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Feeling bits and pieces of Lana & Rena's story fall into place these past weeks/months since I've started to re-think about them is so satisfying.... I really wanna find something better than the first/old version of their dynamic ! (I don't blame young me, I didn't know any better back then haha) There's still a lot of weird spots and events & changes to figure out (especially their order of arrival) but it's so so fun thinking about them again aaaaa, I missed my messy girls so much
#truly figuring out that Lana is a bitch was what broke the dam I think#their story just wans't really working bc Lana was a very... passive paticipant ??? like very reactive / stuff would happen TO her#but not BECAUSE of her#now though ??? oh boy hahahaha#she grows a lot though... rn I'm trying to figure out the moment she starts to accept her really check slap#and understands she has to make ammends (but later... understand that she has to forgive herself)#I need to spend more time thinking about Rena in the future but for now I've been pleasantly surprised to figure out the person she is#outside of her traumatised self fdksjhk#she is so soft she kinda makes me want to cry ngl#paracosm#lana#rena#renaiel#lanare#beary talk#oc#ocs#beary ramble#symphonia#zellk#zellk ocs
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ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS PT.11

THESE NOTES ARE ONLY A STUDY OF MINE AND HAS/HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN YET, SO IF IT DOES NOT RESONATE WITH YOU, FORGIVE ME AS IT WAS ONLY A STUDY/OBSERVATION OF MINE.
I DO NOT PLAGIARIZE, COPY OR REWORD ANY OF MY FELLOW ASTROLOGY OBSERVERS POSTS AND I DEMAND THE SAME IN RETURN.
• As a 5th house Saturn with an Aquarius Chiron in the 11th house, I can now tell u with utmost confidence that online dating is not for me😭. I have tried it before and all I've got is trauma and pain.
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• Speaking of Chiron, people having chiron in the 11th house have had wounding experiences and traumatic incidents online with people. Please especially be careful online you guys. Friends and social groups will also wound you all and you feel pretty left out in your friend group.
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• Did you know? In a woman's chart, Mars is said to represent the man, a woman is extremely attracted to but shouldn't be around and Jupiter represents the woman's husband. Now, in brief Mars is the bad boy and Jupiter is the suitable boy.
This is why I believe one can check their Jupiter placement too in order to understand where are they most likely to meet their husband and how he would be as a person.
Example:
✓ I personally, having a Capricorn Mars in 10th house am so attracted to the typical CEO man who wears black suits and wraps his belt around his wrist in front of you to show you his dominance👇👇. I love a dominant man. Like the '50 shades of grey' kinda man hahaha😭😂






✓ My jupiter although is in Sagittarius in the 9th house so I'm most likely to meet my husband in college, university, while traveling or in any educational institute. He will most likely be bubbly, fun and very adventurous👇👇. He can love dad jokes too. He will love knowledge and philosophy. He won't be like the dominant daddy I want lol but a protective man who might wanna be a dominant daddy deep down hahahaha😭😂😂. He will be husband material though. He's also most likely to be the 'golden retriever' boy. Oh, he can also love dogs too.






• For Men, Venus is the women they are most attracted to and Moon is their wife.
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• If Venus in 4rth,6th, and 12th house natives were a song:
• FIXED sign MARS and MOON horniness are like:
• How people feel around 1st and 10th house MOON natives:
• I have observed that whenever a person has placements in 10th house, 11th house, Aquarius or Capricorn, the first half of their life (birth- 30's) will always be filled with struggles and pain.
The second half of their life will be full of rewards and blessings for having gone through all of Saturn's trials and tests successfully.
Where Saturn sits can also play a major role in these lessons, along with the placements mentioned above.
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• The planet nearest to your True node is the life or soul purpose that you need to fulfill and mission that you need to accomplish in this lifetime. Planets conjunct True node will have a MASSIVE impact in your life.
Example: If a person has Neptune near or conjunct True node, their soul purpose in this lifetime is to walk this Spiritual path and help others with their gifts. They also believe in renouncing the world and feel a sense of ease in spiritual places like monasteries and isolated temples. They are definitely gifted with spiritual or higher gifts and their mission is to help others with it or get a spiritual enlightenment.
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• Saturn is a protective figure in our chart. Where he sits is where you are most protected from people who are not good for you or have ulterior motives towards you. Wherever he sits is also where the people in that area get heavy karmic punishment if and when they do you dirty.
If you hurt someone there, you will get instant karma, like a sudden tight slap on the face. Saturn is like your father, instant punishment when you make a mistake or do something unjust but they wait for the right time to strike the person who hurt you.
When another person hurts you in that area, they'll get karmic payback but it will be after a while and it will be BIG. It's like the power move of a vedio game character where you see the energy in their fist accumulate for a while and then they give their mighty blow to the opponent.
Examples:
✓ That's why when Saturn sits in the 5th, even if you'd want to be with that person romantically so bad, something happens and you can't be with him/her. It's like a protective shield. If anybody hurts you in love, they're gonna see their next relationships fail and they won't be as happy as they were with you.
✓ That's why when Saturn sits in the 1st, people who do you dirty get karma instantly and no matter how much you want that person to see you in a good light, something happens and they don't, only because they're bad for you and Saturn doesn't want you anywhere near them. Whoever does you dirty will face karmic payback all over gurl.. they're gonna get hurt left, right, up, down, everywhere😭👏.
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• I have noticed natives having Leo ascendant, Sun in 1st house or Sun conjunct ascendant have this undeniable glow. They glow so so much!✨ Even if they're in a bad mood or they don't maintain their skin using expensive skin products, they have this natural glow to themselves.
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• People having Jupiter in 1st, 4rth,9th and 12th house are extremely divinely protected beings. It's like the divine has shielded them with so so much of positive vibrations and layers of protective energy. These people are the hardest to send negative energies to because, even if they feel bad for a while, they are hopeful and find ways to make themselves feel better. The divine has literally got their back.
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• Aquarius moon women are actually detached from their mothers. They also do not have the ability to express exactly how they feel emotionally but they have so so much emotion running deep in them. These people are also hard to put a pin on, especially when they have Moon in 10th house.
It's like how Edward feels towards Bella in Twilight, you know, like, he tells her he can't read her mind or understand her mind and that frustrates him. The only difference here is Edward is everyone and these natives are Bella.😂😭👍
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• A Man with Mars and/or Moon in 4rth house when he falls in love:
• Lilith in 7th house or Libra often feel this way👇:
• People often perceive SUN in 11th and 12th house this way (cuz they can't identify them easily) :
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Thankyou for Reading through this today❤️🔥
I really hope you all enjoyed it and I have no idea why am I so interested in analysing Saturn's placements more deeply these days😂😅. Anyways I hope you all have a great day ahead!💝
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make a story with a lot of bloating and belches please
Here we go! Ended up putting in more effort than planned, haha. Aches and Gains: What the hell… where am I? Who are all these huge men walking around? Oh that’s right, the gym. I was working out wasn’t I? Yeah, my muscles feel really sore, must have been a killer workout. Pushing myself to my absolute limit, what a legend I am.

Who is this? Someone waving. Oh they are worried. Don’t worry, haha, I’m fine. UURRP! I just take this place seriously, that's all. Needed a quick rest. Vision’s still a little blurry but I’m getting there.
Now where was I? Just finished a set or did I finish my whole workout? Yeah I’m so sore I must be done. Especially my abs, they are really tight. I guess it was a core day. BUURRP! Oh that feels much better. I can get up now.
Whoo! I’m starting to feel alive again. Let's check out my pump in the mirror. Bet I’m looking real huge today. This shirt is kinda hard to get off, it’s so tight. Must be a crazy pump. Ah, there we go!
What the?! I’m freakin’ huge but… why have I lost so much definition?! My belly is so damn bloated! That’s okay, just my protein shake kicking in. No problem. Damn, look at the pecs on me though! Jealous of these bad boys, losers? Hahaha! King of the gym today. UUURRRP! I was already big and now I’m even bigger! URP!

