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Okay Dumb HC, Vlad have blood blossom immunity is due to his alcohol tolerant as human is Too strong, and it got amp up to 11 after he become halfa. And Basically he learn to brew Blood Blossom moonshine when he was with Danny ancestor Johnathan, caused that the only thing strong enough to make him wasted. And then overtime his bodies start developing high tolerant toward it too. By the time Danny come it take at least 3 Barrel of concentrated Blood blossom for it to even affect Vlad.
#on other note danny have extremely low alcohol tolerant#and get drunk on like 1 shot of regular#Vlad have one bottle of those thing scattered all across the castle#imagine being a ghost ambusing Vlad#get smack over the head with one of those Blood Blossom moonshine#and just got completely dissolved into glow stick fuild caused of it#LMAO#It is completely safe for human consumtion#and He gift Jack a bottle once#and jack used it to make dinner#Be danny ko just at the first hit of the smell
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@mikkeneko MEATY OR NOT I THOUGHT I HAD ANOTHER WHOLE BOOK TO EASE INTO THE GRAND FINALE I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO READ THE END!! IT IS A THURSDAY EVENING WHAT DO YOU M E A N THE MAIN PLOT IS ONLY THREE BOOKS AND I JUST HAVE TO COPE WITH ALL THIS???????
@ everyone one who's been watching me read my way through SVSSS v3: YOU LET ME MAKE STUPID MEMES AND VORE JOKES WHILE I NAIVELY PRANCED MY WAY TOWARDS CHPT 21???? (;´༎ຶ ᗩ ༎ຶ)
"heh heh what a silly stupid isekai parody," chuckles the idiot about to fall into the unseen pit of agony
"oh boy oh boy a kickass final boss fight :D I can't wait!!" both me and SQQ who are EQUALLY DUMB AS SHIT APPARENTLY AAAUGH
#IM COMING FROM THE ENDLESS FUCKING BRICK THAT IS TGCF WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE'S CONCISE#I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS#IM NOT READY FOR IT TO BE OVER#I WANT TO READ LIKE A DOZEN LITERARY ESSAYS ON THIS NOVELS CENTRAL THEMES#HOW DID MXTX MANAGE TO SUCKERPUNCH ME LIKE THAT IN SUCH SHORT ORDER#AGAIN. I WAS MAKING VORE JOKES A WEEK AGO. I WAS THINKING ABOUT DRAWING A SILLY PICTURE OF MBJ PUNTING SQH INTO THE CAVE#AND NOW THIS#EXCUSE ME WHILE I LIKE ON MY RUG AND TRY TO COPE#EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO LED ME TO THIS AND LET ME THINK ITS THE SILLY POINTLESS JOKE OF THE MXTX CANON IS A CRUEL MONSTER#i am ambusing my capslock but holy ahit i was not emotionally read for this and its all i have to comfort me right now#what the fuuuuuuuck#i have. so many thoughts. so. many.#bene speaks#svsss spoilers
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Brittle Doughie’s Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 9: Autumn 2024)
A masterlist of @brittle-doughie’s Cookie Run stories organized by month.
Genre Emojis
😞 is for angst, 🎃 is for Halloween, 🎄 is for Christmas, 🍪 is for Cannibalism, 💗 is for Yandere, 💝 is for Valentine’s, 👻 is for Horror, 🎂 is for Birthday, 💚 is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie, and 😈 is for Ancient Beast AU (Inspired by Cuppajj’s Beast Ancient AU)
The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), I’ll make a note on that as well. Additionally, I’ll categorize various cookies if they’re associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.
Also, the ⭐️ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittle’s OCs while ✨ will indicate someone’s interpretation of Y/N Cookie.
Additionally, many people proved art to showcase to Brittle, which will be indicated by this: 🖌️. I will also mention who provided the art.
September 2024 🍂
• “Ambused in Pure Vanilla Cookie’s Quarters”
Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie
• “You Won’t Leave Paradise? Would You?”
