Tomoh💘: 
Heeey Babe
Lemme guess
You promised cookies to your sponsor, didn’t you?
👀
Naoh💖: 
now that you mentioned…
Lmao no, no, jk
It’s other issue
Can you talk to your friend, miss akane, for me?
Tell her to not let rihito invite her anywhere this weekend
he needs to stay at home
Bc we are planning to make a surprise visit
and we don’t want that golden retriever to ran away
he’s been avoiding us, and we're pissed af about that 😠😠
Tomoh💘: 
Oh my
Rly?
why??
Did something happen?
Naoh💖: 
No
that’s the thing, nothing happened yet
since that thrift store thing, with that rug shenanigan
he won’t speak to us
I guess he got angry when we laughed at him
bc he FOR SURE has it bad for her, but he went MIA
It’s not usual for him to run away from us
himuro wants to kick his ass 
ohma wants to join in
and kaneda is holding both back
And I’m anxious here bc he didn’t even talk to me
Not even through DM, man
Tomoh💘: 
OMG
What did you say for him to act like this??
I know it’s how you guys work
But come on, you tend to go too far
Specially him…
... ok I see the problem, he looks like an hypocrite
Anyway, I’ll speak to Akane
But wait…
Did he really fall for her???
I just saw this part rn!!! 
Naoh💖: 
we didn’t do anything out of the ordinary
I swear. We didn’t even threat to punch him like we always do
He didn’t even tell us to go fuck ourselves
But yes, he is head over hells for her 
we were already sus about that, bc honey…
really, do you remember how they were treating each other last christmas party?
He even wanted to beat ohma using his RAZORS bc Kelphtullu made her SAD about losing in JD
I mean, himuro didn’t do that for his date, and he was as pissed as rihito
and then like, the guy almost screwed himself trying to get a PORN-ISH RUG
all of this, because of her.
ohma and I would do that for our own girls, but him?
If it’s not love, I don’t know what it is.
Tomoh💘: 
HOLY~
I almost screamed here at the bakery!!😍😍😍
but seriously, I was suspecting it a bit
After all that ruckus about the rug
Even Akane was all moved
Jeeeeesuuuus
And he is just pretending there’s nothing going on???
Naoh💖: 
Why do you think we are all pissed off?!
Even ohma saw that
He was all like “the guy offered premium game for his girl”
But I already got it, he understood everything 
Me and the boys are going to intercept rihito at his place.
that’s why I need you to assure he won’t go anywhere
Can you ask Akane to tell him to stay home?
She is the only one who can convince him so
Tomoh💘: 
Ok ok
I’ll call Akane and make up something
so she can’t invite him for anything
but babe
I think you don’t want me to tell her, do you?
About him being in love with her…
Naoh💖: 
I dunno, babe.
I’m worried about her not feeling the same and rejecting him if she knows
Then it’ll be our fault for not minding our business
So like, we just want to make him wake the fuck up
so HE gets his shit together and goes to talk to her
they need to have this conversation by themselves
Before the Cannibal get fed up and kick him to the curb
You know how he’s gonna whine afterwards
Okubo had no idea, but on the other side of the city, at one of the tables at the Heavy Bakery during her lunch break, Tomori looked at the screen of her phone while biting the tip of her thumb, suddenly nervous.
Damn, being the keeper of everyone's secrets sucked so much! She knew that Rihito liked Akane and vice versa, but she couldn't tell anyone else, not even her boyfriend! Why did things have to be so complicated? This was looking like a soap opera, and one she hadn't even wanted to get involved in in the first place!
Tomoh💘: 
yeah I know
alright I’ll do it
but seriously, naoh, try not to beat his ass if you can
please
I don't want you guys fighting again
Naoh💖: 
... not even a friendly brawl for, like, 5 min?
