#not…. the other vessel tho. sorry man.

[sam-winchesters-gay-lover]

i’d do anything for jared lucifer. like actually

[marunene]

—· Castiel Head/canons!

(SFW/NSFW)

There are also some angels headcanons too! — Remembering that these are HEADCANONS and even if they don't make sense to you, they make sense to me./LH. Some (many) of them I only kept in a jar in my brain while I was reading fanfics, hehe...

English is not my first language, be patient with me.

SFW!

- Pansexual! I firmly believe that angels don't care about your sex or gender, for them it's practically the same thing besides your body.

- This also means that they don't care if you are a man or a woman, if you do something they don't like you will be beaten, probably die. I see Castiel from the first seasons doing this so— yeah.

- Autism spec. You can't convince me otherwise.

- For petnames, he doesn't use it much, but if he does sometime, he calls you honeybee or love. Probably "human" if you call him "angel".

- He LOVES physical contact, even if it's not apparent, he could cuddle with you for hours and still want more

- His wings are HUGE, dark and blue, when you touch them they feel like silk, they are so soft, completely from another world.

- And to complement, I like to think that they are quite sensitive to touch.

- If he were to choose a favorite color, it would be green because it reminds him of nature. But he also likes blue (sea and sky) and yellow (bees)

- His trenchcoat are his comfort object.

- HE HUGS YOU WITH HIS WINGS WHEN YOU CUDDLE OR ARE JUST SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. Imagine him protecting you with them while you sleep <3

- Gets grumpy when drunk <3

- Legends say that Castiel once tried to make breakfast and Dean forbade him from touching his stove...

- He's almost always watching you, just... Looking at you. Sometimes it's a little creepy, but he loves you too much not to look.

- When you had your first kiss, all the light bulbs in the neighborhood just exploded and he looked at you with a surprised face-- (not because of the light bulbs)

- After seeing how good you are with children, sometimes he imagines what you would be like as a mother and what it would be like if you could have a normal life, without hunting, without dating an angel. He knows what could happen if you two had a child and can't even imagine what he would do knowing that he was the one who did this to you :3

- Physically, what he likes most about you are your eyes. And his favorite part of himself is his wings, even after the fall, it still reminds him of what he really is. Jimmy isn't exactly... Him. He's just a vessel. It wouldn't make much sense for him to choose some part of his body as his favorite.

- You collect his feathers when he's moulting (I love comparing angel wings to bird wings! Sorry...)

- besides tasting molecules, He can literally SEE them... Or at least some of them...

NSFW!

- PRAISE AND DEGRADATION KINK. It depends on the day, although at first if you degraded him he wouldn't understand why you would be doing that... But praise him and this angel will be on his knees for you.

- He's more into slow and sensual sex.

- He doesn't sweat at all, not in the intercourse or out of it. (This is canon actually)

- Something between 7/8 inches, specifically 18/19cm, a bit thick - (Misha messed with my head when said he has 9 inches, so hmm)

- He definitely doesn't shave, just let it grow and wouldn't mind if you didn't shave it too. He is an angel, he saw everything from the beginning, including Eve and Adam. There were no razors at that time.

- LOVES oral sex, give him a blowjob and he would be a pathetic whiny mess. However, he doesn't really like to GIVE bc of the taste of the molecules. (Human Cas would LOVE to taste you tho ;))

- As I said before, his wings are sensitive, he LOVES it when you stroke them when you 2 are having sex, even if it makes him a bit overwhelmed and quite Desesperate

- Usually a dom. He followed rules his whole life, let our little angel have a little control <3 But of course on his first time he would like you to tell him what to do, but over time he would become more confident and you are fucked.

- LET HIM USE HIS GRACE ON(in) YOU. Pin you against the bed, you can't even move properly as he fucks you w his grace, looking into your eyes with a little smirk on his face.

- As an angel, he has much more stamina than you, so you would only stop when you are tired. For him, you 2 could do this all night.

- MY BOY IS A VOYEUR! I'm sure he's watched you touch yourself and stuff when he were invisible, but never had the courage to jerk off to it tho

- He will look you in the eye almost all the time, he just can't help it.

- ALWAYS checking on you, asking if what he's doing is okay (especially the first few times you did this), he doesn't want to hurt you... :(

- Call him a good angel/boy when you're jerking him off and that you're proud of him when he finish, he'll fucking MELT.

- He'll get confused if you say “Oh my God”... Why are you moaning his father's name when he's the one fucking you? (HELP)

There are a lot of nsfw hcs I'm genuinely scared of myself, sorry 😭 I used practically all my headcanons in this post, there probably won't be a pt 2, be glad, mwah mwah mwah

Look at his Dom look HELPP

[searsage]

What would your thoughts be on a role reverse AU, where humans are the ascendant species and Robin’s the one stuck in the containment cube? I feel like you’d have some thoughts :3c

(sorry my dumbass clicked unfollow instead of ask)

I think I've seen some neat reverse au ideas floating around and i think there is a actually a fic or two about it being the other way around one ao3!

Id definitly check em out!

As for me i have considered it before tho id still have Al-an an architect and Robin a human lol hear me out.

Like the precursors were successful in curing khaara but not before the bacteria managed to make it to sol's solar system, that being the case it was discovered by Alterra and brought back to earth in hopes of weaponized.

This of course was a complete mistake, as they could not control it and the bacteria predictably goes apeshit, infecting everything on earth.

Over the years many attempts to combat the bacterium fails and pretty much all is doomed when the last attempt at a vaccine fails.

Amidst this Sam a scientist once attempted to make a cure but her efforts were in vain, then turned her sights to another frontier, instead turning her talents to creating a way for man to outlive the virus by attempting to flee into stasis, new and a unstable technology but inarguably their last hope.

Yet due to the unauthorized use of materials and lack of time and general lack of support from her peers past her sibling, her creation mostly successful efforts goe unappreaciated and noticed by the wrong person.

Sam contracts khaara, infected by a jealous scientist who planned on stealing credit for her work. Buuuut before dying she managed to trick Robin into a stasis machine hidden in the lab.

Freezing her mind and body in a unstable but lucid like sleep within a cryopod

After it is implied Sam's work was stolen and the fualty prototype rebranded but as a cheap faulty series as they never fully understood Sams backwards blueprints and never discovered the self sufficient staisis machine.

This of course leads to humanity's extinction, the stasis machine failing.

Loooong time later precursors are asigned to Sol to clean up the pieces left behind by the bacteria, when Al-an comes to earth he finds a barren and alien planet, stuggling to recover, khaara has died out mostly but decontamination efforts were still required which is what lands a curious Al-an to explore the ruins of the long extinct species.

Noticing a odd energy pulse he diverges from his intended duties and tracks the tether until he ends up discovering the faulty stasis cryopad in a long destroyed laboratory.

And Robin still dreaming in the pod, but like her bodies heavily damaged from khaara and time breaching the tank.

Of course his reckless curiosity leads him to accidentally disrupting the power/breaking the tank by accident, and realizes the human's body starts rapidly deteriorating.

Without though shrimp boy ends up using alien technology to yank her mind into the his vessel with him.

Unaware that the disgruntled researcher was very much awake and very displeased, as for her one moment she was watching her dying sister scramble to hide blueprints, alterra agents tearing apart her lab, then a alien abducting her!.

In general i like to think Robin would be the one with the pessimistic outlook and internalized trauma, Al-an would likely be vary unprepared to deal with the boarderline suicidal and cynical head voice..

I like to think it would be a nice hurt comfort fic, with alot of inner healing and not only coming to terms with how ugly the world could be event at the end of it! But also learning to retrust people after the betrayal that murdered her sister!

I also want to note while the option to give Robin a body is plausible Al-An outright refuses until long later to offer her one as she has shown signs that she may be a danger to he's self.

Lots of slow steps and self indulgent fluff and validation because i live on that shit…but yeah that was it lol xD

[beardedhandstoadshark]

no more distractions, only boss time

oh man that is not ominous at all nope

EGG (and the shadiest resting place of all time. I don‘t like the sounds of breathing in the background either)

Oh hey it’s a normal bench. Cool. Also apparently we are 96% complete. I‘m missing a single mask and vessel piece, are those the other 4?

SLDDKSLF the violin crescendo-ing in anticipation. Oh man, this is it huh. Okay, here we go

I t i s l o o k i n g a t m e

there‘s more tones joining the violin, all higher than the last to end in a crescendo of dreadful anticipation. Oh man that is some excellent auditory design right there

Yup. There it is.

NO HOLD UP WHY IS THAT PAL DOING THE SHAW, IT’S DOING HORNETS MOVE

Are they actually actually related am I killing her parent or sibling or smth is that why she both still looks exactly like it and is hanging out here cuz the whole place got sealed by her family

the music change in phase three is cool too, really somber. Befitting of an end, really.

…Ah. I was wondering what the weird repeating squish sound was. That…that explains it. God and the actual attacks are slower too now. That‘s just…that’s all so messed up.

(I wonder, did they tell it this would happen? Did it know, that it was only a matter of time? That it‘d always have to end this way?)

You can‘t dreamnail it either, btw - it‘s just getting blocked. I got the upgrade, so maybe it needs the full 2400 power; or perhaps those dreams have long since been sealed away?

Three phases and that was it. And finally using the focus for what it was most likely intended for, all along.

Guess my first assumption of playing as the Hollow Knight isn‘t so far off now after all, is it?

