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hello im mashing my fav character with my special interest yet again !!!!!!!!!
HE WAS MADE. FOR THE PORTAL GIRLIES
#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#spiderman#atsv#thespot#portal#portal 2#wheatley#ratman#now you're thinking with portals#valve#portal fanart#spiderverse fanart#miles morales#loser scientist#myart
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RAYLA'S CUTE LITTLE PET MONKEY JUST FUCKING DECAPITATED A GODDAMN DRAGON
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IIRC, the reason you don't see moving portals in the game is that the physics engine doesn't handle them that well, so what will actually happen is probably that the cube will fly off in a completely random direction at a ridiculous speed.
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Some past fiddlestan? (Like Ford just went through the portal. He gone now. Past. Yk?)
The mystery misery yaoi
#the angst potential is so juicy#I understand why it might not be everyone's cup of tea but I like the idea of them being so 'toxic' for each other (after the portal#incident. if they met before I think they'd be pretty healthy and wholesome)#like. Fidds is already kinda losing it because of the memory gun and Stan is grieving. they're not in a mental state for a relationship#Stan would hit him with his car by accident and then try to gaslight him that 'no that never happened you're imagining things'#and Fidds would be pretending that Stan is actually Ford or trying to use the memory gun on Stan to make him believe he IS Ford#or. my favorite yet. the one I have as 'canon' in my head. they end up in a messy relationship but Fidds thinks Stan is Ford#and in tge end Stan can't keep pretending and he ends things or something#there's also the more 'happy' versions. where Fidds is still sane enough to help Stan work on the portal. I'll make some fanart of it#at least of Fiddleford tending to his burn wound or something. for now take this little doodle (I thought it was funny but what do I know)#ask#not anon#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#young fiddleford#young stan pines#young stanley pines#art#fanart#traditional art#misery yaoi#ignore all that it's late I'm tired I don't know what I'm writing
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Transmasc Leo is cool and all but y'all are missing out on the absolute hilarious scenario where he finds out he's biologically female and go "Oh. Oh. This explains so much."
And also the absolute chaos of going from the first one to come out as gay to the token straight. HOW are we missing out on this???
#rottmnt#trans-not-trans leo#leo was in a teen crisis thinking she was transfem but turns out no she was just cis all allong#and now she's in ANOTHER crisis because she lost all her homo swag#so she just decides to go by the two genders to avoid confusion but wants to incorporate she/her#actually he goes by the two pronouns not bc genderfluid but just to fuck with ppl around her#like hueso goes oh pepino you're un chico loco#enters mikey calling GIRL WHERE DID YOU GO?? STOP PORTALLING WITHOUT TELLING US WE ALMOST DIED- oh hey hueso#so yeah everyones very confused and Leo's having a blast#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#trans leo#rottmnt leo#hueso
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Coffee Stain really up and said "You want a fast travel system? Make it your own darn self."
#satisfactory#satisfactory game#satisfactory screenshot#now you're thinking with#portals#this is so late-game expensive it's not even funny#it's almost not even worth it#but it beats waiting for your train taxi all the time I guess
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your "weed smoking girlfriend" has a theta delta nix tattoo on her belly. the middle one.
me to my girlfriends: oh my god nobody has puppy-linux-official yet them: what is puppy linux oh how the ancient magicks have been forgotten in the name of ubuntu liveCDs
#<- well we are Linuxes posting about weed smoking girlfriends so both?#<- :O#now you're thinking with portals#linuxpostinggirlfriendsposting#linuxposting#weedsmokinggirlfriendsposting
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Wulf Characters: Danny Fenton, Wulf (Danny Phantom), Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Robin (DCU), Red Robin (DCU), Batman (DCU), Ra's al Ghul Additional Tags: Portals, Ghost King Danny Fenton, Comedy of Errors, DPxDC WEEK 2022, Time Travel, dp/dc week 2022, Swearing
Summary:
Okay, so Danny’s first attempt at a portal isn’t what one would call a success.
Unfortunately, instead of opening into a relatively safe (if incredibly underwhelming) cave, it splits a hole right into a great ocean of ectoplasm in the Ghost Zone, which promptly begins to flood the space around them.
It’s up to their ankles in seconds as gallons of foaming green water surge through the opening, with a thundering roar like waves crashing upon the shore.
“Uh…” Both he and Wulf just stare, watching with wide eyes as the day just gets worse and worse.
“Wulf!” Knocking himself out of his trance, Danny turns towards him and flaps his arms in panic. Oh, shit! This isn’t good! There’s no way this amount of ectoplasm in the material world is healthy, he’s going to be in so much trouble! What the hell are they meant to do? “Help!”
Originally written for dpxdc week 2022 for the prompt "Wulf teaches Danny how to open portals. It does not go to plan."
