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Saint-Agnès de Roma | Mark Tuan

A scholarship student like you has no business hanging out with the cool, filthy rich, teens of your private Academy... But somehow you still end up playing a naughty game with that one guy…

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Protagonists: Mark Tuan & You

Word count: 8.2k

Lysandre’ note: FINALLY POSTING A NEW FIC. Trying to see if my shadowban is gone for ever and ever and ever. :’D I’m excited (can’t you tell?) and hope you like this.

Snippet: “You were kind of expecting the Reverend Mother to appear and throw the door open, yelling at you and Mark to get on your knees and recite Hail Mary any seconds now. He smiled, face glowing, illuminated only by the small rays of light coming through the door crack. Mark had a dangerous animalistic smile, one exposing canines and baring far too many teeth, often it made him look spooky. “Relax.” He commanded, hand climbing slowly on your side as his breathing neared your cheek. “I’m not gonna jump you. You were such a tease earlier. Is this really your first time?””

It was the long weekend of Thanksgiving, which for the rest of the students of the country, meant enjoying great food with their loving families. To the students of Saint-Agnès de Roma however, it was merely an opportunity to leave the dormitory and go wild for four days straight. If Jackson – the youngest son of the Wang family, and occasionally your best friend – was the one telling this story, he’d probably put it that way: Thanksgiving was the Saint-Agnès get-fucked Holiday. For all those ridiculously rich teenagers that long weekend meant; ski trips to the Rocky Mountains, manors deserted of any parental figures, countless parties and even shopping sprees to London or Paris.

You couldn’t care less about all that.

For you, every year, holidays only meant having the girl’s senior dormitory all to yourself. For a few nights only, you wouldn’t be woken up by your roommate’s grinding her teeth, your studies wouldn’t be delayed by some jock disrupting the peace and quiet of the library. Thankfully, they were only a few students that stayed over during the rare weekends of freedom: the ones with family issues so bad they’d rather be here than home, and the ones with an official school punishment.

You were neither; the exception, the scholarship peasant, there merely to make others feel better about themselves.

This year’s get-fucked Holiday however, you had agreed to do something quite unorthodoxy.

Soothing imaginary wrinkles on your skirt, you breathed in slowly to gather courage as you neared the Wang’s mansion. You were beginning to wonder why you accepted to come in the first place. You shouldn’t have given in to your best friend’s plea, him begging didn’t make you special in any way. Jackson had always been extra like that. He was a social butterfly and he was ‘close’ with everyone and their mothers. You guys were polar opposites and there were days where you were convinced Jackson believed himself to be the center of the universe, which was only partially right.

Still, even with his amazing social skills, sometimes it seemed that Jackson couldn’t understand the most basic things about humans in society: Birds of a feather flock together.

No matter how hard he’d try, his friends would never accept you.

It wasn’t true that finally joining one of his little ‘get-togethers’ would suddenly make you fit in with the cool crowd. Besides, it’s not like you even wanted those rich brats to like you. You’d gone through Middle School and most of High School invisible. You could endure what was left of Senior year being known as "that kid”. It wouldn’t kill you and you’d much rather spend your Friday night alone at the dorm, binging the latest tv show on Netflix, than with all of them.

Unfortunately, Jackson would never forgive you if you bailed out now. He freaked out when you tried to refuse his invitation for the hundredth time. He kept insisting tonight was going to be the ‘greatest night of your life’. Unfortunately, if all the invitations to his previous parties were anything to go by, you bet you’d still hear this argument to try to convince you to come to the next one too… And all the ones after that.

Jackson couldn’t stand the idea of people staying on the sidelines, and you knew why. He was just as righteous and idealistic as his father, Mr. Wang – probably the only billionaire in the world who always insisted to be called by his first name.

Ruiju Wang was one of the biggest benefactors of, not only the Middle School of Sacred Heart and its big sister’s Saint-Agnès de Roma Academy but also of the local orphanage. That was the only reason a kid like you got to meet a golden spoon heir like Jackson in the first place. You being a big bookworm and nerd was only coincidental, and Ruiju, seeing your potential, offered to the Sisters of the orphanage to sponsor your studies in the top schools of the area. You had always been thankful, graduating from Saint-Agnès Academy, despite your unfortunate background, guaranteed you’d get into one of the best universities of the world.

Thanks to the Wang’s gigantic fortune – mostly made in the late 70s by grandma Zhou, who Jackson once told you built a highly illegal traffic ring of tobacco and opium in British controlled Hong Kong – you now had a promising future. Perhaps that’s why you hated to disappoint your best friend. A future was a gift most orphans of the world would kill for.

Perhaps that’s also why you made it to his giant wooden front door, Friday of this Thanksgiving Holiday. Your finger hovered for a short second over the doorbell, still hesitating to join the party. But even so, your choice had already been made, you promised Jackson...

Seconds later, you were already following your very excited friend through the maze of corridors. It seemed you were heading to the East living room where you had already been countless times for the Wang’s charity events. It was an isolated part of the house, as opposed to where the rooms of the three living servants – but they called them employees – were. Ruiju and Sophia Wang had left for Australia to visit their eldest son and his family. Jackson opted out, favouring this little get together instead.

“I am sooooo glad you came y/n! You are not going to regret this!”

You could only lie through your teeth, this would be your first party ever and you didn’t belong here at all. If it was anything close to what you heard from rumours at school or seen in 90s teen movies, you’d flee without hesitation.

“TA-DAH!”

Jackson threw the doors of the living room open in front of you, spreading his arms widely. The small group of partygoers inside turned to stare at your entrance, as though you dramatically interrupted the most serious talk ever. He wasn’t kidding when he said it would be a small gathering, there was only around ten people, and you knew all of them from school.

“Wow, isn’t this a sight to behold.” Salome – head of the Senior’s Girl Dormitory, Captain of the Girl’s Lacrosse team and second-best student of Saint-Agnès – giggled, staring at you up and down. She was the devil incarnate and you threw an accusing glare at Jackson, who had conveniently not mentioned her being here. She hated you for always placing first despite lacking the help of expensive private tutors and made sure your life was hellish because of it. “How’d you manage to leave school y/n? I bet your convent strongly opposed.”

“I took the bus.” You answered sarcastically, choosing to ignore her last insinuation. You weren’t a nun, and you took the glass of colourful punch Jackson was already handing you as if to prove it.

You drank the cold alcoholized juice, walking closer to the group. It tasted like what you always imagined a vacation to the Caribbean would; sugary, with too much stuff going on, but overall enjoyable. Tonight would be your first time really drinking alcohol, but you were determined to try to blend in and that clearly meant boozing. A lot.

“I didn’t know public transportation served this neighbourhood,” Salome mused, frowning in disapproval.

It didn’t. You always had to walk 30 minutes after the nearest bus stop to make it to the Wang’s.

“Anyway, I’m glad you could join us.” A dangerous smile stretched her lips and you swear you saw Mark Tuan – descending of a long lineage of Saint Agnès alumnae and infamous serial-dater – squeeze her shoulder to ease her. It looked like these two were on again, his right arm was stretched to enclose her against his chest, as if afraid she’d dare breathe if he’d let go for a second.

“Everyone, this is my best friend y/n, she goes to Saint-Agnès too.” Jackson beamed as you carefully sat at the last empty spot of their circle. In front of you, Salome exchanged a long look with her friend Marissa – a total bitch from a new money family. The others all smiled and nodded, nonchalant at best. You had known most of them for years although you’d never spoken, and you were pretty sure they also already knew who you were. “Be nice, she’ll join our game! Where were we?”

“Katy was about to tell us about the weirdest place she has ever woken up in!” Salome laughed and Katy’s boyfriend Luis – the grandnephew of the Tsar of Bulgaria, or whatever – groaned, embarrassed for her.

“Come on, tell us!” Someone else’s pressed on, impatient. “It can’t be bad enough for you to strip.”

Immediately it clicked, and your gaze widened, staring at the pile of abandoned socks in the middle of the circle. Apparently, even filthy rich teenagers had nothing better to do than playing dumb games at parties. Still, you were glad their attention had left you completely.

Truth or Strip was sort of a legendary game at Saint-Agnès de Roma, and, as far as you knew, it was the first time an outsider was witnessing the closed circle of cool kids playing it for real. Maybe your luck just turned, this was a great behavioural observation opportunity.

“I once woke up in a…” Katy paused for effect and Luis tilted his head, frowning in anticipation. “... Gentlemen’s Club in Miami!”

“Boooo!” Marissa exclaimed as soon as the confession left her mouth. “Who hasn’t?”

You laughed as everyone did, certain 99,9% of the world’s population had never even set foot in that sort of exclusive place.

“BUT,” Katy raised a finger to defend herself, “the night actually started in Los Angeles!”

Impressed clapping followed, and you smiled in your glass as their sick oversharing game moved on. Apparently, you were as invisible here as you were in school, which was a relief, even if you promised Jackson to make friends. Everybody got drunker by the minute and almost an hour later, they were still playing the game.

Jinyoung Park – of Park Films, by far the largest movie production company in Asia – lost his shirt in a very gentlemanly manner, refusing to give away the name of his first conquest. Mark Tuan lost his too, refusing to share the weirdest place where he ever had sex. Chao-Xing – daughter of a Chinese real estate mogul, rumoured to own more than a third of Vancouver – took off her tights to keep the phone number of Justin Bieber her dirty little secret. Hyunwoo Son – of the South Korean ambassador’s family – gave up his (rather outdated) Ralph Lauren’ Polo to avoid spilling the tea on the craziest thing he used his diplomatic immunity for.

Everyone kept losing pieces of clothing except you, and you were starting to feel the dangerous buzz of the alcohol through your veins. So far it was all fun and games, perhaps it really was a great thing you’d come to this party.

Looking at them making fools of themselves felt surreal and oddly satisfying.

Studying these people in their own habitat could be great for your plan of pursuing an Anthropology Major. It made you feel like your very own Jane Goodall in the Kenya jungle, learning how to interact with primates.

“Jackson!” Jaebum Im – rumoured to be the secret love child of a top actress and one of Hyundai’s already married chairmen – slapped a hand on the built shoulder of your close friend, ready to get him to confess some horrible deeds. “Who’s your first love?” There was a collective roll of eyes at the easy question, but it caught your attention. “Truth or Strip!”

“Y/n,” Jackson answered immediately, not embarrassed the least by it and you blushed when everyone looked at you. Your friend was way too honest at this game, he only lost a single sock so far. He bluntly answered almost everything.

“What!?” Marissa – both of them infamously dated for a year during your time at Sacred Heart’ Middle School – sneered, staring dagger at you. “When?”

“My family sent me at least a day per week at her place when we were young, so we got really close.”

“Your parents sent you to... a-an orphanage?” Her mouth dropped, clearly horrified by the idea. “Is that even legal?”

“Yes.” You replied before Jackson could get offended for you, grinning at her unemotionally. “We used to play together every weekend since we were 8 years old.”

“Well well…” Salome, who seemed to have forgotten your existence until then, smiled diabolically. Perhaps she really had forgotten, everyone was pretty drunk by then. After all, the party was already going on a full swing when you joined. “Looks like we haven’t played with you yet… What should we ask y/n?”

“It’s not how the game works.” Youngjae Choi – golden son of one of the teachers, Mrs. Choi, and main soloist of the Saint-Agnès choir – cut in, trying to stop her. Half of an official nerd himself, he was already too familiar with her dirty shenanigans. Lord knows what he was doing here tonight, maybe your common friend forcefully dragged him too. “It’s Jackson’s turn to ask!”

“Fine.” She rolled her eyes, miffed. “But it has to be y/n since she hasn’t played yet.”

