#nyooom talks

[yanderu-deredere]

IM ALIVE.

hey, sorry i've been really inactive lately. i was preparing for finals and my chronic illness bullshit was really kicking my ass so i couldn't get out of bed for a lot of things, much less do stuff i loved doing.

but i'm here and im back and i'm hopefully going to get to writing!

my to-do list will be as follows:

finish up the yan!cannibals and the yan!wolf pack chapters

finish up the 'm is for marriage' series i started even though it's not may anymore

i wanted to do a mermay thing for may but it's not may anymore but im still going to do it

do the follower thing i promised you guys!!

whittle down the fat list of requests in my inbox

that's listed in importance so do with that as you will! i havent written in what feels like forever so i'll hopefully get back into the swing of things soon!

also UGH! the follower thing! i blinked and now there's 300 of you! i'll get that started soon after my to-do list is all done, i promise! i'm really sorry i'm so behind on everything

thanks for understanding!

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I like to think that Jon sings to animals when he's petting them. He doesn't do it consciously, but it just happens.

I hope tomorrow is kinder to you.

Omg that's adorable. I hope that ends up in the podcast one day.

Thank you, you're a valued part of this fandom and a good person. <3 I'm glad I got to really know you, and hopefully today will be better. So far, it has been nice aside from Scarecrow the cat going to time out (a fancy crate that's basically a hotel) for attacking my other kitty, Smudge. He's a lot like his namesake, except when it storms. Then he's a bit of a coward.

[mellybabbles]

As the Dift!Dust creator

Yes you can

It's canon now

OMG??? FUCK YEAH GOT DUS TZOOMEISSSSSSS

[whumpshaped]

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tw institutional/systemic pet whump, second person pov (and you're the pet!)

For a brief moment, the urge to lie and secure your position as the victim feels unbearable. Then, you think, you can't possibly lie about something like this.

In the end, you say nothing. If you just don't correct him, that's not really lying, is it?

Rayan's face becomes even sadder. "I don't expect you to... talk about it with me. It's alright. Um... I'm really sorry."

He nods towards the end of the alley, in the direction you saw him go when he rushed home. It's dark enough that you don't think anyone will question your ragged clothes or appearance, and Rayan seems to think so as well.

"I don't have a lot of space, but I'm sure we can make it work."

You grab the half-eaten bag of crackers and the apple, and follow him home. His home — maybe yours, too? Soon?

No. No, that's not what you want. That's just the conditioning. You don't want the pet life, you don't. You just need help getting back to your old life.

Rayan wasn't lying. He leads you into an apartment building, to the third floor and into a cramped little flat. There's a huge mess as well, but it's certainly better than the alley. It's warm.

"I, uh... I only have one bedroom. I have a queen bed, but I don't imagine you'd wanna sleep with me." He doesn't say it, but you can tell he also has reservations about it. Who wouldn't? But at least the fact he sees you as less than a person is to your advantage; you imagine he'd be way more wary of accepting an unknown person into his home. "I can make your bed on the couch. Is that alright? I can pull it out and all, it's pretty comfortable."

The front door leads directly into the living room. If anyone steps in, they'll see you. It makes you nervous.

~

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Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 4

This’ll be another quick reaction ‘cause I have a desk to clean!

-Oooh!  Starting with the opening!

Previously on TGCF…

-Dim Sum night @ Paradise Manor!

-Man they didn’t even get a sip in

-He reassured Lang Ying

-Dude it was in a really small glass, so maybe it could’ve been to his liking if it wasn’t alcoholic

-Man that expression and tone made it seem like Hua Cheng made a really grave error

That noise when Qingxuan tilted their head

-Qingxuan is the wingman/woman

-For those of you who think he said, “Some sex allow indulgences” in the dub,  it’s actually “Some sects allow indulgences” which references the sects that practice cultivation, and I manage to catch that detail

-Licentious means related to promiscuous and sexual activity.

-A flashback to Ep 2

-That’s the advice on staying balance is basically what every patron ignores in Vegas

-He’s tricking him into getting the information for the dice portal

-“Enough San Lang!  Please stop teasing me.”  *In a sing-song voice*  No he will not~!  And XL said it so gently!!!!

-Man he fell for that favor all too quickly

-Just like transferring spiritual energy

-It’s a 12!

-It’s the music from EP 6 when they were both caught in the sandstorm!!!!

-He offered his dice!!!

-Man, hook line and sinker for XL

-“A few more rounds?” We all know what he was referring to~! ;3

-NYOOOM

-“San Lang, will you ever stop spoiling me?” *In a sing-song voice again*  No he will not~!

-Aww he doesn’t want to take advantage of his Ghost King

-Hi Qingxuan

-This is like removing your belt and getting into comfier clothes after going to town at a fancy restaurant with your folks

-No thoughts just Buff!Qingxuan, and he’s got great fashion sense

-Details~!  That’s literally all of us watching this!

-Yep told ya he’s got great fashion sense and imagine the montage Windmaster did just to sneak in

-This has the energy of seeing your roommate just pass out in your room of the flat

-Salacious means arousing to appeal to sexual imagination

-“I mean he called you his honored guest in front of everyone” “Jealous~?” - Jake the Dog, Burning Low, Adventure Time

-He didn’t forget at all

-They were talking about luck~

-Man that transition with the dice toss

-A really temporary gift

-Another 12

-That’s a lot of stairs

-Firebending

-No need to be savage Qingxuan

-Just like The dragon of the west, the Martial god of the west somehow has that energy and more foreshadowing for the series

-It looks like a Mayan mural

-No earthbending allowed

-The dice and tunnel are confusing them

-He rolled a 7!  Somebody go get Miguel and Tulio!

-It’s the iconic floor trap pitfall

-They made two craters like Wile E. Coyote!

-Oooh right on the skull!

-It’s a narrow tunnel!

-Cave in!

-LEECH WORMS!  

-Another animal hybrid the people in ATLA will get scared sh*tless over

-More firebending!

-Fire beats bug!

-Well those dice tiles were convenient

-Another 7!

-Another trap door!

-It’s a 4!

-The downside of partnering with Xie Lian everyone

-And he just effortlessly helps up Buff!Qingxuan

-I like how he doesn’t badmouth Hua Cheng’s trickery

I’m gonna to skip this next part of the EP because it’s offensive!  (You know the part I’m talking ‘bout)

-That’s gonna be another visit to the exfoliating facial masks

-Welcome to XL’s pain dude

-Dude, you didn’t bring him bad luck at all, he didn’t realize and it’s out of both of your control

-One man can’t sway the Windmaster’s luck, that gonna be another iconic quote

-Get yourself a friend like Qingxuan

-Yay another conveniently placed dice tile!

