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good old-fashioned lover boy
a valentines weekend event fic!
jason todd x reader: ever the romantic: despite all his best attempts, none of his valentineâs day plans are going right!
content level: fluff so fluffy you could make a bed out of it and sleep for days
âwith what..i most enjoy contented least..â jason shakes his head, pacing around the living room. âyet..in these thoughts? myself almost despising..câmon, already!â he keeps muttering to himself, and from your position in the hallway, he looks extremely frustrated. you stifle a giggle, stepping out.
âjay?â you call, smiling warmly as you head his way.
âbaby!â he starts, looking surprised. he puts up what look like jazz hands, before looking at his pose and dropping them, sheepish. âwhatâs up?â
âoh, nothing..â you plop onto the couch, pulling out your phone, waving it at him. âi did just get off of the phone with your brother, and heâs taking barbara on a little getaway. isnât that sweet?â
jason nods, his whole demeanor having changed since the mention of dick. he waves for you to continue. because of course thereâs more.
âwell, he was wondering if weâd be able to dogsit haley.â you drop the news, almost cringing in anticipation of jasonâs hard:
âno.â
âjay, why not? that dog is so stinkinâ cute and i have no problem with it.â he plops down next to you on the couch, and you blink up at him. âbesides, itâs for valentineâs day! spread a little love!â
jason grabs your thigh, smirking. âoh, iâll spread a little love, alright.â
ânot if youâre gonna be this stubborn.â you roll your eyes, whacking his arm.
he sighs as you get up to go to the kitchen, dramatic as ever.
âfine.â he relents, and internally you let out a sigh of your own.
âgood, because i already told him yes.â
your admission leaves jason groaning, but a small smile sits on his lips.
a few months prior:
âthese ones, right?â the clerk looks up as packets upon packets of seeds tumble onto the checkout counter. she sets down her magazine, mumbling under her breath.
âcamellia, tulips, coneflower, lily of the valley..â she shuffles through them, nodding as she goes. âyep, these should all work!â
âokay.â jason nods firmly. âi want all of them.â
february 13
haleyâs happy barks are making you giggle, and jason suddenly canât remember why he was ever opposed to the idea. if thereâs an open tab on his search engine for the nearest shelter, well. thatâs no oneâs business but his.
youâre infatuated with haley, and jason snapped a ridiculous amount of pictures when you fell asleep on the couch with the dog snuggled up next to you.
later
you walk in as jasonâs opening and closing the cabinets in the kitchen, a bit frantically.
âokay, flour, baking soda, sugar..â
âhey, baby. whatcha doing?â
jason jumps, turning around with a smile.
âhi honey! nothing, really. what are you doing?â he leans against one of the counters.
âuh..nothing? do you still want to go try that new pizza spot?â you walk up to him, resting your head on his chest and threading your arms under his. he wraps you up into a hug, walking you away from the kitchen. you giggle, your smile scrunching up your eyes.
âjay, where are we going?â
âwhy, to go get ready, of course?â he says, playing serious.
even later
youâre scrolling on your phone, looking for gifts for your boyfriend for valentineâs day, when he pops his head into the bedroom.
âiâm going to head out to the store, babe. do you need anything?â
you cock your head, sort of confused. you and jason almost always go get groceries together, unless one of you is at work or something. you set your phone down, thinking.
âthe only thing i can think of is that we might be running a little low on eggs?â
jason nods, coming in to plant a big kiss on your forehead.
âsounds good,â he says, grabbing his jacket as he walks out. you settle back into bed, eyebrows furrowed. weird.
february 14th
âdamn it, damian!â jason hoarsely growls from your apartmentâs balcony, eyes locked on his flower pots. (or what was left of them) heâd gotten up early to get everything ready, and there was a batarang lodged into his pot, the flowersâhe leaned over the railingâyup, on the sidewalk. great. now heâd have to buy you a store bought bouquet. which is fine, but seriously? he has half a mind to send a bill to bruce, heâs so pissed off. he didnât even realize they were fighting over here last night, how could he not have heard?
he trudges down to the street with a garbage bag, carefully picking up the flowersâwhich had already been stepped on, to add insult to injuryâhandfuls of dirt, and the broken shards of the pot, dropping them all into the bag. an elderly woman strolls by, patting him on the back.
âsuch a nice young man!â she calls after him. he nods, raising a hand in acknowledgement. he doesnât feel very nice right now.
jason cannot believe his ears right now. his voice is..gone? he spent weeks memorizing that sonnet for you, and his voice is a raspy, gravelly mess. you two had slept with the window open last night and itâd been pretty cold, but you liked that. he liked it, because the youâd snuggle up next to him. but he must be starting to get a cold or something. he hasnât really talked yet today either, heâs been home alone while youâre at work. so far heâs just talked to the dog..which went extremely poorly. he tried to give haley a command, but just sounded like a teenager in puberty. he just knows if dogs could laugh, haley wouldâve been cackling. ugh. maybe heâll just save it for an anniversary. tying on an apron, jason grabs all the cake ingredients he needs, setting them out onto the counter.
the cake is baked, and it is beautiful. jasonâs proud of himself, putting the final touches on the frosting, adding flourishes he didnât even know he knew how to do. he sets down the piping bag, checking the time. you should be home from work anytime now. he takes his apron off, washing his hands. his shirt is..covered in flour, to say the least. he goes the bedroom to change, (into a different black shirt) coming back out when he sees disaster about to strike.
âhaley, no!â jason shouts, except the dog canât hear him if heâs lost his voice. haley jumps up, grabbing the end of the plate with her teeth. it bangs against the side of the counter, effectively flinging the cake across the room, onto the kitchen floor. jason slaps a hand over his eyes, groaning. the familiar metal of your key slots into the lock, and you open the door toâŠ
what exactly is going on, anyways?
jason has a smear of what looks like flour on his face, haley is sitting, looking at you with her tongue out and her tail wagging, and thereâs a cake. on the floor.
âjay..what?â you set down your bag, shrugging your coat off and dropping that too, heading towards your boyfriend. âwhat happened, baby?â
âi was trying,â jason sighs. âi was trying to make you a cake for valentineâs day. and grow you flowers. and recite shakespeare to you. but quite literally none of those things worked out.â
you smile, sending his heart thumping as you brush the flour off of his cheek.
âwell, i donât know about you, but iâm starving. and thereâs some cake on the floor over there that looks, like, really good.â
jason rolls his eyes at you, a smile starting on his lips. you grab two forks, handing him one. he joins you on the floor, watching as you take a huge first bite. your cheeks puffed, you chew with wide eyes. jason chuckles, grabbing some for himself too. you swallow, grabbing his hand.
âjason. i donât know how to tell you this, but you need to quit everything youâre doing and become a professional baker. this cake is insane.â you take another bite, sighing as you close your eyes.
âyouâre ridiculous.â jasonâs blushing, shaking his head. you shrug, scooping cake up and bringing your fork to his lips.
âyeah, but you like it.â you say as he nods, chewing. he swallows, beaming at you.
âhappy valentineâs day, baby.â
âhappy valentineâs day, jason.â
àŒ For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
from sonnet 29, william shakespeare.
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âą random slutty CUTE thoughts - seungcheol âą
the valentineâs day one with clumsy cheol
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seungcheol has big plans for valentineâs day, but everything seems to be going wrong - he just wants to make it the best valentineâs day youâve ever had, no matter what
seungcheol had plans for your valentineâs day evening - he planned the food, the jewelry, the flowers, literally everything PLANNED
but now heâs lying on his back in a hospital bed because he tripped in the bathroom - he wasnât even showering - he just slipped and whacked his head on the tile and maybe got woozy when he saw some blood
it was so embarrassing, literally everything about tonight was supposed to be sexy
but when you come into the hospital room, worried and squishing his cheeks, asking if heâs âokayâ and âwhat can you doâ - all he can think is how youâre so cute when youâre worried about him, cooing over him and petting him, calling him âbabyâ and kissing his forehead - he certainly doesnât hate it
plus, heâs usually the one whoâs protective, but youâre kind of scary when the nurses canât answer basic questions, like whether itâs a serious head injury or a mild concussion
heâs annoyed when the doctor says he needs to stay the night because he can literally imagine everything he planned sitting at home and going to waste, but at least they say you can stay the night too
you had planned for that, of course, and already brought some extra clothes for yourself and for him, plus a tablet full of downloaded shows and movies and the pillow he likes and an extra blanket
itâs funny to him how a few things from home and having you curled against him make a hospital room seem almost homey
heâs almost okay with things, but also he isnât at all - tonight was important - he had been waiting to tell you something and this wasnât the romantic evening he had planned
but when you lean up to kiss him, your warm lips pressing to his, he immediately feels all the warm, quivering feelings you always make him feel - he loves those feelings dearly
you lean back slowly, smoothing his hair and staring at him quietly for a few moments, he returns your gaze, adoring the gentle way you look at him, like heâs someone truly special to you
you lean down again, kissing his cheek softly, âyouâre so sweet for planning everything,â you whisper
he flushes slightly, âyou werenât supposed to see that,â he whines
you just smile, âbut i did and it was so perfectâ â
he stops you, âi know, but then i fell and ruined everythingâ
you shake your head, âyou didnât ruin anything, cheol,â you assures him, âitâs just a special story we can tell everyone one day,â she smiles, âthe day i realized i was completely in love with you,â you kiss him again, lingering for a moment before pulling back
his eyes were large, âi was supposed to confess today!â he whined again
you laugh softly, âso go ahead then - itâs not like we canât realize it the same dayâ
he shakes his head, âno, iâve known - i just wanted to tell you today so itâs romanticâŠspecial,â he pouted
you nod, âah, so you wanted it to be memorable when you told me?â you giggle, âthereâs nothing memorable about today, i guessâ
he knew you were joking, but he still sulked, and you press closer, âcheol,â you stroke his cheek, âreally, i mean it, i love you,â you whisper, âjust you,â you press another kiss to his cheek
âmaybe iâll pick another romantic day,â he exaggerated his pouting, making you laugh softly
you nuzzle close, âat least i told you as soon as i knew how i feltâ
he sighs, âi knew at christmas when you picked the matching necklaces and refused anything else they hadâ
she laughed, âthat? can it be something else?â
âno - itâs just when i knew you were really the person i love,â he strokes your cheek
you smile, âi guess itâs okay thenâ
he rolls his eyes, âi love you too,â he finally confesses
you nuzzle closer, enjoying his warmth, âi love you moreâ
he swats your arm gently, âiâm injured, let me win,â he pouts
you grin, âof course you win, my perfect cheolâ
ââââàšà§ââââ ââââàšà§ââââ ââââàšà§ââââ
a/n: i just wanted something cute for cheollie
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The Colonel's New Crop Part 1
đ Part 2 l Part 3
Prologue: As Colonel, a riding crop is part of the uniform but when Caleb sees you admiring his recently purchased swagger stick things quickly become heated.
