#nutterbutter

[fightzaynfight]

monday night raw — june 19th, 2023

kevin owens experiences all five stages of grief as his opportunity to punch people in the face within reason is put in jeopardy. cody rhodes assuages him, and kevin is instantly better. sami zayn fucking loves having friends.

[ybcpatrick]

LOVE ME A FUCKSHIT FINISH TO A RAW LETS GO BOY LETS GO

[victorrmiguellcreations]

Not only are these homemade Nutter Butters vegan and gluten-free, they also taste just like the original treat. They are great for satisfying your sweet tooth while also following a special diet.

Ingredients: 1 cup creamy peanut butter. 1/2 cup maple syrup. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1 1/2 cups oat flour. 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. 1/4 teaspoon salt. 1/4 cup vegan chocolate chips optional.

Instructions: Warm the oven up to 350F 175C and put parchment paper on a baking sheet. Put peanut butter, maple syrup, and vanilla extract in a bowl and mix them together until the mixture is smooth. Mix in the oat flour, baking soda, and salt with the peanut butter until everything is well mixed in. Make little balls out of the dough and use a fork to make a crisscross pattern in them. For 10 to 12 minutes, or until just beginning to turn golden brown. Let the cookies cool for a few minutes on the baking sheet before moving them to a wire rack to cool all the way. You can melt the vegan chocolate chips in the microwave or over a double boiler if you want to. Then, drizzle them over the cookies after they are cool. Wait until the chocolate is set to serve it. Have fun with your vegan, gluten-free, and home-made nut butters!

Wendy

[rosasappho]

@gotinterest I Dislike This

[autistme]

i know i literally posted the ocean to fyam! a day or so ago but what if i posted another audio. hm. riddle me piss. hm. what of that?

[tread-the-bear]

Boone rarely saw himself as a fixer, but he was beginning to understand his role as a good listener. There was no advice he felt qualified to give, though the urge to tell her that just pretending Dorothy wasn't her might not have been the path to closure.

He wasn't really one to preach about that. Instead Boone filled up her glass, then his own, and brought his stool back to the bar, though it was angled towards her. An elbow rested against the linoleum, face turned towards Six. "It'll take time to sort it out. And we can talk about it whenever you need. ...I don't think NCR needed that file anyway-- you're not in service. If it's your baggage, it's your call who knows it."

"...Benny?" His brow twitched, a glimmer of frustration at the mention of that snake. Jealousy. "...Then don't tell him. I sure as fuck won't."

There was a pause as Boone wrestled with his next words, but they snuck out anyway. "You really think he'd still use it against you?"

She wanted to argue, just from sheer need to do so, a reflection of just how out of sorts she felt. A bad habit, and one that wouldn't help her here. If only it were so easy to not be worried. If only they could just be this, drinking wine and laughing about geckos and in love.

Six held out her glass, empty and ready for filling again and tried to undo thinking that last part, "More wine sounds damn good right about now -- reckon I never really drank all that much when I -- Dorothy didn't. Reckon I'm realizin' there's a lot o' things Dorothy wouldn't never do." If she'd been in her grave, no doubt she'd be rolling over.

"I asked Paige to keep it a secret. I apologized for forgettin'. For hurtin' her. I asked her to please keep my family safe by not tellin' anybody who I was." Would she listen? Was it only a matter of time? "But just in case, I -- I deleted it, Boone. Her file. From the terminal inside McCarran. Don't rightly know if -- if there're more copies back in the NCR, 'r -- but I deleted it."

Why she might've been telling him all this was yet to be fully realized, even to herself. An opportunity for him to judge her, or maybe reassure that this wasn't wrong of her to do. The fact that Boone knew, though... it didn't bother her. Why would it? He wouldn't tell a soul. She trusted him with her life. She didn't bother addressing it, because it hadn't even crossed her mind.

Her hand flew around her head dramatically, the gesture a physical representation as Six spoke again, "I just -- things're comin' back, all this stuff I'm rememberin', all at once. I'm twenty-five now. I didn't know that. They put me into field medic trainin' on account o' my momma teachin' me how to patch clothes real well. My daddy fixed things up that weren't clothes. He taught me, too. There are good memories, and I cain't even enjoy 'em, 'cause all I can think about are the bad ones, and it feels like I weren't even the one there."

"I never got to --" She'd never spoken about this. She never had the knowledge to be able to, "He was mad at me. I guess I were hurt by that. We didn't speak. When I remembered that we were on the way to reconcilin', back at Hope -- I remember now, we never got to."

"I don't like feelin' like two people. All this... this Dorothy business. It ain't mine. I thought I'd feel better knowin' who I was, but it's only makin' me sadder. I can't deal with all o' this and also make a war go away."

Courier Six was powerful. Confident, assured, and a doer. Dorothy Reed had been an unsatisfied aimless, and lost little girl. Six shook her head, "I ain't -- that ain't me no more. If Benny saw this, he'd -- I don't know what he'd do."

[fullcravings]

Homemade GF Nutterbutters

[kragehund-est]

stop narrating my own tumblr posts out loud to me during our discord calls. my darling nutterbutter sweet baby angel cakes <3

[renniferno]

he is RELENTLESS for the worm. he knows where we hide it so Zucchini can't chew through the string (again) and he will scream. until he gets to play. he has destroyed 3.5 worms so far. he will do laps around the living room until he is panting, and then politely tap someone with a paw for more worm. he is unhealthy obsessed with the worm. he is more into the worm than he is food, even wet food, even the freezedried minnows. worm is love. worm is life.

and when we got him from the humane society, they said his foster home never heard him meow, and only knew he was playing because the toys kept moving around.