-Another 12

-Man the whiplash Qingxuan has going from saying ‘San Lang’ to ‘Hua Cheng’ when he got exasperated

-This took place in a time before the Step counter was invented

-*hears Ming Yi speak*  OH NO HE’S HOT!!!

-He melted the metal shackles

-This has the energy of the cheerleader being close with the goth girl but masculine

-From EP 11

-Yep it’s exactly like the popular girl trying to befriend the goth

-And he already knows they’re close!

-And Ming Yi just sleeps to not talk to anyone, valid

-What was the number he just rolled

-Another floor trap

-He didn’t land in his lap like in the novel and man Hua Cheng

-Boo Chinese Censorship! BOO!!! (Rotten tomatoes)

*Hua Cheng gasps in demi* *wink wink*

That’s all for the reaction post, I gotta get back to cleaning me and my sister’s room

[everettswritings]

What would shadow milk be like as a caregiver? would be a very silly caregiver who would always make his little laugh because he loves the sound of their laughter and wants them to be as happy and playful as they can be?

Yes. (NO NSFW INTERACTION, THIS IS SFW!)

You thought Royal Margarine was silly? No, no, no, no! Our favorite trickster is far more silly. And I mean SILLY

Loves constantly making funny faces at you, especially whenever you copy him. It already makes his heart melt when you laugh, but when you copy him? He’s just a puddle at that point!

Feeding time is always fun. Expect to be spoon fed and expect them to say something like:

”Here comes the airplane! Nyooom!”

“Here comes the choo-choo train! Open the tunnel!”

”Here comes the Race car! Zoom zoom! It’s gonna crash, open the garage!”

They mix it up every time, but what’s most funny is when they struggle to come up with something and their mind blanks a bit. Do you have any IDEA how hard it is to come up with new material? How dare you laugh at him?!

Expect him to get super involved with playtime, especially whenever it’s something like “house” or “doctor”. For example: as a patient in the game “doctor”, he is going to come up with the wildest scenarios imaginable.

”Oh, doctor! It’s terrible! A car drove into my mouth and now it’s stuck in my throat! I can’t breathe! Help me, doc!”

How is that physically possible? No clue! But who cares? So long as you’re entertained, that’s all that matters!

Oh yeah, tickling is a must. Just sayin’

Same with any other physical affection.

Reads books with you and goes all in, making funny sounds and giving all the characters distinct voices.

If we’re being honest with ourselves here, what DOESN’T he go all in on? They may treat everything else like a joke, but caring for their little is serious.

They just want their little to be happy! Why wouldn’t they? That smile of yours of so sweet and that laughter is like an angel singing

Speaking of their little(🫵), you definitely get a lot of nicknames. Some generic ones like “baby”, “cutie pie”, and “little one”; but also some more specific ones. His favorite to call you being “jingle bell”/“little bell”

Oh, do you babble? That’s okay, he’s still gonna talk to you! It doesn’t matter how much you sound like you’re just speaking gibberish, he’ll carry a conversation!

”Oh my goodness! Is that so? Wow!”

“I never thought of it like that! Jingle bell, you’re a genius!”

What can I say? He just loves entertaining his little.

Actually, he just loves his little :)

And that’s about it! Caregiver Shadow Milk never crossed my mind, but I’m so glad for this ask because it’s such a cute concept. I genuinely love this so much! Have a good one 🫶

[crystaltoa]

So we all agree Pohatu has a patoot, but other than that, interpretations vary pretty wildly. Some like to imagine him as lean and fast even without the mask of speed, others like the idea of a big bulky guy who naturally isn’t all that fast getting the mask of nyooom. The wording was hard on this one. I thought about saying ‘tanky’ but some people associate that more with muscles and others with bulk of any kind, so decided to get more specific.

“Heavyset” because describing a biomech character as fat or chubby is a little weird to some when they don’t really have actual literal body fat as far as I can tell, and ‘cuddly’ could just be talking about personality (also some people are going to see fat/chubby as derogatory or mean, though I’m intending it as a neutral descriptor).

Tall/Short is in relation to the other Toa on his team, since all Toa are tall by human standards.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Jade Leech Broom Birthday Personal Story: Part 3

"Happy Birthday"

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[Octavinelle Dorm – Birthday Party Venue]

Kalim: Oh, the next one's the last question. Okay, I'll finish this strong…

Kalim: “How do you spend your days off?”

Jade: My days off, hm… Well, the way I spend it may differ depending on the day, so I'm not sure what exactly I should start with.

Kalim: Are you really always doing something different?

Jade: Why, yes. There are so many things here on land that captures my attention… There's not enough time in the world to experience everything.

Kalim: Cool, so, what did you do during your last day off?

Jade: During the most recent weekend… Oh yes, I blended some tea.

Kalim: Oh! That's neat, I do that sometimes, too. It's pretty fun!

Jade: Indeed. Even if I were to blend the same ingredients, by changing the quantity of the ingredients, the aroma, flavor, and color can differ when pouring the tea…

Jade: Oftentimes the result is not what I was expecting. I find that blending tea leaves is rather profound.

Kalim: I totally get it! Whenever I throw in the wrong amount of tea leaves, sometimes it gets really bitter, or it's not as fragrant.

Jade: Just so. Of course, I do find it entertaining that it doesn't necessarily come out as I was hoping.

Kalim: What kind of tea leaves do you use for your blends?

Jade: I don't particularly care as to where or when they were harvested, or even the grade of the leaves. The adventure itself is the key to success, I believe.

Jade: I've used some unusual flora that I've collected during my Mountain Lover's Club activities before, as well.

Jade: Even those flora that are considered weeds can be used as ingredients once dried and roasted.

Kalim: Eh, you use weeds!?

Jade: Fufu, surprising, isn't it? Moreover, I've found that the same weeds can have different flavors depending on where they were harvested.

Jade: Only by preparing my own ingredients am I able to enjoy such subtle differences.

Kalim: Woow, that sounds fun! Maybe next time I'll start with collecting the ingredients, too.

Jade: Yes, please do so. When it comes to flora available on campus, I would recommend trying thyme or cleavers.

