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no fucking way
#regretevator fanart#regretevator#roblox regretevator#regretavator#regretevator mannequin mark#regretevator wallter#roblox#roblox art#nothing is saving their marriage
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My haitani father Shio headcanon is just a bit too funny cuz of how well it works that it sounds like a waste of perfect canon idea and crossover for both of wakui's works.
Aside from the obvious physical features very very obvious, identical eyes, nose, blonde eyebrows, rindou's face form, ran's hair color palette and (arguably) bonten hair style, blah blah i mean just look a the pictures below, you can also bring up any fact from either manga and add it to the hc and it fits in just SO WELL, i'll give the first example, The Haitanis are very obviously rich spoiled kids like have you seen their apartment? They have a fucking dj set, only rich kids with neglective powerful parents will have no problem paying for that, just saying, and even though i love him let's be real Shio is the type to be that parent, i mean cmon he's rich like crazy rich (filthy yakuza money yum yum) he tots would give his children WAY more than enough allowance so they can leave him alone, also the way they act, i've always the Haitanis were the type of kids that think they own the school cuz their dad is rich .
Nvm if this never becomes canon or both universes don't collide, it's just so entertaining to keep connecting the dots that were likely never there, like how Rindou is a heavy drinker cuz his father drank alot with the rest of the Yotsurugis and he tried to imitate him from a young age that it became an unhealthy habit or if you want to add more drama he only drinks cuz he looks up to his father but Shio favors Ran cuz he can posssibly succeed him (canon power complex) so Rindou resorted to drinking cuz it's the only thing like his dad that he can do. Heck yeah i made it angsty!!!
You can also add great context to his fear of Yakuza, picture this, when he was a kid he got up in the middle of night after hearing a loud noise to search for his parents and witnessed Shio (canon Yakuza) pew pew-ing some poeple and surrounded with scary men, that probably scarred him for life that he was so terrified when Kakucho got them interfering with some, OH OH something just came to mind, if he's the son of a yakuza yeah he didn't wanna clash with other yakuza families cuz it can end in a blood shed and risk his and his family's lives.
And i'm gonna add this one not very small detail and i swear i'll shut up (for now), i know it's just a stupid headcanon that is very far from becoming reality and i don't have to take it this deep but hear me out, why their last name is Haitani and not Yotsurugi like their dad, Shio is powerful and have many enemies right ? So he simply decided to protect his children and their identity by giving them another last name likely their mother's (yk like minato with naruto style plan ?) So Haitani is actually their mom's family name. I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my useless ted talk.
#i officially announce i have gone crazy#this is like my new hyperfixation until i find a better headcanon that is more likely to be canon#actually you should all thank me#i just made up a way for the haitanis to be useful for once in their lives#kinda#i mean we already established they bring absolutely nothing to the table#we don't have to go through that again#let's put it in a simple equation#tokrev plot - haitanis = no big difference#but Shio on the other hand is the main antagonist so far sooooo#in my logic by relation they are sort of useful in some way (through nepotism)#i saved the narrative you're welcome#also an addition no one asked for or thought about ran is their dad's favourite but loves his mom more#while Rindou is mama's boy (yk how moms prefer the youngest) but looks up to his dad#speaking of their mom i think she's like from another powerful family#and based on shio doing anything to gain more power that's probably why he married their mom in the first place#OMG ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SHIO IS INVADING MY HEAD AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND#WRITERS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS PLLLLSSSSSS#oh and apparently Shio is also in Roppongi so that's that.#i really took calling him daddy shio to a whole other level lol#tokyo revengers#ran haitani#rindou haitani#negai no astro#astro royale#haitani brothers#shio yotsurugi#i'm gonna call my new masterpiece of a shitty hc#the wakui multiverse of madness
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doodles of my wife!!!
#persona 5 royal#persona 5#goro akechi#goddamn i cannot get her out of my mind#save me#listen to cop car by mitski#I GET MEAN WHEN IM NERVOUS LIKE A BAD DOGGGGG#this has nothing to do with the doodles i just rlly like cop car#also for anyone wondering abt what i wrote in arabic#first image 'i want her hand in marriage'#second image 'my baby'
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so obsessed with how your cherik is old married couple raising 15 children (which is basically what they are tbh)
i always tell myself i draw what i observe and what im observin is two on-and-off divorced old men trading custody agreements like a diabolical game of ping pong
#snap chats#and i love them ?? i love them. wait im throwing up im thinking of tha tufckinnn post again#the fuckin 'why we can't save our marriage' 'we're saving our marriage' ITS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE THATS THEEEEEEEM#i love old married peopel ...... holy hell guys .......#no wait you know what like. my Top Five magneto moments is its that bit from magneto was right#where he goes out to get holiday shit for the kids and he comes back in all 'i got literally. NOTHING nutritious for you guys'#thats literally my grandpa max he got them cookies for days i just know it im gonna be fucking sick he's soooo peepaw ......#IN ANY CASE. thank you my dear anon i will continue to draw them as sometimes-married old men with a Literal Schools Worth of kids
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#uhm.#reichi#rei sakuma#eichi tenshouin#enstars fanart#femstars#i draw while my parents fight in the room next door. nothing can save their marriage but yuri can save my soul.
