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mxdotpng · 10 months ago
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grits teeth. i can be normal about kekkai sensen. see? im not even writing any meta in this post. im going to do normal non kekkai sensen things even
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botanicallyinclinednerd · 4 months ago
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The Umbrella Academy season 4 episode 3
January 23 1995, huh?
Giant squid, you say? Ben?
That's a hand? A face?
Jennifer?
Fucking Hargreeves
Not sure how I feel about the Umbrella being upside down
Ouch
Oh OUCH
OOP
Ray walked out huh
Clearly you do give a shit
I see both sides on this
Luther is so funny
I really don't like Lila saying "and then there were six." Just- the vibes and call backs it draws forth are not good
Nah it is really funny
Neither of them are good at being domestic
I feel like this is gonna end up divorce
They need to stop with this song
Not doing so hot there, ay Ben?
Jennifer has the glowy red too
To they need to stay together now?
Oh my god it is alpacas
Oh my god I just placed Gene's voice. Is he Ron Swanson (it is)
These bitches have formed a whole ass cult around a girl popping out of a squid and saying the words "the cleanse"
She has no one cause you've isolated her.
You are not safe, and you can't trust them
She keeps seeing Ben...
Don't drink that!
THE VAN IS NAMED WANDA
Five truly is an old man
Weren't they hours away? How'd he get home so fast? Without a car???
Klausssssss :(
KLAUS >:(
This is breaking my heart
Oh Claire
THEY BREAK MY HEART THEN HAVE DIEGO HEAD FIRST IN A BOX GOING "Damn it smells like ass" EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH
The report mentions the Umbrella Academy
Hmmmmmm
Is Diego going to think that Lila is cheating on him with Five? Cause that's stupid (and if they actually fucking go there that's even MORE stupid cause it makes no sense)
2006 THATS WHEN BEN DIED. SO JENNIFER IS HOW BEN DIED (or it is at least connected)
Good job Diego Im so proud of you
I don't trust Sy for SHIT
I do think Ben needs to go be with Jennifer
Oh them joining causes this "cleanse" doesn't it. And the cleanse I imagine, is a cleansing the earth in fire type thing
Damn, I didn't know tenure COULD be revoked
Who is the person lurking in the barn doorway?
Okay, so she is, according to the nutcases, the key to destroying all but the "one true timeline"
Oh Jennifer :(
FAMILY NEWS LETTER
Aw Viktor
Sup lady
They are SO confused
FLOATING
Oh my GOD Klaus
"I guess we know who wears the monocle in this relationship" made me laugh, oh my GOD
All of them combined, eh? Fascinating
Oh no
OHOHOHOHOHO THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS WHY DO ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE THAT AS A PROGRAMED RESPONSE???? *HOW* DO THEY???
Oh my god
Wait, I would be fascinated to know if Klaus ALSO doesn't remember. Cause he had Ben's ghost following him around for 16 years soooo
I like her, but I don't trust it. She's far to nice and level headed to be with Reggie. She's gotta have a dark side of some sort, right?
Oh my god the way he walks with the tentacles
FUCKING BRUTAL LILA
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lalosalamcnca · 4 years ago
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The Originals 1x09-1x16 Review
So I watched TVD during quarantine last year, and even though I swore to never watch another Julie Plec show again, I’m giving TO a chance! I thought I’d share my thoughts, let people know whether Plec has disappointed me again or how much I love Rebekah Mikaelson. You can also find my 1x02-1x08 review on my blog. 
1x09
No one looks happy to be at Klaus’s dinner lmaoo 
I knew the waiters would be the food…I hate that it looks so cool 
Ooh so Marcel picked up the coin for a reason!! I should’ve known that it was part of a bigger plan
KLAUS IS GOING TO KILL ALL THE WEREWOLVES?! These people really get put through the ringer 
So who’s still in the coffins?? Why bother keeping them around if Kol and Finn are dead?? (Even if they do come back, I still don’t see the logic)
I admire Cami’s resourcefulness, she’s definitely good at working around Klaus’s compulsion
Klaus, don’t call Davina an artist…she can’t draw
Clearly I underestimated the humans!! That’s my bad lol
WOAH MARCEL IS DONE WITH DIPLOMACY, GOING IN FOR THE KILL
Davina is really not intimidating at all 
Not sure what Hayley’s plan is for her, Davina and Josh…maybe they want to play scrabble or bake beignets 
FATHER KIERAN, YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE CAMI WHEN SHE’S CLEARLY DISTRAUGHT?!
I hope that human general gets killed first 
Looks like my wish came true!
A co-leadership between Klaus and Marcel? I can’t see this ending well 
Klaus and Hayley’s relationship is definitely getting interesting, I like their dynamic
Clearly Josh is the only person who isn’t trying to use Davina 
And now Davina’s realized that she’s been played by Marcel…
Klamille is really drawing me in….still, I think she should leave
Oh yeah, Hayley definitely wants a kiss from Elijah  
So…I guess Tyler just dipped?
AWW KLAUS FORGAVE ELIJAH
1X10
REBEKAH IN TIME PERIOD CLOTHING…I LOVE
Ok, Rebekah’s French was at least better than Klaus’s counting
OF COURSE ELIJAH WOULD WALK IN WHEN HAYLEY’S BASICALLY WEARING A WEDDING DRESS 
Surely Marcel or Klaus could easily listen in on Rebekah and Hayley’s conversation?? 
My crackship partnering up together…I like it
FINALLY we’re checking back in on the witches, wtf have they been doing this whole time
DIGGING UP CELESTE’S GRAVE?! Very cruel and disrespectful
Tim’s back! He’s probably gonna suffer or maybe die
OH COME ON, SURELY THOSE VAMPIRES HEARD HAYLEY DIDN’T GO UPSTAIRS
NOW I’M DEFINITELY UP FOR A REBEKAH AND DAVINA TEAMUP, GIVE IT TO ME
This is a really smart move, showing Davina the garden and how Marcel can be cruel 
Yup, makes sense that Klaus had an insurance for whether Davina lives or dies 
Father Kieran, really?! Sean’s death is really not that complicated
Clearly Elijah and Marcel should be the ones running NOLA
Danielle Campbell is a pretty good actress, I definitely felt her pain when Tim died
Wow, those are supremely terrible drawings…you think that evil would look a lot nicer 
Ah yes, I’m sure the whole world will totally believe that vampires exist, Cami
Did not expect Rebekah to be talking to Thierry 
I’M TOTALLY UP FOR REBEKAH MANAGING AN EMPIRE
Wow, so Davina actually drew something somewhat good
1x11
Wow Davina went right in with attacking Marcel
“Poisoning [Davina’s] one true love” well this isn’t going to age well
ELIJAH LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED ABOUT HAYLEY FINDING CELESTE’S GRAVE, I really can’t blame him
Hayley is really just being shunted off to the sidelines 
MARCEL, COME ON, IM SORRY BB BUT I THINK THE HARVEST RITUAL HAS TO BE FINISHED
Looks like we’re entering the water stage… 
I’m glad that Marcel is learning from his mistakes
ESTHER’S BONES ARE BEING CONSECRATED, GUESSED IT AS SOON AS ELIJAH SAID THERE’S ANOTHER WITCH 
I like that quote, “kill a demon today, meet the devil tomorrow”
Davina’s eyebrows look so nice
Poor Davina, quite a brutal death 
I feel for Sophie Deveraux too, all alone
CMD is giving a great performance!! I ACTUALLY TEARED UP A LITTLE
HAYLIJAH, JUST KISS…GREAT, THEY DIDN’T AND NOW IM ANNOYED 
Yeah, you definitely don’t give Rebekah enough credit, Klaus 
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME NEW WITCHES BACK FROM THE DEAD
SABINE HAS BEEN CELESTE FOR A YEAR WHATT, WHY DIDN’T I SEE IT COMING
1x12
Whatever this witchy ritual is, it looks fun
Elijah in this 1920s suit…AND THE GELLED HAIR…JULIE IS REALLY KILLING ME HERE
Oh come on, Klaus, let Marcel grieve Davina
Ofc my girl Rebekah is being smart about the witches, this is why I love her 
Elijah, Klaus is doing THE BARE MINIMUM. I’m sorry but it’s true, it’s been 1000 years, it’s not a bad thing to be harder on him 
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO MY GIRL BEKAH
I literally forgot about Hayley…
THE REASON FOR HAYLEY AND ELIJAH NOT HANGING OUT SOUNDS SO CHILDISH LOLL 
Marcel’s right, Klaus is pretty indestructible, Cami won’t even make a dent 
REBEKAH IN A 1920s DRESS…LITERALLY SO GORGEOUS 
Marcel looks so cute with his clean-shaven, soldier look 
FINALLY Elijah found Rebekah 
Ngl, I like the father-son references about Klaus and Marcel…they’re kind of heartwarming
So what if you were to try to stomp on a candle that’s involved in a spell? Would it work or would you just bounce right off it?  