Featuring: Black Sugar Swan Cookie
• “Steamwork Accident”
Featuring: The Time Balance Department
• “Long Time Friend”
Featuring: Cookies of the Hollyberry Kingdom
• “Burning Kiss”
Featuring: Wind Archer Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie
• “Baby Buttermilk Pie Cookie”
Featuring: The Five Beasts
• “Therapy Needed” ⭐️
Featuring: Dumpling Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie
• “Compliments”
Featuring: Black Pearl Cookie
• “Obsessive Plants” 💗
Featuring: Herb Cookie, Peach Blossom Cookie and Clover Cookie
• “Pendants”
Featuring: The Elementals, Black Sugar Swan Cookie and Xylitol Nova Cookie
• “War Against the Beasts”
Featuring: Elder Faerie Cookie and the Five Beasts
• “Wisdom”
Featuring: Alchemist Cookie and Candy Drop Cookie
• “Starry Depths”
Featuring: Starlight Mermaids
• “The Tale of the Forced Hand” 😞
Featuring: The Five Beasts and the Witches
• “Mine”
Featuring: Black Sugar Swan Cookie
• “My Biker Girlfriend”
Featuring: Street Urchin Cookie
• “Prank”
Featuring: Elder Faerie Cookie and Xylitol Nova Cookie
• “Her Treasure… Gone…”
Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie
• “Deal with the Ancients 2 (Preview)”
Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie and White Lily Cookie
• “Partner and Bodyguard”
Featuring: Financier Cookie
• “Galacta Knight”
Featuring: Dark Enchantress Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie, Longan Dragon Cookie, Lotus Dragon Cookie, Snakefruit Cookie, Gingerbrave and Croissant Cookie
• “Comfort”
Featuring: Whipped Cream Cookie and Black Sugar Swan Cookie
• “Fae Marriage”
Featuring: White Lily Cookie and the Cookies of the Faerie Kingdom
• “Purple Rain Flower”
Featuring: Hydrangea Cookie and Lotus Dragon Cookie
• “Protect like a Parent”
Featuring: Black Swan Cookie, White Lily Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie and Xylitol Nova Cookie
• “After Them!”
Featuring: Burning Spice Cookie and his Army and Golden Cheese Cookie
• “Cherished Watcher”
Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie
• “The Coming Spice Storm” ⭐️
Featuring: The Cookies of the Cookie Kingdom, Golden Cheese Cookie, Salsa Cookie, Crowned Cupcake Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie
• “The Beast’s Own Worst Enemy”
Featuring: The Beast Cookies
• “Possessive Beasts”
Featuring: The Five Beasts
• “Watched” 👻
Featuring: Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie’s Sentient Statues
• “The Fallen Ruler”
Featuring: The 5 Beasts
October 2024 🎃
• “In the Eye of the Tiger”
Featuring: Nutmeg Tiger Cookie
• “Watching You”
Featuring: Mystic Flour Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie
• “Battle the Destroyer”
Featuring: Burning Spice Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie
• “Taken”
Featuring: Burning Spice Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie
• “Date with the Tiger”
Featuring: Nutmeg Tiger Cookie
• “Trophy”
Featuring: Burning Spice Cookie
• “Baked a Cookie of My Ex-Wife” ���️✨
Featuring: The Five Beasts
Art by @/xaytheloser (view their Benign Butter Cookie)
• “Keep an Eye on Them”
Featuring: Burning Spice Cookie’s Followers
• “Marks of the Beasts”
Featuring: The Five Beasts
• “The Fool”
Featuring: Shadow Milk Cookie, Gingerbrave, Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie
• “Princess Cookie is in Another Castle”
Featuring: Princess Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie
• “Recovering from Beast Experiences”
Featuring: Shadow Milk Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie
• “Five Nights with Dragons” 👻
Featuring: The 5 Dragons
• “Old Acquaintances”
Featuring: Onyx Cream Cookie
• “Tribute Day” ⭐️
Featuring: Brittle’s OCs
• “Seeing Double”
Featuring: Y/N Cookie’s Twin Cousin
• “A Beastly Family”
Featuring: The Five Beasts
• “Refuge” 😈
Featuring: Cookies of the Dark Cacao Kingdom
• “Need a Hand?”
Featuring: Jalapeño Cookie
• “Pangolin Protectiveness”
Featuring: Pepper Pangolin Cookie
• “Are They Sick?”
Featuring: The Cookies of Darkness
• “A New Story”
Featuring: Linzer Cookie
• “Disappeared”
Featuring: Croissant Cookie and Timekeeper Cookie
• “Male Partner Contest”
Featuring: The Five Beasts
• “This Could Have Been You”
Featuring: Butter Roll Cookie
• “Be Careful What You Wish For”
Featuring: Elder Faerie Cookie
• “The Fake Me”
Featuring: The Ancient Heroes
• “Too Cute to be Tough”
Featuring: Pepper Pangolin Cookie
• “Pretty Green Snake”
Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie and Smoked Cheese Cookie
• “How Are They Doing?”
