#nvm it was philip

[wittebanged]

you disturbed him!!!

[yank-a-ton]

[Full image]

[flowery-king]

I can’t believe Evelyn “curse of Cain” ‘d his ass

LISTEN I HAVE USELESS BIBLE STUFF IN MY BRAIN I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH IT

[lizardtheacorn]

he just wants emotional support :((

just rewatched hamilton and why does charles get so close to burr during ten duel commandments? why'd he need to get that close? was it necessary? burr seems unbothered by it but why? is this the norm? does charles just get super close to everybody all the time? is that a habit of his?

[tanukitsuneko-suki]

w episode 19 thoughts:

- A, C, I, M, N, Q, F, S, W, V

- ah... the I stands for Intruder?

- i think it's important to note rn that as i was reading the bio of this w fan they mentioned something called an 'utopia dopant' which i did not get any additional context about (it was mtl too) but they quite liked it and this piece of info sent me spiraling a little

- welp and i just saw a screencap of a suit that is 100% joker and not halved. i don't like that

- finally continued watching and /immediately/ this man is posturing over billiards, he's such a fucking idiot /pos

- speedrunning guesses in my head as to whether he can actually play billiards or not. i think not

- he can't even twirl the cue stick right i'm fucking sobbing

- btw this is how i play billiards too. i'm as bad as him so i can't laugh but at least i don't pretend to be a genius in it LMFAOOOOO

- tears in my fucking eyes the new guy just one-shotted every ball

- DON'T JOIN IN THE TEAM ACCEL THEYRE GONNA LOSE MORE RESPECT FOR SHOTARO THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE

- btw i'm immediately sounding out this fuckass name to figure out the pun. terui ryu... i feel like ten-wheeler is a bit of a stretch. also like the name is a bit odd so maybe it's a borrowed word... can't he just be named akuse jo, damn

- this fit goes way too hard for a cop, man...

- yeah i kinda like it when they drag shotaro around for funsies

- why is terui is on his case damn 🤨

- ... he IS hard-boiled

- he's like a berserker claymore character...xinyan attack set...even has the style down too... omfg wait... pyro physical accel....

- !!!!!!!!HE'S COOL AND NOT AN ENEMY!? I CHANGED MY MIND

- his waist is very eyecatching i'm sorry. the sliver peeking out while he lugs around that "heavy" sword. amazing successor you have there, nazca

- he just sliced a CAR

- omfg futahito banter this episode is so fun

- SO HE CAN'T TRANSFORM BY HIMSELF. SO WHY DID I SEE A SOLO JOKER SUIT. STOP PLAYING WITH MEEEE I'M GETTING PARANOID

- did they always have those marks on their faces when they henshin or is that a recent thing

- i like this guy he's really quick on the uptake

- "we're gonna need your right half to start looking into this" i spat out my drink. he's the right half alright

- "what the hell are you doing" *philip has a dog kigurumi on* THEY HAVE ONE FUCKING BRAINCELL IN THIS AGENCY

- WHY DID HE FUCKING BARK YALL 😭😭

- i cant continue watching this

- his current hyperfixation are dogs... st bernard dogs specifically

- nvm wait. what the heck is this new guy saying!! i mean you can still be kamen rider. everyone is a kamen rider they just add a lil nickname at the end

- THEY'RE ON THE LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES OF THE PLATFORM. LMFAOOOOOO

- "you are strangely unpleasant" is the closest philip would get to saying fuck you irl. congrats ryu

- it's kinda unfair how nice philip's hair looks in this scene because now i'm saving it in the reference folder and he still has his dumb kigurumi on

- making note of what pisses them off more... shotaro doesn't like that the name of w is smeared when w was born out of the desire to protect the town they loved so much, while what irks philip more (it's both of them but it was notably philip who got to ryu first) was the implication that w doesn't reach the standard ("doesn't have what it takes"), hence i think he values their partnership more than the mission itself (even if he does believe in the justice that w imparts). that's not to say that philip is a cruel and capricious entity with fickle whims and an absent morality, he's a good guy on the hero's side for a reason. and he doesn't /not/ understand the reasons behind fighting dopants to keep the town safe. but i do like to think that what moves him to fight alongside shotaro as he does is his belief in w, and if w believes in protecting the town, then he believes in that too

- hey accel, shotaro was actually about to say something important about that flower AND it must have been related to the town bc he's a massive otaku about it... i think you should have listened....

- usual case of haughty pretentious outsider that outshines the mc for a little bit until it's revealed that the mc's edge is being a cringefail loser so obsessed with his town he probably has a 4 feet tall poster of its map in his apartment. if he even has one

- it worked ?

- shotaro... fighting........

