#now I wanna eat ramen
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so many meals can be bolstered by just throwing a handful of frozen spinach in there while you cook it. scrambled eggs? add some spinach. ramen? add some spinach. mac and cheese? add some spinach, baby!
#eliot posts#specifically i use a bag of frozen spinach so you can just dump some into the pot#the frozen blocks do NOT work for this purpose#unless you wanna add way too much spinach or go at the block with a gd icepick#and i prefer frozen to fresh bc fresh needs to be Kept Track Of or else it will go yucky in your fridge#frozen spinach is fine with being forgotten about for months#idk how much nutrition the spinach actually adds but it at least makes the meals FEEL less depressing#and prevents the dawning horror of ''dear god i cannot actually remember the last time i ate a vegetable'' from occurring#this is no longer a sad 30 cent brick of ramen in sad packet broth. now there is leaf! sometimes even egg/onion too!#i will still eat it directly out of the pot bc i am too depressed to clean a bowl tho.
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Somewhere at home, my dad has just gotten an ego boost and he doesn't know why (I ate poptarts for breakfast) (Currently eating uncooked ramen noodles with the seasoning pack sprinkled on top)
#hes got this weird obsession with 'college food'#has been talking about 'college food' since i was like 15#anytime i eat ramen or buy canned prepared food he makes a comment abt 'college food'#if he knew my food today was poptarts -> shitty campus dinner -> uncooked ramen... aforementioned ego boost.#anyways im out of poptarts now. FUCK#i still have dry cereal tho so im still good to skip breakfast on thursday if i wanna (i have a morning class)
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one thing they don't tell you about deciding not to spend all your free time rotting in bed is that it's much more fiscally responsible to rot in bed
#wanna go shopping ? wanna visit another city ? wanna eat out ? you should probably just kill yourself ir would save you money#anyways i cant ask my parents for money again so soon so my life is now sort of a. how long can this upper middle class woman stretch 40£.#well 38£ bc i bought some ramen. my bad
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IM FINALLY HOME !!!
#( i got home ; tried to eat ; got sick & then had to go to the store for my mom but im home !!! )#( car sickness took a while to catch up too me & then decided ' nuh uh. you cant eat that ramen actually ' )#( im so eepers idk yet if i wanna nap or just power through till bed time & just play sims for a bit now . )#( might grab my laptop too idk yet tho cause my head is still a lil hurty . )#˚₊·—̳͟͞♡ i. 𐙚 ooc. ᝰ .ᐟ . . . abi speaks ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ .#˚₊·—̳͟͞♡ i. 𐙚 ooc. ᝰ .ᐟ . . . mobile post ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ .
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this might be silly but i get excited every time i say i want to eat
#miles thots#tw ed#i used to go days without eating properly and yeah i’d be hungry but i didn’t Want to eat#so now when i say i want to eat- not i’m hungry- i get so happy bc i’m at a place i didn’t think i could get to#every once in a while it happens when i’m not hungry and that’s even more exciting#like ‘i wanna eat ramen’ but not actually being hungry when i think or say it??#thinking about food in a positive or even neutral way is always a good thing for me
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once i finly get my ebt card i am blowing it all on one (1) one item a single pack of bottled tea
#fuckihg HELL theyre like $8 now#for tea!!!!!!more than soda!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1#absolutly ridiculous ive switched to bottled water + those lil flavor packets#and even then i had to switch from the watever actual tea to some fake tea bc rven THAT was too much#most of my problems have to dow being hangry and alot of that is bc i donr have a microwave and i dont wanna use the gas stoce in my apartm#its all very involved but the main thing is ive been eating mostly canned vegtalbles wihch. is healthy true but not for the soul#im vegetarian also so all the fucking vegan food in the store in ridicuulos expensive fucking about $10 for each thing#so yes i used to eat like mashed potatos and can vegetablrs or ramen yesyes#but wihot a microwave it does Limit you#and i mainly go days w just 2 cans bur then i crack and eat an entire bag of like pickle chips or something#and bags of chips are expensive these days! ridiculous!#food
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you ever realize you're the only person in all of your friend group to have faith hope and love in every scenario, and you wonder why that is, so you dig deep, and question the universe, and take a break to do horny shit that's a waste of money, and then go back to wondering, and do some soul searching, and realize that without that blind faith, that unending hope, and all-encompassing love, you would be a fucking husk of a person, as that's the only personality you've ever developed besides the mental illnesses and your hyperfixations.