"Congratulations- Good job on accomplishing this heroic task“ it was a task for sure. But heroic? No, no i don‘t think so. Not the way things are. Not the way Hallownest is and will continue to be. Not the way the cycle is bound to go on.

Really tho this is a VERY good game, the gameplay is on point and so are the level design, sound, presentation, etc. It was very fun to come up with theories and seeing them turn true or false- and props in that regard for setting clues and allusions up in a way that lets you actually come up with said theories and guesses in the first place, without feeling like it was super convoluted or totally obvious at the same time. That‘s quite a feat too. This was the normal ending as far as I‘m aware, so there‘s definitely some extra context/lore/story to be had, and I‘m gonna get those too. So, sorry to anyone who thought the hollow knight tag was free of spamming, it‘ll most likely be a while still.

I can see why people are waiting for Silksong so badly.

As it stands, I completed this game with 96%, in 46h 17m 24s. Yep, definitely those missing shards.

HARDCODE MODE akslflslfls and they’re making you speedrun this mode too yea no I‘m never gonna 100% achievements wow oof

the background changed and its basically a beating heart I do still wonder if getting another ending might shed some light (hah) on why the syrup juice sickness corruption etc has a synced heart beat. This isn‘t the first time it had one. Hm.

[11queensupreme11]

OMG OKAY OKAY SO I HAD A “WHAT IF” MOMENT FOR SOME TIME NOW AND I COULDN’T KEEP IT IN ANYMORE I JUST NEED TO LAY IT OUT ON YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU’D THINK ABOUT IT.

Here goes:

So what if, by some inconvenient (and also unlucky) situation, Hime ends up being the one to eat one of Sukuna’s fingers instead of Yuji? (Dw Yuji would still get enrolled to Jujutsu High cuz he’d be recognized and recommended by Megumi for his freakishly immense strength and agility. I can also see Yuji getting enrolled even when he wouldn’t have Sukuna with him since Kenjaku did say that Yuji being Sukuna’s vessel wasn’t his main purpose).

Like Hime would be in a very extreme fight against an unregistered curse on her own and she’d be severely wounded from the battle (this would happen early on in the story where she was still weak cuz of Gojo’s ‘lessons’) and she’d have no choice but to swallow (😏) one of Sukuna’s fingers to hope that it’ll give her a boost. I can see Hime using one of Sukuna’s fingers (😏) in that situation because she’d be dead either way: either she first gets killed by the curse she’s trying to exercise or she gets killed by the finger. That’s why she’d have no choice but to hope for the best once she takes the finger. But I actually believe that in that situation, she won’t die from swallowing the finger. With Yuji, it was obvious why he didn’t die since he was literally made to be a vessel for Sukuna. The reason why Hime would come out fine after swallowing a finger too would be because of the linked bond that Sukuna put on her soul. Like you said in chapter 3 of Bloodflood, she can’t die because Sukuna decreed it.

Therefore, once she eats the finger, Sukuna would possess her body without realizing he was possessing her body. At first, Sukuna would think that he possessed the body of some random woman because he’d realize that the anatomy of the body felt lighter and curvier than a man’s (not to mention the tits lol).

This would confuse the hell out of him but once he realizes that he overtook the body of not just some random woman, but Shisui’s reincarnated body, how would Sukuna react?? And how would Hime and Sukuna share a body exactly?? Also how would Gojo and the rest of the other yanderes react?? How would YUTA react especially cuz he and Hime were technically in a loving relationship at that time.

Oh yeah and whenever Hime sleeps and gets brought into Sukuna’s domain, he’ll obviously have her looks right? Just like how he looked like Yuji when he possessed him, he’ll look like Hime since he’d possess her body in this ‘what if’. The only thing that’ll stick out, would be that he’ll still have his cursed tattoos and his voice (just like in Yuji’s situation).

(PLEASE I can just imagine Sukuna cackling at the idea that Hime has to swallow his fingers now-)

I’m sorry I’ve just been giggling at this ‘what if’ situation for so long and I just had to share it with you cuz I couldn’t take it anymore 😩😩

oh bro sukuna would have the time of his LIFE

you best believe this disgusting mf will be feeling up his new body when he's alone in the domain 💀

but on a sweeter note! all the psychological abuse and torture he put yuji through in the canon storyline? never gonna happen here! he may be her inner demon, but he'll be SO much nicer to her. he's more like a guardian demon tbh 😭 he won't ever be cruel to her, just tease and mock her a little, but never the cruelty poor yuji went through

and you know how he killed yuji in the domain in order to get him to agree to the binding vow? not happening here either! the deal would be something along the lines of "you can take over my body ONLY if i'm in danger and it'll only be to protect me" and he will happily agree (gotta keep wifey safe you know?). a much sweeter deal if you ask me (rip yuji again)

gojo would get a fucking HEART ATTACK tho and sukuna's gonna be soooo smug about it. also, now that sukuna's literally attached to her 24/7, she will not only become stronger at a faster rate than in tsunami, but she'll also realize the truth of what happened 1000 years ago faster too. this is what gojo fears the most, but too bad so sad! 😘

as for yuta... hehe 😈 literally the SAME NIGHT sukuna takes over her body, when she returns to her room he's gonna immediately realize there's a camera in her lamp and be like "melons, who tf put a camera in ur lamp 👿" and she'll be like "huh??" and then she'll check and see that he was right and realize that yuta put it in there and... yeah. you get the gist. the yuta x mizuhime ship was single-handedly destroyed by sukuna and he didn't even do it on purpose 💀 but oh well!

in the end, sukuna obviously can't stay in her body forever. as much as he adores it, he needs to separate and find a new body to take over so he could return to his original form and have his way with her.

anyway, things would definitely go better if sukuna ended up possessing mizuhime instead. not only will she be treated better than yuji, but she'll open her eyes to the abuse around her and be able to actually escape it with sukuna's help.

unlike... you know.... yuji.... rip to him again 💀

[chthonicgodling]

~*Seph's Daughters*~

first - next - last

cranking out Melinoe content as the one person who knew abt her before Had2 comes out - JOAKS,, anyway fr do you too forget all the time that Maci and Meli are half sisters bc OOPS!! though of course Meli's since been adopted by Euriales so -

weeelll for the uninformed, since i dont talk about Meli much here (anymore ah), lets delve into a very long recap<333 for you new people but also for you old people for funsiess – ahem! underr the cut! This is a massive lore dump!!!

FIRST: Melinoe! version: BLANK.  the backstory – 2,000 years ago, she was born the daughter of persephone and ZEUS, who saw an awful "opportunity" when the Underworld royal family was in turmoil immediately following the thanatos debacle and seized it :(( Melinoe was born with two physical souls inside of her, one of them the embodiment of all good and the other the incarnation of all evil, prophesied by Fate to lean one way or the other but ONLY one at a time depending on how she was treated

Her “family”… fuckin ignored this and proceeded to neglect and ignore her for eight solid years – mostly Hades but YES also Maci who 1) is not always the best person im sorry you had to find out this way fjfhfhg but also 2) was heavily influenced by Hades who was manipulating the fuck out of her too so idk I guess she cant fully be blamed??? She certainly should be tho cmonn. The Blank Early Melinoe, while the dual souls inside of her each waited to seize control of her vessel, did not speak (actually fun gross fact whenever she’s Blank shes got no physical tongue fhfhg), or sleep or really do anything, just quietly haunted the palace. Her aura was split down the middle black and white! and then!

SECOND: iiits OrigiMel! version: EVIL. “origiMel” is not a real name first of all its just Melinoe but she is considered the ORIGINALL incarnation of Melinoe hence the OoC nickname to differentiate, by age 8 the evil side of her had had enough and wrested control of the physical vessel and assumed her role as Goddess of Ghosts, Most Evil Creature In the Universe and thus began a reign of terror that would continue for two fuckin millenia. Her aura turning black. She murdered lots and lots of mortals and has done SO many awful things! Shed also hypnotize their ghosts of mortals she killed to serve her as endless slaves and playthings forever. Bc she reached her full powers so goddamn early thanks to Hades and Seph an Maci treating her like shit, Melinoe is forever 8 years old (out of universe this is. Because when I created her 15 years ago I was fucking obsessed with the ring that’s literally it. Self callout ig whatever lmfao) but was theeee most physically powerful being in the entire underworld.

Eventually due to her persistent hatred for Maci and family she focused all of her evil energies on the mortal Maci was DATING 2,000 years later – this of course was Tory – and she terrorized HIM specifically in some really really awful ways, before they got together, AFTER they got together – shes actually a huge part of Maci and Tory's story as their main villain forget about fuckin Thanatos,,, well this all culminated in the absolute last straw when she murdered Tory’s mother :((( in,, front of him,,, , eventually the Elysium gang figured out that by erasing her memories, they could reset her Blank again and give the good half of her a chance to take over, so after she was captured following that murder, Epi and Maci and Tory and Lethe forcibly erased OrigiMel's memory which turned her Blank indeed and then-

THIRD: finally, Meli! version: GOOD. That’s exactly what happened! When OrigiMel’s memory was erased, she was taken in by Epi and Eury (before they had other children, she was their first ,,) who adopted her as their own and cared for her lovingly, eventually the good half of her seized control. This is the Meli of today! She is sweet and kind and compassionate, still eternally eight years old, she has a family who she loves and so many siblings (including Ty and Bel who are her BABY BROTHERS no matter how old they get!), she loves to draw and hang out with her best friends whomst are all ghost children fggkgkh.,, The first thing she did as new Meli was cut her hair.

