#nvm me just posting the whole page

[galaghiel]

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #20 (Part 1)

Guys how has it already been 20 whole weeks time isn't real. Anyways speaking of, we're reading PKNA #16: Extraordinary Repairs which is a huge deal cause it means that after waiting 20 whole weeks I CAN FINALLY DOXX CAMERA 9'S FULL LEGAL NAME AND ADDRESS!!! IT'S S-

Okay FINE I guess I'll wait to say his name until we actually get to the right part in this post. And idk why I've even prevented myself from saying his real name in front of my friends that are going through this series for the first time cause it's not even like a secret or revelation, they literally tell you his name at the end of Day of the Cold Sun in his character sheet, but nobody reading the English fan translations would know that because nobody has uploaded translated versions of the character sheets (yet...) ANYWAYS

Just as a heads up to anyone who is reading this comic for the first time, the English translating here is a little scuffed (I assume whoever translated this chapter wasn't a native English speaker) so there are occasional grammatical mistakes but nothing too severe that it limits the effect of the story!

Angus I can PROMISE you do not want to start doing research into Everett Ducklair, do you know how many fuckin doomsday weapons he kept "accidentally" making??? You don't want the smoke.

What kind of fucking idiot steps into an elevator shaft without stopping to see if the elevator is ACTUALLY THERE omfg I hope he hits the bottom and dies

GUYS HE SAID THE- HE SAID THE TITLE OF THE CHAPTER!!!

ALSO HDL MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

guys.... there he is.... the man of the hour

shoutout to the way the other guy is drawn in this panel btw (his ears fell off I guess)

OHOHOHO TRENCHCOAT REVEAL!!! GUYS I AM GIDDY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT

HE SAID THE THING

why he ourple

OHHH YEAHHH IT'S YA BOI STEFAN MOTHAFUCKIN VLADUCK!!! Who appears to be constantly having a series of PTSD-related war flashbacks but ummm let's not worry about that right now

It's really interesting to me that Donald is a fan of Stefan's work. I mean media was obviously different in the 90s but still, when's the last time you heard someone bring up their favorite photographer? Either Stefan is FAMOUS famous or Donald is one of like 10 people that like to read the credits under newspaper photos.

This panel makes me laugh cause out of context it looks like Stefan is running away from PK (on account of his huge torn up fucking evil looking cape) bro is literally FNAF 2 jumpscaring at him

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

Coolest character design of all time (literally just a duck in a trenchcoat)

What have you seen WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN. 200 page comic docuseries covering all of Stefan's horrifying past experiences NOW!!!!!

You're telling me Ducklair was in his basement building fuckin DINOSAURS??.... ok I can't lie that's cool as fuck good for him

So close except actually not close at all. Granted PK does hang out in Ducklair Tower all the time, but it's not like Angus knows that 😭

Love how much this laser gun just looks like a regular pistol

Me reading poorly written analysis posts of DT17 sorry

I love evil fucked up PK can we keep him like this actually

PAPERINIK MURDERS ANGUS FANGUS IN COLD BLOOD (REAL)

Nvm we just gave him a concussion. also hi Stefan 👋

Also we drugged him. Y'know just for good measure!

NO FUCKING WAY YOU GUYS EYEBALL REVEAL 🔥🔥🔥 HE HAS GREEN EYES. or at least one green eye... I guess he could have heterochromia or something whatever

btw this is the most we'll ever see of his face so SOAK IT IN FOLKS (at least, the most we'll see in PKNA, there's like one singular comic from 2016 that shows his entire face if you're curious. You can just google his name and the photos will come up.)

SHOUTOUT TO THE LITTLE CAMERA 9 END HERE IT'S SO SILLY.

I love this issue, Camera 9/Stefan is probably one of my favorite characters. He's just fuckin cool man idk what to tell you. He's fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things but I like having him around, he's a fun character to add as a little bit of flavor to a series with so many ongoing narratives. I do wanna highlight this bit of text from the bottom of his Paperpedia page (which has been auto-translated from Italian and might be a bit off):

I'm so incredibly intrigued by the analysis here because, if true, I wanna know whose idea it was to start referencing classical Luigi Pirandello literature in a Donald Duck comic. I'm not saying I don't want my duck comics to have commentary on media sensationalism and alienation, but I am saying that it's certainly unexpected. Still a welcome topic!

I used most of my image limit covering the main comic so I won't be able to add a lot about the bonus comic but I will say: WAHHH WAHHHH THIS IS THE LAST TRIP COMIC 😭😭😭 at least for a while anyways. There are the Trip's Strip comics but I haven't seen anyone translate those into English and they also start at like chapter 40 so

Is the Raider just fucking allergic to dressing normally like what's going on here. Also HAHA TRIP THOUGHT HIS DAD DIDN'T COME TO THE GAME BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH 🫵 YOUR DAD LOVES YOU HAHAHA LOSER

Goodbye Trip, my sweet summer child... my child who sucks so fucking bad. He's the worst I'm gonna miss him. And ummm see you later with more spooky Carl Barks!

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 9 react

COLOR PAGE????

COLOR PAGE!!!!

since when did shinra have blue eyes though

actually i just looked up images of him but what fucking color are those?? blue?? gray?? brown??

shinra is benedict cumberbatch i guess

also shinra beating izaya at cards (and especially poker) is hilarious i need more of that

shinra please tell shizaya to kiss. do it for me

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHH

shizuo and izaya agreeing with each other when it comes to preventing shinra from straight up killing them lets go!!!! plus shizuo asking if shinra cheated because izaya lost ashdkgjsdkjghdssd

izaya totally cheated and still lost he's so pathetic <33333

the way he says "then" after that though like. he was actually considering dissection and money laundering PFFF

yes eat lunch together i promise it wont go horribly wrong

they've really never done this in canon though?? maybe i just read too much fanfiction about it

oh i guess they definitely havent done it before 😭

maybe this is a start. maybe they do it every day after this

izaya's cat face is so cute rhfhrgjhhjgh

only shizuo and izaya would be so baffled at the idea of eating lunch together help

like if these were ANY other people they'd be like oh sure why not! not these losers

watch the entire chapter just be them stalling help

THEY FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES!! married couple behavior fr fr (<-delusional)

they havent argued once in this chapter yet so im taking everything i can get ok

the only things that will get shizaya to be on the same wavelength are eating simon's food and being afraid of shinra

THEY'RE SO CUTE!! the holy trio of malewives

i choose to believe that was both of them saying 'shinra shut up'

meals for the family man because they're going to start a family together (<-delusional but like. more than usual)

i sense a food fight incoming

oh yeah this is going on my twitter banner

cant believe we have two whole chapters of shizaya cooking together in the minidura manga. out of ten chapters. probably representative of how the mangaka was cooking fr

SOMEONE REPLACE THIS WITH THE GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY MEME RIGHT NOW

izaya would be the one out of the two of them to make moe anime girl noises (my entire friend group)

honestly how has shinra not gone insane from dealing with these two for the entirety of high school

scratch that he is insane my bad

it's like herding cats, not because they keep going in opposite directions, but because they keep fighting

of course they disagree on food tastes too. someone's leaving this kitchen with a broken spine

ive just stopped screenshotting and started posting entire pages because everything is gold