Anyways, all my friends and partners are fucked up and i am so fucking sad about it.
#i have work tomorrow#well#today#since ive all but decided to stay awake since i gotta wake up in 3 hours anyway#why does everyone i love have to hurt. why can't i take their hurt#it wouldn't hurt me#i laugh in the face of doubt and grind the shoe of hate and quiet the storm of despair with a word#why does that come so easy to me and not to them#it's not fair that some of us get to live normal lives and some of us are doomed to hate every undistracted second#if there is a god#why does he not give everyone the same strength i have#i just wanna eat my ramen now
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the fun part about periods is that there’s enough time in between them for you to forget The Horrors so by the time your period starts again you get to suffer The Horrors again as if for the very first time!
#whimsy whispers#I wanna die I wanna die so bad I feel so sick and I wanna cry about it just a bit#actually I’ve been very brave today and I haven’t cried#I have however been whining to kane all day (sorry kane)#maybe not helped by the fact that all I’ve eaten today was a plate full of potatoes and cheese and two butter mints but in my defense the#idea of eating made me sick#I also had a breakfast essential if that’s anything#I intend to try and eat more food tomorrow I hope#I just feel really sick and disgusted and I feel like if I consume anything it’s going to make me feel worse#i contemplated ramen earlier and then was like no I’ll die#I’ve also been consuming brisk strawberry melon flavor today because despite not really liking strawberry or melon it is my favourite#flavor of brisk and kane remembered this and grabbed me one whilst at the store today so thank you kane for that as well as the buttermints#and chocolate#I do have a sleeve of crackers next to me I may try and nibble on those but probably not because again I feel so sick I could die#aren’t periods great aren’t they fun isn’t it great feeling so fucking terrible for days and also possible ruining some pajamas you actually#liked because Uh Oh big blood is here! like okay sure fine not like I liked my matching pajama pants anyways now I’m wearing red polar bear#pajama pants so sure cool they’re comfy at least
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tfw you're autistic and the safe food you've been eating for a week suddenly makes you sick 👍🏻
#jay talks#I'm autistic and I've been eating homemade ramen for a week#but now it makes me feel like I'm gonna vomit#might be the boiled egg I had with the ramen that kickstarted it tho#I generally can't eat eggs bc the texture makes me wanna throw up#idk this fucking sucks#wasted the last of my amazing beef broth on this#neurodivergence#autism#mark is autistic#sensory issues
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man I miss going to ballet class so much and also like seeing other ppl and going places why is everything so fucking expensive to do
#like i wanna go to the fucking movies with friends#it used to be affordable to go to the movies every single weekend and now it's not#also like i saw some friends back on my bday that I hadn't seen in a while#and they were like oh let's go for coffee lets go eat ramen lets see each other#like i dont have money to go for coffe#i dont#edit: i was like hey the government had that culture program with free classes maybe i can sign up to one of those#well they're not free anymore. surprise#rue.txt
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this is my warning post- i will be changing my profile picture sometime soon- i will update this when the change is about to occur- and then when it occurs w/a before and after 🙂↕️🙂↕️ (as to not shock anyone) it's time my hyunjin edit finally retires... (maybe even the blog theme/header/other image will finally change- we shall see how ambitious i become but for now- know it's just a pfp change) (should i prolly go for an mx profile after all this time? yeah- but will it be a tbz member? yeah. (changmin more than likely 🙂↕️))
#blog updates#changes soon to be made#pfp icon to be changed#i'm so tired why am i still up#(seriously didn't notice my eyes feeling heavy/what time it was til just now- but i finished a fic before working on this post so...)#(expect to see a fic tomorrow as well 🙂↕️🙂↕️)#turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes...#hwvr don't expect an exact time on a pfp update- we will see when i get there.... it may take me a while- but i plan to#seriously i haven't fully stanned kidz well before astronaut came out- so uh- with all that considered- it's time to ring in a new change#i feel like i'm rambling and babbling but i don't rightly know when i should be quiet yet- so- i am having conflicting feelings about#changing 'wanna eat ramen and go' wang gae park gae... bc yeah that's been with this blog since forevvvvverr it would be like ending#a long era so... um- we'll see- but for sure the pfp is changing
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I literally just woke five minutes ago and insta adds was like 'Hey bitch those guys you saw last year are having a tour again and coming this year too' and fuck me man guess who's going to starve again to have money for that concert
#Is an exaggeration. I didn't starve for the last concert but man did it suck eating instant ramen for two out of four weeks of the month#I kinda have to go because ever since I saw them the first time I wasn't able to listen to them. It was cool but my experience wasn't yk.#I deserve a make up for that#Also I wanna buy a T-shirt for them cuz the first time I couldn't#Me 'I'm happy going to only a concert per year. I deserve that much' now planning the second one#At least this time should be ten time easier than last time
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Hate, in Every Sense of the Word.
