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Aaron Minyard is trying his darnest to live out his cheesy romance movie dreams, but his brother won't stop collecting mafia rejects like they're Pokémon cards

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2022 kevin day got in trouble with his pr team because when the queen of england died andrew tweeted from his phone "RIP elizabeth but i'm built different"

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why is everyone so nonchalant and unbothered….. what happened to real lovers I need obsession

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might be reading into it too much but you know what? I think Jeremy not being able to have a real golden retriever because his family is allergic is symbolism for the fact that Jeremy’s family isn’t happy with the current Jeremy that they have and instead he has to put up a fake cardboard version of himself to please them and everyone else. But that might just be me 🤷‍♀️

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i fuck with all that nonsense about aftg being a show. i'd like to see one good actor pull off the riko roast without fumbling it or laughing. impossible for someone to NOT laugh during that scene i'm sorry the blooper reel would go crazy

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IM SCREAMING

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ronan lynch is better than me because if my dad had recently died and my brother was a dick and my crush started dating someone else and my best friend was going to die in a year and i was conjuring shit out of my dreams i would have been even a bigger asshole than he is

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Married life

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The reason the twins Act Like That is because they have to speed run sixteen years of Sibling Bane-Of-My-Existence Childhood Era before they can evolve into Sibling Partner-In-Crime Adulthood Era

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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I don't think I'll ever stop needing you

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trying to heal, while trying to grieve, while trying to live, while trying to forgive, while trying to love, while trying to be loved

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the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

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I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

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love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court

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the most underrated part of the whole aftg trilogy is in tkm where aaron calls out neil for running from something/someone and then neil Roasts him which then transforms into andrew confessing to murder in front of the whole team all within like 2 pages why does no one talk about that it’s so iconic hit that mf like to spread the love of this scene