“Y/n…” Jackson frowned, seemingly unable to think of a question invasive enough to satisfy the vultures, but still soft as to not make you regret you’d come. “Um…” Also, he already knew everything about you. Growing up in a Catholic orphanage wasn’t exactly the most propitious background for nurturing some dark and wild secret.

“Come on…” Another one sighed.

“Are you still a virgin?” Jaebum asked curious, earning himself a warning glare from the host.

“It’s too obvious she is,” Katy giggled, turning his more innocent question into something displeasing. As though being a virgin was nasty and shameful, you clenched your jaw. “Has she even ever been kissed to begin with?” From the corner of your eyes, you spotted Tuan straightening, probably ready to join in and make fun of you.

“Give me a second, I’ll think of something.” Jackson – your actual first kiss, by the way – ignored them, but you felt your face warm up.

Ultimately, the impending question didn’t matter, because you knew just the way to remain in control of their game, stay ahead and not give them the pleasure of embarrassing you. It’s the only advantage to being picked on often, you learn to understand the rules better than the ones making them. It’s like chess, if you’re always a move ahead, they can never truly get to you.

To survive tonight and fit it, you’d have to channel your inner Jane Goodall; think like a primate; become a primate.

It was a good thing you were done with your second drink. Already, your mind was numb in the most perfect way, you felt courageous and unbeatable. You were going to show them – those rich brats – show them you weren’t scared of anything. You could be fun. You could play and act dumb too. You could misbehave just like them.

Just as Jackson was opening his mouth to ask something, you started to pull at your dark t-shirt, riding it up and out of your suede skirt. The room automatically fell silent, everything stood still. The only thing you could hear was the sound of the stereo in the background, playing the dirty pop of the Hit 40. All the other girls only had stripped off their socks, tights or blazers so far, not wanting to take off anything more substantial, but you weren’t like others.

You’d rather expose yourself before they’d try to expose you.

After you threw your t-shirt on the pile of already stripped clothes, you sat there in silence as the boys cooed, highly conscious of your bra and mini skirt. Thank God you were tipsy enough to still act confident. Like another – primate you.

“What the heck?!” Jackson yelped, gaze crazy wide as he looked anywhere else but your exposed skin. “I haven’t asked my question!”

You shrugged, playing cool, “My answer is Strip.” Turning to Salome, you mimicked her earlier smirk. Right now, she looked like she had swallowed something nasty.

See? Virgins can be so much fun.

“Awesome...” Jaebum clicked his tongue, clearly entertained. “Looks like it’s your turn now, brainiac.” The boy’ Lacrosse captain handed you a third colourful drink, eyes dangerously lingering on the curve of your boobs.

By your standards, Im was the most handsome guy at the Academy, not that you’d ever tell anyone. He appeared out of nowhere at Saint-Agnès in 10th grade. According to the rumours, he earned himself this one-way trip by stealing his dad’s favourite sports car and crashing it into the Han River. His father was said to have sent him to Catholic boarding school only because his mother cried and begged for it not to be Military Academy. Jaebum was a ‘no comment’ type of guy, so nobody ever got to the bottom of his story. If it was true, you had to admit his mom horridly failed him. You were pretty sure Saint-Agnès’ Reverend Mother was scarier than any drill inspector could ever dream to be.

Accepting the drink, you blushed for everyone to see. It felt as though Jaebum’s eyes were fire on your neckline, as though it were his fingers and not simply his gaze that was on you. You didn’t feel exposed, you felt seen. Every single guy in the room – except Jackson – had his eyes glued to you and surprisingly, it wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be.

“Let’s stop now.” The host gloomily stared away. You knew him enough to be aware he thought he was responsible for letting his schoolmates corrupt you.

“Yes, let’s play another game.” Salome agreed all too eager, having recovered from your little stunt. You smiled widely as you took another big sip of the tropical punch, aware she was fuming.

“The Knot?” Marissa suggested.

“Strip Pong,” Luis replied, running his hand up and down Katy’s thigh.

You rolled your eyes as the ideas kept coming, all games you had no clue how to play and clearly involving losing more clothes and dignity. Mark Tuan snorted at your dramatic gesture, catching your attention.

He was also childhood best friends with Jackson, but you never hung out together after you entered High School. Jackson was the only one who kept publicly addressing you, whereas that jerk played the other kids’ scheme, the invisibility one. Mark offered you one of his legendary lopsided grins as you held his gaze. You quirked a brow in distaste for him to see, a part of you wanted that almighty guy to know he had no effect on you whatsoever. Not anymore anyway, you were way past that naive 11 years old phase where you thought he was kinda cute. Nowadays you weren’t one of his fangirls, dying for him to notice her.

Coming from alumni and rich – you-have-no-idea-how-rich – kind of family, Mark Tuan stood at the very top of Saint-Agnès eligible bachelor hierarchy, the type you bet student’ parents slyly mentioned at family suppers: “Are you friend with the Tuan kid? I hear he’s as beautiful as his mother. She was a Miss Universe in the late 80s.”: “Isn’t the oldest son of the Tuans in your class? He’s old money, they left Mainland China many generations back.” or perhaps even: “He’s worth 20 billion at the very least. Please, do shag him and get knocked up”.

You, however, had no parents shoving you his way. Mark Tuan had been the quiet and hard to get close with type even in Middle School, and of course, it took a Jackson Wang to break down his walls. But he wasn’t the shy kid following you two around anymore. Now Mark had found his own species and returned to the wild. Like all of them, he was all about Gucci tees, yachts, drugs, fun and whatever. You definitely hadn’t seen him at Sunday mass in a while.

From what you heard, he had become as superficial as these other rich jerks, going through girls as models go through clothes. Curiously, Salome always seemed to find a way to pull him back somehow. Why even bother? These two started dating on and off between Middle and High School and never stopped. The same summer you and Jackson had a fling. Why did Tuan like the she-devil though? Even Jackson didn’t have any clue, nor could justify his friend taste for the dark side.

Filthy rich players like Tuan weren’t a ‘catch’, they were the poison of modern society. They thought they could get away with anything.

“Suck and Blow.” Salome decided on the game Authority herself, unaware her very shirtless boyfriend was still checking you out. And boy was that a sight, even you had to admit it. He might’ve grown up to be a piece of shit, but Mark had become one damn good looking turd.

Once everyone agreed, you all stood and – Thank God – got dressed. You picked up your own t-shirt from the pile to put it on, relieved. Sure, you were confident, but you didn’t want to chill with them half-naked all night either. Done, the party spread in a circle again and, sensing your confusion, Youngjae pulled you by the wrist to his right. He then leaned in to whisper in your ear, not as subtle as he intended to: “We just pass a card around with our mouths without dropping it. It’s about timing, the pair that drops it has to deal with a punishment.”

“Ew, that’s disgusting.” You grimaced and he shrugged, apparently already familiar with the game. You didn’t peg him for the type to come to these parties often, but perhaps you were wrong. Perhaps the choir sweetheart had a secret thing for booze and dirty games… How intriguing, you turned to consider him anew. “Are you good at this?”

“I...” Youngjae hesitated a second too long, doubt shading his features, “am really, really bad.” He confessed like a sin, making you laugh. He was cute in a ‘pure guy’ kind of way, you were familiar through Jackson and often shared a table to study quietly at the library. Youngjae was also in Saint-Agnès’ top 5 and didn’t come from a particularly wealthy family, thereby an ally. Jackson once told you that Youngjae attending the Academy was in his mother’s teaching contract. His financial background made him comfortable and relatable somehow. At least you had someone like him here with you tonight. Jackson was way too busy hosting to notice you didn’t know where to put yourself.

“What’s the punishment?”

“Well, obviously, there’s a risk you’ll… kiss, by accident.” He cleared his throat, accidentally adorable. They were far worse fates than sharing a kiss with him, you decided. “And if you drop the card, the usual pun-”

“Have you never played, y/n?” Tuan, who somehow had appeared to your own right chuckled, amused by how clueless you were. “Cute.” You gulped, staring in his almond eyes, he was about the same height as you now. In your Middle School friendship years, he’d been shorter by many centimetres, never managing to grow fast enough to catch up to you. “Don’t worry.” Mark plucked his lips your way and winked, gaze dropping in your neckline. “I’m good enough at this for us two.” If you were reminiscing of young innocent feelings, his douchebag attitude definitely brought you back down to the present.

Strong of your alcohol confidence, you feigned to look over your shoulder in confusion. “Are you talking to me?” You pressed your chest with both hands like honoured to be blessed by his recognition. “Can you really see me?” Tuan blinked, taken aback and Youngjae snorted to your left. He was always a great public, easygoing and always laughing at your stupid jokes.

“Of course, y/n. Your bra was kinda hard to miss earlier.”

Having recovered, Mark’s rude tongue darted through his parted lips to taunt you and your face warmed treacherously. It had been forever since you two last spoke or stood this close. The way Mark was looking at you now felt unsafe, predaceous. You almost took a step away instinctively, but that wouldn’t have been a very ‘primate y/n’ thing to do so you held back.

“Good girl gone bad... I’m all here for you.”

Instead, at that, you rolled your shoulders and exchanged a glance with Youngjae.

“Well, you must not know a lot of good girls, Mark… We’re the very best at being bad.”

Youngjae immediately coughed and the player’s brows shot up, a new glimmer in his eyes. What the fuck was primate y/n doing, flirting? Why would you ever say something like that? Jesus.

“Well, colour me intrigued.” Mark exhaled before taking a sip of his cup and you stared, trying not to hate yourself for saying shit like that aloud. “Then a good girl like you probably has a few bad tricks to teach me.”

You were about to reply with something – hopefully clever – for him to sod off, when Jackson announced the start of the game, standing on the other side of the circle. Your jaw dropped, realizing it meant you’d play between Youngjae and Mark. You’d sooner eat a live spider than kiss that jerk. Oblivious to your inner turmoil, Jackson winked at you, taking out a credit card from his wallet. (Lord knows where it had been!) Without wasting a second more, he put it on his mouth, sucked air and lowered to Salome to his right, passing her the card.

The game had started. Suck. Blow. Suck. Blow.

Pretty simple and self-explanatory. You tried to concentrate on watching the others play with ease to prepare yourself. If you mastered the technique, there was nothing to be afraid of. Still, you suspected it was a lot harder than it looked though and you peeked at Tuan, nervous. In a matter of seconds, it was your turn and Youngjae lowered himself above you, brows furrowed in concentration. You sucked the card successfully, disgusted at the sensation of wetness on your lips. Dreading the next exchange, you turned to the man to your right, not without a certain sense of responsibility. You were usually good at games and you could own this one too. Tuan’s face drew nearer, and you stilled, trying to make it easier for him. You passed the card without any difficulties. Thank God, you sighed, watching it make its way faster and faster around the circle.

You would get herpes because of this stupid party game. Ew.

You lacked time to dwell on that new disgusting realization before it was your turn again. Clearly, the unspoken rule was to accelerate to make things harder. No one had dropped the card yet. Youngjae chuckled gladly when he successfully passed it to you once more and you tried to ignore the dirty wetness from all the other players this time. This time, Mark wrapped his hand around your neck to stabilize himself when you turned to him. Other players had done it too and it made the exchange easier, so you tried not to think much of it. Like you did earlier, when you felt him suck, you blew to let the card go. Only this time, to your absolute horror…

The card fell.

You barely managed to retreat away from Mark’s plucked lips in a panic to avoid any skin contact. Drunkenly stumbling backwards, you hit Youngjae who held you up with strong hands. The small gathering collectively laughed at the fail and Mark winced, falsely apologetic.

“Gee!” He snapped his fingers like a 30s cartoon character who just made a blunder. You stared, bewildered as he bent to pick up the credit card, tossing it to Jackson under a thunder of woos. Mark lost on purpose. You were almost sure of it. Next, to the awfully serious host, Salome was livid, looking like she was about to murder you on the spot.