Klaus looks kinda jealous of Cami and Marcel….I like it
MARCEL BROUGHT TUNDE INTO TOWN FOR REBEKAH WHATTT
Oh Klaus…really, take a leadership course or something 
OH SHIT, TUNDE MADE IT TO THE GARDEN 
OOOH, I THOUGHT CELESTE WAS THE FINAL OFFERING BUT IT’S ACTUALLY TUNDE…VERY EXCITING
1x13
OMG, IS MONIQUE ALIVE?!
I love that both Marcel and Klaus were watching Cami
Marcel has great sass too, Marbekah is clearly a perfect match
Great, Father Kieran’s been hexed too…this man cannot catch a break
Surely Elijah suspects that Sabine is Celeste? He should know her characteristics and mannerisms 
The witches are putting A LOT of faith in Cami, what if she ends up handing over the blade?  
WOW, I LITERALLY PREDICTED IT…unless it’s a fake
I SEE JACKSON 
THE GUY WALKING IN NAKED ON REBEKAH IM LAUGHING
MONIQUE’S EYES ARE FREAKING ME OUT, MAYBE SHE’S BEING CREEPY ON PURPOSE
YAYY REBEKAH’S HAVING FUN DANCING AWW  
I’m happy that these werewolves get to have fun, they deserve it
The music coming in…they’re already setting up the Hayley x Jackson ship
The baby bump is so confusing, I feel like it’s been inconsistent
OH YES ELIJAH FIGURED IT OUT ABOUT CELESTE
Oh no, Elijah’s been hexed
I love that all this shit is going on and Klaus is just hanging out in a church with Cami and Father Kieran
Loved? I would not venture as far as to say that Elijah loves Hayley
SOPHIE STABBED KLAUS HOLY SHIT
Could the werewolves really have taken the vampires?? We’ve already established that vampires are stronger 
I’m sorry, this whole arranged marriage thing is not as romantic as they’re making it out to be 
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT REBEKAH HAS BEEN PLAYED YET AGAIN BY A MAN
There’s something fitting about an old plantation burning in a fire
I actually liked Sophie, she tried so hard to get Monique back and all so she could die… 
The witches are honestly horrible, Bonnie Bennett supremacy
1x14
My poor Rebekah going through all this hardship
Rebekah looks amazing as a nurse, she looks good in everything
Elijah unbuttoning his shirt, I approve 
Don’t be afraid to examine him too closely, Hayley…I know I would
1920s Marbekah are definitely cute 
I’m loving this recovering Klaus look  
I’m LIVING for this Elijah and Marcel team up!!! 
MY BABY BEKS IS GETTING BEAT DOWN, SOMEBODY SAVE HER
I’m guessing Clara was that friend of Genevieve’s, the other nurse 
I KNEW IT, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT CLARA 
I do feel bad for Klaus, a betrayal like that….even if Klaus has treated Rebekah badly, it’s clear that calling Mikael is next level
THE FAMOUS REBEKAH SCREAM 
I admit, Celeste’s plan is pretty smart in unravelling the Mikaelson family
Ok, that’s a pretty terrible way for Genevieve and “Clara” to die
Klaus has such nice cheekbones
YEAHH HAYLEY HELPING OUT HER FAMILY 
WHEN WILL REBEKAH BE HAPPY AGAIN CMONNN 
Damn this klebekah chemistry
Elijah once again proving why he’s my favourite Mikaelson man
1x15
YAY we’re back in a flashback 
These Mikaelson men look so hot in these 1920s outfits
Well, Elijah’s right about Cami being the best person to greet Klaus
HELL YEAH, FINALLY WE SEE HAYLEY AND THE WOLVES IN ACTION
Idk who plays Sabine/Celeste but she’s doing a great job
Oh Rebekah…by bringing Mikael to town, you basically ruined your own happiness… 
Mikael looks very classy in his 1920s outfit 
Not a great plan if Klaus has already sniffed out what Rebekah and Marcel plan to do
That grimoire page looked so ratty…the text barely looked legible, how can Monique read the instructions
I find it ironic that Mikael calls Klaus an abomination, even though the witches say the same about vampires
That is literally so awkward, Haylijah’s having their moment and Celeste is just hanging out beside them  
Why is Hayley walking away? Where’s she going? 
Celeste is VERY cunning, her plans are top notch 
Damn, Joe’s acting…Klaus’s face when Mikael came over, like he could sense him  
Wow, Mikael is PURE EVIL
Oh damn, Celeste is dead 
SHITT, MONIQUE AND ELIJAH OUTSMARTED CELESTE, DID NOT SEE THAT COMING, I FORGOT ABOUT MONIQUE 
The eyes are less creepy now that I know Monique’s motives 
DAVINA’S BACK!!! 