Featuring: Xylitol Nova Cookie and Xylitol Blue Cookie
• “Pucker Up”
Featuring: Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie
• “Cannibal”
Featuring: Numerous Cookies
• “Wayward Soul”
Featuring: Parfaedia Cookies
• “Seed”
Featuring: Millennial Tree Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Licorice Cookie, Blue Lily Cookie and Lilybell Cookie
• “Warmth”
Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie
• “Timid One”
Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie
• “Baking Time” 🎃
Featuring: Everything Pie Cookie
• “A New Home”
Featuring: Pepper Pangolin Cookie
Divider Source l Next Masterlist l Previous Masterlist
#brittle doughie masterlists#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#cookie run#cookie run x reader#yandere cookie run#cookie run angst#yandere cookie run kingdom#cookie run x you
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Overprotective Ron and Hermoine
Thinking of Ron and Hermoine being so overprotective over Harry after the war. No one even dares to crowd around Harry, not when the two other part of the golden trio started brandishing their wands around as if they were knives that they could just use to stab someone.
(They could, and they would. No one really dared to know because they've seen the two fight in the war; Harry has morals stopping him from doing things, but the two? They seemed to lost it after watching their Harry trying to fight to live and to save their world.)
Once, someone tried ambusing Harry to talk to him (when others say that he was so protected, it was not a lie). It was someone (coughFudgecough) who wants Harry to support him in his political agenda. Unfortunately, when the emerald-eyed boy denied the man, he started shouting at him and even dared to cast a spell towards his direction.
Very furious about what the man tried to do, both Ron and Hermoine started casting every (legal and borderline illegal) curses and spells that they could think of. A few of the witnesses even swore that they saw Hermoine cast a crucio towards the foolish man, but they aren't really willing to do so in court.
(They believe that the man coughFudgecough deserves it.)
#harry potter#harry potter au#hermoine#hermoine granger#ron#ronald weasley#ron x harry#harry x ron#harry x hermoine#hermoine x harry#golden trio#ronarry#harmione#ron x harry x hermoine#we love a trio#harry deserves to be spoiled rotten#harry potter deserves the world#ron and hermoine doesn't give a shit about the government#they have years of experience in defying the ministry#the reality: harry is the most law abidding in between the three of them (at least in this au)
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*Pain. That's all she felt as blows hit her from all sides, making the 8 feet tall Predator Drone curl up in a fetal position. Jeers echoed in their auditory sensors as it's oil tainted the sparkly white ground with inky black. Go figure, it lets it's guard down and got ambused by a gang of 5 tough Worker Drones. Her optics were shut, digital tears going down her visor. If only she could scream for help. Would anyone arrive to this sad scene? *
( @thehunt-ison )
Scelene was just out walking when she heard the commotion, before her curiosity got the better of her. She decided to check it out only to watch the scene in front of her play out. Oh hell no. No way was she going to stand for this. "Oie! You better fuck off before I make you fuck off." Scelene bared her fangs at the other Worker Drones. "Pick on someone your own size assholes." The snarl turned to a smirk. "I'd be more than willing to take you all on." The smirk turned into a manic smile as the pink demonic drone tilted her head, walking over.
Whether the other drones would flee, or fight, didn't matter to Scelene. Even if they did decide to fight, she had taken on a larger group before with ease. Maybe it was the way she easily made herself as unnerving as possible, or the fact that this smaller drone was willing to take on this many others but whatever the case, the other workers clearly didn't want to deal with this nutcase, and quickly scattered.
Once the others left Scelene scoffed and walked over to the cowering predator drone. "Hey." She tilted her head looking them over. "They're gone.. Why didn't you just.. Stick up for yourself?" She asked, her arms crossed over her chest, clearly unimpressed.
@thehunt-ison
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Fish of the Day
Today's fish of the day is the pajama shark!
The pajama shark, also known by scientific name Poroderma africanum, is known mostly by divers along Cape Town. These animals are a kind of catshark, a family defined by egg laying and bottom feeding. With a range along the coast of Southern Africa, they stretch from Table bay to East London, found most prominently off of the Western Cape. Historical records imply at one point there may have been a population in Madagascar, but currently there are no signs this population still exists.