“Seven Minutes in Heaven!” Bambam – a 2nd generation heir from Thailand, newly transferred after being successively kicked out of his four previous boarding schools in Asia (and very proud of it) – announced your punishment.

Unfortunately, you knew how to play that game.

“W-What?!” You gasped in dismay, desperately turning to Youngjae for help as Mark shrugged at you, smirking.

Seven Minutes in Heaven?! More like: your own personal Hell.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Salome crossed her arms in front of her petite frame, head about to burst. “She obviously dropped it on purpose!” Your mouth opened in befuddlement. It was the stupidest accusation in the history of mankind. “Mark.” She warned, and the young man shrugged again, unbothered by her dirty glare.

“Rules are rules.” He said with a laugh.

“It’ll be the most boring seven minutes of your life, Mark!” She snapped, lacing venom in her words and the others self-conceited asstwats stifled their laughs.

“Excuse me?” Insulted, you narrowed your eyes at the brunette. Alcohol was apparently making you forget that these rich brats’ opinion of you couldn’t matter less. Boring? Why was she taking her anger out on you? You weren’t the one who failed the game and it’s not like you were trying to seduce her disgusting boyfriend.

“Please y/n, everyone knows you’re frigid.” Spiteful, Salome snickered, but no one found her funny this time. Jaebum even took an instinctive step between you two. Wait… Was she jealous, of you? The thought made you secretly ecstatic. Jeez, she should keep Mark Tuan on a leash if she cared that much. It’s not like he wasn’t running around giving it to anybody in the first place.

“Sally, don’t–” Even he tried to stop her, but she cut him off.

“I mean, isn’t she saving herself to take the veil or something?”

Your jaw clenched at that one last insult. You were aware of your prudish reputation, an overly Catholic childhood tends to stick to anyone, but you hated it. Salome regularly used that to publicly ridicule you. This time was different though, and she was either too drunk or stupid – or both – to realize that. She had just shown you her entire hand.

You smiled, she’d given you leverage, the upper hand, something invaluable you never had before. Now you knew her weakness.

“Jackson?” The summoned boy winced at your call, apparently dying a thousand deaths. It was too late now, you were worked up and he recognized that expression on your face. There was no point trying to stop you. “Where’s the closet?” You asked, as if there was some sort of unholy place specially dedicated to playing that game.

“W-What?” He couldn’t have looked more alarmed

“Tuan and I obviously need a heaven.” You pressed on, rolling your eyes. You should’ve stopped, but you were getting way too defiant.

“We do?” Mark whispered for only you to hear, slight panic now showing.

“Rules are rules.” Primate y/n replied to him sarcastically.

You wouldn’t have played Seven Minutes in Heaven with that asshole just to abide by the rules of this stupid party, but if it made Salome lose her mind... Then it was the only reason you needed to be willing. You’d do almost anything to give her a taste of her own medicine.

Youngjae pulled at your elbow, mouthing a very clear ‘don’t’ as a warning, probably thinking you had a death wish. There was no way she’d let you live when she got back to the dormitory after the Holidays. Too bad for her, the she-devil was already making your life a living Hell. You grinned at Tuan, trying to look convincing. You didn’t see him anymore, he wasn’t that former childhood friend nor the school’s hottest manwhore.

Now he was it, your own personal vendetta.

“A closet?” Jackson breathed out, mind completely blank. You bet if it was anyone else playing, he’d laugh and cheer, turning into his usual overdramatic bubbly self. Right now, he looked nothing but dejected.

“To show Tuan a not-so-boring time.” You enlightened, seriously exasperated. This time everyone else came alive to guide you two. Mark, who followed with heavy feet, clearly had a change of heart, but you didn’t care. He was the one who dropped the card. He didn’t have to do it for laughs, to bluff like that. What an ass.

‘We’re still young and they aren’t all that bad. You need to learn to have fun y/n!’

That’s what Jackson had said to convince you to come. I’m trying, you thought, I’m being; not boring. You bet now he was regretting ever inviting you.

You had to enter a guestroom to find an actual closet and it was empty and surely uncomfortable, like pretty much anything in the Wang’s gigantic mansion. Still, in a daze, you stepped it, followed closely by Mark. As soon as the door closed behind, you heard a chair being dragged to block it.

Now if either of you wanted to make a run for it, you couldn't. Great….

“Why’d you do that for?” You immediately ushered and hit his arm, freaking out at the dramatic shift of atmosphere. Before, you were sure he lost on purpose and he must have had intricate ulterior motives. There was no way one of the biggest playboys of the Academy did that just to earn himself seven minutes in the dark with your nerdy ass.

“Weren’t you begging for this to happen just now?” Mark drew nearer and you backed away until you couldn’t escape anymore. His arms found the wall on each side of your head. That proud asshole didn’t seem half as reluctant at the thought of you now that nobody could see him. This situation felt awfully intimate... Even though Salome was probably counting the seconds until she could open the doors.

“Besides, I haven’t done anything yet.” His whisper made you shiver as his breath fawned over your face.

You exhaled anxiously, staring back at him, oscillating. “Your girlfriend is going to kill me.” Perhaps you shouldn’t have drunk that much. Sure, you told Jackson you would try to fit in, but right now, with Mark, locked in this closet... It felt as though you had succeeded at becoming an entirely different person and you wondered if you’d find yourself back once the door reopened.

Jane Goodall did struggle after she left the primates to their jungle and returned to her own reality.

“Who?” He questioned innocently, “When I’ll date for real I won’t play around.” Mark’s right hand found your hip bone in the semi-darkness, thumb brushing your stomach through the fabric. You stilled, not knowing how to react to that. “Sally’s just a little intense,” he glanced down at your lips, “sorry she’s being hard on you.”

“That’s the understatement of the year.” The last world barely left your throat. From this close, this turd… He smelled kind of nice. Dammit.

“So… Are you really a good girl?” Mark hummed softly, leaning closer, voice deeper than the freaking Pacific ocean. Betraying goosebumps immediately spread on your skin. Right, you closed both eyes in defeat. That was why he made sure to lose the game. He knew it would turn out like this. “I bet it’s true...”

Mark's tongue darted out, catching the light and your eyes dropped on his lips. It was unfair. You weren’t prepared to face that kind of threat tonight. He was getting all predacious again and you were an easy prey. Sure, you hated the guy… When sober, collected, in control of yourself… Apparently, being pressed against a hot torso in the secrecy of a closet can change one’s perspective. You were almost trembling, blood boiling, body turned to stone; trapped.

“That you’re good at being bad.” Mark let out a weird small exhale, almost inaudible, tilting his head to the side.

Oh God, he was going to make this happen.

You had kissed boys before – OK fine, mostly Jackson and only when you were about twelve – but you had never made out in a dark closed space with anyone and surely that was bound to be sinful. Just being this close with Mark was surreal, electrifying, completely wrong. Did all guys smell like that? Jesus.

You were kind of expecting the Reverend Mother to appear and throw the door open, yelling at you and Mark to get on your knees and recite Hail Mary any seconds now.

His thumb pressed that spot on your hip and you inhaled sharply in apprehension, almost a purr. How humiliating, you’d never even made a sound like that. That jerk’s touch was more inhibiting than alcohol. Primate y/n was a traitor. Hopefully, you’d remember not to ever trust her again tomorrow morning, when you’d sobered up. Mark must have heard it because he smiled, face glowing, illuminated by the small rays of light coming through the door crack. He always had a dangerous animalistic smile, one exposing canines and baring far too many teeth, often it made him look spooky.

“Relax.” He commanded, hand climbing slowly on your side as his erratic breathing neared your cheek. “I’m not gonna jump you. You were such a tease earlier. Is this really your first time?”

Mark wasn’t that much of a talker in Middle School, this new him was the worst. He chuckled silently, unaware of your thoughts and a resolve birthed in your chest at his amusement. You weren’t about to let that guy boast later to the whole school about how inexperienced you were. Especially not to his bitchy non-girlfriend. Strong of determination and anticipation, you put your own hands around his hips, unsure where else they should go. You weren’t going to freak out. You weren’t going to be boring. You might as well go all out if primate you were about to do this to herself.

“No,” you lied, almost convincing your drunk self. “it’s not.”

“I’m gonna kiss you...” Mark announced with his alpha tone, not buying the lie. Although his statement should have sounded awkward, it made you shiver at the suspense. Through the tip of your fingers on his shirt, you felt his heart thump loudly in his chest. Was he nervous? Surely not, you bet he’d kissed a thousand girls in dark closets.

“Well…” You faked confidence again, acutely conscious of how hot he was now– in every possible way… Even if he was a disgusting manwhore. “Is it coming today or...”

Mark was still baring his toothy grin when your noses brushed. You’re the one who met his lips in the middle, surprisingly tilting your head to help.

He tasted of Caribbean punch, a mix between warm nights, fresh fruits and bonfire. It was addictive, not half-bad. Instantly, Mark’s kiss became insistent, his mouth opened against yours, adding pressure and you obeyed, too dazed to do anything or have second thoughts.

He was trapping you against the wall roughly, ravaging you. He had absolutely no mercy and you were pushing back with all your might to survive, hips, lips and hands all over. This wasn’t about the reality outside at all, any thought of the others completely vanished the second Mark slid his hand under your shirt. You let him do it, skin awaken by the touch, discovering a thousand new nerves on your body.

Yes, you had become another y/n.

That was the only explanation. A y/n that makes out in dark rooms with cool kids and grinds into them shamelessly, but just for seven minutes.

Seven extremely messy minutes.

Mark groaned in your mouth, skilled fingers caressing your stomach softly and you curved against him, craving more, possessed. Your skin was buzzing, like screaming, begging to feel him more. His left hand hiked up your body in a hurry, climbing under your t-shirt in your back and you prayed the door wouldn’t shed light on this scene. It would be terribly embarrassing; you were letting him put both of his hands up your shirt. Mark pressed his leg between yours that opened automatically, and your fingers entangled themselves in his hair, almost for support. He never broke the kiss. He too, probably knew better than to waste any second of whatever shared craziness this moment was.

“So good,” Mark grunted, words shaking to escape his throat and you opened your eyes in amazement, “but so bad.”

Shared hysteria. That was what this was.

You both weren’t done though. He adventured his left hand on the fabric of your bra and you froze briefly. Mark must have felt your hesitation because he kept it there. He didn’t push it further nor did he take it away and it felt weird. Like your heart was about to burst through your left breast for him to hold. Sometimes you dreamed of being touched like that, but it was even better than what you imagined, overpowering.

Even if it was by Mark Tuan, or perhaps even more frighteningly; because it was him. This was all Primate y/n’s doing, anyway, not yours.

The Reverend Mother would’ve had a heart attack if she knew where you were and with whom. Your head was spinning, imagination taking this even further. This deserved at least a thousand Hail Marys, a plethora of Rosaries.

“Fuck,” He whispered in your mouth, the sound like thunder. “Who knew.”

Not you.

You had no idea you were so easy, such a whore. He resumed kissing you as though this was perfectly normal, but perhaps he just couldn’t stop either. You could feel him through his pants, the bad boy wasn’t so unphased by you. This was so new, everything was exhilarating. Mark rocked between your legs, causing your eyes to roll back in your head. You were enjoying every second of this, you were right; Seven Minutes in Heaven with Mark Tuan was your own personal Hell. Whatever this was would haunt you later on for sure. The smell of his skin, the taste of his tongue, the touch of his hand. But you were shameless, you took it all. You didn’t have any second to waste before reality hit. Mark pushed against you again and you pressed closer involuntarily, wondering if he was doing it on purpose.

The direct friction on your tights and panties was going to make you lose your damn mind. You slid one of your own hands under his shirt to feel the abs you spotted earlier during the Strip or Truth game. You ran your nails on his body, and he moaned.

Mark Tuan, actually moaned while making out with you.