Jade: Recently, just those flavors haven't been enough for me, so I've been cultivating my own plants for my tea.

Jade: The flowers I collected a few days ago looks as though it will bloom soon, so I am hoping to add them for fragrance.

Kalim: Wow, you go that far!? That's amazing, your tea blends are really intense.

Jade: Well, it does seem like once I gain an interest in something, I am the type to pursue it until the very end.

Jade: Ah, yes, and once I concoct a blend of leaves that I am satisfied with, I plan on making it available at the Mostro Lounge.

Jade: I would love it if you would come and drink some when that time comes, Kalim-san.

Kalim: I feel like I learned a ton about you today. Thanks for talking to me about everything!

Jade: Of course, thanks to you, I was able to have such an enjoyable time.

Jade: After the interview, I am to fly on the birthday road, yes?

Kalim: Yeah! Here you go, here's the broom that's been prepped for you.

Kalim: It looks so fabulous with all those blue and white flowers on the end of the broom. It suits you!

Jade: Fufufu, how nice of you to say.

Kalim: 'Kay, you gotta take this broom and go nyooom in front of everyone else! Time to get your celebration on!

Jade: Yes. I shall "go nyooom" and accept everyone's warmest sentiments.

Jade: I cannot say I would like to fly in front of so many people, but… I shall do my proper duty as the birthday boy.

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[aneenasevla]

Red Velvet - Chapter 11 part 1

MasterList / Akane’s profile / Last chapter here

Chapter 11 - Intervention (part 1)

EggHead: 

heya guys

have any of you seen rihito?

or heard of him idk

I’m even thinking of going after him on his job

it’s been almost three days for fuck’s sake

we didn’t even get a “hi” or something

Kelpthullu: 

Cannibal called Kanami yesterday and said he’s fine

but only because tomori and her insisted a lot, since they saw him hurt and all

other than that, nothing

GiantKiller: 

I’m getting worried

he never disappeared like that before

not in the chat, at least

Gigolo_Master: 

yeah, that's the thing

that fucker visualized the texts

I can see it

but he hasn't answered since that day

EggHead: 

man wtf

he isn't even answering DMs

only seeing them

he's never let us down 

but he's letting HIMSELF down

I think it's intervention time, guys

GiantKiller: 

I second that

I didn't want things to get to this point

But he didn't give us a choice

Gigolo_Master: 

I’m so fucking pissed rn

rihito is a lot of things, but a coward isn't one of em

seeing this dumbass running away is driving me insane

I'm about to break down his door with a flying kick

Kelpthullu: 

Oh, we’re gonna have a brawl then? Cool

Violence isn't the answer. It's a question, and the answer is always "yes" 😎

GiantKiller: 

Wow, slow down, guys

Let's not resort to that until we're sure there's no other way 

We want to carry out an intervention, not a lynching

EggHead: 

I'll agree with kaneda this time

and not because rihito's my best friend

I know him, he's one insecure mf

this is new stuff, even for him

I mean, I didn't run away when I was going through that. I was just too embarrassed to speak

maybe that's what's going on with him

or maybe he's just confused

Gigolo_Master: 

that's what's pissing me off so much

he knows we'd roast him, but just a little

and we'd help him afterwards, like we did with you

what is he so afraid of?

doesn't he trust us??

Kelpthullu: 

the thing is, this must be really new to him

just like it was to me

and all of it came to me at once!

in a matter of weeks

well, I'm down for anything you want to do

talking to him or kicking his ass, whatever it works

GiantKiller: 

Let’s try talking before anything else, please

And it’s still weird, Ohma

I mean, it was all new for Okubo too

And he accepted it pretty quickly 

I don’t know, something’s fishy 

I feel that Rihito isn’t telling us everything

EggHead: 

well...

I've had a few crushes before, so I had an idea of what's going on

Gigolo_Master: 

lol bullshit

you may have had your crushes in the past

but I'm pretty sure none of them made you run through a supermarket like a fucking lunatic

GiantKiller: 

I have to agree

you have me and a shopping cart as proof

EggHead: 

c’mon man

I was having a hard time accepting the fact lmao

Kelpthullu: 

(answering to @GiantKiller) Nyoooommm 😎

Gigolo_Master: 

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

FFS TOKITA 

you triggered the stickiest memory possible!

Kelpthullu: 

I still want to go "Nyoom" in a shopping cart

no one let me do it

EggHead: 

maybe cause you're a GROWN ASS MAN ON HIS THIRTIES who weighs 185 lbs, is 6 feet tall and has a scary, “I’m gonna murder you if you come any closer” face?

GiantKiller: 

(answering to @Kelpthullu) 🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽 

Yeah, man, Nyooom

Gigolo_Master: 

wtf kaneda

that’s a wheelchair emoji 

🤣

GiantKiller: 

It’s not my fault!

There’s no shopping cart emoji! 

EggHead: 

alright that was fun

Now let’s poke that ass 

Wait… this sounded wrong af

Kelpthullu: 

Let’s call Saw Paing 

Then we’ll poke that ass and ensure screams and chaos 😎

Gigolo_Master: 

FUCK MAN

STOP MAKING ME SCREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIFT

EggHead: 

LMAO

man I didn't know you could be such a troll

now I know why you eat like you're about to starve

you ran away from a cage and there was a plaque warning people not to feed you lol

Kelpthullu: 

I don’t remember any of that

but it's likely, since I don't remember shit before I meet Niko

anyway, let’s focus on ichiro now

EggHead:

Yep

alright, everyone, how about some takoyaki at his place?

it’s an excuse for us to talk his ears out

and it has to be before my trip to osaka

I still have to win my public match

Kelpthullu: 

Oh yes, the one tomori is talking non stop about. 

She’s going with you, isn’t she?

It’s going to be two weeks from now, so we need to go to ichiro’s place as soon as possible. How about this weekend? 

Giant Killer: all fine with me

And It’s a great idea, Okubo!

going there with food, as a peace offering

things don’t need to resume to beating

Kelpthullu: You got me at “food”

What do I bring?

Gigolo Master: anything edible is fine

go figures what that asshole is doing rn

possible he turned that pigsty into something worse

anyway, I’m in too

Egghead: I’ll settle the rest

see ya.

Okubo leaves the group chat, and soon arrives at a private person he knew very well. He smiled as he was greeting his sweetheart, but he needed her help if he wanted this to work.

Naoh💖: 

Honey ❤️❤️❤️

I need you to do something 4 me.