These fish live in shallow waters, getting as deep as 16ft, although in areas with rocky shores, they have been found as deep as 150-300ft, with a strong preference for intertidal locations with nearby kelp forests.. The diet of the pajama shark is made up of bony fishes, smaller rays or sharks, crabs, lobster, cephalopods. In particular pajama sharks have been seen hiding among squid eggs, and ambushing descending parents. They have also been seen ambusing octopi in their area as well, grabbing them and twisting to tear off tentacles larger than the pajama shark's body. They can get as large as 4 ft in length, on the midrange for catsharks.
They have no breeding season, instead having sexual events year round. one pup can be made at a time and eggs are hidden underwater, and covered in algae of kelp to remain hidden. The eggs will take 5-6 months to hatch, after which pups will measure only 14-15 inches long. They will mature sexually by the time they reach 30-35 inches in length, and can live up to 5 years. They hunt in daylight until sexual maturity, at which point they shift schedule, primarily hunting at night, finding places among kelp to rest during the day
Have a wonderful day, everyone!
#fish#fish of the day#fishblr#fishposting#aquatic biology#marine biology#animal facts#animal#animals#fishes#informative#education#aquatic#aquatic life#nature#river#ocean#shark#sharks#pajama shark#Poroderma africanum#catshark
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tw-character death
Saw cute sprout!ghost, then saw animatic. very cute. Soon ANGST.
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When Ghost first awoken, he noticed his pot wasn't in Soap's room but in an office.
Ghost grumbled as he tried to wiggle himself free. The soil was dry, it hadn't been watered in awhile.
Where's Johnny? He promised he would stay with him until he came back. Ghost wanted his sergeant to be the first thing he saw not an empty office.
But Ghost understood why he wasn't here. He didn't blame him, just a tad disappointed. They were soldiers that could've been pulled at any minute.
Ghost hopped off from his pot and shaked himself like a dog to get rid of the excess dirt that clung onto him.
He looked around and sat on the edge of the desk and waited for someone to come in.
Sure enough, Price opened the door a few minutes later.
"Price!"
The captain tensed and his head shot up, only relaxing when he sees the sprout waving at him.
Ghost lowered his arms and went quiet when he saw the captain.
Price's eyes were swollen and bloodshot, like he was crying. Looked like he had lost alot of sleep too from his eyebags.
Did something happen while he was out of commissison?
"Price whats wrong? Where's Johnny?"
Price tensed as he pursed his lips together in thought. He slowly shut his door and slowly walked towards Ghost.
Soon enough his knees hit the floor and his hands flew to hover over Ghost.
"Simon..."
Uh-oh thats not a good sign
"Soap..." Ghost's hands grabbed onto Prices pointer fingers to help ground him. Unknownly his hands were tightly gripping Prices fingers and trembling in nervousness.
"He's gone Simon" Price gasped out as sobs racked his body and he let his head thump onto the edge of the desk.
Ghost started to panic and grab onto the hair that hid under Price's hat. "Who's gone Price?!" He tugged onto the hairs.
Price seemly ignored him. "It was a mission gone wrong. Intel was wrong and they were ambused. At most their injuries weren't too servere but it came at a price."
"Price..."
"Soap..." Price's voice started to fail him as his crying robbed him of his breath.
"He's dead Simon." He finally managed to rasp out.
Ghost tugged harshly on the hairs in his grip. "NO! I dont believe you! Show me!"
Ghost let go of Prices hair as his head moved to look at him.
Suddenly they were at Soap's grave. Ghost couldn't tell when they had even left, the news had left him in a daze and now he was staring at a headstone with a name that he never wanted to see on it.
If Ghost could come back, then so could Soap.
He would return the grave the next day with a water can and a shovel that were his size and wait.
He waited for a sprout to grow from the dirt. Just in case, Ghost watered the dirt around the bural site to see if it would help.
But nothing happened, and that continued on over the week.
He was optimistic when grass started to grow around the headstone.
He continued to be hopeful when grass started to grow.
In his excitement, he even roped a pot and began to drag it daily to the grave for if Soap were to finally sprout he can quickly take him back to the base.
But as time passed, and the grass has continued to grow. No sprout was in sight.
It's been more than a month and any sprouts would been up and grown into a seedling by now.
The sun was setting and the night began to creep up. Ghost whimpered. "Johnny...?"