Klaus found Rebekah…looks like we’re about to get a showdown
1x16
Little Rebekah and Klaus are so adorable
Klaus’s amber eyes and black veins are so fkn cool 
Father Kieran is right, Klaus will be a lot less merciless to Marcel 
I love that Klaus is posing on a grave and doing a mock trial 
REBEKAH COMING IN WITH SOME VALID AND HURTFUL POINTS
ELIJAH HAS BOTH WEAPONS OH DAMN
Klaus can be mad, I get that, but he played a part in bringing Mikael to town. He’d constantly kill Rebekah’s suitors, mistreat her, judge her way too often, everyone reaches a breaking point 
Davina’s right, she’s back to being used and if anything she’s in more danger now than before
Klaus, don’t insult Elijah’s suits. They’re tasteful, and not everyone can pull it off
FANTASTIC. ELIJAH’S BEEN STABBED BY THE TUNDE BLADE. MY FAVES ARE SUFFERING
SO KLAUS BASICALLY PUSHES REBEKAH TO ADMIT SHE WANTED HIM DEAD, AND THEN HE’S SAD WHEN SHE DOES. WHAT DID U EXPECT 
THANK GOD Rebekah isn’t dead 
Oh klebekah…I can see the chemistry but I don’t want to  
CLAIRE AND JOE’S ACTING IS ON POINT
Where is Hayley?? I’ve forgotten about her
Rebekah and Elijah’s relationship is too precious  
I have a bad feeling about this Marcel and Klaus meeting
ELIJAH THROWING MARCEL AND EXILING HIM, DEFINITELY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT
Marcel seems to be complying…? I’m sure he won’t though
Klaus needs to go feel the baby kick or read some pregnancy books, de-stress or something 
GODDAMNIT, WHY CAN’T MARCEL JUST GO WITH REBEKAH…I get why he can’t leave, but still
MY CRACKSHIP SAYING GOODBYE, and finally we know where Hayley is 
Auntie Bex is such a cute name aww
You’d think that Klaus would be wondering about Hayley by now
Goodbye Rebekah, I’m gonna miss you
1x17-1x22 coming soon! Please, DO NOT POST SPOILERS OR HATE COMMENTS. I don’t expect people to agree with my opinions, but being rude is not going to get me to change mine. I haven’t seen the show before, my opinions are probably going to change over time as I keep watching. If you want longer notes on any of the episodes, please ask or message me, I’d be happy to share them. 
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forehead-enthusiast · 4 years ago
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A Buncha Tag Games (and yet not all of them)
tagged by: @eggyukhei mwah
tagging: this is a LOT of games so i’ll only tag @atinyphobe @nsheetee and @veonjun for the SECOND (2nd) game. if they or anybody wants to do any of the other games, absolutely go for it and say i tagged you <3 i’d love to see what you guys say!! (also, tk if you felt like you wanted to answer my questions from the second game i’d be interested to see!)
One:
tell me the first song that made you stan your current fave group and why did your faves attract you so much?
ok SO the song that probably got me into rv 100% (also yes ik this blog is 99% nct but rv is my forever fave no question) was probably ice cream cake!! i had been a casual listener of many groups up until that point and had never really stanned anyone, but icc was so infectious i found myself watching it over and over. i had heard happiness and be natural before but hadn’t really listened too closely, so icc was the song that captured me. after that, dumb dumb only cemented my love for them more, and the red is still one of my favorite kpop albums to date. rv attracted me primarily because of their incredible vocals and their versatility in genres and concepts. i still get so excited wondering what they’ll tackle next!! they’re just soooo unique and have one of, if not the best discographies of any group. i cannot stress enough, I. Love. RV!! also they’re funny and gay so. anyway stream monster once it drops uwu
Two:
rule: answer the ten questions and write your own!
1. what is your favorite song that’s been released during quarantine? ooooo honestly??? probably something off of Sawayama. literally every song bangs so hard i highly recommend that album to anyone!! i can’t pick a favorite off it but who’s gonna save you now is awesome and xs is just,,, chef’s kiss
2. what is your greatest mishap when you tried cooking? (or something you’ve witnessed) one time, while making soup at my late grandmother’s house on her like gas stove, i put a lid on a pot and somehow that led the pot to be engulfed in flames. IN MY DEFENSE i was like 7, and i’m great at cooking/baking now
3. what’s your go-to outfit or article of clothing? oh i love a nice dress. they can be casual or formal, and you look like you put effort into your outfit except i didn’t because i didn’t have to match anything yo!!!! also shorts have trouble fitting me cause i’m a weird body type so dresses tend to be very comfy for me
4. what is your comfort food? am i allowed to say like all food??? eating in itself is comforting,,, that sounds depressing but also i just like eating yummy food. i guess i’d say like my dad’s fried rice?? its my fave and no one makes it like him soooo
5. what singular moment in your life would you like to relive? i couldn’t tell if this meant like, a good moment you want to re-experience or go back in time and redo a moment and fix it. it’s kind of a hard question so i might cop out and go with a bit of a silly answer: i want to relive the hi touch with astro...... i wanna look at rocky’s beautiful eyes and touch moonbin’s hand ok,,,,
6. what is your favorite line and/or character from a movie, show, or book? i got a bunch but a few off the top of my head are genie lo (the epic crush of genie lo), ty lee, suki (atla), klaus, and ben (umbrella academy) 
7. if you could only choose one ice cream flavor and pizza topping/style for the rest of your life, what would it be? ice cream flavor: this very specific one from a local store that is banana ice cream with strawberries and oreo mixed in. it is heaaaavenly. as for pizza topping, i love a breakfast type pizza with an egg on top and like sausage and stuff!!!
8. what is the worst injury you’ve ever had or witnessed? funny enough, i’ve actually gotten badly injured quite a few times, and always on the face!! god hates me. the worst was probably when i hit a metal bench with my face and it took a chunk out of my cheek. i still have the scar! as for “witnessed” i accidentally broke a grown man’s rib once as a child, so i guess that would count.
9. would you rather explore the unknown of space or the bottom of the ocean? oceaaaan!! i answered this in some other game, but i like how mysterious and yet close the ocean is. like proximity wise it’s so near, yet there’s an insane amount we know nothing about. that’s so frightening but so intriguing
10. if you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? my first thought was literally “kirby. eat fast” GOD my followers are gonna think i’m just a glutton and they’re not even gonna be wrong im dying. but uhh idk mulan or smth?
my questions:
what is your go-to feel good movie?
are you the type of person who’s indecisive about buying, or the type to impulse buy once you see something you like?
do you prefer chocolate-y or fruity candy?
what idol do you think is most similar to you? (not your bias necessarily)
do you have any silly dealbreakers? if so, what are they?
what do you do to unwind?
what is a small thing you like to do for people you love? (be it sending memes, remembering their favorite shows, etc)
what’s/who’s your favorite myth/mythological being?
what is a non-typical pet you would want to have?
do you say pronounce data as day-ta or dah-ta?
THREE
rule: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people. 
AIR ༉⋆͙̈
i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
FIRE ༉⋆͙̈
i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing
WATER ༉⋆͙̈
i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words
EARTH ༉⋆͙̈
i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love this chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life
AETHER ༉⋆͙̈
i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally
FOUR
the ultimate tag: answer whichever ones you want to because there are a lot and then tag a few blogs you’d like to get to know better! 
PERSONAL
name: sarah
nickname: bells
birthday: april 17th
zodiac: aries
nationality: chinese american
languages: english, some spanish, some korean
gender: female
sexuality: baby bi bi bi~
height: 5′10
BLOG STUFF
inspiration for muse: i suppose nct since i write for them the most?? but i feel like sometimes i come up with the idea before i think of a member so sometimes the muse is just my own fantasies oops
meaning behind my url: i made it at a time where loads of idols were getting bangs and honestly i believe most of them look infinitely better without them, thus i was and still am enthusiastic about foreheads.
blog established: like winter of 2018...?? i think
followers: over 2.5k but most deactivated/left during my hiatus lol
FAVORITES
favourite animals: sharks, chickens, snakes, cats, penguins
favourite books: the epic crush of genie lo and then iron will of genie lo, PERIOD
favourite colour: pink and purple!!
favourite fictional characters: lol, again, genie lo, ty lee, suki, klaus, ben, and just a few more: richard and evelyn o’connell (the mummy), dave (dave), michael (the good place)
favourite flower: sunflower
favourite scent: baking chocolate, heating butter, blackberry, wisteria
favourite season: probably spring! i like warmth but not HEAT
RANDOM
average hours of sleep: ugh idek i sleep horribly
cats or dogs: both, but unfortunately i’ve never had either
coffee, tea or hot chocolate: tea but then hot chocolate
current time: 5:29pm
dream trip: go to paris and eat loads of pastries and enjoy the fashions and beauty of the city, and also learn to bake better maybe?