Tomoh💘: 

Heeey Babe

Lemme guess

You promised cookies to your sponsor, didn’t you?

👀

Naoh💖: 

now that you mentioned…

Lmao no, no, jk

It’s other issue

Can you talk to your friend, miss akane, for me?

Tell her to not let rihito invite her anywhere this weekend

he needs to stay at home

Bc we are planning to make a surprise visit

and we don’t want that golden retriever to ran away

he’s been avoiding us, and we're pissed af about that 😠😠

Tomoh💘: 

Oh my

Rly?

why??

Did something happen?

Naoh💖: 

No

that’s the thing, nothing happened yet

since that thrift store thing, with that rug shenanigan

he won’t speak to us

I guess he got angry when we laughed at him

bc he FOR SURE has it bad for her, but he went MIA

It’s not usual for him to run away from us

himuro wants to kick his ass 

ohma wants to join in

and kaneda is holding both back

And I’m anxious here bc he didn’t even talk to me

Not even through DM, man

Tomoh💘: 

OMG

What did you say for him to act like this??

I know it’s how you guys work

But come on, you tend to go too far

Specially him…

... ok I see the problem, he looks like an hypocrite

Anyway, I’ll speak to Akane

But wait…

Did he really fall for her???

I just saw this part rn!!! 

Naoh💖: 

we didn’t do anything out of the ordinary

I swear. We didn’t even threat to punch him like we always do

He didn’t even tell us to go fuck ourselves

But yes, he is head over hells for her 

we were already sus about that, bc honey…

really, do you remember how they were treating each other last christmas party?

He even wanted to beat ohma using his RAZORS bc Kelphtullu made her SAD about losing in JD

I mean, himuro didn’t do that for his date, and he was as pissed as rihito

and then like, the guy almost screwed himself trying to get a PORN-ISH RUG

all of this, because of her.

ohma and I would do that for our own girls, but him?

If it’s not love, I don’t know what it is.

Tomoh💘: 

HOLY~

I almost screamed here at the bakery!!😍😍😍

but seriously, I was suspecting it a bit

After all that ruckus about the rug

Even Akane was all moved

Jeeeeesuuuus

And he is just pretending there’s nothing going on???

Naoh💖: 

Why do you think we are all pissed off?!

Even ohma saw that

He was all like “the guy offered premium game for his girl”

But I already got it, he understood everything 

Me and the boys are going to intercept rihito at his place.

that’s why I need you to assure he won’t go anywhere

Can you ask Akane to tell him to stay home?

She is the only one who can convince him so

Tomoh💘: 

Ok ok

I’ll call Akane and make up something

so she can’t invite him for anything

but babe

I think you don’t want me to tell her, do you?

About him being in love with her…

Naoh💖: 

I dunno, babe.

I’m worried about her not feeling the same and rejecting him if she knows

Then it’ll be our fault for not minding our business

So like, we just want to make him wake the fuck up

so HE gets his shit together and goes to talk to her

they need to have this conversation by themselves

Before the Cannibal get fed up and kick him to the curb

You know how he’s gonna whine afterwards

Okubo had no idea, but on the other side of the city, at one of the tables at the Heavy Bakery during her lunch break, Tomori looked at the screen of her phone while biting the tip of her thumb, suddenly nervous.

Damn, being the keeper of everyone's secrets sucked so much! She knew that Rihito liked Akane and vice versa, but she couldn't tell anyone else, not even her boyfriend! Why did things have to be so complicated? This was looking like a soap opera, and one she hadn't even wanted to get involved in in the first place!

Tomoh💘: 

yeah I know

alright I’ll do it

but seriously, naoh, try not to beat his ass if you can

please

I don't want you guys fighting again

Naoh💖: 

... not even a friendly brawl for, like, 5 min?

Tomoh💘: 

I’m serious, Naoya

…

alright, a 5 min brawl then, but only if it's really friendly

you and this need to show affection through violence, I swear

Naoh💖: 

LMAO pot, meet kettle

your friendship with Cannibal started just like that

kaneda and himuro became friends after the former BROKE THE LATER’S ARM

rihito met ohma when he broke into his shack, even before they fought in a kengan match

(in fact, 90% of tokita's friendships started this way)

AND YOU HIT THE GIRL’S FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT

a friendship forged like this is hard to break

even more so because we saw each other's worst side already lol

Tomoh💘: 

BRO DON'T USE MY SHITTY PAST AGAINST ME

FUCK, MAN

LMAO alright, guess I deserved that

sorry for the hypocrisy

I just want my boyfriend and his friends to be on good terms with each other

Naoh💖: 

don’t worry we’ll be

but not if things keep going like this

that’s why we’re doing an intervention

so let's put the plan into action babe

ooooh yes…

if everything works out (and now I want it to, since rihito is really in love)

I'll give up on our bet, but I still want you to spend a whole month in osaka with me, please

I don't know the exact day when we can meet Gaolang, but I know he's gonna be there and I promise I'll get you his autograph. Sounds good?  

Tomoh💘: 

alright, I'll tell you when I've arranged everything with Akane

and about the bet 

are you throwing the towel cause you know I'm gonna win? 😏

LOL jk

I'd love to spend a whole month in osaka with you 💞

I'd have to give up my official PTO to make up with Kanny for it, but it'll be worth it

It'll be my first time seeing a live match of yours, I'm so excited! 🥳

and yeah, I want that autograph 💞💃

Naoh💖: 

that’s what I’m saying!

now I’ll inform the guys about our plan

later, babe 🥰

He doesn't wait for her response; he immediately goes to the group chat to talk to his friends. 

And with that, everything was settled.

He just hoped things wouldn't go south...

…

“Kaneeeee!”

“Hirooooo!”

They both meet with  a tight, noisy embrace, laughing and twirling around.

"Bitch, I haven't seen you in a while! I missed you," Hiro coos while they hugged, and Akane laughed.

"Sorry, honey, I haven't been in a mood for a girl's night in a while," she sighs. "A lot of stuff happened in my life and I needed a friend to take me outta my funk. Hey, Tomoh, Butch!" 

"Hey guys! Damn, I feel like I we're back in high school, when we used to go to cafeterias together," Tomori waves, all happy, already going to hug Akane "I miss those times!,"

"Eh, I don't much," Kanami gives them an embarrassed, wearing her favorite coat, a simple shirt, jeans and combat boots. "Probably because I didn't hang out with you guys much back then."

