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zimtlees · 6 months ago
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food....water....clay...
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he's so silly🤪🫢 (he wants to kill himself)
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jessefandomunited · 2 months ago
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Now you don't - love triangle OC Quinn, Spencer Reid and Daniel atlas
Quinn is the new escape artist in the group and is going to be tasked with escaping right from under special agent Spencer Reid who has just been tasked with assisting in tracking down the horsemen . However there may be some tension that neither of them were expecting when meeting . How will it all go when it seems that Spencer isn't the only one harboring feeling for them . Read and find out
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Part one - the mission
My name is Quinn , or at least that's what I've told them to call me, and I've been in the eye for a long time now . After we had unveiled Walter Maybry and beat Arthur Tressler for the second time we were back in hiding and prepping for the new show. My part of the team was as an escape artist . I think ever since Henley left they've been looking for a new person to replace her and I was the fit. I got along fairly well with everyone aside from Atlas . He had this superior complex I didn't care for and i enjoyed messing with him much like Merritt did, though he didn't seemed to just brush it off like he did with Merritt comments. He never screamed or swore at me , he would go quiet and seethe . I didn't mind him and just tried to focus on the task at hand. It was a bit rough when we were all living in the same secret bunker.
I woke up slowly stretching, the oversized shirt I had on in place of pjs that had a large picture of Nicholas cages face wrinkled and folded as I got up and looked at myself in the mirror. I pulled on some plaid shorts and ran my hand through my fingers a few time to look a bit presentable for breakfast. We had been doing a few smaller shows in various locations to try and make the fbi think we were everywhere and nowhere so currently it was me , Daniel and Lula under the same roof while Merritt , Jack and Dylan did a show who knows where. It was a bit awkward since Daniel was often cold towards me but me and Lula got along just fine so it wasn't all bad.
As I went into the kitchen I was upset to see just Atlas sitting there drinking coffee. He looked up then looked quickly back down at his phone . " yeah morning to you too" I mumbled . I opened the cabinet and pulled out my coffee cup before pouring a generous amount into my cup. I squeezed my eyes shut trying to think of anything to ask him about ," um ...so ..any new updates from the eye on what the next step of our plan is?" I took the creamer out of the fridge as I waited for his response.As I poured it as I glanced over at him noticing he had this unnerved look on his face as if he was holding something back . " what is it" I asked a bit worried. " we will talk more about it when Lula wakes up " he said simply . I shifted a bit uncomfortably as he held his silence. " DANIEL" I insisted using his first name which I almost never do. He looked up a bit surprised and guilty like he had been put on the spot " I can't yet okay...just .. well wait on Lula to talk about it" he actually looked upset and it wasn't directed at me this time which was new to me. I sipped at the coffee and said " is this an assignment for me?" He closed his eyes briefly I think realizing I was not willing to wait for Lula. " have a seat" he said gently . I sat down and he pulled up something on his phone . I slowly sat next to him too anxious to drink more of my coffee. " the eye has noticed that the FBI is trying to crack down on us more than usual and has just recruited a new team specifically to help out in finally capturing us. A behavioral analysis unit no less" he explained turning his phone to show me the team. I flipped through the files of all the different agents now assigned to us. " so what's this have to do with me" I asked as I stopped at a specific agent names Spencer Reid. He looked younger than the rest with this soft face and messy brown hair. He wasn't too bad looking either . " You are our resident escape artist , so they think it would be a good look for you to get "caught" by them then escape right from under their noses ." I felt my heart pound a bit at the thought " what...I escape when we control the environment! You know that!" He sighed " the eye is going to have it so the environment has been adjusted to fit your needs. Why do you think I've been pushing you to do our fake interrogation room trick more than normal" he muttered. I had totally forgotten about that. We always had all these various tricks we would learn inside and out and one was a fake interrogation room esk skit where Atlas would be the police officer and I of course the one being interrogated . I thought we would use it to taunt the police a bit , not that it would be in an actual room . " when is this happening " I asked gently , trying to hide the rise of panic in my voice ." Two days" he mumbled . I rubbed my head and took a long swig of coffee before finally meeting his eyes. He looked actually concerned for once, he looked worried and almost gave off this protective aura around him. " I asked them for me to go but they said you needed to prove yourself " he explained. I felt a bit touched and laughed weekly " and here I thought you hated me ." His face twitched displaying a volley of unreadable emotions before insisting " I don't hate you you're just irritating sometimes." That made me laugh " well if you weren't so arrogant all the time I may be that less so" he opened his mouth to rebuttal but held back and instead said " you should practice." I pinched the bridge of my nose and sighed " fine , but after breakfast " he nodded and we both sat in silence.
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volturiwolf · 1 year ago
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Okay, but this moment lives in my head rent-free and then pops up occasionally.
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lixiesbabyhands · 1 year ago
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don't mind me, just binged watched the now you see me franchise. now i know it was a big thing that the second movie title didn't complete the phrase but stay with me here.
the horsemen's pattern is pretty established. set ups 1, 2, 3 that are smaller and similar, a teaser to the eventual big finale. with nysm3 coming out next year, i'm betting the fourth one gets announced soon (after the strike is up). final film of the franchise, big finale, everyone comes back. and the title?
now you don't.
