#now i feel like crap for trying to do something nice. i want to return the gift but that’ll just cause a next thing and i don’t need that

[suuuupernovaaa]

Clean | Hobie Brown x f!Reader

You got yourself into a little bit of a fight, and Hobie has to patch you up.

Mature. 18+. Mention of blood.

The cloth meets your tender skin, and you hiss and try to pull your hand away.

"Hobie, that hurts," you say through gritted teeth. "What is on that?"

Holding your hand tightly to your chest, as if to protect it from him, you look up to see an exasperated expression on his face.

"Stuff to clean it. Give me that back." He grabs your hand a little gruffly, and puts the cloth back on. When the sting subsides, it does feel nice and cool.

"Someone out to teach you how to throw a proper punch," Hobie says, dabbing the cloth gently, moving it up your arm to where your other scrapes are. None of them are terribly deep, except a slight gash on your thigh from, you think, falling onto some broken glass.

"I know how," you reply quietly. He moves to your other arm, and you feel the stinging again. "It wasn't much punching, anyway. It was like... clawing and shoving. It was chaotic."

He gives you your hands back, and looks down at your legs, noticing the cut on your thigh. He lets a whistle out from between his teeth, and stands up. He rinses out the cloth he's been using, and grabs a new one from his kitchen drawer. He puts more 'stuff' on it, and returns to you, sitting down.

"This is gonna hurt." He scoots close, so that your legs are between his, and without another warning, presses the cloth to your cut.

"Oh crap!" you shout, and you're annoyed when Hobie starts chuckling.

"Oh crap!" he mimics in a high-pitched voice, meant to resemble yours. He places a large bandage on your leg, and a couple others on cuts that look a little nastier on your arms, and then sits back. "Think you'll survive," he comments. "Now, you need to tell me why you were in a fight. Looked like a couple of cats in a bag when I arrived."

You turn away, looking from where you sit at his kitchen table over to the TV, which is showing the news. Hobie always has the news on, even though he hates it and everything they ever talk about.

"It just, escalated. She was a fan, I guess, of the band. And she asked if I knew you, and I said yes. And she said... some not nice things. She was just drunk."

You're his whore, then? Do you think I could get in on some of that? I'm sure he's not very picky. I mean, look at you.

You can feel the way she grabbed at your stomach, pinching it. It felt like something scripted out of a bad teen movie, except it was really happening, and she just wouldn't stop.

"What did she say?" Hobie asks. When you look back at him, he's leaned forward, eyes narrowed, lips pursed.

"It doesn't really matter. It's over."

"It matters to me."

You shake your head and wave your hand in the air, as if to dismiss the conversation. "Really, Hobie. It was just, I don't want to relive it."

He reaches out and places a warm hand on your bruised knee. "Tell me."

You roll your eyes and sigh. "She said like, I must be, uh, sleeping with you and your standards must be low because... I'm like, fat, or whatever."

Hobie sits up, his back straight as a board, his eyebrows raised and his jaw a little slack. "And you beat the shit out of her?"

You draw your line into a straight mouth and nod. "Sort of. I mean, I can't fight but, she was bleeding and crying at the end of it. I was bleeding too but, I wasn't crying."

He nods, as if in approval. "Why does she think we're sleeping together?" he asked. "She's seen you, at a show or something?"

"I didn't get a whole backstory, Hobie. I guess so."

"Hm." He leans back, crossing his arms over his chest. "Must've noticed how I look at you. Everyone has. 'Cept you."

How Hobie looks at you? You try to think of what he could be referring to. Sometimes when he's on stage, he finds you in the crowd and smiles. But, you're good friends, so that doesn't seem all that exciting to you - does it seem that way to everyone else?

"How do you look at me?"

"Like I'd like to fuck you, Y/N. Like the shape of your body is all I can think about, and it really doesn't fucking matter what anyone else thinks about it. It fucking keeps me up at night."

It feels like you've been slapped in the chest, and all the air has left your lungs. Your mouth is instantly dry, and your legs feel weak.

Hobie is so dry, so even-toned, it's hard to tell if he's joking or not - but would that be a funny joke right now? Hobie is a lot of things, but he's not insensitive, and he certainly wouldn't try to hurt you on purpose.

"It does?" you ask finally.

He leans forward again, bringing his face just a few inches from yours. "I want you, Y/N. I thought I'd made it obvious, but now I see, I didn't."

You lick your bottom lip, and Hobie glances down at your mouth.

"Can I kiss you?" you ask, and a soft moan escapes his mouth, as if asking for permission turns him on. You feel his fingertips on your cheek, running upwards, until he cups your face in his hand.

You should close your eyes, you think, but the sight of him coming towards you is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. His soft brown eyes, his full lips, his sharp cheek bones, his glistening piercings; you want to remember every sharp edge and round corner.

He pauses, just before your lips meet and whispers, "Anything you want to do to me, you can."

[thisonehere]

Can you write about Smoke and female reader going on a date and some creep (maybe black or red dragon) walks up to the reader and tries to hit on her and even went far as smacking her butt really hard and Tomas loses his patience overall and beats the crap out of the creep?

My Hero

Tomas x reader

A/n: Okay, love this idea. I love writing Tomas in such a protective position. Btw, sorry to all the Rachel’s out there. Had to think of some name lol

C/w: Sexual harassment, S/a, mention of blood and violence

Tonight wasn't supposed to go like this. It was just supposed to be a fun little night for you and Tomas to unwind and spend some time together. Madame Bo's seemed like the perfect place to do it. The place as a whole had a really nice vibe always you feel at home . "I'm going to go get us a table." Tomas said to you. You just nodded as you took in the place. The smell of delicious food filled the air as restaurant staff and the distant sound of Bo berating someone. You smiled at it, you haven't been here for so long. "Pick the one with the nicest view." You ask Tomas as you dodged out of the way of a busy waitress with a tray full of food, the sight of it making you more hungry. "You're my nicest view." Tomas said with an abashed smile. You let a light chuckle at this. "Tomas! Really? Go!" You said with a smile.

You watched Tomas's giant figure disappear in the crowd. You waited at the entrance, your eyes wandered around and eventually found their way to the sky as you admired the stars above. It felt so nice to be out with Tomas, it was just him and you, just how you liked it. "Well, hello there." You heard a voice suddenly spoke to you. You looked down to find a stranger in front of you. He wore all black and small like a mix of alcohol and urine. His sleeves were rolled up to reveal a tattoo on his forearm, a clan marking. You narrowed your eyes as you immediately recognized, a black dragon marking. You didn't know the difference, but you did realize just how dangerous this could potentially be. He flashes you crooked smile, making your stomach churn in discomfort. Out of politeness you forced a smile into your face in return. "Um, hi."

"What's your name?" His eyes bounce up and down your body, eyeing specific parts of, you shifted uncomfortably under his gaze. "Um, Rachel." You lie, your eyes dart desperately inside, hoping that Tomas will come back right now to save you. "Rachel, huh?" He seems to bite his lip just a little. "Not bad for a Rachel..." He mumbles under his breath, causing you to feel more uncomfortable. You didn't like the way he was looking at you, you felt something horrible in your gut as you avoided eye contact.

"You come here often?" At this second you saw an opportunity. "Yes, I came here tonight with my boyfriend." You say, making sure to emphasize the boyfriend part. Hoping that this'll cause him to leave you alone. But he just shrugs at this. "Your boyfriend isn't here right now, is he? It's just you and me." His lips curl as you panic internally. "You know, me and my boys, we come here all the time. We go wherever we want actually, different states, different countries." his eyes gleamed at you expecting you to be impressed with his flex. "Uh, cool." You say awkwardly, trying to think of a way to escape from him. "What's your number? I could take you with me...if you are a good a good girl for me." You smile wanes at this. "Uh, excuse me, I have to go-" You try to quickly walk away, but he side steps you and blocks your path, that gross grin still on his face. "Hey, where you going?"

"Uh, M-My boyfriend's probably wondering where I am. So, I should go." You feel your heart begin to race as you try to get past him. But he's adamant about blocking you. "What's the rush? I'm sure he can wait." He stared at you up and down, the grin still on his face. "Come on, give a chance. I'm a nice guy." At that second, you see Tomas in the distance. His smile slowly fades as he sees the black dragon standing in front of you and the distressed look on your face, causing him to speed up. You drowned the man out as Tomas approached, you felt your heart beat against your chest as Tomas desperately made his way through the crowd of people. You were pretty sure the man asked for your number, he tried to ask what your sign was, he asked if you were even listening.

"Y/n! " Tomas called as he finally made it you. The black dragon looks over his shoulder, his narrowed eyes stretch at the sight of Tomas. He clears his throat and puffs up his chest. "Excuse me? Listen, I don't know who this 'Y/n is, but me and Rachel are having a conversation. Fuck off." He tried to make his voice sound deeper as his eyes darted all over Tomas's large figure.

Tomas steps in front of you, getting in the man's way. "Okay, feel free to talk to this 'Rachel', while me and Y/n excuse ourselves." If you could see his face, the man no doubt was confused. "Wait, what-" but Tomas interiors him, "Excuse us." Tomas gently takes your hand, "Come one." He softly whispers to you as you. "So it's like that 'Y/n', huh?". You avoid eye contact as you pass by him. "Alright then, let me know when you want a real man. I'll be sure to remember that sweet ass of yours?"

You gasp as you feel the sting of his hand slap your butt. Immediately, Tomas spins on his heels to face the Black dragon, who eagerly meets his face with a smirk. "What?". You were in too much shock to speak, you just stared at the two as they stared at each other. "Listen, you better run off before I-" but before he can finish his sentence, Tomas's fist slam into the man's face at lightning fast speed. The man slams onto the ground, a surprised look on his face as he clenches his broken nose. Many people inside stopped what they were doing to peer outside and see what was going on. "Fuckin' bastard, I'll-I'll kill you! And then I'll grab you bitch and-" he doesn't have a chance to finish, Tomas grabs him by the throat and begins to pummel him. You stood there and watched, slightly scared, you never saw this part of Tomas before. You knew he was Lin Kuei, but you never anticipated he could be this brutal.

After a few more hits, Tomas stops and stares down at his work. The Black dragon laid unresponsive, his blood painted all over Tomas's fist. He looks at you as if he forgot you were there, a mortified look forms into his face. "Y/n, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...in-in front of you-I-I" he lowers his head in embarrassment, he didn't mean to get so violent in front of you. But the moment the man touched you, everything went red for Tomas. "A-Are you okay?" He finally found the courage to speak. You looked at the Black Dragon and then back at Tomas, "I-I am...Thank you."

