#not that i can complain if im saying i like the calling. one of the more jarring instances of bury your gays

[archangeldyke-all]

more club mom i beg!

heheheheh okay!!

men and minors dni

it's an hour past closing, and you and a few of your girls are loitering in the club while you wait for sevika to pick you up.

"c'mon mom, pull!" buttercup shouts.

you grunt and let go of the pole, letting yourself collapse against the slippery stage floor. "i can't believe how fucking easy you girls make that look." you whine.

cherry laughs from her seat. "it's not that hard. what's hard is holding yourself upside down on the pole while shaking your ass in a full split."

you giggle. "janna... y'know, you girls are probably stronger than most enforcers."

trinity laughs. "damn right we are!"

"mom, can you do a split?" buttercup asks.

cherry laughs. "mom can't even do a deep lunge."

you huff. from across the bar, you hear an indignant scoff. "you better not be shit-talkin' my fiance!" you grin, turning around to watch sevika walk through the club. trinity salutes her, cherry waves, and buttercup giggles guiltily.

"you're here." you sigh dreamily, crawling to the end of the stage. sevika grins up at you, positioning herself between your thighs and wrapping her arms around your hips.

buttercup groans. "get a room."

"mmm, wanna go to the vip lounge?" you tease. sevika grins.

"gonna give me a private dance?" she asks.

the girls burst into wolf-whistles when you lean down to kiss your fiance sloppily. you're a little drunk, a lot tired, and you're surrounded by people you've cared for in all forms of sickness and exhaustion. so, you don't really care if you use a little more tongue than what's appropriate outside of the bedroom. especially not when sevika moans so sweetly against your lips.

eventually, cherry squirts you with a bottle of cleaner. "alright, break it up. you're gonna traumatize your kids."

sevika snorts as she pulls away with you. "please. all of you were fucked up way before i stepped in the picture."

trinity giggles. "how was work today, sev?" she asks. sevika shrugs.

"boring."

"did..." trinity trails off and your snort. she glares at you. sevika blinks in confusion.

"did what?"

"ask her, trin." you encourage.

trinity sighs and scratches her neck. "did you see thieram today?" she asks shyly. you and the girls burst into laughter.

sevika grins. "awe, you gotta crush trin?" she teases. trinity groans.

"this is why i didn't wanna say anything!" she whines. sevika snorts and kicks trinity's shin.

"he was askin' about you this morning." she says. trinity lights up.

"really!?" she gasps. sevika nods.

"i told 'im to come here for drinks tomorrow-- it's his night off." sevika says.

trinity grins and pulls sevika out from between your legs to hug her.

"eeek! thank you pops!" she squeals. "what's his favorite color? i need to pick a thong that he'll like."

sevika snorts and awkwardly pats trinity's head. "i dunno... i think red?" she guesses. trinity grins.

"mom, we've still got those glittery red cherry pasties, right?"

you nod. cherry scoffs. "hey, you can't steal my brand!" she whines.

you roll your eyes. "she's not stealing anything, relax."

"she used my spicy cherry perfume yesterday!" cherry accuses, pointing at trinity.

trinity rolls her eyes. "because my bottle broke on the way to work."

"is that why the whole locker room smells like cotton candy?" buttercup asks. trin nods.

sevika turns to you and holds her hand out, steadying you as you jump down from the stage. "c'mon." she mutters as the girls chat. "let's get out of here. i still want my private dance, and i want it in bed."

you snort. "you're very demanding."

sevika smiles. "i don't hear you complaining." she teases. you giggle and intertwine your fingers, dragging sevika toward the exit.

"don't forget to lock up when you're done!" you call to the girls over your shoulder.

they all wave. "bye mom!" buttercup shouts.

"bye, daddy-sev!" cherry calls.

you gasp and turn around, glaring at your best friend. "hey! the only one who gets to call her daddy is me!"

the girls burst into laughter, and beside you, sevika flusters. "alright, we're going home now." she huffs, bending down to hoist you into her arms.

you burst into laughter.

wolf-whistles and catcalls echo after you as sevika drags you out of the bar.