- listen dude i know they seem to work well together. hang in there. we will resolve this conflict by the end of the episode or the next one

- discrediting shotaro... accel you will stop breathing in three days

- new character comes with a new villain(??) damn shotaro they're finally kicking you out LMFAOOO

- yeah. okay who IS this guy 😭 shroud's not a villain but....isn't accel's backstory level a bit too high?? is this fine????

- don't call him a stray dog :-( only i can do that

- "even stray dogs have pride... if you make this city cry it will bite back" ....i should make this city cry lol. im just having a silly goofy time wdym

- he's gonna have to say "henshin" like that every time....lmfao....l..ol...i can't laugh...sorry........ goofy ass henshin...

- WOAH. PICKING UP THAT SWORD WAS BADASS AS HELL

- accel...engine.... CAR ACCIDENT

- if someone came in with an upgraded version of my heat metal suit i'd kms

- "woah..." "WOAH...." he had w gagged im fucking sobbing again

[sepublic]

I’ve always found the argument about who would beat who to be asinine but I gotta say there was something ridiculous about Hunter fans insisting that he totally should’ve defeated Amity in Eclipse Lake, that the circumstances weren’t fair, yadda-yadda. Yeah no that boy would’ve put that girl in her place he totally could’ve killed her Hunter was just holding back!!! Nvm that he was so clearly desperate and not holding back because he was afraid for his life.

Oh no he’s using a Palisman he’s not used to that! Except he’s had Flapjack for two episodes, he’s been using staffs in general since Separate Tides and probably sooner! Amity has only been using a Palisman/staff since this episode!

And then they talk about Hunter being in a bad state of mind or not fed well and at some point it’s just massive copium. Amity is better than Hunter. He had to resort to threatening someone who wasn’t even there. You say he could’ve killed Amity at multiple points but never, um, the other way around huh. Y’all love to hype up his ~military training~ but that only goes so far as we’ve seen with the covenscouts, Hunter’s magic lessons were limited by Belos and Hunter mentions it. But yeah no if they weren’t he’d TOTALLY be better than this girl and PoC!!!

I think there’s something obnoxious about having to argue about how your white boy fave is totally stronger than a bunch of other characters who’ve actually dedicated themselves to magic more than he ever has, and bragging about how he was just holding back and totally could’ve defeated and killed them. Before of course you’re devaluing the accomplishments of female/brown characters to make a white guy look better, what are you Philip? Literally just white boys being praised for the bare minimum over say, Luz who has dedicated herself to learning every track and figured out glyphs and various combos and embodied magic literally at one point. The misogyny and racism is insane.

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Hercules: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HAMILTON?

Laurens: WE’RE FUCKING

Laurens: GETTING [not delivered]

Laurens: DRINKS [not delivered]

Hercules: oh… nvm then

Laurens: WAIT [not delivered]

Angelica: are you stupid?

Hamilton: no, why?

Angelica: cause there is always a U in stupid

Hamilton: well there’s always an I in stupid too

Hamilton: wait no

Hamilton: where are my fucking essays?!

Eliza: Alexander, Philip is here can you say it a little nicer

Hamilton: sure. may I ascertain the whereabouts of MY FUCKING ESSAYS?

Jefferson and Madison: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

*look into each other’s eyes*

[this magic moment plays]

Hamilton and Burr: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

Burr: get the fuck off my chicken

Hamilton: I have the urge to do something stupid

Laurens: I’m stupid. Do me

Hamilton:

Lafayette:

Hercules:

Burr:

Washington:

Laurens: did I just say that out loud?

[hexbimbo]

Dbd Hc’s | Killers Least Fav Food.

(TW: Eating Disorders)

Evan MacMillan

Chicken a la King.

Looks like baby spit up.

His father LOVED it so was sadly served most nights.

Too much going on for his palette.

Philip Ojomo

Rueben Sandwich

Gives me very bad breath.

Also has a hard time thinking sandwich’s can he hot.

Overall, too messy and stinky.

Max Thompson Jr.

Bacon.

Hates crispy bacon especially.

Eating farm animals he watched grow up put a bad taste in his mouth.

The grease left on the pan makes his skin crawl.

Sally Smithson

Porridge.

Hand fed a lot of unruly patients.

Most of it ended up spit back into her face or smeared on her.

The warm, wet texture disgusts her.

Micheal Myers

Mashed Potatoes

They always taste grainy to him

Especially despises the runny kind.

While he was locked up, it’s probably what he was served as a staple.

Lisa Sherwood

New England Style Clam Chowder.

Cannot fathom seafood and dairy together.

Physically unable to swallow it.

It will always taste rotten.

Herman Carter

Punch

The ones with sherbet blobs and marshmallows make his teeth hurt and feel chalky.