You offered your hand to Tomas. Your lips curl a little into a small but grateful smile. Tomas turned your smile and took your hand, and you both went back into the building, leaving the Black Dragon unconscious on the ground outside.

[halibellecter]

Break Me Open

"You want to spar? You never want to spar. Planning on defecting from us, Legate?"

"I want you to hurt me,"

"...what?"

"I want you to hurt me--" She's still so angry that she's shaking. And the right thing to do would be to spill the whole story to him, the return to the elevator, the digging, the other files-- the codes that now beyond a doubt weren't even their doing-- she nearly killed him and only to find out that her first recon mission had been right: that HE'D been right: there was no second layer, no true story, they did this to her on purpose, but... "And-- I want to hurt you. I can't-- there's so much and I can't--" Can't cry, can't scream, can't anything because Agents are always quiet, they're calm, and--

It's nice to be understood, even if at the moment, the way she knows Hunter understands what she's trying to say is via his left hook. That's a good start.

It's not enough to break her open-- let everything out so it will stop choking her-- but it feels good not to think about anything but the next few moves. Watch. Touch. Block. Dodge. Focus. Neither one of them is wearing any protective gear, belatedly she thinks she should've let him put some on but kicking against bone and tissue hurts, too, more than if he was wrapped up. They've never fought like this before, not before Quesh and not when she could finally hurt him. Not when she nearly killed him-- even then he went down easier, with that shock device. She can feel bruises forming and while they're not aiming for each other's face or head, accidents happen-- she'll have a black eye by tomorrow and her lip is split, nose bleeding, the blood mixing with sweat... striking and breaking apart again and again. It's so high energy that a stitch aches in her side as if she'd been running. No good, still no good. A few seconds where her eyes mist up or her voice jumps to a little louder than usual, but still...

Finally, both panting and bleeding-- when did she do that to his eye? ouch-- Legate curls in around her side, trying to guard the painful muscle spasm that keeps going every time she moves, and leaves her other side open. He lunges, and they both go down onto the mat, hard, rolling over and over. It's hard to fill her lungs up while being slammed down on her back and twisting around him to gain the upper hand. She didn't prefer either of them to win, not really; as long as they beat the osik out of each other that was fine with her--

But there is a winner, she realizes as his face looms over hers, as his hands clench around her shoulders, pinning her to the mat, locked in place. With some difficulty he frees a hand, shifts his weight,

"Wh-what--"

"Shut up," He moves around her carefully, as if she's the enemy-- isn't she?-- aware that she's still trying to get out of his grip, and suddenly manages to get the right angle to scrub the sharp points of his knuckles against her sternum.

Pain. Pain, and an overwhelming amount of it. She gasps in a breath.

"Hunter--!"

"You wanted me to hurt you." He digs the points deeper, and something breaks-- fortunately, only on the inside of her mind. Of course it's okay for her eyes to water a little. They don't use this trick in interrogations for nothing. Her next gasp comes out broken, a catch and then a rough sob. Her eyes finally brim over and tears spill down onto the mat.

"There you go. Keep going."

She assumes he'll draw back, give her some space, he hates this kind of mushy feelings crap, but he doesn't even move his hand away. He doesn't move it at all, in fact, except to gently rock his knuckles back and forth, watching her face and occasionally telling her she's doing good. He keeps varying where the points are exactly, but holds steady pressure that gives her constant pain-- and a constant reason to be sobbing as he pins her down. It's so bad, rough and dull and like an ache that's on fire, but that means it's a good excuse-- one that doesn't stop until she seems to have run out of tears, exhausted and only feeling half real. He pulls his hand back.

"Better?"

"Y-y-y---" she finally just nods, swallowing hard. He untangles them, stands up. Doesn't offer a hand.

"You good?"

More nodding.

"You're welcome. And Legate?"

She tilts her head at him, still not quite trusting herself to speak.

"Next time it's my turn."

He only waits for one nod before slipping out of the room, leaving her alone-- still sniffling-- in the middle of the mat.

I guess it takes one to know one.

[fannyspammy]

Hiii, I love your firsts series with Adam warlock and wanted to ask if you could do something like that with Minho? Because I saw you write for him too so I wabre to ask but if not that’s totally okey too! I don’t want to pressure you! Have a nice day!

Tease

Minho x Reader

Summary: the first time Minho admits he’s attracted to y/n

Warnings: nothing! You do get sassy asshole Minho & protective Minho (and a hint of soft Minho, if you squint) in one fic tho hehe.

A/N: A little break from the Adam fics with some Minho content! Shoutout to @theblaxkbird for requesting :) wasn’t sure if you wanted it sweet or a little spicier, so I kept it light! It is kind of long [& by kind of I mean very] tho oops sorry. If anyone wants more Minho content feel free to send in requests! Enjoy :)

[not my gif]

The first time y/n met Minho he was… well, insufferable. She arrived in the glade a month after he and the first group of gladers did, & was the first and only woman there. The other boys were either kind to her or afraid of her— either way, they looked out for her and catered to her needs. But Minho? Was an ass.

While the other boys helped pull her out of the box & introduced themselves with a smile, clearly excited to see a girl join the group, Minho led with his famous eye roll & a turn of his heel, walking away in a huff.

Newt apologized on behalf of his friend, explaining to y/n that he wasn’t normally like that, although they had been through a lot in the last month.

As the weeks went by, Minho made it a point to pick on her & tease her, every chance he got, and when he wasn’t doing that, he was simply pretending she didn’t exist.

“Ow! Um, excuse you,” y/n called after Minho when he aggressively bumped her shoulder, cutting her in line. Minho picked up a plate silently, unphased by the irritated girl standing behind him.

Newt rolled his eyes from a few places back. “C’mon Minho, you’re gonna cut in front of the lady?”

“Uh, no, I’m not gonna, ‘cause I already did,” Minho said, looking at his friend from over his shoulder.

Y/n rolled her eyes & swatted the air in dismissal. “It’s fine, Newt.”

After getting her food, y/n plopped down on the soft field a few metres from the Homestead, taking in the warmth of the high noon sun. She ate in comfortable silence, grateful to have a moment to herself in her day surrounded by rowdy boys.

Her comfortable silence was quickly broken by an uproar from the homestead. A chorus of voices erupted, indecipherable. She squinted through the sun, trying to see if she could spot the reason for the ruckus. It died down momentarily, and y/n got up to begin making her way over.

As she approached, Alby stomped out the door with incoherent shouts spilling from his lips, dragging Minho by the arm. Gally followed closely behind, Newt holding him back. It looked like there was a gash across his cheek.

Y/n rolled her eyes.

Why am I not surprised?

She turned around & returned to her spot, watching Alby scold Minho from a distance before leaving him sitting on the grass, ripping it from its roots like a child on time-out. She chuckled to herself, thinking how he was finally getting what he deserved. Then, from her peripherals, y/n saw Minho stand up & make his way over.

Crap.

“Whatcha doing out here?” he asked, hands in his pockets, a large bruise visible on his cheek now that he was closer. His tone didn’t seem hostile for once, but y/n wasn’t going to give him the opportunity to get there.

“What are you doing out here? Tired of getting your ass kicked in there?”

Minho rolled his eyes & plopped down beside her. “You still mad I cut you in line?” He rested his forearms on his knees, his toned muscles peeking out from under his rolled up sleeves.

Oh, god, there is no way this shuckface is gonna disrespect me, act like all he’s done is cut me in line, & then come flaunting his stupid muscles under his tight shirt.

Y/n stood up with a scoff, walking back to the Homestead. The last thing she had was energy to deal with Minho today.

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“What’s wrong, luv?” Newt said as he approached y/n. “What’s gotcha sittin’ in a bloody corner all by yourself?”

Y/n crossed her arms. “Take a bloody guess.”

The Brit sat down across her. “Y’know, he’s not so bad.”

“All he’s done since I got here is bug me!”

Newt shrugged. “So he likes to tease. He also just took a punch for you.”

Y/n sat up. “He what?”

Newt raised an eyebrow. “He didn’t tell you? I saw him walk over to you outside to I assumed he came over to brag about it. The bugger almost got thrown in the slammer for ya”

“Newt, tell me what happened.”

Newt explained how as she walked outside, Gally made an inappropriate comment about her ass. To everyone’s surprise, Minho warned Gally not to talk about y/n like that again, but instead of apologizing, Gally commented something even more crude (something along the lines of “I’d like to stick it up there”, complete with gestures according to Newt). That’s when Minho really surprised them, lunging at Gally & tackling him to the ground. Gally got in one good punch before Alby finally lifted Minho off of him.

“Don’t worry, Minho definitely got more hits in than Gally did,” Newt informed. “But he was bloody riled up. Ya might wanna talk to him.”

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When y/n found Minho he was laying in his hammock facing away from her, tossing a rock up & down. He paused for a moment, holding the rock still between his index finger and his thumb, as if sensing her presence, & then resumed just as quickly, as if dismissing it.

“Minho?”

“Whaddaya want, shuckface?”

Y/n rolled her eyes at the nickname & trudged over to stand in front of him.

“I brought you an ice pack,” she said, holding it out for him to take. Minho eyed the ice pack, then her, then the ice pack again, before returning his attention to the rock in his hand.

Y/n rolled her eyes for the second time in 2 minutes. When he didn’t take the ice pack, she walked over to the other side of the hammock & placed it on his cheek herself.

As soon as the cold touched his skin, Minho glanced at her without turning his head, an eyebrow raised in question.

“Y/n, what the hell are you doing?”

“Oh, so you do know my name. I was beginning to think you actually thought my name was shuckface.”

“Damn, shuckface,” Minho emphasized the word & smirked at the eye roll it triggered. “Why you so sensitive today?”

Y/n laughed. “Me? Slim it Minho, I’m not the one who got into a fight over a comment. Hell, if I was as sensitive as your shuck ass we’d be in a fist fight every day.”

Minho groaned in frustration and mumbled to himself. “Of course Newt had to tell you…” Sitting up, he snatched the ice pack from her and began to play with it in place of his rock. “Well, I wasn’t gonna let him talk about you like that.”

“Why not? You talk about me like that all the time.”