I keep belching. Kinda weird but it relieves the pressure in my belly. I just need to get it all out, and find my abs again, haha. BUUUUURRRRRP! What are they all looking at? Goddamn greatness, that’s what. Oh don’t give me that pissy look staff, this place might as well be mine anyway.
I still haven’t relieved all the pressure in my gut. Aaaahhh! It hurts so much. UUURRRP! It’s like I’m inflating. I can’t get it out quick enough. BUUUURRRRP! Yeah, I know everyone, I don’t want to burp this much, okay. Geez. Everyone is on my case today. Oh great, now a staff member is coming up to me. This is unbelievable, I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh… my protein shake. Yeah guess I left it back there. Thanks. URRPP!
That cleared some room for a bit more protein shake. Bottoms up. Tastes so good. I’m so hungry too. Can’t stop myself from chugging it all. UUUUUUURRRRRRRP! That hit the spot. Hope y’all can smell that, it reeks of stale protein, hahaha. Deserve it for being so judgy.
God! I can feel myself getting bigger. Yes! I’m growing so much, so huge. My gut though… I look like I’ve eaten a five-course meal… twice. Aaaaaahhhhh! So much pressure… need to get it out… now!
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP!
Looks like I caught someone with that point blank. Looks like they might pass out too. Hey, want another one? UUUURRRRP! Hahahaha! Take this! BUUUUURRRRRP!
WOW! Just caught myself in the reflection and damn! I’m so big, I’m jealous of myself. Look at these huge guns. Boom! This chest keeps getting bigger too. And my back, chef’s kiss. So goddamn wide and perfect! Legs looking thick too! I’m such a beast, let's go! Who cares if I’ve got a big, bloated belly. Bigger is better right. I’d take it any day with these gains. BUUUURRRRAAAAP!
I’m starting to get used to these burps. Feels so nice when I let them out. Like a lion’s roar. So manly. UUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAP! Is this too disgusting for all of you? Well bad luck. BUUURRRP! I’ve got a lot more coming! BAAAAUUUURRRRP! Let me show you all what a beast like me sounds like…
BWWWWWWOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUPPP!
Hahahahaha! This entire gym reeks now! Oh look here, we have a big, strong man coming up to start a fight. I’m the king of this gym, okay bro. Wait, not looking for a fight. Complimenting me? Hell yeah! This big guy gets it. New gym buddy right over here. What’s this? A protein shake. Thanks bro, I actually feel like I need another one.
This is UURRP unbelievable, how BUURRP can a protein OOUURRP taste so damn UURRP good? What has BOOOUUUURRRP he put in this UUURRRP thing? No seriously what is in it? Nevermind. Just a bro helping another bro out by giving him some fuel.
Time to leave. Not sure if this gym can handle me for much longer. This employee at the reception looks pissed, haha. Well I’m gonna tell him what’s on my mind.
BUUUURRRRP-OOOOUUUURRRRAAAAAP-BWWWWWOOOOOUUUUURRRRRP!
Don’t think I’ll need to pay to get in anymore.
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙loyal…but not that loyal | CS55˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: carlos sainz x barcelona footballer!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: idk shit abt football!!! also so short sorry
summary: in which your boyfriend is your biggest fan whilst also being your biggest hater
a/n: i havent posted im ages omg sorry im making my comeback w some cs55 fic which is fitting <33
request!!!: Hi, can you please do a smau where Carlos Sainz is dating a barcelona player and he still supports her even tho he's a Real Madrid fan
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user1 sooo excited for this season!!
user2 carlos cameo woohoooo
user3 i love y/n omg
user4 coolest girl ever
user5 obsessed w her & carlos even tho he's a real madrid fan hahahaha
user6 he's loyal to his girl but not THAT loyal
yourteammate my favourite girl boss <3
yourusername hehe 🙆♀️ love you
alexandrasaintmleux slaying girl
yourusername need to see u soon
alexandrasaintmleux lemme come to a game 🥅
yourusername i'll get you on the pitch
charles_leclerc 🤨 you sure you want that?
user7 omggg LOL
user8 love their friendship
carlossainz55 love you, not the shirt
yourusername there's still time baby. join us
carlossainz55 no thank you you're beautiful though
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transcript -> interviewer: how is life off the track? carlos: it is good as usual! i am looking forward to another break soon. interviewer: you have any specific plans? carlos: well, let's just say i have a lot of football to catch up on. my girlfriend will make me cheer for barcelona.
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user18 ugh he's so hot
user19 y/n mention 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
user20 a good day for y/n nation
landonorris "a while" it's been a week
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carlossainz55 a week is not a while in england?
yourusername aww he just wanted an excuse to post pics of me
landonorris valid i suppose
user21 i see my man getting weak for a barcelona player ....
user22 dw he knows his roots
user23 i love y/n off duty she's so cool
user24 one day he's gonna post a pic in a barca top & it's gonna break the internet
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carlossainz55 my beautiful girl ❤️
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user27 see. he's getting weak
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user33 omg. y/n thirst trap this is not a false alarm
user34 i took the pic xoxo
alexandrasaintmleux Y/N you hottie
yourusername oh stop it you !!!!
alexandrasaintmleux sexy footballer body 😍
charles_leclerc what is happening here?
yourusername im stealing your girl, that's what
user35 valid tbh
user36 she can run me over
user37 goddess <333
carmenmmundt oh helloooo 👀
yourusername yes i am single
carmenmmundt oh that was easy.
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user38 hahahah omg y/n stealing all the f1 wags
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Asaba Harumasa canon facts
Like I promised here's my post about stuff I learned about Harumasa from Section 6, curtesy of Yanagi, I swear her conversations and trust events are gonna be more about her coworkers than herself and honestly I am fine with that as long as I get more info on Harumasa, and she happily delivered.
For starters, whatever Harumasa drinks is very bitter, Soukaku learned the hard way.




OH MY GOSH!!! That's so troll even for him. HAHAHAHA!!! On the other hand it means Harumasa isn't even 30 years old yet, and if he means it took 3 years off that means he also probably is under 27 years old... Good to know.

Well duh of course she would.

Oh wow, Harumasa took half an hour to calm Soukaku down from his bad joke and had to swear several times that he would live to 3 digits until she calmed down. Dawwww, even he apologizes when going too far and does his best to make it up to Soukaku, such a big brother energy, a trolling one but also he still cares.

Summed up very well by Yanagi. Harumasa is a really good person even if he slacks off and tease people a lot. Though I guess the " but still..." at the end says that she would wish he would stop teasing Soukaku like that probably. But I love my lazy troll regardless. <3
Fact number 2 about Harumasa, he's apparently the only one who can sing well among section 6, so he's the one send when they do karaokés with section 5. No really.

Apparently Section 6 and 5 don't get along too well if Harumasa's joke about them having a bone to pick with them in Virtual Revenge is any indication, and to remedy that their bosses have both sections have karaoké events sometimes. Interesting~

Does that means Miyabi only sings old songs that nobody knows? And Soukaku sings songs from her tribe, nice. Too bad they aren't on the playlists.

Understatement, her singing is horrible, even Elfy wasn't impressed.

You mean you had Harumasa sings at every karaoke events while the rest of you were cheering for him or something, for real? He is probably fed up of being the only reliable person in the group for this kind of thing, makes me wonder if section 5 are good singers. But i would love to hear Harumasa sing. <3
So yeah so far those are little facts about Harumasa from Section 6, to all Harumasa fans out there on this site, I'll keep you updated about info about him, I plan to pull for him and Miyabi. Wish me luck! And now because I can and I will I will do like Harumasa and call Yanagi Tsukishiro from now on only.
I will now make posts about both Billy and Harumasa from now on, you are warned. These boys are everything to me and I'll tell you all about them and dragging you all down with me in their fanclubs. <3
Bonus (feat Miyabi fact) :
Here's what I got when choosing Miyabi's coffee drinking habits:


Dang, that's a terrifying superpower. Miyabi is a monster (affectionate).

Same here.

Ok and?

For realsies?