Tomoh����: 
I’m serious, Naoya
alright, a 5 min brawl then, but only if it's really friendly
you and this need to show affection through violence, I swear
Naoh💖: 
LMAO pot, meet kettle
your friendship with Cannibal started just like that
kaneda and himuro became friends after the former BROKE THE LATER’S ARM
rihito met ohma when he broke into his shack, even before they fought in a kengan match
(in fact, 90% of tokita's friendships started this way)
AND YOU HIT THE GIRL’S FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT
a friendship forged like this is hard to break
even more so because we saw each other's worst side already lol
Tomoh💘: 
BRO DON'T USE MY SHITTY PAST AGAINST ME
FUCK, MAN
LMAO alright, guess I deserved that
sorry for the hypocrisy
I just want my boyfriend and his friends to be on good terms with each other
Naoh💖: 
don’t worry we’ll be
but not if things keep going like this
that’s why we’re doing an intervention
so let's put the plan into action babe
ooooh yes…
if everything works out (and now I want it to, since rihito is really in love)
I'll give up on our bet, but I still want you to spend a whole month in osaka with me, please
I don't know the exact day when we can meet Gaolang, but I know he's gonna be there and I promise I'll get you his autograph. Sounds good?  
Tomoh💘: 
alright, I'll tell you when I've arranged everything with Akane
and about the bet 
are you throwing the towel cause you know I'm gonna win? 😏
LOL jk
I'd love to spend a whole month in osaka with you 💞
I'd have to give up my official PTO to make up with Kanny for it, but it'll be worth it
It'll be my first time seeing a live match of yours, I'm so excited! 🥳
and yeah, I want that autograph 💞💃
Naoh💖: 
that’s what I’m saying!
now I’ll inform the guys about our plan
later, babe 🥰
He doesn't wait for her response; he immediately goes to the group chat to talk to his friends. 
And with that, everything was settled.
He just hoped things wouldn't go south...
“Kaneeeee!”
“Hirooooo!”
They both meet with  a tight, noisy embrace, laughing and twirling around.
"Bitch, I haven't seen you in a while! I missed you," Hiro coos while they hugged, and Akane laughed.
"Sorry, honey, I haven't been in a mood for a girl's night in a while," she sighs. "A lot of stuff happened in my life and I needed a friend to take me outta my funk. Hey, Tomoh, Butch!" 
"Hey guys! Damn, I feel like I we're back in high school, when we used to go to cafeterias together," Tomori waves, all happy, already going to hug Akane "I miss those times!,"
"Eh, I don't much," Kanami gives them an embarrassed, wearing her favorite coat, a simple shirt, jeans and combat boots. "Probably because I didn't hang out with you guys much back then."
"If you had, you'd have had a lot of fun," Akane smiles, unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in her mouth. "I'm happy to see you guys, this weekend really came in handy... you're going to be away for the whole month, right, Tomo?"
"Yes, I am! I've already arranged everything with Kanny and take my PTO now," Tomori nods, smiling from ear to ear, hugging Kanami's muscular arm. "I promise I'll make it up to you, girl. But it will be a whole month in Osaka, just Naoh and I!"
"Lemme tell you, despite some regrets, your gorilla knows how to give early birthday presents!," Hiro comments with a scathing smile. "A whole month in the best hotels in the region, visiting tourist attractions, watching his matches, getting laid-"
"Hiro!"
"What, am I lying? I'm actually jealous of you!"
"Oh, you," Kanami smiles, blushing. "But yeah, it's a wonderful opportunity. I'm just a little sorry that you're taking your PTO now, it's gonna be hard to keep the bakery functioning during the summer while I'm gone..."
"Oh yeah? Are you gonna take some time off during summer?," Akane raises an eyebrow.
"It's kind of a retreat that Ohma and I agreed on. We went camping last summer for a week, and we really enjoyed the experience, so if everything goes well, we'll try to go every year."
"Girl, I won't say 'how fancy' only because you’re going to fend for food in the woods, not in the trendy places of a tourist city…," Akane laughs when Kanami blushes. "But it's the kind of thing you'd like, so go for it!," She raises a thumb and the baker smiles.
