#not shipping them

[mekaasart]

Alastor. That's all.

[siriussslut]

boners at the theater

warnings: semi-public sex, creaming in pants, & scariest of all- prongsfoot. they’re just friends who help each other get off tho so it’s okay xx

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sirius shifts uncomfortably in his seat, his sudden boner so hard it’s painful. he and james are sitting in the last row of the movie theater, and the closest person is in the next row, 7 seats down. the movie lights the theater in a soft red glow. he glances over at james and sees a tent in his jeans too.

he leans down to whisper in james’ ear. “hey, james,”

“hm?” he doesn’t look away from the movie. some hot girl is on screen, drenched head-to-toe, her nipples hard through her dress.

“i’ll help you with yours if you’ll help me with mine.”

“what?” he finally meets his gaze, eyebrows pinched together.

sirius gestures at their laps.

james turns a dark shade of crimson. “…here?”

sirius grins cheekily, placing a hand on james’ erection. he palms him through the denim of his jeans, and james muffles a gasp behind his hand.

“what if we get caught?” he whispers.

he leans closer. “that makes it more fun.” he slips his hand down the waistband of his jeans, feeling his cock through his briefs.

james hesitates and then nods, reaching over to touch sirius. sirius sighs quietly when james’ fingers reach his dick, wrapping around the shaft. sirius mimics the action with james’.

james is softer, slowly sliding up and down sirius’ cock, while sirius is rougher, moving at a brutal pace, ever so often reaching down to tug on james’ balls. james twitches every time he does.

when james’ hand sends him into what feels like heaven, he leans closer to rest his head against james’ shoulder. he can hear his pulse fluttering through his neck, his skin sticky with sweat.

a bubble of pre-cum licks against sirius’ hand and the sensation sends him over the edge. he gasps as he comes, soaking his clothes. james bites down on a whimper, playing with sirius through his orgasm as he finishes himself.

he creams in his pants, dick twitching as he paints sirius’ hand with his cum.

james pulls a shaky hand out of sirius’ jeans, his waistband snapping back against his skin. sirius pulls his own hand back as well, licking the cum off of his fingers. james watches wide-eyed.

“going to the bathroom,” he whispers, stepping away with a grin.

[compressedrage]

In the spanse of maybe seven minutes I have become violently ill and it's all thanks to THESE IDIOTS–

THE MOST DYNAMIC-EST OF DUOS

IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THEM

DANG IT I'VE LOST THE WORDS BUT I KNOW Y'ALL GET IT

[the-catmans-offical-2]

Do you guys ever think about the fact Ed kinda just let Wrath choke him? He didn't stop him, sure he put his hand on his forearm but that wasn't stopping him.

He could've tried transmuting his automail, transmuting the carbon that makes up Wraths body. He could've very much tried hurting him or tried killing him.

But he didn't.

I think it's because Ed was thinking he deserved it. Mostly because of his words to Izumi after Wrath ran off:

"He was.. Crying. While I can't even squeeze out a single tear, that poor kid's crying like a baby. Like he, like he was crying because I couldn't."

I think Wrath and Ed are one in the same, Wrath is like Ed's intrusiveness and emotionalness but at a higher level. More extreme in a sense. But they're so alike I love them.

Idk how to explain it, I'll explain more later maybe.

[renegadesstuff]

Madison & Rudy crumbs 🥹🫶

[fullvoidsheep]

Traditional Gruntie Mabel drawing and silly Bill drawing they are unrelated drawings

[miami-lolz]

“Who’s stupid now, BITCH?!”

Or; Morty finally getting some level of justice via headshotting his grandpa

I feel like this scene is so underrated. This isn’t the first time Morty has threaten to kill or at least hurt Rick. It is, however the first times he’s actively attacked Rick and had a clear attempt to take his ass out. Morty is so fed up with Rick yelling at him during the standoff that he shoots Rick in the head. Not an arm or leg but in the forehead. He absolutely shot to kill. And yeah, you could say it was a spur-of-the-moment action based on frustration and impulse, but I think that was Morty saying “if we are gonna die anyways, I’ve earned to right to be the one to take you out.”

Because let’s be honest, if anyone deserved to be the one to get back at Rick it would probably be Morty. Now obviously I don’t actually want that to happen. It wouldn’t fit the character arcs they’ve had, but it would also be brutally fitting. A Prime is what got Rick into this mess and a Prime would be what finishes him off. And there’s something symbolical about Morty killing both his best friend and the person that’s hurt him for years.

[mikeyliciousss]

literally me n twin 🤞

[the-simple-creature]

HEAR ME TF OUT

Y'all remember Gangle's masks and how she's literally just ribbons? Of course you do.

What if Gangle could... "possess" others?

Allow me to explain with a scenario:

Jax trips Gangle down a flight of stairs, however, what Jax didn't expect was Gangle grabbing his ankle with one of her ribbons, taking him down WITH her.

*insert cartoon chaos cloud*

Ragatha follows, concerned for Gangle's safety.

Ragatha: Are you guys OK?!?!

Jax stands up, wrapped in Gangle's ribbons.

"Jax": "Am I OK?"

"Jax" laughs maniacally.

"Jax": Ragatha, honey...

"Jax" turns around (perhaps with a little twirl)

Gangle: THIS IS THE BEST I'VE FELT IN YEARS! She said with a new mask, one with an evil grin.

*New Gangle emotion unlocked: mischievous*

[field-o-flowers]

For as much as Piper “hates” Jasper she doesn’t seem to be okay with physical contact unless it’s him

[lightforghosts]

[lucksbucks]

there’s something poetic about a boy with the last name pines falling in love with the daughter of a lumber jack

[thatwashhingmashine]

Hear me out

[saintetheldreda]

unfortunately glen powell can never be as interesting as jensen ackles because he will never have a relationship with a costar as stupidly fairytale and mythically perfect as jensen and jared. he can be a cowboy but he will never have that classic wild west duo mystique. their iconic friendship is still cooler than anything any actors have got going on it will always be them

[urpalelle]

toph and noodle