#not whatever the FUCK yall are talking about

[tan1shere]

omg yesss i clicked on the wrong account😭 but i love ur writing and would love to see ur take on smth like that! maybe smth based off of that one lyric from the weeknd “Wanna fuck a skinny model right before her runway show, And we did it on the floor, that's why she walkin' kind of funny” yk ? sorry for the mix up!

Your Secret

Billie Eilish x vs female reader !

A/n: you're completely ok love ! I hope you enjoy <3 - update I went into vs today and ugh I'm thinking of another similar fic 😩

Summary: It wasn't Vitorias secret anymore. It was yours.

Warnings: smut, use of the name daddy, dunno if there's anything else to report yall should know the deal by now !

Tags: @trulyy-yourzz @eilishslut @chrissv4mp @n0vabug @dollyvuu @dollarbils @sweetcherriexs @bilsdillldough @mystiquemm

Masterlist

Was it wrong? Possibly, but you couldn't care less. Whenever you had a show she was there watching, but you ofcourse had to have your fun before hand. She claimed you looked extra tasty in your outfit and needed to do unspeakable things to you. It was your secret. Nobody even knew you were together, nor suspected anything. They might've known you were friends but that's common in the celeb world. Everyone knew everyone.

You were about to go on in 15, but you feel hands on your waist in your dressing room. You knew it was her hands. "Hi." She spins you to face her. "Hey." - "you smell good." You breathe out, then in. Taking it in. "Yeah?" She says going to kiss your neck. "Bub-" She hums in response. "Not the neck we talked about this." But she wasn't playing. Not today. You'd always say to leave hickey's in spots you two could see, but considering the time she had, she gave 0 fucks today. She needed to ravish you and fast.

"Bills-" Ears were off. Not hearing a single thing coming out of your mouth. "P-please." You then moan as you feel her bite, her grip on your waist tightening. She was feral today. "Babe, I-" she turns you around, backing you up against a wall. Your heart picks up, what if someone came in. "You, we-" She pulls back. "You've never complained before when we do this?" Shes right you don't, but something seems more dangerous today. That and the fact your covered in purple and red splotches. Her body presses against yours more and you feel it. "Billie." She smirks. "What?" She knew what, but time was ticking and she needed to fuck you.

You stay silent. "I know you can feel it hm?" You swallow. Deciding to give in and let her do whatever she needs. When all of a sudden, you're laying on the carpet and her body is hovering above yours. Yet you can still feel it with how close she is. And it's driving you crazy. Your needs growing by the second, but you hear her belt jingle, as she unbuckles it. Everything was speedy, you probably had about 10 minutes left, maybe less. Her fingers move to the lingerie you were wearing, just moving it to the side as she gets the fake dick out.

You were glad there was a time limit, because she'd forever tease you, taking as much time as possible until you were a mess for her. But, she now realizes she could just snap her finger and you'd be on your knees, in a puddle. You feel the tip of it against your folds, her moving it to your entrance soon after. Hastily slipping in, and not surprisingly with ease. Her finger moves down to your pussy. "You're very wet, wonder why." She was too cocky for her own good. Her pace instantly harsh but you sure as hell didn't mind.

"Who got you wet huh?" Her face was so close to yours, moving her lips down to your cheek. Your neck. "Y-." But her hand grips your jaw. "The word I'm after starts with a completely different letter. You know this." You gulp, closing your eyes. "Daddy did.." You silently say, breathing heavily as she picks up speed. "Didn't quite catch that, what?" You open your eyes to look right at her. "Daddy, made me this wet." Her cockiness returns, smirking down at you. "Good girl, much better. And who's going to make this pretty angels legs shake?" You choke on your spit as she snaps her hips, harder.

Your head spins as you try get out the answer. "D-daddy." You stammered, feeling your release approaching. And within seconds you're leaking all over the fake cock. Breathing heavily as you come down from the high. She pulls out, earning a whine from you. She takes it off, going to grab some tissues to clean you up. Adjusting your outfit back the way it was. She gets you to stand, chuckling as you wobble. Giving your lips a sloppy kiss. "3 minutes, angel!" Someone calls, you swallow. Having no time to do all you needed to. Luckily there was only two hickeys.

