#noxema

[crispy-ghee]

A Noxema Jackson quick paint study from a few days ago

To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything. Julie Newmar! is one of my favorite movies.

[eternallyawkward137]

HELLO

[shavingformen]

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[theworldsforgottenboy]

I gotta write a rough draft of a rhetorical criticism of American psycho in a single day fuck meeeeee

I gotta break down it’s themes of empty status with a side of class/gender violence in a whole day fuccckkkkk

[atthebell-moved]

my mom was like "how tf did you get sunburnt you need to go outside more" well yes thats true but also we stood outside for an hour in direct 90 degree sunlight talking about a damn suv so yes i got sunburnt from that

[sincerecinnamon]

I went out my way to exfoliate for the first time

I feel no different 🥲

[hetchdrive]

despite my best efforts i am sunburned. intolerable that a lapse in concentration and bodily awareness can lead to this. i must remain ever vigilant against the ravages of nature

[this-doesnt-endd]

Its so hot my noxema is the consistency of soup

[weirdhologurl]

“It’s an afront to the very delicacy of my nature.”

— Noxema Jackson

[festhesia]

"So OK, you're probably thinking, "Is this, like a Noxema commercial, or what?!""

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

[filthyfluffyfantasies]

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 . DL;DR - this fic is not meant for anyone under the age of 18 as it contains the following: nudity, perv!Steve and perv!reader, a little too much detail about Reader's ass -and Steve's cock bc writer is lowkey a perv girl, heavy sexual tension, two people being as up in each other's space as possible without kissing at any point and hints that reader may or may not be an exotic dancer... writer does not give permission for her works to be reposted, with or without permission. ✧ ˚ 　· 　　 .

prompt - exhibitionism/voyeurism ( bonus blurb )

character | fandom - steve harrington | stranger things

reader | original character - female reader, roommate!dancer!reader & non -or vague, description.

words - roughly 1.8k

tagging - < taglist here >

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 . Steve watches you shower and you watch Steve shower.. ✧ ˚ 　· 　　 .

The door to the apartment isn't locked again and the shower is running when he comes in after a long day. When he just barely hears Motley Crue over the sound of running water, he knows you’re the one using the shower, not Robin. - The front door being unlocked should've been my first clue, he thinks to himself as he takes his shoes off and places the keys on the counter.

The bathroom door is just barely cracked as he makes his way past and he knows it’s wrong but he can’t help himself. He pauses, careful to keep himself out of sight as best as he can.

You step out of the shower and he bites back a groan. Brown eyes catch on a water droplet as it drips from the end of one of your curls and rolls down the bridge of your nose, then makes its way down to settle on your lip. Your tongue dances over the outline of your mouth and you’re not bothering with a towel, apparently, you’re putting Noxema on your face instead.

There’s a lump in his throat as his eyes dare to travel lower. Over perky breasts.. Down to that cute little tummy… And your curvy hips, your ass.. It takes him a second or two to pull his eyes off your round little ass as you’re leaned over the sink, digging around in your makeup box.

❝ Fuck..❞ the word comes out in awe as his eyes settle on tattoos that he didn’t even know you had, dancing over the small print cursive carpe diem just above your hip and the rose wound around a knife that he sees on your ankle when his eyes finally leave your hips and ass, roaming down your legs.

He’s replaying the dream he had about you the night before in his mind as he watches you. And there’s this rush, maybe it’s the thrill of getting caught, maybe it’s the way your curvy little body looks totally naked. Maybe it’s just the fact that it’s been a dry spell for Steve Harrington lately, who knows. Either way, he can feel his cock getting hard enough to push against the zip of his jeans almost painfully and he knows he’s fucked. The image of you naked is burned into his brain now, as if the way you like to flirt and you’re always touching on him lately wasn’t enough.

Robin keeps telling him that you’re ‘totally into him’ but he refuses to accept it and make a move.

He’s so caught up in staring that he totally misses the fact that you’ve gotten done with your after-shower routine and are now about to walk out of the bathroom until the door opens completely and he finds himself body to body with you, lightly pressed together.

You want to disappear into the floor tiles. Robin’s been telling you for months now that sooner or later, Steve was going to get home early and he was going to catch you parading around in one of his shirts when you stole it from the laundry. You’d always laugh her off and tell her that one, he always works the latest out of the two of them so by the time he’s home and you’re leaving to start your job at the club, you’ve long ‘cleaned up the evidence’ and two, he probably won’t even notice anyway, he’s got a different date every night of the weekend.