Minho wrinkled his nose in distaste for her words. “You think I talk about you like that? I like to tease you, shuckface, not talk about you like some easy skank.” He tilted his head to look at her & shrugged. “And you know I don’t actually mean the klunk I say. I just like when you react, ya shank.”

When her brows furrowed with confusion, he realized she did not, in fact, know that.

“Wait, did you think I was serious? When I’d tease you?”

Y/n threw her hands up in exasperation. “Well, I don’t know, Minho! How was I supposed to know you didn’t actually hate me when the second I stepped foot in the Glade you just rolled your eyes & turned around? You didn’t even bother introducing yourself! I had to get your name from Newt as he apologized for you!”

Minho smirked playfully. “Aw, was the little greenie upset I didn’t give her attention?”

“Slim it, Minho.” Y/n began to walk away. “I dunno why I wasted my time coming here.”

Minho grabbed her wrist. His hand was cold from the ice pack he’d been holding. “Y/n, wait.”

The boy sighed as he pulled her forward to face him again. His head was tilted down but his eyes looked up at her, as if he was embarrassed.

“Look, I’m sorry for ignoring you when you first arrived.” Y/n’s eyebrows shot up in disbelief.

Did he just apologize?

Minho continued. “You’re the only girl in a field of dudes. And let’s be real, you’re attractive. Clearly whoever sent us here knows my type. And when you arrived, ya know, we’d only been here a month, we were just getting things into routine, getting a structure kicked in— things were just starting to get… normal.”

He laid back down in his hammock again, hands behind his head as he regained his confident composure, attempting to mask the substance of his words with nonchalance.

“Not to brag, but I’d already started to build a reputation as a strong leader, & I knew a lotta those shanks out there looked up to me. So when you showed up, I just didn’t wanna get… distracted. But I should’ve been more welcoming. I’m sorry. And if you were actually upset about me teasing you this whole time you shoulda said somethin’, shuckface, ‘cause I just didn’t know.”

“Now wait just a damn second,” y/n said, putting her hands on her hips. “Are you telling me the whole reason you’ve been acting like an ass is because you’re attracted to me?”

“No, I’m telling you I didn’t want to be distracted by you.” He began tossing the rock again.

“Because you’re attracted me.”

“Am not.”

“You literally just said I’m your type.”

“Mm, is that what I said, though?”

“Minho!” Y/n punched him playfully and he reacted in mock hurt.

“Ouch! A girl who packs a punch? Maybe you are my type after all,” he teased.

Y/n looked him up & down, as if measuring what she was working with, then replied with a smirk. “Good.”

With that, she walked away, Minho’s eyes trailing behind her. Before she was out of sight he called after her.

“Thanks for the ice pack!”

Without looking back she shouted her reply, amusement playing on her lips.

“You’re welcome, shuckface.”

[davenporttf]

Emascatine

Yo, what's up? My names Phil and I'm the quarterback for Boston College. Go Eagles! I love the sport and I'm stoked I get to play QB.

I gotta be honest with you though, I've been having a slump lately out on the field. I haven't been at the top of my game. I've been working out every day but no matter how much training I put in, I'm getting sacked left and right.

I stopped by a local vitamin shop to switch up my preworkout. I don't think this whey stuff is really giving me the boost I need, ya know? The guy at the shop seemed like he was into me. I caught him multiple times checking me out as I was walking up and down the aisles. Not that I care really, a compliment is a compliment but dude could be less obvious about it. He eventually took a break from creepin to ask me what I was looking for in particular.

I explained how I wanted to switch up my preworkout, and he said he had just the thing. It was this black generic bottle with the brand name "Hit Fit." The slogan underneath it said "It'll hit you the first time guaranteed!" I didn't recognize the brand so I looked at the active ingredient, Emascatine. I've never heard of it either but the guy at the shop said it was a new type of drug only sold through his shop.

I was weary of trying the brand but the prospect of fast results was exactly what I needed right now. I caved and decided if I didn't see any results, I'd return it later.

I stopped home and whipped up the preworkout shake and threw it in my bag along with the bottle in case one of the teammates needed some. I made it to the locker room just in time, and setup in front my locker. I took out my preworkout and took my first sip. It tasted like fruit loops which was a nice changeup from my last powder that tasted like crap. I took more sips and really liked the taste so I started to down it.

"So tasty!" my voice cracked as I said it. "You good Phil?" asked my teammate, Drew.

"I'm good, sweetie!" The words just left my mouth without a thought. My voice had raised several octaves and my face was as red as ever realizing what I said. Drew looked at me in amusement. "haha okay, babe" thinking it was a joke.

I refocus on getting dressed, and pulled on my compression pants over my jock. My skin felt so sensitive in the moment. The tightness of the pants felt so good on my legs. I rubbed my legs up and down feeling the spandex material stretch. I was getting aroused by watching my quads flex in them. My eyes were closed sitting on the bench while I rubbed my inner thighs. An inaudible moan came from my mouth as I felt my dick hardened.

What was happening to me?! I look over the Hit Fit bottle and notice a tiny disclaimer at the bottom. "Emascatine may cause side effects of heightened sensitivity, mood changes, sexual stimulation, and emasculation."

I snapped out of it long enough to feel my ass stretch the tights even further. My center of gravity shifted as my ass grew into a firm bubble butt. I tried to walk around but felt an itch coming from deep inside my ass. I braced myself with hands on the wall squirming to hopefully scratch the itch. I don't know why it felt so right in the moment but I started to shake my ass faster and faster side to side as if it were on display for my teammates.

Drew had taken notice, yelling over "Yo, Phil. What has gotten into you?!" They watched as I continued moving my ass in their direction. My teammates' demeanor changed the longer they watched. I could see their faces going from confusion to slight interest to lustful. My ass was hypnotizing and they could have stood there all day staring into it's fluid motion.

I loved the look on their faces and called over to them "Hey boysss! You like what you see?"

Drew smiled, "Damn, Phil. Why don't you come over here and we can do some team bonding?"

I thought he'd never ask. I let them line up as I got in position.

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Epilogue:

Coach says I need to take a step back from QB. Something about my performance not being up to snuff. I've been told I'd make a better water boy. I've really enjoyed it so far. I keep my boys hydrated as they take turns slamming my P-spot. Team morale has never been higher.

[embeanwrites]

Car Karaoke (Jamie Tartt x GN!Reader)

A short little piece I wrote after singing very poorly in my car. The reader is gender-neutral!

Jamie had gotten used to driving around with them in the passenger seat. 

It started as him trying to be nice while returning to Richmond. The lads seemed to enjoy their company, they were someone Keeley had brought in to be her “eyes and ears” on the ground at Richmond to work on different PR projects, and the boys had essentially adopted them as almost like a younger sibling figure.

At first, it annoyed the crap out of Jamie. Now there was someone new around that only had bad opinions of him, someone else he would have to convince and fix his self-image with. But almost instantly he realized that wasn’t the case. He was positive that the team had at the very least warned them about him and his actions, but he never had a moment where he felt like they were judging him or already knew more about him than he had shared. 

It was nice. It was like a fresh start one that he didn’t feel like he necessarily deserved until he saw them walking home in the rain. 

“Oi!” he shouted, his voice fighting the sound of the rain. The look on their face was almost priceless if they weren’t soaking wet and shivering like one of those tiny rat dogs. 

“Oh! Hi Jamie!” They said with their normal cheery voice, once again stunning him stupid. 

“Get in my car before you get sick and die on us!” 

Since that day they had soaked his seats and raved about how he needed a car with heated seats, even though it was dead summer, he had been driving them home. And for about 15 to 20 minutes a day, the two of you would be in his car. 

He has ranked his favorite types of times in the car in his head. 

The last of which, is ones in silence, which had only really happened the first week. 

Next would be the ones where he spends the whole ride talking, normally ranting about something Roy had said to him at training. He did appreciate how they’d silently listen.

The runner-up would be the days when the two of you are just chatting. He found himself enjoying their stories and the random questions they had for him. However, some of their strange hypotheticals threw him off. 

Oh, but his most favorite. His favorite of them all is when they would sing along to his music. 

The only issue, which he didn’t view it as one, is they weren’t the best singers. Jamie wouldn’t even call them good, but for some reason it made him feel so trusted. Their off-key notes, singing unbridled with fear from him ridiculing them. Never had the others heard them sing, they had always bowed out during karaoke night with the team, and as far as he could that was the only opportunity anyone else would have had to hear them sing. 

So their bad out-of-tune singing was reserved just for him. Or maybe that was his wishful thinking. That you and him were closer than anyone else and that you trusted him more than anyone else and it took about three months of him driving them for you to stay anything about it.  

“Listen, if I ever bother you with my singing you can always tell me to stop.” Jamie took a moment to glance over at them. They were looking down at their feet, their cheeks an adorable shade of pink, and he couldn’t help but wonder whatever gave them the idea that he would want them to stop. 

“Why? I think you’re a great singer.” 

“Great is definitely wrong, but I appreciate it, Tartt.” They said, sarcastically. 

“No, I mean.” Jamie took a deep breath. “Okay, yeah, you’re singing…it’s rough, but! But! I like it. I like that you are comfortable enough to do that around me…it’s nice.” He finds himself cringing at his honesty as he pulls up in front of their flat. He takes a moment to look at them. They’re blushing, but they’re also staring at him like he’s hung the stars in the sky. For a split second, he wonders if it’s less about his words and more about the fact he’s the one who said them. 

He finds himself really hoping it’s the latter. 

“Oh well…that’s kind of you Jamie. I really do enjoy our car rides.” They said with a goofy smile on their face. “Maybe…maybe sometime we can hang out outside of just you taking me home? Only if you want to though! We absolutely don’t have to if you don’t want to! I just-”

“I’d love to.” He interrupts before they can spiral anymore. “I’d really love to.” He watches their face become even more red as they nod. “Maybe we could go karaokeing.” He teases, wanting to see just how red their face could become. 

“Oh fuck off, Tartt. Besides that’s like…5th date material.” They tease. 

“Well, I’ll be holding you to that then.”

[blues824]

Hello. Can I request dorm leaders + Ruggie with S/O, who have personality of Yui Komori from Diabolik Lovers (cheerful and optimistic, but quite naive and oblivious towards certain things; determined and strong-willed even in the worst situations; nice and kind to absolutely everyone; afraid of thunder)?