Unluckily they were both in visible spots. Your heart still beating fast, you put the white wings on and go for the door. "Hey baby." Billie says, sprawled out on a couch in your dressing room. She had been watching you struggle to put the finishing touches on, very amused at her work. "Just remember who got you like that as you're walking out. All those eyes on you for the wrong reasons need to know who you belong to." She winks. You bite your lip. This was not going to be easy to do. Wasn't much of a secret anymore either.

[manicandobsessive]

list of nicknames logan has for his significant other before i go to bed cause i can’t stop thinking about this:

~baby (OF COURSE DONT FUCKING TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE)

~babydoll

~darlin (duh)

~sweetheart

~sweet girl or boy

~sweet thing

~sweets

~doll

~princess

~pretty girl or boy

~pretty doll

~pretty baby

~my girl or boy

~babe (literally so casually too idk i can hear it)

~mama (if you ever have kids with him. me personally no cuz i hate kids but i fear this is accurate)

~sweet cheeks (he would cuz it makes you laugh)

~honey

~bubs (obv even though some people hate it i think it’s cute but i understand why yall don’t like bub sometimes)

on another note he would def call any little kid bub like

“hi logan”

“bub” with like a courtesy nod as if he’s talking to someone his age

~gorgeous/ beautiful/ whatever else to describe how perfect you are to him

HE WOULD 100% SAY “hi beautiful” prove me wrong you CANT

hed also say stuff like “hi/bye pretty” when you’re not even dating yet to see you all flustered and shy and tease you

~ANGEL (he’d so do this idk it’s very on brand)

~trouble (like old man lo or dofp or any version of him that’s somewhat greying)

~missus in the way of like referring to you around someone else

“i’ll see what the missus says”

~he’d 100% also call you his wife/husband even if you’d only been dating for a few months cause he’s possessive like that

i’ll update if i find more 💞

[frustratedasatruar]

I want this guy to think, very hard, about how many total interests a 4 year old might discernibly have.

"Can yall only view compassion for human beings through the lenses of the imperial cartoons they liked?"

"How come you only talk about what cartoon this murdered four year old liked? Seems kind of childish to focus only on that sort of thing, imo"

I'm sorry that four year old who was murdered for being a Jew wasn't spending their time volunteering at soup kitchens, Anon, or whatever-the-fuck you think it would be acceptable to mention about them. Fuck you.

Why when talking about these kids' memory the only and solely remarkable thing yall can even find about their existences to mention is that they consumed western cop and military propaganda? Can yall only view compassion for human beings through the lenses of the imperial cartoons they liked?

You guys aren't beating the fandomite allegations

You are a miserable human being and I hope you chew on glass

[mjkltoad]

I’m gonna be 100% real.

Mouthwashing (2024) was too smart for the vast majority of you.

Some of the shit yall post makes me sick.

[khattikeri]

genderbending svsss is a really interesting mental exercise.

let's say PIDW is still meant to be a jerkoff fuel harem novel, but luo binghe is its female protagonist.

there are many ways this can go. instead of being a zero-to-hero male revenge fantasy, PIDW could instead have our plucky yet bright MC luo binghe, dogged by misfortune, slowly turn dumber and bustier with every arc. the plot eventually disappears entirely so she can stumble into trouble and get fucked (with widely varying levels of consent) by different attractive men.

it'd be a misogynistic, pornographic logical nightmare that ignores any interesting worldbuilding. peerless cucumber melons ragequits at the end and the new shen qingqiu begins lesbian mommy hours. but as shen yuan fills plotholes, it becomes apparent that luo binghe didn't legitimately turn dumb.