Notes: Female Reader, No use of 'Y/N, porn with feelings.
TW: Pseudo-incest, Use of riding crop, D/s tones, Possessive Caleb, Inappropriate use of a riding crop, p in v sex, vaginal fingering, humiliation, use of 'GÄge', Inappropriate use of evol, dacryphilia, clit spanking overstimulation, squirting
You can't help but stare curiously at the smooth leather implement sitting on the coffee table in front of you. Caleb had come home from work earlier in the evening with a new riding crop in hand, claiming it was a necessity for work.
"Scared?" A voice whispered in your ear, making you jump. "You can touch it, you know? It doesn't bite...unless I make it."
You turned your head to watch Caleb, still fully dressed in his Farspace Fleet Colonel regalia, as he came and sat beside you on the couch.
"I just don't understand why you would need one."
"It's mostly just for show, a symbol of authority, but I also use it to signal troops." He replied, picking it up off the table and effortlessly twirling it over in his gloved, long, slender fingers. "The old one was getting so worn, I was kind of glad when it snapped. I was well overdue for a new one."
You felt disgusted to admit how arousing such a simple action could be. It was borderline sinful. Usually, you weren't one to admire a mans hands but Calebs were incredible. Especially in those black gloves.
You clear your throat and tried to get rid of such thoughts. You knew it was wrong to think such things of your own brother, that fact that he was merely an adoptive sibling didn't do much to quell the feeling of guilt in the pit of your stomach.
"How'd you manage to break it?" You asked, running your finger along the handle as he held it still in his fingers. "It looks too sturdy to simply snap."
He smiled and ruffled your hair. "That's nothing to concern yourself with, Pipsqueak."
You weren't stupid. You knew first hand that his rank came with some 'unsavoury tasks'.
"Interrogation gone wrong?" You couldn't help but pry. "I distinctly remember you had used one to interrogate me."
"No, pipsqueak." He laughed. "I had one on me but I didn't use it on you. Trust me, you would have known if I did. There's a big difference."
You stay quiet for moment before you curiosity got the better of you. "Does it hurt?"
Caleb threw his head back and gave a sharp bark of laughter. "Well. They're not made for tickling." His laughter soon died down and his face turned a bit more serious as he shrugged. "They are made to hurt but they can also be used to please."
His eyes flicked up to meet yours and suddenly all the oxygen was sucked out of the room. There was something in his gaze you couldn't quite put your finger on...curiosity?...hunger?....lust?
Deciding to take the dive and see where this lead, you asked quietly with a slight tremble in your voice. "Have you ever used one to please?"
Caleb smiled slowly, his gaze bordering on predatory. "I can't say that I have." He rested one arm on the back of the couch, behind your head, the other hand trailed the leather tongue of the crop slowly up your lower leg.
You couldn't help the gasp the left your lips but you keep your leg still, enjoying the feel of the leather tracing up and down your calf.
"Curious?" He asked, his eyes gleaming.
"Maybe." You gave a slight chuckle and looked down, embarrassed.
"'Maybe' isnt an answer." His tone suddenly turned serious as the stroking of your leg stopped abruptly. "I'm going to need a 'yes' or a 'no.'"
"Yes." You whisper quickly.
"Good girl." The hand behind your head coming up to rake through your hair. "Get up."
Slowly you stood up, looking down at him. His feet came up to rest on the coffee table as he made a circle motion with the crop.
"Turn around." He commands. "Slowly."
You turn slowly, your back now facing him as you await further instruction. Looking over your shoulder, you see his hungry gaze looking you up and down.
Suddenly, his hand reaches around you to pop the button and lower the zip of your denim shorts before the fabric is yanked down to your ankles. Your now left standing in front of him in your black lace thong and cherry print crop top.
You feel his large, glove covered hand, run up the outside of your leg, over your thigh and to your ass where he roughly squeezes a handful of the flesh there. As he kneads and caresses your ass, you feel yourself leaning into his touch when suddenly a sharp crack is heard and your bum cheek begins to sting.
He had spanked you.
"Stand up straight." He told you sternly. "Don't move until I say otherwise."
His feet that had been on the coffee table are pulled back to rest on its edge before its violently kicked away, screeching across the wooden floor.
"Take two steps forward and get on your hands and knees." You step out of your denim shorts and do exactly as he asks, excitement making your breath now come out in shallow pants. "Head on the ground and ass in the air."
Getting into position, your nails nervously dig into the floorboards. You hear him rise from the chair and soon his polished boots come into your field of view beside your face which was turned to the side.
"Excited, are we? We haven't even begun, darling." He coos condescendingly as the silence of the room is broken by your heavy panting. "But, just how excited, I wonder, hmm?" He asks, trailing the leather tongue of the crop along the lace between your ass cheeks, stopping just before it can reach the spot that is so desperately craving friction.
You listen to his boots hitting the hardwood floor as he continues to circle you like a vulture, coming to a stop directly behind you again.
"I'd be lying if I said I hadn't dreamt about getting you in such a position." He murmurs, quietly. "Now I have you right where I want you, don't think I'll be letting you go anytime soon, kitten."
You feel the crop return to your bum and give two small taps on your left cheek.
"Brace yourself."
Before you even had time to prepare yourself, you felt a slight sting of two blows in quick succession. The first blow landing on your left cheek, the second landing on your right.
He waits, as if waiting to see if you'll ask him to stop. When no such request came he continued. Giving your ass a slight tap in warning before he landed another sweet sting.
It wasn't long before you got used to the rhythm and you slowly push your ass further out, silently begging for more.
Caleb chuckled. "Oh, silly girl." He tsked. "That was just the warm up."
You freeze.
'Did he just say warm..'
"Ahhh." You yelp as another blow lands, more forcefully than the previous ones and without the warning tap this time. The crack of the crop piercing and only adding insult to injury.
You ball your hands under your head into fists, resisting the urge to rub the skin where you had been struck. You could already feel the warmth radiating from that spot where the blood vessels had begun to dilate.
'CRACK' Another sharp blow lands to the other side this time but before you had a chance to catch your breath... 'THWACK'
The skin where you had been struck warms and begins to throb. The throbbing seemed to go straight to your pussy. Your mind racing, your unable to form words so you merely whine pathetically.
"Oh, baby." He coos at you. You feel his leather clad hand run soothingly over the heated flesh of your ass. "Can't take it?"
You shake your head furiously, you didn't want this to end.
"I can take it." You pant. "Please."
He chuckles. "You're not usually one to beg, you must really be enjoying this." As his gloved hand runs over your bum, his thumb traces the edge of your thong, his finger almost grazing your pussy lip.
"Please." You beg once more, unsure of what it is you're begging for.
"Do you trust me?" You nod without hesitation at his question. "Good girl, come here."
Slowly, he brings you to stand on shaky legs. Just as you feel them start to give out from under you, your feet leave the floor and he's holding you in his arms. Your legs instinctively wrap around his waist and one arm around his shoulder while the other clutches at the front of his coat. You rest your head on his shoulder epaulette as you revel in the feeling and smell of him. One arm is wrapped around your waist, keeping you tightly against him while his other hand sits under your ass.
You whimper as the hand under your bum rubs soothing circles, the cool leather a vast contrast against your hot skin.
Your so wrapped up in the feeling, you don't even realised he has walked you over to the kitchen island until he carefully deposits you on the freezing cold counter surface. You hiss at the contact and Caleb let's out a dark chuckle.
Glancing up at him, your breath catches in your throat. His purple eyes bore straight into yours filled with such longing it almost brings you to tears.
"I need you. I always have." He whispers, his voice trembling slightly. Bringing his gloved hand up, he ever-so-gently runs it over your cheek, as if worshipping. "I need you so much it hurts."
Mustering all of your bravery, you lean in, your nose brushing his.
This is all the invitation he needs as he closes the rest of the distance between your lips and let's the flood gates open.