"Well, that’s where the exercise is doubled! Kana here will return with glutes that would make any girl envyous," Hiro jokes, and Tomori guarantees, "I swear I can handle it! Perhaps this would be the ideal time to reopen our discussion about hiring a third assistant cook, Kanny. "
"Well, yes. The kitchen is bigger, so there's space," she nods. "We'll think about it later. Now, we have a trash day ahead of us, and places to go. What will it be? "
"I'm down for whatever you decide, but right now I'm a little hungry," Akane says. "I'll have some snacks before taking a walk, how about you?"
"I'm in! Ever since these two took two muscle heads as their boyfriends, they have become even more neurotic about keeping in shape," Hiro comments. "I mean, Kana already was before, but now things have reached another level."
"What can I say? We have fun training together," Kanami laughs. "And the guy has a monstrous appetite, I end up trying to keep up and... well, you know, it all goes to my hips, I have to burn these calories before it happens..."
"You can't just burn all these calories in bed?"
"Well, sometimes we- HEY!," Kanami blushes a lot. "A couple can't just be twenty-four seven in bed, you know that, right? You horny bitch." 
"How can I know? I hardly even see guys kissing, Tomoh and her man are sweeter than my p-"
"I don't need to hear that!," Kanami exclaims. "I'm no saint, but that doesn't mean I like talking about these things in public!"
"And the 'public' in question is your friend group," Hiro laughs, to which Tomori just shakes her head, smiling amusedly.
"I don't even know why you're still surprised like that, Kanny. Akane is even taking it easy today, if I do say so myself, hahaha!"
"I'm not surprised, I just don't-"
"You're just uptight, that's all!," Akane puts her hands on her hips. "Ever since we formed our little group, I've been wondering how you and that hunk fuck, and I don't hear a peep from you. You're acting like you're in a cult or something..."
"What's the problem with kissing and not telling, you loudmouth?!"
"The problem is when you keep secrets and I can't even fantasize…"
"You can take your eyes off my man, you fucking minx!"
The two stare at each other, one furiously, the other calmly. When Tomori and Hiro tough they were going to fight, Akane says:
"You’re staring at me too much, Butch. We can go get a room if you want…"
Kanami walks away, raising her arms in frustration. "Arrgh!"
Akane laughs loudly "I love you too, my favorite dyke!," she licks the lollipop coquettishly.
Tomori and Hiro laugh, more relieved. It was good to know that they wouldn't have to pull these two apart during a potential fight. Both of them would definitely get their asses beaten.
"Good gracious, Akane, you’re braver than half the idiots I know," Hiro begins, shaking his head. "To be able to stand up to our Amazon like that…"
"Who doesn’t she stand up to? I had to see it at school, her being all sarcastic with the student inspector when he threatened to give her detention," Tomori laughs again.
"C'mon, I'm very well behaved now," - Akane laughs. "I was a devil. But then life comes back to bite us in the butt, and we sort ourselves out," She sighs. "Yes, Tomori... how-"
"Yeah, we do it pretty often, but it's not like it's every day," Kanami says suddenly, blushing, but still gathering courage. 
Akane turns like a sunflower to her friend, looking very interested.
"Hmmm… really? And why?"
"I told you, a couple can't be twenty-four seven in bed," She rolls her eyes. "And Ohma also doesn't have the biggest sex drive, but he’s always down for it when I'm in the mood. But like, there are special occasions when he practically throws me over his shoulder and...," She seems incapable of finishing the sentence, mortified. "Yeah, it's always more intense on those days. Like after one of his matches."
"Ah, so he's the quiet type? That's cute," She smiles. "But does he fuck you properly?"
"What kind of question is that?," She grits her teeth, terribly embarrassed, but still answers, "Of course! Even more so because he likes… uh… licking… more than being licked. It's kinda odd, but it is what it is."
Akane gasps loudly. "Oh my God... he's a professional mango eater, on top of it all?! May God and Daddy Satan bless this woman, 'cause she won the fucking lottery!," she puts her hands together in prayer and bows. "GOD BE PRAISED!"
