#not in a good way

[notyourmarshall]

Guys i dont advertise that i watched hazbin hotel but lets be honest for a second bc this is tumblr:

Angel dust is a fucking peak character hes such a little bitch and i love him

But yes fire kiljoy name sorry that was off topic

angel dust wouldve been such a sick killjoy name. i hate that hazbin hotel spider

[anggeese]

'freedom looks so good on you'

[xi-xi-chen]

[melanthiosthescreamer]

"will you ever shut up about-"

NO. NO I FUCKING WONT AND YOUUUUUU CANT MAKE ME >:(

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Hahaaaa...

My partner just intercepted a parent gunning for me in a supermarket with "no thanks, I'm here with my husband to buy our dinner, email him your moan and jog on".

When I gawped at him: "I don't care how fucking senior you are, when you're at home you're mine, not theirs." (sic)

I've given him too much of a spine. I have never been more sexually attracted to him. After the party tonight, I'm gonna blow his brain out his ears.

[sarafangirlart]

There is a book that has Hestia as the main character. It's called The Invisible Goddess by A.C. Dawn.

Tf do ppl have against asexuals?

Like I know this is a modern label/interpretation but who looks at Hestia and thinks “but what if I make a romance story out of her?”

[sword-fighting-hermit]

[Kinship] or lack thereof

Just Mordred's lack of kinship for someone he's actually related to by blood.

For @mortiscausa‘s March to Camelot.

[siriusblackdevotee]

idk who needs to hear this but the main couple in Green Apple Paradise is jegulus coded while the side couple is wolfstar coded

it was the appearance of the side couple that started the like of thought. Then I was like "Sirius would do this..." "Remus would act like this" and I concluded, they are wolfstar. Then I realized it also applied to the main couple. They are Jegulus.

I can't draw the similarities without spoiling the plot so just... go read pls, it's fluffy, comedy, no angst. Mostly. Happy ending. Completed. Side chapters are out!

[netisinfin8ty]

what is this render. like

paracelsus. buddy. you're not tough. you're not gonna handle it dude. you need to rest as much as A.B.A.

[summer04rayne]

So… that’s what Lewis from is receiving from *his team principal* after he gave 7 world championships to Mercedes. Nice.

[fanart247]

AN ANIMATION I DID A WHILE AGO!! Posted it on YouTube it didn’t get a lot of traction but I don’t mind, I made it while listening to Dndads so it was mostly for fun 🤭

[jootharley]

blehhhhh

[julianscarcass]

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[thefabulousfab-3]

The tortured poet’s department really was the polin album.

[abubblingcandle]

I didn't think this would ever become relevant again but a reminder that this man

is the British Foreign Secretary and he once fucked a dead pig

[kaygee-doodles]

Emergency Commissions

Hey, so, I don't want to have to do this, but...my A/C's compressor just died. In Texas. In daily 100+ degree weather. I can't afford to fix it right now.

So I'm offering 5 Dollar Deals! What's that?

5 Dollar Deals

Sketches/Doodles: They aren't good, but they're only $5 per person

Written words: $5 for every 500 words, +$5 if we get spicy.

If you think my stuff sucks but still want to help, I have a Patreon and a Ko-Fi☕