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â BACK TO ME
daniela avanzini x fem!reader
summary àȘâ⎠after an argument breaks out and hurtful things are thrown, you leave for a few days, and daniela realizes just how much she needs you
warnings/tags àȘâ⎠angst with happy ending, language, established relationship, dealer!dani au, arguments
now playing àȘâ⎠back to me by the rose
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things had been straining recently. with tax season coming up you spent most of your days after work trying to figure out how to not get completely fucked over and get a ton of money taken out. you also got promoted at your job, which was both a blessing and a curse. more money was always a good thing, but your patience was already wearing thin when the argument started.
you had just gotten home, wanting nothing more than to relax when you realized daniela wasn't in the apartment. too tired, you shrug it off and lay down on the couch, still in your work clothes, not bothering to change. you ended up falling asleep faster than you anticipated.
when the front door opened, it was dark outside. you could hear it, but you couldn't find it in you to get up.
"yn?" daniela's voice is heard quietly. "what are you doing on the couch?"
you hum, opening your eyes groggily and looking up at her. "where were you?" you mumble.
"had to run out real quick," she answers. "come on, let's go to bed."
"for hours?" you say before you can think.
daniela's expression changes at your words, but you don't notice past the dark in the room. "i needed to do some stuff," she responds. "i'm sorry." she doesn't know why she's saying it. most likely out of fear that this conversation will spiral out of control after all the bullshit that happened earlier in the year. she doesn't want a fight right now, and she's trying to keep it from happening.
"who were you with?" you ask, slowly sitting up.
"minji," daniela answers truthfully. "she needed some help getting a gift for hanni, then she came with me for a deal that i had to do on the way back."
your eyebrows furrowed together, looking back at her. "you let her go along with you?" you inquired.
"yeah?" dani replies, but it comes out unsure. "i knew you were getting off work late and i didn't want to bother you."
"but you let minji go with you?" you press. "you told me i was the only one."
"well, yes. but minji's my close friend, iâ"
"didn't see anything wrong with it?" you cut her off. "cause it looks a little weird when all your clients know me and then you show up with some other girl that's not me? let me guess, you saw keeho?"
"how did youâ" daniela gets cut off again by you talking over her.
"he texted me," you tell her. "asking, and i quote 'who this random chick' is with you instead of me. so it's not just me thinking i'm crazy."
"i didn't say you were crazy," daniela quickly says, shaking her head. "baby, please, this isn't that serious. you know minji."
"but other people don't," you respond. "what if it wasn't keeho?"
"i-" daniela stops herself, taking a breath. "this is the only time i've brought someone other than you."
"but why?" you stand up from the couch, making daniela take a few steps backwards. "you're the one who tells me that you don't let anyone go because you don't want them to see, but minji is just a different story or something?"
"it's one time!" daniela says, her voice raising slightly. "why does it matter?"
"why does it matter?" you repeat. "you tell me, daniela. you tell me." you cross your arms over your chest.
daniela is quiet for a minute, trying to think of the right thing to say to not upset you more. "i know what you're thinking, but this isn't a big deal. i let her come along because it was keeho. nothing else, no other reason," she tells you. "i promise."
"not a big deal, you keep saying that," your voice turns sharp. "what's not a big deal? that i'm reasonably concerned when you're out hours past when i got back and tell me you were doing some stuff, helping minji get a gift for hanni, and do a deal? because those are multiple different answers."
"oh my god," daniela mumbles, looking around before back at you. "yn, seriously, it's nothing."
"give me your phone," you demand.
"what?" she looks at you confused.
"consider this a phone check. give it to me." you hold your hand out.
"you're serious?" daniela asks. when you don't answer, just stare at her, she pulls her phone out of her pocket and hands it to you. "jesus christ," she grumbles under her breath, crossing her arms over her chest.
looking through the recent messages, your fingers hover over one specifically, and when you glance up from the phone to look at daniela, she feels her heart drop to her stomach at the expression on your face.
"so what? you have clients wanting to get you shit for valentines day? is that the excuse you're going to give?" you say seriously, tilting your head to the side.
"what?" daniela lets out. "no one hasâ"
"what's this about then?" you hold the phone towards her, showing a thread of messages.
"that's jaehyun!" daniela exclaims, throwing her hands up in the air. "he's my friend!"
"and you know i don't like how close he is with you!" you retort, your voice raising. "every time we go to his place it's like i don't even exist! he's obviously hitting on you!"
"he literally isn't! he's gay!" daniela scoffs, shaking her head. "plus, he literally has a boyfriend!"
"well that didn't stop you the first time, did it?" the words come out faster than you could think.
"right," daniela scoffs again, nodding her head. "right, because it's always my fault, isn't it? i'm always the one fucking up, right?"
"yeah!" you nod. "you're the one who says you can pull anyone, and then you act like i'm fucking crazy when people are all over you and i don't like it! like it's not right for me to feel upset even though i'm your girlfriend!"
"i've never called you crazy! when have i once said that?!" daniela's voice starts getting louder, nearing the edge of yelling.
"but you look at me like it!" you end up yelling first. "like-like it's a problem that i get jealous! you're allowed to have your hands all over me when i'm with my friends when you're jealous but when you have three different girls who give you thousands of dollars each month all over you it's weird when i get defensive and jealous!? that's not fair, daniela!"
"so what? i'm supposed to just sit there while girls eye-fuck you or try to get all close?!" daniela retorts. "you don't even know! you're so fuckin' naive that you think everyone just wants to be friends!"
"naive? i'm naive?" you let out a laugh, shaking your head. "right, sorry for being nice enough to make friends who don't just want to fuck me for some shit!"
"they still want to fuck you!" daniela yells. "look at sophia! you ran to her when shit got hard and look what happened! who's telling me that you won't go run off to some other 'friend' of yours only for them to fuck you while you were still mine!"
you stop once sophia's name is spoken. daniela knew better than to bring her up after the events that happened, knowing how much you regretted your stupid decision and how bad you felt about it afterwards. but in the heat of the argument, the second the words leave daniela's mouth you're standing there in silence.
"you know what," you eventually speak up. "maybe i will."
"will what?" daniela asks, seemingly not realizing what she said and how you took it.
you shake your head, letting out a scoff. you toss her phone on the couch and walk into the bedroom, not saying another word.
"yn?" daniela sighs. "yn! what are you doing?"
a few minutes later you walk back out with a bag in your hands, making daniela's eyes go wide.
"what're you doing?" she asks.
"i'm going to jungwon's for the night," you answer simply. "or, the rest of the night, i guess."
"what?" daniela looks at you confused. "why?"
you stare at her with a deadpan expression, waiting to see if she'll notice what she said. when she clearly doesn't, you shake your head again. "because he's a friend who won't fuck me while i'm still yours. those are your words," you tell her before starting to walk to the front door.
your words make daniela realize what she said, and she immediately starts following after you to the door. "yn? yn, baby, don't be like this! i didn't mean to bring her up!"
"but you did." you swiftly turn around, causing her to abruptly stop. "you did even though we talked about it and you knew how fucked up i felt afterwards. but if this is what comes out of your mouth when we argue, then i know you're still pissed about it. so, i'm leaving for the night, or maybe a few days, i don't know." you shrug. "i know i fucked up with what i did. i regret it. but you told me it was okay. when apparently it isn't if you're bringing it up. so while i'm gone, you think about what you want, daniela. because you are on thin ice, and it's cracking. so figure it the fuck out."
you leave the apartment before daniela can get a word out, the door slamming behind you echoing through the place. she stands there for a few minutes, waiting to hear you come back, but you never do.
"god damnit," she sighs, dragging her hands over her face.
the whole remainder of the night daniela kept texting you, telling you to come back, that she was sorry and didn't mean it. but, that's how she always was whenever you two fought. and you were tired of everything right now.
when you got to jungwon's, he was surprised to see you, but when you explained the situation he immediately brought you inside and talked with you about the whole thing. he was always good with comforting others and advice. plus, he could tell you were straining yourself recently.
while daniela sat inside the apartment, moping around waiting for you to come back, still texting you as the day passed and you didn't return or respond. she knew you were upset with what she said, that was obvious. and she couldn't lie and say that the event didn't gnaw at her every fiber since she found out, even if sophia got what she deserved in the end, because it did. she knew it shouldn't. that it was a moment of vulnerability for you, that you had no one else to go to. it all spirals back to her regretting what she did in the first place to start it all.
for the whole day daniela thought of what to do, how to fix this. she sat on the couch for hours thinking of what will make you not mad at her anymore. when she got an idea.
it was day three and you still weren't responding, so daniela took matters into her own hands and texting jungwon asking if you were there. he answered truthfully, saying that he wanted her to figure it out with you so he was trying to help the most he could. so she drove over to his place.
standing in front of the door, daniela shifts her weight from one foot to the other anxiously, biting her lip in hopes that this would work. the door opens and jungwon is revealed, who smiles at her.
"hey, dani," he says. "she's in the guest room."
"thanks," daniela replies, walking past him when he opens the door wider for her.
approaching the guest room, daniela knocks on the door a few times, hearing you hum on the other end. she slowly opens the door, making you turn and see it was her. your expression hardens, and dani notices, knowing she's still in deep shit.