I have never watched Diabolik Lovers… and for some reason I feel ashamed for saying that. It’s just never been recommended to me, I guess.

Also, after writing this, it was boring so I decided to make it yandere, but with no death.

Riddle Rosehearts

He clings to you like a magnet. You showed him human(?) kindness, and now it’s your problem. He tells you that it’s to protect you since you are so fragile and people will try to manipulate you because of your kind heart.

You, being both naive and oblivious, don’t notice the red flags Riddle gives off. Now, there isn’t any red paint to worry about, but more beheadings are apparent. If Ace so much as thinks about talking to you, it’s off with his head.

However, when dealing with other matters, you are the one that calms him down. If Ace broke something because he was so careless, you kindly put your hand on Riddle’s shoulder and give the most pleading look you can.

Once, you were at Heartslabyul (more specifically, cuddling with Riddle in his room) when you got the notification that there was going to be a thunderstorm. You looked absolutely terrified, which is when he got the notifications as well. He put two-and-two together, and smiled. This was another way to get closer to you.

He told you that you were welcome to stay at Heartslabyul to wait out the storm, and you nodded your head, putting your head back down on his chest. When the first round of thunder sounded, Riddle held you tighter. It would be okay, he assured you. If only you knew.

Leona Kingscholar

At first, Leona acts like he doesn’t care about you. But what you don’t know is that whenever someone is talking crap about you, he will turn them to stand. No one gets to talk like that about his herbivore and survive. 

When people start disappearing, you just worry that your dear boyfriend Leona is going to disappear as well. You sweet thing. If only you knew that he was ordering Ruggie to dispose of any filth that tried to get you to see what he’s doing.

You were just so sweet and kind, he would never let you get tainted by someone lower than the both of you. He would always escort you to and from classes, to and from the infirmary (to visit friends who were hurt), to and from the cafeteria, the list goes on.

Once, you were at Savanaclaw and you were acting like Leona’s pillow when the both of you got a notification. He checked his phone and said that there was a storm coming. He didn’t think anything of it until you started shaking.

He’s not dumb, so he held you even closer to comfort you, whispering about how you would be okay and how he wouldn’t let anything hurt you. Eventually, you fell asleep, and Leona felt like a goddamn hero.

Ruggie Bucchi

He wouldn’t cling to you. In fact, he would be wary of you. Back where he comes from, kindness doesn’t come for free. He would be constantly asking you what you want in return. One time, you brought him some donuts and he asked what you wanted, and you finally had an answer: you wanted to pet his ears.

After that day, you both got closer and closer. Every night, you would be with him in his room. You would pet his ears to help him go to sleep so he could have some rest. You once called him your favorite hyena, and he ate that up.

If he sees that someone is getting too close to you, he would use his unique magic on them. They never knew who the culprit was because he was too sneaky. You were very concerned that he would get hurt next, which he found adorable.

One night, as you both were laying in bed, you both got a little notification from the Weather app. Ruggie thought nothing of it, but you let out a tiny squeak. He looked and saw that you were hyperventilating. He talked you through proper breathing and then asked you what was wrong.

When you told him, he knew what to do. A lot of kids back at his home were scared of storms, so this wasn’t his first rodeo. He told a few corny jokes to try and distract you from the storm sounds. If that didn’t work, he would tell you stories of his family back home. He knows that he succeeds when he hears soft snoring coming from you. 

Azul Ashengrotto

Would also cling to you like a magnet. At NRC, no one is kind. If you’re down, you will stay down. If you’re up, others constantly try to knock you off. So when he sees you, completely different from the others, he needs you by his side.

If he sees someone else talking to you, he will try and get them in a contract where they most definitely won’t be able to hold up their end of the bargain. Then he will take their voice so they can’t talk at all. They shouldn’t have been interacting and tainting his darling in the first place.

He would try to keep you away from all the contracts he has now so you wouldn’t get upset and leave him. Whenever you visit the Lounge, you get the full VIP treatment. He will personally sit and talk with you, as if you were on a date.

Once, you were doing one of these not-dates and you got the ding on your phone. You opened the weather app and saw that there was a thunderstorm coming. You suddenly just ran out of the building when Azul chased after you.

Once you told him about what was wrong, the first set of thunder sounded. You jumped and hid in his arms. Azul saw the opportunity, and quickly lassoed it in. He walked you back inside to wait out the storm with promises that everything was going to be alright. He allowed you to stay in his office and lay on the couch, offering you his coat as a blanket and some headphones to cancel out the noises.

Kalim Al-Asim

You both are the same person. He absolutely loves you with all of his heart. Sometimes he thinks he will burst at the seams because his love for you is never-ending. He showers you in gifts befitting royalty.

He’s not one to get jealous, but if he does see someone who he thinks is trying to challenge him, he would most definitely get more touchy. I mean arm around your waist, kisses on the cheek (mans would most certainly make you bend down if you’re taller than him), and so on.

He wants to be next to you 24/7, 365. Every single time you’re away from him is a day of darkness and gloominess for him. You’re his sunshine, his oxygen, his freaking will to live. We all know how healthy these types of relationships are: they’re not.

One day, while Kalim was cuddling you like a Koala bear to a Eucalyptus tree, you got the notification from the Weather app. You checked it, and your eyes went wide. Kalim looked and saw that a thunderstorm was coming, but there were no other notifications. He then realized what was going on.

He told you that you could stay there and that he would keep you safe from the thunder and lightning. He grabbed a speaker and his phone and put on some pop music that you both could dance to so you can keep your mind distracted.

Vil Schoenheit

Probably saw you as some sort of competition at first. You remind him of a certain somebody, his archnemesis, Neige. So of course he would get irritated just being around you. Eventually, you manage to convince him that you aren’t competition but rather a friend.

Once that happens, his possessive side shines through. You see through the mask he puts on daily, and you love him regardless. Of course, now he wants you all to himself. If he decides that someone is getting a bit too close to you, he will offer them an apple so delicately carved as a gift.

He thinks you’re just absolutely adorable, so he would want you to try on outfits he made. This doesn’t mean he treats you like a doll, but more like a model. He will then make all of your outfits because Crowley didn’t give you anything besides the school uniform.

Once, while Vil was applying a face mask on you, your phone buzzed. He let you check it only to grow concerned when you had a terrified look on your face. He looked over your shoulder and saw that there was a storm rolling in.

He offered to let you stay at Pomefiore for the night and you most definitely accepted it. You did not want to be alone tonight. Of course, Vil knew that if you were with him in your most vulnerable moment, you both would get closer. He wasn’t stupid, after all.

Idia Shroud

Clings to you like a magnet #3. He’s very shy, so when you show kindness to him unconditionally, he falls head over heels in love with you. He could go on for hours and hours about you if he wanted to.

When you both get together, he starts gaining a bit of courage here and there. He’s grateful that you’re patient because he prefers to take things slow. But as time goes on, he will become more possessive and obsessive. He will manipulate you, guilt trip you, gaslight you. 

He knows that you prefer to go to classes in-person, but don’t be surprised if you find a tracker in your backpack. He wants to make sure you’re safe and that no one else is trying to take you away from him.

One time, when you were in Idia’s room watching anime with him, you got a notification on your phone. You saw that there was a storm rolling in. You tapped on your focused boyfriend’s arm and showed the notification, a tear streaming down your face.

He quickly put the pieces of the puzzle together and extended his arms to you. You wrapped your own arms around him and he squeezed you tight. After the first sound of thunder, he reached over and grabbed his headphones. Luckily, they were still connected to his phone, so he put some music on and put them over your ears.

Malleus Draconia

He doesn’t exactly cling to you. He has a reputation to uphold, after all. He does appreciate the rather adorably kind gestures you do. You once made a flower crown for him and made sure to watch out for his horns, and he fell for you more.

He most definitely gets jealous and possessive. Lilia finds it amusing because he has never seen his ‘son’ so in love with someone, let alone a human with a vampire’s heart. Oh, they know, Y/N. No need to hide it any longer.

Treats you like royalty. He has already given you the heart of his dragon hoard (a gem left for him by his parents). If you choose to wear the necklace that the gem was attached to, he will be so happy. If you don’t but you tell him that you wouldn’t like to lose it and therefore it is reserved for special occasions, he is completely fine with it.

One night, you and Malleus were on one of your walks when he noticed that the moon wasn’t present. He looked and saw that there were storm clouds overhead. Now, he could easily use his magic to get rid of them, but when he saw that you were scared… he had another plan.

He teleported the both of you back to Diasomnia to avoid the rain, and he offered to let you stay the night with him in his room. Sebek had a vein popping out of his head when you accepted, but he knew that if he were caught yelling at you, the Prince would be very angry.

Malleus knew what he was doing. He knew that if he were there with you for the best and worst of times, you would grow to love him and only him. He knew what he was doing when he had you lay next to him in his bed as the both of you drifted off to sleep. He didn’t feel an ounce of guilt, though.

[connorswhisk]

simmer (nick x luke)

for @jessieluvsoranges sorry this took so long i hope you like it!! perhaps not as fluffy as you might have had in mind haha but apparently i'm allergic to writing fluff so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also on my ao3

Footsteps sound behind Nick in the dark, and his mouth twists down into an angry scowl. “I told you to leave me the hell alone, Uncle Pete.”

“I know,” Luke’s voice says softly, and Nick turns in surprise, shoulders de-tensing just a little at the realization. “But I figured maybe you were hungry.”

“Sorry,” Nick apologizes. “Thought you were…” He trails off, staring at the dry heel of brown bread and the mushy apple in Luke’s hands. “What the hell’s all this?”

Luke grimaces. “All I could manage to filch from dinner. Got somethin' for Diane, too. She’s eating it now.”

Nick ignores the offered food and returns to gazing moodily out of his and Luke’s cell bedroom window. “I’m gonna kill him.”

He hears Luke sink down on the creaky bottom bunk behind him. “You can’t kill him,” says Luke, ever the minuscule angel perched atop Nick’s shoulder, a little nagging sometimes. “You know that.”

“Well, I wish I could do something, ” says Nick angrily. He can still hear the sharp smack of Carver’s backhand across his mother’s face. He can barely feel his own swelling eye and stinging cheekbone, not through all the rage bubbling up inside him. Of course it wouldn’t be enough to just hit them, of course the fucker had to take away his mom’s dinner, too.

And Nick’s own meal, as well, but that doesn’t seem to matter as much.

