#nvm too late

[annanuna-arts]

pov. you're bullying Rolan back, but it's his love language

[mushroomsie224]

The look. The. Look.

[chlorenw]

For a long time I thought wen people write /pos means piece of shit and getting confused every time

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

disney is a coward so I know they'll never do this, but given what we learned was SUPPOSE to happen between alex and stevie, I would still love a post-eloping for the reboot.

like just imagine alex and stevie as the Cool Gay Aunts(tm) for justin's kids (+ billie). they show up for the holidays and totally shower the kids with magical gifts, including a baby dragon for the boys (which does end up setting fire to their parents bed sheets). milo shows off a magic trick to his friends, using alex (since billie's not allowed to) sneakily casting spells from the bushes so the card really does dissapear from his hand, leaving his friends cheering (stevie smiling but refusing to admit to alex how cute is it). stevie has a motorcycle (which alex thinks is super hot but also refuses to admit) and while the kids aren't old enough for a ride, she does let them sit on it and rev the handles nice and loud while justin panics from the porch. they team up with all three kids to pull pranks on justin and even sometimes get giana in on a few harmless ones. maybe alex even uses her role on the tribunal to get stevie's records cleared, and they both start to advocate for a more fair way of distributing magic between families.

and billie could have an extra adult at her side! I know justin is suppose to fill the pseudo-dad role, but while billie spends her time with the russo's, also gets to spend her summers or whatever with her two cool wizard aunts. they encourage her to keep up with her studies but for the most part they just chill, letting billie indulge in a few sweets (knowing how health-conscious justin has forced his family to be) and sometimes in a pg-13 movie together. when she's there however, the house does turn into a prank war; guests are to be extremely careful when entering and encouraged to bring a separate pair of clothes.

I dunno it would just be super cool; alex and stevie reunited and I think the kids would love her too - plus watching their aunt who's always acted so aloof get all smiley and whatnot and I'm just imagining a scenario with alex and the kids like:

billie: why does stevie call you babygirl

alex: hey who wants to play the quiet game!!

[habakos]

Let's hear it for the one and only birthday boy, the Son of Exy and the deadliest piece on the board: KEVIN DAY

[jenoutof10]

my roman empire is that bllk actually has a fandom inside the bllk universe (yk with bllk tv and all), do you think they do the same shit we do? like fanarts, fanfics? do you think the members watch velocity edits of themselves? is there a josh hutcherson edit equivalent of a bllk member? you think one of them said smth that became an online meme and has become a sound on tiktok? you think fans debate online on who shouldve gotten eliminated the way kpop survival show fans do? you think one of them has gotten canceled for the most miniscule things meanwhile shidou does the absolute most yet people brush past it?

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

Parental advice

Transcript:

Arrow pointing at a Sad Maxwell in picture one: He got ditched :( (not by Babs, his ex)

Jonathan: What's the problem, son?

Jonathan in second picture to a very concern, Maxwell reacting: Anxiety? Low-self esteem? Obsessive thought of arson? Or using fear toxin to destroy your enemies? I've been there!

This was based on this silly incorrect quote I got from perchance and loved way too much

I added the Fear Toxin for giggles as I really wanted to draw this father and son interaction

BONUS MEME!!!!

A meme because I couldn't find the actual empty template and i don't know how to draw under the subtitles hahaha

Jon *imediatlly grabing Max*: RUUUUUUN!!!!

[robiinurheart33]

Ghoap as falin and marcielle from dungeon meshi..?

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

Yall I'm being so fr rn when i say I think I'm hallucinating, something is going on and I'm getting a little concerned tbh, it started three night ago and has happend every night since then

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

The thing is it is the literal best thing in the world driving across the country with a group of strangers who start becoming family with incredible music blasting all the way down the freeway…….. I just don’t wanna have to do work to unlock that lmao

[shyrule]

STABBING WARRIORS???

I like how you need a reason. :D

He gets stabbed in town because somehow he wasn't recognized as the hero and somebody tried to mug him. It wasn't a traitor, wasn't somebody with a personal vendetta, he was just mugged by Some Dude.

-catreginae

IM SO SORRY BUT THE FACT THAT HE WOULD GET STABBED BY JUST SOME DUDE IS KILLING ME. MAYBE IM EXHAUSTED. BUT THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH REALLY HARD. HES LIKE “ARE YOU STABBING ME BECAUSE IM THE HERO” AND THIS GUY IS LIKE NAH BRUH I JUST NEED MONEY STABS HIMS AND DIPS IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT RN

[daydream-the-demon]

I'm the [tumblr] person who overuses comments in tags.

[tumblr] autosaved my tags even though I used them once.

Look in the tags and have a laugh.

(Possible tag game?) @author-of-the-year @jenumarts @thonethatflies620 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @ all my mutuals

[thetarttfuldickhead]

And summer turns to autumn and it’s after practise and when Keeley steps into the dressing room she doesn’t bother with the conceit of averting her eyes. She did knock.

Jamie’s changed and talking to Bumbercatch; he perks up as Keeley enters and rises to greet her with a quick hug before calling vaguely in the direction of the coaches’ office, “Keeley’s here!”

Roy appears quickly enough, all in black (hell’s not frozen over yet) but looking as loose as he ever does for all of that; he too steps up to her for a hug.

“You look great,” he says, and she presses her thanks onto his cheek, a chaste kiss. She does look great, this dress is killer on her.

“Um, what about me?” Jamie demands, and at first she thinks he’s talking about the kiss, but no, he’s looking at Roy, eyebrows expectantly raised.

Roy gives him a slow, sceptical once-over, pointedly taking in the colours, the shorts, the everything. “You… look like you.” 

Jamie’s grin is equal parts smug and teasing. “So, amazing then. Thanks, Roy.” A wink in Keeley’s direction and she giggles at that, reaching out to grasp his hand. 

Roy rolls his eyes (again: hell not frozen over), but as Keeley takes his hand too, and as Jamie falls into step, he doesn’t particularly try to hide the small smile lurking in the corner of his lips.

Keeley loves them. “Come on, then,” she says, and she tugs them forward, and they go.

(Behind them, the lingering scent of Lynx and Keeley’s flowery perfume, and a hushed silence that stretches and stretches as player looks to player, until Dixon eventually asks, “So, are they… Do we know… ?”

Isaac shakes his head. “Better not to ask, bruv. It’s their thing and none of our business.”)

[lavampira]

:c

[axperjan]

thinking about their mods and how many layers they come with

[halalhyungwon]

We don’t have to be forgiven by the sun.

Even if You Don’t Do It, Ep. 04 (2023)