"hey," she says awkwardly, pulling the flowers from behind her back. "i got you these." she holds them out, looking at the ground.
you can't help the way your eyes soften at the tone in her voice, quiet and hesitant compared to the confident loudness you were used to. she looks like a kicked puppy staring at the ground, and you let out a short sigh before getting off the bed, walking over to her and taking the bouquet from her.
"i'm sorry for what i said," daniela mumbles. "i didn't mean to say it i just...i still think about it sometimes and i don't know why. i know you didn't do it to hurt me on purpose but sometimes i...i worry that you're going to leave once you realize i'm not the best for you."
her words shock you as she still stares at the ground, finally speaking the thoughts that had been eating her up inside. "dani..."
"i-i know i'm not the best," she quickly adds. "i know you can find someone who will treat you better like it's nothing. but i don'tâ i can't lose you. i love you so much, so fucking much, and it scares me so much when we fight because i know every time it's another tick gone and that eventually you'll get tired of me and leave. i don't want you to leave. we fight, we have our ups and downs, but you always stay. you always stay and i know one day y-you won't." daniela's voice cracks at the end, tears filling her eyes the longer she talks. "i'm sorry." a few tears fall.
carefully setting the flowers on the bed, you take another step towards her and cup her face in your hands, making her look at you finally. "it's okay," you tell her softly. "you're right, i always stay. i always stay because i love you. i wouldn't if i didn't. dani, i don't think you know that you are the best relationship i've had. all of the other ones ended like shit. you prove to me time and time again that even if you fuck up, you own up to it and you don't run away. i won't ever get tired of you, i promise." you wipe away the tears falling from her eyes. "i love you, and i love the flowers. you always know what to get me."
"i try," daniela responds quietly, nodding slightly.
"i know." you nod. "and i love that about you." you lean in, pressing a soft kiss against her lips.
parting from the kiss, daniela's arms snake around your waist and pull you close to her as she puts her face in the crook of your neck. "i love you," she murmurs against your skin.
"i love you too," you reply, petting her head gently.
#katseye thoughts đ#katseye x reader#katseye imagines#daniela avanzini thoughts đ#daniela avanzini x reader#daniela imagine
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cliche, but i love it.
yunjin x reader
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"maaaaaaaaaaannn..." you slumped down into the couch, bringing you knees up to your chest, wrapping your arms around them and hugging them tightly. you were sitting alone in your apartment all alone, the faint audio of a sappy romance movie coming from the tv filling the room, along with the dim light of a candle placed on a table nearby.
you were sad, of course you were.
the 14th of february, or, better known as valentines day, was tomorrow. it had always been a tough day for you. its been 4 years since you've started dating yunjin, and almost 3 years since le sserafim debuted, and 3 years since you hadn't been able to spend valentines with yunjin.
you guys had met as trainees, and something just seemed to click between you two. you quickly became friends and became even closer. you guys were connected by the hip as some people would say, you couldn't stand to be away from each other for more than a couple of days.
and so, one fateful valentines day, yunjin finally built up the courage to officially ask you to be her girlfriend! it wasn't anything grand or luxurious but it was perfect.
it was just like any other day, the two of you were hanging out in yunjins dorm room which she shared with chaewon and kazuha- but they "happened to be out" for the night, so you two were alone.
the both of you were just lounging around on the couch, flicking through movies to watch since you had the next day off, and yunjin had just turned to you with the most serious expression you've ever seen from her.
and with a deep breath she blurts out "hey do you wanna date?"
"huh?", you tilted your head, and gave her a slight raise of an eyebrow. "i mean like.. i like you.. a lot.. and.. i just. um can i be your girlfriend?" a small giggle escaped your lips as you watched yunjin stumble over her words, her fingers fidgeting nervously with the seam of the blanket.
"what's so funny?" she looks at you through her eyelashes, a small pout planted on her lips. "nothing.. i was just waiting for you to ask me." you gently cupped her face with your hands, squishing her cheeks together a little bit. "what the heck even is that question? of course you can.. i love you, yunjin. ive always loved you."
"what a relief." she gave you a toothy smile, placing her hands on yours to pull them away from her face, holding them tightly. "can i kiss you..?" she licked her lips unconsciously and before you could even finish saying yes, her lips were on yours, her hands travelling to the back of your head in an attempt to deepen the kiss.
which worked, clearly, because after a few seconds, the both of you started to lack oxygen, causing you to pull away from her, with the both of your cheeks flushed and heavy breathing filling the room, followed by a small outburst of laughter.
"so..." yunjin said, her voice coming out breathy,
"are we official?", earning another round of giggling from you. "yes, yunjin. yes, yes and yes. a hundred times yes."
thats why, when the lineup for le sserafim was announced, you guys were both thrilled to find out that you'd be debuting in the same group!
or so you thought.
it was only a few days before your actual debut when a video of you and yunjin out at a cafe surfaced on the internet. a video of you two looking⊠too âcloseâ.
to be honest, it wasnât really anything scandalous. it was just you two having a casual conversation, but apparently to everyone else it looked like something else.
so when it went viral, hybe quickly attempted to shut it down, but to no avail. things went out of control and because yunjin was the âmore popularâ one of the group, netizens were swift to shut you out. you decided that the best course of action was to leave le sserafim to become a solo artist, which was a hard decision to make, but it was for the best.
you had a rough time adjusting to the big change of going solo, however, the hardest change for you was not seeing yunjin everyday like you had for the past couple of years.
of course, you still talked with her over the phone everytime you could, but you missed her. her hugs, her kisses, her soft touch.
and every valentines day, you missed her even more. marked on your calendar, it was you and yunjins anniversary, and yet, every year for past 3 years you havenât been able to spend the day together, having to choose a few days before or a few days after to celebrate, which was fine but it wasnât the same.
so, curled up on the couch, you were left alone with your thoughts, your eyes focusing and un-focusing on the lit candle sparkling and crackling gently in the middle of the coffee table, the soft scent of fig and pistachio filling the air, reminding you of yunjin.
you took a quick glace at the clock hanging above the tv. 11pm. you had an off day tomorrow since you had finished your promoting activities a few days prior, so you decided that you should go to bed and perhaps be able to finally sleep in for a while.
you blew out the candle, and made your way into the bedroom, putting your phone on charge and slipping into the covers after kicking off your slippers.
after about an hour or two, you were pulled out of your slumber by a few, sharp knocks at the door, followed by a few seconds of silence before another round of knocking at the front door.
a soft groan escaped your lips as you groggily stepped towards the entrance of your apartment, hands against the wall to support your weary body. as you're almost reaching the door, yet another round of knocking comes at the door, this time a little more desperate sounding, faster and louder.
"coming!.." you call out, shoving your hand into the tray that held your keys by the door. you took your time, thinking it was probably your manager or something, since who else would come by at this time? "manager-nim, you have keys why didn't y-" as you pulled open the door, you blinked a few times before processing what was in front of you.
"manager? is that all i am to you? so cruel.." her voice was like music to your ears, as well as her laughter, which, although loud, was the best sound you've heard in months.
"yunjinnie?" your hand flew to your mouth, there she was, standing in the hallway, hood still pulled up, holding a dozen or so roses, as well as some chocolates showing off her stupid, toothy smile that she gave you so many years ago when she confessed.
"what are-? how'd you? why are you here?" you reached for her face, still in disbelief that she was stood right in front of you. "i came to see you!" she held out her arms, beckoning you closer for a hug, which you graciously accepted, basically jumping into her arms as you both stumbled to the floor in a giggly mess.
"i thought you were busy??" you said, before placing your hands on either side of yunjin, helping yourself up before putting your hand out to assist her in getting up as well. "well.. tomorrow i've gotta be out by 4pm.. so i snuck out to spend the night with you.."
taking another glance at the clock, it was already 2am. yunjin, who also took a look at the clock muttered under her breath. "i'm sorry it took me so long.. everyone was still awake and i couldn't exactly leave just like that.." you rolled your eyes and grabbed her by the sleeve of her hoodie, dragging her inside before shutting and locking the door.
"it's fine, i'm just.. glad you're here.." you looked over your shoulder, watching her take off her shoes. "where should i put these?..", hinting towards the roses she got you. "oh! just.. leave them on the table.. i'll find a vase for them later." she nodded, placing them flat down onto the table and placing the box of chocolates next to them.
"where'd you even get those at this time, hm?" you said, approaching her and wrapping your arms around her neck, pulling her a little closer. "i have my ways." she winked, closing the distance between you two to place a sweet, gentle kiss on your lips.
it was perfect.
the subtle taste of her coconut-almond lip balm spreading onto your lips, her soft, plump lips moving rhythmically against yours, her hands travelling to rest on your waist, pulling you impossibly closer towards her.
she gave you a low chuckle, pulling away briefly from the kiss. "i hope you'll do this a lot more often.. sneaking out to see me.." she tilted her head, as if she was thinking about it. "you're right. i'll definitely come see you like this more often." she pecked you again. "with more floweeerrs.. and more chocolates... and more.. kisses."
"you're so cliche... but i love it. i love you, yunjin." she scooped you up in her arms, like the way a husband would a wife. "i love you more, my darling" she laughed, taking you to the bedroom and jumping into the bed, wrapping you both in the blankets.
she kissed your forehead, and squeezed you tightly against her.
"happy valentines day."
a/n: valentines.... yunjin... hello everyone... ive been so consumed by yunjin recently.. shes so gf material and shes so handsome... and like,.. the way she treats her members is so BOYFRIEND CORE.... HELLOOO... yunjin pls.. one chance i beg...