“Carlos and Alvin think soon,” Luke tells him, voice rising to barely above a whisper. “Pete, Reggie, and Rebecca agree. Not that much longer, buddy, then we’ll get out of here. Just - Just keep holdin’ on. Just a little bit longer.”

Nick screws his eyes shut, frustrated. “I know,” he grumbles. “I know. God, this whole thing is just - it’s just so fucked! ”

“ Sssh! ” Luke hisses. His eyes dart fervently to their door’s open window. “Keep your voice down, man! Don’t be an idiot.”

“Sorry,” mutters Nick after a moment, shaking his head. He can barely keep the angry tremors out of his voice. “Don’t need him coming back here and blacking your eyes up, too.” His blood simmers steadily with hate. “What an asshole. ”

“We’re so close, ” Luke reminds him, voice sounding kinda desperate. “So close, Nick. And once we’re outta here, no one’s gonna lay a finger on you or Diane ever again. I’ll make sure of it.”

Every time he hears Luke say his name, Nick feels chills rippling up and down his fool’s backbone. He swallows, hard, and whispers, “You don’t know that, man.”

“Well, I’m gonna try to make it that way,” says Luke with conviction. He nods at the measly dinner set out on the rickety bedside table before him. “Go on then.”

Nick turns. Luke’s eyes are boring into his own, fervent and convincing (he’s so certain ), and Nick’s cheekbone throbs and he fists his hand into the collar of Luke’s shirt, white-knuckled, and kisses him.

Luke starts to return the sentiment, lips moving against lips, but just as quickly he pulls away. “We - We said we weren’t gonna do this anymore. You said we couldn’t do this no more.”

“Forget what I said,” Nick mutters back to him, aching to feel Luke’s tongue press into his own. “Just forget it, Luke, kiss me…”

“This is a bad idea,” Luke whispers, but he kisses him all the same. “Dammit…”

He never knew he wanted this, not really, not ‘til now. Nick’s not good with feelings and all that lovey-dovey crap. The stuff before, that had been stress relief. A way to find some little moment of somethin’ nice in the middle of all the shit. Eventually, he’d put a stop to it because Pete was startin’ to look at them funny. But now Nick realizes that maybe the real reason he tried to end it’s because he was getting more invested in what he and Luke were doing than he knew how to be comfortable with. 

Is he even comfortable now? No…and yes, definitely at the same time. He can’t really tell. This is what he’s always wanted - this is what was never supposed to happen - and, Lord help him, Nick can’t fucking stop, he couldn’t even if he wanted to. He’s been looking and looking at Luke his whole life long and it’s only just now he’s picking up on what all those looks have really meant.

Uncle Pete would probably roll his eyes and say Told ya so, like he always has when Nick inevitably fucks up for the millionth time, even though he didn’t tell Nick nothing about this. Where the hell was the warning for any of it?

Life don't come with warnings anymore. Not these days.

Luke pulls away. He tips his head down to bury his nose at the junction of Nick’s shoulder and his neck. His lips flutter there, breathy, in and back out again.

I love you, Nick feels him mouth into his skin.

And Nick swallows, stomach growling with hunger as he glances over at his dinner, and he says to Luke, 

“I know.”

[cathchicken]

Ok so after a bit of me actually taking time to think about the collectors situation this is my sort of realized opinion: (warning: it is very long)

As I saw someone else state, the collector was previously imprisoned for like hundreds of years on the isles. Probably not a nice memory to have. Although, it was pretty much only with you know who, so it’s not like he’s gotten sick of or holds a feeling to flee the entire demon realm itself. But I dont feel bad if he wants some space (haha)

Aside from his siblings, there wasn’t really a specified thing for him to dislike the stars in any way. If anything he felt more comfortable there. he probably misses it a little bit, given the starry aesthetic of the archives and stuff. NOW don’t take this as me saying he is better off there. If anything, I am still a little nervous about the whole situation. The ambiguity of “the stars”, while I like in a petty fashion, doesn’t give much confirmation on what he’s actually dealing with. It is something familiar at least, but we don’t even know if it’s literally space or just another realm (parallel to the demon realm or human realm). If I had to hope of anything though, that if they meet their siblings, he beats them to a pulp. Fuck them. I don’t think he’d get tricked by them again, since he’s clearly figured out their shit even before season 3. Overall, I wish they elaborated on the realm before having him just whizz off there at the end. It could be good or bad, but in the end we do sort of have a reason to feel “wait wtf come back” and “where are you going??” In a way.

NOW the other thing! That people who are angry about this situation are bringing up (and that I mainly agree with). Which is the whole “found family” message of the show, and also the “nobody argued” line. Now, thinking about it from the shoes of Luz/Eda: powerful being who sort of just brainwashed (? Idk what to call the puppet situation. Controlled..? Eh, you know what I mean) a shit ton of people and doesn’t seem to care about their well being. Face-value. BUT!! (Big but) They also see that this being is a child that genuinely does want normal things like love and truth, but doesn’t understand concepts like death and friendship. They see a kid that is really upset, but trying their best to make others perceive themselves as “approachable” and/or worthy of their time (oof). Overall, trying his very best. Luz specifically sees all of this, and even makes an effort to congratulate the Collector when he attempts to take what she said into heart. He IS perfectly capable of expressing himself in a healthy way, he really just needs a proper parental figure to help him out. (Stares aggressively at Camila until she burns up). He’s not “uncontrollable”, he’s just lived the past few years with a crusty old puritan and has essentially learned the exact opposite of what he’s trying to accomplish.

Then, we get to the scene where the “nobody argued” line hits. Oog. I can understand that they think he should take time to himself after all of… that. And they probably respect his choice to mature too. ALTHOUGH. Like, after everything I’ve previously pointed out… wouldn’t any of them be a t i n y bit concerned about him going off all alone again? His whole ordeal these years has him being afraid of being alone!! He is ofc welcomed to the owl house, and can return whenever he likes, but, just like us, we don’t know crap about the star realm. The only things they know is that out there, he has shit siblings that fucked him up. Wouldn’t at least some of them be concerned? I do have a feeling he is going to be fine (we “sort” of see him in the credits so he’s alive which is to be expected). But still, in that moment, it would be weird that “no one argued”. All I would have wanted was someone to say “but will you be ok alone?” And then saying “oh yeah! I like it there, I know how to get around/ I have people there that I am cool with 👍” and then that. Like a little thing… idk. I do like that idea that after a few days he comes back because he realizes “actually I am mentally 9 (and possibly autistic) I don’t know how to figure out social cues on my own.” Like again there could be star people who are cool and will fill that place, but that’s only speculation. This whole time they were building up the idea that he shouldn’t be alone and needs others to figure stuff out! Because he was with Luz, only for a little bit, he absorbed the idea that giving kindness, when it’s deserved, is a better way to make friends than forcing people. And because he was with Luz, he learned (the hard way) how scary and forever death really is. Then in that ending scene with him, he just… figures he will be cool without them for a bit, and they agree too. (?) rehghfjk. This wasn’t a totally terrible decision, but the ambiguity of it just!! Makes it reasonably to feel ok with. How long will he be gone at a time? Are there other people he will be with? We aren’t exactly given an answer. We get allusions, but that’s it.

I am at least glad that King, of all people, would tell them that he wishes the collector would come back soon. (Was that another way of them saying he would come back sooner than later? It’s not confirmed so idk) I like this because, well, King was essentially the person that the Collector was closest to. (Besides Belos but he was the exact opposite on the spectrum of cool people to hang out with) King, as a kid himself, would relate most to him. He says that himself in FTF. He is understandably pissed at the whole puppet thing, but he understands that “I should address this but also acknowledge he doesn’t know better to an extent”. King would want to treat the Collector as he would himself, and how he knows how important having a family, whether it is blood or found, is important to oneself. King wouldn’t be half the character he is nowadays if it wasn’t for Eda and Luz to accompany him. When he told the collector “I hope to see you again” that makes sense; he knows that the collector would benefit from having people like how he did, and it would be beneficial, regardless if the collector does get proper parental figures in the star realm, if he would see them often. And ofc, he would probably genuinely want to hang out with them as well. He was glad to be their friend, to an extent. He was never totally unhappy about his situation in FTF. Also, him giving the Collector Francois at the end was really cute. Just in case he needs a buddy until he gets there. As far as we know, the collector needs Francois more than King does. And I think King knows that.

Ok so I think that’s it for my thoughts. If I suddenly remember something I will add it in. I’m not saying that I’m right or wrong, this is just how I genuinely feel. Feel free to comment your own opinions!! I am open to have my mind changed. In the end, I guess I just want the best for my little blorbo. Can you blame me…??

[judesmoonbeauty]

The Past Records: Ellis & Jude Chapter 2

Fan translation only. Not 100% accurate. Please expect grammatical errors. Cybird owns everything. Feel free to re-blog, but please do NOT post my translations elsewhere. Also, feel free to ignore my random commentary.

Translation notes are marked with ***

Jude: …..

Business Partner: I'm so glad you took the time to come visit us! These are all first class products, so please, feel free to inspect them...!

Jude: There are lots that aren't out here.

Business Partner: Yes?

Jude: Yes? No. Show me the lot, don't you understand?

Business Partner: Hm....Well, it's in a warehouse a little ways from here, so it'll take me a while to bring it to you.

Ellis: I thought you might say that, so I brought you this. This is it, right?

Business Partner: What? When did you go to....?

Jude: Isn't the quality different as what was sent to headquarters for inspection?

Jude: It's not like anything you see here.

Ellis: I don't understand. I think they all look the same.

Jude: Shut up, rotten eyes.

Ellis: OK.

Jude: So, what's this all about?

Business Partner: …..you know, uhhhh, uh, uh.....

Jude: Mistake. You tried to disguise a bad product and sell it at the price of superior quality, but that was a mistake.

Business Partner:........uh.

Jude: Well, I'll let you off the hook this time. (Me: Uh-huh.)

Jude: It was your first time, and isn't it my fault that I was mistaken as someone you could deceive with your shallow wit?

Business Partner: Eh, what? Oh.....

Jude: But at least now you know that I'm not easily fooled.

Jude: If you try anything stupid again, I'll sink your whole boat, remember?

Business Partner: Heeeee....! Yes, I understand! Sorry, thank you very much.

Alfons: Wow, did you see that El? That evil face. That's the most blackmailing thing I've ever seen.

