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Living with someone who subsists on a diet of cigarettes and nothing else if left to their own devices means you occasionally must wear the hat of beast tamer in your own house
#coming home to find M in a State#unrecognizable werewolf transformation of violent depression#all bared teeth and raised hackles#trying to bite my face off for the crime of existing#and then feeding him some soup and a grilled cheese and watching him return to normal#he is now happily arranging his music room#i love him so much but sometimes he drives me insane#like you are a 42 year old man what do you mean you haven't thought to feed yourself in the 72 hours I've been gone?#not once?#and usually he's the cook out of the two of us but he only actially cooks or thinks about making food#if I'm there to feed which is just ridiculous frankly#its not like weaponized incompetence because he did clean and he is usually the one who cooks#but idk what the fuck it is and regardless it kind of pisses me off
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All right, done with Nimona! I give it a C. The story was predictable, something I forgive if the execution is good, but I think it failed in that aspect too.
Where it did succeed is the animation itself. A+ job to the teams that worked on that.
#as soon as they revealed that the city has drones I was done#You're telling me that for 1000 YEARS no one#not a SINGLE PERSON#flew an unmanned drone over the wall to see what was over there#I don't care about whatever bullshit rules the institute has in place#there is not a SINGLE bored teenager or tech nerd or conspiracy theorist who has EVER tried to look over the wall?#not once?#in a THOUSAND YEARS?!#hell no#where the movie really lost me though was the gloreth backstory#Gloreth was too old to be stupid enough to see what the villagers did to Nimona and hold her accountable for it#especially to the point that she makes hating Nimona a personality trait#seriously WTF#it felt like they took the story beats from other better movies and slapped them into one#As soon as I realized who the villain was (within the first 20 minutes) everything else felt like they were checking boxes#anyway i wish that representation and quality storytelling weren't so often mutually exclusive#sigh#nimona#spoilers
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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today
I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 
#ryders rambles#LIKE idk man i think it’s really cool how we’re learning about each other Ill be back with the reverse once I found a post on it
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
#stp spoilers#slay the princess spoilers#stp dragon#stp the princess and the dragon#I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK#i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was#and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you#anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria#thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp#slay the princess#stp princess#stp the long quiet#my animations#my art#EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner
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i find it so interesting how people act like "critically examining a piece of media" is the opposite of "enjoying that piece of media." rip to you but i actually find it really enjoyable and compelling to dissect and think through the art i engage with
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For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!
#edit: if you click that link to donate‚ you gotta switch the country setting (i’ll fix it once i can get to a laptop)#sorry for not tagging his post directly. i refuse to go on twitter to find it. however the tweet is shown in the news article linked#wikipedia#wikimedia#us politics#elon musk#original post
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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today
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#luigi mangione#😂☠️#***#context for my non-american followers: once you turn 26 you are no longer allowed to be on your parents' health insurance policy#****
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Royal Pigeon
#artists on tumblr#pigeon#procreate#royal pigeon#bird#i think about pigeons a lot#domesticated animals#once prized possessions for their use as#communication#almost completely abandoned by humanity#painting#art#doodle#drawing#digital art#illustration
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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kosovo miku
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#for once i finally have the time for a miku challenge/trend !!#i saw no one draw it yet so lets go#kosovo#albania#please don't repost#my art#artists on tumblr#i really wish i could eat fli right now#look up for “Flija Tradicionale” it's delicious#it's built like a sun
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing#and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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