Hiro listens to everything, absolutely enchanted. "Are you fucking kidding me?! When I ask for details you get all skittish, but when Akane asks, you let your tongue loose? I'm offended!," He puts a hand on his chest in theatrical indignation, but the sparkle in his eyes was unmistakable. "But lord, this is quite the information! You're lucky as hell!"
"Guys, tone it down…," Tomori hisses, a little red in the face, but still giggling. Kanami shuts her mouth, shrugging her broad shoulders, very red "But yeah, Kanny is one lucky gal, hahaha. Both because of the treatment she receives and because her boyfriend is now the bakery's number one customer."
"That's real love right there," Akane smiles more. "And what about you, Doll? Now I want to hear from you. How can you handle that bald gorilla without turning into a pancake or without you bending like two pretzels?"
Tomori, who was still laughing, chokes a little on her own saliva, to which Hiro smiles even more devilishly.
"I was dying to ask the same question! Are you gonna tell me you can only ride that Breton cowgirl style?"
"Shut up, Hiro!," She hisses. And then she adds, her cheeks flushed and a little swollen, "And he likes it, okay? He loves it, actually. And with me lying on my stomach it's just as good..."
"Lazy dog? Now we're talking!," He shrieks between laughs. Kanami blushes, rolling her eyes.
"Oooh, I still need to try that one with Rihito," Akane declares excitedly. "I'll test it later."
"This is one of our favorites…," Kana speaks softly. But the Panther had keen hearing.
"Niiice! Tell me he bites your neck, please!," She grabs the other's arm, her eyes shining. "That's all I need to complete my fantasy, please!"
Kanami wanted to bury her face on the ground, blushing profusely. It was enough for Akane.
"Oh my Goood," she smiles a lot. "That's food for my soul. Hiro, is this enough fantasy for you too now?!
"Enough for the whole month, honey. Believe me, I have a lot of fun fantasizing about that clan of himbos," He jokes with a sharp smile. "Except with Kana's and Tomori's because I'm not a backstabber, but you get the picture."
"Stop fantasizing about my boyfriend! I don't fantasize about your blonde idiot!," Kanami exclaims, cowering. Akane blinks, looking at her.
"I mean, if he were mine," Akane laughs loudly, waving her hand. "He's a wordly man, I only receive him as a visitor...," her voice drops, but then gets loud again. "But just for your information, the guy's down for almost everything. And he also know some moves that drive me up the wall..."
Hiro sees when Tomori's expression changes, for a measly second, but enough for him to be able to identify the discomfort there. He arches an eyebrow before turning to Akane.
"Rihito, huh? The modern caveman who threw a fit about creating a measly Instagram profile? I always thought he just had bravado, but when it was time to go to Pound Town, he thrusted about three times, rolled over and started snoring...," He comments nonchalantly.
"Not even close!," Akane smiles, vehemently denying it with gestures of her hand. "Too bad he doesn't like 'sword fighting', Hiro, otherwise I would highly recommend him to you. When he's in the afterglow, he's super affectionate, like a huge teddy bear... he was a little clumsy at first, but he just needed a few tips from a professional like me. Now he's become The Hot Blonde, I can guarantee that. 
"He seems more confident to me," Kanami sighs. "And he stopped being inconvenient at the Bakery. He's still noisy, but at least I don't have to threaten to kick him out."
"Indeed. He never disturbed other customers or the new waitresses again. Girl, you are a savior!," Hiro smiles. "You turned a fuckboy into a respectable fuck-buddy!"
"You’re welcome… but you know what I like most…?," Akane smiles too, more tenderly this time. "He was the one who asked me to teach him. I had punched down his pride really badly, but he just came and asked me what he was doing wrong. Damn, he didn't even get mad at me. That…that was really mature of him. A breath of fresh air, I must say…"
"Wow. I really didn't expect that," Kanami blinks. "Our advices really penetrated that thick skull, apparently...," She looks at Tomori and Hiro.