Meli’s aura glows white – WITH PATCHES OUT OF IT, becauuuse well oh god it’s a very long story but years later the evil half of her briefly escaped and umm killed Epi and eury’s first bio baby Melanie, before she was immortal in utero, tearing her soul to shreds as goddess of ghosts and uh. Aahh. Meli found all the pieces and glued them back together using parts of her own aura :’))) Melanie’s soul was reincarnated into Ty and Bel hence why they’re one split into two!!! Anyway as for Maci and Meli – i guess tbh they never really formed any sort of formal sisterly relationship since Seph's so disowned her and Meli is so completely Epi and Eury’s daughter, but Maci does love her and uh. Is super embarrassed and regretful of allowing all that to happen so. Happily ever after now!

Aaaaand that’s it weeooo. Anyway enjoy these three pictures rffjghjgjhkgggjkfgj i didnt need to write all that if you made it to the end. hi. thanks.

[nebulouscoffee]

Hey! I'm really sorry that life has been so rough lately, I'm keeping you in my thoughts 🙏 here are some things I'd love to hear your thoughts about, & feel free to make it as long & detailed as you want! 1/your favourite piece of Bajoran worldbuilding (from the show or from a fic you've read or from your own headcanons - you decide!); 2/your favourite type of alien clothing on any star trek (or single favourite alien outfit) & why you like it; 3/what your concept for Ben & Kasidy's child is: who they are, who they grow up to be, etc.; & finally, 4/your opinions about the clock Ben builds in "Dramatis personae". Here you go! Take care <3

... this is so incredibly sweet, thank you😭😭 I really truly appreciate it, as well as all of these Very interesting questions❤️❤️

Ahhh it's hard to pick, I love so much about Bajoran worldbuilding! First of all the non-linearity of their religion is SO COOL & mind-blowing to think about, & I really love the way it- by its very nature- allows you to re-contextualise so much of the show's lore. Like- is Joseph Sisko written into ancient Bajoran prophecies thanks to his non-linear affair with a Prophet?? Do those prophecies inform or influence traditional archetypes of love in Bajoran culture?? Did Kira grow up learning about an archetype of corporeal love based entirely on Joseph Sisko, the father of an alien man who would decades later become her boss??? I don't know!! But I can write fic about it!!! (And then not post it!!!🙈😂) I do headcanon that dominant Bajoran cultures all have strong archetypical figures, it just makes sense to me given their caste system & that "three brothers" story Kira tells Ben & just how much emphasis they as people place on roles and duty and their place in the world (and on their world). I also love the recurring theme that they greatly value (and like, listen to) their planet. They talk about Bajor like it's a living organism, one big ecosystem they are all a part of, and whenever there are floods, famines, earthquakes, etc, they pay attention, as if its a bug in the immune system- such an interesting contrast to Cardassia, where they plundered their own resources & then came for others. There's this whole collective spiritual (rather than strictly political or social) connectivity that I find very fascinating- something about Kira thinking of herself as simply an empty "vessel" to the powers that safeguard her planet & connect her to her fellow Bajorans. It makes me wonder about their large diaspora, & the sort of pain Bajorans like Ro may carry around over that forced separation. Oh, and that they have Fire Caves. Like those Fire Caves were really just hanging around the whole time huh. Also that Proper hasperat is apparently supposed to be made with a brine so strong your eyes water. So that's five things!

2. Garak's Watermelon Suit.

3.

Lol jk. Garak does have some fire 'fits tho (that red and black tunic with the embroidery? A Look🙌) Anyway,

2. I also think Lenara's purple formal dress was really pretty! And most of Quark's outfits are killer tbh. The detail!

Kira's dress from 'Fascination' was fun- and I like both Winn Adami costumes a lot, the vedek robes with the opera house hat & also the golden kai robes. Again, there's a lot of cool details (esp with that elliptical Bajoran symbol & patterned fabric which the 90s quality completely nukes.) Oh, and speaking of hats- all of Guinan's hats are iconic, and Jadzia's Klingon wedding dress was pretty cool too. Basically I am terrible at choosing things; I just now remembered Spock's Goth Chic robe from TMP and that reminded me SNW has been doing some really cool things with T'Pring's wardrobe-

3. The siskasidy baby!!! I have named this baby so many different things in post-canon fics lol, everything from Jennifer to Sarah to Jadzia ("Jazzy", or "Jazz" for short- I think this is my favourite, given how Avery Brooks seems to be irl about jazz.) I don't think I have any real headcanons about who they grow up to be (I'd love to hear any ideas you may have!) but I did come to terms with Ben missing out on their first year(s?) by imagining he sort of spiritually shares consciousness with several Bajorans over that time period (very much consensually, like this is an experience that allows these Bajorans to walk with the Prophets for a time & also enriches Ben's- and the Prophets'- understanding of Bajoran life) and these Bajorans befriend Kasidy & look out for her and the baby <3

4. Lmaooo I have SO many feelings about this clock. Like WHY did he build a CLOCK. *frantic strings across conspiracy board* I know, I know, the writers were probably just going for something random at the time, it was, at heart, a goofysilly s1 episode that easily could've been on TNG or VOY- but it really does become sort of mind-blowing when you consider it in the grander scheme of Ben's arc. Plus- they kept it in his office throughout the series!! They put it in JAKE'S HOME in the alternate 'Visitor' timeline!! I do think that episode implies their weird behaviours also came from somewhere within them (that's how I like to explain Kira Your-taste-in-men-frightens-me Nerys flirting with Weird Aliens Odo & Dax anyway😂), so I like to think Ben just has this deep ponderance of time & temporality just like. Sitting within him somewhere. The clock was actually from an ancient Gamma Quadrant civilisation whose memories possessed them all, but I still feel like that last shot where Ben sets off the timepiece he (for some reason) built from scratch and lets it tick was Symbolic somehow. Like- this man is part-Prophet!! He was conceived non-linearly his birth was arranged he was always meant to discover the Celestial Temple aka the path to- you guessed it- the Gamma Quadrant!! Something something Events Set In Motion

[pesterloglog]

Kanaya Maryam, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 7777-7782

KANAYA: Thank You

ROXY: no problem!

KANAYA: I Didnt Think

KANAYA: It Would Be This Easy

KANAYA: I Mean

KANAYA: Not That It Was Easy For You By The Sound Of It

KANAYA: What I Mean Is I Thought It Was Going To Involve An Arduous And Lengthy Process For Myself To Undertake In Order To Figure Out How It Was Even Possible To Reconstruct The Orb Let Alone Actually Do It

ROXY: nah

KANAYA: Nah?

ROXY: nope!

KANAYA: So Instead Of All That

KANAYA: Its Just

KANAYA: Handed To Me

KANAYA: Like A Nice Present

ROXY: yes

KANAYA: I Dont Know What To Say

KANAYA: This Changes So Much

KANAYA: About Everything I Thought I Had To Do

ROXY: does it?

ROXY: the way i see it is you shouldnt have needed to worry about makin the thing

ROXY: i think it will be challenging enough like...

ROXY: hatching it??

ROXY: and tending to all the stuff that comes next

ROXY: isnt that basically being responsible for the preservation of an entire race of people?

ROXY: like not even a simple kinda people that all go about havin their own babies by themselves n such

ROXY: u have to set up and deal with this huge creature that does it all herself right?

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: Thats How It Works

KANAYA: And Yes That Will Be

KANAYA: Probably Very Challenging

ROXY: yeah so just focus on that!

ROXY: im sure you will have help if you need it

ROXY: i mean... after all this shit is over obviously

ROXY: hey speaking of which

ROXY: howd it go here? did you do the thing?

KANAYA: Yes I Think We Did The Thing

KANAYA: Our Frog Should Be Good To Go

ROXY: we?

ROXY: oh yeah karkat came too didnt he

ROXY: where did he go?

KANAYA: Oh

KANAYA: He Um

KANAYA: Hes Still In The Cave

KANAYA: Uh

KANAYA: Meditating

ROXY: meditating huh

KANAYA:

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: It Was A Very Spiritually Uplifting Encounter With The Denizen

KANAYA: It Really Uh

KANAYA: Blitzed Our Chakras

KANAYA: He Needs Some Time To Clear His Head

ROXY: heheh ok

ROXY: so you are roses girlfriend right?

KANAYA: I Dont Know

KANAYA: Is That What Humans Call A Matesprit When The Matesprit Is A Girl

ROXY: umm

ROXY: i dunno

ROXY: is a matesprit the thing trolls call each other when they are girlfriends or boyfriends with each other?

KANAYA: Yes

ROXY: ah ha!

ROXY: then uh

ROXY: the answer is yes?

KANAYA: Yes

ROXY: lmao

ROXY: ok it was kind of obvious i was just makin sure

ROXY: anyway thats cool!

ROXY: did you meet on ur fancy meteor vessel

KANAYA: In Person We Met There Yes

KANAYA: Originally We First Spoke While She Was Still In Her Session

KANAYA: I Assisted Somewhat

KANAYA: But I Think I Bugged Her Mostly

KANAYA: That Seems Like A Lifetime Ago Now

ROXY: so i guess you mustve gotten to know each other a lot better during the trip

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: We Had

KANAYA: A Lot Of Free Time

ROXY: i bet :)

ROXY: man... three years was it?

