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i am over 2k words into the smut part of this fic and just now getting to the first of several orgasms and all i have to say is i love being gay and thinking about hot women sneezing <3
#remember when i said this might be two parts? scratch that it's back to one bc dragging the beginning out was making it worse#i will say i don't consider myself to be a prolific smut writer and this is my first time writing *this kind* of smut so i'm still nervous#it's adding a fun new layer to the usual 'where are your fucking hands? how are you positioned? which 'she' am i talking about here?'#now we get to add in:#is there enough sneezing? am i dragging out the build-ups too much? when was the last sneeze? how do you fucking spell that??#i've decided that my rule of thumb is if i still think it's hot then it's probably fine <3#also i know i said i was going to stop making promises about this but it REALLY feels like it might be up soon so...🤞🤞
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only you.
#I still cannot fathom that the jayvik ending we got is real#I'm still convinced I will wake up from a dream#Every tiny thing about it was absolutely perfect#and I applaud everyone who worked on it#so all I really wanted to add was a little kiss#in honour of this incredibly beautiful scene#jayvik intertwined their souls and will now spend eternity together#jesus christ#get a room you two#arcane#arcane fanart#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce#viktor#jayce and viktor#my art#fanart
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I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing
imo the could have just done this:
- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner
- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood
- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE
- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING
- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it
- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas
basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!
#tua#tua season 4#the umbrella academy#the umbrella academy spoilers#I never post stuff like this but season 4 made me angry#needed to get this out of my system#if you have any ideas to add please do so!!!#fanon is all we have now#five hargreeves#lila pitts
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he aangy >:(
#i NEED to see aang be jealous over his beautiful amazing talented gf getting hit on every other day#we already saw Katara be jelly in the comics that shall not be named now it’s HIS turn#maybe i’ll add a katara vers. later#atla#avatar the last airbender#avatar: the last airbender#a:tla#kataang#katara#aang#aang x katara#katara x aang#my art
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Welcome to the world, Moonpaw and Moonpaw(?)
Revisiting my Moonpaw doodles from last year after reading The Elders' Quest!
#cannot for the life of me find the design that inspired the orange tabby with white voids in her pelt#ik multiple ppl have done it now but pls lmk if you know who started it so i can credit 🙏#warriors#warrior cats#moonpaw#thunderclan#designs#i'll add the name of the orange cat later if we get one besides 'the voice' or moonpaw#changing skies#changing skies spoilers#the elders quest#the elders' quest#the elders' quest spoilers#the elders quest spoilers#elders' quest spoilers#elders quest spoilers
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Didn’t know that holo-pic was still there.

Here is the very, very late anniversary comic! I’ve had this idea since almost the very beginning of the series. Just something to chew on.
Bonus: Meme redraw to hopefully lighten up reader’s spirits! :D

#chiligerart#comic#loathsome coworkers#cc 2224#darth vader#star wars#okay sooooo hope everyone’s doing good today :D#we will get back to our regularly scheduled comedy after this#the angst isn’t here to stay#special appearance:#captain rex#captain gregor#commander wolffe#meme#wow this sure is a long post#hm. I forgot to add grey streaks to 2224’s hair… I’ll fix that later#now I must sleep
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hi so this post has spoilers for both homicipher and tkatb!
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haha… doodle page… urg…
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#num draws#sol posting#crowe posting#klein posting#ok i dont think the homicipher guys are gonna get their own tags#FOR NOW#digital art#yandere#fanart#yandere vn#tkatb vn#the kid at the back vn#tkatb spoilers#the kid at the back sol#the kid at the back crowe#tkatb sol#tkatb crowe#homicipher#mr crawling#mr silvair#mr hood#mr scarletella#klein vn#kleinv01#klein v.0.1#originally this was gonna be just tkatb#but then i finished homicipher and also saw the klein sprite.#was gonna add more but i ran out of space LMFAOOO anyways here we are!#if they look bad pls ignore it.#cw blood
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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— a guy asks for your number ft. hoshina, narumi, reno
warnings: mentions dick and profanities in hoshina's





#kaiju no.8 x reader#kaiju no8 x reader#kn8 x reader#hoshina soshiro x reader#hoshina x reader#ichikawa reno x reader#reno x reader#reno ichikawa x reader#narumi gen x reader#narumi x reader#i swore to myself that i would never write text fics again bc they get unbearable to look at after texting styles change#but here we are bc i read actually the funniest text fics ever just now by inmaki#i am not nearly funny enough to replicate but i tried#I APOLOGIZE FOR THE VULGARITY OF HOSHINA i do wish to believe he is quite the gentleman but i can also imagine it somehow#so get a man who can do both (COMPROMISE!)#sorry i was going to add more people i really was but i gave up#next time ill write two for each of them🤞 (not a promise bc i will break the promise)#THANK U FOR READING IF U READ THIS ILY#also this has been sitting in my drafts for AGES LIKE SOLID MONTHS NOW but now that the anime is out i think it is time to post
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this happens at the end of the influencer arc. im alan becker trust me/JJJJJ
seperate image vers/closeups?