"are you that confident in your tongue" i bet you ten bucks that i could find that line in a shizaya smut fanfiction in less than 20 minutes

at least shinra's having fun

married couple behavior for sure. who doesnt bicker while cooking together

oops

shizuo would be good at cooking if izaya wasn't provoking him 😭maybe. idk the milk drinker genes might hinder him actually

for a moment there i thought they were going to have no food at all bgkjgsjsgdk

izaya and shizuo look so cute in the back thoughhhh look at themmm

shinra. shinra why would you say that they're going to kill each other. shinra. SHINRA

oh nvm i guess they were too tired to argue 😭being in forced proximity for this long is literally harder than chasing each other

wait whats that psychology term for it again. group. something. group goal SUBORDINATE GOAL thats it. a goal given to two opposing groups that forces them to cooperate and will usually eventually make them like each other more (it has never worked for shizaya. see the simon chapter) (also excuse the psychology terminology i have my final test in a month or so and this is the only way i can force myself to study)

so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

shinra sitting between them pfft

izaya's cat face actually kills me every time

either the food is amazing or the food is dogshit and i dont know which one would be funnier

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok thats better than either of those options

this chapter has literally just been shizuo and izaya Going Through It

"everyone should get along like me and celty" is he saying shizaya should date. yes he is because i said so

also izaya moving even further away from shinra LMFAO he'd rather be in hitting range of shizuo than have to deal with shinra's celty shpeal

there's so many good reaction pictures with shizaya this chapter ill definitely be cutting them out to make into a banner at some point

im convinced this serves as a precious memory for both of them even if they dont realize it >:)

99999/10 chapter i enjoyed every second of it

[oflgtfol]

Ive never read venom 2003 before https://oflgtfol.tumblr.com/post/751671883581325312/nvm-about-the-comments-people-are-unironically#notes and bc of this post i looked it up for the art style and. I like personally just barely tolerate it tho im somebody whose just Immune to this point to ugly art styles ive seen em all they cant hurt me anymore but my thing is like. Isnt venom 2003 a thing spoof? Like based off the thing??? Why did they get a hyper cartoony guy for this…. Like… huh… isnt it meant to be scary i heard???

ok so a few things

regarding the art style first:

venom comics are quite frankly full of ugly fucking art styles so i too am kind of immune to them. just like, any of the mid to late 90s venom solo comics were butt fucking ugly. HOWEVER. venom 2003 is a specific king of ugly that is particularly atrocious to me. just something about the noses, the lips, the jawlines, it's basically just the caricature art style??? but like, in a comic for some reason??? and i also really hate the caricature art style so much i don't understand why people A. make art in that style and B. pay others to make art of them in that style

but whatever. ugly art is very common in comics of all walks of life. it's fine. but the real kicker, and the real thing i was talking about that prompted me to make that specific post, is this fucking page:

i have such beef with this man over how he draws female characters. it is so needlessly objectifying and dehumanizing. like, the male characters get to just exist, but oh god, how dare a woman wake up from her slumber, we must must must depict her languid curves and the rotundity of her breasts !!! combine this very deliberate objectification with the stupid fucking pouty lips choice behind the art style in general, it's just so gross

and then, the icing on the cake was the comments on readcomiconline about that specific page from venom 2003:

(how dare you put the good name of sleeper symbiote to shame like this!!!!!!!!)

anyway, and moving onto The Thing spoof:

yeah so the "shiver" arc of venom 2003 (because this god forsaken comic run is separated into arcs for some fucking reason) was a riff on The Thing (1982). which, how dare you put the good name of The Thing to shame like this.

and like, i do really think that a symbiotes x thing crossover idea could work. a symbiote who goes rogue, who has no qualms with killing anyone around and doesn't care about its hosts, absolutely would basically be like The Thing and as a fan of body horror i'd love to see a take on symbiotes like that. instead of just oh big claw monster kills people, what about big goo alien assimilates you and rends you apart atom by atom !?!?!?!!? just wish it wasn't in the image of Venom Symbiote, my beloved babygirl who has never done anything wrong ever in its entire life

and yes, the body horror aspect of symbiotes x thing doesn't even hit correctly because the art style is just so atrocious. like, the body horror itself isn't grotesque because the art itself is grotesque, and not in any meaningful way. like Venom: The Hunger (1996) is also quite fucking ugly with its art style but its purposefully ugly - the muted, putrid colors with the heavy black shading are meant to be off-putting, to visually echo the frame of mind that symby, and by extension eddie, is in. because the whole story is about how symby is sick, so a putrid color palette feels sickly, and the grotesque shading makes every character look monstrous, because the sickness is warping their sense of reality and genuinely making them feel like they're surrounded by monsters. IT WORKS FOR THE STORY!!!! but venom 2003 it's just, plain bad art. it's cartoony, it's like a caricature, it does not lend itself to body horror on par with The Thing. caricature art styles are great for like, an uncanny valley feel, but that's not what venom 2003 is going for. it has the chutzpah to show rooms littered with dead bodies, but the art style is so fucking messy and chaotic that i literally cannot make sense of what i'm looking at, so therefore the horror of it doesn't hit me. there is no visual clarity or purpose and worst of all IT'S SEXIST and i hate it

[razzlee-meow]

pin this post. do it. i dare myself.

anyways hi. call me razzle. if you recognize me from somewhere, uh, no you don't. (i'm not using my real name for this lol.) this is my pinned lol. obv by the title. i have some rules i'll lay out, then put my fandom list out. you can always send prompts in unless they're closed, and i'm always down for a chat. everyone is welcome in this little corner of my world.

this is a tickle blog. don't like? don't follow. that simple. please don't sit there and harass me for something i like. *awkward thumbs up.*

everyone is welcome on my blog. it is mostly sfw with maybe a hint of nsfw? i will *ALWAYS* tag NSFW, and you always have the option to filter it out. i'm not going to sit here and try to stop all of you minors from looking at nsfw because i am not ur parent!!! simple. behave, and we'll be cool.

basic dni criteria. no homophobia (i'm gay), no transphobia (i'm trans too), and no racism will be tolerated on my page. if i find out that you are any of these things, lord help YOU. *points aggressively.* I FORGOT ABLEISM. don't be ableist or i will stuff you into a blender.

you're always welcome to shoot me a message. if i don't respond im probably busy! that's okay, i will get back to you as soon as possible.

treat me with respect and i will do the same. :)

time to show off my fandoms. it's a ... small list. right now.

fnf (i'll write for most of them.)

madness combat (nvm i'll write for everyone LOL. tricky has grown on me)

sonic the hedgehog (i literally became so obsessed with this fandom that my whole room is now decorated with stuff).

idk, those might be the only three for right now.

Masterlist

i think that's about it. if i remember something i'll put it here, but otherwise, i think i'm good to go.

enjoy your stay here, i suppose.

razz, out.

edit: i literallly just posted this and remembered something aHAHAH

my tags will be

"razz-speaks" - chatting.

"razz-writes" - any fics i write.