#kpop gg#gxg#kpop fluff#wlw#lesserafim fluff#le sserafim fluff#le sserafim x reader#le sserafim#yunjin#huh yunjin#huh yunjin x reader#yunjin x reader#yunjin fluff#huh yunjin le sserafim
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summary: some valentine's day headcannons for barry, hal, ollie, and jason !! (pure fluff) (688 wrds) (m.list here !!)
notes: so sorry that my ollie fic is coming out late but i PROMISE it's almost done i swear đ also tysm for 30 followers !! i wasn't expecting that many people to like the content i post so tysm !! and happy valentine's day to anyone that celebrates <3 also reader's pronouns or specific attributes aren't mentioned, i tried to make this as inclusive as possible <3
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#BARRY
likes valentines day but definitely wonât go ALL OUT like hal or ollie đ
keeps it simple with a box of chocolates and flowers <3
also makes you breakfast before he leaves for work (IâM GONNA COMBUST STOP HEâS TOO CUTE)
you got him a new tie for work, itâs his fav colour AND fabric (iâve seen panels of barry wearing ties at work so i THINK this is canon, if not then whtvr :p)
also got him a new pair of running shoes because he goes through them like CRAZY
barry also decided to make a cute homemade card, heâs not the best artist in the world but itâs the thought that counts !!
either takes you out to a restaurant or orders in takeout and watches silly romcoms with you depending on what the both of you agree on <3
you guys watched the notebook and WEPT like AGHH đ„č
yâall fell asleep on the couch watching the proposal (off topic but i HAVE to write a fake dating fic !!)
#HAL
really enjoys valentines day because it is one of the ONLY times of the year where he can be extra affectionate in public without getting weird stares (LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THIS MAN ISNâT INTO PDA)
wakes you up with a big ol SMOOCH đ
jkjk but he actually just covers your face in kisses to wake you up :pÂ
takes you out on a space date, like seriously he will find a planet thatâs just insanely pretty (and not deadly), FLY THE TWO OF YOU THERE and have a PICNIC with you
you get him a new pilot jacket, he literally tweaks when he opens it like iâm being so serious like heâs SO HAPPY
he buys you a new toaster, after 2 years THE TOASTER HAS RETURNED (read green beans and bubbles for context <3)
overall this man went above and beyond for you, like seriously this man loves you SO MUCH like itâs not even funny anymore đ
#OLLIE
was BORN to celebrate valentine's day, like itâs INGRAINED into his dna atp đ
i mean come ON heâs literally a superhero who shoots ARROWS, is that not your own modern cupid right there??
when i tell you that ollie goes all out, I MEAN IT
he has a whole DAY planned out for the two of you from start to finish
you guys start with making breakfast together :p
then he takes you to a SPA for most of the day and then takes you out for dinner at your fav restaurantÂ
and when i tell you the spa experience was an 11 outta 10, TRUST ME it was an 11 OUTTA 10 !!
you get him a new bow and arrow set, his heart literally MELTS when he opens it like GAH đ
solid 12/10 day, NO COMPLAINTS from either of you hehe
#JASON
so nervous that heâll mess up valentines day even though you guys have been dating for over 2 years and know about his secret identity đ
for the day you guys go to a book store and buy a book for each other that the other has been wanting to read (jason iâm gonna need the bell jar, NOW)
will literally be nervous book swapping with you even though he knows he got you the EXACT book that you want, right down to the type of cover art like he just KNOWS
you guys make dinner together and then eat it by candlelight, a classic <3
when dinner is finished jason reads you a poem he wrote about YOU (AHHHH)
when i tell you this man takes poetry to the next level, I MEAN IT
john keats has NOTHING on jason todd thank you very much !!
by the end of it the BOTH of you are crying
youâre crying because the poem is so heartfelt and jasonâs crying because he just loves you so much and the poem is just his heart on paper đ
yâall end the night with dessert and trashy reality tv (no day of the year will stop me from watching my strange addiction idc !!)
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tysm for reading everyone !! also my ollie fic will be posted at 3pm est on the 15th !! hope you guys enjoyed this <33
#dc#dc comics#dc men#green lantern#hal jordan#barry allen#the flash#jason todd#red hood#oliver queen#green arrow#green lantern corps#green lantern comics#the flash comics#red hood comics#green arrow comics#lantern corps#speedsters#batfam#arrowfam#x reader#fluff#valentines day#valentine's day fic#jaysscar#sisi writes !!
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okay. Romana self harm thoughts. Under a cut because of subject matter but yeah. I warn you now this shit is explicit, if you read it that's not my responsibility
So, Romana is so traumatized that it isn't really a question on if she hurts yourself, but rather how and when she starts. The easy answer would be during or after Etra Prime but I'm a big supporter of the 'Romana has always been somewhat fucked up' idea so I think it started earlier. My girl is a psych major (to me at least) and accordingly a bit wrong in the head. I don't think she does it in a truly concerning amount pre-Etra Prime, but like. She's tried it a couple of times in the academy. It's not as if anyone on Gallifrey would see, anyways. I think she just wants to see what it's like, and she's got a bit of a morbid curiosity. She's just fascinated by the blood (I'd say she tries some cuts probably), she doesn't actually want to hurt herself, it's not a coping mechanism. So when she joins the Doctor she hasn't hurt herself in several years, if not decades, and the adventures scratch any itch that might be scratched by cutting as well. I think maybe, placing 'the Doctor's first XI' just before Destiny of the Daleks, she does it occasionally there. Again, not often, and it's more boredom than anything, but staying a century or longer in one place, surrounded by all these terribly traumatized people, that's going to do a number on your mental health, Time Lord or not. And I think that makes it easier too, for her to choose to regenerate, to shorten her lifespan like that, because that is definitely, if not a suicide, either a sacrifice or significant act of self-harm.
And I think that does scare Romana II. Like, she plays it all off as a joke, but I think deep down she knows that's serious and it scares her off. So she throws away any tools she may have previously used, and stops. I still think maybe if she gets overwhelmed she presses her fingernails into her palms a little too hard or she chews her lips until she accidentally draws blood sometimes but nothing more than that.
And then we come to Etra Prime. Obviously she gets hurt constantly there, so I don't think she adds to that without cause. But she does keep trying to escape, I think, like she doesn't want to live anymore but more than anything she wants to stop being hurt. And I think she's willing to risk more pain for a chance to escape. And to spare other people too, if she can. I don't think she ever loses that compassion, but it is very hard because she has to weigh the suffering in front of her eyes against the potential suffering out in the universe, so she never gives up her secrets.
Post-Etra Prime, I believe she has a lot of chronic pain to deal with, and is desperate for control. Control over herself, over the people around her, over all of Gallifrey. And her physical pain and disability are things she can't control, so I think she gets some control from inflicting pain on herself. Maybe she did so on Etra Prime too, I don't know. Pressing on scars until they hurt, twisting her knee just so, scratching at bumpy scars to make them less noticeable, overdoing it, not letting herself rest, all that sort of stuff. I think there's a point to it too that she needs some pain to function. She's exhausted, but a sudden pain can give that little spike of adrenaline she needs to keep herself going through long days as a president. And I think that's approximately the level it stays at, at least for as far as Enemy Lines (which is where I am currently). Like it gets less or more depending on the situation, in general I think post-Warfare it gets less because she had her big suicide plan there and I think it gets Narvin and Leela onto her more too. And there's not really much room to escape each other on the axis. Also, she heals, slowly and not completely, but some of the pain and exhaustion do get less, especially while she isn't president. So it's both harder to hurt herself and less necessary for her daily function.
Truly what is wrong with her, I love her and I love to give her issues
#I have thoughts on Leela too but those are more neurodivergency and skin picking related#anyways I love my mentally ill icon romana she gets all the issues#romana#tw self harm#tw sh#tw suicide#please tell me if you think this needs any other tags#and please take care of yourselves!#jae says stuff#also this got kind of long
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The tweet's video claims it's from C-SPAN at a specific event. Here's C-SPAN's video of that event on February 10; Rep. Pressley starts talking at 34:40:
At about 39:09 she does say the thing that the tweet says she said.
But.
The word "censoring" makes absolutely no sense in context; here's C-SPAN's transcript with my formatting:
Tell me how letting Elon put his paws in the cookie jar is helping a single person who calls this country home. Families are struggling. The rent is too damn high. The cost of groceries is too damn high. The big banks and giant corporations are all too eager to nickel and dime hard-working people, and you know what has been a saving grace for families trying to hold on to a buck? This small but mighty government agency, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. [Cheers and applause] Now look, those of you watching, you may have never heard of them. You know, isn't it just the truth that you don't know how much you benefit from your government or your democracy until someone comes through with a wrecking ball and creates a constitutional crisis with an unprecedented power grab. You've never heard of them, but trust me, they've been working hard for you, the people, for over a decade. They are the same agency that got banks to cap overdraft fees. They take on scammers that are after our elders' money. They stop the medical debt from dinging your credit report. They go after banks that practice lending discrimination. This is what we're going to dismantle? What in the hell kind of government efficiency is that? No justice for scammed elders? Look, let me tell you something. I'll take a bit of umbrage here. I'll speak on behalf of my colleagues. I think I can say we are all willing to work with anyone who's serious about doing the work of censoring the American people and advancing progress, but they are not serious. This is not about government efficiency. What kind of efficiency makes people hungrier, poorer, and less safe? The CFPB are watchdogs fighting for the people, so no wonder Elon and Donald want to gut it. They don't want watchdogs protecting the people.