By: J
major tws for; suicide mention, domestic abuse, abuse, sexual assult mention, murder mention, (really just alot of violence tbh) self harm mention
uh, sorry? that theres so many tws, ig also minor tw for mention of sex too.
uh haha i uh, can you tell what happened tonight? it wasnt even the worst one, just, im tired of it.
talk abt living out of spite bc mannnn, thats all i been going off of for a good while now!
i uh, i really wanna make a certain food bc um. (LOOK I WANNA MAKW A LESS OILY FUCKER OKAY) but my father is awake meaning my mother will be too soon but im scared to even go out of my room bc theyre prob gonna fighttt.
hhhrbd okok ill shut up for now, go ahead and read the angry jirou bullshit ig 😭
(oh yea, if it wasn’t obvious. im talking about my mother in this.)
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yknow,
you havent been a great person
or a good one even.
yet you still question as to why i dont love you
or like you,
maybe you have an idea of how much i hate you.
maybe not
i dont really care about your feelings.
at all.
not now.
i put up with this for fucking 14 years.
my entire fucking life.
ive put up with your shit.
but now?
now im done.
you have no idea how badly you fucked up.
when he said that “im sorry im a fuck up”
yknow.
he mightve not been right for what he did.
but,
it was just a mistake.
it was a goddamn mistake.
you have any idea how many times ive uttered those words too?
how many times ive repeated them?
how many times i fucking meant it?
just because you “had it bad” doesnt mean shit to me.
you have no goddamn right to treat others the same way.
dont give me that “i dont know how else to act!”
bullshit.
bullshit you dont.
you treated your damn boyfriend just fine!
you had a goddamn kid
you had two goddamn children.
with this man that you fucking DESPISE.
you knew it back then too.
you told me you did.
you fucking told me.
almost nothing can compare to the anger i feel to you right now.
nothing.
you have no right to act like that.
no.
you have no goddamn right to hit another fucking living being.
for such a simple mistake.
i dont care if he talked about it since friday.
i dont give a fuck if he talked about it for months.
you.
you as a goddamn human.
have no right.
none.
in the slighest.
to hit another living being.
for talking about something in your eyes “too much”
or making a mistake.
youre a hypocrite.
need i remind you?
you said that after you broke up with the man you were having an affair with.
that youd be a better person.
stop the fights.
stop the beatings.
stop all of it.
and everything would be okay!
.
i didn’t believe you for a goddamn millisecond.
youre a liar.
just how you said i was.
you didnt quit.
you didnt stop.
hell two months after you hit him again!
you threatened to kill him and yourself!
cmon.
dont you get it yet?
i fucking despise you.
maybe to a degree i feel shocked.
but.
i really dont think thats it.
youre the root of my problems.
every single last fucking one.
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need i remind you as how i had to learn to cook, because you were too busy with your damn boyfriend to help me?
.
need i remind you how when i tried to show you that i was fucking cutting myself when i was 9 you only talked about how it looked ugly?
.
need i remind you about how many times you said that you didnt care if i hurt myself as long as no one can see it?
.
need i remind you about how you ignored the rope burn on my neck god knows how many times?
.
need i remind you how you denied fucking multiple peoples sexual assault because “it couldntve been like that”?
.
need i remind you of how many times i almost had to be hospitalized because of your neglect?
.
need i remind you of how many nights i spent alone, in the cold, in the dead of winter, just because you wanted to fuck your boyfriend?
.
need i remind you of what you yelled at me so many times?
.
need i remind you of what i seen?
.
need i remind you of how many times you blamed your abusive behaviors on medication?
.
need i fucking remind you of my entire purpose?
.
i dont care about your feelings anymore.
i gave up years ago.
but now.
i dont feel just numb for you.
i hate you.
in every sense of the word.
.
i dont care of what you or anyone else thinks of me.
.
i dont care about what you think of my appearance.
.
i dont care if you think im too thin or fat or whatever word youll use next.
.
i dont care about what you think because you’ll hate me no matter what.