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mihxiii · 2 years ago
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101 - Now You Don’t
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technologyvoid · 2 years ago
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Disappearing trick
Now you see me,
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dinosaurwithablog · 5 months ago
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I love stuff like this. Little hidden spaces make me happy 😊 😃 😀 😄 😁 these are very cool 😎
À la maison
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kenapiece-main · 4 months ago
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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nathaniacolver · 1 month ago
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arcane ships be like
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i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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dinosaurwithablog · 4 months ago
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Underwater camouflage is exceptional, dontcha think? I think that is phenomenal 😍
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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months ago
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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jessefandomunited · 2 months ago
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Now you don't-OC love triangle between Spencer Reid and Daniel Atlas
Quinn is the new escape artist in the group and is going to be tasked with escaping right from under special agent Spencer Reid who has just been tasked with assisting in tracking down the horsemen . However there may be some tension that neither of them were expecting when meeting . How will it all go when it seems that Spencer isn't the only one harboring feeling for them . Read and find out
Ps I think I'm gonna have a choose your own adventure esk element to the end because I honestly can't decide who they'll end up with, so we can have two converging endings
Part 2 preparing
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Practice was going good I knew all my beats and the specific locations in the room I needed to go. There were some fail saves in case I didn't hit them spot on and Atlas did different approaches as each of the potential agents that would interrogate me just to prepare me for any scenario. Abrasive , calm and collected, friendly , deceiving . It was good to practice but I felt the more I did it the less prepared I felt. After the tenth time I put a stop to this , " Atlas I need to stop, tomorrow is the day and I've been forgetting more the more we've done this , I just have to stop." He nodded and said a soft okay before taking off the handcuffs and allowing me to leave the room. " you're doing great" Lula cheered as we exited. She had been watching from the other side of the two way mirror as we practiced. She should have been doing her own thing but insisted that she needed to " keep up everyone's spirits". I let her do it , he casualness off set Atlas rigorous practice and made me feel more confident even if I forgot where the key was to get my cuffs off and had to end up breaking the chair before vanishing in the secret tunnel. The hardest part was the interrogation. Atlas wanted to make sure i wouldnt crack under pressure when they would begin to question me. I insisted I wouldn't , the eye was my home after all, i literally had nowhere to go if I left , but he still wasn't sure and grilled me over and over till I felt numb.
" hey I got soda for ya" Lula said lightly as I was stretched out on the couch mindlessly watching a movie. I smiled up at her " thanks man." I took and and sipped at it befor admitting " I don't know if I'm ready." She sat next to me and insisted " you're gonna do great , I saw you in there even when you missed a few beats the outcome was still the same and you know atlas dosent let you get away with anything , if he sees you move or pick your lock he will call it out." I chuckled " I guess so, I don't know I'm just unsure how they're gonna get me in the right room" Lula shook her head " it's the eye, they can do literally everything, I mean you've seen when Atlas was in the interrogation room on his first mission,don't worry about it." Her words put me at ease and I relaxed a bit. " we really should make sure the outfit your wearing hides all the back up cuff keys perfectly " Atlas said strolling into the room . I nodded slightly, I didn't have any energy to be snarky . " I'll get it " I said slowly getting up , Lula followed me probably eager to dress me in the coolest outfit possible for my debut .
" hey have you seen the agents on this new team" Lula said scrolling through he phone, most likely looking at the files the eye sent us on them. " yeah they seem like a very worthy opponent's " I sighed looking through my closet . " no not that I mean they're all kind of hot " she chuckled , literally like all of them ." I laughed loudly for a first time in a while and said sarcastically " yes I guess I am very lucky arnt I , I may flub on purpose just to stay there longer ?" She smirked and said " come on one had to have caught your eye, who do you hope interrogates you." I sighed and decided to be honest " Spencer Reid ." She looked at him and laughed " you know he kind of looks like Danny." I shook my head " absolutely not." She giggled " I mean I always felt something burning between you two ." I rolled my eyes so hard it almost hurt " oh please he can't stand me , and the feeling is mutual." " I don't know he seems really worried about your solo mission ," she teased . " oh please , I thought we talking about the fbi agents " I said changing the subject. " right , so nerdy boys your pick ," she said ," seems like he's a more easy going interrogator , they may use him ." I threw some options on the bed where Lula was sitting and said " come on we're supposed to be picking a good outfit. " okay okay ," she said putting her hands up , then chuckled " what if we hand crafted a shirt or crop top that said " I ❤️ the FBI" ?" I laughed " oh that would be great ." I dug out a blank green crop top with long sleeves that we could easily put some keys in . I grabbed some casual paper bag esk shorts and some simple tennis shoes . Our goal was to look as unassuming as possible." I'll Wear this zip up hoodie too so the shirt reveal is more dynamic and surprising " I added . " perfect " Lula cheered as I pulled out my art supplies which included fabric paint. I allowed Lula to decorate while I started sewing in the handcuff keys.
A few minuets later atlas popped his head in to look at our progress and almost rolled his eyes at the shirt, " are you guys taking this seriously!?" " I have like four different keys in the shirt and shorts , we're just having a little fun" I explained . " fine put at least two more " he insisted before walking out . I shook my head ," you really think he's harboring deep romantic feelings for me ?" Lula chuckled ," hey you know what they say love and hate are one are closer than you think." " sure sure " I mumbled putting a few more keys within reach.
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beaft · 11 months ago
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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perrieedwards · 5 months ago
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
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lastoneout · 1 year ago
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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