#not tgf

[pavlikovskaya]

i just got spoilered so hard on good omens season 2 … i didn’t even know there Was a season two and i find out w a big big BIG fucking spoiler that i really really REALLY didn’t want to find out like this, it ruined my whole week fuck you whoever posted and reblogged, you know who you are

[they don’t]

[kikomanpng]

drunkards

(Waaaa i missed them…)

[nekromenel]

They are so toxic yaoi

[incorrect-goldfinch]

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

[radiobrainsart]

”I’d stopped myself from blurting out the thing I’d never said, even though it was something that we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him on the street - which was, of course, I love you”

- The goldfinch

[carduelism]

Remembered that Theo in universe is writing The Goldfinch.confessing to murder and gay sex but also murder I guess

[diivinesmite]

Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif save me… Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif…. save me Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif…

[pavlikovskaya]

then lit up a cigarette and walked away how beautiful is that

It randomly popped into my head the other day that Camilla is the only one of the five who never loses her shit, post-Bunny. Charles becomes a full-fledged alcoholic, Francis leans hard into his hypochondria, Richard turns into an even bigger pill-popper, and Henry is rhapsodizing about the liberating benefits of murder. Camilla, however, is completely unfazed. The only thing that changes for her is that when she sees her brother falling apart, she removes herself to be with the person who can protect her. She really is such a terrifying character that I almost wish we hadn't gotten that glimpse of her in the epilogue, broke and stranded at her grandmother's house. I like to think she'd have let them all take the fall, then lit up a cigarette and walked away.

[ifangirlalot]

boris eating out reader hcs??

˗ˏˋ 𝐅𝐎𝐑��𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐂𝐒 ˎˊ˗ | starring boris pavlikovsky ︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

~smut!~ [𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘:] oral (fem receiving), some dirty talk, boris slipping into his native language (which is polish btw), broken english boris because that's adorable, angst

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⊹˚.⋆ Alright. So this could go one of three ways. One, he's high and/or drunk off his ass, two, he's sober and is feeling particularly charitable, or three, his dad made him feel useless and he feels the need to prove his worth to you so you won't leave him for somebody else.

⊹˚.⋆ Let's start with Boris eating you out while he's drunk and/or high. He's actually pretty fuckin' messy, like Richie is, but like twice as much. He's also very noisy. He rumbles and grunts and groans, kind of like a car engine. You'd be laughing if you weren't moaning.

⊹˚.⋆ Boris is also a really big clit sucker. He'll push his tongue right up against it and flick it about until you're screaming his name at the top of you're lungs. And he wraps his tongue around your nub and sucks it until it's purple. He likes to nip at it and tug it gently before letting it snap back into place.

⊹˚.⋆ Honestly D/H Boris isn't eating you out so much as just licking and sucking. To put it quite bluntly… It's not the best experience, but he tries enough and always makes you cum.

⊹˚.⋆ If he's sober and it's just a good day for him, maybe he's in a really good mood, which is rare for him, he likes to overstimulate you with his mouth. He does it without warning as well.

⊹˚.⋆ He'll sink down to his knees at the most random of times. His favorite is while you're cooking. He wants to see if you can cook your meal without burning it while you're writhing under his tongue.

⊹˚.⋆ You could be in the kitchen just cooking something for dinner, and he'll just kneel in front of you and tug down your sweats with a cheeky grin.

"Ach, kochanie! Spread legs and let me play."

⊹˚.⋆ Sober Boris is practically a professional at oral. Plus, being a polyglot? The amount of movements that tongue can do? Oh good god, it's heaven on earth. Sometimes he'll roll his tongue while he's eating you out and just… AGH, so good.

⊹˚.⋆ Expect multiple orgasms, because once he starts he absolutely refuses to stop.

⊹˚.⋆ Now.. for when Boris needs to be reassured. When his dad has made him feel like nothing more than a piece of human garbage. When he's in this vulnerable mindset, nothing you do will dissuade him. He needs to do something, anything, to prove himself. To make sure he lets you know he doesn't want you to view him as useless.

"Bor, baby.. Come on, you don't have to do this.." "No, no.. Hush, moje serce.. Let me. Please."

⊹˚.⋆ He's very passionate with his tongue movements and he tends to cry a lot and whisper different compliments to you in Ukrainian, Russian, and Polish through his sobs. Sometimes he just desperately begs.

⊹˚.⋆ It feels good, as you'd expect it to, but fuck it's so hard to focus on it when Boris looks like he's falling apart. He's shaking, sobbing, begging.

⊹˚.⋆ At one point, he just stops giving you head and clings to your leg, begging for your love in Russian.

"Пожалуйста, о, пожалуйста, не уходи, я люблю тебя, красотка… Я буду добра к тебе до конца своей любви. Но, о Боже, не уходи..!"

T R A N S L A T I O N S

Ach, kochanie - ah, darling (Polish)

Moje serce - my heart (Polish)

Пожалуйста, о, пожалуйста, не уходи, я люблю тебя, красотка… Я буду добра к тебе до конца своей любви. Но, о Боже, не уходи..! - Please, oh please don't go, I love you, beautiful… I will be good to you until the end of my life. But, oh God, don't go..! (Russian)

[pavlikovskaya]

FUCK I JUST REALISED THAT STEVIE DIDNT SAY NO WHEN DAVID ASKED HER IF SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX W HIM IN S1 E4!!!! [she offers him the red love room to keep his clothes and says she ‘can take care of your ~stuff’]

SHE JUST SAYS NO, DONT THINK ANYBODY HAS SEX IN HERE

TEEEHHEEEEE🤭🤭💆🏻‍♀️

[kikomanpng]

Old goldfinch art that i forgot to post! Finished now :) (made this for a school project and made it self indulgent)

[nekromenel]

Old boreo art

[boryapavlikovskys]

why do people still insist the goldfinch begins in the early 2000s. does andy having hentai on his iphone mean nothing to you

[theotherwoman69]

Everybody is going crazy over byler (good for y'all) and I'm still stuck here:

[hearts4popchyk]

“Then again: there was not exactly a word for Boris and me…” yeah I think I could come up with a couple