dream job: actress
hobbies: making jewelry, drawing, singing, reading comics
hogwarts house: according to the quizzes, all of them. people who have just met me think slytherin or gryffindor, people who i’m friends with think ravenclaw or hufflepuff, people who know me really well know you can’t box a person into oversimplified archetypes :’) in my assessment of myself, it varies by the day, but i think perhaps gryffindor today?
last movie watched: hot fuzz (a classic)
last song listened to: summer breeze by sf9
no. of blankets you sleep with: like 2
random fact(s): i won lego building competitions as a child, one of my dream roles is anastasia from the musical named after her, i played violin for a very short time, i bake the cakes for all my family and friends’ birthdays, i have strangely strong grip strength
SIX
10 songs i can’t stop listening to:
love me 4 me- rina sawayama
cherry- rina sawayama
in & out- red velvet
crush culture- conan gray
manic- conan gray
the king- conan gray
summer- pentagon
told you now- jeremy jordan (originally sung by sam smith)
fuck this world (interlude)- rina sawayama
someone who loves me- sara bareilles
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rawiswhore · 7 years ago
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Story Time: How I Got My Crushes in 2017
I still can remember when I got a crush on Freaky Fred from “Courage the Cowardly Dog”. 
It was a Friday morning, and I had a dream where he appeared in it, I think his girlfriend Barbara appeared in that dream too, and then I woke up early in the morning. Then I fell back asleep, and once I fell back asleep and woke up a few hours later I looked up Freaky Fred online. 
The night before, I had bought some Crystal Pepsi at Wal-Mart since it’s an iconic artifact of the 90′s, and supposedly it tasted terrible, and I bought it the night when hours later, I had my Freaky Fred dream.
When I was looking up Freaky Fred that morning, I completely forgot about the Crystal Pepsi. I didn’t drink it the night before because it’s a soda with caffeine, and I can’t drink or eat anything with caffeine and/or sugar because it will make me stay awake and not fall asleep. 
I’m not sure how I got a crush on Rick Sanchez from “Rick and Morty”, but methinks I got a crush on him either from someone making a drawing of his head on a desk near mine in my art history class, watching one of Rebeltaxi’s videos about how Justin Roiland once made a cartoon that’s a parody of “The Cat in the Hat” or looking up “Dirty Disney Confessions” on Youtube to laugh at and seeing a “Dirty ‘Rick and Morty’ confessions” Youtube video.
But pretty soon, Rick replaced my crush on Freaky Fred, and Rick was my biggest, #1 crush.
I also had a small crush on Fritz Huhnmorder, the mad scientist in the “Robot Chicken” intro who looks like a cross between Rick Sanchez and Freaky Fred. 
My crush on him started when I had a crush on Freaky Fred, and Fritz and Fred look alike, don’t they? 
Rick was my #1 crush, but there was another crush I had on someone, and this person was the inspiration for Rick: Doc Emmett Brown from those “Back to the Future” movies.
I used to follow countless amounts of “Rick and Morty” blogs on my other blog when Rick was my #1 crush, and I found another Rick related blog titled @fuckmyassdaddyrick.
This person doesn’t just lust after Rick Sanchez, but also Doc Brown as well.
Thanks to this person, I ended up getting a crush on Doc Brown as well. I even told this person that once before via IM.
I actually have another tumblr blog, and I follow many other tumblr blogs on my other one, and I found this gif of Beetlejuice from the late 80′s/early 90′s cartoon dancing with Lydia, and when I saw that gif I was strangely attracted to him, even though I didn’t want a crush on him.
One night, in my art history class, I was fantasizing of talking with this girl I used to talk with on my other blog called @y2k-aesthetic and she told me she’s dating a guy who was an 80′s kid and she thinks 80′s cartoons were crap and I want to believe her.
I was thinking of talking with her about 80′s cartoons, and in 2017, I wanted to go as Lydia from the late 80′s/early 90′s “Beetlejuice” cartoon for Halloween (and the “Beetlejuice” cartoon is one of the few cartoons of the 80′s that wasn’t just good, but also a good cartoon based on a movie, although I consider the “BJ” cartoon to be more of a 90′s cartoon than an 80′s one since it aired more in the 90′s than 80′s, but that’s another story).
And during that night, I wanted to go home and look up porn/rule34 of Beetlejuice from the cartoon and I did.
That’s what gave me my crush on BJ from the cartoon (I also had a slight crush on BJ from the movie but moreso on the one from the cartoon).
Around that same time, I had found out 80′s comedian Sam Kinison was considered to play Beetlejuice in the Tim Burton movie, and I remember around that time I was worried I was getting a crush on Sam Kinison since I was looking a bit up of him, but I didn’t get a crush on him...then...
In May, I got a crush on another Rik that replaced Rick Sanchez, and that’s Rik Mayall.
What I think gave me my crush on Rik was Freaky Fred. I think because Rik does look a little bit like Freaky Fred, heck, he even played a character named Drop Dead Fred and Freaky Fred and Drop Dead Fred look a bit alike, minus their hair colors.
If they were to make a live action “Courage” movie, Rik could’ve played Freaky Fred, but he’s dead now, and in his later years he was a bit too chubby to play Freaky Fred. 
In June, I got a crush on German actor Klaus Kinski. How? Well, I went on this website titled amiannoying.com, and when you go on this website, they’ll have some random person when you type in the website’s bar. 
I can’t remember what actor it was on this page, but I scrolled down and it said “Faerie Tale Theatre”, which means that person acted on that show.
I thought Rik Mayall guest starred on “Faerie Tale Theatre”, although it turns out, he narrated a TV show a bit similar to “Faerie Tale Theatre”. 
I clicked “Faerie Tale Theatre” and scrolled down.
I didn’t find Rik Mayall, but I did, however, find Klaus Kinski.
Earlier that year, I would look at the Youtube comments of videos that had Freaky Fred in them and I remember one of them comparing Freaky Fred’s looks to Klaus Kinski’s (which is true, they do look alike).
And I remember clicking on Klaus Kinski, and looking up Klaus Kinski online and wondering if he looks like Freaky Fred.
Soon, Klaus became a crush of mine, even though I didn’t want a crush on him.
Then by August, Willem Dafoe became a crush of mine. Why? Well, I’ve seen some people online say Freaky Fred and Willem look alike, which I agree with.
Finally, the last two big crushes I had by the end of 2017: Bobcat Goldthwait and Sam Kinison.
One day, I was really bored out of my skull, and I decided to watch CNN’s “The History of Comedy”, and I watched it because I wondered if Rik Mayall would be mentioned on that show since he’s an icon of British comedy. 
I haven’t seen him in any episodes so far, however, one episode I watched, I saw Bobcat Goldthwait, and seeing old footage of him in the 80′s caught my eye. I thought to myself “He was HOT!!!”. 
And also in that episode, Sam Kinison had a small clip in there, because this episode was about comedians and their struggles with things like depression, drug abuse, etc. And Sam had issues with drugs and alcohol.
When I saw Sam in that episode, I had these little butterflies in my stomach. My stomach felt so tingly, not like I was going to throw up or anything, but I had this tingly sensation like a teenage girl about to talk with her crush. 