Don't laugh you broke her. Dang. It's called achievment in ignorance, you can do it as long as you don't know about it, but the moment you learn about it you suddently can't do it anymore.
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Author's Note: The final super old twst request! With this, I have completed the 4 requests from my old blog! It only took me, what… 4 years? Hahahahaha…ha. Anyhow! feel free to send me twst thirsts, or fluffy things now :3
Pairings: Ace, Deuce, Epel, Jack, & Sebek x male reader (separately)
Warnings: Male!reader, fluff, highschool shenanigans
Ace Trappola
Oh boy–
Ace gets a little giddy once he realizes his feelings are romantic
He's always considered you one of his best friends, but this…this is unexpected
He looks at you through a totally different lens now
Mr. Jealousy over here; Ace is going to do anything he can to steal your attention back from anyone else!
He's constantly asking you to hang out, or joining you in the middle of stuff
It's only natural though, right? After all, you've known him longer than everyone else at this school, why shouldn't you two be close? And want to spend every waking minute together hahahaha
Always happy when he successfully makes you laugh or smile
He practices some of his jokes and one-liners in the mirror before going to school, picturing you on the other end of the conversation and how you might react
'Platonic' handholding? 'Platonic' handholding.
Deuce Spade
Once the realization hits him, Deuce will freeze up completely
HOW is he supposed to process this? What do you mean he has a crush on the most gorgeous guy at school? HUH?!
When the initial shock subsides, so will his nerves (a little bit, anyway…)
Probably the most likely of the first years to actually confess to you. It's a pretty straightforward confession too — just a simple "hey, I like you a lot" when the two of you are alone
Lord help him if you're naturally flirtatious. Baby boy doesn't know how to handle that kind of attention directed at him 😳 (whether you're actually dating or not)
After his confession, he'd still try to properly court you with thoughtful gifts, kind gestures, and similar classic romantic things
Deuce wants to be the perfect boyfriend, and he'll do whatever he can to be helpful. Helping you with homework isn't his forte though…you may end up helping him with that 😅
Epel Felmier
Nervous™
You're so kind to Epel, of course he ends up getting attached and falling head over heels for you!
Still, when he figures out that it's romance he feels around you? NERVOUS™
Sure, you're kind to him, but surely you'd prefer to date someone taller, stronger, generally more in your league than Epel!
When you smile at him though, and compliment him, all of those doubts fall away
Epel is always testing the boundaries of how close he can get to you — sitting closer and closer, eventually making his way onto your lap, fixing your tie for you, etc etc
He gets so touchy, and if you don't make an effort to stop him then the touching will just become more intimate as time goes on. Until other students assume that you're already dating
If and when he ever does confess (unless you do it first), Epel will reluctantly ask Rook for advice…some of which is genuinely helpful, some of it is not…
Jack Howl
Baby boy baby–
He's such a tsundere about it
Acts similar to Sebek when he's around you, except with less awkward shouting 😐
Sometimes Jack's tail will give his feelings away—wagging happily behind him when you're having a conversation
His ears also perk up every time he hears your lovely voice
He's the type to act so sweet and innocent that the other students end up poking him at him–
Not the type to initiate much physical contact, but if that's how you are, Jack will happily reciprocate!
IF you're buff like he is, Jack will be even more flustered. He is 100% going to ask if you want to work out together. Definitely not so he can check you out… 🤐
Sebek Zigvolt
Crush? What's a crush? Sebek doesn't have one of those, no way! You must be dreaming 🙄
……Yeah, everyone notices the way he acts around you. So flustered that he can barely speak
Sebek is tripping over himself, fumbling every sentence, and avoiding your beautiful eyes like the plague
Honestly, you sometimes wonder if he just doesn't like you 💀
When Sebek truly realizes that he's in love, he needs to sit down for a minute
He locks himself in his room and just… sits—thinking a mile a minute about how to handle this whole thing
Love is such a foreign concept to him, and he wasn't even aware that he was into guys!
You shook up his entire world, and Sebek doesn't understand how to react to such a thing
It does NOT help that his mind keeps bringing up memories of your sweaty body in gym class, or that one time he had food on his mouth and you wiped it off with your thumb…the way your touch lingered ever so slightly on his skin sends shivers down his neck
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⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ chaebol!jungkook (5 years later) ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹
series m.list //
note: YES i’ve resurrected bro from the dead. HAHAHAHA. enj !!!
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truth be told, jin knew about the affair
he knew it before the panties incident when jungkook stormed downstairs looking for you
he knew it before jungkook bought you the car
he knew it the first time it happened
he figured it out the night of the proposal, after you said yes
it’s fucked up—he knows. but what’s more fucked up is the fact that jin never cheated on you the entire time
not with his secretary or his assistant or whoever else that worked closely with him. actually, he had a plan
he was setting up a company halfway across the world
halfway across from jungkook
it was difficult though. he did it without his parents/family connections and had to work long nights and even had to sacrifice weeks with out you. even your wedding night… which he knew, you’d go running to jungkook
but he loved you regardless and what’s a few times with jungkook for a lifetime with jin?
again, it’s fucked up.
he knows.
6 months into your marriage is when he tells you that you two will be moving away to start anew
he tells you abt the company and the new connections he’s been making,, telling you that this is your new start together
in a way, he’s telling you this is your second chance
so you take it
you and jin pack your bags, empty your penthouse, and leave everything behind
jungkook is left in the dark
no call, no text, no more contact
he only hears about jin’s new startup through the media and throws everything inside his penthouse like it’s worth nothing
then, he even managed to find a way into your penthouse. he had to see it for himself. when he did, all he saw was the empty space and the divorce papers he had gifted you 6 months ago on the kitchen island
they’re blank
you didn’t sign them. jin didn’t sign them… but they’re left here and it was obvious what and who you had chosen
it wasn’t him
was it ever him?
…
jungkook almost died from heartache
he didn’t know what to do and went through 5 therapist in 1 month
each one said (but didn’t really say) that he was fucked up
fine.
he’s fucked up.
but he loves you and he didn’t have it in him to fly to where you are or to look for you anymore
truth be told
he was tired too.
…
5 years later, jungkook and his fiancée are strolling around cornelia street
she’s looking for a wedding dress and had dragged him along
honestly? jungkook could give less of a shit
he only proposed to her because their families were in agreement and her face is decent enough for him to cum to when they fuck
she’s nice too so that’s good
but he’s miserable
it’s to the point where he isn’t even sure if he misses you anymore or if he just misses wanting to want to wake up and having a reason to
he used to wake up and live for you
now?
now he can barely breathe
now he gets up in the near the afternoon and listens to his fiancée yap about her morning pilates class, fucks her, takes a shower, and heads to work
but for some reason, as they talk together today, jungkook feels the pit of his stomach flip
then, he sees something
rather, someone
it’s…
jin
jin and a little boy, holding hands and laughing together
he rubs his eyes
yeah.
that’s jin alright
“babe, do you know them?”
jungkook clears his throat, “old friend. old competitor”
“oh.. do you want to go say hi? i can go check on the alterations. come by when you’re done, ok?”
his fiancée kisses his cheek and heads the other way
meanwhile, jungkook fights his inner demons
fuck.
what is he supposed to do? talk to jin? ask why the sudden move? because why?
because he wasn’t done fucking jin’s wife?
fuck.
it’s so stupid
but before he knows it, he’s out of breath running to jin and the little boy
“jungkook?”
he freezes
“jin… hi”
“hey! man, wow! it’s so nice to see you. how have you been?”
jungkook swallows. “i’ve been okay. it’s been a while—“
“daddy,” the little boy whines. “i need to pee!”
jungkook looks down and stares wt the kid. he has newly cut hair. his cheeks are puffy—the same kind of puffy jin has.
then, jungkook looks at his eyes..
his lips…
his nose
it’s all yours
“seojun,” jin picks him up and points at jungkook. “this is mommy’s friend. say hi”
“hi mommy’s friend”
jungkook feels dizzy
“how old is he?”
“he’s 3” jin says, voice stern leaving no room for doubts. “___ and i wanted to enjoy being married and work on our marriage before having kids.. it was needed and well… we’re really happy”
jungkook nods
okay
so the kid isn’t his…
“is she… here?”
jin shakes his head
“she’s visiting her parents. we’re giving them some time to bond since we haven’t been back in 5 years…“
“yeah it’s been a while,” jungkook sighs. “how is she doing?”
jin smiles warmly. half heartedly prepared to answer jungkook and half heartedly a little amused by his audacity
“well, she’s over the morning sickness and started waddling like a penguin so—“
“she’s what?”
“she’s pregnant with our second,” jin beams. “isn’t that right, seojun? you’re gonna be a big brother!”
seojun giggles
“little sister yay!”
jungkook swallows again
“it’s a girl?”
jin nods, “yeah. we’re over the moon. truly have everything now”
jungkook’s breath hitches
for a moment, he feels pure jealousy
jin is living the life that should be his. it feels unfair and like fucking betrayal. he feels like his heartache could burn the city down—
“are you really mommy’s friend?” seojun asks, tugging on jungkook’s hand
jungkook blinks
then, he kneels down and levels with seojun
as he looks into your son’s eyes, he can’t help but feel a tightness in his chest
this could’ve been his and yours
but as seojun smiles, jungkook sees it
he looks like jin
it’s like all your features melted away and the truth is revealed… he doesn’t look like you. he’s a carbon copy of jin, his father
for the nth time, jungkook can’t breathe
he suddenly recalls the night you two fucked on yours and jin’s bed and how you cried right after saying you guys can’t be friends
and how he felt ,, thinking that he’d wait for your love forever
but this is it
this is what he had waited for the entire time
beingf face to face with your son—your love…
he has no other choice but to surrender
he has no other choice but to accept what had happened
he has no other choice but to be happy for you
he has no other choice but to set himself free
but it still hurts
and the pain grows much deeper than ever…
this is it
the ending to you and him for real
it’s been over for years but now it feels like it’s finally truly done
jungkook doesn’t realize his eyes were teary
quickly, he sniffs and ruffles your sons hair
“yeah, buddy… we were good friends but we’re even better as strangers”
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𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨’𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥? | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
✯social media au
✯lando norris x female reader
✯you love your bf, so much so that everyone knows you as lando’s girl or are you….
✯not requested, i wanted to get something out today though, im not really feeling like myself and really struggling w my mental health again, so bare with me while i try and get things going again, i’m sorry i’m advance<3
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landonorris i’ll stop answering more calls so i get new pics of you though 🤤
>y/ninstagram pls don’t i miss you too much🥹
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>y/ninstagram i love you more!!!
maxfewtrell personally i like lando when he has 0 going on in his brain 😁
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>landonorris OKAY THATS ENOUGH
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##/ anything with shoto todoroki
in which todoroki would do anything to get your attention, even denki’s foolish requests
another small drabble, not spell checked or anything so sorry, just whipped this up. gn reader.

