#not your baby

[dumblr]

Not your Barbie girl.

[nothingleft-to-love]

No trick, all treat 💅😏

Hopefully I get to dress up spooky again soon .

[jelly-fish-goddess]

Exhausted and horny 🖤😈✨

[whorrorbvby]

I need a new background, baby 🥺

google is free

[xkinktasticx]

When someone I like don’t know at all says things like “Hey baby” to me, I read them in the voice of Butt-Head. Just so everyone is aware.

[so-pretty-in-my-pain]

I just wanna smoke

so I don't think about you

[lu2211]

[doccywhomst]

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[kawaiimccoy]

[overdramatic-tits]

Oop you in my business? Don’t do that ✨

[jelly-fish-goddess]

One thing about karma, that bitch'll find you.

[ronabellejane]

HER

[hale-no]

Denim Jacket Patches

I've done a few crochet projects over the years and most of them have ended up on my jean jacket!

[cbgisland]

ask your mother???

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

My friend just got back from her vacation with her fiancé and woke up in bed next to me this morning after a sleep over going “morning baby…. uh I mean Sarah” 😂😂😂