#now known as

[narfin-frood]

mr. meteor! 💫

[bloustorm]

kushina for the blorbo ask game, please!

*look idk what the fuck happened in that Minato special thing that got released recently but I've seen how people talk about Kushina/just take it as canon with things I'm more :/ about and don't like??? Her being trapped in Konoha?? (Like some things make some sense but ugh >:/ don't wanna)

she's pretty I can give her that I guess and she could have been better/cooler idk

[linklethehistorian]

Good evening linklethehistorian!!!!

Sorry for inactivity but Im back with a revised list and officially off anon!!!

This new list will include the members before, as well as some ive forgotten to add when i brought up this experiment the first time. As per your suggestion we will name this experiment "Evil Box ft Linklethehistorian" and the new list is as follows;

Solas fen'harel (dragon age inquisition)

The Architect (dragon age origins)

Gendou Ikari (shinjis dad) ((neon genesis evangaleon ))

Daniel "Danny" Dickens (Angels of Death)

Professor N (stormbringer)

Faun "Pan" Faunnus (stormbringer)

Emperor "Phillip" Whittibane Belos (the owl house)

il dottorre (genshin impact)

father (mad father)

victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

Rodion Raskolnikov (crime and punishment )

brain drain (skullgirls )

ogai mori (bungou stray dogs)

linkle "hyrule" historian (linkle cinematic universe/ real life)

nikolai gogol (bungou stray dogs)

danarius (dragon age 2)

pear "that paul verlaine ate and was so cruel as to not share any with professor n evern tho it was kinda deserved" (stormbringer )

hyouga (dr stone)

senku (dr stone ((hes behind the evil box))

ive included a poorly designed diagram for your viewing pleasure and as a breakdown of the categories included

Oh!!! Hello there! No worries at all! I’m quite happy to have you back in either case, and welcome to Tumblr officially! 🥺💖 It’s nice to meet a fan and a new potential friend!

Wow! That’s quite a list (and a lot of people to look up in the future lol)! 😮 Well, I’m sure that will be a rather interesting experiment. In light of that…well, let’s see. Day 1, I think my first immediate reaction if I’m to survive this experiment at all would be to run to Mori. He may not be the kindest person in the history of ever, but he is logical and methodical about basically of all his decisions, so maybe if I were to rush over and explain my plight, I can reason with him before I’m captured, killed, or tortured by the others, and convince him that the most logical and optimal course of action would be for all of us to band together and rise up against Senku to escape, instead of harming each other. And maybe he could then convince the others. Or I’ll just be dead/tortured/experimented on cause they won’t listen to reason even if the suggestion is coming from Mori. 😭 Ig we’ll see.

Oh!! And btw, regarding your previous asks, if you were looking to pursue my Discord, I’d be happy to get to know you for awhile (either through a good few interactions here or in my DMs which are also open) and if I think we click, I’d be happy to share that with you in the future. 💖💖💖

Thanks for the ask and have a great day until we speak again! 💖

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[river-to-sea]

Israel telling it's citizens to edit wikipedia pages to "preserve the truth and sanctity of Israel" has got to be a new level of desperation.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[beaft]

after recently gaining access to my medical records, i am mystified to discover that instead of recording my regular t-shot as "sustanon injection, intramuscular" (as is standard), the doctor i saw last week chose to record it as "problem: gender. history: ongoing."

[hussyknee]

Trying to explain what the fuck just happened in Lankan politics today.

The leftist party has won 159 seats out of 218 in the Parliamentary elections. The single biggest landslide win since we broke from the British and achieved universal franchise in 1948.

Any party achieving a super majority in the executive and legislative is, objectively speaking, bad. It disables checks and balances, which is a catastrophic thing for any democracy, and the only two other times it's happened for us has irrevocably eroded the fabric of civic rights and democratic freedom. Also, the reason the NPP won the North and East is that the colonized, genocided and subjugated people there have no faith in electoralism anymore. The way this government has engaged minority issues has been utterly abysmal and now they've been rewarded for it.

On the other hand:

The winners. Are all. Grassroots. Candidates.¹

We have voted out every single career criminal that's been barnacled into the Lankan political arena since before I've been alive. The fascist party has only three seats.² The other fascists didn't win a single seat. The neoliberal legacy party won none. There are only forty people in Parliament that represent any sort of dynastic political legacy. After 76 solid years of nothing but political dynasties.

This is barely five years after the Rajapaksas swept in and absolutely glutted the Parliament with their family members and cronies end to end.

This is the illegitimate interim government we had for most of the last 18 months. We literally, physically, chased the Rajapaksas out of the country and this fucking demon set up a puppet government just so he could finally sit in that goddamn chair and be the despot he'd always dreamed of in exchange for letting them all come back. He's now gone. His entire circle is gone.

THEY ARE ALL FUCKING GONE.

In US terms, just imagine that, five years from now, when Trump's GOP has control of everything, the entire GOP and the worst of the Dems are all purged from Congress and Senate, the Green Party in control of all three branches of government under a pro-union left-wing President and an unmarried female LGBT rights activist Vice President, and the Dems reduced to barely 20% of the House.

This is my anthropology professor. She joined politics from the small nascent leftist coalition to help keep the government accountable. She's now the Prime Minister and the most popular Parliamentary candidate in the nation's history. (Edit: She was knocked off first place by a dude in the final result. Boo.)

(On the other hand— the woman who helped make me a radical anarchist and literally helped write a book on political dissent and resistance...now is the state. Uh.)

But there are so many women in Parliament! We had the lowest female representation in a South Asian Parliament and some of them were from the list of seats reserved for parties rather than elected ones. Most were either anti-feminist conservative embarrassments, widows and daughters of elite politicians and neoliberal shills. It's still only an increase of a few percentage points (Edit: from the previous 5% to 10% in the final result!) but now we have elected academics, feminist advocates, activists! There Is a representative for Malaiyaha Tamils in the Central Province for the first time in history and it's a young woman! (Edit: now it's two female Malaiyaha MPS!!) This is the plantation community that still live in conditions closest to the slavery the British forced upon them two hundred years ago!

I'm like. Completely mindfucked. To be very very clear, the NPP coalition formed around the nucleus of the JVP that used to be communist but haven't been in 30 years, they're now just social democrats who are left of places like the US and UK, whose "left" is now center-right. They're only threatening to the Western mainstream media for some reason who can't stop bleating about how we have a "Marxist" government now. In reality, the actual chances for radical reform are still quite low, and the opportunity for further erosion is quite high with a super majority government regardless of affiliation.

On the other hand:

What the fuck.

Sometimes living through historical events is really damn amazing.

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¹ Well, nearly. There are a few career politicians and a nepo baby but they aren't so bad either.

² Goddamn it, Baby Rajapaksa and Sri Lanka's answer to JD Vance have wormed their way in using the list of Constitutionally reserved party seats for non-elected members. FUCK the National List.

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

[holdoncallfailed]

i'll never get over the way brooklyn 99 woobified the literal NYPD what the hell was that. and everybody ate it up with a spoon too

[goatedgreen]

oh shti

[marinememes]

My coworker took a full frontal picture of the arapaima at work and sent this in our group chat

[dragonstoned]

she is so unspeakably lovely.

hello little monster, now bound to my soul. do not worry or be afraid. of course i will cradle you with gentle hands

[awkwardsonicphotos]

IMPORTANT! A new species of hedgehog was discovered.

[lucabyte]

monologue

[bluegiragi]

holding back (part 2)

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