Dude’s autistic interest is Worm on a String

[tolkienreader1996]

[johnfkennedaddy]

Nutterbutter tiktok is just dennys tumblr 2.0

[smittyw]

hiiii! been a minute sorry bout that, got life stuff going on still. don't remember how long it's been since i did this but rhapsodic ebullient nutterbutter pic count on my pc is currently 254

hi hi!! been a while since i got to respond w zomg this is so crazyyyy & then post spare scroodles to boost ur numbers.. i hope u get a kick out of em as per usual 🫶 tho i dont have anything very.. good. but still silly

actually ykw sucks? i havent SAID anything about them in ages. razzfacts otd, they grew up in a city called orange and moved to another city called orange but on a different continent (and studied how to act by watching the OC), theyre intersex but unaware, in the future they go by sal short for salamander, they have no understanding of romantic attraction and will keep getting married for tax benefits and then divorced forever if enabled, they dont believe in flat or round earth but a secret third thing, theyre arguably a kleptomaniac and like to stash their shit at friends' places so prying eyes won't be able to find it all in one place, theyre a huge poser outdoorsman and never even lived near the bush but no one really checks them on it. is that good do u feel educated pleasw thank you

[sweetie-peaches]

lore dump about those nutter buttersplease im so confused

Oh ho hi ho, careful for what you ask for

Descent to madness starts with a Miku audio and “no don’t turn me into a hat” but hat replaced with nut. Nutter butter is turned into a peanut, me too bestie.

Then just some, unusual ones, I won’t say these are like. Meaningful in anyway (pouring a coffee pot of peanut butter into a mug of nutterbutters, “thank you for 1 mil” ((they don’t have 1 mil, idk what this is about) I dream about, (two hyper realistic eyes, peanut pngs)

Then we get to the ones where it’s implied the nutter butters are alive?? And need to breathe through their bag( Warning for the rest of this post there’s themes of unreality, horror, and other dark elements) and you must clean yourself with their peanut butter

Then we’re introduced to nutter butter man

His intentions are unclear.

We get the banger quote “neither dead or alive but I am here” from schrodingers nutter butter

And we get our first Aiden mention, Aiden is the victim in this story, I believe.

Another warning if you go down this rabbit hole, a lot of the videos have extreme flashing lights and colors, and eyestrain, there isn’t warnings for these vids, keep yourself safe!

It turns more incomprehensible from here, with a few actual seemingly normal marketing posts! Kinda…. It’s weird. We get another mention of Aiden in a video where nutter butters are being drowned in water and screaming? Another nutter man mention

Next is what I believe is a massacred nutter butter, and “I sometimes get myself scared in my dream and think scary thoughts u?” With the caption “do not tell” we kill some nutter butters. A song! (Are the nutter butters singing. God what.) a reversed audio with two clown like people (idk how to decipher that shit) wearing white masks

The CRUCIFICATION OF A NUTTER BUTTER????

The nutter butter account begins messaging people, wonderful? We get a prompt in the caption of the next vid, “click yes to advance” to the question on screen, “do you vibe with me?”

Another message from presumably Aiden “I have ascended” great, good to know. Then a ask from help in the caption as the nutter butter man stands, ominously

Then another sighting of the nut man, in “this is just a dream” with the caption “go to sleep”

We have a book with “do not read” that’s full of symbols. That spells out Aiden. Then Aiden once again but with a Christmas gift. (Christmas 2023)

More unusual TikTok’s, we then get Aiden’s journal. There is a picture of nut man, with the caption “something nutty is going to happen soon but you have to find it yourself” then the code “2024 jt csjbot zfbs 1” (sounds like a YouTube link to me, but I’m not deciphering here)

Then we get our physical form of nut man, he seems to be tormenting someone outside their house, chasing them around. Some more incomprehensible stuff. Aiden is mentioned again.

By this point the Aiden mentions are in every video, there’s something about him in every one, I can’t find a meaning in them, but every single one.

We get a date in one video, written on a nutterbutter (align 10/21)

Another mention of ascencion, in which a nutter butter is on a drill; and then is thrown to the heavens to ascend??

We then get the “game” “find Aiden” in which whoever the player is must look around Aiden’s house to find him. The first place the player goes is Aiden’s son, Brian’s room (represented by a nutter butter mini) in which the player chooses to “destroy” Brian. The game continues once Brian is destroyed (killed??) and the player must dress a nutter butter. After getting dressed they make it to “Aiden st” where there’s a celebration with the words “almost here! One last step” Flashing on the screen. Once the player clicks a prompt however the game suddenly ends. With the caption “almost free”

There’s a TikTok of a nutterbutter being put to bed, in which it dreams of being viciously torn apart by the hand that put it to bed, (at this point I start to feel that nutterbutters are stand ins for people) we get the nutter butters celebrating national cookie day, where they eat a cake made of the blood from their brothern, use a baby nutter butter as a piñata, and burn down a house

We get a call audio, well a voice mail, “hello is anyone there (mumbling I can’t make out, sounds like are you? Help me out?) “well that was strange” then a song from the Barbie movie

Some stuff that at first I thought was a code but believe is just a genuine keyboard smash

[sweetheartmotives]

Back!! I got a drink and some breakfast :)

It's rather healthy this morning

I've decided to cut back on the sugar I'm eating and only took TWO nutterbutters and not three! :3

[edens-trinkets]

breaking bad shitty reboot where it’s modern day and jesse pinkman advertises their meth like how gen z interns run corporation accounts. but plot twist instead of posting capcut edits and unfunny outdated jokes it’s actually the type of content of whatever the hell is going on the nutterbutter tiktok account

[fireheartedpup]

...so the nutterbutter tiktok account has decided to go with surrealist horror. Or something. No one is sure.