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc week#dpxdc week 2022#danny phantom#batman#danny phantom crossover#it feels like cheating tagging this as dpxdc week but like.... technically most of it was written for then!#things just got way in the way sorry lmao#anyway i feel Accomplished with this#if only because of the translation css/html shit#huge thank you to the tutorial i linked#huge thank you to spinos for finding the tutorial i linked lmao#anyway!!!! just a little fun panic filled romp for danny#where he gets to act like a little kid meeting his heroes for the first time#because he is!#alternative name for this: now you're (not) thinking with portals#anyway uh enjoy thank you love you xox
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Soo, a couple days ago I learned that Apparently the internet is horny for GLaDOS... This never occurred to me as a possibility... I- I understand some people are into being bullied by the big robot lady. But like- I stopped playing Portal 2 for like a month because she was being too mean to me.
#Granted#This might also be me forgetting that being aroace is not the norm#Also in my defense#I was like 8-10 the first time I played Portal 2#My tiny child brain didn't want to be bullied and went “Fuck this you're mean. Bye bye”#Now that I think about it little me had a point in not tolerating that treatment#Huh#aro#glados#portal 2
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Snowonwinter asked onesmallstep
So, did you ever find out what the Changelings thing was about? I'm looking at doing pre history next year, and will be heading to earth for my foundation year - is that something I need to know about? I can't find any information by searching.
onesmallstep:
buddy, i have learned enough about changelings and runners in the past week to give me nightmares for a lifetime.
from what i can gather based on the helpful links that other users on this site have sent me, it's a topic that's not very well known outside of Earth, and it's not going to be covered in your foundation course, if that's what you're asking.
that being said, i do think it's something that people in every sector should learn about, ESPECIALLY history and medical students who are coming to Earth for their studies. it's one of truly dark parts of human history, but it's something that Earth children have to come to terms with at a very young age, something that continues to affect them to this day, and as guests on their planet the least we can do to show them proper respect as our hosts is to not turn a blind eye to all the terrible things that have been done to them.
[HERE] is a helpful link from University Earth America, for an article titled "Changelings and Runners: How a centuries-old tragedy continues to affect the children of today"
trigger warnings for: child abduction, murder, generational trauma, genocide, systemic discrimination, dehumanisation
#changelings and runners #cw changelings and runners #history #offworlder
#answers from the portal future#portal future#changelings and runners#janet edwards#don't worry about the formatting!#i'm not too hung up on that#also i LOVE seeing the urls that people come up with#but if you're having trouble thinking of one it's totally okay to say that 'anonymous asked'#i still have two more asks in my inbox but i have to go to sleep now so i hope you guys don't mind me waiting til tomorrow to answer them!#i LOVE getting asks for this blog they're always so fun to answer
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i told my team i was leaving and every single one of them decided to quit too. leadership skills may not be perfect but i sure led them to the lifeboats when i noticed the ship had started taking on water!!
#dan.txt#work blogging#i gave my bosses 6 weeks notice so they could approve my suggested replacement and i could train her up#3 weeks in i had heard nothing at all. one boss kept trying to get me to do things for events happening after my last day.#the last straw was when my boss's boss took away some necessary privileges on our portal. that was an accident but still.#i went in to talk to my boss like 'you are not taking this seriously. have you approved my replacement?'#and he told me they're not replacing me until q2 of next year. and he's going to be doing my job until then.#and tbh that shit insulted me!! you think my job is so frivolous that you can just be fine with no one doing it?? mmmmmokay#so internally i said 'if you're gonna shit the bed i'm gonna get out' and externally i said 'my last day will now be this sunday.'#and then i didn't do all the Extra Shit i do to make this shit work. and when he asked me why the week went poorly i told him that was why.#and when i put my 6 weeks in all 4 of my team members started looking for new jobs and he just found out this week all of them are leaving#the Fear is setting in for him but also: WHEN YOU FUCK AROUND YOU FIND OUT LMAOOOO
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Submachine 7: the core
#submachine#flash#pro tip: do not start posting about something you have opinions on at a time when you're braindead more often than not.#sooo embarrassingly enough i didn't remember what this one was about when i sat down to replay it#i mixed it up with 9#even though i think 7 is one of the part with the most distinct aesthetics and atmosphere#i love the use of blue in this one + very fitting for a winter palace#alsooo after hearing about karma portals since the start now we actually see them! i was so thrilled about this when i first played lol#love how elizabeth asks not to use them and then. you spend the whole game using them. oops#also love how you end the game abandoned again. understandably so. but still. and ig actually because of murtaugh again. yay#i didn't like the symbols puzzle though i just don't like the sort of stuff where you gotta note what have you seen in which location
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"Can you guys stop fighting the multiverse is at stake here."
