#not that I was creepy or that I forced the conversation into platonic cuddling/etc. to the point of being uncomfortable

[star--anon]

How do you tell when you talk about traditionally romantic things in a platonic context way too much?

Are there any ways to tell that I talk too much about platonic relationships?

Because I just got kicked out of a server for “fetishizing friendships and aromantics” and I’m wondering if maybe that could be a sign?

[the-currian]

Spring Troupe Yandere Headcanons

Struggled a bit but had more fun writing these as I was able to churn out more ideas! Finally done with all troupes, yay~

((No Chikage because I’m only playing the English version of A3!))

Sakuya Sakuma

This boy had developed attachment issues since he spent most of his life moving from relative to relative. Is it so wrong that he wants to ensure that you’ll stay?

Generally quite lenient in terms of your freedom, because at the end of the day he’s yours and you’re his, right? That doesn’t mean that he isn’t without his quirks, though.

A bit of a stalker, but terribly obvious. In minutes, you notice him observing you from a distance. After calling him out and asking him what he’s doing, he comes up with the most ridiculous excuses. “Sakuya, what are you doing? Why are you following me?” “Ahaha, I-I’m not following you! I’m uhh…” his eyes dart back and forth. “I’m doing a street act! Mine and Masumi’s theme for our etude is posing as bodyguards!” “Uh huh.” you murmur, unconvinced. “And where’s Masumi?” Sakuya’s face reddens in embarrassment of being caught, but refuses to back down. “Darn, he’s just so good at acting! Playing the bodyguard that secretly hides in the shadows!”

He doesn’t want to cause you harm (emotionally or physically), but if you try to leave, he just can’t help it! He’s really sorry about the bruises on your wrist from gripping you too hard during that argument, okay?

(He’s not sorry about tackling that audience member that made a pass at you, though. That guy definitely deserved it.)

Terribly delusional. He can’t accept even the thought of you leaving him. His troupe mates have to explicitly tell him that what he’s doing isn’t normal in a healthy relationship for him to even think about how his actions affect you. At most it’s a fleeting thought, and he goes right back to his antics.

Masumi Usui

In the beginning, Masumi didn’t care much about you loving him – he already learned from his experience with the director. He was satisfied with just being around you.

You were acquaintances with Masumi, not too familiar with him, but noticed that he’d be in your general area sometimes, not-so-subtly staring in your direction.

You thought that it was cute to have him as an admirer, especially considering his usual aloof nature, so you decided to give him a chance.

His troupe mates are surprised when he introduces you as his partner. Some of them pull you aside, and explain that they didn’t mean anything ill towards you – they just wanted to let you know that Masumi could be a bit…much when it comes to showing his affection.

You thanked them for looking out for you, but you assured them that you could handle it.

But then again, you never expected it to be this bad.

It started out innocent enough – basically what his troupe mates had warned you about. Badgering you with DMs, getting easily jealous when you were around potential suitors, showering you with compliments…

…Until one day you noticed that things started escalating.

His normal jealous streak would turn into violently lashing out at people who touch you, even unintentionally.

He took it upon himself to delete all the information of people he wasn’t familiar with from your phone because if you never bothered to introduce them to him, they must not be that important to you, right?

Has a shrine of you filled with pictures from before you were even dating, some knickknacks from your house that you hadn’t even realized were missing, and is that the shirt that you’ve been looking for the past few weeks…?

Overly protective – it’s kind of laughable at times. You trip along the sidewalk? He’s fighting that rock that caused you harm. That dog startled you while you were walking down the road? Time to call animal control to take care of that mutt. Accidentally burned yourself while cooking? Never mind that meal, it belongs in the trash for hurting you like that – he’ll just get something delivered for you two and no you cannot be the one to place an order what if the delivery worker becomes infatuated with you?

Tsuzuru Minagi

Tsuzuru isn’t the most affectionate person when it comes to physical affection – maybe it’s because he gets enough of that when it comes to his younger siblings.

He’s a bit stumped about how to convey his feelings for you, so he decides he can do it best through his devotion to you.

He knows you like the back of your hand. Your past, your family, your address, your work address, etc.

He knows what meals you had that day, who you’ve been talking to, where you’ve been going, and other seemingly trivial things.

But they’re not trivial to him! Him knowing all those details about you is just proof of how much he loves you!

He’s very invested in your personal life, like the people that you love and hate.

Invested in your personal life like the people you love/hate.

For the people you love (platonically, of course!), he tries his best to make their lives easier. Credit card got rejected? Good thing Tsuzuru just so happened to be in the area – he’s got it covered. Missed out on class? Tsuzuru is there to lend them his notes! Have no company for tonight? Come over and join the two of you for dinner – Tsuzuru’s cooking! He’s like a reliable big brother to your loved ones. Lucky you, they think. What a catch Tsuzuru is!

But for those that you hate? He enlists Sakyo’s help. Bullies? Unbearable bosses? Snobby clients? Sakyo’s associates have it covered. Whatever will help Tsuzuru get focused enough to finish his scripts, Sakyo supposes.

Don’t forget though – he has a temper and a stubborn streak. When you prod a bit too much that it leads to an argument, he verbally lashes out. Just let him do what he wants! He’s doing it for you, after all! Can’t you just be grateful and not be too picky about the details?

Citron

Maybe you should’ve suspected his true nature when he first had a slip of the tongue.

“I’d kill for you.” “Uhhh… Citron, I think you mean ‘I’d die for you?’” “No no, I know what I said.”

But you just chalked it up to language barriers.

He isn’t particularly violent, but is very smothering.

Very protective and keeps you away from others not primarily because of jealousy, but because he’s paranoid that his pursuers will try to take you away from him. Extended sleepovers at your place are a regular occurrence, but it usually feels more like a lockdown – Citron is adamant that the two of you stay indoors and that no one visits.

Extremely affectionate, whether you like it or not. Forceful hugs and cuddles become a part of your daily routine with Citron. Also, one-sided conversations. He doesn’t mind you not participating when you’re not in the mood – he’s reassured by your mere presence.

Itaru Chigasaki

He acts extremely charming at first – his public prince persona demands it.

When you told him you’d accept him as he is, you meant his after-work gamer personality, but this was something else entirely.

Most definitely gaslights you, making you extremely paranoid. He’s king of gap moe, and is extremely hard to decipher at times.

For example, he’d tell you he’s been stalking you and other creepy insinuations, but when you start to look frightened, he tells you he’s just kidding. “It’s just a joke. You’re so cute with that look on your face.”

Usually backs you up onto a wall and does kabe-don if you don’t listen to him, but will tie you up if he’s particularly pissed.

“You know the rules… I just don’t understand why you insist on acting out so much.”

He’s painstakingly crafted both of your public images to be the perfect couple.

Obviously, you can’t go anywhere without him – can’t have you ruining that perfect couple image when he’s not around to monitor you, can he?