"You promised you would stay with me Johnny, so why aren't you here right now?" Tears began to leak from his eyes.
"Ghost..." Ghost turned to Price who was standing behind him.
"You can't keep doing this, this isn't healthy."
"But! But he can still come back, I did so why can't he?"
Price shook his head. "I wish that could happen too, but even if it did, he would be here right now."
"NO! Just a little more time. We just need to be patience with Johnny like we always have." Ghost argued.
"Simon..." Price bent down and reached for him.
Ghost made no move to fight him as his hand closed around his body and lifted him up.
"Soaps gone. He's not growing Simon." Price said.
Ghost looked back at the grave, eyes darting around the greenery searching for something. His gaze turned back to Price when he didn't find what he was looking for.
He deflated in his hand, head hanging low and tears started to stream and damp his skin.
"He's really gone isn't he." Voice low and thick with sorrow.
Price nodded sadly and moved to put him close to chest.
Ghost whimpered. "I didn't even get to tell him goodbye. Didn't get to even tell Johnny that I loved him."
Price let out a shuttering sigh as he craddled and comforted his distraught lieutenant. "I know son... I know..."
(fin)
Thing from my twitter UwU
A part 2 alternate Happy ending
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Me after finding out one of my work friends is an Ambuser stan and he spent five minutes telling me my abuse story doesn't count because I don't believe her even after a manager told him to stop
#tw abuse#anti amber heard#anti amber heard stans#he made me cry and didn't understand why#johnny depp#i stand with johnny depp#abuse survivor
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Meet Cernunnos, The son of Saint Macuil, as well as Mortala and Begalta! Or as he goes by around humans, Fionn. He's a combat instructor at the Officer's Academy and a Knight of Seiros who typically acts as Rhea's bodyguard. An extroverted and sweet man, Fionn's known for giving people pep talks after being reprimanded by Catherine and taking on more squires than anyone else ever has. He's got the Crest of Cernunnos, and is the only person to have ever had it; in fact, it's barely recorded in history.
Age: ~1700 (Academy/War); Is constantly mistaken as being 18-20 and doesn't correct anyone. Born on the 16th of the Verdant Rain Moon.
Height: 6'3" - 190cm
War Monk
Crest of Cernunnos
Strengths: Faith, Brawling, Axe
Weaknesses: Riding
Close Allies: Seteth, Flayn, Alois
Likes: The Four Saints, helping people, storms
Dislikes: Horses, people sacrificing themselves for him, screaming
More Info Below and Design Notes below! (TW; Mentions of parent death)
Like most Nabateans, Cernunnos lived in Zanado with his parents; Macuil and Begalta, his fathers, and Mortala, his mother. One day, the village was raided by those who would soon be known as the Ten Elites, and many Nabateans were slaughtered. Begalta and Mortala were no exception, killed by Riegan and Fraldarius respectively. Cernunnos was chased down by some bandits and almost killed as well, until he was rescued by Cichol. He was roughly 500 at the time, the Nabatean equivalent of 8 for a human.
Though Seiros had intended on making him a Saint, Macuil loudly objected. After all, the man had just lost his husband and wife; making his son a Saint would just put a larger target on his head, and Macuil didn't want to lose him too. Regardless, Cernunnos still fought in the War of Heroes and quickly became known as a force of nature on the battlefield despite his small stature and (relatively) young age. Humans for the most part had a hard time dealing with the fact that they were being shown up by a child; Macuil took mild pride in it whenever he wasn't worried sick.
Then, after a battle, Cernunnos was getting healed by Cethleann after receiving a particularly nasty injury, they were ambused by the Elite Riegan; Cethleann jumped in front of her younger cousin, taking the hit from Riegan's arrow. Cernunnos went into a rage, transforming into The Stormbringer (his dragon form), and proceeding to rip Riegan to shreds. Despite managing to stabilize Cethleann and constantly being told by his other family that it wasn't his fault, Cernunnos constantly blames himself for what happened and took on a healer role to "make it up to Cethleann".
After the War of Heroes, Cernunnos followed his father to Sreng and stayed there for the coming centuries, developing an incredibly jovial mask to hide the pain he still felt from the War and Zanado. This clashed heavily with Macuil becoming more and more bitter, until it eventually resulted in a falling out where Cernunnos ran away to live at the Monastery in Imperial Year 937, taking on the name Fionn and joining the Knights of Seiros.