ROXY: thats crazy!

ROXY: for a whole bunch of people who only just met including humans AND aliens

ROXY: or i mean trolls whoops sorry if thats rude

KANAYA: We Call Each Other Aliens All The Time

ROXY: haha

ROXY: but then you all IMMEDIATELY have to hunker down together for three years

KANAYA: That Is Very Much What Happened And What We Had To Do

ROXY: it sounds fun!

ROXY: kinda wish i could have been there

ROXY: i guess i had my own less long stint with people in my session

ROXY: only like half a year tho

ROXY: which was cool in its own way but it wasnt nearly as... social as your scene sounded?

KANAYA: It Was Pretty Social Yes

KANAYA: But We Also Had Little Groups Who Generally Convened With Each Other More Often Than The Entire Ensemble Crowded Together For A Singular Noisy Affair

KANAYA: Such Events Were Pretty Rare So Maybe Not As Social As You Are Picturing

KANAYA: In Fact It Was Quite A Subdued Situation Compared To The Crowd I Was Formerly Accustomed To Congregating With

KANAYA: There Were Twelve Of Us Back Then

ROXY: yeah WOW!!!

ROXY: i remember hearing about that from a friend

ROXY: who...

ROXY: never even existed from this frame of reference :(

ROXY: i guess thats another weird thing about my lil sojourn to get to this point...

ROXY: it is all made of memories now that didnt even happen for other people

KANAYA: That Does Sound Like A Lonely Predicament In Its Own Particular Way

KANAYA: A Sort Of Sacrifice Youve Had To Make Yes

ROXY: yeah

KANAYA: Sacrifice Abounds It Would Seem

KANAYA: I Dont Know Of Anyone Presently Alive Who Hasnt Had To Trade Something Very Important To Them In Exchange For Continuing To Be A Material Seeker In This Endeavor

KANAYA: You Were Forced To Trade Something Too But In Return Youve Been Able To Do Something

KANAYA: Something So Wonderful That

KANAYA: I Guess Im Judging Your Accomplishment From An Especially Personal Vantage

KANAYA: But No Matter What Else You Have Been Through

KANAYA: I Believe You Can Say Youve Done Something As Important As Anyone Could Ever Hope To Do

ROXY: aw yeas 8)

ROXY: i hope so!

ROXY: i really hope it all works out and you make a super successful trollworld 2

KANAYA: Yeah

KANAYA: I Want It To Be A Good Place

KANAYA: Not So Much Like Where Im From

KANAYA: It All Sounds

KANAYA: Really Daunting Actually

KANAYA: Not Even Just The Propagation Of My Kind But Managing To Do It Responsibly

KANAYA: Just Causing Millions Of Beings To Exist For The Sake Of Doing So

KANAYA: And Dismissing Responsibility For What Sort Of People They Become

KANAYA: That Isnt Good Enough For Me

KANAYA: I Think Echidna Was Right

KANAYA: Ill Need Him

ROXY: who

KANAYA: Oh

KANAYA: Nobody

KANAYA: Lets Say It Was A Figure Of Speech

KANAYA: Ill Need Everyone

KANAYA: Whoever Is Good And Wishes To Have A Hand In The Way Our World Is Shaped

ROXY: count me in! :D

KANAYA: I Will

KANAYA: But

KANAYA: As Of The Immediate Point In Time

KANAYA: I Dont Know What To Do Anymore

ROXY: hm??

KANAYA: Before You Came

KANAYA: I Was On My Way To Join You And Rose And John

KANAYA: Feeling Quite Sure I Was About To Get Ready To Fight

KANAYA: But Then You Gave Me This

KANAYA: And Now Im Unsure Of Everything To Which I Just Imminently Committed Myself

ROXY: how so

KANAYA: I Want To Help Us Win

KANAYA: But I Also Have A Lot Of Responsibility Now

KANAYA: In A Way That Is Much More Tangible And Also Spiky And Round And Sharp Than Just A Few Minutes Ago

KANAYA: And I Feel I Have To Consider Risk To Myself Is Now Also The Same As Risk To The Future Of My People

KANAYA: Does That Make Sense

ROXY: ooh i see

ROXY: yeah!

ROXY: it is like.....

ROXY: like say a mother wolf being all ready to stand up to some other asshole of nature

ROXY: like a nasty bear

ROXY: and shes ready to fight and all but also shes got to think about what happens to her pups if she gets hurt yeah?

KANAYA: Something Like That

KANAYA: Except Id Relate More To An Analogy That Didnt Involve Weird Alien Creatures

ROXY: oh sure

ROXY: just imagine instead of a wolf its like

ROXY: a mother uhhhh

ROXY: help me out here

KANAYA: Musclebeast

ROXY: a beautiful mother musclebeast

ROXY: and instead of a bear

ROXY: its um

ROXY: a metroid

KANAYA: Lets Say Good Enough

ROXY: damn straight

ROXY: be fuckin fight of the year right there

ROXY: but yes that concern is completely understandable

ROXY: you dont gotta fight if you dont want!

ROXY: but im sure we could really use the help

KANAYA: Would I Actually Be Of Much Use

ROXY: i think so!

ROXY: id look at it this way

ROXY: none of this next gen troll stuff is even going to matter if we dont win this fight

ROXY: so we have to prioritize beating all these goddamn villains

ROXY: specially the witch!

ROXY: any extra edge is going to help

ROXY: and tho i admit i dont know much about you i am feeling prrrettyyy confident in my assessment that u are probably some sort of sick deadly bitch

KANAYA: Who Told You My Secret

ROXY: i knews it ;)

ROXY: in fact i would BET

ROXY: that you could USE your concern for all ur future space pups to be WAY extra deadlier in this fray

ROXY: maybe youd make the whole difference??

ROXY: the point is we need you now just as much as anyone in the future will

ROXY: and we are ALL riskin stuff and ALL in this together and if youre with me and rose and john, dont worry we aint gonna let anything happen to you

ROXY: i promise!!!!!

KANAYA: Dang

ROXY: dang?

KANAYA: That Was Really Motivational And I Feel Very Inspired Now

ROXY: for real?!

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: A Little Corny But Definitely Genuine And Moving

KANAYA: And Now Im Suddenly Psyched Again To Go Dunk A Narcissistic Fish Woman Into A Sea Dumpster

ROXY: FUCK YES

KANAYA: Not To Project Myself As Someone Fickle Or Lightly Swayed On Big Decisions

KANAYA: Maybe It Was Just A Roughly Thirty Second Spell Of Cold Feet And I Just Snapped Out Of It I Dont Know

KANAYA: But You Really Do Seem To Have A Way With Motivational Words

KANAYA: You Must Be A Natural Leader

KANAYA: I Think Your Group Was Lucky To Have You

ROXY: me?? nuhhh

ROXY: im not naturally good at that at all

ROXY: i mostly just yelled at my friends cause they were such a gaggle of frustrating bozos

ROXY: i guess im just feeling way inspired by the fact everyone is here together and we are all about to try and do something huge and important

ROXY: ive also watched john in action a bit and he is VERY good at that stuff

ROXY: hes actually so good at being inspiring hes inspired me to try and be... more inspiring? that sounds dumb as hell but is true as shit

ROXY: i also love how hes got NO IDEA how good he is at leadery stuff, its

ROXY: it

ROXY: it is so inspirationally friggin adorable

KANAYA: :)

KANAYA: Shall We Go Then

ROXY: we hella shall

[sayakxmi]

[Magi reread] Night 24: Dungeon Capturer

: ' )

Huh. Weird. I wonder what does it mean.

Darn, you ain't even pretending anymore. Also, fuck you.

Mhm.

LMAO, wreck his shit, girl

Oh no. How sad.

Mhmmmm (also, yeah, I guess she was promoted recently.)

Heh. Lmao.

>:)

Household Vessel :)

She looks really cool there.

SICK

Also sick.

I kinda wanted to get these screens first before talking about it, but in general, this is the first time we get to see what a Dungeon Conqueror can realy do with their vessel. Not to mention the Household Vessel that we also know nothing about. In the anime Hakuei goes into full-body djinn equip, which, tbh, makes her look kinda bad in the end. I get the idea, but still. The fact that she's about to lose... And in the anime she was in the goddamn djinn equip... It looks neither good for her nor for the djinn equips in general, even if we later find out that power can literally make a hole through a mountain.

Ok, actually, how much magoi do these two have? You get the impression that it wasn't that long, for the guy whose name I forgot sorry especially. I can sort of imagine Hakuei, cuz she actually summoned Paimon-shaped tornado, so that was big, but still. It feels like she doesn't have all that much of it.

Well, shit.

I hate to say it, but he kind of has a point. Like, Hakuei, plz. They really didn't make her look too good in this arc. Idealistic, but not very strong... about to get saved by a blue-haired kid with a magic flute... that sounds familiar, actually.

I kind of wish she'd met Alibaba, I wonder what would have happened.

Bitch

Oof. But, man, I forgot how violent it was. Tho, to be fair, I also didn't remember how violent the Dungeon Arc got, so it's just me not remembering it all. But I feel like this arc even moreso.

Yea, that's kinda bad.