.
you thought id stop being xxxx when you broke up with him.
you yelled at me.
no.
you fucking screamed at me for weeks.
im tired of even putting in the slighest effort of acting as if i fucking care.
i dont give a fuck about you.
and yknow?
if.
no.
if it would work.
if it was possible.
id fucking kill you.
id stab you.
right here.
right now.
to end my suffering.
to end his suffering.
all of it.
id end it all.
i dont care if its wrong.
because i know no one else knows about whats going on.
yknow.
only one person around here knows what youve done to him and me.
and i havent even met her in person.
yknow.
the people i used to be close with from school.
only just learned you had an affair.
i know that.
the police are do-less.
since you know them.
and hes a man.
not a woman.
it wouldnt be taken seriously.
that he should just fight back.
yknow.
youve ruined what life he has left.
his parents beat him.
his ex wife beat him, and cheated on him.
and here.
youve done the exact same thing.
yknow.
he’ll never get to see how love truely is.
because of you.
because of what youve done.
i cant say i really like him either.
but.
that doesnt give you the right to ruin his life.
.
yknow whats worse?
how i know the only reason that so far youve never dared to lay a finger on me.
is because ive proved that i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of you right back.
i know i joke about that night.
but.
really.
hitting you for doing that was the best decision i couldve made.
its kept me safer than i wouldve been for years.
and even now.
if you were to as so much to touch me.
while in a fight.
id do it all over again.
you maybe 100 pounds heavier than me.
but you dont know how to fight against someone who wont just sit there and take it.
i wont forgive you for what youve done.
even if he will.
.
i want nothing to do with you.
get out of my life for good.
#j writes badly#woohoo i just love living in a very fucked up house its soo great /sarcasm#ughnf whats worse is that if it werent for my parents rn my life would be quiet literally perfect.#holy shit the being pissed at my mother instead of destroying my arm thing is actually working irl holy shit#(actually shoked abt that tbh)#unironically i wanna make a less oily fuck rn. like so badly. bc my parents went to the store and got eggs so i can#oh yea for the new gen folk that dont know all of the j lore (this has been bothering me bc its coming up on the anniversary)#i know how to break someones fingers and make it look like an accident!#turns out theres a specific way thats more common in abuse versus accidents!#dont ask why i know this 🙂 (or do- it reallt doesnt bother me) (also not that i would- /gen)#this is basically me catching everyone up through j lore im not even kidding tbh#and yes. i have hit my mother before bc she wouldnt stop “playing” as i had hot ramen in my hands!#(look. it wasnt the best move at the time but uh. really saved me in the long run unironically!)#THERES FUCKING GEESE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE RN HOLY SHIT#sorry. uh. i cant help it tho. i heard them and it was cute#oh yea even MORE j lore; i have a mildly unhealthy obsession with “being stronger” because im consitently (and rightfully)#paranoid that my mother is gonna try and hit me!#when the whole 2020 chrismas thing (when i hit her) happened i had just got done wih archery so i was still pretty strong#but then eating disorder happened and i quit archery. muscle atrophy etc etc#so like. its a big ass thing i think abt every day now!#yea theres a real reason why i consider my friends as “safe” 💀#heheheheeeeee when no where else is safe thats just life ig!#oh god i need to brush my teeth fuck.#hhvtbd but my mother is awake :(#HHGBHGBSNS i need to start doing that at an ealier time bc it keeps getting in the way of things#again. how the fuck does smth so simple as brushing my teeth make so much feel better 😭😭 its weird#sighh well! time to go back to trying to find drawing inspo!#(i unironically cannot use my own trauma as a drawing point bc it makes me actually suicidal. thats why i write it! /srs)#CHOKEKSSSJ ok ill hush now!
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⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪ you know i got a soft spot for you !!
ᝰ.ᐟ peak romance is when you realize that he's got a soft spot for you. alternatively: a headcanon post about the specific things he only does for you or the specific things you do to him that only you can get away with. ( fem!reader & sfw )
featuring osamu miya, tobio kageyama, kiyoomi sakusa author's notes damn, y'all just let hq win every poll, don't you?? haha jk, im happy to write whatever u guys wanna see. keshi's song has been stuck in my head all day (is this my socal abg transformation?? [guys im 100% viet, im allowed to make that joke]) i definitely still want to make a bllk version + if you guys like this, i'm always open to more characters <3
౨ৎ OSAMU MIYA — gives you the first and last bite of his food why it's special: osamu takes being a foodie to the next level. the man can eat, and he loves to do so. ever since elementary, his classmates and friends learned better than to ask osamu to share any of his snacks. he's not rude about it, per se, but you can tell that he packed his food with the intention of him and only him consuming it. him and atsumu even get into verbal altercations over who ate the last snack in the pantry. osamu just loves food — so it's pretty obvious that he must really love you a lot to always offer you the first bite of a meal at the restaurant he's spent weeks waiting to open.