her bimbofication was a defense mechanism of her own-- in a sense, that IS her equivalent of blackening, because nobody will care or bother to help her unless she gives them a taste of her body in exchange. her shizun and the rest of righteous human society hated her from day one. it's a hypocritical madonna-whore complex society out there, and luo binghe will never be accepted as a pure or good maiden. why not just collect men who might dote on her a little?

unlike a male luo binghe, who embraces his demonic side to chase after the masculine ideal of powerful domination, a female luo binghe might cling to her whatever remains of her own humanity, and in doing so atrophy in pursuit of a useless ideal of submission.

her manipulation is playacted mindlessness. she won't ever reach the top of anything meaningful. but that doesn't matter, because this PIDW isn't about girlboss girlwin. it's still male gaze-y porn. the story maintains a thin veneer of framing luo binghe collecting men while staying submissive to them in bed as "her own power", but in truth, she has utterly and completely given up.

being taken advantage of is totally power! appearing unwilling, naive, virginal, and shy is power. she's just a girl... who happens to be half-heavenly demon, and fetishized like hell for it by anyone who knows. her place in the world can't be on the top; that's too ambitious and demonic for a girl like her. her place will be beneath someone else, and she can live with that. she can learn to like it anyway, what with the universe itself conspiring to make her have sex everywhere she goes.

she'll never get the love and care she really craves. so why bother trying to struggle and think and fight for it?

(a moment of silence for the bleak picture i've painted.)

anyway, after shen qingqiu's qi deviation and strange personality shift, i imagine luo binghe would become far less apathetic (and far less interested in men). she'd become closer to the cunning yet sweet and softhearted powerhouse we know her as. and in her desperation to not be thrown away, she'd go to any lengths to prove herself...

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

then you stay the fuck quiet about it

look I'm going to make this super simple:

People = "the public"

Believing a thing = "perception"

People believing a thing = "public perception"

If a lot of people talk about Luigi having done it, EVEN IF THEY ARE HAPPY HE DID IT, they are providing "public perception of guilt". "Guilt" doesn't mean "bad" here. It means "he did it". Which, even if you think it was a good thing, is what you are saying.

"Public perception of guilt" leads to an unfair trial where the convicted person is more likely to be found guilty. If found Guilty, Luigi will face years if not life in prison, and there have even been (afaik entirely unverified as of now, but worth mentioning) mentions of the death penatly. So Luigi, who you think did it and was right to do it and is so cool and selfless and perfect and pretty with his big tragic dark eyes and lips and curls and abs or WHATEVER

(and who is a real human person. just a reminder)

Is having the risk to his future and his life ACTIVELY INCREASED. by EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. Who says he did it. Even if they think it was a good thing to do. Your thoughts, aims, morals, beliefs do not matter here. Only your actions matter, and if you're talking about him as though you know he did it

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

YOU are hurting him

However.... there's this one amazing, groundbreaking thing you can do to avoid causing harm

you can take whatever you are thinking

and keep it inside your head.

you can say it out loud. you can write it in a notebook or on a napkin or on your wall. Just don't say it on social media, or ao3, or anywhere else it can be admissible in court.

otherwise.... is stating this belief worth a life? is gushing over your hero worth a life? is your meme worth a life? is your smut fic worth a life?

listen to OP. if you care about Luigi, hell if you even consider Luigi to be worthy of basic human decency

then SHUT THE FUCK UP

I'm not even sorry for getting angry this time. @gaykarstaagforever you're a longterm oomf and I'm disappointed in you, and in myself for not choosing better company. Yall we arent going ANYWHERE IN making change if we're so easily swayed into doing the cops' work for them. jesus!!!! fuck!!!! we'll be dead before anyone grows common sense at this rate!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!

I'm just gonna say it. If y'all actually cared about Luigi Mangione, you wouldn't be doing the cops work for them and automatically deeming him guilty. If you actually cared, you would be fighting for his innocence.