Elbert: It's not nice to cheat people, so I guess you can see......Jude's point.

Alfons: Yes, yes, a textbook reply.

Alfons: But wouldn't that make the report more interesting, so let's dramatize it a bit.

Alfons: “Torturing and humiliating innocent citizens, Jude smiles cruelly....”

Elbert: Al, lying is not good. (Precious bbg.)

Ellis: Oh....and.

Business Partner: Hyeup! (That is a hiccup noise....I tried.)

Ellis: There seems to be some disturbing people going in and out of the warehouse you're renting these days....Do you know about it?

Business Partner: Eh!

Ellis: Oh, it's fine if you don't know. I just want to make sure you're not violating any contracts.

The business partner looks at the warehouse district for a moment, shivering with a pale face, as if he were frightened.

He immediately returned his gaze to the front and shook his head sideways like a broken toy.

Ellis: ...............

Jude: That's fine then. (Bruh done messed up.)

Jude: You know what happens of you violate the contract.

Ellis: There is a trading company that buys these defective lots at a low price for shoddy products, so you can take them there.

Ellis: Here's the contact information for the rep. Good luck.

Alfons: ….Ellis is even taking care of the of the people who deceived them by disposing of their inventory....

Alfons: A good deed unworthy of the Crown who “conquers evil with evil.”

Alfons: I'm going to have to write this down in my report to the best of my vocabulary, El?

Alfons looked back and saw that Elbert was -

A Young Lady: That young man seems to be new here....I like him...Please, just tell me your name.

A Bewitching Lady: I have a certain status in my country. Why don't you say goodbye to your troublesome mundane life and let me take care of you...

A Suspicious Painter: You're a miracle.....will you please come visit my atelier?

He was surrounded by passengers who had just disembarked from a luxury cruise ship that had just arrived in port.

Elbert: I've got something to do over there.

The wave of people coming by one after another pushed Elbert further and further away.

Alfons: Ahhh, just like bread crumbs being picked up by ducks –

Alfons: Let's cut the crap and get back to it, shall we?

Alfons: I hope they haven't noticed us tailing them.

Jude: Ellis, that thing, you're aware of it.

Ellis: Yea...what are we going to do? Catch it right away?

Jude: No.

Jude: If we're going to take care of it.....let's put it all together.

Liam: I wonder if the Al & El's tailing went well?

William: Well, what do you think?

Liam: Oh, they just got back! Welcome back......?

Alfons:............

William: You have a dark expression on your face. What's wrong?

Liam: Maybe he was a spy or something after all...?

Alfons: I have to tell you a horrifying fact.

Elbert: What is it?

Alfons: Surprisingly, those two have been working.....the entire time!!

Liam: What?! How diligent!

Elbert: It's not like it's a horrible fact.....

Harrison: Huh...is that so?

Alfons: They were working so hard there was nothing to report except that. Aren't they crazy?

Elbert: Although Jude was feared, Ellis seemed to be liked.

William: What are your views on whether Jude and Ellis can be trusted?

Alfons & Elbert:

To be frank, I really don't care. I don't know yet.

Harrison: Will this ever pay off?

Liam: Haha, it's a long road ahead.

William: Speaking of which....this reminded me of something just now.

Harrison: ….?

William: Roger was acquainted with both Jude and Ellis before they joined Crown.

Harrison: What?

William: Perhaps a little perspective might be helpful to see if they are someone we can use?

Harrison: It's....You just remembered that. That's a lie.

William: Well, I wonder.

Roger: So, what is it you want to ask me about?

Harrison: Can you tell me anything you know about Jude and Ellis before they came here?

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[thedemoninmywalls]

How would Rire react to Aro trying to show off for him? Like doubtful she would but if she like. Tried to set up a date night or something. Just pondering 🤔

This was such a fun ask, thank you!! Short answer: he'd be amused and try to turn it against her. Long answer: fic below the cut!

Aro took a deep breath to calm her nerves. She felt like her whole skin was buzzing with tense excitement. 

Rire had finally agreed to go out on a date. 

Besides going to work, Aro hadn't been allowed outside at all since she met Rire. She desperately missed walking around the city streets, seeing the nightlife, and being around people. 

But she knew Rire didn't trust her enough to go out by herself. So she suggested that they go together to some fancy restaurant or bar. Like a date. 

“A date?” Rire had repeated, eyebrows raised in amusement. “How romantic of you, pet. Should I buy you flowers? Chocolate perhaps?” 

Despite his mockery, Aro could tell he was interested in the idea. Rire got bored easily, and as much as he enjoyed tormenting Aro in her apartment, he was always up for a little variety. 

For Aro's part, she just wanted to be in public again, surrounded by normal people, where she could at least pretend to be normal. Besides, she deserved a night out at a fancy restaurant after all the crap she’d been through lately. 

So that's how Rire and Aro ended up at La Rock, a French place in one of the richer parts of town. It was the kind of restaurant where you got all dressed up and spent a lot of money. 

Of course, Rire fit right in - he looked like he’d been going to this place every night of his life. He was even a little impressed by the tasteful elegance of the decor. Aro felt a little uncomfortable in the stuffy atmosphere, but at least the food would be good. 

After sitting down to their white-clothed table, Aro nervously cleared her throat. 

“It's, uh, pretty nice here, huh?” 

“Yes, you chose well,” Rire agreed. 

Aro lifted her menu in front of her face to hide how she blushed from the praise. 

In no time at all, a waiter arrived at their table in a crisp, shiny uniform. 

“May I take your order?” he asked Aro first. 

“Um, yeah,” Aro glanced at her menu. “I’ll have – eek!” 

Under the table, a slimy tentacle brushed against Aro’s leg. 

The poor waiter nearly jumped, startled by her outburst. 

“S-Sorry,” Aro squeaked, her face red from embarrassment. “I’ll have t-the pesto ravioli. And water, please.” 

She felt the tentacle creep up her thigh. 

“I’ll have the teriyaki salmon,” said Rire politely. “And an herbal tea, thank you.” 

As soon as the waiter left their table, Aro shot Rire a deadly glare. 

“Stop it,” she hissed. “I know it's you.” 

“I don't know what you're talking about, dear.” 

Under the table, his tentacle pressed into the crotch of her dress. 

“If you keep touching me, I’ll scream,” Aro warned. “So loud that everyone will hear.” 

“Don't be silly,” Rire smiled. “You don't want to make a scene, do you?” 

Aro hesitated. No, she didn't want to ruin the one night she had to be out in public. 

She tried to push her legs together, but the tentacles forced them apart. She did manage to stab one of them with a fork, but it didn't do much to stop them. 

Thankfully, the waiter returned, carrying heavy plates of food. The ravioli was delicious, but Aro found it hard to focus on eating when Rire’s tentacles were teasing her under the table. 

They rubbed against her underwear, poking and prodding her sex until she couldn't stand it. 

“I need to use the bathroom,” she excused herself abruptly, and left the table without another glance. She half-expected Rire to call her back, but he didn't. 

In the bathroom, Aro took deep breaths and splashed water on her face. She felt a little better now, but she dreaded going back out there. 

“I can do this,” she whispered at her reflection, hyping herself up for her inevitable return to Rire’s table. 

Feeling sufficiently bolstered, Aro turned to leave the bathroom - and was surprised to see Rire walk in instead. 

“What are you doing?!” she hissed, stepping back as he approached. “You can't be in here! You– gah!” 

Without a word, Rire seized the back of her dress and shoved her into one of the bathroom stalls. She hit her knee hard on the porcelain toilet. With one hand Rire pinned her head to the wall. With the other hand he pulled her dress up above her hips. 

“Stop–!” Aro tried to shriek, but Rire clapped a hand over her mouth. She flailed helplessly against the strong solidity of his grip. 

She almost screamed again when he entered her, his large member stretching her walls painfully. Aro moaned into his hand, drool dripping between his fingers. Even then she tried to keep quiet. The idea of someone walking in on this was absolutely horrifying. It felt like the walls of the tiny stall were closing in. The relentless pounding of his hips into her body was too much. She couldn’t take much more of this. Aro squeezed her eyes shut and silently begged for it to stop – And suddenly, it did. Aro opened her eyes. She was still in the restaurant, still in the bathroom - but completely alone. There were no signs of an altercation or any kind of assault. Even her dress was uncrumpled and normal. She was panting heavily. Did that really happen? Was it just a daydream? Or one of Rire’s sick mind games? Aro left the bathroom, feeling shaken and unsteady. Even if it wasn’t real, it sure felt real. Right now she just wanted to eat and go home and crawl into bed. Of course, Rire was sitting at the table unbothered, as if he had been there all along. But the plates of food were gone. The table was empty except for the bill, which Rire had already paid. “Oh, I’m sorry, pet,” Rire said in a tone of fake concern. “You were in the bathroom so long that I thought you had finished eating. So I paid and had the plates cleared away.” Aro felt like the floor had been swept out from under her feet. She opened her mouth to protest, and closed it again. Nor did she argue when Rire stood up and put an arm around her shoulder. There was nothing to say. “I’ll cook something at home if you’re still hungry,” Rire offered as he guided her out of the restaurant. “Home-cooked food is healthier anyway. Let’s go.” As they left, Aro glanced back into the restaurant, knowing well that it would be the last glimpse of public life she’d get for a long, long time. 

[rockkandii]

Playlist

Hana: Wait- you like, WHO?!

Y/n: DONT! Hana, please, for the love of everything please don't lose it. Like I said, it's just a crush! Nothing crazy!

Hana: Oh come on, when do I ever 'lose it'

Y/n: Really..?

Hana: Uh, noted. But anyways, PLEASE tell me I heard you right!!

Y/n: Yeah, you did.. but, like I said it's just-

Hana: Yeah yeah, just a crush sure. But, I mean come on! You liking anyone is a miracle of its own but LUCIO?!

Y/n: GAH- can you not Shout his name please?!

Hana: Oop- ha, sorry. But seriously! You've got a crush on our designated music man?

Y/n: Well.. I mean yeah, we've been getting out on a lot of missions together lately and sometimes I'm a bit nervous before hand so he's been letting me listen to music on the way there to help calm me down and then.. well we got to talking and such and he's really interesting and ya know he's always been cute and- GAH im rambling! *Hiding their face while Hana is grinning like a madwoman*

Hana: So what I'm hearing is, you've gotten to know him and he's gotten to know you and nowwww we just need to find out if he feels the same?

