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sometimes i randomly remember jean saying “your brisket lungs” to andrew motherfucking minyard and i LOSE MY SHITTTTTTT

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andrew did not say a single word to jeremy and then went home and told renee "ayo major twink alerttt"

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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how many hoodies can i give this kid

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it kills me that he has no idea how funny he is

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having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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name a more powerful duo than a they/them and a frenchman

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(kofi request) brothers who (try to) carry each other

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i feel like yuji grew up watching naruto and had a little puppy crush on sasuke, which he kinda forgot about until he met megumi and thought “woah hes so cool… like sasuke” and fell in love

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for the love of god someone put adam parrish and neil josten in a room together. i wanna see something.

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Andrew Minyard better than me fr because if my blue eyed situationship said "thank you, you were amazing" to me after I gave 110% at a fucking stickball game and then immediately gets kidnapped by his serial killer dad he conveniently forgot to tell me about, and I had to learn that my codependent worstie knew the whole time through "gentle persuasion"...

I'd be on the news.

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Realising the Ravens played Exy the way Tetsuji wanted and the Tojans the way Kayleigh wanted, and that’s why USC is Kevin’s favourite team.

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AND ALL OF U DOUBTED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

listen listen……i KNOW i'm asking for too much but i'm gonna manifest it either way………what if we get a lowkey homoerotic moment between kevin and aaron somewhere in the next 2 books nora is writing…….no please…..don’t scroll down….listen listen LISTEN!!!!……..weirder things have happened…..u cannot look me in the eyes and tell me kevin never had a minuscule silly little crush on aaron….where’s your proof??? that’s right……your hands are EMPTY🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 (me, gaslighting u)

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Neil is an unreliable narrator TO YOU. I believe him.

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Happiness Will Come To You.