"razz-recommends" - fics/art from other people

"spicy-razz" - anything that has nsfw in it

[gangstalia]

hi hetalia fandom how are we doing Btw gangs talia au germany exists and i love him so much himaruya drew him so cunty like Boy………. hima drew his tits so defined i know the au came out like 3 months ago but i am still obsessed with germany as if his design came out 3 seconds ago???????? i really like how hima drew his whole face n hair its just aahhhbbbb i don’t know what i like about it but i know i do love it

also i said this already but HIS BODY??? his body is so tea holy shit . peep him on the top right of the first image/panel like ???? i know he’s stretching but HIS SIDEEEE👅👅👅 ouughhh he’s so big /nsx im so normal about him . and then the little page we get where he’s wet in the rain??? i don’t think i need to explain why i like it but i will Um anyway everything. let me start with his HAIR oh my God his HAIR is crave more scenes either in the anime or in the manga where his hair is down and i m so happy himaruya delivered with this many months ago and then his face OIUYGGHH there is something about germany’s constantly serious and or stern face that makes me go Crazy but in this little page specifically it does Things to my brain …… and then i think it’s obvious why i like his clothes and or body but like yayyyy i love it when his curves if you could call it that? maybe it’s not curves nvm maybe like. his muscles yeah that is a better word ^_^ i love it when his muscles are exaggerated or just shown more (e.g tight clothes/no clothes as in like a shirt off or something) and maybe it’s just cause i am very very new to the fandom so i haven’t experienc3 it yet but has anyone ever talked about how amazing germany’s legs are . like i dont expect every post to be praising or loving on germany /gen but idk if its ever been talked about and if it hasn’t then i will talk about how much i want to be crushed like that spoon america abolished with his bare hands in world stars anime but instead of americas hands and with a spoon i want it to be germany’s horribly thick thighs and with my head or just any part of me. i would let him shatter my lifeblood and very soul with those plump legs on him. and for a less vulgar explanation i would totally put a pillow case around his both of his entire legs and lay on his thighs to use them as pillows for the night. will the pillows be warm? yes. will i enjoy it thus one time? more than yes. imagine an even squishier pillow than the one u have rn OUUGHHHH i love his legs. i want him to do a wall sit/imaginary chair exercise and i will spot him by putting my entire weight on his voluptuous thighs .

also i like the smile/smug look he has on the last image it’s so cute

[wota-tenebrarum]

Another Black Metal Post, Mostly for Me

Okay, I’ve been into black metal for like, 12ish years now, but exclusively Asian bands and almost exclusively some kind of fusion. There’s a lot of homework involved with black metal that you’ve got to do to determine if a band is fascist or not, and I really just did not want to do that for the longest time. Non-white bands = non-nazi bands (though there’s a small and very confused nazi presence among non-white Latinos, apparently). But my ravenous hunger for more black metal, particularly of a 2nd wave-ier variety, has set me on this difficult hunt at last, and I’ve finally turned up some things from outside of Asia that I really adore. I’m going to write about them now! Deal with it! And don’t take away my Kvlt Kard for just now trying some of these bands.  Like I said, I’ve been into the Asian stuff for quite a while now, but outside of names and some background everything else is brand new to me. Though I’m quite hardcore about not supporting the music of filthy fascists, this does not mean that I need all my black metal to be explicitly leftist in their music. I’d prefer they weren’t, honestly. My political activity is purely defensive. It is not an interest of mine. It’s a duty which I begrudgingly accept. So to that end, I do generally prefer the safe bands that still write songs about Satan and shit lol Dark Funeral This band is exactly what I was looking for. Overly theatrical, plainly Satanic (of the Laveyan variety, even), and not unlistenably raw. Even on the early stuff, the production is still there. I’ve got a certain tolerance for the rougher stuff, but it’s not especially high, so Dark Funeral’s brand of crystal-clear blasphemy really suits me. Consider me a big fan. Belphegor This is a ridiculous pair of people who are very devoted to their art, and I respect that, even if they seem like jerks sometimes. They’re often more death than black, but the blacker stuff is delightful. They’re also quite disturbing, but not really in a way that bothers me too much. Blutsabbath fuckin’ bangs. EDIT: nvm it has been brought to my attention that these dudes may be fascists, and the lyrics to SBSR off of Necrodaemon Terrorsathan are sort of damning. Fuck ‘em unless they recant. Instead, please enjoy the music of another German-speaking band, Vorga. Sarcoma Inc. Psychopathology is a nutty album. It’s supposedly blackened thrash, but most of it feels more like... thrashened black, if that makes sense? It’s also been great inspiration for a story I might actually put to page some time. As the name suggests, every song on this one is extremely evil. Except I'll Spit on Your Grave, which is a bit whiny, if I’m honest. But the rest? Yes. So yes. Carach Angren Kind of a difficult listen, since their songs often flow together as a single story, so it’s hard to pick one out and be like “fuck yeah this bangs”. But taken as a whole, the fusion of black metal and gothic horror is as natural as it is bafflingly underutilized by other bands. The vocalist is a young dude who doesn’t look like a troll, too, which is always a plus in my book for bands that perform live. Though as long as there’s a cohesive and extravagant visual presentation, I’m not too bothered even if all the members are kinda old or schlubby (Dark Funeral lmao). But yeah, a lower-key symphonic black band that’s still high-key dramatic. Thanks, very cool. Immortal I really enjoy throwing on some Immortal when I need a quick black metal fix. They’re just so purely grim that a single song can provide all the vitamins and nutrients my blasphemous body needs to keep going during the work day. And it’s nice to have a connection to the early second wave that isn’t racist trash. Also, why don’t more black metal bands do the “write your songs about a fantasy world” thing? You’d think with all the Tolkien and medieval influence it’d be more of a thing. Maybe people just don’t want to be accused of copying Immortal. Anyway, good stuff. Zeal & Ardor This is actually the band that prompted my recent hunt, because I’d known about them since their debut but wasn’t all that excited with the lack of grimness in “Devil is Fine” and dismissed the whole experiment. Then early last year I decided to check in on them, and I found out that oh, they do indeed have a lot of songs that are more black than blues. I adore the combination, but I prefer when the black part takes the lead, like in Row Row and Come on Down. One of the best bands in metal tee-bee-H. Xolotl This is a pre-Hispanic Aztec folk-black band that only released one album, and it’s a fucking banger. I regularly listen to the whole thing. It was a spinoff of a more atmospheric Aztec-y band called Yaotl Mictlan, but I prefer the harsher sound of Xolotl. And the vocalist was a lady! A tatted-up Latina roller derby punk. She seems cool. Blackbraid A bit more atmospheric than I usually prefer, but it’s just this Native dude who lives in the middle of nowhere in the Adirondacks and makes songs about nature. Guy seems cool as shit, and his Native spin on the black metal look fuckin’ owns. Apparently the next album is going to be a lot folk-ier, which sounds fucking FANTASTIC because everything he’s done so far slaps. And honestly, the pagan/natural connection feels a lot more genuine here than with the Nordic bands, because Native suppression is still going on to this day. Scandinavia’s been Christian for what, 1,000 years already? bitch u isn’t oppressed, but Blackbraid’s really got something to scream about. Jute Gyte Jute Gyte is really hard to listen to and I think that’s super. But I like zeuhl, so like, sometimes I want to be musically exhausted. Jute Gyte reminds me a lot of zeuhl. They’ve also got a song called “Your Blood and Soil are Piss and Shit”, which should honestly be a new anti-fascist slogan. Love it. Crescent I just found them today, and they’re a bit more death than black most of the time, but MMMMMMMM my inner Egyptophile has been fed. “Reciting Spells to Mutilate Apophis” is such an incredibly hard song title. Though I wish the lyrics weren’t in English, but hey, Ancient Egyptian or even Coptic are probably too much to ask. But the vibe is still strong. And it’s nice that the band is actually, you know, Egyptian. So yeah, black metal. I’ve been enjoying my latest deep dive. I plan to stop by Diskunion tomorrow and see if I can pick up some Dark Funeral or something, even. It’s nice to have so much more to listen to while I work. This isn’t even most of it, just the stuff I’ve given a really thorough listen so far. I love being grim and shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cleromancy]

