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I can't wait to tell my MIL she's wrong later :)
#not in so few words but I mean#she's been doing this very stupid thing for the last five years and I get old habits die hard#but the thing she was doing became irrelevant about... 5 years ago lol#she didn't want the cats to get wet after their spay/neuter surgeries#which okay fine dry out the tub after just in case#but now she uses the same damp towel every time we shower to line the tub after to make sure the cats don't get wet still#and it's just like#do you not see the active mildew colonies??? do you just ignore them?????#I scrubbed the tub today because I felt really uncomfortable standing in the yuck trying to dye my hair#and if she thinks I'm putting anything back down in that tub she's sadly and sorely wrong#she needs therapy
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terrisas really funny ithink
#kingdom hearts#kh#my art#image id in alt#kh fanart#Saix#saïx#isa#terra#kh terra#terrisa#Moonrocks#<-? I think people call them that sometimes. I think its cute#Kh saix#kh saïx#kh isa#Not tagging this xemsai because its only a little bit about it. I mean xemsais the joke but ykwim#Ok for real though ive been thinking about them these last few weeks and actually they're really cool 2me#Like theres whole “came back wrong” dynamic since isa remembers everything and terras basically a whole different person#And adding onto that saix and xemnas relationship wasnt exactly. Normal. So i could totally see something like isa-#-subconsciously reverting back to how he acted in kh2 while terras like ‘? You dont have to do that?” And like theyre both AFFECTED by-#-xemnas but in different ways and terra can see how xemnas was through isa and augh#Anyway. This is still an akusai house but i think isa can have an unhealthy one sided attachment to a person he barely knows out of their-#-resemblance to someone he ‘sacrificed himself to’ (kh character files words not mine).#It improves the biodiversity.#terraisa
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gotta tell you I've kept going back to look at the UPA style drawings over and over today they just make me so happy (especially the thespius and clickclack. obviously. I am a predictable sap) anyway thank you it has been providing me free serotonin all day
AAA TYSM!!
also, HARD AGREE. it like. it Goes
It Goes. bright n colorful toony boys. the aesthetic timelines are close enough
#doodles#great god grove#ALSO UH. hi ngl i did a Wholeass Real-Life double take#iii may or may not have the TPAJ postcard that came with the physical book like. taped to my wall a few inches above my monitor#looked at the url. looked at the postcard. looked at th#REAL BIG COMPLIMENT that my art brought you some joy!! bc yours has been doing that for me for YEARS so it means a whole whole lot!!!!#so ye THANK U FOR THE NICE WORDS (AND ALSO THE REALLY REALLY NICE BOOK)<3#ggg lovestory#augh. god i love shapes
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
#rimi talks#cassie: only one of us HAS fucked kon and yet somehow *i'm* not the one who's ever started a sentence with ''if i was gonna fuck kon''.#like i'm just saying tim. i HAVE fucked kon. and i have Never Once said those words in that order. fascinating huh?#tim (rolling out from under his car to give her the most withering look imaginable): oh so you're saying you think that's fine then?#like you Wouldn't do better than this guy?#cassie: literally not at all what i'm saying but also DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF--#the narrator: tim would not admit he's bisexual for another 5 months.#a few days later dick finds him on a rooftop brooding so so so hard and goes yeah bud??#and tim with the most thousand yard stare in the world is like. i think cassie was right about something. but i'm not telling you what#timkon#its important to me that tim is kind of stupid. you get that right#he's stupid and cassie is his bestie who means the world to him and also IS going to point and laugh at him for this for the next 4 years#tim#kon#cassie
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misunderstanding
#MAGUS IS STILL TALLER THAN SIMON. they're bending down a lot in the first image for dramatic effect#something something how to talk to short people#if anyone needs the joke explained! simon means 'many clothes' as in 'many different outfits/clothing items often'#because he usually wore only a few outfits so he wasnt super aware of the fashion trends at the time#MAGUS however. thinks he means 'many clothes' as in. a SINGLE outfit. I HOPE THATS CLEAR#I MAY HAVE WORDED IT WEIRDLY.#ancient sleeping magi of adventure time#life giving magus#simon petrikov#simon adventure time#magus adventure time#lgm adventure time#magikov#simon and magus#fionna and cake#wizard city#atimers#adventure time fanart
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[ light rattling ]
Frances: The hell?