You stilled for a heartbeat, unsure if this was supposed to be good or not until he bit your lips, rolling it between his teeth. And you came alive again, because... Jesus. That was unexpected. And Lord, that felt like Heaven. Your hands slid to his back to pull him closer and Mark obliged, fingers caressing the curve of your boobs endlessly, every bit of skin not covered by your bra. In the moment, you wanted to ask him to touch you under the fabric, wanted to know if you would break, but your mouth was too busy being full of him.

As though he heard your thoughts, or unable to refrain from it anymore, Mark’s left hand finally slipped under your bra to touch your breast. He brushed your nipple, causing you to make another embarrassing inhuman sound, something low that he swallowed and kept to himself. Thankfully, Mark only became more eager after that. He used his other hand to press you harder on him through his pants, rolling his hips forward. Your whole body was ablaze, alive in a way it had never been before, and surprisingly Mark seemed as equally taken. His kisses were messy, his breathing on your face heavy as if he was running a marathon. According to your heart rate, you certainly were too.

Mark mumbled unintelligibly, something about his will failing and doing this sooner, as he slipped his free hand to where your thighs met. Before you could process what he said, he touched that forbidden place through your tights and panties, even just like that it felt overwhelming and dangerous. Instantly, you fidgeted and dug your nails in his skin. He hissed and stilled too, but you pulled at him, undecided on what you wanted to do next. Reality was still waiting outside that door.

“Mark…” He seemed to recognized the call for whatever it truly was, and his fingers started to move cautiously on the fabric.

“Shhh, don’t want them to hear, do we?” Mark’s head dropped in the crook of your neck to suck on your skin. Your whole body was humming at his touch, like wanting to be heard, to scream for the world to know.

Right. Reality. You covered your mouth with your hand, flustered. If you were still logical, sober and calm, you’d push him away, ask him to stop, but you didn’t want that. You wanted Mark to keep going, keep that up for an eternity, nothing else mattered. “Mark, this is s-so…”

Summoned, he grunted on your neck pleased you kept calling his name. “Good,” he asked, lips now brushing yours “being bad?”

Reprobate. Wrong. Lewd. Vile. Immoral. His fingers were still rubbing you, and you sighed, clinging to him, unable to say anything else. Perfect. Mind-blowing. Addictive. Perfectly right.

“Fuck, you’re so hot.” Hot.

“Me?” Hot. “Have you lost your mind?” You giggled and he joined, complicit.

“Yeah,” Mark’ hands abandoned their dirty deeds to cup your face, pulling you in for a deep kiss, “long ago.”

“When?” Seeing your frown, he grinned way too largely again. He was just about to answer when reality interrupted.

“ONE MINUTE!” Someone loud – very Bambam-esque – hit the door and you both jerked away, startled.

How many bases did you two run anyway? Suddenly, you wished you knew baseball enough to get the sexy metaphors. Was that only the first base? This felt like way more.

“Fuck,” Mark swore again, exhaling loudly. “Y/n, that was… so hot.” That word again. It was the first time someone used it to describe something about you. Then again, tonight felt like a night full of ‘firsts’. Mark reached for your skirt that had riled up your hips and pulled it downwards, hiding how far your game had gone. The fact that it was his first move gave away how accustomed he was to that kind of heated make-out sessions and you shook your head from side to side, remembering who you were with and why. Right. He was the player of Saint-Agnès de Roma, a manwhore… Surely that was why.

“Did you drop the card on purpose?” You asked hurriedly while he was making sure your t-shirt was back to its original place.

He blinked, staring at you for a long second like you were a dimwit. “Yes.”

“Why?” You were determined to leave this place with a clear answer.

“Well, y/n,” Mark murmured, pressing his lips on yours and running his tongue at the edge of them one last time, “I don’t think I could make myself any more obvious.”

“W-What?”

“TIME’S UP!” Someone yelled – yep, it was Bambam – letting the too cruel light shine on the scene inside the closet.

Thankfully, Mark was standing at a safe distance when the door opened. Still, he must have looked guilty somehow, because Jaebum applauded, impressed.

“Jesus Christ,” Jackson swore – a very rare occurrence – when he saw your ruffled hair and swollen lips.

Another day, you’d feel like hiding away, but, probably because of the rush of oxytocin and all that Caribbean Punch, tonight, primate you just shrugged it off. Your mind was caught up elsewhere, up in the clouds. No wonder that jerk was so popular with girls.

After those Seven Minutes in Heaven, you had learned three new things:

One, Mark Tuan could Jedi trick you into doing absolutely anything.

Two, you could make him lose his mind...

And three…

You sneaked a look his way while getting pulled by Jackson out of the (blessed) closet. Mark was strangely silent, letting his friends tease him without much reaction. He met your gaze and you misstepped, almost falling on the Wang’s luxurious carpet. Jackson caught you in extremis and your clumsiness made Mark snort, struggling to conceal his inhuman grin. There he was, making fun of you again.

And three... Tonight was obviously going to become a regular thing between you two.

And you weren’t the one making the rules.

|| M.List || GOT7 ||

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All right. Welcome back, everybody, to all Tarquin Daily Course, you subscribe to this channel for our daily videos on everything going on in the cryptocurrency space today. A lot of exciting things to talk about in today’s video. Before I get to this, I want to spend a few minutes talking about the shadow band problem that’s happening and it’s happening to the bigger Bitcoin cryptocurrency YouTube’s. So if you put the word Bitcoin in the title or description of any of your videos doesn’t apply to the past videos, but any videos in the past few days and going forward, it seems that these videos get shadowbanned for a period of time. So we did an experiment yesterday in yesterday’s video and this video right here, we did not use the word Bitcoin or anything related in the title or description. Guess what? That video performed normally, as in, it did not get shadowbanned by YouTube. So this is 100 percent YouTube’s algorithm picking up videos that mention the word bitcoin in this video. In the video, you’re watching right now. I’m sure you’ve noticed I decided to put the word Bitcoin in the title again. I mean, it’s just SVO, our channels about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency. It hurts us if we can’t put Bitcoin in cryptocurrency in the title and description. So what this means is because the word Bitcoin is in the title, probably in a couple of hours after I released this video, I expect this video to get Shatto banned. YouTube will shadowban this video for a period of six to 12 hours, at least in our experience. But when I say shadow band, what YouTube is doing is this video will not show up in your subfield. This video will not be recommended to you and it won’t be recommended to anybody on YouTube. Even if you search the title of this video in the name of our channel. You will not be able to see this video because of the shadow band. After about 12 hours in our experience, the videos get put back to normal again. As in, they’re visible again. You can see them in yourself and feed they will be suggested. But as you can imagine, this kills all momentum. So I’ve been trying to email with YouTube premium support. They seem willing to help. But so far, they have yet to acknowledge the actual shadow banding problem. In my opinion, this is just speculation, but in my opinion, we are collateral damage. My theory is that YouTube is trying to crack down on these live stream scams and we and some of the bigger bitcoin and crypto YouTube channels are getting caught in the crossfire, unfortunately. And I’m sure you can understand. You know, as a content creator, this really hurts us. You know, we make videos so people can watch them. So YouTube shadowbanning us, you know, really hurts. Morale hurts our bottom line. Hopefully, this gets worked out soon. Do me a favour. Take two seconds. Hit the like button. Give this video a thumbs up. That’s what I need you to do. If you want to support the channel liking the video, it’s not going to stop the shadowban, but it will help us before and after the shadowban. And hopefully, our video can perform somewhere around normal. If everybody likes the video. So I wanted to clue you in as to everything that’s going on with our channel. But, you know, this is bigger than our channel. This is about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency in general. So anyway, that being said, let’s get into some recent news. The Bitcoin whale population has been spotted increasing in the wild. Whales have been in solid accumulation mode since January of 2020. That means whales started accumulating at the beginning of the year and then all through 2020. This is macro bullish. So whales are entities that hold 1000 Bitcoin or more. And you can see the data here. You can see how our wallets that are holding 1000 Bitcoin or more have been increasing since January. Now, to go further because it’s not all about the whales, right. Bitcoin supposed to be for everybody to go further. We’re seeing retail buying Bitcoin as well. So here what we’ve been seeing this all year, but this is updated data addresses holding more than one Bitcoin, reached a new all-time high again. So minnows are accumulating, too. Well, I guess one Bitcoin wouldn’t be minnows. I guess fish are accumulating as well. Anyways, at some point, people won’t be able to accumulate one bitcoin. I’m sure you realize that Bitcoin has this future person owning one whole Bitcoin is out of the question. People will just be able to stack Satoshi. I mean, owning one whole bitcoin is out of a lot of people’s reach already. But the data suggests that at. This time, people are still accumulating and reaching the threshold of one whole Bitcoin, and that’s also what Mike Novogratz is saying. Mike Novogratz, he’s a very he’s been very vocal lately about how he’s seeing hedge funds interested in buying Bitcoin. He says hedge funds are buying Bitcoin. And he says that you know, retail people are buying Bitcoin as well. And of course, you know, Mike Novogratz, he is the poster boy for former Wall Street turned crypto. He was on CNBC again just yesterday talking about two things. He talked about how people are buying Bitcoin because Bitcoin is hard money. And he talked about his moustache. What are you doing, Mike, with your portfolio besides growing a moustache? You know, I grew the moustache as my growing moustache, and I don’t want to keep it until, you know, the quarantine is over. I got I think it might be Christmas at this point, but I still am very bullish hard assets. I think there’ll be a push too hard assets. There is a very decent chance. Much higher than it was before some stagflationary or inflationary environment. And so I’m still on a lot of gold. I love Bitcoin. Next Tuesday, we have the Bitcoin having where the inflation rate gets cut in half. And so you talk about inflation and fiat currencies where the Fed is printing money like it’s a money-printing machine. And in the Bitcoin space, you know, there’s money supply gets cut 50 percent. And so big deal there. We’re seeing lots of new investors in that space, hedge funds that are buying it, not just as individual managers are buying it in their fund. I think you’ll see some announcements soon of that or, you know, investor lenders out. And so all positive stuff in terms of flow in that space is that’s where the bulk of my risk is. It’s been a fun environment in the Bitcoin space after a long desert. We now really have real activity. So, yeah, Mike Novogratz also brought up the Bitcoin, having now us all to coin daily. We will most likely be doing a live stream an hour or two going into the having. So going into this clock hits zero, we’re going to be having a little having Livestream party. And really, I hope you guys understand the magnitude of the having, in my opinion, that the having is a thousand times more significant than any AWALT coin partnership. This is a celebration of bitcoins, hard money policy and public hard money policy. And this is only the third having to ever happen. You’re going to be able to tell people in the future if you’re so inclined, you’re gonna be able to brag. I was around before the third having I stacked some CITO sheets before the third having think about it. Hardly anybody was around for Bitcoin’s first having a handful of people were around for Bitcoin. Second tapping. You know, would you consider those guys like the. Oh. In the future. You and I are gonna be consider the O’Jays. It’s gonna be a point of pride that we stacked some satoshi is before this clock struck. Zero. So that’s what I’m thinking. I’m really the link in the description to probably this tweet or maybe a tweet like this where we tagged at Team YouTube and we’re trying to nudge them to, you know, clear up this Bitcoin content censorship. So if you wanted to look in the description and just give the video a little like a little poke, a little nudge. And that’s it for me today, my friends. My name is Aaron at Old Quinn Daily. By the way, guys, make sure you’re following us on Twitter. You know, we’ve been updating everybody on Twitter about this Bitcoin censorship, you know, as new information comes out. And, you know, we also tweet and read, tweet, cool stuff like this. This is about the distribution of Bitcoin hash rate. And it’s just, you know, stuff that we’re thinking about in real-time in a lot of people. A lot of people follow us. And, you know, you should be following the people if you’re, you know, in this cryptocurrency space because you want to stay in tune and stay educated and figure out, you know, what are the good projects, whether that’s, you know, Bitcoin. I like to hear, like, what are the arguments for Bitcoin and against Bitcoin or maybe old coin projects you should be following, you know, the teams on Twitter to see what they’re about anyway. That is it for me, my friends. This is Aaron Adult Quinn Daily Cinnabar.