"and anyway, that's when— hey, what the hell!" bits of rice fly out of atsumu's mouth whenever he watches osamu give you the first serving of grilled meat. you and osamu invited atsumu out to eat, to celebrate him joining the msby black jackals, and because everyone was craving bbq, you all agreed on the same restaurant (for once). osamu is naturally in charge of grilling the meats. what throws his twin off guard, though, is the fact that osamu is serving you first. "what's the matter? and finish chewing before you speak, damn." osamu huffs, before beginning to assemble portions of the side dishes on your plate as well. atsumu looks at his own empty plate before looking at osamu's empty plate. "geez, [name], how'd you do it?" you look up from your food to answer atsumu. "do what?" "this selfish, gluttonous bastard never lets anyone else eat first!" atsumu tells you, and you just laugh as osamu starts swearing at his brother. "well," you tell atsumu brightly, once his argument with osamu is settling down. "osamu's always lets me eat first. he insists, really." osamu has to tell atsumu to shut the hell up and stop whining before he doesn't get any food at all.
౨ৎ TOBIO KAGEYAMA — takes pictures of you why it's special: tobio kageyama's camera roll before you consists of screenshots (some are accidental, such as the ones of his lock screen, or it's usually different athletic gear he wants to check out), photos of maps (because he is directionally challenged everywhere except for the court), and sometimes of virtual tickets (for when he actually does attend an event, usually for sports). tobio kageyama's camera roll after you consists of the same stuff, pretty much... except for the fact that there are now hundreds of photos he takes of you. he's not one to take pictures; he's a bit awkward around a camera, really, but he realizes soon after getting with you that he doesn't mind being in front of a camera as long as you're posing with him. he takes so many candids of you, like when you're washing the dishes or drifting off to sleep on the couch after bingewatching a tv show. if pictures are worth a thousand words, he's said "i love you" over a million times.
"oh my gosh, delete that!" you shriek, trying to make a mad grab for your boyfriend's phone. his reflexes are quicker, though, and he holds it out of your reach. "why would i delete it?" he asks innocently. "you look cute." the photo in question is the one he just took. the two of you ordered ramen for takeout, and yours was made spicier than usual. your lips feel swollen, and they're kind of stained red from the spices used, and the image captures that, but also highlights the tears welling up in the corner of your eyes as you're in the middle of a massive bite of noodles. "i look like i'm the thumbnail for a 'mukbangers who took it too far and died' video!" you wail. "delete it, tobio!" "but you look cute." he stands his ground, pouting a bit. "that's not fair. do not make that face." you groan, turning to look away from your boyfriend. honestly, with a face like that, it's no wonder why you couldn't force him to delete any pics of you. he's just too damn good at whittling away your resolve. "i think i'm gonna make it my lockscreen." he muses.
౨ৎ KIYOOMI SAKUSA — lets you make a mess of his things why it's special: kiyoomi is very particular about his personal belongings. he doesn't let his teammates borrow any of his training equipment. he refuses to wash his jersey with the rest of the team's, and instead, gets it professionally cleaned elsewhere. in the beginning of your relationship, kiyoomi always offered to wash the dishes, purely because he would only trust that it was truly cleaned if he could confirm that they were well scrubbed. the closer you two get, though, the more the boundaries blur. soon, his stuff gets mixed in with yours. you're doing the laundry together. he gives you his pillow when yours gets too warm. there's intimacy in that, even more so when you consider how prickly kiyoomi gets with these things.
"kiyoomi! you're home early!" fuck fuck fuck, is what's going on in your internal dialogue. you're baking a cake for dessert, only the mixer had a mind of its own, and you ended up covered in sugar, spice, and everything nice. which isn't that big of a deal. you already wiped down the counters, mopped the floors, and got started on the dishes. the only issue is that when you're at home, you have a habit of stealing kiyoomi's clothes. right now, you've still got on his sweatshirt. his nice, pristine, fresh from the laundry sweatshirt... that is now covered in nothing but flour and cake mix. you were going to wash it, honest! it's just... cleaning the kitchen took more time than you anticipated, and kiyoomi was supposed to stay at the gym for the whole day. he knows that that sweatshirt is his. you expect your boyfriend's eye to twitch, or for him to frown, or to even complain that you just ruined his very nice and outrageously priced hoodie. instead, he walks over to you, and places a kiss on your forehead. you've got flour all over you, including your hair, and surely he's got some flour on his lips now. he doesn't complain or say anything about the ruined sweatshirt. he just says, "thanks for baking. i'm going to go shower."