THERE'S THAT BITCH (I love him). Honestly, kinda wild when you think about it, both Hakuei and Hakuryuu are trying to protect each other in any ways they can. I honestly really like that about the Ren Family in general. They're, aside from Hakuryuu, duh, fiercely loyal to each other. Well, their siblings/cousins I mean. But still, I like that about them.

Also, man, now I'm lowkey thinking that guy Ryosai I think. Man, dude. You have no fucking idea. You fucking moron. If you killed Hakuei, you would have ended up very, very badly. With the entire fam, tbh, but Hakuryuu especially. He's nuts, and he's about to fuck shit up so badly. You really thought you stood a chance against this guy. Killing Hakuei would've been a deathwish. You have no fucking idea, man.

Don't try to harm the other siblings. It's a berserk button.

Told ya!

But...

It's not one.

This is a very serious moment, but it's kinda hilarious, too.

Get wrecked, bitch.

[aizoushibasaki]

writing out my thoughts on an astronomer/mermaid 0222 au (refer to my insane pepe silva sky/sea symbolism bullshit)

this is just stream of consciousness into the keyboard tbh it's just getting too long to fit on my google slide LMFAO

class a (the big 5) r on a marine research vessel looking for the reason why boats keep getting fucked up in this area despite no known dangerous organisms documented there (but th class e mermaids r there just hidden). gakuhou prob knows theres smth fishy (pun not intended) going on & is sending them on a wild goose chase ig. gakuhou is fully intending sinister bullshit but the big 5 dont rly know the whole of whats going on but they are still assholes.

mae is astronomer who got to tag along for plot reasons but hes focusing on the stars in the region where theyre sailing around instead of the water. mae is prob mistreated on the vessel cuz he got on it thru connections or watever & they dont Ljke him so they like fuck with his research n whatnot cuz it disrupts their own. idk. like they prob throw his files into the water and r like oops haha lol accident sorgy. (not accident not sorry).

umm well i cant decide if this instance would be like the big 5 throwing something off or class e trying to fuck up the boat (to keep ppl away from their home obviously cuz they dont wanna be discovered!!!) but mae falls off and iso saves him (typical mermaid au bullshit) but like mae only sees a flash of isos torso before he swims off OBVIOUSLY cus theyre NOT SUPPOSED TO LET PPL KNOW THEYRE THERE LOL but iso prob saved mae cuz he saw that mae wasnt one of the big 5. like he saw mae was getting mistreated n whatnot n couldnt let mae also be a victim.

regardless of whether it's just mae who falls overboard or if all of them fall their boat isnt fully destroyed and is fine to operate so theyre still there but now mae at least knows theres like. a person or something !?! so he starts to get more interested in the water along with the stars which makes the big 5 Suspicious 🤨 but they dont know the whole story either. then for plot related reasons they finally capture someThing (someOne) (it's Iso) in like some net or some shit n since mae is more interested in the sea now he ends up being the one closest to it n he sees iso there n they look at each other and mae is like Holy shit its that beautiful beast who saved me earlier. and he also has a fucking beautiful koi tail what the fuck. and isos like Hey man whats up lol im kind of in a pickle here. n even tho mae is like awestruck by this beautiful person (?) infront of him n he has so many questions he also knows the big 5 r gonna come asap so he makes the split second decision to fuck up the net on purpose so iso can escape n iso stays around in the water long enough to hear that mae takes the heat for it so that further enforces in isos mind that mae can be trusted u know what i mean.

i dont have any specific plot related ideas beyond this YET but i needed to get it all out before i died, badly. thanks.

[anarchyincarnate]

this is a sagau ask. But us trying to send them signals that we wanna have seggs with them but they're to happy that were paying attention to them to notice. So we got so frustrated we just yelled cant you tell i wanna fuck you!!!!!!

Oh god, this has Ayato written all over it, I'm sorry-

A/N: sorry if it's not to your liking- this turned into more of teaching Ayato about sex lmao-

C/W; Virgin!Ayato, fingering, anal, Semi public sex [Yahiro comission office], Ooc!Ayato [?], sub! characters, praise kink. mentions of creator having long hair.

It's canon that Ayato has so much on his plate since he took over his father's position after his passing, so I doubt he had a lot of time for himself, and to even entertain the idea of sex.

AMAB! Reader

Pronouns: He/They

Spoilers for Irodori Festival!

Fic under the cut!

Ah, the Yashiro Commissioner.

A man of prestige and smooth talk that have swoon many. Like everyone in Inazuma, he has worshipped the Creator of all throughout his childhood to adulthood.

He fantasized about meeting them since he was a young boy, his father often indulge him in stories of Creator. When Ayaka didn't come home from her duties, he became worried sick.

She returned a few days later [because time dilation]. He asked her where she had been, and she responded with, "I was quite busy with the traveler, Mondstadt's Grand master and a young water swordsman. We fought many enemies, tho we did hear some mumbled curses when we were fighting the Nobushi, as traveler called them."

Ayato sighed in relief, he has heard tales of people going missing, only to return a few days or even months later stronger than before. An old inazuman poet described it as a wonderful experience, getting to partake in travel freely, seeing magnificent views, and so much more.

And he believed Ayaka was chosen as a Vessel for them to use. He watched the night sky with her once, stars light up the dull area. He witnessed many shooting stars that very night, ranging in color from blue to purple and even gold. It was that night that Ayaka felt warmth unlike any other.

When he caught wind of Creator appearing in Inazuma in person, in time for the Irodori Festival, he was estatic. He quickly finished his duties, and head towards the plaza. He saw the Traveler accompanying a young man. His face obscured slightly by a large umbrella, Ayato noticing their long hair tied into a ponytail. Gold and silver moon shaped hair pins secured it in place. They wore traditional Inazuman attire, their eyes highlighted with red eyeshadow.

He cleared his throat and made his way towards the four chatting.

"Ah, lady Yae did mention that there would be some reliable helpers coming to assist with the festivities. It appears she meant you two."

"At last, we meet again Traveler and Paimon. Tell me, how are you faring recently?"

"Oh my, it appears that you two would be busy with the festivities. It seems that you cannot accompany me this afternoon. Such a shame." They mumbled.

Traveler looked over to him, "Ah, Creator-sama, I assure you we can accompany you for today. I can easily get it all done, then we enjoy the festival together!" He chirped.

They smiled, "Nonsense. I've told you before that you shouldn't bite more than you can chew at a time. I don't want you to get too tired."

Aether shook his head fast, "No, No! It's fine! I can handle it-"

"How about I join you today?" Ayato piped up from behind them. "That's certainly ideal, however-"

"Great! Shall we go now?"

Their eyes widened slightly. They chuckled, "Why not? Let's go."

And with that, Ayato and Creator walked away from the three. The pair walked side by side, with Creator humming a soft tune. Ayato took mental notes of Creator's appearance, Their beautiful long hair, the details on their Kimono, Their nails, everything about them looks curated and perfect.

"Don't you have other things to worry about? like I've heard, This festival requires the management from the Tri commission. It would unfortunate if the minor things aren't checked first." Creators voice pulled him from his daydreaming.

"Ah, don't worry about it, Your honor. I've got it all under control." Ayato assured them.

"If you insist..."

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"A-Ah, Creator... This... Feels odd.." Ayato cooed from Infront of them. Noticing that their fingertips was caressing his chest. Their left hand situated on his stomach, while their face was buried on Ayato's shoulder. He was finishing the documents needed, and Creator offered to help. He felt their hand lowered down to his crotch.

"Your honor- what are you doing?" Ayato asked, the quill on his hand stopped writing.

They hummed into his shoulder. "After watching your Story quest through Travelers eyes, I cant help but feel sorry for your living conditions. Your duties from childhood took a toll on your relationship and social skills didn't it?, How I wish we could've met sooner, that way I could've helped you get through life much easier."

"You haven't had a steady relationship, no? Too consumed by your job to even entertain the idea of romance..." They mumbled, leaving kisses onto his shoulder. Ayato blushed at the implications. Sure, he've read a few romance novels, and even some erotica from time to time, but when it comes to actually doing it, he has no experience whatsoever.

"Tell me, do you want me to show you the beauty of reproducing?"

He dropped his quill. Creator looked up to see the tips of his ears are red. "I- I wouldn't mind.. if it's you..."

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"C-Creator! Your fingers are- it feels weird-!" He gasped out, his hands wrapped around Creator's shoulders. He turned his head back to see their fingers moving in a scissoring motion inside him.

"I know it does, this is called fingering. This helps loosen up your ass, so that it can accommodate my cock." They said, Ayato couldn't believe they can say this without shame.

They can't exactly break him so fast, this is his first time after all...

They moved their fingers deeper inside him, seemingly looking for a spot inside him that can make him see stars. After a bit if prodding, they found it making Ayato moan loudly. They felt a sticky liquid being pooled onto their bottom half. They looked down to see Ayato had came.

They sighed softly, and slowly removed their fingers from inside him.

"W-Wait!"

"hmm?"

"Can, Can we do that again?"

Creator nodded, securing him onto their lap, his ass rubbed against their dick. Ayato's legs wrapped themselves around their waist. They took a breath and slowly pushed in. "See this dear? This is called sex. A key part of reproduction. I'm sure you know the basics, yes?"

"I-I do, Your honor.. it's j-just that I've only seen it applied between a man and a woman. Thi-This feeling is very different and foreign.. I like it a lot- augh-!" The air got knocked out of his lungs when he felt them deeper inside him. "Good to know, dear..."