Some time after I watched that episode, there was the Donald Trump/Kim Jong Un situation, and remember “Mad TV”? That sketch comedy show based on Mad magazine that had skits like Miss Swan (”He looooooook...like a man!”) and Stuart (”Look what I can do”!), etc.?
Well, “Mad TV” is on par with “The Simpsons” as TV shows that predicted the future.
Back in 2004/2005, there was a skit where Kim Jong Il had his own talk show called the Kim Jong Il show and Donald and Melania Trump were guests on the show (it wasn’t the real Donald and Melania, just cast members impersonating them).
I was reading the comments because of how it eerily predicted the future (although this was when Kim Jong Il was leader, not Kim Jong Un).
One person in the comments said: “Trump looks like Sam Kinison here. Lord help us, Sam Kinison would make a better prez than Donald Trump...” which I agree with.
Y’know, when you think about it, Donald Trump and Sam Kinison look alike, they even sound a little bit alike too. 
Minor Crushes:
Peter Capaldi- I’ve never watched “Dr. Who” or cared for it, but when Rick Sanchez became a crush of mine, many people have said if they were to make a live action “Rick and Morty” movie, Peter should play Rick, and I do see the resemblance. I’ve also seen a post on tumblr say Willem Dafoe should play Rick.
Yahoo Serious- When Rik Mayall was still a crush of mine, I remember being at my local community swimming pool, and getting out of the pool to dry myself off, and in my head popped “Yahoo Serious”.
Never heard of him? He was an Australian comedic actor in the late 1980′s who was famous for about 15 minutes. He was very big for a little while, even being on the cover of Time magazine, but once the 80′s ended, so did his career.
The reason he popped in my head is because Rik Mayall played Drop Dead Fred, and Yahoo Serious kind of looks like Drop Dead Fred, he could’ve probably have even played him. In fact, I’ve sometimes even wondered if Yahoo Serious was like Australia’s answer to Rik Mayall, although Rik is a legend in his native England, I don’t even think Yahoo Serious is even remembered in his home country of Australia! (No disrespect to Yahoo Serious though) 
Josh Todd- Lead singer for the rock band Buckcherry. On this website amiannoying.com, I looked up Amanda Todd, that teenage Canadian girl who made this viral video explaining her story of how she flashed some boys online and got bullied for it, and then killed herself after she made that video. When I looked up “Todd”, I found Josh Todd from Buckcherry, and I’ve seen people say that Josh Todd and Willem Dafoe look alike, which I agree with. So I clicked on Josh Todd and got a crush on him. 
Richard Lynch- Never heard of him? He was this actor who acted in a lot of horrible B-movies as well as guest starred on a lot of popular TV shows: “Starsky and Hutch”, “Star Trek: The Next Generation””, “The A Team”, etc. 
I never even heard of him until 2017. I was on Klaus Kinski’s IMDB page and he’s in a few IMDB lists, and I was scrolling down and found a list dedicated to men this person would be down to fuck or just kiss, and I clicked it, and not only was Klaus Kinski on this list, Richard Lynch was too. I was attracted to Richard by his IMDB photo, and I looked him up. 
Years ago, I used to watch horror movie trailers on OnDemand on my TV, and I remember one of the trailers was for a “Nightmare on Elm Street” knockoff called “Bad Dreams” which Richard appeared in. That trailer scared me. Looking now, the trailer isn’t that scary. 
I’m pretty sure when I saw that trailer years ago, I thought Richard looked like Freaky Fred from “Courage the Cowardly Dog”, and this was way before I got a crush on Freaky Fred.
It’s a shame he was never all that famous. He was very handsome and had a hot voice too. 
Junkrat- I don’t play video games nor do I care for them, however, I’ve seen people on tumblr, when typing in “Freaky Fred” in the tumblr search engine, people have compared Junkrat’s looks to Freaky Fred’s. I see the resemblance!
I’ve followed a lot of Rick Sanchez blogs and looked at them, and one person said “People who think Rick is hot are probably the same people who think Junkrat is hot”.
The thing is, I think Junkrat is a lot hotter in people’s fanart than he is in the video game. 
Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter from “Batman: The Animated Series”- When I typed in Freaky Fred in the search engine for tumblr, someone made a gifset/pictureset of his first childhood crushes. 
This person’s crushes were Double D from “Ed, Edd n Eddy” (he was my first crush too), the black boy from “Coraline”, Static Shock, Jervis Tetch from “Batman: The Animated Series”, Freaky Fred, Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice from the live action movie.
Nergal from “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy”/”Grim and Evil”- Nergal is strangely hot. I’ve always found him kind of hot. 
When it was Halloween, I made a lot of gifs of him and put them on my other tumblr page. 
Also, one last thing, in 2016...my celebrity crush was David Duchovny from “The X Files”, and I followed a lot of David Duchovny stuff on my other tumblr blog.
Someone’s tumblr page had “Rick and Morty” stuff on it as well as “X Files” stuff on it, and it was fanart of Rick, and I remember seeing that fanart and thinking Rick was hot. 
Also, before I got a crush on Rick, I once had a dream where Rick and Morty and BoJack Horseman appeared. But I didn’t know who was Rick and who was Morty, I had never watched the show, I just heard of people talking about it.
And I was even worried that Rick (or Morty) would become a crush of mine. 
Rick eventually did. 
Now that I think about it, I think since I got a crush on Freaky Fred thanks to a dream I had of him, I got a crush on Rick because I remembered a dream I had of him.
Also, one last thing...Freaky Fred is basically why I had crushes on men like Rik Mayall and Klaus Kinski. 
I was on “Horror Movie Confessions” on tumblr, and I looked up “Courage the Cowardly Dog” since that’s a horror themed show, and someone said this confession about how Henry Kane from “Poltergeist II” looks like Freaky Fred, and the resemblance is undeniable.
I actually worried of getting a crush on him since he looks like Freaky Fred and I looked up some pics of him. This guy was very ugly and creepy looking, I know about how he suffered from cancer later on in his life which is why he looked the way he did, but I didn’t want a crush on this guy because he’d be considered creepy and ugly by society. 
I never did get a crush on this guy and I don’t want one. 
Actually, all of the men I had crushes on this year, I didn’t want crushes on, even Rik Mayall, but looking back, Rik Mayall is someone I’m proud of having a crush on. Josh Todd wasn’t bad looking either. 
Then again, I’ve seen people online say they want to be banged by Pennywise from “It”, both versions, I’ve also seen one person on the Horror Movie Confessions on tumblr say she wants to be fingered by Freddy Krueger, and I’m like “What the fuck?!?!”. 
Also, there was this guy who followed this blog who called himself @boredandabroad, and his tumblr avatar is an image that says “dirty old men need love too”.
I looked up that phrase on Google, and I found a video that I completely forgot about...a video of an old man who called himself Edarem, and his real name is Edward Muscare, and he was this old man who uploaded videos of himself dancing to these songs or lipsynching these songs. He became notorious for being creepy AF.
I looked up this guy’s videos and this guy in some of his videos looked exactly like an elderly Freaky Fred, especially the video where he uses a toilet brush as a back scratcher, at the end of the video when he smiles and says “Spread the word”.
I also saw some people compare his looks to Doc Brown from “Back to the Future”, another crush of mine.  
I did NOT want a crush on this Edarem guy at all, I never did have a crush on him, in fact, in many mugshots I’ve seen of him, he’s very ugly. He was even creepier looking when he was younger. 