Probably hates it because he associates it with large, happy parties

Also assumes everyone dips their cup instead of a ladle.

Anna

Human meat.

Probably only did it ONCE out of desperation.

Quickly realized it was nothing special and felt weird.

Hunting humans is more about getting a trophy rather than nourishment.

Bubba Sawyer

Northern Cooking

In rural Texas, they didn’t eat much fresh seafood.

Thinks Northerns eat lobster 24/7 (I wish)

Tried canned lobster. Hated it because it was too sweet and chewy.

Freddy Krueger

Pepperoni.

“It’s too spicy.”

Thin gets too crispy and thick is gross.

Amanda Young

Peanut butter

Doesn’t like the closed throat feeling it gives her.

Gets genuinely upset when people “ruin” desserts with the spread.

Chocolate chip cookie-! “😍” -with Reese’s! “😐”

Jeffery Hawk

Vegtables

I am convinced he ate deep fried butter as a staple.

Will legit throw a tantrum if you offer him some.

MIGHT eat very flavorful veggies (collard greens with bacon.) but even then you’re asking a lot.

Rin Yamaoka

Bell Peppers

Cannot tolerate spice.

Always feels undercooked.

Hates the crunch. Thinks all veggies should be soft.

Frank, Julie, Susie, Joey

Salads

Only the lame, preppy kids eat salads with zero dressing 🤢🤮

They can’t understand why anyone would choose a gross, flavorless salad over pizza.

I think Susie would’ve enjoyed a good Caeser but the gang kinda guilted her into stopping.

Adiris

Hates the smell of Myrrh

Puts off her appetite immediately.

I’m not sure if you can eat Myrrh ( Nvm google says it’s toxic ☝️)

Was kept on a rather strict diet as a priestess so I don’t think she deviated much in terms of food.

Danny Johnson

Pizza

A lot of his victims were having a chill night in with a nice warm pie.

His mind did that weird thing when it associates one thing with another.

Don’t get him wrong, he lives for thrill and gore but trying to enjoy a greasy slice of pizza while picturing guts on the floor isn’t that appetizing.

Demogorgon

Human Hair

It clogs its mouth and makes it produces these weird hissing and gurgling sounds.

Constantly spits up hairballs.

Sometimes borks out a Survivors hat.

Kazan Yamaoka

Sake.

Believes in keeping a clear head, always.

Especially dislikes drinking games.

Drunk people in general make him aggravated.

Caleb Quinn

Peach Cobbler

Prefers apples over peaches

The texture and taste feels off.

Overall, doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth but begrudgingly picks at it with a cup of coffee.

Pyramid Head

Can’t really eat.

I’ll go with dust.

The general smell and feel is a bore.

Talbot Grimes

Curry.

Smelling spices alone makes his tummy turn.

His poor Scottish palette is sensitive to flavor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😤😤

I think Curry in general puts him off because he’s not used to eating with his bare hands. (You use the naan to scoop it up I believe).

Charlotte and Victor Deshayes

Rotten food

Eats it anyway because it’s what they got

Mentioned before the Charlotte has a Hoarding disorder. Keeps said rotten food until it physically can not be eaten.

Charlotte definitely developed a ED. Refuses to eat until her brother has been fed.

Cry’s when her brother insists she eats. Why can’t he understand that she’s not hungry?

Ji-Woon Hak

Deep fried anything.

Not joking, a lot of K-Pop stars have eating disorders. Some even collapse on stage because of a lack of nourishment.

I think during his training, he developed an intense fear of carbs.

Genuinely believes eating one French fry will make him break out.

Got emotional when he did a ad for pasta.

Nemesis T-Type

Doesn’t eat???

I think it would’ve gotten its nourishment from medical tubes and injections when it was created

I’ll go with a IV drip.

It’s just….there.

Elliot Spencer

Too eat something he hates would make him miserable. But he likes being miserable which technically-

This is certainly a conundrum

Let’s think before he became a cenobite

Maybe…fish?

Has severe trust issues with not properly prepared fish. (Bones, scales, parasites 🤮🤮🤮.)

Carmina Mora

Pigs feet.

Thinks it’s inhumane.

Also Foie Gras

Would never eat food that’s made from devious means.

Sadako Yamamura

Mmmm

I’m not too sure

I think she’d be a meek person who eats anything if offered out of politeness.

Sea salt. Doesn’t think it tastes that different but the smells makes her brain feel smooth.

Dredge

Hay

The soft yet stale texture 🤮

Always reminds it of manure

Hates it because Maurice enjoys it ( because it hates happiness 🗿)

Albert Wesker

Potato Chips.

CANNOT stand the crumbs they leave. Feeling them especially in his sheets is a no-no.