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[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[budugaapologist]

still dont see how so many people say that dawntrail is poorly written in comparison to other expansions like. what, did you realize you had to learn about a new culture and immediately not care anymore lmao? you've done it before, was this one not white enough for you?

genuinely i think more people should do side quests during msq so idk you can form a heart about the characters you're interacting with if you struggle with that and understand the land better so when impactful shit happens your illiterate ass can actually read and have empathy. theres no excuse for this.

if you can't handle storybuilding and character introductions from the expansion that feels like stormblood and shadowbringers had passionate gay sex that got one of them pregnant and birthed a beautiful daughter they both love and care about then idk what to tell you, maybe youre just lame and can't read. best of luck with that.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

the doctor isnt neurodivergent or autistic or adhd or nonbinary or genderqueer or asexual. what the doctor is, is Not From Here

[lazaruspiss]

characters that make sense to be living in wayne manor without much if any explanation: bruce, alfred, damian, tim, cass

[sieglinde-freud]

thinking about them and banging my head against the wall again whats new. they are making me so emo. god. what the fuck

[jeanmoreaue]

Please rank all the straight ships 🫶 renee/aaron better be #1 💒

renee/aaron sends me 😭

1. Matt/Dan - i would want to be friends with them

2. Abby/Wymack ?

3. everyone else

this is what my google search history looks like now:

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Last ADHD evaluation: Had to wait about six months to get in, "doctor" was a man, he told me I'm "too smart" to have ADHD

This ADHD evaluation: Doctor is a woman, I can get in within two weeks, already a much more pleasant experience

[rwby-confess]

60-something confessions, weve paid our tribute, what are YOUR confessions

Okay, here goes 10 confessions from me:

1.

I wish we had seen Pyrrahs friendships, I think she and Ren would've been good friends since both of them are so level headed.

I headcanon that they would take care of the school garden together, Pyrrah would struggle a bit with delicate plants but same time be happy to be able to learn from his peers new things for once.

One day she learns that Nora and Ren are orphans. Her respect for them grows, seeing them as so much stronger for not having the same support she had growing up, yet here they are thriving. She makes sure to invite them over during holidays and for other things they possibly missed out on as kids.

She doesn't care for cooking but often goes to shop for ingredients with Nora.

2.

I think Freezerburn is incredibly soft.

Weiss is able to cool down hot-headed Yang and Yang is able to melt away the Ice Queens tsundere tendencies. :'-) <3

3.

I miss seeing the street fashion influence when it comes to designs, ofcourse I understand why it isn't there as much anymore but I can still moan about it.

Yangs' tsuyome-esque looks was my fave, it was fire and I wanted to cosplay it so badly.

Ruby's look reminds me of something I wore when I was 12yo actually

4.

Only on my second watch I realised that Ironwood looks really hot with this look and it's a shame that it got SO little screen time. And same with Winters first look.

5.

Also on my second watch I realised that the straps on Oscars' gloves are green not black ???

6.

Remember bootleg Neptune from volume 4? Yeah he sure exists. But what if he did more?

Weiss is trapped in Atlas, she's lonelier than ever, she can only go to places and events dad approves of. And this guy keeps coming around, maybe they meet at the Schnee Manors garden, why not go for a bad boy?

They have fling going on, for Weiss it's mostly out of boredom and finding him good looking. If she's trapped might as well have fun. Maybe they'll get in trouble or have some other sort of side plot going on together but eventually when Weiss gets a window to escape out of Atlas, she's faced with a decision.

Stay with the guy who obviously finds it insane to trade living high life in Atlas to go chase some pals she met at school in other kingdom. Weiss snaps out of the rose coloured glasses after hearing this, ultimately choosing her friends.

Idk I just wish they let them do the usual young people fuck ups and learning experiences if there's going to be whole volume of them sitting around

7.

Yang's probably closest thing Oscar got for mother figure...

8.

The bird thing. Make Raven tell Weiss and Yang how the experience was as she remembers, give them reason to be shocked. So here's my suggestion:

Maybe the process was violent since current humans aren't used to magic in any shape, they're stripped from their autonomy in that moment and it's humiliating.