Frances: Christ. Atlas. Atlas! Wake up!
Atlas: Hmm? Oh! Hello you.
Frances: Found you.
Atlas: Good job but you never really needed me to tell you that.
Frances: Are you sober?
Atlas: Definitely coming down, that’s for sure.
Atlas: [ rustling ]
Frances: You decent?
Atlas: [ snorts ] Sure. What? Did you want some? Should have told me sooner since I’m empty.
Frances: You promised me this would stop. That was our deal.
Atlas: Promises are such a big commitment for something with such little return. I need something consistent, something I know.
Frances: Did he really mess you up that badly?
Atlas: Don’t.
Frances: Because everything changed when he came into our lives.
Atlas: Stop.
Frances: You can’t even acknowledge him because you know it’s true.
Atlas: Stop it.
Frances: ROWAN! His name was Rowan and he ruined everything!
Atlas: Ruined everything?! Hah… Hahaha! No, no you’re wrong-
Frances: You’re so delusional you can’t even see it. Of course you can't, how could you?
Atlas: Get out.
Frances: I am trying to help you!
Atlas: I said get out-
She grabs him by the shoulders
Frances: Were we not enough? Was I never enough? I’ve been here the entire time! All he ever did was leave you! I... I shouldn’t have said that.
Atlas: [ voice breaks ] oh god…
Frances: Hey. No, no. I’m sorry.
Atlas: [ whispers ] He didn’t ruin me, he only set me free.
Frances: This is the price of freedom?
Atlas: No, this is the price of a heartbreak. This part is my fault.
Frances: You can’t keep blaming yourself.
Atlas: What makes you think I was in the right?
Frances: Because you’re my brother. I know you.
Atlas: [ small huff ] And you should know you can’t change a thing.
Frances: I can. You’re going to get better. You have to.
Atlas: How naive do you have to be to believe it’s a choice? I-
Frances: Are you ready to lose it all?
Atlas: … Say what you came here to say, Frances.
Frances: I don’t want this to be the rest of our lives. This has to be the last time. It needs to. [ pauses ] It needs to be or else I’m done.
?: [ hurried knocking ]
Frances: You expecting someone?
Atlas: Trouble.
Frances: What?
?: [ banging ] I know you’re in there Atlas! Open the fucking door!
Frances: What did you do?
Atlas: You should… Stay here. Don’t come out until I say so.
#leave. lose. lost. such powerful words for one person to handle.#SO#i won't say much except for this#there is intention behind nearly every line in this scene#whether it's how atlas sees frances how frances sees atlas#how both process the world and what it means to be on same coin just a dif side#the coin being expectations and realities#such a good (well not for them) conversation to write and it won't be the last#we'll see how this flashback ends in a few weeks but back to the present for a bit#tessellate#tessellate: atlas#tessellate: frances#tw: drug addiction#tw: alcohol#ts4#simblr#sims 4 story#sims community
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(183/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡
#jungkook#jungkookedit#jeon jungkook#jeongguk#bts#btsedit#btsgif#gif#jnotd*#maknaelinegifs#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#tuserandi#useremmeline#creatyoon#usermaggie#underbetelgeuse#dailybts#he love of mine 😔#the nose mole means the world to me i will never shut up about it#my doll 🎀#btw...#kayla said that i should post how many gifs makes me happy and these are the ones that i wanted to put in a few posts before#so kayla!!! thank you for that words!!!