okay yeah i think we're actually mostly on the same page, nvm LMAO. bc to me i get really annoyed when people like... get hung up on the aspects of in-world storytelling to the point that they ignore that all this happened in the story bc the writers in the real world had an agenda. bc people will be like "well if bruce hadnt done x or y then none of that would have happened!" except yeah it would have, bc the writers still had an agenda, and if their warner corporate overlords had descended to tell them that batman has to be nicer to poor stephanie, they would have found another way to write it. do you get what i mean.

because its like. steph should actually be allowed to make mistakes and thats a big part of the whole ~thru the desert repenting~ attitude from fandom that pisses me off. like, people will meet excessive criticism of their fav by genuinely saying "actually the character doesnt deserve that bc they didnt actually make mistakes," implying that if they had actually made those mistakes theyd deserve it yk.

but it was just like a. my original post was very much about how stephs actions in the story cant be judged in a vacuum at all and trying to put them in a different, more positive vacuum it still takes away from and distracts from the point (the point being that the whole plotline was made to punish steph and her fans). so getting hung up on whether or not she deserves to be punished, or trying to argue that her mistakes dont count and THATS WHY she doesnt deserve to be continually punished forevrr and ever amen, all of that is basically what i was frustrated about in the first place lmaoooo

"steph never faced consequences for her actions" lol. lmao even. "well she never apologized she never made amends she never learned from her mistakes" Buddy the mistakes in question were manufactured in a lab to drive the character into the dirt to punish female fans who liked her. that was the whole Fucking point that was why the arc went the way it did and after a certain point the watsonian explanation falls to pieces bc the characters did those things bc the guy at the typewriter really fucking hates women

just face it ur mad she didnt crawl thru the desert a thousand miles on her knees repenting lmao. if the writers following the misogynistic fridgaganda shitshow that was war games decided to minimize it so they wouldnt have to Yes, And those mean-spirited, sexist, and *stupid* creative choices, why are *you* clinging to them

like i have beef with bgirl 09 too. but Not Fucking More Beef Than I Have With Fucking War Games. some of you people have the dumbest fucking priorities i s2g

anyway. get less obsessed with punishment and makign characters die and go to hell forever and maybeull calm down

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

[straykats]

kat i’m here to (somewhat sheepishly) report that i read and finished the blood of olympus this morning it only took me 3.5 hours because i’m insane OKAY ILY GOTTA BLAST <3333

me, completely bonkered that you finished it in 3.5 hours. loveliest clove, in the most affectionate way, what the heck. but that aside, i hope it was a fantastic read. i'm assuming it was, if you read it all in one morning HAHA

okay i really wanna NVJCKSV about it so uh utc hehe <3

(also that means spoilers for anyone who plans to read it)

i think tumblr should add a keyboard shortcut for the 'keep reading' thing but i also think that at this point thats Asking For Too Much, so nvm.

OKAY NVJSNVJSVNSKNDSNVKNDVKDSNVDKS i quickly ran through ur blog to see if you had said anything and you HAD. dont we love nico so much :( like i remember being really happy for him/his character development in pjo AHHH. my heart broke for him so many times in hoo - The Nico Scene, whenever he got tired to shadow travel and got all ghost-y, when he had to endure tartarus ALONE and the whole pomegranate thing :(((( wHEN PEOPLE REACH OUT TO HIM (@ REYNA @ JASON) UBVFHSVFS i'm like 99% sure he does/will but i hope at the end of allll the riordan books, he has a happy ending because good lord doesnt he deserve it?

and then will oh will, wasn't he - no pun intended - a ray of sunshine. i find the scene where he gets nico, of all people, to go talk to octavian with him really... funny??? like. its so. i've no words. all of their scenes at the end are really funny. "doctor's orders" was used so much in the fandom AHHH. idk will was such a refreshing character to read?? not sure how to explain it lol but i enjoyed his scenes a lot.

AND LEOOOOOOO AHHHHHHH maybe i cried when i first read it but its okay. it is all okay. YAY. so happy for him. and for calypso. so so happy.

and finally (but not finally, i just. nico mood. head full of nico and trying to squeeze in others.) reyna. i didn't like her the at the beginning the first time i read the series but when i reread i realised i actually Like her and also relate to her a little bit oops HAHA also isn't the connection to circe's boat in the pjo series so cool???? idk ireally liked it HAHA

okay i feel i wanted to say a lot but i got distracted rereading bits and pieces NJCKSNVJKSD pjo/hoo is one of those series that i can so easily get absorbed in again. it's such an easy read and it's both simple but... not simple. not complicated, but not just "simple". like, it's got enough to easily pull you in and get you invested, but not enough to make you like... NCJDANVJKNVJKANVAJA????????????NVJKNJVKS yknow? yeah. HAHAHA

so you're done!!! how was it all!!! what are ur thoughts and opinions!!!! on anything and everything.

sorry i got a little "AHHHH" AHAHAH

*i not only grabbed my book and skimmed through it, but also opened up nicos fandom wiki page and scanned it to refresh my memory.

**i got a little distracted while skimming through boo and ended up reading a good handful of pages every few pages oops. ie. i read a lot of nicos chapters bc ✨comforot character things✨

***i.. don't actually know if you're a major fan of nico but if you didn't know, he is getting his own series in the future. potentially mini series, potentially actual series. not sure, but i remember rick riordan making a post about it or smth JDNVJKS

[mistlekissy]

Different anon but they did announce it Right After the concert i remember that clearly cuz i was supposed to go to that concert but since i didn't, i did not move an inch from my laptop the whole day waiting for updates and all that (and sulking too obv). I was waiting for quality pictures from 1D's facebook page to come out cuz there was literally no live streaming available from the concert since the signal was so bad (some said that it was blocked but idt that was the case since i found kinda like, a live radio streaming? that worked) but the first thing that i saw was the announcement. They had 2 free days to announce his departure but they chose to do it after the concert?? Why??? Did they really think we wouldn't be sad cuz we were still buzzing from the aftermath of a concert? It was shit anyway😭

Their whole stay in Jakarta was A Total Mess. The only good thing that came out of that is Niall's ig post of the morning view from his top floor hotel room. Can't believe I lived through that😔

nvm i'm dumb, i was like "the announcement def happened during the day, i rmr that" but the timezones are just that different lmao it was 5.30 for me apparently 😭 bro that's fucked up, imagine the ppl who were at the show reading that while they're still on that concert high, what kinda decision was that 😭😭😭

[tallstars-rewrite]

Helloooo long time no see, how’s everyone else’s year been??