Fun Facts and Design Notes!
His Sacred Weapon is called the Fists of Nemea. They have a built-in 3 pointed twisting blade.
He's met many nobles across the 3 countries and has dirt on several people's ancestors
One of the houses he doesn't have dirt on is House Bergliez; One of Caspar's ancestors, Emmeline von Bergliez, was a squire of his.
Avid reader of legends and a big fan of a particular story called "The Shadows of Valentia".
Balthus and Rodrigue both recognize him from their Academy days and are both floored that he looks nearly identical. Catherine does too, but knows his secret.
He considered Sitri his cousin. When she died, he took a long break from the Knights of Seiros.
While both depicted designs are based on the War Monk, the Academy/War design mixes it with Seteth's outfit and the War of Heroes design mixes it with the Sothis Regalia.
His hair is meant to resemble a mix of Chrom and Cloud Strife's hairstyles.
His War of Heroes design puts him at around 600, roughly the equivalent of a human 13 year old. Why did I choose to make Nabatean aging weird? Idk.
The Stormbringer is meant to simultaneously look Wolfish, Birdlike, and Draconic.
The Crest of Cernunnos is associated with the Adjustment Arcana (Alternative Justice Arcana. If you know me you know why) and is known as the "Cloud Dragon Sign".
The Crest of Cernunnos has a slight chance of healing adjacent units the same amount as the target unit.
#im sorry this is very long#but i love him dearly#oc fionn / cernunnos#fire emblem oc#fire emblem three houses#fe3h oc#tulin's oc talk#long post
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humanformers options for the ambuses:
both of them are trans and extremely paranoid about being stealth, but only dominus got married and had to make up a story about losing his original dick in a car accident to explain the bottom surgery.
only minimus is trans and dominus doesn't get it At All but in like. a perfectly nice way, all things considered. (this is probably slightly more annoying, because minimus can't be mad about it without sounding petty.) he thinks it's very confusing but it's fine. he keeps trying to help minimus be stealth by claiming they are IDENTICAL twins, which is very dumb because uh. they're not. they literally just do not look the same. minimus has explained why this doesn't work four times now. it's literally making things worse. please stop.
minimus and rewind are trans, but rewind thinks minimus is cis for YEARS, and loses his shit when he finally discovers THAT'S why minimus was so goddamn awkward about it and not because minimus was trying so, so hard not to be a transphobe to his new BiL.
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How the Yellow Crown chose Cacoa
I don't usually write so womp womp if the writing sucks
The cult was dying.
The leader said they would survive through, but Cacoa could tell.
Everyone was starving.
It's been a hectic couple of months at the cult, an ancient goat with the ability to start fights at just a glance crawled out of a resurrection portal and a young bird who you'd feel ill just in the presence of was brought to cult grounds after a crusade.
Most importantly tho the cult was starving.
Cacoa was starving.
The hunters and gathers sent to find food weeks ago still haven't returned. He was supposed to be a part of that group, but the lamb deemed him too inexperienced for a hunt at this time.
To be honest, Cacoa thought that was stupid.
Sure, he wasn't the most experienced with weapons or tools, but he had claws and fangs! Surely, his natural defenses could work!
Alas, the lamb wouldn't let him leave...
Unless the lamb didn't have to know about him leaving? Cacoa thought to himself.
Thinking it over he decided he'd leave when the moon was at its highest point.
It'd just be a quick hunt, enough to get the cult enough food until the hunting party came back.
Just a quick hunt...
Cacoa was lost.
A heretic ambused him while he was hunting, sending him off trail with the heretic in tow.
He managed to claw the thing pretty badly but it hadn't died yet.
Yet...
What if he brought the heretic back to the cult? Cannibalism isn't necessarily moral, but desperate times lead to desperate measures.
However, he'd have to drag the thing back alive, and it was too heavy for one cat to carry all that way.
Unless he removed some meat from it.
Cacoa was starving.
And it'd be a shame to let all this meat go to waste.
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(stupid fucking idea for RP but I wanna see what they do)
*a little girl, no more than 3 walked around ambuse. She had her hair tied up in bows, curing underneath. Her green eyes shined in the afternoon sun. Her clothes seemed not to be cleaned in days. She soon found the basement and watched as a blacked hair "woman" worked on his art. She was quiet and claim as she watched*
-Lillian (imma just show her name now)
wowie zowie-)) *Vincent ever so calmly didn't notice the child as of yet, he just continued his art, moving about the workshop as needed to grab tools and other such things.*
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A Kings Cry...