"If you had, you'd have had a lot of fun," Akane smiles, unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in her mouth. "I'm happy to see you guys, this weekend really came in handy... you're going to be away for the whole month, right, Tomo?"

"Yes, I am! I've already arranged everything with Kanny and take my PTO now," Tomori nods, smiling from ear to ear, hugging Kanami's muscular arm. "I promise I'll make it up to you, girl. But it will be a whole month in Osaka, just Naoh and I!"

"Lemme tell you, despite some regrets, your gorilla knows how to give early birthday presents!," Hiro comments with a scathing smile. "A whole month in the best hotels in the region, visiting tourist attractions, watching his matches, getting laid-"

"Hiro!"

"What, am I lying? I'm actually jealous of you!"

"Oh, you," Kanami smiles, blushing. "But yeah, it's a wonderful opportunity. I'm just a little sorry that you're taking your PTO now, it's gonna be hard to keep the bakery functioning during the summer while I'm gone..."

"Oh yeah? Are you gonna take some time off during summer?," Akane raises an eyebrow.

"It's kind of a retreat that Ohma and I agreed on. We went camping last summer for a week, and we really enjoyed the experience, so if everything goes well, we'll try to go every year."

"Girl, I won't say 'how fancy' only because you’re going to fend for food in the woods, not in the trendy places of a tourist city…," Akane laughs when Kanami blushes. "But it's the kind of thing you'd like, so go for it!," She raises a thumb and the baker smiles.

"Well, that’s where the exercise is doubled! Kana here will return with glutes that would make any girl envyous," Hiro jokes, and Tomori guarantees, "I swear I can handle it! Perhaps this would be the ideal time to reopen our discussion about hiring a third assistant cook, Kanny. "

"Well, yes. The kitchen is bigger, so there's space," she nods. "We'll think about it later. Now, we have a trash day ahead of us, and places to go. What will it be? "

"I'm down for whatever you decide, but right now I'm a little hungry," Akane says. "I'll have some snacks before taking a walk, how about you?"

"I'm in! Ever since these two took two muscle heads as their boyfriends, they have become even more neurotic about keeping in shape," Hiro comments. "I mean, Kana already was before, but now things have reached another level."

"What can I say? We have fun training together," Kanami laughs. "And the guy has a monstrous appetite, I end up trying to keep up and... well, you know, it all goes to my hips, I have to burn these calories before it happens..."

"You can't just burn all these calories in bed?"

"Well, sometimes we- HEY!," Kanami blushes a lot. "A couple can't just be twenty-four seven in bed, you know that, right? You horny bitch." 

"How can I know? I hardly even see guys kissing, Tomoh and her man are sweeter than my p-"

"I don't need to hear that!," Kanami exclaims. "I'm no saint, but that doesn't mean I like talking about these things in public!"

"And the 'public' in question is your friend group," Hiro laughs, to which Tomori just shakes her head, smiling amusedly.

"I don't even know why you're still surprised like that, Kanny. Akane is even taking it easy today, if I do say so myself, hahaha!"

"I'm not surprised, I just don't-"

"You're just uptight, that's all!," Akane puts her hands on her hips. "Ever since we formed our little group, I've been wondering how you and that hunk fuck, and I don't hear a peep from you. You're acting like you're in a cult or something..."

"What's the problem with kissing and not telling, you loudmouth?!"

"The problem is when you keep secrets and I can't even fantasize…"

"You can take your eyes off my man, you fucking minx!"

The two stare at each other, one furiously, the other calmly. When Tomori and Hiro tough they were going to fight, Akane says:

"You’re staring at me too much, Butch. We can go get a room if you want…"

Kanami walks away, raising her arms in frustration. "Arrgh!"

Akane laughs loudly "I love you too, my favorite dyke!," she licks the lollipop coquettishly.

Tomori and Hiro laugh, more relieved. It was good to know that they wouldn't have to pull these two apart during a potential fight. Both of them would definitely get their asses beaten.

"Good gracious, Akane, you’re braver than half the idiots I know," Hiro begins, shaking his head. "To be able to stand up to our Amazon like that…"

"Who doesn’t she stand up to? I had to see it at school, her being all sarcastic with the student inspector when he threatened to give her detention," Tomori laughs again.

"C'mon, I'm very well behaved now," - Akane laughs. "I was a devil. But then life comes back to bite us in the butt, and we sort ourselves out," She sighs. "Yes, Tomori... how-"

"Yeah, we do it pretty often, but it's not like it's every day," Kanami says suddenly, blushing, but still gathering courage. 

Akane turns like a sunflower to her friend, looking very interested.

"Hmmm… really? And why?"

"I told you, a couple can't be twenty-four seven in bed," She rolls her eyes. "And Ohma also doesn't have the biggest sex drive, but he’s always down for it when I'm in the mood. But like, there are special occasions when he practically throws me over his shoulder and...," She seems incapable of finishing the sentence, mortified. "Yeah, it's always more intense on those days. Like after one of his matches."

"Ah, so he's the quiet type? That's cute," She smiles. "But does he fuck you properly?"

"What kind of question is that?," She grits her teeth, terribly embarrassed, but still answers, "Of course! Even more so because he likes… uh… licking… more than being licked. It's kinda odd, but it is what it is."

Akane gasps loudly. "Oh my God... he's a professional mango eater, on top of it all?! May God and Daddy Satan bless this woman, 'cause she won the fucking lottery!," she puts her hands together in prayer and bows. "GOD BE PRAISED!"

Hiro listens to everything, absolutely enchanted. "Are you fucking kidding me?! When I ask for details you get all skittish, but when Akane asks, you let your tongue loose? I'm offended!," He puts a hand on his chest in theatrical indignation, but the sparkle in his eyes was unmistakable. "But lord, this is quite the information! You're lucky as hell!"

"Guys, tone it down…," Tomori hisses, a little red in the face, but still giggling. Kanami shuts her mouth, shrugging her broad shoulders, very red "But yeah, Kanny is one lucky gal, hahaha. Both because of the treatment she receives and because her boyfriend is now the bakery's number one customer."

"That's real love right there," Akane smiles more. "And what about you, Doll? Now I want to hear from you. How can you handle that bald gorilla without turning into a pancake or without you bending like two pretzels?"

Tomori, who was still laughing, chokes a little on her own saliva, to which Hiro smiles even more devilishly.

"I was dying to ask the same question! Are you gonna tell me you can only ride that Breton cowgirl style?"