"He asked you to teach him? Serious?," Tomori blinks, pretending to be surprised. "I had no idea he had even heard us, damn... I've known him for less than a year and I already know he's a prideful bastard..."
"Nothing like your classic strategy to humble guys like that," Hiro claps discreetly for Alane, smiling scathingly. "And it brought out his cute side too, because apparently even you developed a soft spot for that big, scruffy dog."
"There's no better words to describe him," She points to Hiro. "A big, lively, needy and cute golden retriever. All he needed was training and he became the best dog ever. Although there are times when he's more like a leopard, like me... welp, details...," She laughs coquettishly, pushing Hiro with her hip.
Hiro laughs too, shaking his head. "Birds of a feather, huh, Sekihyo. Not in terms of intelligence, because that one is dumb as hell, but in terms of naughtiness, you're evenly matched, hehe."
"And they're both great friends to the people around them too. There was no way she couldn't relate to him," Tomori gives Akane a cute smile.
"Ownnn... and you found the cute gorilla who takes you on trips to watch the fights you like so much...," She squeezes her friend's cheeks.
"So you admit that you like him?," Kanami drops the bomb.
Akane stops right in the act of kissing Tomori's forehead, and it's her turn to blush profusely and face the floor. Kanami smiles with a very peculiar mischief of hers.
"Gotcha…," she laughs devilishly.
Hiro's eyes widen a little, but he doesn't look exactly surprised. 
"Girl, I was kind of suspecting it already, but to see it confirmed like this…"
Tomori just sighs.
"Eh, I kept my promise, Kane. They found out by themselves…"
"‘Wait, did you already know then?"
"I promised I wouldn’t tell, c'mon!"
"I was suspicious since the thrift store incident," Kanami raises an eyebrow. "And Ohma told me too, which only confirmed it."
"Well, I've been told. you and that sea monster of yours are cut from the same cloth, scary when you want to be...," Akane tries to say. "And now you've become Yakuza members too? Do you also having matching tattos!?"
"Only if it's with the same guy who tattooed your leopard prints," Hiro jokes. "No, but seriously, honey... how? You were always the one who made others fall for you, not the other way around."
Akane sighs, still blushing. "I don't know... I just know that he... it's cliché, but he just surprised me, and he broke down all my walls, one by one," she gestures a little. "First, he came back after I used The Strategy and he didn't curse me, like everyone else did before. Two, an ex of mine showed up and he practically dismantled him with one punch," She shakes her head. "Then he asked for tips on how to be a better lover, and he started treating me like a friend on the same level as me and Tomori," She nods at her friend. "Then after that he arrived at my place and was over the fucking moon when I bought him some sweatpants. Sweatpants! That I bought just so he could wear something when he went to crash at my place. Then at New Year's, he called me to wish me happy holidays, when I was at home alone... and now... he got into a fight in a thrift store to get me rug! Tell me, how was I supposed to not fall for him?" 
"Wow," Kanami blinks. "Anyone who doesn’t know this side of him will definitely bite their tongue…"
"I… I kind of knew, actually," Tomori suddenly comments. "Do you remember, Akane, when Naoh messed up really badly and ruined our first date? Remember how furious with him I was? Well, Rihito was the one who showed up at my doorstep, under a downpour, admitted that he was partly to blame for what happened and asked me to give his friend a second chance. He almost kneeled down and begged with his forehead touching the ground…"
"Don't even remind me of that shit, my fist is still itching to hit his face again," Kanami snorts. "Okubo and Lihito never messed with me again."
"Yeah, it's just like him to do such a thing," Akane smiles. "But still, I didn't stop being me just because of him, I just... well, I'm just opening up a little..."
"Relax, Akane," Kana hugs her shoulder. "None of us have. And Hiro is here to prove it, right?"