Nothing in her statement is about censoring or even free speech. Neither is anyone else's. It also doesn't make sense for her to have said "censuring", a common homophone mixup. I think her mouth simply said the wrong word.
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The current electoral strategy of Dems appears to be "elect us to censor you"
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About the fusions!
Iâve been thinking about the fusions I made, and because I canât help myself, I compiled some random info about them Iâve come up with
Now since Iâm just doing this for fun, if anyone has any suggestions, ideas, anything you would want to add to these characters, feel free to leave a comment or send an ask my way!
-Facts below the cut-
Makimaru Nikawa
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5â 7â
DOB: February 12th
Talent: Ultimate Teacher/Gang Leader
Background:Â
Lived in an orphanage before running away at the age of 9, got taken in by a local gang (the Cult Carnations). Slowly rose in its ranks and eventually became its leader
Is actually the gangs co-leader, but is believed to be the leader as itâs real boss works from the shadows in anonymityÂ
Became known as the Ultimate teacher after a teacherâs assistant and helping classes of delinquents get fantastic grades (some of those delinquents being in her gang)
Personality:
Serious and generally rational
Prefers to think logically rather than emotionally, except when teaching classes where she can go either way
Acts very friendly towards their students, but can internally get quite fed up with their antics
Other Characteristics:Â
Always armed in someway (steel-toed boots, bladed chain, brass knuckles, etc.)
Very serious about school and gang spirit
Heart rate problems (arrhythmia)
Relationships:Â
She befriended Kagito initially out of sheer curiosity regarding his behavior and abilities, but ended up becoming quite close with him. (still wouldnât hesitate to incapacitate him if he tried anything dangerous)
Hypothetical Quotes:Â
Donât you want to live?â -> said whenever someone is going to do something reckless/stupid
Kagito Komota
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6â 0â
DOB: April 20th
Talent: Ultimate Horoscope Author
Background:Â
Has lived with his grandparents ever since his parents died in a plane crash
Got into astrology as something to engage in that would help distract him from the world
Started writing horoscopes for fun and shared them with his classmates in the hopes to connect with them. They initially teased him for it, but they changed their tune after his predictions started becoming eerily true. This only made people sort of scared of him
Personality:
Nihilist.
Off putting disposition.
Tries to be kind, but his honesty with his nihilistic beliefs tends to drive people away
Self-deprecating, but is working on ways to uplift others (although he could complement and encourage ultimates 24/7)
Other Characteristics:
Reveres space
Always tired looking despite having a normal sleep schedule
Prone to lung illnesses
He tries to cultivate houseplants, but they tend to wilt pretty quickly
Relationships:Â
Somehow managed to become friends with Makimaru, which makes him very happy
Hypothetical Quotes:Â
âCompared to the vastness of the universe, humanity is inconsequential and overall purposeless. I wish it wasnât that way, but.. oh wellâŠ.â â> Believes that humans are their existence are meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Ultimates, however, are an odd exception to this
Korehiru Shinzumi
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5â 9â
DOB: June 14th
Talent: Ultimate Paranormal Photographer
Background:Â
Took up photography after their older sister, who was a professional photographer, passed away suddenly (they had a very normal, healthy sibling relationship I promise /gen)
They had been into the occult ever since they were little, so they ended up incorporating both of their interests into one
Personality:
Headstrong but compassionate.
Always does their best to respect others, especially the dead.
Takes their photography very seriously; refuses to doctor or photoshop any of their photos and demeans any other paranormal photographers that do
Enjoys rambling about the supernatural to whoever is willing to listen
Other Characteristics:
Travels all over the world to any supposedly haunted location they can find
Is willing to go into any environment or building, however hazardous, if it means they can capture some specters
Started wearing a mask after venturing into some unsanitary environments and eventually just got used to it. Wears it all the time (a comfort item of sorts)
Favorite type of haunted location: abandoned war zone trenches
Always comes out of each successful session with at least one photo that features something undeniably supernatural. If they donât, then they are convinced the location isnât really haunted and will complain about it wherever they can (usually on their blog)
Gets hired often by ghost hunting shows
Relationships:Â
acquaintances with Makimaru
Ironically, Kagito, one of the spookiest guy at HPA, is terrified of them
Hypothetical Quotes:Â
âOne of the greatest mysteries of mankind is what comes after death, and unlike my peers, I plan on answering that question myself! How? Well through my photography of course! Trust me, one glance at the supernatural phenomenon in my shots and youâll be convinced that Iâm onto something. Keheheh- wha- where are you going?! Donât just leave me in the dust, jeez!â
âI want to understand what exactly the afterlife is all about, truly, but⊠I donât know. The fascinating mystery of it all, the allure of the unknown, its almost.. beautiful? No no thatâs not the right word! Bah, whatever! Youâll hear about it more succinctly in my final essay anyway.â
#fusionronpa#danganronpa#maki harukawa#nekomaru nidai#kaito momota#nagito komaeda#mahiru koizumi#korekiyo shinguji#nothing big or serious is going to come from this#but since people seemed to enjoy my designs#I figured Iâd role with them and see where this little AU goes!#long post
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feelin kinda sad so eating an obscene amount of pasta
#YukiPri rambles#it's nothing serious#just have had a stream of unfortunate disappointments#nothing major and each time i'm like well ok that could have been worse and i'm glad it wasn't#but the cumulative result is just me kinda feeling droopy inside despite trying to continue lookin chipper outside#'wilted' i think is best descriptor for me rn#trying to tell myself that retail therapy isn't the answer here#In case folks are curious#the disappointments are:#1) dad was in a car accident and no one was hurt but gave me a huge scare#2) was given a day off at work in exchange for working a weekend and was looking forward to both#but they asked me last minute nevermind come in instead and i had to cancel all the plans i'd made and couldn't reschedule#3) movie i wanted to see on said day off is no longer playing in local theaters so it's either convince mum to drive an hour or give up#4) had an afternoon tea planned with mum and her friends and was looking forward to it for a month and only eating out this month#had reservations and outfit picked out and everything#but then a few days before landlord scheduled repairs for that day and wouldn't listen when we said we had plans#so i stayed home so mum could go and i'm glad she could go but sad#5) went to work this morning and there'd been a flood in the office from a customer leaving the bathroom sink running#and the torrent of water came down on my desk specifically ruining all of my books/personal stuff#i got reimbursed but it's just really sad bc some of those things were free/gifts that i can't get back and i hate throwing out books#especially ones i never got to read but they were completely drenched through and unsalvageable...#6) had an outing planned this weekend i was really looking forward to but we probably can't go bc weather is bad#i think there were a few others but that's most of the big ones#i am wilted and just want to curl up and not move
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Holding out hope that the writing in veilguard will get more bearable but rook saying to lucanis that it's "not nice that Spite hurt him" and he "shouldn't accept that itâs fine bc it wouldn't be ok if a person did that" like. That is a demon. Built off a single emotion called SPITE. Rook I am finding it really hard to believe that u have lived in thedas for more than 30 seconds.
#wow the demons which are one of the consistently evil forces in these games did something bad#hey players do you know that that was not nice#ok thank you. do u think I am 4#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#also grinding my gears that everyone (including dalish elves???) just immediately accept the evanuris are evil/have come back#like the first person to not immediately believe it is the first warden and honestly he is the only character so far I respect#like maybe if this was like inquisition and a huge hole in the sky/rifts opened everywhere#but it seems like nothing like that happened but everyone somehow magically knows about the ritual and instantly believes everything rook sa#the more I think about these things the more annoyed I get#guys did you know being a leader means u sometimes need to make hard decisions... varric taught me that in my ma15+ game#i am enjoying the combat at least lol and I like Bellara and want to see Babylon so I'm in it for the long haul#why does everyone have a gun to their head making them nice though like it's so painfully out of place sometimes#and being able to only say the same thing but in a slightly boring slightly funny or slightly serious way is driving me insane#like I seem to be the only one who had no problem w the limits on dialogue in inquisition but this is driving me insane#Mourn watch rook what if you were somehow boring and nice. yay thank you bioware#ALSO rook stop talking and forming opinions without me getting to choose what u say like no I don't want u to day we have to save that perso#ok I swear I'm done now.. I need to go back to writing my thesis instead of grinding my teeth about this game#this is all coming from an inquisition enjoyer as well (sorry) but like so far I have found nothing I enjoyed about inquisition in this game#maybe if the inquisitor and Ghilan'nain are cool latee on I can focus on that (big maybe)#I am only early on still (just met first warden) so there is still time... i guess..