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god tywin lannister deserved worse
just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross
but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/
the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it
(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)
#rest in peace elia and rhaenys#i’m one of those crazy ppl who thinks jaqen h’ghar is aegon 💀#literally lost the teeny tiny amount of credibility i had#anyways i think doran’s in on it and i think rhaegar switched out asharas child for aegon paralleling the baby swap jon does#the pact made in braavos about viserys and dany marriages is a half truth half lie#and arianne being sent to faegon is simply doran testing his heir. if she messes up then whoever’s spying for doran will correct her#gerold dayne knows too much that’s why doran thinks he’s too dangerous#but this would make the dornish plot sooooo much more interesting and would show that no doran hasn’t been doing nothing#it would also automatically make the daynes more important#jaqen (aegon) was in kings landing to kill robert but got caught by varys. syrio was sent to find him. ned cleared out the black cells tho#saving aegon in the process. fun how we’re actually introduced to this character through lyanna starks mini me arya#aegon was able to kill robert with a boar tho so mission accomplished.#now he’s in old town trying to hatch his dragon egg. the stone beast taking flight in danys vision is aegon being symbolically depicted…#..as a spinx#i’m crazy delusional. but ppl who think faegon is actually aegon are even more delusional than me#plus the real aegon being alive fulfills the suns son part of quaithes warnings#i like this theory bc it makes the dorne plot more interesting and it explains whatever is going on with jaqen h’ghar cause he is sus#yes yes i know i’m delusional 💀 i just think it’d be a very interesting twist#kinda hoping no one sees this post at this point bc i know no one will take this theory well lol#i do think this theory can be supported by the text tho#and cerseis throw away line about ned stealing asharas baby would suddenly become peak foreshadowing#barristan comparign dany to ashara would also be peak foreshadowing bc ashara would take the place of gilly in this parallel and she was dis#dishonored by someone at harrenhall. likely aerys and then she turned to a stark probably brandon for comfort#tbh i think it was ashara who lied to brandon about what happened to lyanna. perhaps she was trying to mess with brandon’s wedding and#was trying to get back at rhaegar for humiliating elia at the tourney. i highly doubt it was baelish who lied to brandon cause brandon#has little reason to believe him and no reason to trust him. ashara tho? arthur daynes sister and elias lady in waiting? also his lover?#anyways varys the spider potentially stealing aegon away (if he did take a child it was the false aegon) is there to parallel the others#who ride ice spiders taking crasters sons. tbh i think it was aegon who decided he wanted to train as a faceless man so he could get revenge#on his own terms. and the sea lord of braavos at the time was in on it and helped aegon with his plans#the unveiling coming up is going to be a lot more important than arya just reclaiming her identity. yes im delusional lmao. rant over
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just found your blog- your art is to DIE for btw!! And you got Jamil so fast! I had the exact same situation with dorm floyd jumpscaring me for his mermaid card...i understand your pain...
I appreciate your dedication to your wife!!
😭😭😭NOOOOOO anon... why are the basketball club boys like this??? They're such jerks to us I hate them... I'm so sorry the same thing happened to you with Floyd, we should be entitled to financial compensation for this 💢💢
#asks#anonymous#thank u for liking my art!!#i basically only pull for jamil in general so i usually have enough saved#for hard pity if i have to#but back when hard pity didnt exist#ohhh boy let me tell you how al'ab nariya jamil took me#a grand total of 270 something pulls#because the first time the event ran i got nothing in 200#i had to admit defeat then snatch him up on the rerun much much later#UGH this jerk#yeah and ghost marriage ace avoided me for 300 pulls#and i just straight up gave up i never pulled him again#they suck
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au where corey survives so much damage during ends because of the healing abilities granted to him by virtue of being the seventh son of a seventh son.
#corey cunningham#wally was the seventh son of his family and then has a trail of illegitimate sons from before his marriage to joan#(whether he knows about them is a different question)#and then corey just so happens to be the seventh son#because he's Evil™ he only uses his healing powers for self serving reasons --#-- and him being a murderer is a big fuck you to fate for thinking he'd turn out good enough to save anyone else#i'm becoming a corey lives truther for this au. knife in the neck ain't nothing for a seventh son.
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#bering and wells#dickens draws#warehouse 13#endless wonder wives#solving puzzles saving our marriage#everyday i'm bwodlin'#held onto this waiting for some dialogue to come but it’s been like a week now and nothing#but it’s also finals week and I had one to do plus Coparent is in Grademageddon#so here have some cute outfits
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I keep rotating this thought and it won't stop turning.
BJ in movie1: "Maybe you can help me get out of here. Because I gotta tell you, this dead thing, it's just too creepy" [...] "I want out, for good. In order to do that, hey, I gotta get married."
Betel wanted to get out of being dead, permanently, and he needed to marry a living person to do it.