Y’know the slightly greasing film they leave on your fingers? Hates it.

He’s very proper. Always uses utensils. Yes, even for pizza.

Tarhos Kovács

Fancy wines and cheeses

Despises the foods of cowardly princes

Doesn’t believe in spending money on high quality food when the regular stuff does the job.

Adriana Imai

Natto.

Her dad brought some over from Japan to try.

Didn’t think mixing in the soy sauce and spicy mustard packets would be that big a deal for her.

Had her gagged.

HUX-A7-13

General Human food.

Despises that humans haven’t figured out a way to nourish themselves without food.

Hates the sound of chewing, gulping, or slurping.

Told a few crew stragglers that certain plants were indeed edible. (Spoiler: No.)

Xenomorph

Petrol/Gasoline.

Associates the smell with fire.

Which then assumes pain is coming.

Charles Lee Ray.

Tuna Melts

Hates dry and moist texture canned tuna has.

The salad always being cold and the rest being hot 👹👹👹

They never seem to “melt”

Unknown

Cockroaches.

Likes the crunch, dislikes the taste

The way they crawl over its skin is displeasing

Does enjoy crawling on all fours and pretending it’s a cockroach.

Vecna

Shit IDK

Looks like he hates fun

Probably hates birthday cake.

Especially with the sprinkles mixed in.

[dejaroze]

I would formally like to thank Philip for being my art style test subject thx bb ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ugh nvm this sucks ass why did I work so long on it

[mewpirate]

Part something something of the obscure wiki lore series I think this might be the final one since I couldn't find any more about the characters? Maybe I'll find info on the cast members or just the places in general. (Edit: nvm I found more I just gotta look really deep at other characters)

Auburn:

We love music girlies

SHE COULD HAVE BREATHED FIRE??? It sorta makes sense since she was modeled after flaming dragon.

Lillian:

Aussie Lillian.

Again sorry for the bad editing but Thade literally thought she was 19??? 😭😭😭

It seemed like they just made a cameo of her in another show heykids produced. Tbh I like this for some reason.

Laughingstock:

Girlboss

Philip fly:

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Red Mary:

Her puppet was originally going to be bloody kimothy??? I don't even wanna imagine how that's gonna look.

This is very interesting tbh, makes her a more complex and disturbing character.

Mrs. Skin-Taker/Skin-Taker???: (edit: I forgot I captured this a few days ago and I found out it was actually recent and not old removed lore)

Sooo basically just him in drag? Either way this one is interesting at best, I'd like to see this happen.

I think that's all I got from them! Tbh I'm kinda upset the wiki mods removed SOME cool facts about the characters. Some characters are still interesting though even with the removal of several things.

[frankensteincest]

how am I supposed to move past the fact that the entire plantagenet male population was in philip’s bedchamber at the same time. like nvm the things that were said, this fact alone has my head in a vice grip.

[univiresque]

nvm i forgot philip shows up in this movie. it's worth it after all

[beachedsandcastles]

this is from my 15hr playlist not my dedicated favorite songs, just a broad taste of it

oh ana mother mother

microwave ricky jamaraz

cotards solution will wood

misery meat sodikken

love like you rebecca sugar steven universe

yes to err is human so don't be one will wood

mr capgras will wood

blue lives don't matter ash bricky

six legs scrawny & madilyn mei

chrisopher street kevin atwater

actually nvm this pretty much sums it up

no pressure tags @anxiety-and-fandoms (cough-philip labes-cough)

@vinvinthebinbin (TWO TRUCKS HAVING-)

I was tagged by @celeryw -w- Thank you!!

shuffle your on repeat playlist and put the first ten songs

I'm Still Here (Treasure Planet) by John Rzeznik

Demons by Imagine Dragons (literally how?? orz)

Where Our Blue Is by Tatsuya Kitani

Samudrartha by HOYO-MiX

I See the Light (Tangled) by Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi

FAKEit by Sawano Hiroyuki, Laco

TALE FOR THE AGES (Dr Stone) by Tatsuya Kato

Walk By from Fate/Grand Order Camelot movie

TOMBI by Kvi Baba

More Than Words by Hitsujibungaku

tagging: @torchickentacos @icy-book @sipral have some optional fun! (and sorry if you don't like to play these, I'm just trying the waters out ;w;)

[daekiyu]

some sketches inspired by @oldlove-newlove's post about cancelled movie producer michael and @yank-a-ton's related post about him being gay for crackhead cock (also a little smth abt the tags involving the de santas reality show lol)

[diamondempp]

i love my lil spy family

[philhoffman]

“And I don’t recommend that way. You’ll meet half the town coming after me with a noose. Thanks to you.”