#not jealous

[yeesiine]

Your circle is suppose to be proud, not jealous.

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

Better hurry up talking to Stone he sounded kinda remorseful when mentioning Aimé before, who knows, old flames and all that

What?

No, he is not going to see him. Er, I mean...

If he does, I want to see him just as much as I already do. No takes backsies on the contract either.

[agent-stone]

You're so lucky Mr. Stone 😞

I wanna sit in The Doctors lap

...hey. Don't... do that. I agree with you but...

-- Stone

[earl-of-grey]

Alastor headcanon:

I know it’s implied in the show that Alastor smells, and that we the fandom love to joke about him being a stinky boy and not showering. But honestly, I believe he smells not because he doesn’t bathe, but because that’s just one of his deer traits. He can take all the baths he wants, everyday, twice a day even, but he’ll still smell like wet deer. And it’s something he can’t get rid of. So I think he just accepts it, and fully embraces that stinky eldritch swampland creature persona.

[queermentaldisaster]

:)

You whore. /j

[dramasauce]

Romance on the Farm (2023)

[blindmanbaldwin]

Thinking about how the guys in Genesis were ~22 years old when they wrote/recorded "Supper's Ready".

[dudeshusband]

hm. I can't be the only one who finds their f/os being too jealous off putting, right?

[puphoods]

pup hoods are just like. objectively so much cooler than wearing stupid cat ears or whatever it makes me mad

[emperorsfoot]

No object, no matter how well taken care of, can last forever.

And I can already see my favorite mug is reaching the end of her lifespan

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

Aimé was a one-night-stand I believe, Doctor

- 🛸

Hm.

Of course he was...

-- Robotnik

[napsaps-archive]

WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN GOING ON RECENTLY why is everybody falling in love and/or dating why are there new couples everywhere why are so many people holding hands in the hallway and kissing on the street i want someone to hold my hand and drive me to school and take me on dates and call me pretty and kiss me and hug me and give me their beanies and shit When is it my turn

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[redgriffun]

My (wealthier than I'll ever be) brother and his wife are in Italy. They keep sending photos of famous ruins, cute antique elevators, and now the canals of Venice. I hate them.

[hattersarts]

the midnight visits of wicked part 2