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the brightest star
for @cosmicdreamgrl✨
#btsgif#btsedit#userbangtan#dailybts#userpat#userdimple#raplineuser#tuserandi#annietrack#usersky#userkelli#useremmeline#heyginkgo#usermaggie#uservans#usersevn#jungkookedit#jeon jungkook#bts#*#cr. 0613data#happy birthday darling steph!#i saw this jk and immediately thought “i should gif him for steph!” so here we are <33#i wanted to post it few days ago but i noticed how you've metioned you birthday so i post it now#i'm not good with words but i hope you'll find your moments of happiness smiles and inspiration#i wish you a good day a week a year#i'm sending you a lot of hugs#i'm happy that we started talking (even if just a little)#thank you for being so nice for your kind words and support it means so much to me#💖💖💖
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i've just finished my s7 rewatch and it's kinda so funny to me how much discourse people created over every bucktommy interaction when their whole arc boils down to tommy being patient and vulnerable with buck and showing up for him. like when you are not wearing shipper goggles under the name of "analysis" and don't try to reverse-engineer every word and look and shot with utmost bad faith, that's what it is. a simple and sweet story of a new exciting relationship with a guy who's understanding and willing to show up. literally the two things buck needs from a relationship but never had with his previous love interests. they are kinda sickeningly sweet and well-communicating actually lol
#yall are too serious and too strict about a show being written two weeks in advance like i love this show but picking out bits and pieces#and trying to make it all fit a narrative is kinda doing too much no one in the writing room is being that deliberate or precise or#enigmatic with their word choices as they write for a prime time network tv procedural#sometimes when a joke is played as a joke it's a joke#when a character says a character is good for another character thats what they mean#this show does not require reading between the lines for subtext it's just asking you connect the dots with common sense#and it's okay if you dont like the execution you can just say that without trying to make it an issue of morality or becoming#conspiracy theorists#anyway rant over#bucktommy#they are so precious i hope abc doesnt mess up this once in a lifetime luck they struck with tommy and continue the overall#beautiful dynamic they captured in a short few episodes#tevan#911#also not saying this to bash any of his ex girlfriends i actually liked all of them for different reasons except for natalia who was#unfortunately just a blip#mimi.txt
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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny
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#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is not the ghost king#so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous#so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell#it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity#and was a happy accident#but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo#and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo#danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too#danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi#hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats#those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration#and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio#dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian
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finally got to sit down and draw my interpretation of Penelope, queen of Ithaca, from epic: the musical
also as a bonus, her namesake duck
#epic the musical#epic penelope#so. i got a few things to say as usual when i work on a design#first i knew penelope had a namesake duck. because her name literally means duck#there's another interpretation for her name but i couldn't ignore how wholesome it is. allegedly there's a myth around it too#where she was cast away by her parents and thrown in the water but was saved by ducks who carried her to shore#so her parents accepted her back. and not gonna lie i really liked that story#so i knew i would choose a hairdo that could specifically recall the feathers of a duck. and wouldn't you know#studying greek hairstyles and accessories i saw this hairnet the women would use. that makes the hair do just that#so that was the first clear thing i had in mind for her. next i looked at her namesake duck. and seeing its patterns i knew#that i had to give her freckles. and brown hair and eyes obviously#next is about her being spartan. i know stuff could change once she married odysseus. but also i didn't want her to separate too much from#her origins. so i like to think of her as fit and simple in style#i like to think she prefers to show through words and wits (matching her husband) that she means business#not through jewelry or fancy clothes. so she sports some jewelry but not too much#i also sneaked a duck in one of her brooches. because why not#and yeah i mean. i struggled picturing her shorter or same height as odysseus. i made him a short king and you'll deal with it#my art
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Decimation
Some members of one of the GIW’s top-secret research facilities have made an earth-shattering discovery.
They’ve found a way to make half-ghosts.
The failure rate is high. For every subject they successfully convert, many more are left burnt-out corpses—or worse, as rabid undead that must be put down with force.
It didn’t matter. The test subjects were cheap, worthless. Their countless deaths were an acceptable sacrifice in the name of progress.