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I'm sure that a lot of you use Instagram for building your brand or self-promotion. I've seen a lot of misconceptions and people sharing completely false info regarding hashtags so I've decided to write a full guide about Instagram hashtags and best practices.It's a pretty long read and I've published two Youtube videos covering this completely if you want you can check it out here: Ultimate Instagram Hashtag SeriesSince there are a lot of people who don't like to learn by watching videos I've also decided to write a short transcript so that you can get the idea what's in these videos and get some general info.What are you going to learn:Hashtag BasicsHow To Help Instagram Categorize Your Page To Get Suggested More OftenHow To Do a Proper Hashtag ResearchHow Many Hashtags Should You UseWhat Is Skyscraper Hashtag Strategy & How To Use ItHow To Use Brand HashtagsHashtags In StoriesHashtags In BioThe Best Place To Put Hashtags (Caption or Comment)How To Increase Your Chance Of Getting Ranked For HashtagsBanned HashtagsMistakes You Should AvoidThere's also a full transcript available on my website, which you can check out here.Hashtag Basics:I'm going to skip basics since I'm sure all of you are already familiar with basics but if you are not feel free to check my videos or read the article on my website.How To Get More Followers From Suggestions:First thing you need to understand is that you always want to use hashtags that are relevant to your niche. Instagram uses image recognition to scan your posts and see what’s actually on them.So your goal is to find hashtags that are closely related to the topic of your account. If you are running a theme or niche page like for example travel, with each new post that uses travel-related hashtags you are letting Instagram algorithm know that your account is about travel and it will start pushing your account to more people that are interested in travel.With each new post, Instagram is basically learning more about your account and the exact category/ niche you are in so it will start recommending you to other people who showed interest in your niche and associating your account with other bigger pages in your niche.How Many Hashtags You Should Use:Now because of this when you start a new Instagram page you should find 25-30 really small (REALLY TARGETED) hashtags that are closely related to your niche. And in the beginning, just use those on the first several posts. If your account is in a really broad niche like just travel, where you post different destinations and all kinds of content than there are a ton of small hashtags that you can use. In this case, find several sets of these small hashtags and use different set on each post.But as I’ve mentioned already in my previous videos and articles you shouldn’t start the account in a broad niche like that because you will have a much harder time growing. I know a lot of people claim that you should only use up to 5 or 10 hashtags per post and if you use more Instagram will see it as spam, but that’s just not true. Just think of it, if IG wants you to use 5 hashtags only they wouldn’t set the limit to 30. I always use between 25 and 30 hashtags and you should too, because you have a chance to rank for each hashtag you use, and if you use 30 hashtags your chances of getting ranked increase by a lot. To rank for a certain hashtag your post needs to be related, and to receive similar engagement in the same amount of time as the posts which are already ranked.How To Do Hashtag Research:Hashtag research is pretty simple but a bit time consuming, the good thing is you basically only need to do it once per each account that you have. You want to go to a broad niche hashtag like for example if you are in travel niche go to #travel if you are in the fitness niche go to #fitness and so on. Now let me show you exactly what you need to do. The account that I’m growing in my 0 to 10k followers challenge is in a Nordic travel niche and if you want to see how I’m doing this step make sure to watch the video.Video transcript:As you can see here you will find a list of related hashtags, check one of them and than again you will get a list of related hashtags. Now there are two things you want to write down for each of these hashtags total amount of posts and the lowest amount likes for the top nine posts. If you have time you can also write the average amount of comments but it’s not really necessary. So, here in this example as you can see, there are 348k total posts, and the average amount of likes is about 5k. The lowest amount of likes is 1.2k, if your post gets more than 1.2k likes within the first day you have a chance to rank for this hashtag.Now you want to find a lot of these related hashtags and write each of them down along with the total amount of posts, and the lowest amount of likes.Another way to find more related hashtags is to check each picture that’s ranking and see hashtags that they are using.The third way of doing this is to simply go to search and type your keyword and then go to tags and there you go.At the beginning of each account I usually just go with the second and third method, which saves me a lot of time. There are some websites that you can use for this, but I don’t really recommend that because almost everyone is using these and you are going to get similar hashtag sets to your competition, in case I find a good tool (paid or free) I will add the link to it here.Now depending on how broad is your niche you want to find from 30 for really micro niches to 120 for broader niches. You also want to find at least 15-25 general hashtags. In this example specific hashtags would be norway, norwaytravel, visitnorway and so on, these are hashtags that are really closely related to your topic. General hashtags are broader hashtags that are still related like for example travelinggram, traveltheworld, naturephotos and so on.Skyscraper Hashtag StrategyNow as I’ve mentioned already at the beginning of each account (first 9-10 posts) you should use about 25 small laser targeted hashtags that are as closely related to your niche as possible and that have from 1-100k total posts and add additional 3-5 general hashtags. This way you will let Instagram know what your account is all about so they can put you into the right category. After that, you should start using the skyscraper or staircase strategy.Skyscraper hashtag strategy is a pretty simple yet effective method to start harvesting the power of snowballing effect and start going viral. You want to divide hashtags into 6 different groups. First group will be 5 hashtags that range from 5k to 50k total posts, second group 5 hashtags that range from 50k to 250k third group 5 hashtags that range from 250k to 1M in the 4th group you want to use 5 BIG general hashtags, in the 5th group you want to use 3-5 hashtags that are closely related to your actual post 5th group should be different each time since you are publishing different posts.And in the last group, you want to use 5 hashtags that are really closely related to you niche (it doesn’t matter how many total posts they have) and you want to use this group every time you post (this builds relevancy). When you combine the first 4 groups you get a hashtag set, which should contain 20 hashtags. Now depending on how broad your niche is and the posting frequency you should have at least 2 hashtag sets and if it’s a really broad niche & you are posting several times per day you want to have 4 or 5 sets.If you post more than once a day you don’t want to use one set over and over again, especially if it’s a broad niche because Instagram can see it as spam. Now this really depends, I have an account for example where I’ve been using absolutely same hashtags over and over again just copy/pasting them for more than a year and haven’t saw any negative results, but I have a friend who got shadowbanned and once he switched to different hashtag sets he started seeing # reach once again. So just to be safe have at least 2 sets.How And Why This Works:Let me explain how and why the skyscraper strategy works: Group one contains smaller hashtags which are easy to rank for. If you rank for them you will get more exposure and increased amount of engagement, now with that increased engagement you have a chance to rank for bigger hashtags which are in group 2, this gives you additional exposure and engagement, with that you have a chance to rank for even bigger 3rd group, now once again you get additional reach & engagement which gives you a chance to rank for some of the hashtags from 4th group which are the biggest.Please note that if you have already established account with more followers and engagement you want to use different total posts range for each group, the example I used is for new or smaller accounts.In the skyscraper strategy, the most important group is the first one. In the first group, you want to have smaller hashtags that your account have a chance to rank for. So if your posts are usually getting from 50 to 100 likes you want the first group to have hashtags which have top posts that are also between 50 and 100 likes so you have a chance to rank for them and start the snowballing effect.Once you publish a lot of posts using different hashtag sets you are going to see which set is performing better and gets more reach and engagement and once you do you should use that set more often and discard the worst performing set.That's all info from the first part of my YT series about hashtags and now let's cover the second part.Again if you want you can watch the second part here: Ultimate Instagram Hashtag Guide Part 2Brand Hashtags:The brand hashtag is simply a hashtag that you invented. I always use my Instagram username as a brand hashtag. These work best on theme/ niche pages and there are two reasons to use them:To get free exposure and contentTo build more relevancyOn repost pages, you can simply put your brand hashtag in caption saying for example “use #yourbrand if you want to get featured. People are going to start using your hashtag which will lead to more exposure and it’s also an easy way to discover content for reposting. Since only people in your niche are going to use this hashtag, and you are going to use it in each post this will build more relevancy for your page and Instagram will start pushing your account more as I’ve explained in part one. If you are using my skyscraper hashtag strategy brand hashtag is a part of the group 6.Hashtags In Stories:The best way to get more story views is with hashtags. From my experience stories without hashtags almost have no ability to rank on the explore page and can’t rank on the hashtag page. These are great sources to get more story viewers so you want to include hashtags in your stories as well. Just like with post hashtags it’s really important to use relevant hashtags for your stories.Hashtag limit for stories is 11 but I did some testing and it seems that 2-4 hashtags work the best when it comes to stories. I always include at least one hashtag that’s visible, and if you can’t incorporate more without ruining the look of your stories you can just add the rest by pinching them down so they almost become invisible. I’m going to make another video & article covering how to rank stories and best practices when it comes to Instagram stories, so stay tuned for that.Hashtags In Bio:Hashtags in BIO are used to build relevancy. I rarely use them because I haven’t seen much results from them and they can drive people off your page. On some pages, I use my brand hashtag in bio to encourage people to use my brand hashtags and even if someone clicks on it, they will go to my brand hashtag where most of the posts are mine so it doesn’t actually drive people off my page. I don’t recommend adding generic hashtags in your BIO since as I’ve mentioned it doesn’t have much effect and it can drive people off your page.Where To Place Hashtags (Comment or Caption)I was always adding hashtags in captions because it was just easier for me, and I thought there’s no difference in reach if you add them in the first comment, but recently we did some testing and it seems that hashtags in caption perform better than in the first comment. Instagram representatives also publically stated recently that it’s better to add hashtags in the caption.How To Increase Your Chances Of Getting Ranked For HashtagsInstagram is trying to fight spam really hard and it’s starting to affect hashtag performance as well. I’ve mentioned in my previous video that you should use from 25 to 30 hashtags since it gives you a better chance to get ranked and more exposure. However, on some accounts we’ve noticed that Instagram is limiting hashtag reach when we use 30 hashtags instead of 10 for example, but there’s a simple workaround which seems to boost hashtags performance. Try to include a few hashtags organically throughout your caption and then add the rest at the bottom of your captions like you usually do. I’ve started adding 4-6 hashtags organically in the caption and then the rest at the bottom and it improved my reach a lot on some pages.Another thing that seems to be working recently is to type all hashtags manually instead of copy/ pasting.We’ve seen huge improvements on some accounts when we typed everything manually instead of just copy-pasting. Some accounts are completely unaffected by this so you should test it out for yourself.I don’t think that Instagram is going to punish users for spamming with hashtags because everyone is doing it, but it seems that they are slowly starting to decrease the hashtag reach for some people that simply spam with hashtags and reward people that use them organically. And this is a great way to mix it up and get benefits from both approaches.On accounts that are affected by this (better performance when typing manually instead of copy-pasting) we’ve noticed that keyboard replacement trick is not affected so keep that in mind.Banned HashtagsThere are some hashtags that are banned on Instagram and if you include some of them your post is not going to perform very well and if you are using them repeatedly you can get shadowbanned. The best way to find out if the hashtag that you want to use is banned is to actually go to the hashtag page and check it out. Page of banned hashtags looks like this and you should never use it. Make sure to check each of your hashtags manually to see if it’s banned because there are some really weird words that are actually banned (like for example #desk is currently restricted). You can check my video for more info on that.Common MistakesWhen it comes to mistakes with hashtags the number one thing that I see people doing is using hashtags that are not relevant. I’ve already mentioned that you should only use relevant hashtags but I’m doing it again because it’s really important. Unrelevant hashtags can lower your trust score and lead to shadowban. Make sure that all of your hashtags are closely related to your post.Another thing that I see people do is that they use huge generic hashtags which they have ZERO ability to rank for. If you don’t know how to find smaller hashtags that you can actually rank for make sure to check the part one of this hashtag guide.I’ve seen people using hashtags like #follow4follow #likeforlike and so on, which is a really big mistake. These are spammy hashtags that attract fake engagement and followers who are not targeted and are not interested in your content which means they will never engage with your content. This will hurt your engagement rate in the long run and you should avoid hashtags like these completely.Finally, I’ve seen a lot of people that are shadowbanned because they use banned hashtags and they don’t even know about it. As I’ve mentioned make sure to check each hashtag manually to see if it’s banned and if you used some banned hashtags in the past make sure to edit and delete that hashtag from your previous posts.Bonus TipsI’ve mentioned that Instagram uses AI and image recognition to scan your posts and actually see what’s on them but sometimes machines make mistakes. Not a lot of people know this but you can actually use alt text to let Instagram know what’s on your pictures and videos. If you have time make sure to add keyword-rich alt text for your posts since it can really help you rank for hashtags much better especially if their AI made a mistake while scanning your image. Again, I’ve explained this much better in my video so if you want to find out more check it out.This is not exactly hashtag related, but I thought I should throw it in here, Use Location Tags it has potential to boost your reach, since IG is ranking posts on a location tag as well, and it can’t hurt you in any way so why not. This doesn’t make sense for all niches but it works really well for travel-related niches and local accounts.That's it for now I hope you liked this and learned something new. If you have any questions feel free to leave a comment and I'm going to answer as soon as I can.I'm also going to start publishing a lot more ultimate guides and short tips + news about Instagram on r/InstagramGrowthTips so if you are into Instagram marketing and growing Instagram accounts consider following this sub.Thanks and sorry for any grammar mistakes, English is my 3rd language.