It’s a shame that the comments on his edarem videos are filtered and you can’t see them, I want to see the comments people have left on his videos! 
Also, one last honorable mention:
There was a guy who calls himself @inthemidstofthis27 I found on tumblr when looking up “The Angry Beavers” on tumblr, and he was wearing an “Angry Beavers” T-shirt. 
I clicked on his page and I ended up getting a crush on him. He kind of looks like Bobcat Goldthwait in the 80′s, especially when he has long hair.
I talked with him and I wanted him to check this blog out, it also turns out he loves “Rick and Morty” and he’s around the same age as me. 
Unfortunately, he blocked me on tumblr even though I didn’t say anything bad to him. 
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makumii · 5 years ago
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Answers to last rb - End of Year Meme
First things first, did you have a good year? kinda???? it sure was interesting and the first half sucked balls..
How old did you turn this year? 21
Do you feel your age? I feel 14 and 36 at the same time - it sure is fun to be alive
Did your appearance change in anyway? finally dyed my hair again! (currently blue) Also ears pierced in december
Post your favorite selfie. jokes on u i dont make selfies
If you traveled, where did you go? spent a week in cologne at a friends place for gamescom and another week in the middle of austria on a farm! (vacation - wooohoo)
Which fashion trends did you love? i dont even know any trends that occured this year help
Which fashion trends did you hate? see above
What was your favorite article of clothing this year? Post a pic if possible? very recent but that one fancy black coat i got myself for christmas (https://www.emp.at/p/malphas/397063.html)
What song sums up this year for you? Breathin - Ariana Grande but the Thomas Sanders cover
What album came out and has been on heavy rotation since then? i dont even know what got releassed this year what is timeee
What was your favorite movie of the year? HOOOO boy okay: Klaus, Frozen 2, Joker and that’s about all that i remember
Did an actor/actress catch your attention for the first time this year? not really, i didnt have my eyes on many new faces this year
Favorite new TV show? She Ra probably?? Again, nothing overly new on that side |D Also not rly a TV show but I super got into critical role
Which new ship/fandom has taken over a lot of your time, attention, and tears? Entrapdak all the way - those two basically killed me Also Critical Role (thanks B.) -> I’m only 40 episodes in the second campaign but BOY am I deep in
What food did you try for the first time? none as far as i’m aware?
Did you make any big permanent changes this year? uhhhhh i think my confidence got a boost in the second half of the year so i think that counts? Also ear piercings
What was one nice thing you did for someone else? sponsored an entire Christmas market visit for my best bro (Food and souvenirs included)
What was one nice thing you did for yourself? as cruel as it sounds, i broke up with my boyfriend which was quite freeing Also finally dyed hair again and I am LIVING
Did you develop a new obsession? Critical Role |D
Did you vote? Yeap
Did you move? Nope, but I might move out in 2020
Did you get a job? already had one, but thanks for asking <3
Did you get a pet? nope, only plushies
Do you regret not doing anything? OH Y E A H - there’s a bunch of things (not dancing with my maybe-crush at the christmas party, not breaking up sooner with my bf, and some other things i won’T remember rn but I am the master of not doing things and regretting it afterwards)
Do you regret doing something? probably, but i currently don’t remember; I’ll probably think of it during my next breakdown
Have you done anything that scared you? nope, didn’t do it because i was scared and now I regret not doing it |D
Did anyone/thing make you so mad it stayed with you for days? I don’t really get mad? But the biggest ball of negative emotions was caused by my breakup
Did you lose anyone close to you? my ex! we broke up and he didn’t want to stay in touch so there’s that
Did you fall in love? actually i might have; still working on figuring that shit out
Did you fall out of love? nope; even tho we only broke up this year it’s been over for me since the end of 2018
Did you start a new relationship? no, but there might be something in the works???????? IDK what to make of this situation
Did you go through a break up? ohhhh yeah - and it wasn’T as bad as expected (we already had a big major breakup at the end of 2018 so i already was prepared for the ‘final’ one)
Did you have to cut ties to someone? It wasn’t my choice unfortunately
Who was important to you this year but wasn’t important last year? the first person that came to my mind was important last year too so idk? no new people in my life
Who wasn’t as important to you this year as they were last year? my ex (I love how he’s in most of the answers lmaoo)
If you could have a do over on one thing you did, would you take it? heck yeah! if i had the chance to dance with that one dude?? I’d say yes immediately (he was kinda disappointed i said no so I SHOULDVE SAID YES)
What was the best moment of the year for you? have to name a few actually: - christmas party at work (including a mario kart tournament) - gamescom (and staying at a good friend’s place for a week!!) - christmas dinner at my granny’s bc i finally got to get back to my second half of the family) - my almost 1.0 GPA at school
What was the worst? - breakup (even if it wasn’t as bad, it still sucked) - my almost 1.0 GPA (SO CLOSE sklhgfsdköfjhskdö)
Did anything happen that you were sure would change you as a person but it really didn’t? - the break up -> but i guess since i saw it comming it didn’t have as much power over me - a certain thing i might’ve done last year around christmas but wasn’t as bad as it seemed?? it’s all chill and just showed me some things about me that i wasn’t as certain of
Did anything happen to you that you were sure wouldn’t change you as a person but it did? actually no?? not that im aware of - okay maybe the maybe-crush accidentally helped me with my self confidence but uhhh idk if that counts or sth
What are you most proud of accomplishing? some sort of SELF WORTH got out of a toxic relationship
What have you learned about yourself this year that you didn’t know in the years prior? idk next
Did your opinion of anyone change for the better? honestly i don’t know, i still love my friends and no one is better off all of a sudden? idkkkk
Did your opinion of anyone change for worse? nope not that i’m aware of
If you make resolutions, did you complete them this year? even if i did make some I don’t remember them oops
If you make resolutions, what will your resolutions be for the coming year? maybe draw more? get back into piano playing? something like this also v important: 2020 me, dont let others ruin your self worth any further!!!!!! GO AND ROCK THOSE CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
If you could go on an adventure during the remaining days of the year, where would you go and what would you do?  Who would you go this? I’m perfectly content here at home - the most adventurous I’d do is going to a friend’s place or something
What do you wish for others for the coming year? Lot’s of love and happiness, I wish for everyone to find their family and being able to surround themselves with people they love and that care about them!
What do you wish for yourself? That I stop being such a scared lil shit Srsly, if smn cute wants to dance with you u better say yes!!!!! Also that I can find more parts of my true self
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lalosalamcnca · 4 years ago
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The Originals 2x01-2x08 Review
So I watched TVD during quarantine last year, and even though I swore to never watch another Julie Plec show again, I’m watching TO! I thought I’d share my thoughts, let people know how much I love Elijah Mikaelson in a suit or how I enjoy diabolical planning. You can find my reviews of S1 on my blog.
2x01
AWW REBEKAH’S TELLING HOPE A STORY, THIS IS SO ADORABLE
I 100% get why the Mikaelsons are isolating themselves but I hope they bounce back
My man Elijah back in a suit...why does he have to look so good
The opera music...kinda ominous
Nope, it’s just Klaus being a drama queen
KLAUS, C’MON, TALK TO HAYLEY. PRETTY SURE YOU BOTH CAN RELATE WELL TO EACH OTHER
The bayou grounds look so sad...
WOAHHH I GUESS CAMI AND MARCEL ARE OFFICIALLY A THING
Should I be freaked out by Cami’s new advisor??