#alan becker#ava#animator vs animation#ava red#ava tsc#ava the second coming#ava yellow#ava green#ava blue#yeah mad yellow is the name for scientist yellow now#i would have written mad scientist yellow but it felt toooo long#i think this is a cool idea though! we should get this right guys righr gith righfkmvc#also sorry. had to add blueblonde in somehow hehe#i am not okay after influencer arc ep 2 by the way. i am coping#lilacsart
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genuinely curious how the writers and larger dragon age audience would treat thom rainier if instead of being appropriately* repentant and putting himself in prison he blew up a major orlesian government building to instigate a chevalier rebellion or tried to have someone do some necromantic blood magic ritual involving uncertain danger and possible sacrifices to bring the innocent children he ordered killed back to life
#*appropriately as in showing the expected amount of remorse in the appropriate way in a society founded on guilt and shame#i think blackwall actually tells us a lot about how dragon age's writers conceptualize justice and deservedness of punishment#im glad we get the option to forgive him but why do we get the option when anders is exiled at best?#and later characterized as a villain by dai#when solas is willfully imprisoned at best and trapped in a horrifying psychological torture chamber at worst?#blackwall gets a full redemption happy ending if inky so chooses#and im not saying he shouldnt#i forgive him every time#but its so interesting to me that narratively speaking#he seems to earn his happy ending through submission to punishment via imprisonment#as does solas but blackwall is portrayed far more sympathetically overall#there isnt the same meta-level narrative slander and clear agenda on behalf of the writing to make you feel a certain way about his crimes#as there is with anders and solas#why? whats the difference? what did he do to buy himself that narrative goodwill?#put himself in prison? why do the writers love carceral punishment so much lmfaooo#mine#if you wanna screenshot these tags and add them to the reblog feel free#im realizing i prob just shouldve put all of this in the post but its too late now#i think theres actually a strong argument that thom does not do nearly ENOUGH to right his wrongs#where is his effort to reform the orlesian military? where is his criticism of orlesian imperialism?#how does serving in the inquisition have a direct impact on the people he harmed? it doesnt#when you compare him to someone like roy mustang#yes im comparing him to roy mustang this is my blog and you are never going to escape roy mustang comparisons here#roy's political ambitions following his war crimes are directly related to those war crimes#and his goals directly benefit the same group of people he harmed#their ancestors and family members literally#meanwhile blackwall just kind of does vague “good” deeds and gets a full redemption#he really does not make much effort to repatriate the harm he did as a soldier#he just moves on#which again.... no shade to blackwall. my inky forgives him
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Happy birthday, Namjoon (12.09.1994)✨
#btsgif#btsedit#cyphernet#userdimple#raplineuser#userpat#annietrack#usersky#tuserandi#useremmeline#usermaggie#userkelli#usersevn#heyginkgo#usermizuoka#userines#namjoonedit#kim namjoon#bts#*#as usual i had zero ideas so i was inspired by the video i saw on twt#i was sure it was in my likes but now i can't find it i wanted to add link in the caption (videomakers pls use watermarks!)#anyway that video made me very soft and this was exactly what i needed at that moment so i decided to make soft joonie gifset💖#the idea is not original i know but i wanted to give it a try so here we are#as much as i enjoyed collecting the moments gathering them together and trying not to get 10mb+ well that was the torture lol#i'm not content with the quality and consistent coloring? what is it? idk her but this is my baby i love it#anyway2 welcome to the club big fella! it's fun here you're gonna love it😈
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got hit with divine visions and cranked this out in a couple of hours
#we got eternal damnation tomorrow#i might? add onto this in the future since i have very very vague ideas for the rest of the song but i'm too lazy to wait for those#to develop. so everyone gets to see it now. yayy#rusty venture#the venture bros#venture bros#i would tag jonas cause hes? kind of there but also not. idkkkk. go my abstract symbolism#that is very much inspired by a 2001 aso scene. sniles sneetly
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I need to become a writer I just had the silliest idea
Okay so girls used to be the word for all children right? And Nightmare and Dream are Old and don't realise the meanings have changed, so imagine Cross one day trying to come out to Nightmare by saying how he "used to be a girl" and Nightmare responding "Well yes but that's no cause for guilt, we all were at some point" and accidentally giving Cross the impression that the entire gang is trans. And then every time he goes to one of the others and tries to subtly bring it up they think he's talking about something else and it keeps the bit going