"Shut up, Hiro!," She hisses. And then she adds, her cheeks flushed and a little swollen, "And he likes it, okay? He loves it, actually. And with me lying on my stomach it's just as good..."

"Lazy dog? Now we're talking!," He shrieks between laughs. Kanami blushes, rolling her eyes.

"Oooh, I still need to try that one with Rihito," Akane declares excitedly. "I'll test it later."

"This is one of our favorites…," Kana speaks softly. But the Panther had keen hearing.

"Niiice! Tell me he bites your neck, please!," She grabs the other's arm, her eyes shining. "That's all I need to complete my fantasy, please!"

Kanami wanted to bury her face on the ground, blushing profusely. It was enough for Akane.

"Oh my Goood," she smiles a lot. "That's food for my soul. Hiro, is this enough fantasy for you too now?!

"Enough for the whole month, honey. Believe me, I have a lot of fun fantasizing about that clan of himbos," He jokes with a sharp smile. "Except with Kana's and Tomori's because I'm not a backstabber, but you get the picture."

"Stop fantasizing about my boyfriend! I don't fantasize about your blonde idiot!," Kanami exclaims, cowering. Akane blinks, looking at her.

"I mean, if he were mine," Akane laughs loudly, waving her hand. "He's a wordly man, I only receive him as a visitor...," her voice drops, but then gets loud again. "But just for your information, the guy's down for almost everything. And he also know some moves that drive me up the wall..."

Hiro sees when Tomori's expression changes, for a measly second, but enough for him to be able to identify the discomfort there. He arches an eyebrow before turning to Akane.

"Rihito, huh? The modern caveman who threw a fit about creating a measly Instagram profile? I always thought he just had bravado, but when it was time to go to Pound Town, he thrusted about three times, rolled over and started snoring...," He comments nonchalantly.

"Not even close!," Akane smiles, vehemently denying it with gestures of her hand. "Too bad he doesn't like 'sword fighting', Hiro, otherwise I would highly recommend him to you. When he's in the afterglow, he's super affectionate, like a huge teddy bear... he was a little clumsy at first, but he just needed a few tips from a professional like me. Now he's become The Hot Blonde, I can guarantee that. 

"He seems more confident to me," Kanami sighs. "And he stopped being inconvenient at the Bakery. He's still noisy, but at least I don't have to threaten to kick him out."

"Indeed. He never disturbed other customers or the new waitresses again. Girl, you are a savior!," Hiro smiles. "You turned a fuckboy into a respectable fuck-buddy!"

"You’re welcome… but you know what I like most…?," Akane smiles too, more tenderly this time. "He was the one who asked me to teach him. I had punched down his pride really badly, but he just came and asked me what he was doing wrong. Damn, he didn't even get mad at me. That…that was really mature of him. A breath of fresh air, I must say…"

"Wow. I really didn't expect that," Kanami blinks. "Our advices really penetrated that thick skull, apparently...," She looks at Tomori and Hiro.

"He asked you to teach him? Serious?," Tomori blinks, pretending to be surprised. "I had no idea he had even heard us, damn... I've known him for less than a year and I already know he's a prideful bastard..."

"Nothing like your classic strategy to humble guys like that," Hiro claps discreetly for Alane, smiling scathingly. "And it brought out his cute side too, because apparently even you developed a soft spot for that big, scruffy dog."

"There's no better words to describe him," She points to Hiro. "A big, lively, needy and cute golden retriever. All he needed was training and he became the best dog ever. Although there are times when he's more like a leopard, like me... welp, details...," She laughs coquettishly, pushing Hiro with her hip.

Hiro laughs too, shaking his head. "Birds of a feather, huh, Sekihyo. Not in terms of intelligence, because that one is dumb as hell, but in terms of naughtiness, you're evenly matched, hehe."

"And they're both great friends to the people around them too. There was no way she couldn't relate to him," Tomori gives Akane a cute smile.

"Ownnn... and you found the cute gorilla who takes you on trips to watch the fights you like so much...," She squeezes her friend's cheeks.

"So you admit that you like him?," Kanami drops the bomb.

Akane stops right in the act of kissing Tomori's forehead, and it's her turn to blush profusely and face the floor. Kanami smiles with a very peculiar mischief of hers.

"Gotcha…," she laughs devilishly.

Hiro's eyes widen a little, but he doesn't look exactly surprised. 

"Girl, I was kind of suspecting it already, but to see it confirmed like this…"

Tomori just sighs.

"Eh, I kept my promise, Kane. They found out by themselves…"

"‘Wait, did you already know then?"

"I promised I wouldn’t tell, c'mon!"

"I was suspicious since the thrift store incident," Kanami raises an eyebrow. "And Ohma told me too, which only confirmed it."

"Well, I've been told. you and that sea monster of yours are cut from the same cloth, scary when you want to be...," Akane tries to say. "And now you've become Yakuza members too? Do you also having matching tattos!?"

"Only if it's with the same guy who tattooed your leopard prints," Hiro jokes. "No, but seriously, honey... how? You were always the one who made others fall for you, not the other way around."

Akane sighs, still blushing. "I don't know... I just know that he... it's cliché, but he just surprised me, and he broke down all my walls, one by one," she gestures a little. "First, he came back after I used The Strategy and he didn't curse me, like everyone else did before. Two, an ex of mine showed up and he practically dismantled him with one punch," She shakes her head. "Then he asked for tips on how to be a better lover, and he started treating me like a friend on the same level as me and Tomori," She nods at her friend. "Then after that he arrived at my place and was over the fucking moon when I bought him some sweatpants. Sweatpants! That I bought just so he could wear something when he went to crash at my place. Then at New Year's, he called me to wish me happy holidays, when I was at home alone... and now... he got into a fight in a thrift store to get me rug! Tell me, how was I supposed to not fall for him?" 

"Wow," Kanami blinks. "Anyone who doesn’t know this side of him will definitely bite their tongue…"

"I… I kind of knew, actually," Tomori suddenly comments. "Do you remember, Akane, when Naoh messed up really badly and ruined our first date? Remember how furious with him I was? Well, Rihito was the one who showed up at my doorstep, under a downpour, admitted that he was partly to blame for what happened and asked me to give his friend a second chance. He almost kneeled down and begged with his forehead touching the ground…"

"Don't even remind me of that shit, my fist is still itching to hit his face again," Kanami snorts. "Okubo and Lihito never messed with me again."