Y/n: Oh lord, no Hana, please.. I couldnt. I don't need to know anything, for all I know he's just been very nice this whole time and it's one sided and I don't want it to be awkward..

Hana: Oh don't worry! You, don't need to do anything but stay here. Detective Hana is on the case, I'm a master of stealth and information gathering. He'll tell me everything without even knowing it.

**Later that night**

In the common room, Hana finally found Lucio who was scrolling through his phone while listening to music.

Hana: Hey Lucio! *Plops down next to him, scaring him out of his thoughts*

Lucio: Woah- oh! Hey Hana! What's up?

Hana: Oh nothing much, just been wandering around bored. How bout you?

Lucio: Oh ya know, just- listening to music, the usual. *Hana goes to look over his shoulder, but he leans the phone away a bit*

S-so uh, was there- did you- uh, didja need something?

Hana: Yes actually. *Stares at him squinting*

Lucio: Okay..? And that is?

Hana: Do you like y/n? *Lucio chokes on nothing trying to suck on a breath at hanas forwardness*

Lucio: Do i- huh?? Where'd you get that from? Why do you ask?

Hana: You're so nervous, so I take that as a yes? *Smirking at her totally "stealthy" accomplishment*

Lucio: *Sighs, setting his phone down and nodding* yeah, you got me. I've actually been trying to tell them for like, a week now but every time I try I get all jumbled up and can't get it out right. So, all day I've been putting together a playlist of songs that actually fit their vibe but also spell out what I'm tryin to say.

Hana: That's actually so cute, omg.. they'll be so happy, you totally gotta finish it and send it to them! *Hopping on the couch in happiness*

Lucio: Whoa wait, back it up, they'd actually be happy? Wait a minute, did they say something about me?

Hana: *Sweating in nervousness* uh- no? Oh wow look at the time! I've gotta go walk my mech, see ya later! *Bolts out of the room, leaving a blinking Lucio behind.

Lucio: Man, what?

**The next day, Hana returns from a last minute overnight mission.

Y/n: HANA

Hana: What- huh? What'd I do?! *Notices it's y/n running towards her* oh crap.

Y/n: HANA YOUR STEALTH SUCKS BUT I LOVE YOU

Hana: *Completely confused now as she's getting shaken back and forth* what even, huh??

Y/n: Lucio, he came to my room last night sometime after you and the others left for the mission and he sent me a playlist.. it was so sweet and had so many good songs but then all the titles clicked and he likes me back.. and after we talked about all that he also mentioned your not so subtle way of asking about his feelings.

Hana: *Nervous laughter* haha, yeaaaa.. well I mean it all worked out, yea?..

Y/n: Yes, yes it did. Now, you go get your rest. I'll be with Lucio in the library if you need me.

[randoimago]

I'm pretty sure I didn't already request this so. I absolutely loved that S/O making a Christmas sweater for phantom thieves boys so can we get one where the girl phantom thieves S/O is making a Christmas sweater for them~?

Making a Sweater for Them

Fandom: Persona 5

Characters: Ann Takamaki, Haru Okumura, Makoto Niijima, Futaba Sakura

Type of Request: Headcanons

Notes: Sure thing!

Ann

Oh it's so cute and goes well with quite a few outfits that she has. She loves it so much, S/O!

And you made this yourself? Holy crap! Ann has tried sewing and stuff to make her own outfits and it's always ended badly so the fact that you made this yourself is incredible!

She's sure to make sure she takes good care of it. Would ask you for specific directions for cleaning it. 

Ann gets so upset if she ever spills anything on the sweater, no matter how many times you'd say that it's okay.

Futaba

Ooh neat sweater, S/O. Where’d you get it? Wait, you made it?! Now she knows it’ll give her at least a +1 to her stats.

Joking aside (well kind of joking), she does really like the sweater. Being a former shut in, Futaba didn’t really have a need for warm clothing so she’s glad she has something to wear when the weather does get shitty.

Offers you a limited edition figure in return. She can’t really make any clothes and her cooking is eh so she can’t do a cute omurice in return.

So she hopes you like the figurine (she dies inside a tad if you open the box, but it is your gift).

Haru

She can’t contain her gasp when she holds the sweater in her hands. It’s just so cute. And the fact that you made this yourself? She absolutely loves it.

Excuses herself real quick to go put the sweater on. It’s so warm and reminds her of you, which causes her to feel even warmer. It’s like a gentle hug and she loves it.

Haru doesn’t want to wear it out too early, but the temptation to always have the sweater on is so strong.

Might try to look up videos or get some books to teach herself how to make clothing too. Haru very much wants to make you something handmade in return and she’s determined to make sure it’s perfect!

Makoto

Makoto can’t help but have memories of when she was younger and her parents would gift her and Sae cute sweaters and clothes for the cold weather. She gets a tad emotional.

And the fact that you made the sweater yourself? She treasures it even more. Probably gets a tad embarrassed that you went through all that trouble just for her.

Promises that she’ll keep the sweater in neat condition. Honestly, she’s a bit scared to wear it in case it tears or gets dirty. She’d hate to ruin such a lovely gift.

Might try to look up to see if there’s any kind of hobby thing she could do to make you something in return. Probably wouldn’t be able to make you clothing, but a nice necklace or bracelet could be doable.

[totaldramafan-lauri]

........

..........*slams hands down on laptop* NO.

(long post alert)

I'm NOT doing this.

I-I refuse to do things like this.

I-I'm not gonna sit here, trying not to cry.....th-throwing a pity party, and HOPING for people to show up in my inbox to assure me that no, I'm not a hypocrite, and yes, it's OK to feel hurt over this, and I'm not wrong for the way I feel....I-I shouldn't need people to do that for me....I-I should be able to deal with this without resorting to such emotionally-manipulative methods....

I--I'm not gonna be spending the rest of the month moping over this, whining over how much I wanna see my queen, when she wouldn't stand for that....I-I shouldn't be so focused on the pain, I should be focused on all the things I should be looking forward to....Things to be optimistic about....Not just an end to the pain, but so, so much more. Something that could possibly be so special, that all this won't matter after it's over.....! Why should I be feeling awful over this....? Sh-she wouldn't want my pity....She wouldn't want me to cry over her....She'd only want my worship to give her strength.....

E-everything's gonna be OK......

It still hurts right now, and I'm having trouble unseeing things.....but no, I'm not doing this.

I wanna simp for her like usual. I-I wanna think about her and smile....And....also, I wanna talk about my fic again. I FINALLY have a nice big ask in my inbox discussing details about the endings, like I've been waiting for, and I wanna get to that soon, so more can maybe come....And, maybe after that, I can start on the trivia.....

B-but first.....one more post. About this. J-just.....to get it all out there, and then....let it be for a while, until next month is almost here....

So.....I'm not letting this ruin my enjoyment of Beast-Yeast episode 5. Cuz, trust me, I DID enjoy Beast-Yeast episode 5. Heck, I was LOVING it! I-I took SO many screenshots of lines that made internally keysmash.....The fact of the matter is that Burning Spice doing the thing happens literally at the VERY END of the episode, and up until that point, I was having a really good time.....

S-so many things I could go on and on about.....

Smoked Cheese's characterization was SOOOOO flipping good, holy crap. I'm actually a fan of him now. I can't believe it.....I also can't believe how right I got him in my fic (except for maybe not making him sassy enough, but that can be excused cuz his attitude towards Reader personally was irritation). This is EXACTLY the kinda character I wanted him to be from when I first saw him, and why I was so disappointed when they tried to turn him into Affogato 2.0 in Crispia 18. I wanted THIS Smoked Cheese. His dynamic with Golden Cheese is so, so good......H-how they're just constantly snarking at each other, and disagree on things, but he's loyal to her at the end of the day and she cares about him. Perfect. I-I'm actually looking forward to him being playable now. Good job in redeeming one of my former least-fav characters. ^^

B-but......r-really, all my fav moments were cuz of Golden Cheese herself.....Sh-she's just....She's so cool....She's everything.....Th-this episode literally included nearly EVERYTHING I love about her....

H-her voice.....so many moments where she speaks softly, which I'm a suuuucker for.....Including her saying things like "I shall reward you" and "Farewell, little one" (BTW THAT WAS A HEADCANON FROM ME, THAT WAS 100% MADE UP BY ME IN MY FIC. THAT WAS THE PETNAME I THOUGHT WOULD BE IN-CHARACTER FROM HER. NOW IT'S CANON. IT'S FLIPPING CANON. HELPPPPPP) She also lowers it to be intimidating, and it sounds so so so cool....."I shall spare you by allowing you to return to your master in one piece, arrogant one." rfhnhterhsejrdghfrdh hervoicehervoicehervoice >//////<

N-not just her voice, but her dialogue is just as perfect as ever.....Th-that confident and collected demeanor that was one of the first things I noticed about her is still here......Th-the way she's even able to get the Wild Spices to listen to her toward the end cuz she's just THAT GOOD with choosing her words....It's not "I'm not a thief", it's "I'm not a thief and this is why". She doesn't stand down....Yet, her dislike of violence is ALSO passively brought up in how she doesn't just start blasting mindlessly......

I-I love how she never panics.....A-always so composed.....Never losing her temper unless what's hers is in danger.....BRUH. Th-the way she interacts with Nutmeg Tiger? How.....this big scary general who's been hunting her find her and starts threatening her, and one of the first things she does is COMPLIMENT said general? Telling Nutmeg Tiger how her loyalty is admirable, and then asking her why rather than only caring about defending herself? H-holy crap.....Sh-she didn't need to say all that, but she DID.....O///////O Sh-she knows what loyalty looks like, and recognizes it....A-and then, when Burning Spice finally shows up and she calls him out on laughing over Nutmeg Tiger being hurt? Sh-she's just.....such a perfect leader.....>///////<

Her caring side was on display here, too....Still calling her subjects her treasures, and her interactions with the Kulfi....so sweet....H-how she felt bad when she couldn't reward the child after they first met....and then.....during the fight at the end.....

Wh-when I say I enjoyed this episode up until literally the last second, I mean it. I really do. I enjoyed watching the fight. Partly cuz, I'd prepared myself for that part. I KNEW she wasn't gonna beat him. It was....pretty obvious. It's only the first half of the story. If she beat him right away, there'd be no need for a second half. So...it was only a matter of, HOW is she gonna lose. And....for the most part, I liked how they made her lose. She didn't lose cuz she was weaker, she lost cuz she went outta her way to help someone in danger, which left her open. I REALLY like this....I-it ties into how I keep saying that, the way I write her....a-at her core, Golden Cheese is, above all, a protector. So, I adored seeing that be confirmed in canon.