 Ok so everything is a dumpster fire right now but...! nvm that’s the end of that sentence.

Anyway,

I know I said this blog would go into long bouts of silence, but I suppose this has been an especially long one. Long story short, I hit a MAJOR burn-out with this project. But I did finish it! This is the farthest I’ve ever got on anything, so that’s goal #1 complete? I finished the first draft at the end of June, like I planned to, But I was seriously dragging myself along more and more towards the second half, and by the time I finished the last page I was so sick of looking at this story I couldn’t bear to go back to it for a long time. I thought I would only take a month off after finishing the first draft so I could return with fresh eyes and hopefully let the burn-out wear off, and have it edited and posting by fall, but it ended up taking longer than that and I couldn’t even get myself to open the folder again until the end of October (quarantine depression most definitely had a factor in my creative drive being so thoroughly beaten with a wrench).

So, after some thinking and writing a whole lot of words, I’m having a slightly different idea of what this is going to look like. With a bit of preface first.

My initial goal was to essentially write a complete book, beginning to end. And I did do that! It’s 154k words long. (shorter than I projected thankfully but still. Longer then the longest canon super edition) And Honestly…. I really do not like big chunks of it.

 At the end of the day, since this is a rewrite and not a fully original fanfic, a lot of what I wrote will be repeated info that readers already knows, just told a bit different. I don’t really care, because that’s sort of just what a rewrite is most of the time, but still. I wrote out every detail, and I had fun a lot of the time but there are also a lot of times when I had to force myself through a section that was necessary for a complete “book”, but not super fun for me to write. There’s multiple action scenes and training scenes (let me tell you, I absolutely LOATHE action scenes oh my god I never realized until this just how much I hate writing them!! It feels like going through boring motions to get to the stuff I actually care about, I just want to write conversations and sometimes scenery description! Action sucks!) and I can’t exactly cut this stuff, nor do I think they are bad scenes in concept, they just apparently aren’t where my expertise is. If I don’t enjoy what I'm writing, I think that is going to show and it will end up boring to read too.

When I had the idea to rewrite this, there was a big handful of specific scenes I wanted to make, and most of those scenes turned out well and I like them. I think they alone get across “this is what I wanted changed in this book.” I probably could have left it there, and summarized the smaller changes in between.

Anyway all that is to say… I will still start publishing the stuff that I wrote (frankly i’ve put too much time into this to not do it), and I really really want to start before the end of the year but we will have to see. I’m still editing right now, so I’m not 100% sure what the final product will look like, but I have a feeling what's going to happen is good chunks of it will be written out fully in prose and dialogue and all that junk, and other chunks of it will not.

The parts I can’t edit to my liking might just be summarized instead. So we may end up switching back and fourth between summarizing and normal writing. Will that be weird? Shrug! Probably, but the alternative is I will spend another 2 years agonizing over trying to fix everything and no one wants that, especially not me. I want this to be DONE now, before I hit a 3rd burn-out in the middle. I think 3+ years is MORE THEN LONG ENOUGH to be focusing on a war-cats rewrite. God willing that this was my last super long hiatus

all of you still looking at this blog after my bouts of inactivity, thanks for bearing with me! I’ll try to post more updates as I near final completion and I should have some art coming y’alls way soon

[issuedsideways]

might fuck around and make a list of tony’s alters*!! right now. why not. its hard to differentiate but i could take some stabs in the dark. ok this got long so its under a cut.

mark aside (because ive said enough about him), there’s at least the two who look young, no surprise. there’s probably at least one more young one (younger, with more focus on home/family/howard trauma) but he wouldn’t be relevant to this whole... plot, anyway. but we do see one who looks to be in boarding school, so under 15, and a slightly older one who still looks ~young, i want to say 17-20ish?? and he’s very “look how fine and okay we are! our life is awesome!” but is literally in a racing suit as if fast cars aren’t somewhere he gravitates mid breakdown. i love that for him. very in character. 

there’s also uhh. cave!tony, actively bandaged. he absolutely never left the cave, and wont. theres no... yknow. there’s no adjusting to that that’s a clean split kind of thing. i dont know how long 616 was in the cave but i’m assuming also a couple of months?? like mcu?? more than long enough to end up with a permanent split who can’t really... i mean we all know he didn’t like. get therapy. he cant reintegrate. he’s probably either the old host who “died” in the cave, or he split in that environment, but either way, he doesn’t make it out. 

there’s at least two iron man splits, the sort of... early grey one and the red&gold one are shown, and i dont know enough about early comics canon to make a guess at why they’re distinct, exactly, but i’m guessing some sort of near-death-or-actual-death event that puts a nice clean line in between them. or a team change, could be less dramatic than that? unless the grey one’s JUST the mark I, in which case nvm because the difference then is obvious. escape vs be a hero, you’d need two. notably theres not a super modern iron man split shown, i’m assuming once he stopped doing the secret identity thing that stopped being a split type he’d need, but prior to that he’d need an active, functional iron man split at all times. and he’s got at least the two. (whether or not you want to call mark an iron man split... shrugs! he’s not quite the same tho, since his job is not to pilot the suit, necessarily.) 

there’s an actively drunk one, and he’s an important split, because he’s obviously going to hold onto a lot of the desire to drink/etc. i know tony does the “keep a bottle nearby to figure out how bad he’s doing” thing but honestly that’s also a “how close is this tony” meter, imo. he’s necessary but he’s also, generally, possible to keep away. if he’s holding onto the majority of that impulse it’d be, honestly... well i think it’d look like the way tony approaches his alcoholism actually (and the whole crown meant specifically to control, yknow, hulk, in ts:im? was also clearly aimed at this one, on tony’s end.) 

we’ve got this very coherent seeming business-y tony also, who i’d peg as “The Tony Stark” -- as in, the face, the name, the one who’s “on.” especially in the early days when the “host” tony was drinking, having a split whos job is company things, PR things, etc, that’s going to go a long way. he seems like that, but i’m stabbing in the dark. i could be missing sth obvious. 

we’ve also got the one in eScape in ts:im who doesn’t show up on the page in im2020 but because the kid shows up in both, i’m really... willing to extend this to him also. he has no reason to show up re: mark anyway but he seems coherent and specific and extremely out of time. probably an old host but cut after the alcoholism spiraled out of control? since he clearly drinks without much concern. but, fwiw, he doesn’t seem to line up totally cleanly with any “real” time period, and was actively being manipulated by motherboard, so...? i dont know. 

i’d argue there’s also The One Who Died In Civil War II but he wouldn’t show up in this whole convincing-mark thing because. well. he’s “dead.” like hes in there but he’s Deactivated, so to speak. host change. 

the new tony, post-mark, is someone distinct! new host. but a shaky one so far and i think this tracks with what i’ve read of iron man vol 6 also (which is only whats on MU), tony has no idea what he wants or what he’s doing but he’s trying a bunch of things, that are all very different from what he was doing before but also falling back on things that are familiar, like hosting big parties, even when it’s incompatible with his new goals. this would track with it being a whole host-switch since pre-CWII and post-mark tony are just... not going to be the same person, imo. 

i am on the fence a little about if ts:im tony and IM vol6 tony are the same person or not, and i was leaning towards “yes” because i feel like ts:im tony didn’t have enough time to stabilize, like, there were too many breakdown events happening in rapid succession while mark was building up in the background. but he had a relationship with jan that was going well, he was really trying with the eScape, etc, so i want to give him that distinctness, at least, and IM vol6 tony also did the thing where he changes his appearance up a bunch, which is kind of a red flag for host changes, especially... right after the year-long interruption that was mark’s whole... thing. 

i’d have to read a LOT more comics to say any more than this, because i’m sure i’m missing some obvious ones who should exist but aren’t present/relevant re: mark. but. here are some of my thoughts anyway!!!! tony& gives me life. 

