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jadesarerocks · 10 months ago

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Oh I’m sorry. Is your love language “mean words that you don’t actually mean” because no one was ever nice to you and now everyone thinks you’re being a jerk when you’re trying to show love, or are you butting into my life when you shouldn’t be?

#zosan #this is them #not me I swear #one piece #op zosan #that’s partially how I see it #just to throw in my interpretation #neglected Zoro and abused Sanji would #even though they both know what loves doesn’t look like #sometimes it does look like being mean #when it’s all you know #but you’re not being mean #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #this is a very surface level explanation because I don’t feel like thinking right now

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jellibelli123 · 10 months ago

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I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YAS!! >:[

#go on #pick it up #eat it #>:3 #ramen #italian #ramen noodles #spaghetti #peppino spaghetti #italien #hey that generated with its spelling wrong #not me I swear #noodles

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ace-disgrace-on-the-case · 4 months ago

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For those who needed to hear it today

#including me #especially me #I swear I need to get this through my own head

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emilnikos · 11 months ago

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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

#i can't believe i have to day it but autism /is/ a disablity. its disabling. meltdowns are part of that.#'oh this is a lukewarm take' you dumbshit fucks have been throwing the word neurodivergent and meltdown around so #casually they have both been said at me with the same disdain as a swear word. you guys will accept making fun of autistic people #if someone jn your circle who is 'cool' does it first. at your big ages. shut the hell up

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haroldhighballjordan · 2 years ago

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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manzanamarim · 4 months ago

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These attorneys sure are ace or smth idk

#marim's art #ace attorney #apollo justice ace attorney #phoenix wright ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth #simon blackquill #kay faraday #maya fey #pearl fey #trucy wright #listen I thought abt phoenix being in the first one but he is technologically illiterate #I swear I draw proper things it just takes me some time. and I have to be in the mood u feel me #I mostly wanted to do the Simon one it brings me joy

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sergle · 8 months ago

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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

#sergle art #artists on tumblr #illustration #body posi #fat art #body positive #stretch marks #heey it's chboy. skinny penits. i haven't killed myself i SWEAR. i'm still in my cave and i still draw #i hope you like the pieces because i really liked doing the more stylized flowers on the first two #like that actually gave me so much enjoyment doing the flowers that way on miss blue hair

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payasita · 2 years ago

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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doydoune · 2 months ago

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i hate them so much why are they like this

#“let's take a look at all the weirdos” it's you. you are the weirdos. everyone is scared of you #they're just losers i hate them i hate them they make so mad istg #they consume my thoughts and i'll never forgive them for that #aa #ace attorney #dounart #ace attorney fanart #gyakuten saiban #aa fanart #phoenix wright #phoenix wright fanart #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth fanart #narumitsu #wrightworth #art #fanart #digital #they make me ill i swear i've lost half my braincells hallucinating about them

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itsangrynar · 6 months ago

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At this point i might be oversharing but who cares. Anyway, thumbs up for the painter who repainted him with no crown 👍

#labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious dungeon #nart #my art #Im that painter irl #i swear it takes me so long to draw laios

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sunlit-mess · 8 months ago

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I can't get enough of this deer

#messyr #doodle #artists on tumblr #i swear guys he wasnt even my fav since pilot until the show came back and got me hooked to him #hes got that ace rizz and it's too strong #AND IM CUPIOROMANTIC (but asexual)#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie

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stargirl230 · 10 months ago

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thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

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