What's the difference between being not-dead for good, and immortality?
What are the chances that there are two ways in which you can gain immortality through marriage?
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice#bjbj#is no one else discussing it because it's too creepy that B might have wanted to steal Lydia's soul the same way Delores tried to do his?#cause personally I think it makes him barely even trying to marry Lydia in bjbj more poignant#to say nothing of the stuff he did to make her happy (saving Astrid. more time with Richard. exposing Rory)#it does make movie 1 Betel way more evil#marriage of inconvenience my ass#oh well it's a horror movie
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promised my aunt not to think about the information she revealed about my parents to me today too much
but I am only a simple creature trying to understand everything that went into me turning out the way I did
#i'm sure my parents only told me lies and half truths to shield me from the true depths of their failures and shortcomings#but man does the extra info put a lot of things into perspective#also solidified the hunch that my parents have never been healthy for each other. not even when they first met#also also. i might actually be a failed attempt at my parents trying to save their marriage/relationship more than#my grandma nagging my parents into giving her a grandchild 🤔#either way. i was never really wanted for healthy loving reasons <333#if i were more unstable i'd wanna off myself to take at least one burden off my parents' shoulders#been nothing but a burden on them for all my life. financial. emotional. etc. just a burden making their lives harder 👍#if time travel were a thing i'd go back 27 years and tell them it'd be alright to let me die as a baby from that infection#spare them the misery of having me as their failure of a child#so they could've kept the house. and could've put food on the table
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after a million years i finally managed to edit again 🥹
#it’s not my best though#but it’s better than nothing#furiously trying to save my marriage guys lmao#sturniolo triplets#sturniolos#sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#a speaks
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every female character in recent history (not animated) tries to be Marguerite Krux (multidimentional, allowed to be a real person with real feelings and reactions and, most importantly, flawed, imperfect, and allowed to make mistakes and learn) so hard and yet they miss the target by half the distance between here and the sun, when everyone in studios should just understand that perfect doesn't mean better, quite the contrary
#i a m rewatching sir arthur conan doyle's the lost world and I am always amazed at how constantly selfish she is and how she's in#it for herself and literally sold into marriage the girl who saved them right into the first episode. and kind of unflinchingly sells her#companions almost every other episode to save her hide#she's greedy and will do anything to amass jewels gems and other such things. taunts the people living with her daily. lies every other wor#and thinks first and foremost about herself#but then. then you see her playing the people she was cozying up to to save her friends. plays as summerlee's dead wife while he was out#of it and was almost certain to die of poisoning. puts herself at risk again and again to help her friends becomes more empathetic as the#episodes progress. help literal strangers even though there's nothing in it for her#just. this is amazing. I haven't seen anything like this since the early 2010s and I miss it so badly#also marguerite krux definitely first woman crush ever now that I can look back at my childhood with the right lenses#I mean have you seen her??????#not double but triple agent. black widow of vienna. heiress. gemmologist literal reincarnation of a goddess???#poilyglot version of supersayan. certified badass. super mysterious past. orphan just to add that tad of angst and by god#rachel blakely is hot#the lost world#marguerite krux
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when the unattainble male celebrity of choice starts making daily hour long lives…. hard to stay interested i must say….
oH look I can make polls on my computer now!!!!!!!
#I like men more when they shut their mouths and stay at a safe distance away from me.#out of sight unless they've made themselves look presentable and pretty for me especially!#and like. I really dont love you like this Jungkook. real person Jungkook. wtf I dont wanna know you like this. when I cant decide#for the most part who you are#its really annoying#and just like. be unattainable because this is so pathetic#I think nothing will confirm jungkooks single status more than these lives like...#why is he sharing so much of himself with army...he should save that for marriage
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Gundam Witch From Mercury First Impressions: Guel
Okay started watching Gundam Witch from Mercury since it’s on Youtube now. It’s going to good so far. I still don’t like Guel though. There are so many red flags with him. Like I get it he’s there to make a point about toxic masculinity but I don’t see why people latched onto him and said he changed in like episode 3. Like dude really hasn’t made any changes. Just because he said no to his dad doesn’t mean he dismantle his toxic traits. Also, he viewed Miorine as his property in the first episode so he’s on my shit list.
#gundam witch from mercury#gwfm#guel is such piece of shit#yes he's probably going to have a character arc#but it makes no sense why people suddenly decide guel was better love interest than miorine#like did people forget he berated and pushed around miorine when he ordered her to move near his dorms#like even in his marriage proposal to Suletta he still views her as property#his arc is just beginning#also minor tangent but i really hate how people talked up the men side of harem#and said nothing about miroine#you know the woman that saved her ass multiple of times in last few episodes#like what the fuck#also i'm getting no harem vibes from any of them#did people just watch a different show?#more thoughts coming soon
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mehr als kollegen.....mein gott
#bas.txt#like yes id already seen the gifs and knew this happened but absolutely nothing could have prepared me for how silly and how fun it was#everyone say thank you kalli for saving your dads' marriage#tatort münchen
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