"For sure! You're still the same crazy chicks that I love," Hiro declares, making a heart with his hands and making them laugh "You're never gonna change because of a man, if you're confident enough in yourself, that is. If they're good, they're just enough to add to your life."
"Yeah...," Tomori nods fondly. "And Naoh has already redeemed himself, Kanny, c'mon. Your punch pushed him to the right track, it even took him a while to find the courage to drink when we're together. Even Rihito started to behave more."
"Hnf," the baker smiles a little. "Oh, there’s the snack bar. It's nice to have a break from cooking... c'mon, let's eat and gossip about everything and everyone."
"I'm in!," Akane was returning to her normal self, hugging the other three of them. "Let's rock and roll!"
"I'll rock your shit if you keep screaming like that..."
"Wow, Butch, that sounds kinda hot..."
"Shut up!" 
And after that, all they could do was laugh loudly.
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I'm so bad at responding to tag games and such, but this is the sweetest thing ever, thanks for the tags, I'm tagging all of you back somewhere in the list <<3
So let's see:
You guys are the loveliest and coolest people I've ever talked to, and I'd love to talk more ❤🫂 @whumpyourdamnpears @3-2-whump @victimeyez
@whomeidontknowthem you're one of my best friends I love you sm
@ziptiesnfries you inspired an entire story, I'm so grateful for that (it's is momentarily on pause, but I'm getting back to it, I swear)
And a bunch of people I admire from afar/am scared to talk to/think are cool and we should be friends, you're all awesome: @there-will-always-be-blood @paingoes @spookyboywhump @whumpsandwhimpers @deluxewhump @serickswrites @inhurtandincomfort @aloafofbreadwithanxiety @a-living-canvas @defire @oddsconvert @loonybun @nyooom
Also merry christmas for everyone who celebrates!
Saw someone do this. Thought it would be fun!
End of year important people list (whump community edition!)
Reblog and tag all of your favorite whump creators, friends in the whump community, anyone in the whump community really, and let them know how much you care about them!
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yanderu-deredere · 2 years ago
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IMPORTANT!
i've put up two polls and it would absolutely mean so much to me if you guys took the polls! i really really need as many of you guys to take it! thank you so much!
here it is! and the second one is just to figure out when most of you are on tumblr so i can change my posting time to the most popular answer
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lunastars21 · 1 year ago
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Would you rather ride a motorcycle or fly the X tornado
Motorcycle
If we talking specifically, not shadows nonono sir!
THE MARVELOUS QUEEN
Is it an air bike, yes, but it's still a bike! And if I was given the permission to NYOOOM on it! Then I will take it!
NYOOOM
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orangelovesyou · 2 years ago
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I know the idv stage play isn't canon but GOD stageplay naib is how I imagine naib behaves in the manor,, like he'll be kiting and then just
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quotemenevervore · 2 years ago
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Sapnap being a netherborn and having hibernation instincts in winter send tweet
Karl staying in his gummy form and keeping Sapnap stored so it doesn’t interfere with anyone else’s day to day life while he hibernates send tweet
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riisinaakka-draws · 4 years ago
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No it’s not, but here’s Captain Naft still mulling over Fruit Fruit [redacted] [redacted] Plant Plant thoughts on the main street of Nassau. Click for better quality :)
P.S. Originally this was just a study of the street in a different angle (from the steps of the tavern) but then I just had to add the doodle face, because for some reason this made me think about that Mr Bean movie where he ruins the painting “Whistler’s Mother” and then tries to replace it with a poster and egg white mixture while keeping the original ruined one to himself... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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aceofspadegrass · 4 years ago
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Thought #22
Karube, Niragi, Aguni, and Last Boss having a motorcycle race down the streets, with everyone else cheering them on as they go nyoooooooom down the empty streets, and obviously they're having fun.
Who wins? Who knows.
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oh-really-alicia · 4 years ago
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yk, I started watching Skypso for innocent gaming content reasons and I just love that he tries to be all ⛓🔪🔗 but then has the goofiest & cutest laugh I've ever heard
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