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To the Deadpool Mobile!

Just got a job. Be back wheneva, suckas! And the old ask is always open! I'll get to it eventually!

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Damn. So much for sassy merc sidekick Turtlepool. You want a turtle?

At first, I felt like Turtlepool was a boy, but now, I feel like she's a girl, but I guess she's whatever she feels like she is. Tearing open the shell would kill her, wouldn't it?

dddeadpool replied to your post: ‘Sup Masked Turtle! Miss me?

Dude, that sucks. But you’re a masked Turtle right? I’ve got a pet turtle. I put a mask on him, but he can’t do any tricks. He just eats lettuce. I’m trying to train him to be an assassin.

Yes, I am…

Is that the Turtlepool Raph mentioned?

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Sweet. I'm the incredibly handsome merc with a mouth Deadpool. Feel free to call if you ever need my services, though I charge a hefty price. Once, I charged this one lady two whole gallons of soup.

parttimepsycho started following you

I think I found a kindred spirit.

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parttimepsycho started following you

I think I found a kindred spirit.

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Sweet! 

Yeah, it is! Can you come train him or something? Or tell me where I can find some of that green ooze that transformed you guys. Yeah, I did my research.

I'm really flattered your brother talks about me and T-Pooly. I think T-Pooly may be a girl, though. Can you tell me if it is or not?

dddeadpool replied to your post: ‘Sup Masked Turtle! Miss me?

Dude, that sucks. But you’re a masked Turtle right? I’ve got a pet turtle. I put a mask on him, but he can’t do any tricks. He just eats lettuce. I’m trying to train him to be an assassin.

Yes, I am…

Is that the Turtlepool Raph mentioned?

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I will, man, thanks!

Does he have a number I can call or what? 1-800-BEAXMAN or something? Oh, by the way, if you ever need my services, my number is 1-800-DEADPOO. There wasn’t enough room for the L. You’d be surprised how many fetish calls I get. Sick people, man.

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Does he have a number I can call or what? 1-800-BEAXMAN or something? Oh, by the way, if you ever need my services, my number is 1-800-DEADPOO. There wasn't enough room for the L. You'd be surprised how many fetish calls I get. Sick people, man.

But your brother is called Cyclops. He should have one eye.

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You're welcome, man. You know, old Blind Al said I needed to be more personable if I wanted people to like me, but then again, no one likes  her either.

But I apologized. I turned over a new leaf. I joined X-Force and hung out with the crazy you.

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Eh, you know I'm fine since I'm totally a mutant and all, just like you. Hey, can I  be an X-Man? Just for today. I have other plans for tomorrow.

But your brother is called Cyclops. He should have one eye.

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Technically, yes. Like, a million times over. I had the big C, you know? And then not to mention all the decapitations and radiation poisoning and bullet wounds and whatnot. 

But your brother is called Cyclops. He should have one eye.

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Deadpool <3

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But your brother is called Cyclops. He should have one eye.

Dude, dude, it’s chill. So you’re Cyclop’s little brother. Wouldn’t it be cool if you were born with three eyes?

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But I apologized. I turned over a new leaf. I joined X-Force and hung out with the crazy you.

dddeadpool replied to your post: Hey, look I’m sorry about that whole two penises thing. It was just a rumor I heard. Will you not ignore me now? I know you follow me. The voices left me and I need something to fill the silence besides my own voice.

Well yeah, but they talk back. There’s nothing now. They got mad at me.

Go apologize.

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Are you being sarcastic? I thought you were Mr. Everyone's-Special-And-Worthy-of-Love? Does that not apply to me?

dddeadpool replied to your post: Hey, look I’m sorry about that whole two penises thing. It was just a rumor I heard. Will you not ignore me now? I know you follow me. The voices left me and I need something to fill the silence besides my own voice.

Well yeah, but they talk back. There’s nothing now. They got mad at me.

Go apologize.

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But you would be like a triclops!

Dude, dude, it’s chill. So you’re Cyclop’s little brother. Wouldn’t it be cool if you were born with three eyes?

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Dude, dude, it's chill. So you're Cyclop's little brother. Wouldn't it be cool if you were born with three eyes?

dddeadpool replied to your post: ‘Sup blondie? Nice hat. Is that a hat? It looks like a hat. Are you high in your picture? You look like you are. Was it fun? Please talk to me, the voices left me and making my guns talk back to me is getting to be old hat. HAHAHAHA! Get it? Hat? I brought it all the way back around. 360, baby.

Why do you wear it so high on your head? You look silly.

Do you really think you have much room to tell me I look silly? Serious question.