Well, I’m glad Davina’s getting back to a somewhat normal life, she deserves it
HELLO DANIEL SHARMAN...AKA KOL MIKAELSON
I guess if I was Ms. Guerrera then I’d be frazzled too
Klaus watching Cami as she looks for him in the compound...I’M LIVING FOR IT 
Davina, I hope you realize resurrecting Mikael is ALREADY a bad idea
Klayley partnering up...LET’S GOOO
I LOVE SOME GOOD DIABOLICAL PLANNING
Wtf has Jackson been doing this whole time 
I do feel for bad for some of the werewolves, but it has to do more with the ones who were put down for decades, not the Guerrera family
KLAUS DRAWING WITH BLOOD LOL LOVE THAT
THERE’S NO BARRIER SPELL, ELIJAH’S ABOUT TO RIP APART THE GUERRERAS 
YESS GO OFF HAYLEY
Ms. Guerrera had her death coming, but I’m sad to see her go, she was a good villain
Ok, I will admit, Davina and “Kaleb” have chemistry
DAMN CAMI ALREADY ENDING THINGS WITH MARCEL?! Didn’t expect that to come so quickly
Klayley having their moment and teaming up, the EXCELLENCE
I FUCKING KNEW THAT CAMI’S “ADVISOR” WAS SOME SORT OF BAD GUY
OOH ESTHER HINTING AT AN INCOMING FAMILY WAR...IM SO HERE FOR IT
2X02
Kol just causing trouble with his magic is very on-brand for him, I expected nothing less 
I appreciate that Elijah’s trying to help Hayley, but at the same time…let her do what she wants??  
FLASHBACK: AWW WE’RE BACK WITH YOUNG MARCEL 
FLASHBACK: Kol in the same house as Young Marcel?! can’t see anything good coming out of this
Mikael’s sassy comments, I see where the Mikaelson kids get the attitude from 
KOL GOT REALLY CLOSE TO MIKAEL HOLY  
Cassie’s actress is doing a great job as Esther!!  
I’m LOVING all this Klayley content
FLASHBACK: KLAUS THREW KOL UNDER THE BUS SO QUICKLY LMAOOO
I like that Davina and Marcel are cool again…pretty sure this meeting is gonna end badly tho 
ELIJAH KNOWS DAVINA HAS THE STAKE…HIS INTELLIGENCE
FLASHBACK: NO NO NOT YOUNG MARCEL HAVING TO WATCH PEOPLE DIE FOR REAL AND YOUNG MARCEL HAS VAMPIRE BLOOD IN HIS SYSTEM?! OH GOD
Ok, Klaus has only really killed ONE person that Davina cared for, it’s not that deep
Esther has no right to bitch about vampires…what a hypocrite, YOU CREATED THEM 
KOL’S DIG AT FINN…JUST SIBLING STUFF LOL
EXCELLENT FIGHT SCENE, MIKAEL IS A TRUE BEAST 
OH NO THE BRACELET, GIRL GET IT BACK ON 
ELIJAH SAW MIKAEL THE SECRET’S OUTTT
YESSS THE REVEAL, PRETTY SURE KLAUS KNOWS “CASSIE” IS HIS MOM NOW
Oh no…Klaus learning about Mikael… 
FLASHBACK: NOOO ELIJAH DON’T PUSH YOUNG MARCEL AWAY, MY HEART HURTS 
WHY IS KOL LYING ABOUT SEEING MIKAEL, IT COULD BE A BIG PROBLEM 
Looks like Elijah and Gia are gonna spend some time together…
2X03
LOOKS LIKE WE’RE ATTENDING A FAMILY DINNER
FLASHBACK: This is a sweet moment between Klaus and his mom…too bad it’s now tinged by bitterness 
OH DAMN WHAT A SPELL, THIS VINCENT GUY CLEARLY HAS STRONG MAGIC
Oh no, Lenore’s meeting Finn… 
FLASHBACK: Oh god, Esther lied about the necklace by saying it was “special” to a young Klaus
Why is Finn such a mama’s boy? 
Poor Lenore, people really just get screwed over by the Mikaelsons
I like Gia, she seems fierce
I’m hoping that the topic Mikael will come up at some point in this family dinner 
I highly doubt Kol has “accepted” the error of his ways, he probably just wants to be alive 
Klaus and Finn definitely had a interesting dynamic, actually Finn probably has an interesting relationship with all his siblings
FLASHBACK: MIKAEL LITERALLY STABBED KLAUS?! WHEN HE WAS HUMAN?! He might as well have tried to kill Klaus
Yup, Klaus has issues, and they’re completely warranted 
“You are the author of everything I am” WHAT A POWERFUL LINE
ESTHER’S JUMPING INTO ANOTHER BODY, DAMN THAT WAS QUICK 
Thank god the spell worked at least before Esther jumped
Ok, putting someone in another body is not “healing,” the bodies were people too, they had a life 
So Elijah’s a bourbon man too 
Elijah and Gia…they’ve got their appeal
Esther has fucked up logic, that’s for sure
2X04
OH Josh is setting up a dating profile
THAT’S AIDEN, I KNOW HE AND JOSH END UP GETTING TOGETHER
Looks like Finn is trying to collect info from Cami 
Cami talking about Klaus during her session…it’s sweet
I do not like the implication that Klaus needs to be “saved,” especially by the love of a woman
Ooh Klaus already deciphering Davina’s location
Oh no no no, these kids have to kill someone?! I’m guessing one of them is Aiden’s brother
Davina doesn’t have to listen to Mikael but he’s kind of right about her learning how to fight properly
Elijah teaching Gia how to fight with his sleeves rolled up?? Basically my religion 
ELIJAH AND GIA HAVING A MOMENT…I’M INTO IT
Finn preaches righteousness but he’s forcing children to kill someone?! What a rat
KLAMILLE’S HOLDING HANDS THIS IS NOT A DRILL OH MY GOD THEY’RE DANCING NOW YESSS 
NOOO KLAUS LEFT CAMI C’MON MAN
Davina’s ankle looks so inflamed, jesus 
Davina, don’t fall for Kol’s tricks! You’re smarter than this
Kol making a deal with Mikael! I knew Kol wouldn’t just go along with Esther’s plans
FUCK NO IS ELIJAH ABOUT TO BE CAPTURED 
I’m kind of hoping Oliver will live 
Aiden and Josh…I’m watching you two
Damn you, Cami, just let Klaus kill Mikael!!!