"Yeah, it's just like him to do such a thing," Akane smiles. "But still, I didn't stop being me just because of him, I just... well, I'm just opening up a little..."

"Relax, Akane," Kana hugs her shoulder. "None of us have. And Hiro is here to prove it, right?"

"For sure! You're still the same crazy chicks that I love," Hiro declares, making a heart with his hands and making them laugh "You're never gonna change because of a man, if you're confident enough in yourself, that is. If they're good, they're just enough to add to your life."

"Yeah...," Tomori nods fondly. "And Naoh has already redeemed himself, Kanny, c'mon. Your punch pushed him to the right track, it even took him a while to find the courage to drink when we're together. Even Rihito started to behave more."

"Hnf," the baker smiles a little. "Oh, there’s the snack bar. It's nice to have a break from cooking... c'mon, let's eat and gossip about everything and everyone."

"I'm in!," Akane was returning to her normal self, hugging the other three of them. "Let's rock and roll!"

"I'll rock your shit if you keep screaming like that..."

"Wow, Butch, that sounds kinda hot..."

"Shut up!" 

And after that, all they could do was laugh loudly.

Next chapter !

[kanene-yaaay]

Ya know what time is it

EXACTLY

❤️ RANDOM SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TICKLE HEADCANON'S TIME 💚

So let's go let's go:

I will forever fight for the idea that Mario is the biggest tickle monster when it comes to Luigi. Tickling him when he needs some cheering up, squeezing his sides when Luigi is feeling too nervous and need some encouraging to do a task or a little less ox anxious thoughts in his head, poking and poking and dodging from Luigi's protesting hands only to scribble on his tickle spots until he is ""convinced"" to join Mario in another adventure (he was already going to do it on the first place, but sometimes he can't help but pretend to put a bit of a grumpy fight), getting random tickle hugs just because Mario felt like a tickle monster today...

BUT

I think Luigi is the king of accidental tickles.

Sometimes he doesn't even know what he is doing! He is already very physically affectionate so it's only natural that when he pokes and prods Mario's stomach sometimes his hands will slip and hit a tickle spot without meaning to, or when he gives him a big hug and a nice squeeze his fingers will accidentally dig on his sides or he will try to give his bro an encouraging knee-squeeze it will just lay right on that place that makes Mario snort and etc etc

He doesn't even realize it, most of the time! He seems to have a hidden skill to find everyone's secret tickle spots because everyone swears that they weren't even that ticklish before knowing him the first place!

But, here is the thing: Luigi is playful, and quite determined too, especially when it comes to the people he cares about.

So he may get one or two unexpected giggles w his tickly accidents, but, the moment he realizes what is happening and why the person he is hugging is smiling and tittering? Ohhh, it's over! Rip rip

That only makes harder for Mario because the tickles are already the most unexpected as they could be and you add having to hid your surprised squeal to not activate your little bro's inner tickle monster? Good luck w that! Rip our dear Mario fr qgfwdwvwhvwfwc

Toad gives me the vibes of someone who would start tickle fight in the most unappropriate moments (like when Peach is in an important, royal meeting and can NOT start giggling non stop in the middle of it, EXCUSE me, Toad) and use his heigh and speed to NYOOOM his way out of trouble and hid behind Mario, who is more than ready to accept anyone's fight as his own and have like 50/50 of chance to help him to escape/tickle the person (especially if that person is Peach because.... her ... her giggles ♡) OR help to catch him. Toad is laughing like a gremlin the entire time XD

Anyway I can't stop thinking about them and tickles and giggles thank you for coming to my ted talk

(also.... a minute of your attention:

Mario and Luigi and cheer up tickles

that is it)

[yanderu-deredere]

IMPORTANT!

i've put up two polls and it would absolutely mean so much to me if you guys took the polls! i really really need as many of you guys to take it! thank you so much!

here it is! and the second one is just to figure out when most of you are on tumblr so i can change my posting time to the most popular answer

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Choice of the Hunter #18

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: death wish, vampire whumpee, captivity, aftermath of torture

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You've killed more vampires than you can count in your 20+ years as a hunter. But for some reason, the first one to ask for death has you reluctant. This isn't a fair fight. This isn't protecting anyone. This is just... sad.

Still, you feel reluctant to outright refuse either, if this is what it really wants. But before you just jump straight to that...

"Is there anything I could do to change your mind?" you ask. "Let's think about this first before we get hasty."

The vampire stares up at you, face still streaked with tears. "M-make it stop?" it whispers. "Please, sir. I'd do anything for this to stop. I don't care how. Whether it's death, or being left alone to rot, or still being hurt but less, or- or anything else. It hurts too much. I can't do this. Please, I just want it to end."

Its lip quivers, and it eyes the stake on your belt longingly.

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Stray 6

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tw institutional/systemic pet whump, second person pov (and you're the pet!), dehumanisation, memory loss, lots of food talk

"Yeah," you mutter. "Thanks."

He smiles at you, clearly relieved. "Awesome. Dig in, then. It's all yours."

You don't need more encouragement. Honestly, you didn't even need as much as he gave. You start shoveling the noodles into your mouth at record speed, relishing the sensation of it sliding down your throat and warming your belly. It's something you haven't felt in all too long, and you barely care that it's a touch too hot to really pick out the flavour.

Once the cup is empty, you take the sandwich and attempt to pry open the packaging. You frantically try to free your prey, but you stand no chance against the sturdy plastic with your weak, frozen fingers.

From the corner of your eye, you see as the man takes the unopened pack of crackers, and you almost hiss at him. He must see the hostility on your face, because he gives you a placating sort of look. "I'll open this one for you, yeah? And I can open the sandwich while you munch on this."

Well... That is... Fine. Okay. You stop wrestling with the tasty-looking little demon and wait until he opens his bag. Giving good, uneaten food out of your hands feels harder than it ought to when you know you're receiving something equally edible in exchange, but you muster up all your rational thought and switch your sandwich for the crackers.

You take out two at once, shoving them into your mouth. Then another two, then another two. You eventually grab the sandwich as well, scarfing it down in less than five bites.

"My name's Rayan, by the way," the man says once he thinks you're finished. You glance up at him — you think he's expecting an introduction in return, judging from the way his curious brown eyes search your face.