shoto todoroki is very inept when it comes to romantic relationships, feelings and anything for the sort, emotions were not one of the things drilled into him as a child - despite him being a quite emotional one during his extremely early ages.
as a result, his crush with you had been a very turbulent ride, contrasted with the lack of progress and lined awkward silence between the both of you.
denki, the evil guy himself, decides to take advantage of this.
shoto regularly asks the guys for advice as soon as it became known he had feelings for you.
“i swear to fucking god, if you ask me this bullshit again i’ll tell her you kick puppies for a living, icy hot!” katsuki’s roars as he angrily fits his shirt on.
“kacchan relax! sorry shoto, maybe just tell her directly?” izuku advises.
“but… how?” shoto responds, head tilting slightly.
all the boys sweat-drop at him, amazed at how shoto is oblivious to the fact that even if he were to tell you to lick his shoes you would do it in a heartbeat, anyone would with a face card like his.
denki has had enough of this, how shoto is literally a walking model magazine yet doesn’t even know it, making all the boys feel like shit when asking them advice on how to get a girl when they haven’t gotten any dates in their whole lifetime?
i mean, has shoto even seen the edits?
“i have an idea.” denki smiles.
“oh dear god”
“HAHA DUNCE FACE FINALLY USES THAT PEA BRAIN OF HIS!”
“let him cook guys”
“ah hell nah, he damn near burn the kitchen.”
“HAHAHAHA!”
“yeah ok, let’s all hate the really cool guy!” denki sulks.
shoto walks towards denki, indicating that he wanted to listen to him. in all honesty, he felt as though denki knew the most of about romance, more than any of the other guys anyways.
denki’s face lit up, immediately leaning in to whisper into shoto’s ear.
“really? they’d want something like that?” shoto enquires, raising an eyebrow up whilst looking to denki.
denki nodded furiously in response, holding a thumbs up to shoto, not noticing the slightly evil glint in denki’s eyes.

at around 8:00pm, an hour after dinner was served, a knock rang through your dorm.
you reluctantly answered it, already wrapped in your warm duvet blanket (sponsored by shoto todoroki himself).
when opened your door, at first you saw nothing, the darkness of the hallway being the only thing in your line of vision.
then, out of nowhere, an array of phone lights illuminated the hallway, only for shoto todoroki to slide through in a black suit and a red tie, on his knees, with a bouquet of floweres in hands, all the way to your feet, with the song ‘there goes my baby’ by usher playing in the background.
then, as he arrived at your feet, he sultry flipped his hair out of his face and looked dead into your eyes, then said:
“it’s nearly easter and i don’t have my favourite surprise, stop stalling and be mine.” with a monotone yet oddly sexy tone.
the hallway erupted in laughter, including you, as shoto suddenly started to turn red.
he guessed that when denki told him in the locker room, it didn’t seem too weird as he backed it up by saying you reposted a lot of these videos.
but now, as he sat beneath you with flowers in your hand and a cringy pick up line that he’s now sure denki just made up on the spot, shoto felt kinda embarrassed.
but that all washed away when your squatted to meet him, brushed his hair out of his face and kissed him softly on the corner of his lips.
“you’re so corny, you couldn’t just asked me, you know?” you giggled.
“it… wasn’t-“
“trust me, i know. i’ll kill denki for you later, for now, come in.” you winked, pulling him off the ground and into your room.
the hallways cheered and clapped while shoto was bright red in the face, all while sporting a rare dopey smile on his face.