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x you#haikyuu headcanons#drabble#fluff#osamu miya x reader#tobio kageyama x reader#kiyoomi sakusa x reader
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on a more positive note, my grandma sent me chillies she grew
#yum#i wanna eat them now but i eat it w my ramen n i had ramen yesterday...n that's unhealthy#but#u only live once so....#we'll see.....#kai's grand rants
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Okay this is going to drive me INSANE. D:>
Dearly beloved, Phandom darlings...
Can DANNY EAT VIDEO GAME/TV FOOD?
I... I NEED to know. You don't UNDERSTAND!? Think about it. No, seriously. THINK about all those HIGHLY unrealistic, too good to be true, PERFECT looking meals. Animated shows n games etc where there are chefs who will "cook for Anybody!"
Now think about being 14 going 20. A teenager. A broke college student. Your fridge is empty and everything you touch? Comes back to LIFE. You're... you're just so hungry. Tired. Your bruises have bruises and you have a paper due tomorrow.
I kinda want to CRY.
Can only eat cup ramen so many times before you DO.
And this show? That commercial? Yonder cooking game?? Well... they did a REAL good job animating it. It looks so WARM. So FILLING and COMFORTING. You can practically SMELL it.
You look down at your sad, soggy, cheap but you can afford it, EZ Noodles and? Feel something BREAK inside. You... you KNOW you can travel inside technology. KNOW this. Have done it before. Why... why AREN'T you? You can't keep living like this.
You gotta TRY, right?
I? Wanna believe it TOTALLY works?? Because Ectoplasm is weird like that? And just shrugs? Says "actual food, the concept of food backed by electricity, what's the difference? Sure, we can fuck with this"? And so Danny? IMMEDIATELY fucking switches his diet.
Like? Dead stop screech, slam on the breaks, u-turn to take that last off-ramp. Type IMMEDIATE.
Grocery bill? No, no, you mistake him! No. NOW it's his "carefully researched for their cooking, games and shows" bill. Touch his collection and he'll FUCKING BITE.
They got sticky notes on the cases. Menus n lil fold out "grocery store" locations. He punched a dragon for this fruit. Mmmmm, home cooked meeeeeals~
Just? Weird Foodie Danny. Yes he DOES know what those steaks taste like. While YOU fuckers were staring at the cat girls bizangas, HE was eating granny cat lady's home made meatball stew! Ha! YOU FOOLS!
More then that? I want him to write reviews. Like "yeah, fight system was OKAY but- *5 hour glowing rant about the food, sounding like a food critic who'd actually fucking gone and loved it* " and people are like?? Who? Is this funky lil madman? This is hilarious?
I want it to be DPxDC JUST? So everyone slowly starts to play the game "Meta or Shtick?" Because no one REALLY knows who he is. This dude gets POPULAR though. For some reason can't be hacked (shame on you guys! Way to try and ruin the FUN!). And like? Eventually? Someone just fucking ASKS?
And Danny is like... " wouldn't YOU like to know, weatherboy?"
So everyone is like:
"Meta."
But hey... since they're already ASSUMING~? >:3c WHOOOOO wants to help him PAY RENT~? Let's VLOG this fucker! Wooooo! Say "hi" Catchef! *feline noises* like? It's like a let's play combined with a mukbang.
Teen Heros everywhere are FACINATED. Game developers are suddenly like? "If there's food. You BETTER make it look amazing. We want that weird YouTube twink to... whatever his powers are, our game! Free viral marketing!" Food channels? Rending their clothes, on their KNEES, please! PLEASE! Just ANSWER OUR EMAIL! Just ONE SHOW! A one off! Guest appearance!
We have MONEY!!!
All while Danny? Is finally happy with his life. Weird as hell. Harrasing the world. Good food on the regular. Gets to travel, kinda. Best of all? He's raising money from it! Can help people! Now... who wants salad?
@babbling-babull @hdgnj @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter @lolottes
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