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Me when I'm at the old parking garage by the abandoned mall taking selfies on film
#I literally can't draw the biohazard symbol to save my life but anyway imagine that's there instead of the black circles of void#Caleb might not show it 100% but he is easily embarrassed#In case you're wondering what Cord's hybrid outfit is it's a cartoony thief getup to match his magic#That is to say his magic is cartoon physics (in the protection sense)#WHICH HE DID IN FACT HAVE BEFORE G5 DROPPED. JUST TO MAKE IT KNOWN.#Yes I'm still giddy about it one year later. I did the thing. I did the thing and then the thing was proven to be a good thing. Eeeeeee#Anyway. Caleb's magic is being able to enter and exit screens like they're portals#And also control connected electronics while he's doing it#Caleb is the reason you do not want an internet of things.#But in veneer-verse everything is suuuuper over tech-ified and so he is like. One of the most op characters lol#Shhhh#Listen. He's my favorite let me have this one#But yeah I think the main point is to be like. Look at all this cool stuff. Look how helpful it could be. Now look at how corrupted it is#By this megacorporation playing god. Let's kill and eat the ceo!!!!#Oh I didn't explain the thief part of cords outfit. He stole a LOT of stuff from that megacorp while he worked there#In prep of screwing them over. Hence the cartoony thief outfit. He even stole two prototypes of his own stuff.#Because like. *he's* the one who built the wings and the first portal device#But because he was working under crestfall when he made them they're legally not his. So he stole them by taking them back#''stole'' ... you know.#Veneer#Caleb Oroitz#Cord Motus#Btw if you're wondering why specifically physical selfies... Because in universe every photo taken on a recently made device is uploaded to#A mega cloud owned by crestfall where every photo/video/document is stored. So the gang all take physical photos and share them around :)#No information given to crestfall (and therefore the government) about them vibing in the abandoned industrial district#Because they don't need to know they're there. And they ESPECIALLY don't need to know where Caleb ran off to.#Or that Cord is actually alive.#Jerric helped Cord fake his death and got him a job as a physics professor... It's a whole thing.#Caleb was essentially being held hostage by them 4 20 years (nice) until Bing and Chase broke him out to help their friend Sarah DiAngelo#Anyway it's almost 5am and I REALLY should be sleeping good night sorry for the oc posting it will happen again
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Unfortunately i think the wardens are. Bad. Not because of difficulty but literally because there is nothing in there that is immediately useful to a player that can't be found in less deadly places. If they'd made it part of progression to like. The end ig. Then maybe. But the rare armor trim does nothing and now i have 15 sharpness 2 enchanted books and a record. No weapons no armor nothing that's necessary to get somewhere else like idk. Another dimension or even a needed peice to get into the end. Just one really tough guy who will respawn over and over and over again. Sure a recovery compass is cool. But that's not worth all that trouble of getting though this place. To me. At least.
#This needed to be sat on a little longer to me.#What if ancient cities were Attached to strongholds#And you were forced to fight ONE warden to get the last block of the end portal#That would give them some purpose to me#'Oh but plenty of mobs don't drop-' lies experiencing farming minor health mobs is important in late game.#'The end dragon doesn't-' well the end is now it's own Big Thing so that's the reward but the poem is the real reward#The wither can at least make it so you can make a beacon which I also think is useless but if your summoning the wither you're already in#Also I will literally never play this game with out a minimap and way point mod the compass is useless to me#On console I could see it being nice but how many times will you die before you can even get it
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4 11 and 15 for the ask game? :3
4... see, the most important part of a fishing minigame isnt the minigame itself, but the rest of the game around it. so this is kinda difficult. id mention a bunch of examples but.. it got kinda long, so lets skip to the punch, yah?
a short hike has the best fishing minigame ive seen. the minigame itself is simple, just mash a, and it's hard to fail, but the fun comes in with trying to find out where each type of fish lives.. you end up trying every little spot of water on the island, and finding rarer and rarer variants! its just a fun time (also once you find one of each fish you can talk to the fisherman on the boat and get a gold fishing rod which finds rare variants easier)
11. favourite berry? hm... raspberry. kinda close between raspberries and blackberries
15. a quote from a game that lives rent free in my head.. theres quite a few to pick from. i'm not sure what to choose.
ah how about this? even though it's been ages since i've played it, i still occasionally have himiko from fucking danganronpa v3 in my head going "Nyehh...."
#i also have the prayer to the forest god from one of nitw's side game things stuck in my head#in their wings#in their trees#all things die#be at peace#cease all care#they are coming#god of the forest#cary us#dont know why it's stuck in my head but it is#there really is a bunch of examples i could use for 15#though i'm not sure i'd be able to tell you all of them now. some i think of and use regularly but i'd have to kinda be reminded of#like a few lines from persona! which i only just remembered. futaba saying 'halright lets get moving' or the way joker whispers 'persona'#akihiko's ''ive been waiting for this!'' aigis's ''i comprehend'' one of the velvet room girls' ''not terrible but not impressive''#i cant believe i didnt think of them before. these phrases are a part of me#also ''you're a liar and a thief. who's going to believe you when you keep lying to yourself?'' from pathologic's opening#so so many examples. i didnt even mention the portal turret quotes!#a lot of what i say or think is stolen words. maybe half stolen from games#.ok ok one more. erika from onhs saying ''so that's how it is'' i rarely actually say it but i think it so often#these games are a part of me#..oh yeah also on fishing games. rune factory 1 hades and stardew have good fishing games too#but the worst fishing game ive seen is unfortunately in momodora 5. you can only fish in such limited areas...#and theres no differences in fish availability between the areas! and a certain few fish are just unreasonably rare#and the fishing minigame itself is so minimal! which could be fine if the everything else was good or worked with it#*le sigh*#anyway#uh#stars its 3:40am#communication
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