[shikai-the-storyteller]

WFC: Siege watch!

Part 1: Episodes 1, 2, and 3

[Part 2] (Linking because Tumblr isn’t even showing the post on my blog or on my dash 🙄)

As a side note: every single person in this fandom is horrible at tagging their spoilers, you guys really need to do a better job at that because I’ve got a bunch of blockers on and I was STILL almost spoiled multiple times. Come on you guys...it literally came out today, be better about this.

Alright going to try and keep expectations low because I feel like the target audience for this is G1 dudebros who take a series about transforming cars way too seriously, but I’m still cautiously optimistic because a friend vetted for the dudes working on this show so WE”LL SEE

Episode 1

Aw man there’s only 6 episodes??? Bummer, I wonder if they’re already working on Season 2 or if they’re going to see how this does and let it die in the water if it’s not popular enough.

Things I know going in: Skyfire / Jetfire is in this, Megatron has big lips, and Elita is in it. That’s literally it, I’ve managed to avoid spoilers thusfar (though a few of the promo images implied Skyfire’s a Decepticon, so you KNOW that’s gonna break bad eventually)

WHEELJACK Wednesday THURSDAY

OH MYG OSH IS THAT SKYWARP??? EXPECTATIONS ARE NOW SKY-HIGH

The transformation sequences look so reminiscent of those stop-motion videos people do of their Transformer toys transforming. This isn’t a dig at the animation style, I think that’s rather charming and I wonder if it’s intentional.

Wow Bumblebee sounds like a jerk. I’m instantly on-edge, please don’t make all the characters ~hyper-masculine mean guys who don’t know how to have fun or talk about their emotions~

“The Autobots aint paying you for attitude” YOU TELL HIM WHEELJACK

Yooo Velocitron exists!

Ahh so Bumblebee IS just a mercenary, not an Autobot

OHOHO HERE”S JETFIRE

Wow Jetfire you’re really going the bad dude route huh

Ayyyyyy there’s Starscream

YOOO THERE”S THUNDERCRACKER

Thundercracker I appreciate that you’re using fancy tech to identify wheeljack but his Autobot badge is literally Right There

WTF

WELL THAT DIDN”T LAST LONG HUH...that’s a bit disappointing

OH NVM THAT WASN”T A HEEL-TURN THAT WAS JUST A STRAIGHT UP “I”M THE BOSS” MOVE

huh so they’re making Skyfire the target of Starscream’s desire for power. hmm

WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING JUST TRANSFORM INTO CARS unless they’re too low on energon to do it??

There he is...Mr. Big Lips

Well that’s a surprising take Megatron

Isn’t that Cybertron and Luna 1 in the sky though?? Are they on Cybertron rn or not??

Megatron’s voice is really throwing me off, if it weren’t for his helmet and color I’d really think that was Overlord

ITS TRUCK DAD

OHOHO HE SAID THE THING!!!!

Why does bumblebee have lips too

“What do you know of slavery?” Alright that line did make me go “OHHHH”

“Alpha Trion would be ashamed!” “Of us both, I think” ouch, but nice to see Alpha “Grandpa” Trion back in a series

Megatron PLEASE don’t say “I’m enjoying this, Prime” in that voice while I can hear Optimus groaning in the background

AYYY ELITAAAAAA

Why are the Seekers chasing these guys, who are running on foot, ON FOOT??? CHANGE INTO YOUR DANG ALT MODE

WHEELJACK SWORE

man I’m only like a few minutes in and I’m already bored. I’m going to watch the whole thing, but I feel like this is really lacking soul or personality so far. It very much feels like the script was written by people who aren’t familiar with these characters, so they’re writing them how they EXPECT them to sound, not writing them as they actually are. It’s more than a little disappointing, but this is only the first episode, so I’ll keep going and see if this is consistent throughout the series.

Oh man, just listening to Elita you can tell she was written by a dude. Oof.

There’s the Ark!

Dang everyone’s running low

Jeez Optimus and Elita wouldn’t just walk by all these injured Autobots!

And Optimus wouldn’t brush off his officers!! Agh!!!

YO Ultra Magnus!

Chromia!!!!!

oh my gosh is THAT Red Alert??

Hey where’s Ratchet though

Gosh the writing is so STIFF!!!! I can’t stand this, if I wasn’t a die-hard Transformers fan I would’ve bounced a few minutes ago

 It might also be the way the VAs pause between words, please speak normally, these constant pauses between words are frustrating

Ok but where the frick is Soundwave

“His arrogance I actually like” pfft

Annnnd here comes Ultra Magnus to accept the treaty on Prime’s behalf, where he’ll get held hostage and probably wind up beefing it.

Episode 2

SOUNDWAVE!!!! BABY

And Shockwave!!! 

YO SKYWARP ACTUALLY GOT A SPEAKING LINE

I want to know where Megatron got all this fabric for those stupid flags and where Ultra magnus got that cloak

Is. Is that Prowl with a weird paint job

Wow bad aim dude

Ultra Magnus you dummy....

Ok but if it was a battle then who were they fighting against???

Wow you’re really just gonna stand there and take that Magnus?

I know they’re on a time-crunch because they only have 6 episodes, but they have to do more to make me care about the characters. I’m inclined to care about them already because I’m familiar with the series and because as a stand-alone, even I’m like “Ok. So?” whenever new problems come up for them. I’m not invested!

Not to compare the two, because I feel like this entire liveblog will turn into a comparative essay, but Cyberverse got me invested in characters within the first episode! They were on an even TIGHTER time-crunch because their episodes were only 10 minutes, and yet they did a great job weaving a tight narrative and making good use of their time to tell a story and have characters charm the audience.

Optimus: Til All Are One Rodimus, coming out of nowhere: TIL ALL ARE ONE

WELL THAT”S NOT THE VOICE I WAS EXPECTING FOR SHOCKWAVE he sounds a bit reminiscent of his TFA version

What does de-rez mean

Ok but that’s assuming that this thing will automatically reprogram them?? Reformatting doesn’t automatically mean someone will turn into a Decepticon!

You know, there’s a lot of talking in the show but the dialogue doesn’t actually say a lot. It doesn’t reveal much about the characters or tell me who they are.

YOOO THERE”S SOUNDWAVE

AUDIO BOOB

It really annoys me that characters always pause after saying “I”. It’s always “I.........[long pause] rest of their sentence.”

what do you mean “Teams” Optimus there’s like 5 of you guys

I love you Soundwave!!!