Like Amber was in the chamber beneath Beacon, Oz did it to Branwens there in similar way? Underground to not attract grimm, no one to hear their screams, its cold and dark, they're stripped like Amber to act as guinea pigs for this man.

Qrow has (more or less) made peace with all that trauma and what happened since he thinks its suffering for the greater good. After all, the man doesn't really have home to go back to. He doesn't want to bring misfortune to people he loves and the tribe doesn't really want him back.

However Raven learns that Salem can't be beaten, meaning she and Qrow suffered for only to be ideal candidates for a suicide mission...

9.

I want Qrowin angst, please crwby, I want to suffer lmao

Give Qrow absolutely losing it, calling Winter after Atlas falls asking her if she knows where the kids are? Where did she last saw them?

And when Winter tries to answer Qrows questions she can't bring herself to say it; they're gone. She was there and she couldn't save them, not even her own sister. The words just won't come out... and after the silence she tells him to meet her in Vacuo, after all he deserves to know.

Whatever differences they had in the past feel so miniscule now.

(Aaand I headcanon that both of them craved for a "normal" family, making this little story even more horrible!)

10.

Yang "shooting" kids' leg on live TV should've had more consequences me thinks. Give me atleast someone commenting or being vary of her.

Her arm is brand new Atlas tech according to Tai, maybe someone would see it as an issue after finding out that she got it for free from Ironwood himself.

Maybe anti Yang propaganda being showed around town could've pushed her to work with Robyn (lol)

"Quite frankly miss I'm about to piss myself right about now, so this one is on the house"

[qzse-rtv]

Pick your head up, Queen. Your crown's falling off.

Im going to kill you

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

how does one like. get a binder

[redhotarsenic]

god it's like i'm living a constant nightmare. i don't do this shit for my health. this stupid bullshit got so far that my friend is suffering both emotionally and through his income and none of these people are comprehending how massively serious this is.

[chaogongoozles]

// vent , journal?, letter to the void to a specific person? Whatever, if ya know ya know//

Didn't think I'd have a close pal choose to be a dirty fucking pig (cop) apologist knowing damn well everything they do and done to marginalized groups, all while trying to tell me "I don't support them!.. but also don't call my coworkers pigs that's disrespectful >:(" bitch??? Blow it out your ass, you wanna fuck around with the pig squad thinking you can 'be a good one' while still supporting them because you work with them? Fine by me, but you're not my friend or ever will be as long as you keep that bluelivesmatter mentality knowing damn well who I am, or who my partner is, or everyone close who has been directly affected by them. Already trying to say the 'negative talk' that cops get is what's the main issue in society™ without wondering WHY so many people fucking hate cops? Or thinking the horrible conditions prisoners are put in is the police 'being underfunded ' when that's by fucking design? Crying that people are calling you horrible shit for being a cop apologist? Boohoo cry me a river, that'll never be nearly as bad as the abuse and deaths millions of people (majority black or Native American) face from the hands of the police.

Damn fucking shame you listened to all the goons around you + those back at home who brought you and your amazing artwork down to the point you even had to work with dirty swine. Thinking that's the only way you can "help people" when you know damn well there's many more opportunities and positions that actually help people (even incorporating your art into it), but instead choosing the very thing that's suppressing us while throwing away your hard work/passions. Fuck you. If you're going to chalk up the horrors that are happening as "fake news/online garbage" or "dumb people recording cops and wondering why they're getting arrested", you're already too far gone.

RIP to the person I once knew and loved. Guess what they say is true, you either grow with friends from childhood/highschool or grow apart. We've obviously grown apart. So good bye.

[loveletterworm]

while i was drawing that previous picture i was like "it would be awesome if there were pictures of the sonic concept art and the shadow concept art being bros" even though that was basically the picture i was actively in the process of drawing when that thought occurred to me but Now several hours later to be honest when I look at these two designs next to each other the only kind of interaction I can imagine is the entire transcript of Spongebob Squarepants Season 3 Episode 20a Spongebob Meets The Strangler

It's pretty funny to think of this though.

[moonlit-orchid]

good evening to everyone except a certain few fucking anons