The Brotherhood had just gotten back From Oropo's Tower, Eveyone was exhausted and Tired.
Especially Yugo.
Night began to Fall as Everyone was getting ready for Bed, Yugo However was pacing Back and forth in His room Next to Adamaï.
He couldn't Stop thinking, 'What if we get Attacked? What if we get Ambused?..' He thought as he continued to Pace.
That was until a voice snapped him form his Thoughts; "Hey, You've been pacing for atleast 20 Minutes, What's Wrong?" Adamaï got up Looking at him worriedly.
Yugo had been Extremely Jumpy Since they got back from Oropos Tower; He'd act like something was always around the Corner. His tail swayed Unconsciously Without him Knowing, Adamaï could feel his Stress. He would bring yugo to his Side trying to calm him Down.
"A..Ad I dont.. Know!" Yugo said Shakily as he started to break. His tail curled under him as he looked up at Adamaï.
"Stay here." Adamaï said to Yugo, Gently Pushing him on the bed. Yugo curled up into a ball, His wings wrapped around himself while his tail remained curled under him. He was terrified of Oropo coming back.
Adamaï walked out of Yugos Room, Closing the door as gentle as possible.
"So How is he!?" Elely Shouted at the dragon. Adamaï quickly put his claw on her Mouth, Putting a finger to his Lips Shushing her.
"He's worse than when we left, He wont calm down. I'm gonna have to talk to Phearis about this, This is too much for him." Adamaï continued.
"You." He pointed at Amalia, "Me?.." She said confused. "Yes, Can you try to calm Him down?" He almost sounded Desperate.
Amalia Nodded, Walking behind Adamaï and putting her hand on the doorknob.
Adamaï Nodded, Walking out of the House, Flying off.
Amalia turned the Doorknob, Walking into the Room and closing the door quietly.
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Outside of his room, The group has still worried about Yugo.
"So what's wrong with Him?" Rubilax asked
"That's what I'm Asking myself, Rubi." Dally replied to Him.
*"He's Mentality and Physically Exhausted, It's Making him Overwhelm Himself, He thinks Oropo will come back for Us. And he thinks he needs to protect Us, I know He's a King but... This is Too much for him." Eva explained
"Ohh!" Elely and Flopin said in Sync.
"That's better than I could've explained it." Ruel shrugged.
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As Amalia closed the door, She saw Yugo. He looked horrible; He had developed bags from Lack of sleep, He was extremely Skinny. Adamaï did say he wouldn't eat..
Amalia walked over to His bed, She made Slow movements Not wanting to spook the boy.
When yugo saw her, He looked desperate to see her. Her slow movements somehow made him let his guard down the Slightest bit.
Amalia sat on his bed, Moving her hand to his. Grabbing it gently.
Yugo looked up at her, Shaking as tears dripped down his face. His Hood-ears twitched.
"Yugo.." she spoke softly, "What's Scarring you..?" She confused to speak softly. Almost a whisper.
Yugo shook his head "E...e-everything Ami.." his voice was a gust in the wind.
Amalia opened her Arms, Knowing what he needed.
Yugo almost flew into her Arms, Shaking and Sobbing as he put his head into her neck.
Amalia hugged him tightly as she slowly rocked them both, Yugos Wings wrapped around Ami as he was I'm desperate need Of comfort.. And Amalia would so her best to help him.
END OF PART 1
This AU Tajes place after Season 3, Yugo is Extremely Traumatized and has some traits from Adamaï; Wings, Horns, Tail ect-
Instincts are heightened, Making it easier to find people--
Okay so in my AUs Yugo has always had the traits from his brother, Like let's say he was somewhat taller than in cannon like.. hes 5"3.. Yugo figured out he had a dragon tail in the end of S3. The Brotherhood knew about it, But yugo knew he had actually wings in his back. But he didnt want to reveal them yet. The only one who knows is Adamai, And he hasn't showed his Wings on his head. He's showed Adamaï but He just teases him about them, By teases I mean he takes off his hat when there alone. Yugo just loves his brother...
And yugos always had an instinct where he can sense Anyone behind him because his tail would be able to sense the vibrations. His tail isn't too long but it's long enough to where it touched The ground.