#shouto todoroki#mha todoroki#mha shoto#shoto todoroki#shoto x reader#shoto torodoki#shoto x you#bnha shoto#shoto x y/n#todoroki#todoroki x reader#todoroki x you#todoroki x y/n
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Hii! Omg can I request some Kayn content because I'm not normal about him at ALL!! Maybe how he is/acts when he's jealous? Hihihi bc yk yk being possessive is hot and he got that ego too
✿ Prompt: Jealous & Possessive Heartsteel Kayn ✿
♡ champion focus: kayn ♡ tw: possessive, npd ♡ Gender-neutral reader
Author’s Note: Hii! Omg yes hello thank you for requesting, anon! I did something similar with jealous Kayn in a previous request I fulfilled, so I'll write him out to be more possessive and egotistical in this one! ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡ Enjoy!
Kayn can be a selfish brat when he's jealous! Personally, he doesn't consider himself to be the "jealous" type. He knows he's pretty much the whole package, being your hot-and-extremely-talented-beyond-compare boyfriend! There are just... unavoidable instances where he lets his solipsistic head get the better of him!
Because Kayn is so used to having everything go his way, as soon as they don't, he can't handle it. He always has to have control over any situation and takes every extent he can to ensure he can keep that control.
Whenever you have one-on-one discussions with his colleagues in the band, Kayn always has to insert himself into the conversation. Usually, he only cares whenever you're laughing with them... Or whenever it's Ezreal. The last thing he needs is Ezreal flirting with you again! He knows how that boy can get!
It goes to the extreme that he'll inject himself into conversations with people outside of the band. Why should anyone have the privilege to even so much as try to make you smile or laugh when he can do that and more?
"Oh? Did they not tell you that we're together... Yeaahh, sorry~ Hahahaha..! You'll have to find another person to give your number to. Preferably far away from here..." His smile fell when the woman didn't take the hint, "...I'm telling you to leave, not asking you. Now go!" Holding your hand, Kayn continued to walk alongside you, failing to see the annoyed look on your face. "You didn't have to do that, you know. I told her that you were my boyfriend." He was silent at your response and stopped in his tracks, eyeing you cautiously from his peripherals. "... You did?"
"Ahaha! You do know that I'm their boyfriend, right? Yeah! The Kayn Shieda. Be sure to tell all of your little friends that before you try and offer to buy their drink again..." He huffed, wrapping his arm around you protectively. As if he'd allow another man to buy you a drink... That's basically an invitation to have a good time!!! "We were just talking. How can you be so jealous?" You pouted. Kayn placed gentle kisses against the side of your face, humming against your skin. "Babe. Why would you want to look at him when you could look at me?"
Sometimes, it can be as simple as Kayn not needing to say a word. He can easily intimidate or threaten someone by simply offering nothing more than a glare. And believe him, nobody wants to stare back into his eyes when the left is unpatched...
Even though Kayn is in the wrong (more often times than not...) whenever he's jealous, he does it because he just wants to protect you. There are a lot of selfish people out there... The last thing he needs is somebody using you to get closer to his friends.
He doesn't want to worry about you getting hurt or backstabbed because you are with him. He knows he can be a lot.
But anyone who's anyone knows that Kayn Shieda is not a superstar to be trifled with. And anyone smart enough will stay away from what- or more so who- is his. If they know what's best for them, at least...
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Hi! Can I get an Arataki Itto x reader small Drabble? Maybe some stuff about Itto Bottoming? Thanks in Advance!
A/n: Hi! Thanks for requesting! I had fun writing this! Bottom Itto will forever have my heart. Also If anyone enjoys reading this, Feel free to send me a request! I love reading and writing for them! And If you enjoy reblog if you want😚
Tw: Slight(?) Dumbification, Slut calling (but only once at the end) and Small Dom/ Big Sub themes!
Reader can be read as any gender but is heavily implied/is AMAB!
OK SO
Itto would most definitely be against bottoming at first. He’d Make up a bunch of silly excuses as to why he couldn’t or he would change the subject.
“Me?! Bottom?! Hahahaha *cough* you actually think the ‘One and Oni’ can be topped. Please, I'm Always on top in ALL things I do Haha!”
“I'm scared?! What no! I uhh — Just think it makes sense for me to top cause’ I'm twice your size and all haha! Let’s go meet up with the gang, whaddya say?”
Oh, he’s most definitely scared. Though he isn't entirely lying about him being twice your size being a problem for him. He feels embarrassed that you want to fuck him when he literally towers over you And the fact his dick is the size of a fuckin baseball bat he thinks he should be fucking you
But after sitting him down and reassuring him that it won't be embarrassing and that if he doesn't like it he wouldn't have to do it again and you would immediately stop, he reluctantly agreed
“Alright fine, just make sure the gang doesn't know about it”
The first time he bottoms was slow and tedious, a majority of it spent preparing him to take you, he would let out a lot of noise, mostly just quiet moans or the occasional “C-cold!” But That all changes as soon as you find that, oh so special place. He starts moaning louder than you thought possible.
Finally, you guys do it, it was slow at first, it was his first time doing it after all, but eventually, you began picking up the pace. The way Itto panted as you fucked him made him look like a slobbering dog in heat, his once confidant voice now just as shaky as his legs are right now. And you have to admit, the sight wasn't the worst to be looking at and you were happy that you’d probably be seeing this sight more in the future.
And boy were you right, it was as if a switch had been flicked on in Itto’s brain. Suddenly you were tasked with the righteous honor of fucking the ‘One and Oni’ at least once a day (Itto would prefer more but he knows a human like you can't keep up with his Oni stamina. And this seems to be at truly the worst moments, before work, meet-ups, reservations, you name it.
One particular evening you had made plans for a romantic dinner date in a secluded place in Inazuma’s wilderness. And of course, Itto had the gall to not only be late but also be horny (Pun mostly unintended) So you decided to “help him out” and fuck him right on the tree by your dinner. If he wanted to fuck, you would fuck him.
“H-hey! Look, Baby, I'm sorry for being late but the gang and I were doing Beetle fights and-”
“I really do not want to hear it Itto, I spent all this time getting this dinner ready and you were late, not to mention the first thing you did was ask me to fuck you.”
You smacked his ass and kept up with your hard thrust, causing him to let out what sounded like a mix between a moan and a scream. His legs began to feel weak, he grabbed onto the tree. This is when you got a devious idea, you took both hands are firmly grabbed his horns, pulling him back to you slightly while continuing to pound his ass.
Every bit of this was too much for Itto, he cums the hardest he’s ever done, thick robes of white spew on the tree in front of him. His legs begin to give out, You however keep going, deciding that he hasn't finished his punishment yet, but you do move over to the blanket you placed for the dinner. You lay him down before muting him in a mating press-styled position,.Continuing the enduring assault on his ass.
“Pleeeaaase Too much! Too much!”
You looked down at him, and seeing the mess in front of you was breathtaking, Itto moaning, panting, drool escaping his mouth. You look down at his cock, forgotten, simply lazily bouncing with every thrust you do. Honestly, it's pretty funny how his big cock is useless right now. The sight furthered you with every thrust until finally…
“C-cumming Itto!”
All he could do was moan as your warm cum filled him up. It took you a second to get back to reality. But when you did, a pleasant sight awaited you..
Arataki ‘Numero Uno’ Itto, covered head to toe in his own cum, tears of joy flowing down his blissed-out face, and his tongue lolled out to the side of his mouth slurring the words
“I’m Sorry”
You give him a kiss before grabbing a blanket and pulling it over you two as you lay on his giant frame.
“You're forgiven, My slut Oni”
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Hey Bird Boy!
I promised I’d write didn’t I? I’m missing you already, which is kinda stupid and cheesy, but true! There aren’t any other kids around now the holidays are over, so it’s just old people and super outdoorsy people who walk really fast with weird sticks and stuff, lame! Daddy lent me his crappy polaroid he uses for work so I can send you pictures and stuff so at least I’ve got something to do, they won’t be as good as yours but it’s better than nothing.
I tried to get a good picture but it’s hard to hold this huge thing with one hand and this is the best I could do but my teeth are totally starting to grow back so maybe I won’t look so dumb soon.. you can’t really see em but I can feel em poking through!!! It kinda hurts but I suppose we only have to grow em once so it’s not so bad. Growing teeth as a baby doesn’t count cos you can’t remember it.. how many teeth does your little sister have?!
I’m super looking forward to getting to know you properly since I can ask you stuff now! I’ll try n remember to ask you things instead of talking about myself the whole-time cos that’d be annoying to reply to, wouldn’t it?
By the way.. I took a bunch of pictures of my dad until I caught him laughing just to show you that he can be fun and nice, not always grumpy! He thinks he looks cool with his gold teeth but I think they make him look goofy, like a wannabe pirate haha!! YARRR!
I set Amber free cos I started to feel bad about keeping her cooped up in that tiny plastic box and I don’t think I’d like it if I were her, like how I’m starting to hate this stupid tower! I miss looking at her but I decided to start collecting fancy rocks instead since they’re not alive and don’t have any feelings. Dad digs up stuff for work sometimes so it makes total sense!! He said I’m not allowed to join him for that but we can do it on our own instead.. he bought me a big pretty one to start my collection, even though it’s kinda like cheating it still counts!
We found a birdwatching book stuffed in the back of the bookshelf looking for this notebook and dad said we should put some food out to see which ones we could spot.. they attacked him whilst he was putting the seeds out though so he said it was a stupid hobby and that he didn’t want to do it anymore. GET READY FOR THIS!!!
Ahahahahaahaaa I almost dropped his camera laughing at him and he took it off me for a couple days but it was totally worth it, please please pleaaaaase keep this picture cos I almost didn’t wanna send it to you so I could laugh at it forever and ever hahahaha!!!!
Oh, and I told daddy to take some pictures of me whilst I wasn’t looking like you do cos I thought it’d be neat, but I forgot I asked him to do it and got mad at him cos I was in my pj’s and my hair was all crazy.. it’s kinda funny I GUESS!! Plus, he said it made us even for me sending you the picture of him with the birds so here you go BUT DON’T KEEP THIS ONE!!
I got carried away and forgot to ask you stuff so here’s a list!
How old are you?
When’s your birthday?
Do you have any pets?!
What’s your favourite food?
Do you have all your big teeth yet? (it totally looked like it but you never know!!)
I was gonna think of more stuff to ask you and now the back of this page looks really empty but my brain farted and I really wanna send you this so you can send one back! I’ll think of more I promise!! I’m looking forward to “talking” to you so I guess you can write about whatever you want.. and I wanna see your house!! I bet your pictures will be way better than mine!
Yours excitedly, Alex :]
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JOHNNY VOICE LINE TRANSCRIPT 🥩

