#npws

[stampgwifeyera]

the fact that troy is the reason abed went to greendale 💔💔

[pikslasrce]

lethargy got a hold of me and i dont know how to shake it got these itchy feet for a change of scene do anything to escape it get out get out pressure pressure run awayvas fast as you can go every day your friends and lovers give the answers everybody knows you told me not to be like anybkdy else headspin happiness death be like anybody else broke down nothing else left you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you (come on relax!) theres an englishman up in space these days floating in awe and wonder as he broke his way through the atmosphere and all of us nonbelievers get up get up pressure pressure run away as fast as you can go every day yohr friends and lovers give the answers everybody knows you told not to be like anybody else headspin happiness death be like anybody else broke down nothing else left you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you paint the scene for me paint it bright and paint it clear i dont wanna use my imagination here dont wanna use my imagination here paint the scene for me paint it bright and paint it clear i dont wanna use my imagination here dont wanna use my imagination here you told me not to be like anybody else headspin happiness death be like anybody else broke down nothing else left you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you you checked out years ago oh what id do not to worry like you

[varpusvaras]

a/b/o bail/breha/fox where Breha and Bail are both alphas and omega Fox gets to be in a sandwich

[sillystringsys]

crawling out of inactivity just to wish this idiot a happy birthdave

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I asked a woman out and she didn't enjoy my swagger so she turned me into an eel :(

[amygdalae]

what's today's song of the day! :3

Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio LV because I started listening to it on the way to work every Sunday and now i have to do it every week or something bad will happen to me

[takami-takami]

Aha sorry sorry. T hinkign like. "Babe I promise, just a little," to "Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm gonna—" whined and. And. The glassy look in his eyes, the whimpers as he tries so fucking hard to be a good boy and fuck you're so warm he just wants to— fuck, no, he can't, but he wants to and oh my god—

[roughridingrednecks]

Chip Zoe

[neteyammeowmeow]

does anyone have deepseaenergy headcanons… i ask with the saddest eyes

[acaesic]

fuck it im listening to infinity on high

[reinafish]

Wait sINCE WHEN WAS THERE A NEO METAL SONIC FIGURE

[garmaballs]

cant a girl sleep on the floor anymore.

[gregoftom]

Imagine if the confrontation about ewan writing things on greg's forehead as a form of punishment made it into the show, the parallel with tom kissing it and then covering it with the sticker as a form of coveting greg would be incredible

oih my GOD!!!!! oh gmya o h msd. i didn't evne fucking THINK of that dude hold the fuck up jho.d. H!!!!

[hershey-the-confused]

i am mood swing grumpyt sjnce day 1 💯💯

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

Someone: yeah you and your boyfriend better walk away. Cowards

Keith: *stops walking*

Lance: babe, let it go he's not worth it

Keith: *starts to tie up his hair ready to kick his teeth in*

Lance: Oh here we go

[robobee]

not enough appreciation for the fact that ronan's beloved non biological birth parents were straight up about to murder him as a baby. fully premeditated. and now 1.5/2 of those parents live in his HOUSE