They began to lift his hips up and down their dick, relishing the lewd sounds and skin slapping against one another. "I've always wanted to fuck you, Ayato.. teach you all the ways to please me.. now this dreams a reality... Im so happy,"

Ayato's heart fluttered at their words, tho dirty by nature, he couldn't help but agree with him. He always wanted to experience a kind of skinship with them for a long time. He felt as if he wasn't good enough to even get a glance at them yet here he is, his virginity getting taken by the holiest and most powerful person in Teyvat.

"Ne, A~ya~To. Can we buy books together later?"

Right, he nearly forgot about the festival.

"O-Of course-! We CAN-!~"

"Thank you~ for now, let's enjoy ourselves, ok~?"

[tuttertime]

@justcastiel day 3 trueform

here’s a fic inspired by the concept of cas posting. is it a little strange? yeah. i had fun tho. enjoy <3

After he fell what Cas felt most was relief. He hadn’t been an angel for years before he fell for good.

His body felt wrong though, now that that form was all he had. Jimmy Novak of Pontiac, IL. His body had always been his trueform. When he fell his body was now just that, his body.

He explained this once to Dean, when he’d asked him how he was holding up, and Dean has responded with the customary kind but coarse sympathy.

But he still felt a tugging of discomfort. Something he didn’t think he could voice.

It was late. Dean had one hand on the wheel and was propping his head up with the other. Occasionally, his face was bathed in the golden light of a passing streetlamp. His green eyes caught the light and still held brightly despite his weariness.

They had lapsed into silence 10 minutes back. They were at the portion of every trip where every cell in your body just wants to be there already and is tugging ahead to a bed and sleep.

Yellow light filled the car and to cas’ eyes, Dean glowed. Then back to darkness. Cas shifted for a moment. Cleared his throat.

“Sorry, bud. ‘Know you’re used to zappin’ around. But we’ll get there in about 20 more minutes.”

Cas blinked at him.

“Ok. Thank you, Dean.”

“Yeah. You good, man? Seeming, I don’t know shifty. You getting restless? I know you can’t just bolt like you used to, but-“ Dean trails off

“I’m adjusting” it was clipped.

Silence again.

And then softly “Dean, you’ve never seen me.”

“What? Man, you’re right here. I can reach out and touch you if I wanted.”

Cas sank a little.

“No, Dean. You never really saw me. My...true form.”

“Oh.” Dean masked the startled sound in his voice. “Well, I don’t know what to tell ya. I like my eyes and I like not having them burned out of my skull so I’d say that might’ve been for the best.”

He said it evenly and kept his eyes dead ahead.

Silence.

Under the next street lamp, he took a quick glance at the man in the seat next to him. And Cas met his eyes directly. Dean’s mouth felt stale. That comment had probably been in poor taste.

Cas spoke a moment later. His voice had the usual tone that always commanded Dean’s attention, but it seemed tinged with something else.

“Dean, I’ve seen your soul. I know your body inside and out. I formed every inch of you again- and you have never seen me.” Cas paused. As if waiting for a reply, but it didn’t come. Dean sat there.  The road outside continue to pass under them, but inside the car was deadly still.

“Dean, this body is not mine.”

Now Dean shifted uncomfortably. And took a moment before he spoke.

“Umm. I mean...you could’ve chosen a worse vessel.” He sounded uncertain, “I always, ummm, I don’t, man I always like this look for you. I mean I thought it suited you-or whatever.” Dean stumbled a bit.

Cas’ eyes seemed to see right through him. Into his soul again.

“Well, I’m glad you don’t find Jimmy Novak to be an unattractive man.”

“Cas” it comes out a little too soft, a little too tender, “man, most people haven’t seen each other’s souls, ok? Most people didn’t rebuild someone and raise them from hell. That doesn’t mean they don’t know the other person’s soul.”

As soon as it was out of his mouth Dean realized how desperately earnest it sounded.

“We aren’t most people.” Was all Cas said.

“Well fuck, man. Sam, I haven’t seen his soul. He hasn’t seen mine. And I know that kid better than he knows himself. I probably know him better than I know myself too.”

“Fine. I know, there’s not anything we could do about it now anyway.” This time there was certainly a current of anger in Cas’ voice. He want Dean to understand that this felt important. Dean wasn’t taking this seriously.

Cas sighed in his exaggerated way.

“I know you are accustomed to this body. I know this the body you have always known me in. You’ve grown fond of these physical characteristics. But, Dean this isn’t what I look - looked like.” At the correction the anger faded and left a hollowness.

The brief moment of street light caught Cas’ eyes and highlighted the furrow of his brow the familiar nose. And lips. But Dean didn’t see it. He was looking straight ahead. The words had startled him. You’ve grown fond of these physical characteristics. He scrambled for a reason that didn’t sound overly...fond.

In the end all that came out was, “You think I just see your body?”

In the silence that followed Dean rush into an attempt to fill it.

“Like you think all people see when we look at each other is the body? You think that...like.. god I don’t know. You think when I feel in love with someone for the first time all that mattered was the body. That was all i saw. You can see people’s souls, man. Angel or not. The first time I fell in love, man, I fell hard. Cassie. I told you about her. Man, when I looked at her it was like a thousand suns and all that bullshit. I mean it sounds sappy as hell but when I looked at her, I mean she was beautiful. She was like-“ he took a breath, he needed to stop but he kept going, “like she, I don’t know. She was like sitting in a field on a warm summer day or a sweet bottle of Coca Cola, the good kind real sugar and all that.”

He was rambling.

Then softly as the pulled into the motel parking lot, “I don’t know, I’d like to think  that even if you can’t see someone’s soul you can feel it.”

He fumbled with the car keys in his hand, “You know I’d like to think I’m not a total superficial guy. You can sense that kind thing about some. Even you can’t see it. Maybe that’s even more powerful you know. It’s faith.”

Then with a jerk he open the door and stepped out.

Cas sat there. And sat there. His thoughts weren’t collecting into concrete thoughts.

Once he stepped out he knew he had to say something as Dean hand him a duffle and slammed the trunk door.

“Dean, that was strangely profound.”

Dean’s body language had stiffened after stepping into the parking lot.

“If you mention any of that bullshit to Sam I will fucking kill you. Which I can do for real now.”

They paid for the room. Got the key. And walked to the door of the somewhat shabby double room.

Dean didn’t bother to turn on the light. Just dropped his bag to the floor and flopped on the nearer bed.

Cas methodically set down his bag and stripped to his T-shirt and boxers before pulling back the sheets.

“Goodnight, Dean”

“‘Night, bud.” Dean mumbled from face down on the bed.

The room was hot and Dean finally motivated himself to divest of his pants and shirt before moving to open the window for some cool air. He then flopped face down again on the bed.

A moment later.

“Cas, you still up?”

No reply.

“I think you’re like that window. The light shining through that thin curtain. The breeze coming in. God the breeze feels good.”

“Dean?” A low voice reached across the dark room.

“Shit, man.  you were wake?” A tinny crack of panic hid in Dean’s voice.

“Dean, umm--Thank You.”

“What, I’m just babbling. I’m tired as hell. But cooped up in the car too so I don’t know. It’s hot.  Can’t sleep. I-“

“Well, thank you.”

Silence. Heat. Some rustling of sheets.

“Cas? You see that alarm clock?

“Mmhmm”

“You’re that too. It’s so piercing and bright. I felt like it’s interrogating me.”

“Do you feel like I do that?”

“Don’t know. You really stare a lot, bud.”

“Oh. Sorry.”

“No it’s not bad. It’s just. You look right through a guy sometimes. It’s weird.” Dean trailed off.

He then he spoke a little louder and harsher, “Shit, it bright it here. Seriously, how’re you supposed to sleep.”

The clock blinked back at him. He heard movement from the other end of the room. In a moment Cas’ form was silhouetted against the open window.

Hell it’s like he was meant to be looked at that way. Outlined starkly against then soft curtains. Viewed only via absence. How doesn’t he know that he looks perfectly himself? Dean’s garbled mind wasn’t coherent, even to himself.

Cas bent and picked up something of the floor. Dean’s discarded shirt. Cas draped it over the curtain-rod, fashioning a second curtain.

He turned to face Dean.

“Better?”

“Yeah, a bit. Thanks, you didn’t have to.”

“You know dean I think if I had to describe your soul-“ Dean expected a very literal description to follow. A deeply Cas description. But instead, “I think it’s little one of these warm nights.”

Dean was a little taken aback.

“Warm, Cas, man, it’s boiling in here.”

“I find it somewhat pleasant actually. And I don’t think it’s entirely inaccurate, Dean. Aside from the temperature of your soul, you are a very passionate and fierce individual. I could see that in your soul.”  

Cas was still vaguely outlined against the window. Dean could see his mussed hair and the curve of his neck and shoulders.

“Well ok then. We should probably try to get a solid few hours though.”

Cas’ outline vanished and Dean could hear his feet padding back to the bed across from him.

“I suppose. Sleeping is still something I’m adjusting to.”

Dean rolled to his side to face the other bed.

“Yeah,” he said into a yawn.

“The heat doesn’t help.” Cas’ voice rose through the muggy air.

“ 'thought you said you liked it.”

“I do. I’m just stating that it also makes it difficult to sleep.”

“Ok, I’m not going to pretend to understand that logic,” Dean mumbled as he positioned himself to lay on top of the sheets instead of under them.