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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY PATRIOTS!

Welcome to your weekly Presidential Recap! This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and I'm back to deliver all things dank and spicy from the past week. For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!

Now onto the show!

Sunday, January 20th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

2 Years of Accomplishments

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Always heard that as President, “it’s all about the economy!” Well, we have one of the best economies in the history of our Country. Big GDP, lowest unemployment, companies coming back to the U.S. in BIG numbers, great new trade deals happening, & more. But LITTLE media mention!

Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!

Nancy Pelosi and some of the Democrats turned down my offer yesterday before I even got up to speak. They don’t see crime & drugs, they only see 2020 - which they are not going to win. Best economy! They should do the right thing for the Country & allow people to go back to work.

No, Amnesty is not a part of my offer. It is a 3 year extension of DACA. Amnesty will be used only on a much bigger deal, whether on immigration or something else. Likewise there will be no big push to remove the 11,000,000 plus people who are here illegally-but be careful Nancy!

Nancy Pelosi has behaved so irrationally & has gone so far to the left that she has now officially become a Radical Democrat. She is so petrified of the “lefties” in her party that she has lost control...And by the way, clean up the streets in San Francisco, they are disgusting!

Nancy, I am still thinking about the State of the Union speech, there are so many options - including doing it as per your written offer (made during the Shutdown, security is no problem), and my written acceptance. While a contract is a contract, I’ll get back to you soon!

Wow, just heard that my poll numbers with Hispanics has gone up 19%, to 50%. That is because they know the Border issue better than anyone, and they want Security, which can only be gotten with a Wall.

Don’t forget, we are building and renovating big sections of Wall right now. Moving quickly, and will cost far less than previous politicians thought possible. Building, after all, is what I do best, even when money is not readily available!

Thank you David!

The Media is not giving us credit for the tremendous progress we have made with North Korea. Think of where we were at the end of the Obama Administration compared to now. Great meeting this week with top Reps. Looking forward to meeting with Chairman Kim at end of February!

(video)

Thanks James!

A truly great First Lady who doesn’t get the credit she deserves!

Congratulations to Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the entire New England Patriots team on a great game and season. Will be a fantastic Super Bowl!

Curt Schilling deserves to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Great record, especially when under pressure and when it mattered most. Do what everyone in Baseball knows is right! @marklevinshow

“No President in modern times has kept more promises than Donald Trump!” Thank you Bill Bennett @SteveHiltonx

Last year was the best year for American Manufacturing job growth since 1997, or 21 years. The previous administration said manufacturing will not come back to the U.S., “you would need a magic wand.” I guess I found the MAGIC WAND - and it is only getting better!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

The MAGA Kids did nothing wrong and people are using it to push their Anti Trump Agenda

The NYT tried to destroy the life of an innocent child! SUE THEM!

CNN reporter calling for violence on white kid

Where was the Mainstream Media when 2 teenagers harassed and assaulted an Old Man supporting Trump? 🧐

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Happy second anniversary Pedes, it’s been an honor shitposting with you

Jake Tapper Tweeting out Article that says the media wildly mischaracterized the Covington video

4chan has a knack for synthesizing situations down to the roux

Today marks the two year anniversary of the godfather of all reeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Who is it that was triggered?

Monday, January 21st:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump & Vice President Pence Visit the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial

President Trump Delivers Remarks on the Humanitarian Crisis on Our Southern Border (Spanish)

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Today we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter what the color of our skin or the place of our birth, we are all created equal by God. #MLKDay

Democrats campaigned on working within Washington and “getting things done!” How is that working out? #2020TAKEBACKTHEHOUSE

To all of the great people who are working so hard for your Country and not getting paid I say, THANK YOU - YOU ARE GREAT PATRIOTS! We must now work together, after decades of abuse, to finally fix the Humanitarian, Criminal & Drug Crisis at our Border. WE WILL WIN BIG!

Today, it was my great honor to visit the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial with @VP Mike Pence, in honor of #MLKDay

China posts slowest economic numbers since 1990 due to U.S. trade tensions and new policies. Makes so much sense for China to finally do a Real Deal, and stop playing around!

If Nancy Pelosi thinks that Walls are “immoral,” why isn’t she requesting that we take down all of the existing Walls between the U.S. and Mexico, even the new ones just built in San Diego at their very strong urging. Let millions of unchecked “strangers” just flow into the U.S.

Four people in Nevada viciously robbed and killed by an illegal immigrant who should not have been in our Country. 26 people killed on the Border in a drug and gang related fight. Two large Caravans from Honduras broke into Mexico and are headed our way. We need a powerful Wall!

Democrats are kidding themselves (they don’t really believe it!) if they say you can stop Crime, Drugs, Human Trafficking and Caravans without a Wall or Steel Barrier. Stop playing games and give America the Security it deserves. A Humanitarian Crisis!

Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! “New footage shows that media was wrong about teen’s encounter with Native American” @TuckerCarlson

(Retweeting Kaya Jones) I want to show other celebrities who voted for @realDonaldTrump it’s ok to come forward. Better yet let’s show the world how many Americans stand with him. Bullies shouldn’t be allowed for almost a year and a half to bully us without cause. If you voted for him just Like or RT

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Recap of the last 48hrs, or How I Learned to Stop Trusting Reddit and Love The_Donald

This content is being shadowbanned all over Reddit. It breaks ZERO rules.

MASSIVE REDPILL OVER AT R/NEWS

Disney producer Jack Morrissey advocates putting MAGA hat kids in wood chipper, sets his tweets to private.

Blue Checkmark leftists quietly deleting their violent tweets aimed at the Covington students

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Accurate.

1/1024th honest

Hi TD, Think You All May Have Finally Won Me Over

Make it happen, Daddy

Silver Fox Lays it Down

Tuesday, January 22nd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Judicial Nominees

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!

“The Democrats are playing politics with Border Security.” @foxandfriends

Without a Wall our Country can never have Border or National Security. With a powerful Wall or Steel Barrier, Crime Rates (and Drugs) will go substantially down all over the U.S. The Dems know this but want to play political games. Must finally be done correctly. No Cave!

FBI top lawyer confirms “unusual steps.” They relied on the Clinton Campaign’s Fake & Unverified “Dossier,” which is illegal. “That has corrupted them. That has enabled them to gather evidence by UNCONSTITUTIONAL MEANS, and that’s what they did to the President.” Judge Napolitano

Marist/NPR/PBS Poll shows President Trump’s approval rating among Latinos going to 50%, an increase in one year of 19%. Thank you, working hard!

Never seen @senatemajldr and Republicans so united on an issue as they are on the Humanitarian Crisis & Security on our Southern Border. If we create a Wall or Barrier which prevents Criminals and Drugs from flowing into our Country, Crime will go down by record numbers!

Last time I went to Davos, the Fake News said I should not go there. This year, because of the Shutdown, I decided not to go, and the Fake News said I should be there. The fact is that the people understand the media better than the media understands them!

The United States has a great economic story to tell. Number one in the World, by far!

The reason Sarah Sanders does not go to the “podium” much anymore is that the press covers her so rudely & inaccurately, in particular certain members of the press. I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway! Most will never cover us fairly & hence, the term, Fake News!

Former FBI top lawyer James Baker just admitted involvement in FISA Warrant and further admitted there were IRREGULARITIES in the way the Russia probe was handled. They relied heavily on the unverified Trump “Dossier” paid for by the DNC & Clinton Campaign, & funded through a... ... ...big Crooked Hillary law firm, represented by her lawyer Michael Sussmann (do you believe this?) who worked Baker hard & gave him Oppo Research for “a Russia probe.” This meeting, now exposed, is the subject of Senate inquiries and much more. An Unconstitutional Hoax. @FoxNews

Congratulations to Mariano Rivera on unanimously being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame! Not only a great player but a great person. I am thankful for Mariano’s support of the Opioid Drug Abuse Commission and @FitnessGov. #EnterSandman #HOF2019💯

Deroy Murdock, National Review: “We are now exporting oil, which is the first time in my lifetime - we are right now the largest producer of oil and gas. This is not good if you’re Vladimir Putin where your chief export is oil. W.H. Agent - Not good for Kremlin.” @TuckerCarlson

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Covington MAGA Kids To Meet With Trump; Families Plan To Sue After MSM Witch Hunt Results In Death Threats

Mad Maxine Flying First Class During Govt.Shutdown ALL YOU PEONS GO TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE

SUPREME COURT LET'S PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TRANSGENDER MILITARY BAN TAKE EFFECT!!!

Just finished a conversation with someone from Covington Highschool

First "reporter" fired for fake news allegations against Covington highschoolers.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

What watching the news today feels like I am really watching.

4chan anon is 3-D printing a Roman bust of Trump!

First, we fought Taxation without Representation...

Believe In Something: Just Smirk

🚨THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN🚨

Wednesday, January 23rd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Trump Participates in a Fair and Honest Pricing in Healthcare Roundtable

President Trump Meets with Conservative Leaders on his Immigration Proposal

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Great unity in the Republican Party. Want to, once and for all, put an end to stoppable crime and drugs! Border Security and Wall. No doubt!

BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!

BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!

The citizens of Venezuela have suffered for too long at the hands of the illegitimate Maduro regime. Today, I have officially recognized the President of the Venezuelan National Assembly, Juan Guaido, as the Interim President of Venezuela.

Even Trump Haters like (MS)NBC acknowledge you “BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!”

“The Historic Results of President Donald J. Trump’s First Two Years in Office”

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Fuck you Cuomo you commie butcher.

Huckababe: President Trump’s letter to Speaker Pelosi on the State of the Union

r/news tries to spread more fake news tonight and is immediately put in its place. The red pills are dispensing themselves!

"Pelosi doesn't want to hear the truth or let the American people hear the truth" --- POTUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Sue the bitch: Kathy Griffin deletes tweet about Covington teens 'throwing up the new nazi sign'

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

"It wasn't REAL socialism"

drumming up some controVersy

Sandmann is already smarter and more mature than 99% of Congress.