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it boggles my mind that I still see reminder type posts about not consuming Harry Potter content, not because I expected everyone to agree to stop engaging but because I did sort of expect that the people engaging with hp in 2024 would at least have the decency to not grovel on the internet for random transgender bloggers to validate that they're still a good person and not transphobic for liking hp still. like these posts are not redundant they are FILLED with defensive responses and excuses for why actually its fine and its like not only can you not stop engaging with Harry Potter but you also want to be able to post about doing so non-stop and you never ever want to even see a transgender person point out that JKR is actively funding and directly influencing transphobic organizations and legislation. to the point that when someone does you are incapable of simply scrolling by because you need so badly to be reassured that this internet rando doesn't think you specifically are a bad person for doing the thing they said is bad. unreal main character syndrome. if you have committed to being an hp fan fine i am not a cop or your mom and I cannot make you do anything at all. but I am not, nor is any other trans person, going to give you 'permission' or absolve you of your own guilt for doing so. that is your problem to reconcile yourself and is not the job of random trans people. like jesus christ enough already
#good idea generator#this isnt exclusive to hp fans this is a pretty pervasive issue on this site#where someone will be like well i think x action is bad and harmful#and 10000 people will come out of the woodwork to be like well i do x action am i bad đ„ș am i a bad person đ„ș#oh i have to do x action because of [extenuating circumstance obviously not intended by the op] you think im bad you think i should die???#like. ok you know when any big social movement is getting traction#you suddenly see 100 posts about how actually its okay to not do anything or say anything tumblr is escapism!!!#even though for the VAST majority of users. they are not expected to say or do anything by the ppl who follow them on tumblr#so really the purpose those posts serve is to justify legitmize and spread around the idea that you can do literally nothing ever#and still be a 'good person'. it is to assuage your own guilt#and it serves ZERO purpose other than to detract from ongoing conversations#bc if you were really serious about supporting something but being unable to help in xyz ways for various reasons#you would shut the fuck up!!!! and not post about not being able to do anything!!!#the same way that you shouldnt say that you cant donate to a fundraiser when you share it even if its true and reasonable#bc it makes other people who read that less likely to donate themselves even if they DO have the means#these tags are getting incoherent but hopefully my point gets across idk#i just feel in general we should stop begging internet strangers for absolution. youre not going to get it from there.
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Don't ask:
- a man, his salary
- A woman, her age
- And a tumblrina (gn) who they voted for in the nge/moomin poll....
#Releasing this from the drafts bc the poll ends at 9pm today#It's been real y'all we go down gracefully it's been an honor fighting with y'all in the Eva trenches đ«Ąđ«Ą#Also why are pitting 2 bad bitches against each other#Like do ppl realize when they say 'moomin is for queer people' the lead of Eva is also literally a depressed bi like!#He should be doing numbers here on the depressed gay site come on. Yeah it was doomed by the narrative#But what is Romance without tragedy. Like man. What a trope (only talking abt the story not the authors obv)#Imagine hearing 'maybe I was born to meet you' from a divine being who sees all your faults#And how much you hate yourself and loves you unconditionally and intensely from the moment he lays eyes on you... I'M GONNA BE UNWELL#Regardless. Times are tough but we stay silly :3 let me be silly for a moment with u it ain't serious#Wow anna said something#Anna's shitposts#Nge#Eva#I just think they're wildly different in how they approach themes and it's weird and complicated to even compare them#One is lighthearted and comforting the other feels like being crushed by a thousand elephants both are important#We got far we deserved better than to lose bc of a bit everyone was committed to but. It's respectable. It all returns to nothing or smth#Edit: the sidenote is to differentiate between the fact one is not known for being queer media but it does have that#Despite it being so small in the story (the show at least but it's significant) and the other#Is obv queer media bc of the author and it's not in the story as far as ik but it's an accepting/inclusive story#Why do u think it got so big and a character that appeared once became one of the biggest*. It obv meant smth to ppl#*to the point he appeared more in the rebuilds and is all over in merch. ANYWAY SORRY FOR RANTING IN THE TAGS I GOT PASSIONATE OK
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Thinking about sitting on older bf Nanamiâs lap and cock warming him while he helps you with your homework. His reading glasses are structurally perched on the bridge of his nose, framing his focused gaze while heâs attentively leaning over your shoulder to read the big paragraphs on your laptop that's based on the questions that you yet have to answer.
He consistently reminds you that he can't keep continuing to do all your homework for you but at the end of the day, he always ends up completing most of it. And it only makes your pussy even leakier and wet around his stuffy length because of how intelligent and well-disciplined Kento is. Even if his cock is furiously twitching in your warm cunt and silently begging to be milked dry, directly into your little womb. Heâs still so serious and concentrated and it did nothing but fuel your arousal.
A thick glob of cum is gradually sliding out the ends of your stretched cunt, messily coating his golden blonde huffs of pubic hair thatâs encircling his veiny base and he can feel how fucking soaked and messy you are on his lap but doesnât say anything about it and completely ignores it.
Even with how much you're squirming on top of him, practically grinding yourself like some cock starving slut on his fat cock at this pointâ undoubtedly struggling to concentrate on the assignment because of the subtle scent of his expensive cologne thatâs lingering on his blue button-up shirt, itâs filling your nostrils and driving you out of your mind because of how manly and sexy he smells.
He coolly ignores your complaints and pleas as you grow increasingly restless and eager, begging him to start moving because of how fucking impatient and horny you are. But he makes it very clear that he won't do anything to you unless you finish the rest, independently. By yourself.
And thatâs Kento Nanamiâs successful tactic on âhow to get your girlfriend to finish her homework within 15 minutesâ.
Because soon after youâre done heâs rewarding you and bending you over the desk, smothering you against the smooth wood, and crushing your body with his larger, muscular frame while having one thick, veiny hand clasped tightly around your neck to keep you still as he leans into you and deeply breaths and inhales in the valley of your delicate neckâ engulfing your sweet scent and praising you through rich, ragged breaths about how he's sooo proud of you for finishing it up on your own and how much of a good girl you are, even if some of his words might come off a bit meanâŠ
Telling you âYou did so well sweetheart. Canât believe I have a dirty cock hungry slut for a girlfriend. Is this what I need to do to get you to finish your schoolwork from now on? Hm? By promising to award this greedy fucking cunt with my cock?â while his angry mushroom tip is making love to your g-spot and heâs mumbling a whole bunch of shit about how heâs going to reward you with his thick, gooey cum and stuffing the tight space in your cunny with his sperm till itâs all full and dripping.
And when he cums, he pushes himself flushed deep into your backside, ensuring that every drop of his creamy release that he empties from his aching balls is pushed as far inside of you as possible before he slowly pulls out and then lifts you up, bridal style to take you to the bathroom so he can run a bubble bath for the two of you. :3
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanami kento#kento nanami#kento smut#nanami smut#kento x reader#nanami x reader#kento imagine#nanami imagine#jujutsu kaisen kento#jjk kento#nanami x female reader#jjk nanami#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jjk x y/n#jjk smut#jjk x female reader#jjk x reader#jjk imagines#toji fushiguro#toji smut#suguru geto#choso kamo#geto suguru#jjk x you
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Thinking about a Reader who ends up having Scary Dog Privileges with Ghost without meaning to. It just happened.
Then they have to deal with the fact that this comes with duties too.
Tags: civilian!reader, gn!reader, mostly fluff, a bit suggestive, smug!Ghost, smooth!Ghost. 800 words.
Part 2. Part 3.
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When Ghost is reluctant to getting sutured in Medical after accidentally opening his stitches, grumbling he can do it himself, who does the nurse call for? Yeah, you.
She could stand her ground, after all she's used to dealing with big, whiny men, but it's much more fun to knock on your door and smile at your bewildered gaze and gaping mouth when she explains the situation in two sentences.
"Ghost's being difficult, mind taking over?" "I'm sorry, what the hell does this have to do with me?" "C'm'on, everyone on base knows he's got a soft spot for you. Don't you want to make my job easier?"
You roll your eyes and slam your hands on your desk as you get up. Groaning as you walk past herâ "I'm doing this for you, nothing else, got it?"
Mumbling to yourself "you've got to be kidding me" as you barge into the sick bay. Ghost is coolly seated at the end of a bed, large as life, casual clothes as black as his mask andâ oh. You weren't told the wound was on his thighâ you weren't warned that he didnât have pants on. You canât help it, your eyes go down, down, your lingering gaze and your flustered silence forming a confession louder than words.
A noise â a scoff or a grunt, youâre not sure â emanates from him, breaks your trance, makes you look up. The amusement in his gaze tells you he noticed your ogglingâ of course he did. Nothing gets past the Ghost, and you've been remarkably unsubtle. Despite the mask, you swear you can make out the smug smirk on his lips. His cockiness reignites your irritation. Annoyance making you bolder than you really are, you charge at him, crossing the distance between you two in a stride, stopping closeâ too close. He doesn't back off.
"What's wrong with you?" you snarl. "Nothin'," he retorts, imperturbable.
It's actually the first time youâre overlooking him. You may be enjoying it a bit too much. Nevermind the fact that you've had to wedge yourself between his parted legs to get there.
You frown, unconvinced by his answer.
âDid Soap contaminate you?â
Bargaining to be cleared out earlier was the Scotsman's trademark.
âJohnny throws a fit cos he hates feeling useless. That's not what I'm doing.â
A smirk stretches your lips.
âOh, no? I'm sure your reasons are much more noble.â
âDoesn't matter. Got what I wanted anyway.â
He's way too self-satisfied for a man in his underwear.
You throw an unequivocal look in the direction of his injury.
âWhat you wanted? A still open wound?â
âYou.â
He replied without missing a beat, as confident as usual. It is both alluring and aggravating.
âAnd your idea of wooing me is making me upset?â
You don't add âbecause if it is, that's really fucking stupidâ out loud, but youâre sure he got the message through your tone.
âNah. But you're more honest when youâre angry. Gutsier.â
You only realize he slipped his index and middle fingers in your trouser loops when he sharply tugs at them. Off balance, you steady yourself by catching his shoulders.