KLAUS AND MIKAEL SHOWDOWN OH SHIT HERE WE GO
OH SHIT THE TUNDE BLADE IS INSIDE MIKAEL NOW
THIS KLAMILLE CONTENT IS FEEDING ME SO WELL 
JOSH LOOKS SO NERVOUS AW BABY 
FUCK YEAH AIDEN AND JOSH ARE MEETING UP I ALREADY SHIP IT
WHY IS MIKAEL ALIVE AGAIN WTF 
OH HELL NO, MY BABY ELIJAH IS BEING TORTURED
2X05
HELLO NINA DOBREV, IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU
Elijah has definitely killed people before, not sure why Tatia would be any different
The actress who plays Lenore/Esther is also doing a great job 
NO NO NO GIVE KLAUS BACK THE WHITE OAK STATE, NOW HE’S DEFENSELESS
KLAUS KNOWS IT’S KOL, HELL YEAH 
OH HELL NO, MIKAEL’S GONE AND SO IS CAMI
I hope Davina slaps Kol when she wakes up 
I highly doubt that Kol has anything remotely under control
I like that Cami’s pointing Mikael’s issues but it won’t do Cami much good
I like these Marcel and Hayley interactions, platonically ofc
FLASHBACK: so clearly the Mikaelsons didn’t relish killing in the beginning! Klaus finding out Mikael isn’t his father…it’s kind of heartbreaking
Wow, Mikael is so dramatic, forcing all these people to basically give a whole speech to Klaus and pose
Yup, beat Kol’s ass, Davina 
I like Kol but he deserves it
Esther’s plan seems to be working out very well
THIS IS A FIERCE FIGHT BETWEEN KLAUS AND MIKAEL 
FUCK NO, COME BACK TO LIFE, KLAUS 
DAVINA’S SPELL IS WORKING YESSS
YAYYY MARCEL TO THE RESCUE 
HAYLEY’S HERE TOO, HELL YEAH 
Mikael really knows how to roast someone 
Marcel has a right to be pissed, Davina is being careless and idiotic
 HAYLEY SAVING ELIJAH, WE LOVE TO SEE IT 
THEY’RE MAKING OUT NOW, THAT’S HOT 
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT’S AN ILLUSION?! FUCK THIS
2x06
Oh, poor Oliver, I may not like him but he’s been through a lot
I cannot stand Esther’s holier-than-thou attitude 
The development, Klaus said he’d save Hayley!! 
Hayley finding the wolves’ alpha, I’m guessing Jackson might be coming back into the picture
How on earth is Esther breaking down her sons into nothing going to bring back her children
ESTHER FINALLY KNOWS ABOUT MIKAEL  
LOOKS LIKE ESTHER AND KOL WILL BE HAVING AN INTERESTING CHAT 
Cami figured out the truth about Finn!!! Smart girl
Sorry, Mikael doting on one kid does not make up for him abusing the rest. If anything, he should’ve held them closer since Freya “died”
So Jackson’s just been hiding out in the bayou this whole time…coward
STOP SAYING HAYLEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR WIFE, JACKSON, IT’S AWKWARD AND CRINGY
How is it that Klaus’s birth mended the rift between Mikael and Esther but Klaus was clearly abused the most
FLASHBACK: What a horrible moment, finding your bio dad dead after being lied to all your life
Ooh, looks like there’s an operation to take down Finn!
STAB FINN, CAMI
Oliver’s speech is a tad hypocritical but I’m still cool with it 
KLAUS IS GONNA MEET HIS DAD OH MY GODD 
THIS IS KIND OF SAD, KLAUS IS LIKE A CHILD AGAIN 
WHY U GOTTA BE SO CRUEL TO BIO DAD, KLAUS, HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG
LOL Marcel’s reaction to Cami thinking Finn likes her
Oh no, Oliver’s cursed…he wasn’t exactly a good man but he didn’t deserve a painful death
ESTHERR JUST LET KLAUS AND ELIJAH GO C’MON
Why can’t Esther just explain her deal with Dahlia to Klaus?! It’s not that complicated
2x07
YESS, LET KLAUS HELP YOU, ELIJAH
Klayley has come a long way and I like it
OOH LOOKS LIKE HAYLEY’S ABOUT TO TARGET FINN AND KOL 
Come on, Jackson, I know you can be a leader! Pull yourself together 
WHY AM I LAUGHING AT CAMI ASKING OUT FINN
Leah Pipes is too pretty
I HATE that line “you’re not like most girls” 
I guess Klaus and Ansel are going to spend some time together 
Davina, there’s no way that you’re being charmed by Kol’s lines
I respect that Klaus doesn’t shy away from the bad things he’s done
Klaus and Ansel definitely have the same sort of temperament
I like Davina’s apprehension towards Kol, it’s warranted but I don’t understand why Kol is genuinely acting nice towards Davina 
Nevermind, apparently he just wants her help AKA Davina’s being used by yet another man 
Oh shit, Ansel knows about Hope
JOSH IS KINDA AWKWARD AROUND AIDEN IT’S SO CUTE
What a terrible, heartbreaking moment. Killing your bio dad, the one that could’ve loved you…so traumatic
HAYLEY, JUST KICK FINN’S ASS, STOP TALKING
FINN HAS BEEN SUBDUED, THANK GOD 
FIX ELIJAH PLEASE, GET HIM BACK IN A SUIT 
I THINK KLAUS IS GETTING THROUGH TO ELIJAH, WORK YOUR MAGIC BABY
ELIJAH WOKE UP HE WOKE UP HE WOKE UP EAT SHIT ESTHER
STOP WITH THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE ROMANTICIZATION, IM SICK OF IT
Klaus confiding in Elijah about Ansel…the feels, I’m soft 
OH MY GOD, I DIDN’T REALIZE KLAUS BROUGHT ANSEL’S BODY TO ESTHER’S LAIR
KOL AND FINN HAVE BEEN CAPTURED, OH YES, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING
2x08
REBEKAH AND BABY HOPE, TOO PRECIOUS
REBEKAH START RUNNING, DON’T LET ESTHER FIND YOU OR HOPE 
Elijah’s flying off the handle… 
Ooh, Klaus and Elijah switching roles!! An unexpected but funny change
DAVINA, YOU DO NOT KNOW KOL BETTER THAN MARCEL, IF AT ALL. STOP FOOLING YOURSELF
Davina, just give up on Klaus, stop trying to kill him 
I love Davina saying Aiden’s hot when the actors are dating in real life
What exactly counts as “Klaus’s wretched cause?” His methods are definitely gory but all he’s really trying to do is stay alive 
How can the logic be that the marriage vows have to be honoured but they happen for political reasons?! How is that a foundation for love
I like this Cami and Hayley friendship 
WAIT…ARE THOSE THE MARKS USED FOR POSSESSION SPELLS ON CAMI’S BACK?!?!
Josh seems so happy!! Love this relationship for him 
AWWW THEY KISSED, THE MUSIC SET IT UP SO PERFECTLY AND WHAT A TENDER MOMENT
I don’t think Kol is going to break Davina’s heart, it would be accurate for him to drain her blood
Elijah…I have a bad feeling about him being in this diner
I’ve missed my fave Rebekah
Oh god, Elijah….GO TO THERAPY, YOU CLEARLY NEED HELP URGENTLY 
Davina and Klaus definitely have an interesting dynamic
I THINK HAYLEY’S ABOUT TO AGREE TO A MARRIAGE WITH JACKSON 
I almost feel sorry for them…Hayley clearly doesn’t love Jackson, and he won’t fully have her heart… 
FUCK YEAH, SLAP FINN AGAIN, CAMI 
NO WAY IN HELL WILL REBEKAH BE IN CAMI’S BODY
Hayley, be honest about Elijah with Jackson, he deserves it if he’s gonna MARRY you 
A touching moment between Klaus and Kol, love these Mikaelson interactions 
Poor Finn having to go back in the coffin…he must have some insane claustrophobia 
2x09-2x16 review coming soon! Please, DO NOT POST SPOILERS OR HATE COMMENTS. I don’t expect people to agree with my opinions, but being rude is not going to get me to change mine. I haven’t seen the show before, my opinions are probably going to change over time as I keep watching. If you want longer notes on any of the episodes, opinions on a TO ship, my overall thoughts on S1 or these past episodes; please ask or message me, I’d be happy to share them. 
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