I wrote these out a long time ago but never posted them anywhere! Based on [x].
>Nancy's voicelines<
Notes:
• I could've copied the game subtitles, but I didn't 'cause they suck.
• I haven't played enough Johnny to know where some of these lines start and end. Please let me know if I've made any mistakes in that regard!
• I was gonna include tone indicators, but tone is subjective. No one wants me to mark the Feed Grandpa voice lines as "Flirty."
Thanks!
VOICELINES
Encounter Start
Now look at this! Somebody's ready to fight!
This is gonna end... Very badly for you.
Yeah-ha-ha! Oh, that's it! Hit me...
Imma gut every single one of y'all! [Inhales, laughs under breath] Come on... Come on!
Exit interaction
Nobody leaves until I say so!
Ain't nobody leavin' just yet!
Got it.
Nobody's leavin' alive! Y'all not fast enough! ... Good try, though.
Feed Grandpa
Get your fill, old man.
It always tastes best when it's fresh, don't it?
Here you go, old man.
You're lookin' better already... Now help us!
Oh, you're thirsty today.
Victim found
HA HA! It's playtime!
Heh heh, it's playtime...
Hahahaha, I always find 'em!
You should know better than that! ... Come on out, now.
Hey there! [Laughs]
Well! Look who we got here! [Laughs]
Hit victim
Oh! Now I got ya!
Yeah! Take it! Take it!
It's better if you die right quick! Trust me!
This would be simpler if you would sit still!
Yeah! You gonna be leakin' after that hit.
Idle
Nobody escapes me.
How the hell did those kids find us? [Sighs] I should've been more careful.
If Grandpa was able, this would be over by now... I better go feed him.
Damn it, Johnny... Get your head straight! Come on, now!
I gotta fix this... Now!
Cook seen
I'd watch that tongue of yours, old man... It might go missin' one day.
I thought you knew how to run this household... THIS is a mess!
Damn it, old man! Put those ears of yours to use already!
Where are they?! How the hell did they get loose?! I can't fix this by myself, old man.
Stop barkin' orders at me! You ain't gonna like the results.
Hitchhiker seen
Surround the property with some of those traps already! This is getting outta hand fast!
You're one shifty little sumbitch... I'll give you that. [Laughs]
How you make those weird ass traps of yours, anyway?
Would you. Settle. The Hell. Down already. You're scattering all over the dang place. We gotta focus!
Grandpa is gonna tan our hides if we let them get away. Spread out!
Leatherface seen
That's it, boy... Go kill someone now.
Go on, put that saw to use, big boy! What're you waitin' on?
If I were you, I'd go and check out Grandpa. We're gonna need his help!
Let's go now, boy! Grandpa ain't gonna be too pleased if you let them escape.
Just get outta my way, boy... I'll show you how real killin's done.
Sissy seen
Are you gonna help me out, or just stand there lookin' pretty?
If it ain't askin' too much, before you go and run off again, would you mind helpin' me out?
Before you go runnin' off with those back-house hippies again... Can you PLEASE find these damn kids?!
Sissy, what the hell're you waitin' on? Get to it!
Sissy... Are you even listenin' to me? What's goin' on in that head of yours?! Damn!
Lose enemy first
Aww, you leavin' so soon?
It's alright, big boy's gonna be wearing your face soon enough... After I'm done with you, that is. [Laughs]
You know... I was actually kinda fond of that girl, I-I didn't really wanna hurt 'er... But, as they say... Family first, y'know?
You ever watch someone die? Oh... You ain't never quite the same after that, lemme tell ya.
Ohohoh, you can run all you want... It ain't gonna matter much longer.
Lose enemy sub
[Scoffs] You're all gurgle and no guts! I thought you were tougher than that!
I'm gonna find you... I will! I promise!
You wanna know how your friend died? I can show you!
L-Listen now! E-Everybody's time comes eventually!
The bad man's in me... And you gonna meet 'im real soon!
Lose enemy long
Your little friend put up a better fight than this... Come on... Make it interesting, will ya?!
They always try to hide... It's always the same game... [Laughs]
You folks don't know who you messin' with! Nobody ever gets away from me.
You're just delayin' the inevitable! YOU HEAR ME?
Come on out now, let's play.
I got plenty of space in the cold room for you.
Match start
It's time. [Chuckles] Seems they've got some fight in 'em after all.
I knew I should've handled this myself... I'll fix it.
That's what I get for taking it easy on them. Time for them to join that little friend of theirs.
See blood trail
Oh, this is gonna be easy.
Hey, you okay? You seem to have lost a bit of blood!
Now... let's see where you scurried off to.
You know... Bleedin' like that ain't gonna help your cause!
Don't bleed out on me yet! I need you awake!
See enemy first
Don't worry. I like it when they run.
Look, you're gonna want this to end fast. Trust me on that.
Well, don't run! I just wanna see how it feels.
There you are! [Chuckles] You kinda remind me of your little friend.
See enemy sub
This is pointless, you know. Quit stallin'.
Don't worry... I'll find ya.
[Growls] I'm gonna see your insides before this night's through!
Oh, you ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you.
Come on back, now.
Got something I wanna show you! [Laugh]
See family member
Well! Look who decided to lend a hand!
Check the doors and generator. We can't let them leave. You hear me?
Y'all need to start pullin' your weight around here. This is gettin' old!
Grandpa's gonna be in a fit if we let them escape. Start searchin'!
Would y'all... Help me already. PLEASE!
See trapped victim
We gotcha! [Laughs]
You ready to meet the bad man?
You got one!
Looks like you might be hurtin'. Might wanna be watchin' where you're steppin'.
[Laughs]
See victim escape
Maybe I can still catch 'em. Yeah, down by the tracks.
Damn... They're free... For now.
This isn't gonna be good.
Damn it, Johnny! [Scoffs] ... The old man's gonna be riled up now.
Use ability blocked
Ain't no tracks here...
Nah... got nothin'.
Better wait a minute.
Not quite yet ... [Inhales] Almost ready.
Use ability
Time to play. Now... Where did you go?
I'll find ya. Don't you worry about that.
Go ahead and hide... It ain't gonna matter.
Where'd y'all run off to?
Use ability success
[Hums] ... There you are.
They always leave a trail. Always so careless. [Chuckles, inhales] ... This is too easy.
I'm on your tail now!
Execution
You're gonna look real nice... Next to that friend of yours!
That's it... Die for me!
This... Is only gonna hurt... For a minute!
You should've never came here lookin' for that girl!
You ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you!
[Last edited March 2024]
#It's about making things accessible okay? Everyone benefits from having things available to them in more than one format/medium.#johnny slaughter#tcm game#txchainsawgame#texas chainsaw massacre#tcm#johnny sawyer#transcript#subjectspeaks#greedy#queue#I also wrote out Sissy and Nancys but thats for another time
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Part 10 of Punk Hazard Dub watch party
This is where Dub Doffy makes his post-timeskio debut so I shall be tagging my Doffy moots
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Sanji making Vergo fight seriously hell yeah Sanji
Here comes Laaaw, to the SAD room

Law is about to fuck Doffy’s entire life up and I’m giggling and kicking my feet. Go, Laaaw! Go, baby! I’m so proud of you! 🥹🥹🥹
“My captain hates guys like you.” Well said, Sanji.
Just wanna let everyone know that Caesar is taking even more oxygen from the room by setting fire to it.
“One breath’s all I need to kick your gassy ass.” Yeah, I love dub Luffy
Jet Gattling is my fav of Luffy’s attacks.
Damn, he almost had him.
AAAA DOFFY PIC, DOFFY PIC! It was so short hang on gonna skip back..
LOOK AT HIM!