On the other side of the room, Cas flopped around on his bed. The air made him lethargic but also restless. A frustration settled over him.

“Cas, you’re flipping and flopping like a fish over there.”

Cas grumbled something incoherent. Dean stood above him and Cas blinked confused. Dean yanked him out of bed with force. Grabbed the room key and pulled him out the door.

“Sammy and I used to do this sometimes. Gets hot as hell sometimes and I make him go get us ice from the machine out here. See.”

He pointed at the dully humming machine.

Cas still look a little perplexed. He tilted his head so slightly and his face caught the blue glow of the ice machine.

“Know you’re like the too” Dean whispered in the humid night air. “The humming, ambient. Always there in the background even if you try to ignore it. And again that light.”

He pushed for ice and caught some cubes in his hand.

“You’re comparing my true form to a vending machine?” Cas jabbed but pleasantly.

Dean met his eyes. The ice in his hand began to melt and drip down to the pavement.

“Does that count as blasphemy or something? I mean I’ve tried to kill God already so I don’t think this is my biggest offense.”

He brought the ice the back of his neck to cool himself quickly.

Cas smiled warmly at him, “No, Dean, I just found it funny that you. Well that you found a ice machine beautiful. You find divinity in the strangest things. You worship a sandwich or a car. I would’ve laughed at that but you taught me-“ he was cut off as Dean pressed a fresh hand full of nice to the back of his neck. It melted against his burning skin and melted into the collar of his thin cotton shirt. He hummed at the sensation. He pressed back into the touch.

“I don’t know. I don’t think shit’s that deep”

Looking at Cas in that moment though Dean realized that was a lie as it left his lips. Standing there with a former angel in ecstasy at the feeling of ice and the throbbing of the machine behind him he could feel something of the devine. The way the light illuminated Cas’ features. His parted lips. The taunting way the coloring managed to mimic the slips of Cas’ grace Dean had witnessed on occasion.

These machines were littered at motels just like this one all across America. But places of worship are built all across America too aren’t they? Does abundance make them any less holy?

He pulled his hand back. Cas let out a sigh. The night wrapped around them again.

“Cas, you know you’re beautiful just like this, right?” Dean barely spoke it. His voice hitched.

Cas squinted at him.

“I mean, you you. Not just your body but that too. I mean it’s yours now right...I mean Jimmy’s-“ Dean waved his hand, “gone...or whatever”

Cas nodded slowly.

“So make it yours, man. That body is yours. At this point I’ve seen your true form; and that’s it.”

Cas had that pained look in his eyes again.

“ look, bud, I’m not trying to be mean it’s just- we’ll you don’t want to be God’s power ranger again do you?”

“No, but-“

“Well, then I don’t know what else to tell you. This is what you’ve got. We’re all good that. You gotta fund a way you can be good with that too, Cas. I mean I can help. I’ve been trying. But-“

“Thank you, Dean. You’ve been very good to me.” Cas’ voice has less gravel to it but still more gravity than usual. It was a gravity that always seemed to be trying to pull at Dean.

Dean shrugged it off. But Cas’ tugged slightly at his hand, still cold and wet from the ice.

A moment later Dean found himself contained in a hug, Cas’ arms wrapped tight around him. Both their bodies’ were hot and sticky from the oppressive night air. Cas’ hair tickled Dean’s ear as he pulled tightened his grip.

They stood there, the sound of distance summer crickets interrupted by the engine of a car on the highway behind them.

They stuck together despite the damp air, Cas pressed his face into the crook of Dean’s neck, Dean stroking his hair softly.

“We’ll be ok, man. We’ll be ok.” He whispered. He could feel Cas nodding against him, and kissed his cheek. It was light, chaste, and all most unconcise, but when Cas pull away it gave Dean pause. Cas looked at him intently, deep in his eyes, and blinked slowly, before moving in. His lips brushed gently, hesitant, against Dean’s. Dean breathed him in and brought his hand to rest tenderly on the nape of Cas’ neck, nudging against Cas in response. Dean kissed Cas, with more passion than tenderness now, in Cas’ enthusiasm to return his kiss their teeth crashed together. Dean broke the kiss gently, cupping Cas’ cheek. He sighed, “It’s late. Let’s head back to the room, ok? Let’s try and get some sleep.”

He placed a soft kiss on the base of Cas’ throat before turning towards their room.

[whoree321]

can I request some headcannons of the bad batch reacting to reader getting called fat and comforting her?

(today while I was at school someone called me fat)

omg well ok first of all bestie i’m so sorry that happened to you!! i def experienced my fair share of that sort of thing back in my day, but just remember that above all else your body is merely a vessel to contain the infinite galaxies that form the irreplicable, unique multitudes of humanity that live within you. you are so much more than the physical form you inhabit and simply the presence of your soul on this planet makes it a brighter place<3

but anyways! i hope y’all enjoy this! i would love nothing more than for this gaggle of big strong men to defend my honor

the bad batch + comforting gn!reader (body image)

WARNING: this is entirely about comments being made about the reader’s body. there are potentially triggering themes. please read with caution<3

Hunter

when hunter hears what happened, he experiences probably every single negative emotion a person could feel at once

angry at the person who insulted you, worried about you, sad that you’re sad, stressed about the best way to handle it and help you

internally, hunter is probably more distressed than you are

this man NEVER EVER shows it tho. the inside of his brain is literally like that scene in spongebob where his brain is the office and it’s on fire and all the little spongebobs are running around screaming. but on the outside?

“oh cyar’ika, come here. i’m so, so sorry my love”

he is tenderly holding you to his bosom, praising you and reassuring you and providing that feeling of safety and warmth that’s just so uniquely hunter until you almost forget why you were even upset

he is also such a good listener. he doesn’t exactly know what to say beyond complimenting/praising you (that’s easy- all he has to do is say what he’s already thinking), but he is so attentive and really takes in everything you’re saying as you’re ranting or letting your emotions out

just knowing how invested he is in trying to understand your problems and make you feel better makes you feel so loved and so special

Crosshair

crosshair is not the fucking one

crosshair hears that someone has called you fat, and he is literally breaking their knee caps like they owe him a gambling debt within 24 hours of the comment being made

like i’m serious. of all the batchers, he is the one to go out of his way and inflict serious violence upon the individual in question (wrecker might join him)

although he’s seething with rage on the inside, he does try to be there for you in the moment while you’re upset

he’s not very good with words, and he’s definitely the type to let his actions do the talking

he will spend literally hours just worshipping your body, kissing every inch and whispering little comments like “gorgeous” and “so beautiful” and “all mine” and he won’t stop until he’s confident you know just how enamoured he is with you. mind, body, and soul

he’ll get in the shower with you and wash your hair, letting the warm water and his fingers on your scalp soothe you as he presses feather light kisses to your back and neck and shoulder blades

he will wait to seek out his victim until you’re nestled into his bunk, snuggled under his covers and fast asleep. he’ll lay a quick kiss on the tip of your nose, admiring the peaceful look on your face for a moment before disappearing into the night to deal with the perpetrator

seriously tho crosshair is sending whoever said it to the med bay for EXTENDED time. he won’t kill them, but he will definitely disfigure them

Tech

tech would honestly be so confused. like he would be so upset that someone would say that to you, and even more upset that you were upset, but i think the entire situation would be a little bit baffling to him

like i think that he is probably one of the least likely batchers to notice or care what people look like physically, and so he just would not understand why someone would be so cruel

like what would someone have to gain from commenting negatively on your body? as far as he knew, there was nothing wrong with how you looked (quite the opposite, actually), and he would just find the whole idea of someone doing that to you so absurd

despite his confusion, i think in any situation where you’re upset tech would def sort of let you indicate what kind of comfort you wanted, and would go all in from there (he read that your partner often needs different kinds of emotional support at different times and he has worked very hard to recognize when you need each type of comfort)

like if you need verbal or physical reassurance, he’s worshipping you and letting you know exactly why he finds every piece of you so dazzlingly beautiful

if you need to cry and rant, he’s holding you close and stroking your hair and giving you a safe place to just let out your feelings

if you need to be angry about it, tech will sit with you and absolutely roast the shit out of whoever said it. like he’ll pull up files about them and just verbally demolish they’re entire existence until you’re wheezing with laughter

tech would just be so sweet and would hate seeing you upset and would try his best to fix it. he loves your body, but to him you are so much more than that and it kills him that someone could make you feel so badly over what he views as such a small aspect of all amazing things that make you who you are

Wrecker

when wrecker hears about what happened, he is equal parts heartbroken for you and LIVID

he doesn’t tolerate when people have things to say about the way he or his brothers look, and he CERTAINLY won’t tolerate someone commenting on the way you look

he’s already gearing up to go bash some heads in when it registers with him how upset you are

expect the hug of the CENTURY from this man

like seriously you’re worried he’s gonna crack one of your ribs with how hard he’s squeezing

he becomes the self care king

wrecker will spend an excessive amount of time pampering you and doing his best to make you feel loved (like literally days if he has enough time)

he’s running you warm baths, he’s doing face masks with you, he’s setting up a movie night with a pillow fort and yummy treats, he’s using your entire body as a pillow and wrapping his arms around you, planting sweet kisses all over your torso as the movie plays. anything he can think of to care of you and take your mind off of the horrible way you were spoken to

wrecker isn’t gonna have as much verbally as hunter or tech or echo, pretty much confined to statements like “oh don’t listen to them, Y/N, you’re absolutely perfect”, but the way he dotes on you and the tenderness he shows to you and your body lets you know that he really, really means it