~

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"There's hope in the wide blue sky"

Let's combine Ace Combat* and Honkai, said no one ever- except me :)

I have so, so much to say about this art. But it's 4am, I'm tired, and I just spent half an hour writing something that all got deleted because doing Ctrl+Z on Tumblr apparently undoes everything instead of just going back a little bit. so I lot like 10+ paragraphs of shit I had written down and I'm not gonna go back over all of it right now T_T

*note, this isn't actually based on any Ace Combat story

anyways, here's the TL;DR of what I was gonna say:

Honkai characters, jet planes. that's it! except not really, I've actually put a ridiculous amount of thought into this. A bit too much. really, way too much.

I have a whole AU built around this idea and I've been developing it for a couple months now. This artwork is the first time I'm actually releasing something related to this story, but I want to do more. Maybe comic someday, but definitely more art and probably some written stories too.

I'm also going to put HoV as the protagonist of this, and instead of her being a Herrscher, she's a normal person alongside Kiana, Bianka, and the rest of the crew. In this AU there's no Herrschers, just larger Honkai beasts like Chiyou, so we have HoV as a Kaslana sibling alongside Kiana and Bianka.

After all, we've seen it before- in Honkai Quest, HoV and Kiana were sisters! And in the main story we see Kiana and Bianka consider each other sisters. So why not put all three of them together in one big happy Kaslana family~

The story would probably focus on HoV and her relationships with her sisters and the rest of the Schicksal valks, especially Rita- I'm thinking of pairing her with Rita in this story since they'd probably be in the same age group (since Rita is one of the older Valkyries, and I feel like HoV would fit neatly into that category too).

Each of the Kaslana siblings would have their own bit of trauma to deal with, and even though the story is about a bunch of girls with fighter jets, I've actually been putting a lot of effort into thinking about their interpersonal relationships and how they view the world. This isn't just "haha nyooom planes", I really want to make a serious story about this y'know x-x

So yeah. I'll probably make a post talking more about this someday, but I'm about to head on a trip so it'll probably be a few weeks before I have time for that.

Oh yeah and I'm pretty sure the image quality is a bit screwed up but again, it's 4am. I'm done. cy@

[whump-or-whatever]

Thanks @nyooom for the tag!

1. Are you named after anyone? Not that I know of.

2. When was the last time you cried? I shed a few tears watching the third episode of The Last of Us last night. If we’re talking full on crying tho, probably like two months ago.

3. Do you have kids? Nope.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Me? Use sarcasm? Never. (That’s a yes)

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? I would say their tone of voice, but since you usually see someone before hearing them I suppose their clothing.

6. What’s your eye colour? Hazel I guess? Light brown but greenish in certain lights.

7. Scary movies or happy endings? I guess happy endings simply because I don’t watch scary movies cause they’re usually not actually scary and many have crappy plots.

8. Any special talents? I can make a lot of very strange noises with my voice. Like ones that other people can’t do even when I try to teach them. Also, I’m really good at identifying when someone looks like the love child of two other people. Weird but true.

9. Where were you born? Ontario, Canada.

10. What are your hobbies? I have many. Big ones are playing guitar/singing/writing songs, going snorkelling in rivers to pick up trash in the summer, and going on long walks in the winter (I love exploring). I also like writing poetry and stories (including whump obvs), colouring, drawing, solving Rubik’s cubes, reading (usually fanfic or stuff for uni but sometimes other books), taking pictures, and the typical watching YouTube and TV shows.

11. Have you any pets? Currently living with me, no. But I do have two orange cats named Wilbur (front) and Jasper (back) who live with my mother (she loves them and I could never take them from her).

12. What sports do you play/have you played? Soccer was always my favourite, I played for 12 years. I took swimming up until just before lifeguard training, but I high key hated swimming lessons. I love swimming, I just like doing my own thing. Other than that, I also did karate, ball hockey, and baseball at various points. And I always biked everywhere as a kid. Currently I mostly do walking and swimming, although my friends and I will sometimes shoot hoops or play catch.

13. How tall are you? Around 5’ 6”/167 cm.

14. Favourite subject in school? Hmm that’s difficult cause I love learning everything. My favourite class in high school was probably either guitar, outdoor education, or writers craft, but I loved all the academic subjects. I ended up in university for cultural anthropology though, so I guess that’s now my favourite subject?

15. Dream job? I don’t really have a dream job, never have. I suppose something that uses my degree would be nice, but I’m more of a take it as it comes type person. I’d like to be able to talk to people and make meaningful connections though. I also love being outside so something that combines the two would be great.

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No pressure and sorry if y’all have already been tagged (:

[my-time-at-brainrot]

I am committing to replaying Sonia’s save after the updated heart knot story for Fang and there’s some dialogue from this patch that is frying my brain and need to release the rot

(knives out spoilers under the cut :D )

woohoo.

Dialogue I got on a date when talking by the Oasis, I think when complimenting his personality. Obsessed with this tbh, sometimes Fang has long pauses and rewording his sentences (a form of a stutter, incidentally the one I have!), and other times he has absolutely raw, unprovoked lines on demand with no in between! Sir! What are you cooking!! 

oh he’s cooking doctor ethics crimes. hell yeah dude

I need, need, need Pen’s story to conclude because this? I’ve been rotating this line in my head for a good 24 hours now... is it an act or is this genuine distress?? Either read is equally painful I think, especially if we lend credence to the Duvos soldiers’ rumors from later about him being an experiment. 

If he is an experiment and having a genuine moment of vulnerability here: man. man. man man man man man. a hearty angst stew (a fanfic idea)  

If he is NOT an experiment and completely acting: he is PROUDLY waving his red flags and that’s honestly the hottest thing you can do. “Hey hey hey look at me! I am Self Centered and Bad at Failure (Perfectionist++)!! WOOOO!!”

I love you Trudy you’re a good bean :’(

AGHHHHHHHHHHH ;-; 

Logan spends a long time talking to his Pa, because this is the first time since Howlett’s death that Logan’s been able to visit him on account of the whole... bandit plot thing. His voice actor does a really good job here too, you really feel like Logan is simultaneously relieved and starting to really come to terms with what happened, although he isn’t even aware yet that he doesn’t know the whole story. Duvos hasn’t invaded yet, and Pen hasn’t bragged about killing Howlett yet, Matilda hasn’t gone NYOOOM into space yet, agh PAIN HURT PAIN HURT PAIN AGH

anyway. no more sad. time for the bonus funny haha

bonus funny haha: juno’s save progressed to This point and man. they made for each other (literally since I scientifically engineered Juno to romance Logan lmao)