Their operative’ deaths when they begin the full plan… those will matter more. Their warped agents may be more dangerous than normal humans in combat, but legions of foot soldiers still have their place. It would be foolish to leave themself solely in the hands of ectoplasmic entities, even if they’re allies and still partially human. Recruiting and training enough replacements to recover the losses would take time.
But it will all be worth it.
Finally, they will have control of a strong enough army to bring their goals to fruition. Those inhuman wraiths will be eradicated, ensuring the safety of the real, living humans and opening up a whole new dimension of untapped resources.
#danny phantom#dp#not specifically dp x dc but i feel like the “heroes vs GIW” plot type would fit really well#so i’m gonna include a few of those tags:#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#danny phantom au#dp au#danny phantom prompt#idk how to convey this but they still hate *all* ghosts#using half ghosts doesn’t change that#it’s seen as like. disgusting but necessary#i tried to use words with more negative connotations like “warped” or “more *dangerous*” to communicate that mood but idk if it comes across#dp prompt#guys in white#ghost investigation ward#giw (danny phantom)#i’m pretty proud of the title of this#like it’s not too deep but it feels sorta connected to two differen things through the two meanings of the word#romans had a practice called “decimation” which involved killing 1/10 the soldiers of a group as a punishment#and here the GIW are knowingly killing a portion of their own agents to strengthen their forces#(though it’s a larger fraction so if the “deci-” part were to be kept it’d be like “1 in 10 *survived*” instead of “1 in 10 died”)#and then they also intend to decimate the Ghost Zone (as in the modern meaning of “destroying much if not all of something”
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a … a gift from the talented @kruinka 🥹 thank you so much!! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
#彡 moevie!#彡 cherishing.#kruin …. !! you sent this a few days ago but i am still . reeling in . /pos because i cannot believe i am seeing moze ( and myself ?! ) in#your !!!! style !!! your !! adorable !!! and beautiful !! style !!! and there is a lot i have to say — i am in the chattiest mood despite my#sleepiness !! FIRST omg ): thank you ?! thank you !! THANK YOU !!! for being so kind to me and drawing out a sketch that i will treasure for#eternity really 😭 !! i will gaze at this whenever i wake up … gaze at it before i sleep …. gaze at it when im sad … when im happy ( to#amplify the happiness of course !! ) OOOOH KRUIN. kruin . words can absolutely NOT describe how much i love your style … i just cannot ?!#figure out how to put it in words ?? i can’t just say ‘i like how you do this’ ‘and this’ because it’s the literal entire thing that i love#aiwnendjdkke and ): before i get too deep into that — i must thank you another time kruin !! because i know you’ve been busy — and of#course you must be ?! im sure life becomes much more hectic during the holidays and new years like this — so i’m just so soft over the fact#that you spent time to do this for me and i :’) i really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart — i would like to say ‘you really didn’t#have to!!’ BECAUSE YOU DIDNT !!! YIU DIDNT NEED TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME — YOU DIDNT ): IM JUST SO SAPPY AND MUSHY THAT YOU CHOSE TO AND ):#and the background being pink . i love pink !!! i know exactly where this specific shade of pink will prosper ( give me a second .. when i#awake ) .. BUT OH )): thank you so much kruin … it means so much to me .. more than i could ever try to explain !!! BUT IS IT OKAY IF I TALK#ABOUT HOW YOU DREW MOZE BECAUSE . i’m dead on the floor -> x0x this is me because you made his cheeks SO squishy HIS SIGNATURE SQUISHABLE#LOOK . I WONDER HOW ARTISTS MAKE HIM LOOK SO SQUISHY ?? the squish technique ?? BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO CUTE SHJEJD ): KRUIN YOURE SUCH AN AWESO#ME ARTIST . SO TO BE ABLE TO SEE HIM IN YOUR STYLE ….. *thanks everyone for allowing me to have eyes* a wonderful day !! to have eyes !!! i#will actually risk disintegrating into evieparticles if i even so much as mention the blush on his cheeks so — instead . YOU GAVE HIM SUCH A#oh no . the look on his face T T kruin i don’t want to talk about it !!!!! but you — the look on his face !!!! must you draw him in such a#cute manner /pos i am starting to feel speechless trying to talk about how pretty he is in your style because . perhaps toopretty for me#to even make any type of comment ( instead — i sneak a glance and then turn away because if i stare too long …. IF I STARE TOO LONG .. *expl#explodes* ) kruin i think i will just cry seeing the level of detail you put into this ): like my hair ): i think i will just kneel in front#of you and cry and apologize over and over as i wipe my tears on my sleeve because my tears make it difficult to properly thank you /lh#the fact that there are sparkles T T the world is full of sparkles when mr shadow exists !!! a lovely . YOU KNOW WHAT . the sparkles are#there because KRUIN EXISTS . I LOVE YOU KRUIN. I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH ))): I DONT RVEN KNOW HOW TO DTART EXPRESSING MY GRATUTUDE#tldr - i am gobsmacked & staring at this for the next ( infinite amount of time ) thank you kruin !!! ): wishing you only the best .#aggressively wishing you only the best * aggressively turning to go O_O at anything that dares threaten a lovely day for you!!!!
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assad zaman as "prem"
#assad zaman#iwtv cast#this looks so serious out of context lmao#it's a 10 minute comedy skit based on a midsummer night's dream#remember the lockdowns when all of your entertainment was filmed from inside the actors' houses? yeah#you get this in [britta perry voice] old west colour#because I forgot to turn off the warm light filter on my laptop and fucked up the colouring#and now the migraine's coming back so I'm not fixing it!!#enjoy your slop#pretend it's from 2013#the video's on the rsc site and their youtube#my brain is going to explode so you'll have to find it yourselves#there are a few other assad bits on there that I haven't seen before either#including a presumably lovely spoken word thing#but I'm hearing impaired so I wouldn't know lmao#anyway go sleuthing!#apologies to the people who believed I obtained a personal private super secret intimate for-assad's-eyes-only video by dubious means#and then decided to post gifs of it on tumblr dot com for some reason#I am simply not that amoral nor that interesting
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can't fool him
#a doodley#he's so mean to smunker sometimes#also i feel ive been writing a lot of Few Words Talon lately i promise he Still Talks#this specifically is a result of. i feel once he starts feeling intensely toward smunker and cow al#(not even specific Positive emotion just Emotions Intensely) he's fond of kissing but kind of just launches onto you w.o warning#so they tell him to have some tact and he doesnt like that#most he does is basically announce he's going to kiss you bc its not a question either#single word because its stupid you're even making him do that#and he won't repeat himself. you must be trying to humiliate him.#and of course he wont ASK for affection OR permission to have it. this is why he just Takes It. you must be stupid.
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Crack idea here: LCF modern AU with magic where og!Cale accidentally gains a swordmaster aura after way too many hours of playing beat saber.
Cale: *intensely playing the same game for 74th time this (new) year*
Cale's body: *starts exuding glowing mist*
Cale:
Hans, who just opened the door: Excuse me, young mas— Hhh...
Hans: Madam Violan!!!
#i put madam bc in a modern au they most likely wouldn't be nobles#and idk what a butler would call the wife of the house#but i searched and was tht or mistress#i went with that bc i feel like hans would rather avoid calling her mistress#when it's a word that some people could use for its other meaning to offend her#anyways#og cale who gets genuinely surprised for the third time on his life#because he has so much potential he accidentally developed an aura#most people don't get one even if they train on purpose for decades#but he got it after a few years of seriously playing a game#for fun#and there are witnesses#now he can't pretend he doesn't have one#lcf au#accidental swordmaster og!cale AU#crack fic idea#og cale#original cale henituse#og cale henituse#og!cale henituse
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