(also, he won’t seek them out, but if he ever happens to run into person who said it, he does not hesitate to beat the living shit out of them. disrespectfully)

Echo

when echo hears about what was said to you, he’s really just unbelievably sad

while people don’t usually make comments about him to his face, he knows how terrible it feels to be uncomfortable with your own body and he would do anything to keep you from feeling that

echo responds initially like hunter, holding you close and letting you cry or yell for a while, but he refuses to let you feel anything other than beautiful

he takes you to your closet and tells you to pick out one outfit that makes you feel good about yourself (if you have trouble feeling good about any of them, don’t worry. he won’t hesitate to pick out one he knows you look great in)

once you’ve decided on it, he tells you to put it on. if you’re uncomfy with him watching you change, he happily looks away until you’re ready for him to turn around. if you’re cool with him watching, he makes it a point not to hide his admiration of your form, offering sweet compliments and sultry glances

once you’ve changed, he stands you in front of the mirror so you can see yourself, and describes to you all your wonderful features. he lets you disagree with him and point out your flaws, and he counters each of them without missing a beat

echo just wants you to see yourself the way he sees you, and he stands there with you, offering so much patience and love, until he’s filled your heart with so much warmth you can feel your tears returning (this time in a good way)

you do so much to help him when he feels insecure about his appearance since the citadel, so above all else, echo needs you to know just how perfect you are, regardless of what some prick might say

[spiderqueen8]

So as you may or may not know, Universal Reboot is at 50% today and Mark dropped something big, a website almost entirely written in cypher. Decoding it is easy enough both because there is a page with an alphabetized list but also because copy pasting the text into a text editor will translate it for you automatically.

And while this is far from my usual content I wanted to share some of my findings. Just cause I thought it was funny/interesting. Definitely still check all this out on your own tho!

SPOILERS BELOW!!

The password for the website, first of all is:  THE UNIVERSE IS LITTERED WITH THE CORPSES OF YOUR FAILURES (yes in call caps)

Now most of the links don’t work and just lead toa 404 page not found message that reads:

ERROR 404 The page you’re trying to access doesn’t seem to exist. The most likely answer for this is that you entered an incorrect url, the less likely answer is that the universe is in a paradoxical state and trying to reboot itself causing some things to act erratically [but that would be absurd! so it’s probably just the incorrect url thing].

But one page we can look at is the Case Directory. Now, again, most of these links just go to the same 404 message, BUT! The links themselves can be deciphered. And not only that, clicking on them will still show unique links in the URL bar despite the 404. And that’s an easy enough way to figure out what the links say but not all of them match up directly. Other people have already posted full lists of the translated links but here are some noteworthy link name vs URL comparisons.

“Corn” = corn-dm (DM of course standing for Del Monte) “Harold Potter” = Terf war (lmao is Mark calling JK Rowling a TERF?)  “Lunky” = LixianTV (Oh that’s fun, probably just an easter egg but considering the video that led to this website in the first place I’m personally gonna consider Lunky and Lixian Markiplier canon) “Moses, Norbert” and “Subtitle #1, James Charles” both = redacted (Unus Anus references let’s goo)

There’s a bunch more funny ones so I encourage you to check them out yourself but those are the ones I really wanted to mention.

Moving on, there are 2 links here that work. One leads you to The Drowned Man - Chapter 1 @ 13:47 specifically. Wade says a bunch of numbers here that presumably mean something but idk what.

The other working link is for the Invincible Syndicate (worth noting that the URL says Invincible 2 Syndicate instead) and through here we can actually access a list of suspects. Some of which have descriptions! Most don’t tho, and some of the photos are even missing.

But hey, we get a description: Being of otherworldly beauty and/or handsomeness. Great decision making.

As does Gunther: Fleshy combustion vessel with firearm appendages, trails exhaust fumes, shoots objects to submission

And also 2 thus unnamed characters: Theoretical physicist, member of crew. No proof of work, just a theory. (Matpat) - Multiversal being of sexuality and prominent arousal. Direct eye contact leads to procreation. (Danny? The picture is blurry and I don’t know the Game Grumps well, sorry T-T)

There’s a bunch more text that can be translated so go check it out on your own but that’s the main ones I thought were fun, even if they might not be particularly important.

[fairyfuyu]

omg congrats on 100 princess!! ilysm!! can i have a self ship drabble w yuuji pls? a prompt that i really like: #61 (I've waited so long for this...). u can make it either sfw or nsfw.. whatever u feel more inspo for.. (tho i defs wouldn't be mad if it were nsfw..)

hye baby i love uuuuu and thank u for choosing itadori i love this man too much

61: "I've waited so long for this..."

cw: mention of food, pretty fluffy but a little nsfw at the end? more like suggestive idk idk

It’s been 3 months since you’ve seen Itadori. 2 weeks since you’ve heard his voice. 3 days since you’ve gotten so much as a text from him.

You knew he was going to be gone for a while; he was on the other side of the country hours away from you, making the world a better, safer place doing what he does best. This was pretty typical for him as a jujutsu sorcerer, but his missions usually lasted a couple weeks, maybe a month at most. And he really tried his hardest to at least text you once a day to let you know he was alive and to ease your worries.

But it’s been 3 days since you received that i’m okay, babe, i promise i’ll see you soon. love you <3 text. And to say that your mind wasn’t eating you alive with the thought that he wasn’t okay would be an understatement.

You’ve barely eaten, barely slept, barely done your job correctly because of how much you were worried about him. He knew his job made you feel this way, and he felt insane amounts of guilt over it, but then again he never really expected to get wrapped up in all this, especially not being the vessel for the king of curses himself.

It was getting late, the sun having set hours ago and your sad excuse for a meal still untouched at the table. Deciding it would probably be best to head to bed soon, you found yourself putting some water on for tea; as you waited for the water to boil, you managed to force down a couple bites of your dinner.

Right when the kettle started to whistle, signalling the water was ready, the front door opened and closed - though you didn’t hear due to the ear-piercing screech of the kettle. As soon as you turned the stove off and poured your tea, you heard him.

“___!”

His footsteps sounded throughout your small house as he ran into the kitchen, the biggest smile on his face and eyes glassy. You nearly dropped your scalding hot mug, breathless as he engulfed you in the warmest hug you’ve ever received.

“Itadori, why-”

“Babe, I’m so sorry, you were probably worried sick.” He spoke into the crook of your neck. His eager lips found yours, kissing you with such passion that instantly calmed your anxious heart.

You pulled away from him for a brief moment. “Why didn’t you call?” You asked, placing both hands on his chest, feeling the comforting rhythm of his heartbeat beneath your fingertips.

“The last few days have been really crazy, I got separated from Nanami and managed to destroy my phone in one fell swoop a-and as soon as I managed to figure out where the fuck I was, I came here.” He explained, pecking your lips once more. “I’ll make sure to call Nanami tomorrow and let him know where I am but...I just couldn’t stay away from you another day.”

The two of you embraced each other once more before things started to get heated very quickly. His kisses were extremely desperate, so touch starved for so long, and his hands roamed your body as if this was the first time he ever touched a woman. Eager, curious, needy.

“Fuck, baby. I missed you so much.” He spoke against your lips before trailing them down your neck. “I’ve waited so long for this…to touch you, feel you, kiss you.”

“Itadori…” You whimpered as he bit at your tender flesh, sucking just hard enough to leave a pretty mark.

“C’mon baby.” He picked you up, hands placed under the fat of your ass and your legs instinctually wrapped around his waist. “We’ve got so much time to make up for.”

honey’s 100 follower special event !

[whorekneecentral]

thinking about otis!! when he gets jealous, he really is somewhat insecure so he takes you in, pleasures you in every way possible just to get that bit of reassurance hes too scared to ask for, even though youd give it

yes yes yes!! jealous Otis >>> 

---- 

He watches as you shamelessly flirt with the guy sitting next to you. The two of you weren't dating but you weren't not seeing each other. 

“Unclench before you pop a vessel,” Will laughed, sipping on his beer. “Yeah, sorry man.” Otis mumbled, eyes still glued to you and the mystery man. 

Will followed Otis’s glare and hummed. “Connor Rhodes, he works over at Med.” 

“Huh” was all Otis said as he watched how your hand rested on Connor’s bicep as you leaned forward and laughed as if he was the funniest person in the world. 

Otis walked over, setting another glass in front of Connor. “This is from the woman over there,” his eyes glued to you even tho he was talking to Connor. You knew something was up with him but you couldn't place what it was. 

“can I see you in the back for a second?” Otis turns his attention to you before walking to the room in the back. You excuse yourself from Connor before walking to the back. 

“What’s going on?” you ask him arm folded across your chest. “Am I not enough for you?” he asks, eyes glued to you. 

Your head tilted, you look at him confused. “Of course you are, why would you think you aren’t?” 

“You spent most of the night giggling with him.” 

“Oh honey,” you take a step towards him, hands cupping his cheeks. “You're more than enough. you’re everything.” Your lips are on his the moment he pulls you to close the gap between the two of you. 

He lifts you up onto the table and quite frankly, you forget how strong he is sometimes. HIs lips are down your neck, his hands moving to pull your shirt off. 

“I’m gonna make you don't need to flirt with anyone else again.”