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Nightmare Sans#Comedic misunderstandings I love you#I just want him sidling up to Killer while he's organising his jars of monster dust and souls and whatever#being like ''...so. ... how long ago did you...''#But Killer thinks he's talking about the jars so he's like ''oh around the time Nightmare picked me up''#''Oh. ...and he was. okay with that?'' ''yeah he doesn't care as long as I don't make a mess''#Also either at the start when he's talking to Nightmare or at the end I want him to get his gender affirmed#''We all were girls once (puts a hand on Cross's shoulder) but what matters is you are a man now. and a fine one I should add''#''Thank you boss ;-;''
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edited 22/02/2024 - my mum helped me raise the match goal from £100 to £200
edited again 22/02/2024 - I met and exceeded my goal! Donations are still very welcome because I think it's really impactful to show our collective donations, I will close this on the 27th when I am paid and can make my donation
Idea credit goes to @ibtisams and I was inspired by @stuckinapril and @geekydragon !
I am doing a donation match!
I will match every pound donated, from now until next week, up to £200! I will donate £50 regardless of the outcome.
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1. Donate any amount you can to one of the places below:
UNRWA | Palestine children's relief fund | esims (link is a how to guide!) | Operation olive branch (any family that resonates with you)
2. Send me proof/receipt showing the date and amount, cross out any other information you wish
(currency does not matter, I will convert it and donate the equivalent in GBP)
3. I will update in the reblogs how much has been donated so far, and will make my matched donation on the 27th of February (when I get paid the money I plan to donate)
I'm currently planning on splitting my donation across the above sources, but I will donate £200 total.
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If we meet the match goal we will raise £400 for people who desperately need it right now! It's easy to feel a small donation doesn't help, so hopefully this is a way to illustrate how it all does really add up.
Any amount helps, if you have £1 to spare please do, but if you can donate more I urge you to
If you have nothing to spare, please reblog and do your daily click
#this is probably an awful time to post because my dash is not active at this time but I will reblog when I see people being online#I am going to promote this on my Instagram and WhatsApp my friends so hopefully it will be effective#I really hope we can meet the goal#£100 is as much as I can do I'm a uni student who lives off theit maintenance but this money is from my job which I use to pad my budget#I'm expecting to get paid around £130 so that's most of it#the £30 left will probably be my next food shop !#palestine#free palestine#free gaza#all eyes on rafah#I'm not sure if there's anything I need to add so I'm just going to post this now
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Compilation of EVERY single time they changed Hobie's filter in the digital version:
Left: Theatrical release Right: Digital release
You might have to click on some of them to get a better look at Hobie, sadly I don't have a video editor that allows me to make better edits than these :')
#This took so long to make lol#cause I had to edit every scene with Hobie from both versions so I could watch them right after one another to compare them#I did this with ALL the scenes he's in also the ones where he's on screen as spider-punk#but they only changed his filters in these scenes so it was a waste of time :')#sidenote: no it wasn't it's never a waste of time to look at hobie I just couldn't use it for my GIFset lol#I also made a bouns one but I'm not allowed to post more than 30 GIFs in one post apparently so I guess I just won't add it then...#but Hobie was basically filterless during all these scenes in the theatrical version#I like that they gave him more different filters in the digital version#the only change I don't like is in the first GIFs#cause like that one post pointed out it looks like they removed his lipstick for some reason#also really wish I had a better video editor so we could get a closer look at Hobie but I did my best with what I had#also slowed some of them down to get a better look at them#been having this idea for a while and now I finally finished it!#which means I can go back to working on my fics now#hopefully lol#also lemme know if there are some other scens you guys want me to make comparisons of#cause I have both versions#the theatrical release isn't the highest quality though so if you know where I can get my hands on a better version lemme know ;)#hobie brown#spider punk#miles morales#spider man#peter b parker#jess drew#miguel o'hara#spider man across the spider verse#across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#atsv#theatrical version
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