Taking advantage of the strip of bare skin between your shirt and bottoms, the pads of his thumbs idly stroke your hip bones. The contact sends electricity through you, shivers of pleasure running down your sides.
âGhost,â you start, severe, trying not to let the effect his touch has on you show in your voice.
âSimon,â he counters, surly. âTold ya it's Simon when we're alone, didn't I?â
He did, but you didnât think he was serious. If that's what it takes to get him to listen⊠youâll play by his rules.
âSimon. What's the rest of your brilliant plan? I'm here, but I canât stitch you up.â
âHow âbout a deal. I'll stop resisting⊠for a price.â
You raise an amused eyebrow.
âWhat kind of price?â
âA kiss.â
You snort. You didnât believe him capable of something so⊠puerile.
âWith the mask on?â
He doesn't move a muscle to get rid of it.
âTake it off.â
You usually wouldnât obey what sounds like an order so easily, but it's the first time you get to touch the skull. Slipping two fingers between skin and cloth, you slowly roll up the mask all the way under his nose.
You gently trace the scars surrounding his lips. Then, the second you feel him relax, grip on your hips slackening and intensity of his gaze waning, you grab the bottom of his mask and drag it back down vigorously, making the holes for the eyes land way too low for him to see anything.
âIf you thought you'd get a reward for acting out, you've got another think coming.â
#mine#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#cod#cod fanfic#cod x reader#writings#writers on tumblr#playing around with the format ~ :)#cos the post is prettier this way lol#cod fluff#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty x reader#cod modern warfare#cod mw3#fluff#ghost x you#ghost x y/n#simon ghost riley x you#simon riley x reader#cod ghost#ghost cod#ghost fluff#ficlet#cod fic#1k#2k#x reader
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FIRST masterlist! This masterlist has all my writing from 06/02/24 up until 01/10/24 â for my recent works click on my SECOND MASTERLIST <3
Men In Uniform Do It Best!
Dirty Lil' Secrets
A Picture Lasts Long (But Not As Long As That D*ck)
I'm Addicted, I Admit It!
Give Me Tough Love
Never Ever Seen This Before!
We Don't Have No Babies!
Like A Fever
Bad Things (To You)
Prettier When Messy!
Care For You!
Green-eyed Monster
So Lonely In My Mansion!
Kiss Me More!
Girl, I Do This Often
Cause, I Love Freaks!
Sl*t Me Out!
Match My Freak!
WAP!
R U Mine?
Hot To Go!
Girl, You Earned It!
I'm A BIG Stepper!
BODY-ODY!
SOOO ANXIOUS
Long Overdue!
THIS P*SSY DEPRESSED!
The Family Matter?!
I-T G-I-R-L!
I Lasted Ten Rounds!
BRAT!
She's My Vitals!
Three's a Crowd (But Four...) â âSo, are they like holograms? Or can you really touch them?â âWhy? Trynna cop a feel, sweetheart?â In which you and your boyfriend find very unconventional uses for his powers.
Why Can't I Keep My Fingers Off You? [Part 1] [Part 2] â There were two things missing in the scene in front of you: 1. The aphrodisiac chocolate your friends had given as a gag gift last Christmas that had been hidden away in the back of your refrigerator. 2. Your dear fiancĂ©.
Dream A Little Dream â For the strongest, it was a privilege to dream. Especially when his dream is you.Â
Initiation! â âJust a small initiation, nothing too serious.â Couldnât be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers?
One More? Please? â A kiss always solves everything! But when a kiss turns into something moreâŠwell, itâs only a desperate attempt to unseal yourselves from this damned prison realm, right? Right?
Everybody Knows That I'm a Good Girl, Officers... â You donât know whatâs faster - how fast you were speeding down the highway, or how fast youâre on your knees for the hot officers that just so happen to pull you over.
Hope They Catch Us â When youâre on-screen, itâs always a rivalry to see whoâs best - you just never thought that it would be the same struggle in bed.
Unmistakably Yours â In which the strongest bends space and time - literally - after coming back from deatឣ, to do what heâs always wanted to do - you.
Madam Gojo â Gojo Satoru, the strongest clan leader in all of Japan - and the most dangerous, too. You, rejected by the elders, and totally not his future bride, right? Right?
Can't Touch Me (Like Gojo) â In which intentionally making your frĂend-with-benefĂts jealous ends up with more benefits than youâd think.
The Heir â No, your clan leader husband wonât stop until he gives you an heir. No, you donât think youâll make it out alive.
The Call â After an explosive fight with your boyfriend, you really should feel sorry about being swept up by the blue-eyed stranger at the club - but itâs so hard when he kisses you like that.
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy â He knows that you would be one of his favorite stories from his travels. And you know that you want nothing more than to stay by his side. After meeting an alluring cowboy at Olâ Rustcliffe Saloon, both of you are sure of one thing - this must be fate.
Go For It, Gojo! [Part 1] [Part 2] â You wouldnât fuck Gojo Satoru even if you were paidâŠis what you thought exactly five minutes before you were shoved against the wall of this cramped closet, his face stuffed in your soaked panties.
Unhoneymooners!? â The universe was surely playing a joke on you. Here you were, trapped on a luxury getaway with your - dangerously handsome, extremely obnoxious - ex. Either you were going to kill each other or end up pinned beneath him, split apart on his cĂłck. You just didnât know what would come first.
AITA For F*cking My Sugar Daddy's Son?! â When your sugar daddy just isnât paying attention to you, can you really be blamed for fĂșcking his son? Especially when his son is absolutely obsessed with you.
Bad Boys Bring Roses â Youâve never dealt with the yakuza - not once. So why is the future head of the Gojo clan suddenly coming up to you, demanding that you marry him for 30 days?
The Way You Kiss Me â The four times Satoru tries really hard not to kiss you - his best friendâs pretty younger sister. And the one time he doesnât.
Isn't That Sweet? (I Guess So) â Oh no! Why do your pantĂes keep disappearing? Well, maybe your hot roommate knows the answerâŠ
Haunting You â A bIoody trail of vampire attĂĄcks, a political marriage, and four suitors youâre forced to choose from - all haunting you. But none as much as the mysterious stranger that makes everything in you scream that you might just be fated for the very thing your kingdom is trying to escape from.
You'll Taste Me Too! â How do you last three days on a work trip with the man you hate the most in the office? You donât - you end up pinned underneath him, instead.
We Neva Play! â Turns out, the ârâ in rivals stands for âreally good sĂ©xâ when a mission becomes a little too hot to handle.
Something Stupid â Five times the strongest would rather dĂe than tell you he loves you, and the one time he almost does. Almost.
Initiation! â âJust a small initiation, nothing too serious.â Couldnât be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers?
Like An Animal â Of course Toji doesnât want any more kids. Of course heâs lying as he stuffs your pretty cĂșnt full of his cĂșm for the third time tonight.
Whiskey, Neat, With a Side of You â When your date stands you up, youâre lucky that the hot bartender is more than happy to keep you company!Â
Everybody Knows That I'm a Good Girl, Officers... â You donât know whatâs faster - how fast you were speeding down the highway, or how fast youâre on your knees for the hot officers that just so happen to pull you over.
F*ck You! (Literally) â Of course, you hated your ex-husband. Of course, you found yourself in bed with him on your wedding anniversary.
Government Hooker â With the fame and glory of being an international popstar comes the inevitable threat of an overzealous stalker. You just didnât think that it would also come with a very sexy, buff bodyguard behind your every move.
Madam Zenin â Thereâs nothing that rouses Toji, the infamous head of the Zenin clan, nothing that will make him lose control - until they take whatâs most important to him. You.
Brooklyn Baby â Everybody wanted to fuck Suguru Geto, lead bassist of Tokyo Special Grades. Said Suguru doesnât want to fuck anyone else but you. He couldnât give less of a fuck if anyone walked in right now. In fact, a small part of him wishes someone would.
Initiation! â âJust a small initiation, nothing too serious.â Couldnât be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers?
Golden Boy â Falling right back in love with the cult leader youâre supposed to kĂll? Happens more often than youâd think.
Welcome To The Itadori's! â Three times Choso really, really wanted to hold you without his family barging in, and the one time he actually does.Â
FIVE! â Five hours - itâs all it takes for Chosoâs baby fever to take over. After all, youâd look so pretty with his kid - five of them, in fact.
Great With Kids? (You Can Have Mine) â When your younger brother gets a new babysitter, only two questions linger on your mind: 1. How come your parents didnât trust you in charge? 2. How dare the sexy babysitter be so perfect - it made you want some attention too.
Freak On The Cam! â Choso always loved watching you - his pretty lilâ camgĂrl - from behind the screen. Who knew heâd love being on-screen with you even more?
Initiation! â âJust a small initiation, nothing too serious.â Couldnât be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers?
A Million Dollar Baby! â Turns out, rent can be paid in much more than one way.
Can't Touch Me (Like Gojo) â In which intentionally making your frĂend-with-benefĂts jealous ends up with more benefits than youâd think.
Exes who...
Love Is Blind
âShe My Best Friend, Yeah We Not a Couple.â
Wanna Do Bad Things To You
I Wanna Get Freaky On Camera
Lemme Ride, Baby!
Can I Fill You Up, Baby?
"Pull On It. Harder."
Little Heaven
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