Whoa wait was that Impactor in the background?

ughHHHHHH I HATE THAT MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS “what have you done?” SAID UTTERLY MONOTONE WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL!!! YOU CAN”T FLIP THAT LINE OUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY PUTTING IN THE FOOTWORK TO EARN IT!!! AGH!!!

Again, it feels very much like the writers read the wikipedia page for Transformers and maybe the first sentence of each character’s bio page and then wrote the entire script from there. It’s frustrating. I hate being so severe in my reviews because I hate dunking on my fellow writers because they don’t always have final say in what happens, but this is astonishingly poor writing.

Like, I can see what they’re TRYING to accomplish, but it feels like they whiff so badly.

YO IT IS IMPACTOR

oh thats Barricade that’s why I thought that was Prowl

Chromia!!!! My darling!!!! I can’t believe there’s only two girls in this show so far

Oh that’s Cog, I wasn’t sure if that was Beachcomber or what

Nice one Chromia

Oh is that Mirage?

Ugh ANOTHER WRITING PET PEEVE: Constantly having characters start to say something but then then their dialogue gets cut off. It’s fine if it’s once in a while but over and over it’s annoying

I also feel like a lot of the VAs lack...emotion. They don’t emphasize the lines. Like, “Get him into the repair bay” is one example. Depending on how you emphasize certain words in that sentence, you can infer a lot! Emotion, the state of mind of the character, etc. But when it’s delivered in such a bland way, it’s a bit like “ok whatever”, which is how I’m starting to feel about this whole show. This doesn’t go for all the VAs or all lines, but it’s consistent enough that my mind’s wandering.

RAVAGE??? RAVAGE???? RAVAGE?!?!?!??!?!

It was probably Bumblebee.

Not to be nitpicky but it should be “Neither we nor the Autobots”

The idea of reformatting is so stupid!!! It implies that Autobots and Decepticons are inherently different, which is stupid!! It’s so dumb WHY DO YOU GOTTA GO THAT ROUTE IT”S SO STUPID (ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY”RE TACKLING THE TOPIC OF OPPRESSION??? THEY”RE SAYING THEY”RE LITERALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES AND USING IT AS A PLATFORM TO SAY ONE GROUP IS INHERENTLY BETTER THAN THE OTHER. THAT SUCKS)

Episode 3

RATCHET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao love your lipgloss Megatron

Ohh is Ratchet going to fix Impactor??

PROWL??? HE”S SO SHORT

Gosh please, please don’t have humans in this show

lmao Skyfire called Starscream a tool

RATCHET!!! :D

I’d like to see who was on the writing team of this show

Isn’t that Mirage?

YEAH THAT IS MIRAGE

Again with the sentences consistently being cut off....

Is that Sunstorm?

Points to Chromia and Mirage for showing the first bitof personality in this show.

Yooo Ratchet! Oof he’s not chummy with Prime huh

YOO CAMINUS EXISTS TOO

LMAO FEISTY GRANDPA

Oh Mirage come on

Actually no, don’t shut Impactor up he’s right

“I didn’t patch you up just so you could blow a valve here” *snorts*

Wouldn’t it be frickin hilarious if Magnus just popped open a panel and Minimus came out and just dipped outta there

lmao nice lightsaber Jetfire

LMAO “PULL THE TRIGGER MAGNUS”

JEEZ JUST PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WHY DON”T YOU 

Ratchet is the ONLY character they’ve given personality in this show so far.

Jeez Mirage cool your jets

Oh for frick’s sake Optimus be cool

Megatron please stop torturing your ex boyfriend

Ok but who did they rise against??? Were there Quintessons in this universe too?

oh come on you guys

Oh boy something tells me Skywarp isn’t going to survive the rest of this episode

Oh jk, Skyfire just let him go. Well alrighty then

I’m not sure how they found the Autobot base, they implied that it was because of Impactor but that doesn’t make sense

This post is getting long so I’m going to spit it between two posts

[mythykl]

If todoroki was ya freakin’ boyfriend

*my ass so lonely pt. 2**

He lowkey spoils ya *w his cooking and gifts* and he loves to see you all giggly lol.

You guys were close af, even before dating. hUGSss from time to time. You initially thought that twas’ normal for him, but then Aizawa sensei blurted out while you sorta eavesdrop-

“it’s odd. I’ve never seen this kid so funny and blushy around anyone.”

And suddenly. he kinda started ignoring you.

your ass was later motivated by the angel herself- Momo. Other girls adviced you to talk about it w him as well.

That’s when he confessed, twas’ calm with mumbles and everything, that’s whyy you had to lean in to hear him clearly,,, but hE THOUGHT THAT YOU ACTUALLY LEANED IN,, and kissed ya.

In midst the mess, you noticed ochako and denki in the background, among others, facepalming cUz BiTCh gET Ya sHIt TogETHeR

You guys don’t really go on dates, it’s more of staying home, prolly cuddling and watching movies. Or organizing hot spring trips / picnics / attending festivals from time to time. There’s no in-between.

You fuckin love his eyes and prolly tried to use eyeliner on him to see how ya man looks

He organizes ya bed and soft toys and everything that he thinks is ‘unnecessarily lying around’ *such a mum*

Why’s ya boyfriend a fuckin lamp post ??? He likes to place his chin on ya head lol

Is not afraid to show you off, likes kissing you in public and turn ya face in a red fuckin mess

Can’t really crack jokes or pull pranks. Bakugou wonders why aren’t you bored yet. well you are relieved that he’s socializing a bit more everyday.

You guys have a matching cat key chains, he personally finds it childish but he kept it cuz its ya gift

And bTwWw he was very straightforward about his disliking.

He loves it when you wear a kimono.

Your lockscreen is a selfie of you and him, but shoto is sleeping *zzzzz*

You make scrapbooks / journals for the two of you. You once asked shoto to fill a page and this bITCH DID IT SO BEAUTIFULLY, except he refused to label em’ since his handwriting sucks

Random sexy shit? He produces cold breath in his mouth and kisses ya.. densely,,ah, nvm

He kisses ya eyelids when you are asleep

You once caught the girls.. making- wedding invitations?? Even deku and kirishima? Wait wut-

You are confirmed, at this point, that ya parents prolly love shoto more than you lol

He doesn’t like takin you at his place, prolly cuz’ his family doesn’t know about you yet. He just wants to keep you apart from 'the mess at home’. N it’s near impossible to talk him outta that mindset

you wanna dye your hair to twin with ya boyfriend, tho he isn’t quite sure if he agrees with you

“Baby I hope you don’t want ya hair gettin thinner cuz’ of all the chemi-”

“The only thing thats holding me back.” pffFtt~

When he’s tired, he literally throws his body on yours and talks until both of you fall asleep

He is too observant about everything,, and 100x extra to you tf. He’ll just stare at you as you talk or, for the matter of fact, do anything. He’ll pick up smol shit you do- and you’re like how tf-

anddd You’ve never seen him being clumsy, while you end up stumbling upon random shit, he just chuckles and calls you baka

You like it when he plays with ya hair; you find it relaxing

he opens up to you quite often, and expects the same from you.