#wakfu#yugo the eliatrope#wakfu adamai#pinpin#tristepin de percedal#tristepin#Evangelyne#wakfu ruel#artists on tumblr#wakfu elely#wakfu yugo#wakfu flopin#PT1#<33#My story#oropo#stfu#Oropos an ASS#FUCK HIM#GIVE THE BOY COMFORT#PLZZZ#very many mistakes#so. ad#bad
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"Stay the fuck away from my boyfriend..." This is a rather epic moment I just had in my Exandria campaign with my character Fiona. In this newest episode, her team had been ambused by a ship of goblins, and one poor soul had the audacity to attack Fiona's love interest, Quincy. So she responded in kind by unleashing Guiding Bolt at the attacker (getting a Nat 20 in the process!)
Hope you guys like it!
DnD belongs to Wizards of the Coast Exandria and Tal'Dorei belong to Critical Role Always We Must Meddle GM'd by @suilinbride Fiona belongs to me Quincy (not pictured) belongs to @simonouma
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Mentopolis Episode 2 Liveblog as Gifs (SPOILERS)
ello everyone I am back on my live watch gif along BS. I forgot that the new season came out last week + work being insane so I missed doing the first episode. However, I watched it and loved it and want to do the new episode tonight. As always spoilers under the read more
Hunch full on tasting the dead thugs blood to confirm they worked for the avaricce family:
The fix vs Hunch Curio Look at Youing each other:
The fix getting his chair Albert as Nostalgia:
The fix going from relunctantly wanting to kill conrad and then wanting to adopt him probably:
Dan Fucks full on guzzling pancake syrup at the dinner:
Danny fucks taking every moment to reinforce his rivalry with Conrad:
Anastasia also not being able to say Dan Fucks full name:
Dan fucks creating a distraction:
Anastasia finding out that The Big Guy has sustained a traumatic head injury:
The Fix getting the heebie jeebies from Conrad's 'home':
Okay but actually the fix really adopting conrad:
Hunch Curio failing to convince the library university bouncer that he's a student but somehow surviving getting wailed on:
The PIs getting ambused:
Anastasia and Hunch being able to act first THOUGH:
THE FIX ONCE AGAIN BEING INTIMIDATING BY GIVING 'True Facts':
THE GANG FINDING OUT THE BIG GUY HAS BEEN DEFENESTRATION:
US ENDING ON THAT CLIFFHANGER:
Brennan as always because hes a wily man who loves tormenting us all:
#mentopolis#conrad schintz#anastasia tension#imelda pulse#the fix#d20 mentopolis#mentopolis spoilers#hunch curio#daniel fucks#dimension 20#mentopolis the scattered mind#mentopolis episode 2#profrontal PIs
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Fascinating
Takes a sharpie bath in the white boy cabin just to piss them off
#listen okay i actually do have a set of criteria and you do meet them. from the outside it looks like you were nice twice and i caved but#thats not what happened.#i could give a kind of breakdown of a few of them i suppose.#'raise your standards' no.#i'm not stupid i picked you on purpose. like i knew at least vaguely what i was getting into here and i did it anyway.#this isn't a 'whoops he's evil! silly me' situation this is a#I saw your violence and your ruthlessness and i also saw your depth. and you're funny and theres softness there too i can SEE it you can't#hide it from me.#this isn't 'uh oh he's evil' this is 'i know what i'm getting into. he's not Hiding that part of him from me.'#i walk in and i know you kill people and i know you were in a cult and i know you're a dick#i'm surprised by the gentleness and consideration and care and the way you looked when you first saw the chirithy#it's on purpose i love you on purpose.#'raise your standards' love theres not. its not a ladder of standards that i need to climb. i'm not going to- like- what? what would you#rather my standards be? because someone can act perfect they can act like the kindest person in the world and when you get behind closed#doors they're a Monster.#here's my thing.#you go after a sheep and they're either a sheep or a wolf in sheeps clothing and you've been ambused.#you go after a wolf and they're either a wolf (which you were planning for) or a sheep in wolf's clothing (okay sure lmao).#either way the wolf wasn't Hiding.#you walk in awares and on purpose. on purpose. i love you on purpose. i don't want someone niceys and pleasant and oh so sweet#i want someone whos h o n e s t about it. someone who's not hiding.#sorry for the gd essay in the tags mon amour but 'raise your standards' literally they're like that on purpose#i love you.
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