Hubby 😊😊🥹🥹 look at him looking all menacing and cast in purple and pink and evil
Okay…He does look kinda scary. Would totally kiss him though.
“Joker would kill me if I allowed that.” Wait, what? I mean, Doffy rarely blames his crew if they fuck up (for ex. Buffalo & Baby 5), but then again…
“You mean the pink bird guy from the war?” And this, people, is why I love DofLuffy as both platonic and romantic. COME ON, THAT’S SO CUTE OF LUFFY TO CALL HIM. Yeh, I easily ship chars, leave me alone, Doffy & Luffy are cute

Law is so smart, go Law, he’s in the SAD room fuck it up Law (laughs while eating popcorn)
Vergo calling Law a “crazy bastard” now that’s RICH.
Dub Law’s hum before he smiles 😳😳

Dub Doffy’s post-timeskip debut is next ep LET’S GOO
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YEEESSS HAHAHAHA YEEEESSSS (laughing maniacally)
“Unless you can give me a kiss from your captain, then I don’t care!” Me to the Donquixote Pirates.
It’s here it’s here it’s here, Vergo’s holding the Doffy snail AAAAAA here it comes here it comes here it comes
“Law’s going after SAD?” OOOoooh here he is, oh boy he already sounds annoyed as fuuck
“I see…” I’m scared now.
Dressrosa! 🎉🎉🎉
Dub Doffy’s laugh, I love it.
DUB DOFFY LOUNGING AT THE POOL.
“Well, can’t say I’m shocked.” Dub Doffy 😍😍😍🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️
DID DUB DOFFY HAVE TO DO THAT EXHALE? SIR, IT’S ONLY 2 MINUTES INTO YOUR POST-TIMESKIP DEBUT AND YOU’RE ALREADY GOT MY HEART IN YOUR STRINGS
“That’s some gratitude. I treated that punk like a brother and this is what I get?” Gosh, he sounds like such a noble and such a pompous swaggering guy but at the same time his voice has this smoothness that totally gets the ladies and it fits him so much and the way he says his words and accents some 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 just… Dub Doffy is fckn perfect. Cocky, snarky, noble, would trick you, would seduce you… he checks all the boxes!

“A pity, huh?” Okay I’m scared now. Just the way Dub Doffy switches from playful to “I hate to say it Vergo but you’re gonna have to kill little Law” is fckn awesome.
Yeah, Dub Law learned the smooth talk from Dub Doffy 100%, no questions asked.
“He made it to the SAD room, you said?”
Baby 5! I like her yells of rage I guess.
“Here’s what I’d do if I were him. I’d destroy everything in sight.” Damn you Dub Doffy why you so sexy 😭😭
“Then I’d kidnap Caesar, I think.” Oooh, we have a difference here. Sub Doffy said “kill Caesar”, interesting change, cus even in official manga I think he says “kill Caesar”
Here, have some silly Doffy upside down he’s so silly. Silly flamingo

“Scratch that. Maybe just kill him.” I stand corrected 🤣🤣
I like Dub Baby 5. Baby 5, honey, your papa’s just trying to protect you from the ugly predatory men. Are his ways of doing it crazy? Yes. Are they effective and send a signal for predatory men to back off? Yes. It ain’t his fault predators keep proposing to you. And we all know he’s no therapist and not good at verbal communication and just goes with actions over words.
Gosh, Dub Doffy sounds like he would be so protective and possessive and so overbearing to Reader and lovebomb you and spoil you and I am so HERE for it, give him to me. Ooh, I got a fic for you all that I now know is Dub Doffy front and center cus it's exactly this what I described - Puppeteer by @froggiewrites OOOH IMMA GO RE-READ IT NOW WITH DUB DOFFY IN MY HEAD OOOH
“Frankly, if Law’s able to pull that off, then we’ve got a problem, Vergo.”
“To be specific, it’s a problem for me because it’s my business.” Giving such mafia leader vibes and I am here for it.
Oh, Machvise has a kind of a cute voice. I like how they implemented the sub -in but made it for Dub. These are the details I appreciate!
“Misfortune never comes alone. So my misfortune… heh… is gonna be his next.” I love Dub Doffy.
Giolla and Lao G sound great, too.
“I know this will be difficult for you, Vergo -” yeah, sure it will, just like it was difficult for him to beat up your biological younger brother 🙄 “But I need you to take care of Law. Also, make it as cruel and gruesome as you can manage.” love how his voice is so smooth while he is talking about torturing someone to death. Yaaaaay 😭😭
“I want him to suffer.” 😭😭
“What the hell are you talking about? You don’t have a camera.” Dub Doffy is so funny, I love him
Vergo not taking a single photo in his life ahahahahahaha
“Hahaha, I like that idea even better.” Yeah, Dub Doffy nails it all, the chuckles & laugh, the words, 10/10. I mean, I knew cus I watched pre-timeskip Dub Doffy scenes but this is where we get more of him so it’s great.
“He acts stupid but I’ve seen him use Conqueror’s Haki.” He really stepped on Luffy and I’m laughing hahaha Doffy insulting Luffy’s intelligence willl never get old for me and it seems it sticks in the Dub, too. Good!
“Baby 5 here is armed to the teeth and itching for a fight.” That’s… certainly a way to put “my adoptive daughter is trying to kill me bcs I killed another one of her predators”
“Come back to Dressrosa immediately.” YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE, DUB DOFFY, I’M RUUUNNIIIN’
Final marks? Dub Doffy is sexy as hell, he climbed to #1 Dub, Law is now #2 bcs of that but he’ll probably drop to #3 cus Dub Cora sounds amazing 😍😍😍
Dub Doffy is definitely the sort that would fool me. Sub Doffy I’m on my guard from the get-go cus of his voice cus it’s so deep and confident, commanding and just overwhelming it tells you “I’m a god, get on your knees.”, but Dub Doffy is more like “Come on, darling, won’t you make me happy and get on your knees for me?” and both are PERFECT. Dub Doffy captures that charming essence that people get tricked by. By people, I mean ME.
I will say when Sub Doffy softens his voice (and it happens) he is charming as well and WOULD trick me too. Whichever situation, it’s a lose-lose for me, is all I’m saying.
You can tell Dub Doffy gets the ladies. Like… you can TELL from his voice.
Both Sub & Dub Doffy are perfect, they both have their own strengths. I’m just curious how Dub Doffy will go when he LOSES his patience and all those veins pop. I hope it’s as terrifying as Sub Doffy. We shall see.
That’s it from Dub Doffy this ep. Sexy sexy business evil man.
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THIS BASTARD VERGO DID NOT JUST CALL LAW HIS DOG. OH, YOU BASTARD. YOU’RE GOING DOWN! Law is not anyone’s dog.
“Too damn… smart for your own good.” That’s a bad thing for you, I think, not a bad thing for Law.
Oh, Doffy’s OST is playing!
“They tend to die at a young age.” He did not just jab Law with both Law’s former disease of him “dying at a young age” and Rosinante also dying at a young age of 26.
“Smartass look” WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT HIM THAT LOOK? TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR BOSS, VERGO. Fckn hell.
“Just like last time.” Wow, you fckn coward, you were happy to make a sick, dying little helpless kid tremble and cry, you feel PROUD of that? You sick fuck, I wish Law continued torturing you before you died.
Law 😭😭
“Sometimes it’s the smartest, not the strongest, who wins the fight.” Can I just say, Doflamingo & his crew trained the kids so well. Like, good job on them for that. Genuinely. A clap for Doffy.
She’s freezing Luffy yikes
Oh, Luffy let out a Conqueror I think. I’m surprised Monet didn’t faint, which again props to the training, nice.
And Luffy falls down the floor, but his idea was good. He couldn’t have thought there was gonna be a HUGE DROP.
“It’s a hunk of junk.” I love Dub Law
I hate watching Law get beat up
His hat 😭😭
“Here’s a Counter Shock!” YEAH, LAW, GET HIS ASS, LAW!
YEAH!
Oh, Law made him BLEED out of the mouth and nose, YESSS.
Dub Law’s scream of pain, omg 😭😭😭
Smoker on the scene.
Poor Law 😭😭
“There’s so long I can look at trash before I have to take it out. Especially filthy pirates like you!” Badass
Heart Pirate Rosinante or Vice Admiral Rosinante vs Vergo would be even better but I’ll take what I can get. The fact Vergo made it to Vice Admiral when he’s fckn scum while Rosi — who is the best of what marines stand for — didn’t oh that boils my blood 😡😡
(once more I like Vergo I just don't like when he hurts Law which is 90% of his role in the story)
Taglist: @fanaticsnail @moonbaby26 @queenmimi2817 @daydreamer-in-training @ohnomyhooves @wrennyx @doffyslittledove @shanalikeanna @froggiewrites
#one piece#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo#trafalgar law#doflamingo one piece#op doflamingo#one piece dub#dub doffy#punk hazard dub
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┃Deadpool & Wolverine vs. The Boys┃
parings: various actors' x teen!actress!fem!reader
warnings: none, fluff :)
summary: y/n l/n attends the premiere of 'deadpool and wolverine' & san diego: comic con!!
✧.* author's note: head to my blog to view my masterlist of my fics and also upcoming work :)) - ava ❤ *.✧
(gwendolyn or gwen is the name of y/n's character, 'mindstorm' is her other alias)
face claim: dafne keen
// SLIGHT-ISH SPOILERS FOR SEASON FOUR OF 'THE BOYS' & DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED //

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(yourusername) AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER FEEL SORRY
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jensenackles *plays ✨ 'my tears ricochet' ✨*
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tomercapone congrats, ma poupée!! so excited to go see it with karen later this weekend :) NOW COME GIVE US SOME LOVE TOO 🥺
[ma poupée = my doll]

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❤️Squirmy Worm❤️

⚠️This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Please do not read it if that upsets you.⚠️
Yes I’m postponing my only requests to make a fic on a whim, so what? It’s my blog and I don’t get to choose my whims ✨🐊✨ just know, anon, they’re definitely in the works and have many words written, I just need to write more and proof read and so on. sorry for taking so long 🐀 I was depressed but I recovered 👍👍👍
anyways have this bite sized fic :3
Word Count: 890
Sometimes, when there’s nothing else to do, Gorou will seek out Itto to spend time with him. Usually they play some silly games, but this time they chose to snuggle, all nice and toasty in their cozy bed. Sometimes they would ask each other silly questions as a way to bond. It was a fun activity, and a real nice way to spend time together.
“Itto…?” Gorou laid snuggled up next to his lover, hugging him from the side while his head rested on his chest.
“Mm? What’s up, pup?” Itto smiled and gently squeezed him closer, nuzzling his cheek against the warrior’s head. The soft hair felt so nice brushed up against him like that.
“Mm… would you still love me if I was a worm?” Gorou asked with sincerity, glancing up at his partner’s surprised look. He was only joking around for funsies.
“Pfft, what? Of course I would, ya goober! I’ll love you no matter what!” Itto exclaimed, chuckling at such a silly question.
“Hehe~ really? Even if I was a slimey worm? Wouldn’t that be gross?” Gorou asked, grinning playfully as Itto adjusted his position.
“Yeah… heh, bet I could turn ya into a worm right now~ hahaha!” Itto teased, moving to hover over his partner with a mischievous look.
“Hahaha! How would you do that, hm?” Gorou chuckled when he got rolled to his back as a result, smiling at the oni while wagging his tail.
“Oh, just you wait. I’ll turn you into my favorite kind~” Itto teased, sticking the tip of his tongue out in a silly expression.
“Mhm? Heh… I-I hope you don’t mean the slimey one…” Gorou’s ears lowered nervously.
“Nah, it’s not... it’s a different one!”
“Huh? Wh-! Hey!” His relief was short-lived.
Itto snickered and grabbed the blanket, attempting to wrap Gorou up in it, but the canine had other plans and put up a fight instead, squirming and trying to wrestle his way out while laughing with amusement.
“C’mon! Co-operate, will ya? Hold still!” Itto complained, pinning the other down against the bed.
“Ack-! Let me go! Hahahaha!” Gorou laughed, having fun with their silly game even though he failed to escape.
“Ah, what the heck…” Itto dropped his previous plan and simply raised Gorou’s arms above his head, gently, but firmly, holding his wrists down with one hand.
“H-Heh…! Whoa, w-wait!! What are you doinnggg??” Gorou questioned nervously, giggling already as his shirt slipped up a little. His ears twitched and his tail wiggled with excitement…
“Heh~ Who’s my little squirmy worm?” Itto didn’t answer his question, deciding to tickle without warning instead, which made the general squeal loudly.
“EEK!! NahahahAHAHAH!! Stahahahahahahap!!” He exclaimed with surprise, squirming around like crazy. Itto laughed, tickling the other’s armpits one at a time, switching between them to make him squeal and wriggle in different directions.
“Ooh, look at you go! Hahaha! Tickle tickle tickle~” the oni teased, letting go of Gorou’s wrists to tickle his sides with both hands instead. If he hadn’t switched it up, the poor boy would’ve suffered. “Tickle tickle~!” Still, all that teasing was driving him up the wall.
“Nahahahahahaha!! Nahahat thahahahahat!!” Gorou’s high pitched laughter spread throughout the room as he wiggled and flailed, free to move wherever he could since Itto wasn’t sitting on his legs this time. He usually doesn’t, anyway, since Gorou is short (lol).
“Hahaha! You’re so cute~ I love your little giggles so much…” Itto said lovingly, smiling at the other with pure adoration on his face as his tickling slowed, his nails gently tracing the tummy under the canine’s shirt.
“Eheheeheheheehee!! You’re sohohoho mehehehean!!” Gorou hid his face in his hands, giggling up a storm while happily wagging his tail. Even though the sensation was very, very ticklish, he found the softness of it comforting somehow.
“Heheh! You love it~” Itto said, moving one hand to pet Gorou’s head and play with his hair.
“Eehehehehehehee~!!”
“Who’s a good boy~? Who’s a good boy~??” Itto ruffled Gorou’s hair, pausing the tickling to rub his ears with both hands instead.
“Mhmhmhm~ hehehehe~! I-I am! Hehe…!” Gorou felt very brave for answering that. Usually he’d die of embarrassment…
“Oh yes you are! Yes you are! Oh, you’re so cute…” Itto struggled to contain his cute aggression, ruffling the other’s hair some more before growling and tickling him silly. “I just can’t contain myself! You’re way too adorable not to destroy!” he exclaimed, playfully scribbling at whichever spot he could reach, adoring each and every squeak, shriek, and hysterical laugh he got out of the other.
The tickling went on til Gorou’s squirms got less frequent, and they resumed their warm snuggles soon after. Gorou laid on top of Itto, resting his head against his chest as if it were a pillow. His cheeks were rosy, his tail was wagging gently, and his smile hadn’t left his face while he panted.
“Heh… ehehe… huff… hehe…” He’d had a lot of fun, now resting after so much silliness and laughter.
“I love you, my lil’ squirmy wormy~” Itto teased, adjusting their blanket and hugging his darling close, petting his fluffy hair and ears.
“Heheh! I-I love you too… but don’t call me that!” Oh, how he wish he could get proper payback for once… Perhaps that day would come soon.
One can only hope…
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