(A-also, she looks really really cool in this shot-)

S-so......yeah....I-I'm not gonna let the literal last shot of the episode ruin the story for me. Th-there's still so much to love, so many moments to gush over.....a-and even more to....l-look forward to.....

So....I'm gonna try to recover, and not break down. N-none of that....Did that moment sting? Yes. Does it still sting? Yes. Am I gonna be stuck on it, and dwell on it until she's ready to comfort me next month? NO.

E-everything's gonna be fine.....and cuz of that, I don't want people worrying about me. So.....sorry for that, guys. I'm getting better! ^////^

[marvelwoman-sugarbaby]

Hi, I have a little question for you. Would you give me few tips about writing fanflics? I want to start writing but I don't know how

Yeah sure,

Well firstly, grammar and punctuation is very nice to have and helps get more people interested in what you’re writing. Also when people are taking don’t forget to add “”. It makes it easier for people to follow along and doesn’t leaving them wondering where the speaking starts and ends.

Then be sure to find ways to state who’s the one that was talking. And don’t only use ‘she said’ ‘he said’ cause it gets repetitive. Try to find other ways that work for you but again please don’t let it become repetitive since that can give some people the ick.

Then paragraphs. Don’t make one long paragraph since there are people who don’t give docs like that a second glance.

Some things that can get a readers attention in a good picture or if you can find a good gif that’s even better. Then you’ll add a word count, I put the exact number for my word count but you can put something like 1.4k and that’s good too. It lets people get an idea of how long they’re going to spend reading.

Then the summary; grammar, punctuation, and all that jazz should be used there as well. Then it should also state a good amount to tell you what you’re getting into but not enough to spoil much if anything.

My big ones that I tend to look for when coming across a fic is also Warnings and Genre. Warnings obviously warns me of anything that I may not like or am maybe trying to avoid. It’s a good way to keep people from giving you crap cause you put something in there that made them uncomfortable and left them no warning.

As for genre; some people are looking for certain things so it makes it easier for them to dictate if they’ll read it or not. People are also more likely to save it in some way so when they want to read that genre they have easy access.

Oh and one my favorite things is when you put :readmore: and then enter it will only show up to that section when you’re scrolling. So what you’ll do it write the genre, number count, warnings, and summary then maybe a paragraph. Then you’ll start a new “paragraph” type in :readmore: hit return or enter (whatever it is for you) and that’s where people will have to press a button to read more.

You should know that there are trolls out there who will try to be mean for the dumbest things. Just keep in mind they having nothing better to do which is why they do it. That or they feel like crap so they feel like other people should feel the same. So really just ignore them or do what I like to and critique what they write or if you can do that then just laugh at their terrible attempt at bulling cause 9 times out of 10 they’re gonna say stuff that literally every “bully” says. Or they’re gonna try to be different and come up with their own shit. Those are fun cause they tend to be the ones that give you the biggest laugh cause they’re so dumb.

Anyways, I hope this helped and you have fun writing.

See Ya ✌🏼

[a-bucket-of-trash]

Bonds Like Tree’s Roots- Kelvin x Female Reader – P15

P14

Tags: fluff, smut and tons of love from me to you, reader.

A little over a week had passed from that day where you two had confessed to each other and quenched your craving for affection into basically a whole day of lying in bed doing adult things, and everything was going great. Kelvin had already started his work at the Water Treatment Plant and returned to your house every day, with some of the few things from his hotel. He seemed rushed, but he even already had a copy of your key, so he could come and go without disturbing you.

That Thursday noon, he came back to your house, a bit tired from the work hours, feeling the hot sun cook his brain under his helmet as he sped away. Once he arrived, he went inside, leaving a box by the door and taking off his shirt, sweating, thinking how much he wanted a cool shower and a relaxing iced tea.

He sighed, wiping his sweaty face with his own shirt, seeing the woman standing in the kitchen who wasn't his girlfriend. He stood still, immobile, thinking for a second that it wasn't your house, but he looked around, saw your snails in the fish tank, your things. It was your house, and that was not you. Whoever it was, she wasn't even young, she must have been in her fifties, with long graying hair and a pair of generously thic glasses.

“Emm…” Kelvin hurriedly put his shirt back on, hesitating “And who are you…?

"No, who are you?" The lady approached him, studying him "Oh... OH... YOU"

"I? Ma'am… I don't know you…” He reached out his hand towards her, thinking of using his cordiality to get the information he needed “Robert Keaton, at your service”

"I'm Caroline, call me Carol" She smiled, taking his hand and feeling his muscular arm with her free hand "What a nice view..."

"MOM, PLEASE!" You half screamed, storming out of the bathroom, running up and gently pulling her away from him.

"Shit, the mother-in-law" Kelvin whispered, alerting himself, trying to appear better.

"I don't see well, but I hear like a teenager" Carol looked at you mischievously, pointing her head at the man "Mother-in-law?"

"Don't play distracted, if you already know about him" You rolled your eyes, tired "It's Kelvin, mom"

"Not that you were Robert?" She looked at the soldier, arching an eyebrow.

“Yes, both…” Kelvin sighed. “It's a long story.” He rubbed the back of his neck.

"Go take a shower, darling..." You told your boyfriend, gently patting his chest, "So you're also out of reach for this crazy old lady."

"I can accompany you if you feel bad" She said, looking at him from head to toe.

Your "MOM" was mixed with the soldier's "MA'AM", while she laughed outrageously.

Fortunately and unfortunately for both of us, your mother was a good woman, she just liked to joke too much and had a bad habit of being too clingy with attractive boys, so Kelvin had the uncomfortable task of seeing your mother paying too much attention to him, almost flirting with him as if she might steal her own daughter's boyfriend.

Even more when she knew something about him. At the time you had told her what the military secret allowed you to tell, explaining to her about some complicated things that you had experienced on your mission, and how that soldier had been by your side all that time, helping you, protecting you, and even what you had felt for him.

Carol was delighted with the soldier, for her, he was the man of your life, and she spent the afternoon praising him and asking more than she should. You could only breathe easy once she was gone, shortly after dinner.

"Holy crap." You closed the front door, breathing now that she was gone.

"Interesting woman." He finished drying the clean dishes. "Now I know where you got some of your intensity from."

"Don't tell me I look like her, please" You made a terrified face.

"Well..." He shrugged, leaving everything aside "You look very similar physically" He saw your terrified face "Calm down a bit, she's a good woman... It's not like your mother was a cannibal"

"She is good, but so clingy…" You arranged some things on the couch.

Kelvin nimbly approached you to hug you from behind, surprisingly. "You're clingy too, at least with me" He purred, kissing your head, squeezing you "Mmmm... It was a bit difficult to appear decent in front of your mother..."

"Speaking of clingy." You chuckled softly, feeling a certain firmness rest generously on your butt.

“You know I like to be a little horny when I shouldn't…” He kissed your neck for a long time.

You knew it and very well. Soon you were in bed, entwined between pleasure and lust.

You had come back from the bathroom, a while after finishing such manual work and you saw Kelvin lying face down, resting, his arms at his sides, his face half buried in the pillow, his back and butt exposed to the air. He was too warm, you knew it. That soldier had a rather fast metabolism and he got hot very quickly. And that was linked to one of the sequelae of his head injury, and that was, if he got too hot, he tended to get migraines, including headaches and nausea. That was why he had become so fond of iced drinks, especially tea and coffee.

“Do you want me to bring the fan? Another glass of water?" You sat next to him, worried.

"Mmmmm no..." He sighed, looking at you without moving "I'm fine, honey, it doesn't hurt"

"Okay, but stay still for a while, just in case" You combed him very gently.

“Mmmmm babe…” He purred, closing his eyes.

“Did the cuddly post coitus wake up?” You chuckled softly, gently rubbing his hair, trying not to give him a headache.

"As always" He smiled "Your caresses are my medicine against migraine"

"Cute... Weird, but cute" You sat down next to him, to begin massaging his back.

“Oh god fuck yes fuck yes aha” He growled long.

"What the fuck was all that?" You laughed long.

“I love massages, I'm a slut for massages…” He touched you with his hand, encouraging you “Come on my life… Even if it's for a little… Make it strong, okay? Break me a bone...

"Oh really?" You thought, massaging him firmly "Is it your weak point?"

"Yeeeeis" He said between moans "Oh baby... babyyy... honey... babeeee"

"You make more of a scandal receiving massages than having sex" You massaged his neck and shoulders intensely, seeing him smile in pure bliss "You look so happy... How cute!"

"Oh fffffffffuck..." He growled with a slight shudder "I love you... I love you so much, I love youuu... A little more, yes?"

"You stop worrying, relax... I'm going to spend half an hour just on this."

"I LOVE YOU" He rolled his eyes.

Although half an hour seemed little to you and you extended it to a whole hour, where your hands massaged, pressed and caressed his wide and muscular back and ass, learning his shape with your eyes and fingers, enjoying the sight and the scandalous sound concert that he did, moaning, calling you, complaining, giving growls that you had never heard from him before, while your eyes discovered details, some moles here and there, some scars that gave him a more manly air than he already was.

"How do you feel now?" You whispered, your hands running along the length of his back and beyond, caressing his skin.

"So...relaxed..." He murmured, eyes closed, half asleep in the waves of peace.

"Perfect" You lay close to him, kissing his cheek tenderly, several times, with one hand rubbing his hair "My beautiful"

"I love you soooo much... my life" He smiled, very touched and at ease "Very, very much... Roger?"

“Roger. I also love you immensely, Mr. Beautiful Butt”

“Just… the butt…?” He barely muttered, "What... about... ab...out...?"

You bit your tongue to keep from laughing. Kelvin had fallen asleep talking and was already beginning to snore softly. You barely moved to cover you both a bit with the sheet and you stayed for a while next to him, watching him sleep, barely touching his hair. He looked totally at peace, and his attractive face took on an even more beautiful aspect, if that was possible. You thought how lucky you were, how amazing he was.

Eventually you felt the exhaustion come to you, so you used his back as a pillow, hugging his waist, listening to his breathing as if it were your lullaby, falling asleep with his perfume.

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