Recon Ranger Saving the Fridge

Maga

Thursday, January 24th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Six Nominations Sent to the Senate

Statement Recognizing Juan Guaido as the Interim President of Venezuela

President Trump Hosts a Meeting on Trade

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

As the Shutdown was going on, Nancy Pelosi asked me to give the State of the Union Address. I agreed. She then changed her mind because of the Shutdown, suggesting a later date. This is her prerogative - I will do the Address when the Shutdown is over. I am not looking for an.... ... ....alternative venue for the SOTU Address because there is no venue that can compete with the history, tradition and importance of the House Chamber. I look forward to giving a “great” State of the Union Address in the near future!

A great new book just out, “Game of Thorns,” by Doug Wead, Presidential Historian and best selling author. The book covers the campaign of 2016, and what could be more exciting than that?

“This is everything FDR dreamed about, the New Deal to put America back to work. Think of LBJ, he gave people food stamps & welfare. Donald Trump’s giving them a job. He’s got a lot of good things to talk about. News stories do not accurately cover him, should correct.” @DougWead

The economy is doing great. More people working in U.S.A. today than at any time in our HISTORY. Media barely covers! @foxandfriends

So interesting that bad lawyer Michael Cohen, who sadly will not be testifying before Congress, is using the lawyer of Crooked Hillary Clinton to represent him - Gee, how did that happen? Remember July 4th weekend when Crooked went before FBI & wasn’t sworn in, no tape, nothing?

The Fake News Media loves saying “so little happened at my first summit with Kim Jong Un.” Wrong! After 40 years of doing nothing with North Korea but being taken to the cleaners, & with a major war ready to start, in a short 15 months, relationships built, hostages & remains.... ... ...back home where they belong, no more Rockets or M’s being fired over Japan or anywhere else and, most importantly, no Nuclear Testing. This is more than has ever been accomplished with North Korea, and the Fake News knows it. I expect another good meeting soon, much potential!

Without a Wall there cannot be safety and security at the Border or for the U.S.A. BUILD THE WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL!

Nancy just said she “just doesn’t understand why?” Very simply, without a Wall it all doesn’t work. Our Country has a chance to greatly reduce Crime, Human Trafficking, Gangs and Drugs. Should have been done for decades. We will not Cave!

Great earnings coming out of Stock Market. Too bad Media doesn’t devote much time to this!

A third rate conman who interviewed me many years ago for just a short period of time has been playing his biggest con of all on Fake News CNN. Michael D’Antonio, a broken down hack who knows nothing about me, goes on night after night telling made up Trump stories. Disgraceful!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

House Democrats block Republicans' attempts to pay federal workers during the government shutdown

Schumer blocks bill to pay Coast Guard

Nancy Pelosi gives House members a three-day weekend, no deal to end government shutdown on the table

German forklift maker planning to expand manufacturing in the United States to avoid being hit with tariffs in China that Trump imposed to protect American industry and jobs

Boom. The entire HuffPost Opinion section is being eliminated.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Not a shitpost!: The MAGA Teen’s Smirk is Indelible in My Hippocampus (article link in comments)

Anderson Cooper in Vietnam times

Art of the Deal

They’ll do it to our wives and daughters too.

That smile

Friday, January 25th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?

President Trump delivers remarks regarding the Government Shutdown

I wish people would read or listen to my words on the Border Wall. This was in no way a concession. It was taking care of millions of people who were getting badly hurt by the Shutdown with the understanding that in 21 days, if no deal is done, it’s off to the races!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Voter fraud alert! Don’t let illegal voters destroy the integrity of our elections.

MSM: crickets

Sarah Sanders: In 21 days President @realDonaldTrump is moving forward building the wall with or without the Democrats. The only outstanding question is whether the Democrats want something or nothing

RELEASED ON BOND: Judge has released Roger Stone on $250,000 bond. His travel is restricted to NYC, DC, and South Florida.

TEXAS Pedes...This Vet has no next of kin and is being buried Monday Morning. You know what to do.

Melania Trump - An Apology

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

MFW I re-open the government just long enough to shit on the Dems at the SOTU, then shut it down and declare a National Emergency anyway

CNN EXCLUSIVE: Roger Stone arrested in front of our cameras

TFW you realize President Bush just pulled a fast one on you and can proceed with the SOTU....

So that's how they figured it out

Fibtell Madbrow on watch!

Saturday, January 26th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

If Roger Stone was indicted for lying to Congress, what about the lying done by Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Lisa Page & lover, Baker and soooo many others? What about Hillary to FBI and her 33,000 deleted Emails? What about Lisa & Peter’s deleted texts & Wiener’s laptop? Much more!

“I like the fact that the President is making the case (Border Security & Crime) to the American people. Now we know where Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer & the Democrats stand, which is no Border Security. Will be big 2020 issue.” Matt Schlapp, Chair, ACU. Bigger than anyone knows!

21 days goes very quickly. Negotiations with Democrats will start immediately. Will not be easy to make a deal, both parties very dug in. The case for National Security has been greatly enhanced by what has been happening at the Border & through dialogue. We will build the Wall!

We have turned away, at great expense, two major Caravans, but a big one has now formed and is coming. At least 8000 people! If we had a powerful Wall, they wouldn’t even try to make the long and dangerous journey. Build the Wall and Crime will Fall!

Thank you to the Republican National Committee, (the RNC), who voted UNANIMOUSLY yesterday to support me in the upcoming 2020 Election. Considering that we have done more than any Administration in the first two years, this should be easy. More great things now in the works!

“We absolutely need a physical barrier or Wall, whatever you want to call it. The President yesterday laid all that out. We need to do it all, including the Wall. I provided the same information to the previous administration, & it was ignored.” Mark Morgan, Border Chief for “O”!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Every news network sends 5+ "journalist" and spends an entire day broadcasting from all the other marches...650k strong March For Life... crickets

Nancy Pelosi's bill for alcohol on her flights from Washington to San Fran every week? We pay for it. 1000 dollars. On average 52,000 Bucks, a year for BOOZE. Tax payer money. Thank you very much.

Roger Stone was charged with LYING TO CONGRESS. Can we get a list of every swamp creature who has done the same since BENGHAZI, help them prepare for their own - surely imminent - heavily-armed FBI/CNN pre-dawn raids?

Let’s not forget Bob Mueller lied to congress about Iraq’s WMD’s in 2003.

Our Based Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Facial Expression Guide

Just remember: these losers will wake this morning believing they've won. But the countdown is on. 20 days left until a wall with ZERO concessions. The MASTER dealmaker.

Daily RBG Counter

3 WEEKS.......

LEFTIST WAKE UP CALL: This man has top clearance and has seen military advancements ten years ahead of anything on the market... so yes, liberals, he DOES know more about technology than you do.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD!

Without further ado, some music for all you beautiful deplorables:

House Of Gold

Why iii Love The Moon

Let Me Go

Stressed Out

Tequilawine

Holding Onto You

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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HAPPY SATURDAY PATRIOTS!Welcome to your weekly Presidential Recap! This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and I'm back to deliver all things dank and spicy from the past week. For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!Now onto the show!Sunday, January 20th:TODAY'S ACTION:2 Years of Accomplishments🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Always heard that as President, “it’s all about the economy!” Well, we have one of the best economies in the history of our Country. Big GDP, lowest unemployment, companies coming back to the U.S. in BIG numbers, great new trade deals happening, & more. But LITTLE media mention!Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!Nancy Pelosi and some of the Democrats turned down my offer yesterday before I even got up to speak. They don’t see crime & drugs, they only see 2020 - which they are not going to win. Best economy! They should do the right thing for the Country & allow people to go back to work.No, Amnesty is not a part of my offer. It is a 3 year extension of DACA. Amnesty will be used only on a much bigger deal, whether on immigration or something else. Likewise there will be no big push to remove the 11,000,000 plus people who are here illegally-but be careful Nancy!Nancy Pelosi has behaved so irrationally & has gone so far to the left that she has now officially become a Radical Democrat. She is so petrified of the “lefties” in her party that she has lost control...And by the way, clean up the streets in San Francisco, they are disgusting!Nancy, I am still thinking about the State of the Union speech, there are so many options - including doing it as per your written offer (made during the Shutdown, security is no problem), and my written acceptance. While a contract is a contract, I’ll get back to you soon!Wow, just heard that my poll numbers with Hispanics has gone up 19%, to 50%. That is because they know the Border issue better than anyone, and they want Security, which can only be gotten with a Wall.Don’t forget, we are building and renovating big sections of Wall right now. Moving quickly, and will cost far less than previous politicians thought possible. Building, after all, is what I do best, even when money is not readily available!Thank you David!The Media is not giving us credit for the tremendous progress we have made with North Korea. Think of where we were at the end of the Obama Administration compared to now. Great meeting this week with top Reps. Looking forward to meeting with Chairman Kim at end of February!(video)Thanks James!A truly great First Lady who doesn’t get the credit she deserves!Congratulations to Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the entire New England Patriots team on a great game and season. Will be a fantastic Super Bowl!Curt Schilling deserves to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Great record, especially when under pressure and when it mattered most. Do what everyone in Baseball knows is right! @marklevinshow“No President in modern times has kept more promises than Donald Trump!” Thank you Bill Bennett @SteveHiltonxLast year was the best year for American Manufacturing job growth since 1997, or 21 years. The previous administration said manufacturing will not come back to the U.S., “you would need a magic wand.” I guess I found the MAGIC WAND - and it is only getting better!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:The MAGA Kids did nothing wrong and people are using it to push their Anti Trump AgendaThe NYT tried to destroy the life of an innocent child! SUE THEM!CNN reporter calling for violence on white kidWhere was the Mainstream Media when 2 teenagers harassed and assaulted an Old Man supporting Trump? 🧐🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Happy second anniversary Pedes, it’s been an honor shitposting with youJake Tapper Tweeting out Article that says the media wildly mischaracterized the Covington video4chan has a knack for synthesizing situations down to the rouxToday marks the two year anniversary of the godfather of all reeeeeeeeeeeeeeesWho is it that was triggered?Monday, January 21st:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump & Vice President Pence Visit the Martin Luther King Jr. MemorialPresident Trump Delivers Remarks on the Humanitarian Crisis on Our Southern Border (Spanish)🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Today we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter what the color of our skin or the place of our birth, we are all created equal by God. #MLKDayDemocrats campaigned on working within Washington and “getting things done!” How is that working out? #2020TAKEBACKTHEHOUSETo all of the great people who are working so hard for your Country and not getting paid I say, THANK YOU - YOU ARE GREAT PATRIOTS! We must now work together, after decades of abuse, to finally fix the Humanitarian, Criminal & Drug Crisis at our Border. WE WILL WIN BIG!Today, it was my great honor to visit the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial with @VP Mike Pence, in honor of #MLKDayChina posts slowest economic numbers since 1990 due to U.S. trade tensions and new policies. Makes so much sense for China to finally do a Real Deal, and stop playing around!If Nancy Pelosi thinks that Walls are “immoral,” why isn’t she requesting that we take down all of the existing Walls between the U.S. and Mexico, even the new ones just built in San Diego at their very strong urging. Let millions of unchecked “strangers” just flow into the U.S.Four people in Nevada viciously robbed and killed by an illegal immigrant who should not have been in our Country. 26 people killed on the Border in a drug and gang related fight. Two large Caravans from Honduras broke into Mexico and are headed our way. We need a powerful Wall!Democrats are kidding themselves (they don’t really believe it!) if they say you can stop Crime, Drugs, Human Trafficking and Caravans without a Wall or Steel Barrier. Stop playing games and give America the Security it deserves. A Humanitarian Crisis!Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! “New footage shows that media was wrong about teen’s encounter with Native American” @TuckerCarlson(Retweeting Kaya Jones) I want to show other celebrities who voted for @realDonaldTrump it’s ok to come forward. Better yet let’s show the world how many Americans stand with him. Bullies shouldn’t be allowed for almost a year and a half to bully us without cause. If you voted for him just Like or RTSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Recap of the last 48hrs, or How I Learned to Stop Trusting Reddit and Love The_DonaldThis content is being shadowbanned all over Reddit. It breaks ZERO rules.MASSIVE REDPILL OVER AT R/NEWSDisney producer Jack Morrissey advocates putting MAGA hat kids in wood chipper, sets his tweets to private.Blue Checkmark leftists quietly deleting their violent tweets aimed at the Covington students🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Accurate.1/1024th honestHi TD, Think You All May Have Finally Won Me OverMake it happen, DaddySilver Fox Lays it DownTuesday, January 22nd:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Judicial Nominees🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!“The Democrats are playing politics with Border Security.” @foxandfriendsWithout a Wall our Country can never have Border or National Security. With a powerful Wall or Steel Barrier, Crime Rates (and Drugs) will go substantially down all over the U.S. The Dems know this but want to play political games. Must finally be done correctly. No Cave!FBI top lawyer confirms “unusual steps.” They relied on the Clinton Campaign’s Fake & Unverified “Dossier,” which is illegal. “That has corrupted them. That has enabled them to gather evidence by UNCONSTITUTIONAL MEANS, and that’s what they did to the President.” Judge NapolitanoMarist/NPR/PBS Poll shows President Trump’s approval rating among Latinos going to 50%, an increase in one year of 19%. Thank you, working hard!Never seen @senatemajldr and Republicans so united on an issue as they are on the Humanitarian Crisis & Security on our Southern Border. If we create a Wall or Barrier which prevents Criminals and Drugs from flowing into our Country, Crime will go down by record numbers!Last time I went to Davos, the Fake News said I should not go there. This year, because of the Shutdown, I decided not to go, and the Fake News said I should be there. The fact is that the people understand the media better than the media understands them!The United States has a great economic story to tell. Number one in the World, by far!The reason Sarah Sanders does not go to the “podium” much anymore is that the press covers her so rudely & inaccurately, in particular certain members of the press. I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway! Most will never cover us fairly & hence, the term, Fake News!Former FBI top lawyer James Baker just admitted involvement in FISA Warrant and further admitted there were IRREGULARITIES in the way the Russia probe was handled. They relied heavily on the unverified Trump “Dossier” paid for by the DNC & Clinton Campaign, & funded through a... ... ...big Crooked Hillary law firm, represented by her lawyer Michael Sussmann (do you believe this?) who worked Baker hard & gave him Oppo Research for “a Russia probe.” This meeting, now exposed, is the subject of Senate inquiries and much more. An Unconstitutional Hoax. @FoxNewsCongratulations to Mariano Rivera on unanimously being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame! Not only a great player but a great person. I am thankful for Mariano’s support of the Opioid Drug Abuse Commission and @FitnessGov. #EnterSandman #HOF2019💯Deroy Murdock, National Review: “We are now exporting oil, which is the first time in my lifetime - we are right now the largest producer of oil and gas. This is not good if you’re Vladimir Putin where your chief export is oil. W.H. Agent - Not good for Kremlin.” @TuckerCarlsonSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Covington MAGA Kids To Meet With Trump; Families Plan To Sue After MSM Witch Hunt Results In Death ThreatsMad Maxine Flying First Class During Govt.Shutdown ALL YOU PEONS GO TO THE BACK OF THE PLANESUPREME COURT LET'S PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TRANSGENDER MILITARY BAN TAKE EFFECT!!!Just finished a conversation with someone from Covington HighschoolFirst "reporter" fired for fake news allegations against Covington highschoolers.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:What watching the news today feels like I am really watching.4chan anon is 3-D printing a Roman bust of Trump!First, we fought Taxation without Representation...Believe In Something: Just Smirk🚨THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN🚨Wednesday, January 23rd:TODAY'S ACTION:Nominations Sent to the SenatePresident Trump Participates in a Fair and Honest Pricing in Healthcare RoundtablePresident Trump Meets with Conservative Leaders on his Immigration Proposal🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Great unity in the Republican Party. Want to, once and for all, put an end to stoppable crime and drugs! Border Security and Wall. No doubt!BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!The citizens of Venezuela have suffered for too long at the hands of the illegitimate Maduro regime. Today, I have officially recognized the President of the Venezuelan National Assembly, Juan Guaido, as the Interim President of Venezuela.Even Trump Haters like (MS)NBC acknowledge you “BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!”“The Historic Results of President Donald J. Trump’s First Two Years in Office”SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Fuck you Cuomo you commie butcher.Huckababe: President Trump’s letter to Speaker Pelosi on the State of the Unionr/news tries to spread more fake news tonight and is immediately put in its place. The red pills are dispensing themselves!"Pelosi doesn't want to hear the truth or let the American people hear the truth" --- POTUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸Sue the bitch: Kathy Griffin deletes tweet about Covington teens 'throwing up the new nazi sign'🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:"It wasn't REAL socialism"drumming up some controVersySandmann is already smarter and more mature than 99% of Congress.Recon Ranger Saving the FridgeMagaThursday, January 24th:TODAY'S ACTION:Six Nominations Sent to the SenateStatement Recognizing Juan Guaido as the Interim President of VenezuelaPresident Trump Hosts a Meeting on Trade🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:As the Shutdown was going on, Nancy Pelosi asked me to give the State of the Union Address. I agreed. She then changed her mind because of the Shutdown, suggesting a later date. This is her prerogative - I will do the Address when the Shutdown is over. I am not looking for an.... ... ....alternative venue for the SOTU Address because there is no venue that can compete with the history, tradition and importance of the House Chamber. I look forward to giving a “great” State of the Union Address in the near future!A great new book just out, “Game of Thorns,” by Doug Wead, Presidential Historian and best selling author. The book covers the campaign of 2016, and what could be more exciting than that?“This is everything FDR dreamed about, the New Deal to put America back to work. Think of LBJ, he gave people food stamps & welfare. Donald Trump’s giving them a job. He’s got a lot of good things to talk about. News stories do not accurately cover him, should correct.” @DougWeadThe economy is doing great. More people working in U.S.A. today than at any time in our HISTORY. Media barely covers! @foxandfriendsSo interesting that bad lawyer Michael Cohen, who sadly will not be testifying before Congress, is using the lawyer of Crooked Hillary Clinton to represent him - Gee, how did that happen? Remember July 4th weekend when Crooked went before FBI & wasn’t sworn in, no tape, nothing?The Fake News Media loves saying “so little happened at my first summit with Kim Jong Un.” Wrong! After 40 years of doing nothing with North Korea but being taken to the cleaners, & with a major war ready to start, in a short 15 months, relationships built, hostages & remains.... ... ...back home where they belong, no more Rockets or M’s being fired over Japan or anywhere else and, most importantly, no Nuclear Testing. This is more than has ever been accomplished with North Korea, and the Fake News knows it. I expect another good meeting soon, much potential!Without a Wall there cannot be safety and security at the Border or for the U.S.A. BUILD THE WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL!Nancy just said she “just doesn’t understand why?” Very simply, without a Wall it all doesn’t work. Our Country has a chance to greatly reduce Crime, Human Trafficking, Gangs and Drugs. Should have been done for decades. We will not Cave!Great earnings coming out of Stock Market. Too bad Media doesn’t devote much time to this!A third rate conman who interviewed me many years ago for just a short period of time has been playing his biggest con of all on Fake News CNN. Michael D’Antonio, a broken down hack who knows nothing about me, goes on night after night telling made up Trump stories. Disgraceful!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:House Democrats block Republicans' attempts to pay federal workers during the government shutdownSchumer blocks bill to pay Coast GuardNancy Pelosi gives House members a three-day weekend, no deal to end government shutdown on the tableGerman forklift maker planning to expand manufacturing in the United States to avoid being hit with tariffs in China that Trump imposed to protect American industry and jobsBoom. The entire HuffPost Opinion section is being eliminated.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Not a shitpost!: The MAGA Teen’s Smirk is Indelible in My Hippocampus (article link in comments)Anderson Cooper in Vietnam timesArt of the DealThey’ll do it to our wives and daughters too.That smileFriday, January 25th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?President Trump delivers remarks regarding the Government ShutdownI wish people would read or listen to my words on the Border Wall. This was in no way a concession. It was taking care of millions of people who were getting badly hurt by the Shutdown with the understanding that in 21 days, if no deal is done, it’s off to the races!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Voter fraud alert! Don’t let illegal voters destroy the integrity of our elections.MSM: cricketsSarah Sanders: In 21 days President @realDonaldTrump is moving forward building the wall with or without the Democrats. The only outstanding question is whether the Democrats want something or nothingRELEASED ON BOND: Judge has released Roger Stone on $250,000 bond. His travel is restricted to NYC, DC, and South Florida.TEXAS Pedes...This Vet has no next of kin and is being buried Monday Morning. You know what to do.Melania Trump - An Apology🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:MFW I re-open the government just long enough to shit on the Dems at the SOTU, then shut it down and declare a National Emergency anywayCNN EXCLUSIVE: Roger Stone arrested in front of our camerasTFW you realize President Bush just pulled a fast one on you and can proceed with the SOTU....So that's how they figured it outFibtell Madbrow on watch!Saturday, January 26th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:If Roger Stone was indicted for lying to Congress, what about the lying done by Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Lisa Page & lover, Baker and soooo many others? What about Hillary to FBI and her 33,000 deleted Emails? What about Lisa & Peter’s deleted texts & Wiener’s laptop? Much more!“I like the fact that the President is making the case (Border Security & Crime) to the American people. Now we know where Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer & the Democrats stand, which is no Border Security. Will be big 2020 issue.” Matt Schlapp, Chair, ACU. Bigger than anyone knows!21 days goes very quickly. Negotiations with Democrats will start immediately. Will not be easy to make a deal, both parties very dug in. The case for National Security has been greatly enhanced by what has been happening at the Border & through dialogue. We will build the Wall!We have turned away, at great expense, two major Caravans, but a big one has now formed and is coming. At least 8000 people! If we had a powerful Wall, they wouldn’t even try to make the long and dangerous journey. Build the Wall and Crime will Fall!Thank you to the Republican National Committee, (the RNC), who voted UNANIMOUSLY yesterday to support me in the upcoming 2020 Election. Considering that we have done more than any Administration in the first two years, this should be easy. More great things now in the works!“We absolutely need a physical barrier or Wall, whatever you want to call it. The President yesterday laid all that out. We need to do it all, including the Wall. I provided the same information to the previous administration, & it was ignored.” Mark Morgan, Border Chief for “O”!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Every news network sends 5+ "journalist" and spends an entire day broadcasting from all the other marches...650k strong March For Life... cricketsNancy Pelosi's bill for alcohol on her flights from Washington to San Fran every week? We pay for it. 1000 dollars. On average 52,000 Bucks, a year for BOOZE. Tax payer money. Thank you very much.Roger Stone was charged with LYING TO CONGRESS. Can we get a list of every swamp creature who has done the same since BENGHAZI, help them prepare for their own - surely imminent - heavily-armed FBI/CNN pre-dawn raids?Let’s not forget Bob Mueller lied to congress about Iraq’s WMD’s in 2003.Our Based Secretary of Housing and Urban Development🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Facial Expression GuideJust remember: these losers will wake this morning believing they've won. But the countdown is on. 20 days left until a wall with ZERO concessions. The MASTER dealmaker.Daily RBG Counter3 WEEKS.......LEFTIST WAKE UP CALL: This man has top clearance and has seen military advancements ten years ahead of anything on the market... so yes, liberals, he DOES know more about technology than you do.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD!Without further ado, some music for all you beautiful deplorables:House Of GoldWhy iii Love The MoonLet Me GoStressed OutTequilawineHolding Onto YouMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray

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