[ivanttakethis]

So like………………. what was the point of Round 6?? 🤨

[toddtakefive]

breaking my silence: i think a lot of anderperry angst mischaracterizes them so badly it’s impossible to take seriously or enjoy. neil in particular is almost always made into some raging asshole for… some reason? and it makes him so unrecognizable it’s almost insulting to his character

[leah2eroes]

yeah make the disabled girl do unpaid manual labour for you outside in the cold when shes been awake for 20 hours whats the worst that could happen haha

[youngpettyqueen]

I wish Julian and Martok would interact more cause I think they could have the funniest possible dynamic. they spent 5 weeks together in a Jem'Hadar prison I just know they have a friendship that looks fucking INSANE from the outside looking in

[lucid-daydreaming-archive]

this is like the third time ive had to post something like this but you guys need to stop treating unodum like a celebrity or fangirl over him or act like its some sort of gift to be talked to by him or especially treat his friends weirdly because they talk to him regularly. ive gotten word that his friends are being treated as special just because they have connections to him and being asked to like say stuff to him or whatever??? which is legitimately very very gross behavior. cause its not only really uncomfortable for uno but it gets very awkward and uncomfortable for me and his friends. im aware my popularity in the regretevator fandom is largely because im associated with him and in all honesty from the START that concept has made me pretty upset. neither me nor his other friends want to be seen as special just because we’re close to him. its part of why i didnt make much outside of the blog AND why i just abandoned the blog and the fandom altogether. i think a lot of you guys are a younger audience and are still learning internet etiquette and social boundaries, but this needs to be a lesson in how NOT to treat others on the internet, especially content creators. this isnt to say dont attempt to build friendships with people you think are cool and feel like you have things in common with, but you cant go into that with the mindset of “i worship you notice me.” you need to understand that no matter how popular your favorite creator is, theyre literally just a person. thats it. just a person. not a god, not a character, just a person. im really fed up

[marshemillow]

What facinates me about the dreamdaddies debocle is the fact that people were like "that ending was in poor taste" yes! thats why its not in the game bestie! they realized that! THATS WHY ITS NOT IN THE GAME MF 😭😭😭 If you gotta datamine for why somebodys fucked up n eVILLL your point sucks assssSSS

Honestly, ending or no, Joseph just gave me some really weird vibes throughout the whole game, and I'm honestly disappointed that they didn't allow him to have that kind of depth (not to mention it also ended up deleting Saul from the game, the last dateable dad).

None of that really matters though, because not only is the ending not even in the game, but every single other character in the game, INCLUDING MARY, is perfectly normal and wholesome. There's such a wide range of people in this game, and it was so cool to see the diversity among all the queer characters that normally aren't allowed because of homophobic censorship!

The fact that people completely ignored all of that and still tore this game to shreds because it had the AUDACITY to think about an ending in that implied a religious leader could be evil?

It's disgusting. It wouldn't even be a fair criticism if the ending WAS in the game, but the fact that it isn't just makes it even more infuriating. Yes, it would have been in poor taste, but...well, it doesn't justify harassment. Obviously, I mean do I need to go over this again lol? Everyone who is actually reading this already knows my opinion on harassment. 🤣🤣🤣

But yeah, it really doesn't matter because it's not even in the fucking game, you have to hack it to see those unused scenes, and they aren't even finished. The creators knew it was in poor taste before the game even came out, which is why it's not in the fucking game!!! You can't criticize something they literally erased before anyone saw it in normal gameplay!!! It wasn't even patched out it WASN'T FINISHED!!!

But yeah, who gives a shit about that? Because tearing queer creators down no matter what they do is definitely the right way to be a queer ally. 😒

[wonysugar]

[babymorte]

just when i think im ready for human interaction again some dubass on tumblr proves why im not

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

im so infinitely stressed rn i need to get off here

[homoeroticchess]

i cannot overstate how funny cordelia is as a character. absolute failgirl of all time like. her JOB is catering kosher food. her full time profession. she neither knows how to pronounce any of it nor makes it even edible. actually so obsessed with her in both concept and execution. she shows up, loves her wife and her friends and thats literally enough. go girl