You’re barely a blip on the guy’s radar, a fact that stings way more than it should. You haven’t quite gotten past the mentality you had in high school. Guys like Steve don’t like girls like you, they like the stick figure model types with no brains at all. They like ‘em pretty and dumb, two things that honestly, you’ve never really associated with yourself.Because neither thing is who you are. You couldn’t play bimbo to save your life. You’re not a knockout, either. 

Steve’s eyes are glued to your body, more to the point, the way his yellow sweater somehow covers you completely and yet, leaves little to the imagination. You’re just about to take a step past him and he’s not thinking so he takes a step forward. There’s this awkward little pause for about five seconds or so.

❝ That’s.. You’re wearing my sweater. I’ve been looking for it for a week now.❞

Your heart is racing. You swallow down a golf-ball sized lump and take a shaky breath. Then you blow at some loose strands of hair that have fallen down into your eye and tilt your head, staring up at him quietly. ❝ If you want it back..❞ you’re teasing when your hand lowers to the bottom of it like you’ll happily take it off right here and now to give back to him, of course. Trying to make him feel a little uncomfortable because that’s your go-to mechanism when things get just a little awkward and you can’t help yourself.  You’re also flirting, not that he’d ever realize it.

Or so you think.

Steve chuckles quietly. Steps just a little closer. ❝ You left the apartment door unlocked again.. And you never close the bathroom door all the way when you’re showering..❞

You laugh softly. Swallow hard all over again when you lock eyes with him and you’re met with a smoldering gaze. His hand settles against your hip and you gasp before you can stop yourself. ❝ Shit. I’m sorry. I uh.. Thought I locked it behind me earlier when I got back from campus.❞

When it clicks and you realize that you’re body to body with him, you can’t stop the whine that comes. Steve licks his lips. His mind is still racing, he’s trying to come up with something to say, anything that’ll keep you here longer and not leaving just yet to start your drive into Indianapolis to a job he hates you working.

❝ Steve, I..❞ you start, going quiet again. He looks like he’s lost in thought. Dazed. He’s stepped up into you all over again. Your back meets the wall of the hallway softly. He’s leaning into you just a little. ❝ Anybody could’ve broken in on you just now..❞

❝ But they didn’t.❞  you argue, your heart is racing just a little bit. You can feel how hard he is through his jeans and the way it feels all pressed against your lower body is enough to get you wet, this making you squirm just a little. Only you’re squirming right into him, which makes him groan before he can stop himself.

Guy has not been this close to creaming his pants since high school.

❝ Just lock the door, alright? Both doors.❞ Steve’s tone is firm. Almost demanding. It’s a little harsh too, but that’s just because he’s struggling with… a lot on his mind right now.

He keeps circling back to the fact that for weeks now, especially on nights he has a date with some other girl, he’ll go to grab a shirt out of his closet and for some reason, it’ll have just the faintest hint of that warm vanilla sugar perfume you buy three of at one time down at the general store because you always claim it’s cheaper to buy it that way and you apparently go through it like water.

❝ Okay, alright.. Yes daddy.❞ you smirk a little. The tension is thick. Too thick. It’s the kind of tension that makes it hard to breathe. So you’re not surprised when your words come out softer. Almost gasped out as if you’re struggling for breath. There’s this dark flash in his big and beautiful honey brown eyes when you slip up, smartass you are and you call him daddy.

But he doesn’t say anything. And he steps away a little. You frown to yourself about it as you step past him and walk down the hall, stepping into the room you share with Robin. Once that door is closed behind you, you melt against it heavily and you take several deep and ragged breaths.

And out in the hallway, Steve groans to himself out of sheer frustration and stares at your closed bedroom door. ❝Yeah, I’m gonna need two cold showers now.❞ he mumbles to himself as he steps into the bathroom and begins to strip down.

You wander out of your bedroom, your bag over your shoulder. The shower is running and you can hear Steve’s favorite pop station playing from inside the bathroom. You stare at the cracked door for just a second or two before your own curiosity kicks in.

You peek through the crack, careful to stay hidden.

As Steve steps into the tub/shower combo inside the bathroom, you bite back a whine. Your eyes fix on him like magnets, dragging over every inch of his body slow enough to commit it to memory, from the patchy dark brown chest hair and the spatter of moles that span his body sporadically from the hip up to his neck to massive biceps and very broad shoulders. Then your eyes settle on the softening of his abdomen and you decide in a split second that you definitely love post King era Steve’s body so much more than all those hard muscles and nothing to cling to, no softness like he has now. You swallow down the lump threatening to close off your throat and you clamp your thighs as you watch the water cascade down his body. You’re trying really hard to keep your eyes above the belt but then he turns facing away from the shower head and your eyes settle on the way his cock is standing at attention, thick and veiny.

