#not jk

[guardiansgalore]

Good evening im barely on time

Happy leap day and happy rebirth day

Here's a vincent that i absolutely sped through

[iamtired10]

This is what I was afraid of. Hanni at the Gucci Event. Looking stunning and breathtaking as ever. Leaving us (you and me) in a ditch dead somewhere 😵‍💫

Girly knew she be hitting her half 40s next month and she’s using that to her goddamn advantage to KILL us all 😩

Have some mercy on us, PHAM HANNI 😩 please 🙏🏻

Her back! 😖😣😩😫 Oh Lordy! 😖

But ☝🏻🤓 SHE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD IN THEM DENIM 🤤

OMG IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS AND I JUST CAN'T MOVE ON FROM HER LOOK!

AGHHHH SHE'S SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL, IT'S LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF A DREAM! 😩

SHE'S GOT THIS RADIANCE THAT JUST CAPTIVATES EVERYONE AROUND HER. HER SMILE? IT'S LIKE A SUNSHINE THAT BRIGHTENS UP MY DAY, NO MATTER HOW DARK IT GETS! AWWW MY WIFEEE (me being delulu**)🤕

(IT HURTS TO KNOW I CAN'T HAVE SOMEONE LIKE HER IN MY LIFE. (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠))

how to be mr. unicorn 👁️🫦👁️ 🕯️

[afteraftercare]

why have the actual losers at my school lost their virginity before me…. whens it my turn to get pussy like wtf

[l0ser-nicolaz]

ITS SO DEPRESSING HOW THE TEAR DUCTS IN MY EYES

ARE SO MUCH WETTER THAN THE SPACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS

I CANT HELP IF THINKING ABOUT IT ONLY MAKES ME CRY

IT KEEPS ME WET YOU KNOW YOU KEEP ME WET TILL I RUN DRYYY

[enha-stars]

“i would have married you if you’d have stuck around” ouch girly, too close

[yakultii]

since y’all like to compliment my amateur writing and photography so much can y’all like make me rich

[vaampiricdecay]

why is my brain like this

[lbctal]

WALT HUNT. what a word love it.

I AM ☹️. i will lose 5 hp everyday if i don't see his face.

[kaire-iz-meee]

It's 5am and I'm alrd having a bad day :))

I'm dying inside cuz a lizard came out of my pants onto my foot and my soul left my body for a while

I'm dying inside cuz my mom opened the lights right after I awoke from my 5am alarm

I'm dying inside cuz a roach probably bit my eye

I'm dying inside cuz I felt hot when I woke up but I'm not supposed to feel that

I'm dying inside bcuz I am tired af

I'm dying inside cuz I still have school 2day

I'm dying inside.

[enchilada-terrarium]

If you can’t dick down the homies what’s the point

[motherfuckingmaneater]

confession: i really want to sleep with your husband. just tell me when you're off with the dark lord and we can make it work.

Oh, you again. Yes, I know you have a thing for my husband, join the queue of endless witches who do. Unfortunately for you, he has standards - namely me. So come within five feet of him and I will gauge your eyes out.

[redstoneofaja]

i had this stationery box set as a kid and i forgot it existed until i saw someone with the girl as an icon. my first crush jk

[hslllot]

if you could get harry a birthday gift what would you get him

[maimndevour]

it’s like that meme that my hands look like this so she can look like this but in a different way

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]