He has a Polaroid of you in his wallet.

His gentle smiles and hugs make you feel safe, and you keep telling him that he deserves all the love in this world *sobs*

…

*he’s the fire to my ice*

*wow hun’ he isn’t really*

*it’s takin my whole being to just.. not sob*

*I wish I could just shoot a cannon ball of happiness at this boi*

…

That surprisingly didn’t take much time to write, I already had scenarios in my mind cuz.. idk.. I think,, n I love him, nvm

I hope you enjoyed;))

[kleptonancydrew]

MID Thoughts

So I’m not one of the people with the thought process for typing out a cohesive review so you’ll be catching my train of thought. Sorry.

One of the big things I have noticed in the reviews is that if you like talking to characters you are much more likely to enjoy the game. Talking to people and cutscenes (with rare exceptions) have always been my least favourite part of Nancy Drew games. So for me the major uptick in dialogue and cutscenes made the game miserable. (And yes you can skip them - but on the first play through you want to know what’s going on.) Also the captions need to be fixed before the next game - let me see the whole thing please. 

I enjoy the historical aspects of the game. I took two courses relating to the history of witchcraft in uni so a lot of this actually took me back to my Witchcraze class. There was a lot to learn but I was disappointed with the museum - it feels like we could have had several more displays. I also don’t love the way they take text from things and then put it into a tiny straight forward display. I know that for some this might help and it should be included but the control for it should be elsewhere - not in the center of the page when I’m trying to turn pages. 

The tour thing should have more clear. The tablet thing took a tick to figure out. As should the offering things to people. In previous games you have to talk to people to exchange objects and I got stuck for a bit. 

Maybe the controls are better if you are playing with a mouse but like many adults I rely on laptops exclusively. The whole right click thing was very difficult. As a somewhat petulant side note - I have a touchscreen laptop and previous games have all been pretty touchscreen friendly for most things. This game was not touch screen friendly at all. Something minor is that why did they get rid of the magnifying glass cursor - would that really have been so hard to integrate? It is fitting and cute. 

I wish a line had been dropped (maybe it was and I missed it) about how just because something is herbal and all natural that does not mean that it is good for YOU. People are all different and herbal remedies can have major side effects based on personal health. They can also screw with any modern medicines you take. Some can also interact poorly when you are using multiple. And if you don’t have the issue that something is treating that can also cause problems. I know most of us here are adults (I’m pretty sure most everyone here who wasn’t when MID was announced certainly is now), but like kids also play this game and I don’t want them getting medical advice from Nancy Drew. 

(Also maybe a line about how yes we don’t burn ‘witches’ anymore but satanism is still bad and magic isn’t real.) 

Alicia’s comments about Jason and him being attractive were really uncomfortable. I’m a teacher and I go through so many protect the young ‘ins things that this was really setting off all my alarm bells. I know he’s supposed to be over eighteen but so are some of my seniors - does not make it okay in my book. 

The plot was fine - good intrigue and was interesting. Some of it was weird but was explained by poisoning. Some parts were very confusing to me. I have no idea how anyone got underground. How could a teenager just leave their cell phone and peace out (well actually I did have to run out of the school the other day to find a kid who forgot their phone at the end of the day). I did like the scare in the bed - that was cool. 

Making the pancakes was fun - I wish you had to switch up the recipes for the special pancakes, that would be more fun in my book. The herbal stuff wasn’t really complicated after you got the first couple done. 

I didn’t really think much of the puzzles. Based on the way I played through (maybe different if I go again) they were all clumped up towards the very end. 

I didn’t love a lot of the personalities in the games. But, I rarely do so whatever. 

I’ve posted before about how the navigation feels like kayaking in DDI - you need to be in exactly the right place to get where you want to go and it takes forever to do so. I found the town center and the museum really difficult to navigate in particular. 

Maybe I’m stupid and never quite understood the laurel in the mirror thing - was that supposed to be some type of Lauren look here? Remember how Josiah Crowley put his will in a safety deposit box at a bank - what ever happened to doing that? Or one of those fireproof lock boxes? Also was there any point to the bedroom at either house? Besides the one weird dream and Teegan’s photo? 

Also I didn’t like how things kept saying the same thing when you accidentally clicked on them - like I know that has been a thing historically but it’s still annoying. 

Also what was with all the papers and stuff on the floor and spread everywhere constantly? I’m a mess and my organization is accomplished by making piles everywhere but even I’m not nearly that bad. 

Also, much like TOT - it’s really obvious who the thief is right away. 

Another thing is that like, did HER even make this game? No. If I wanted a game from another company I’d give them money. I turn to HER because they have previously had a history of turning out two decent if not fabulous games a year. 

I like having more places to explore. I dislike that they take so long to load. Even the game startup takes forever compared to other games. 

The lip syncing is really annoying - it seemed like they had fixed that over a decade ago. Also the text and dialogue didn’t match. I am someone who always has captions on things and having them so off is irritating. 

TBH I didn’t really feel like the Hardy Boys added much to this game. 

Also the whole Carson is friends with the Judge guy reminded me of how I greatly dislike my dad’s so called best friend. Just because a dad is willing to overlook some people’s faults doesn’t mean the daughter is. 

Also, the continued mention of Salem being like some sort of small town where everyone knows everyone is so out of place with our knowledge that this does take place in 2019 (or around this time). Salem has a population of over 40 thousand according to the Google. My hometown is somewhere just under 30 thousand which I considered small town, until I moved to the midwest where it is apparently bigger than most cities. I’m not saying someone cannot be a known entity in a town that size (high school sports in America make plenty of teenagers decently known in towns), I’m saying that there should be enough going on in that town that someone else has caused trouble since. The only reason I remember the name of the kid who got hit walking home from school causing the town to put in a very inconvenient traffic light is because we went to the same uni in a different state and he got kicked out twice. (I crossed that stupid highway everyday with zero issues, probably even on the same day he got hit.) I was gonna say something about modern education systems working on bleeding out such backwards thinking but then I remember that we’re literally graduating nazis so like, nvm. (My personal goal as a teacher is to contribute to eliminating innocent ignorance - kids aren’t born knowing things and the adults in their lives need to work on introducing them in positive ways to avoid the distrust, fear, and hatred that stem from ignorance.) 

Maybe if they fix the navigation and optimize it better for the vast majority of the population who use laptops with trackpads (I don’t have a desk where the hell am I supposed to put a mouse?) it could nice for the next game. But they also need to work on the character animation and other issues. But then like, do we even know there will be a next time? I know Little Jackalope’s positive media minions have said so. But they also said 2016. And October. And any number of other things that might have been said in good faith but ended up not being true.   

I think I just feel meh about everything. This was not the best game ever, and yeah maybe SCK and STFD had some pretty bad graphics too - but it’s twenty years later, I was hoping we’d be moving forward not back. If you want a really positive review look elsewhere. I’m still committed to HER but I realised the other day that very few of my newer friends/coworkers know how obsessed I have always been with HER because I’ve had nothing to talk about. It sorta feels like I’ve lost a part of my personality. 

Also the physical copy cover is real shitty. I feel like that 100% could have been fixed if more attention was payed. You can’t even see the name of the game.