Your thighs clench tighter as you mutter a very well-deserved ❝ Jesus Christ..❞ under  your breath. After all, you are the one peeping. You knew seeing just how well-hung he was would most likely happen somehow.

This should’ve been enough to get you walking away but no.. No, you’re frozen in place. Watching the way he rubs himself down with the soapy rag. Biting your lips as his massive hand settles on his cock and his other one rests palm flat against the wall in front of him. You’re squirming in place by this point and it’s taking every bit of restraint you have not to make a single sound.

As he washes his hair, you try to pull yourself together, you try to will yourself to move.

But your feet refuse to work. They’re rooted in place. This is exactly why you haven’t hauled ass out the door when he steps out of the shower, wrapping a towel low around his hips. You don’t even realize that he’s brushed his teeth and he’s about to come out into the hall until the door opens completely and squeaks in the process, making you jump.

Steve is leaned in the doorway, a toothbrush pressed between his lips and the towel fighting a losing battle to stay knotted at his hip. 

❝ I uh.. Forgot something..❞ you choke on the words as they come out. Steve nods, wordlessly stepping out of the bathroom door. You step inside and pretend to grab something just so you don’t look stupid.

And then you’re rushing past him in the doorway, rushing down the hall and out the door.

❝ I wonder what was up with her just now?❞ Steve mutters to himself as he steps back into the bathroom to finish up his post-shower ritual.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Salty Pirate Month, Day 1

Decided a week ago to start the month off by tackling the easiest room in the house to clean: the bathroom. Wishlist items accomplished:

Bathtub scrubbed

Items that don't belong in the bathroom put away

Floor swept & mopped, including getting into the corners the mop won't reach & cleaning them by hand

Walls wiped down

Countertop wiped down

Mirrors cleaned

Shelves dusted

Goopy soap residue removed from soap dishes

Sink wiped down & disinfected

Outside parts of the toilet wiped down, including the little tray that holds air freshener & Lysol, plus the caps of the air freshener & Lysol also wiped down

Wishlist items not accomplished:

Cleaning glass shades over the lights (requires stepstool, will be done another day)

Scrubbing the inside of the toilet (yuck)

Clean the "nook" in the shower where the shampoo & Noxema go

Our house has six rooms; November has 30 days. The plan is to allot 5 days to each room - not necessarily consecutively - so I'm OK with not every single item getting done on the first one. Tomorrow will be either the dining room or sewing room, although either way I'll have to wash dishes since they didn't get done today.

[sweetfirebird]

Sudden visceral scent memory of Noxema just happened omg

[sophisticatedgia]

Now I walking to burger king for my boyfriend. Two double cheeseburgers. He has his appetite back! I think fast food combines us but is alienating from the sacredness and tenderness, holy steady slowness of making meals. But that's what he wants for breakfast! I'm happy to walk with the wind and trees and cars roaming like waves. The sounds of earth and humanity intermingled. Now I'm wearing black shorts, green tank, and green cardigan. Got cleaned up a bit after gym. I use Burts bees aloe vera cleansing wipes all over my body plus noxema alcohol acne wipes on my face, armpits, and neck. Tmi? That's alright yo. You do you. Ima do me. Just don't tell me who or what I am or what to do! Ok broski? Lol. Laughter and seeing my shadow in the sun. It's not very warm, just perfect weather. I feel light, airy. My Jupiter is in Gemini, air sign. Says I may be a writer and an intellectual. Hehehe. I believe that's my only air sign tho. Got lotsa water signs in me tho. Water can be light. Gentle. Soothing. My mercury is in Virgo, so I'm super down to earth N it's in house of Capricorn, so I speak with authority. Tee hee🐾

[satureja13]

Pic above looks like a Bob Ross painting ^^ Unfortunately the lake is too cold to swim, even for Ji Ho.

And poor Ji Ho looks almost as pale as the snow outside ó.ò

Noxeema: “Honey, what’s wrong?” Ji Ho: “Hm? Oh - I feel horrible. Can you please show me where the bathroom is? Maybe it get’s better when I’m in water.” Jack: Ö.ö’ Noxema: “I have something better for you. Come on.”

Noxeema: “Babies, it’s late. I’ll take Ji Ho downstairs and head for my room then. Your bedrooms are just across the war room. I’ll show you round the bunker tomorrow. Good night.”

Noxeema: “This is no waste water, it comes from an underground source.”

Ji Ho: “It’s wonderful! Thank you!”

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[roughtradesaint]

When I was a kid, I used to rub my mom's Noxema all over my face and pretend it was makeup...